OHPW - Week 30: B-Block Showdown
Time to get ready again for OHPW this Saturday.
Kayu refused to surrender yet another week going against supreme Showdown A-Block Loser, finishing with zero points: King Skeleton.
Former Hellweight Champion Suzan Blades makes her return as Newcomer Nero Sin has his first match in an OHPW ring in a four-way.
The Dashes are up to no good again and I guess so are Team Skull. Meanwhile, Mina gets a shot at Shakedown’s Bunny Title :3
And after our weekly VACANT Open Challenge, with A-Block wrapped up, it’s time for the B-Block Finals, only we’re headed into the Block Finals with a three-way tie and to make things worse they have tie-breakers as follows: Cocademon > Ryu > Malfest Goat-Monster > Cocademon. So if all three of those win their respective matches we’ll have a true tie and we’ll need an additional match to settle things.
And finally, in our main event Boob Marley will try to earn the Darkweight Title by going against Black
#1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch
Kayu Zakisaka (c) vs. King Skeleton
It’s a sad day once more. Kayu is defeated by the explosion, giving King Skeleton the win.
#2 Four-Way (First Fall)
Suzan Blades vs. Great Maharaja vs. Nero Sin vs. DivineCoffeeBinge
he oRa 66
All right, let’s start this up, Suzan Blade is back and… wait what? Newcomer Nero Sin has already submitted DCB??? Fuck.
#3 Tag Team Match
The Dash Rendars vs. Team Skull
Surprising nobody, a lot of groin-based offense in this one. Team Skull never held back and the Dashes use every dirty trick to win. And so they did. Again, a dark day…
Scene: Palpatine is interviewing Josef Dub for a potential oRa 66 membership. And since Josef is basically evil he gets the gig.
#4 Bunny Championship :3
Mina Park vs. Mr. Shakedown (c)
Despite the entire oRa 66 accompanying her Mina cannot beat Shakedown. In fact the oRa 66 just stood there and watched as Mr. Shakedown did his running powerbomb.
#5 VACANT Open Challenge
Grace Thoruson vs. VACANT
Grace gave it a good shot. But at this point VACANT cannot be stopped anymore, apparently. Although, it was not a KO but a submission that did it.
Scene: Fomore and Canada discuss their Quadruple Crown contendership and decide they should just face each other instead of any of IGgy’s bullshit.
#6-8 Showdown Tournament B-Block Finals
Cheese Pietzza (0) vs. Ryu (6) - Ryu goes to 8 points… Cheese Pietzza is left with nothing.
N-T Punk (2) vs. Malfest Goat-Monster (6) - Punk must have watched the tapes and everything but he still lost (2) to Goat-Monster (8)
Weeb Weaver (4) vs. Cocademon (6) - Had Cocademon not won Goat would have won the block, but Coca (8) beats Weeb (4)
#9 Underworld Darkweight Championship
Boob Marley vs. Black (c)
It’s a relatively even match until Black decides it’s over. He successfully defends the Darkweight.
