The Camera flickers on to reveal Kelsey, Paulie, and Robbie in the junkyard mid conversation
Robbie D: But Cous, I was in a coma from being in another dimension, how could I’s look after the camera-
Kelsey: Shut up Robbie, youse just be glad that it was still intact after we got it out of that bears stomach. Turning to the camera Now, where to begin, we could start with that Gunslinger and that superhero wannabe rolling me up in that match a month ago.
Paulie: Fucking Cowards Yeah!
Kelsey: We could talk about that “Human” making me bleed my own blood when he wouldn’t do the same.
Paulie: Fucking Metal Punk!
Robbie D: Wasn’t that dude just a robot-
Kelsey: SHUT UP ROBBIE, HE’S AS HUMAN AS THE REST OF US!
Paulie: He’s a bro madda metal and oil just like the rest of us!
Robbie D: …But we’re not made of either of dose things-
Kelsey: Shut up Robbie! Kelsey shakes her head and turn back to the camera But anyway, I think the biggest one, the one that’s really bothering me right now, is Dash Render.
Kelsey: You do youse think youse is? Throwing me on my own bat? How fucking dares youse!? And stealing the Seven Deadly Pins from me? Fuck Youse!
Kelsey: So I tells youse what I’m going to do’s. I’m going to take this Barbed Wire Bat here, and shove it up your Fat Ass! All of your fat asses, don’t think that the Naked Youse and the Mexican Youse are exempt.
Paulie: FATASSES!!! He starts doing push ups
Kelsey: So watch your behinds boys because we’re coming for youse Fatasses- The camera abruptly cuts out, in the background you can hear Kelsey yell