Week 23: Booking It
Time for our go-home for NO SHOW the only show that’s about not being a show.
We’ll settle on a Contender for the Hellweight Title. Angus, who previously narrowly failed to be the first Hellweight Champion and Mr. Shakedown who narrowly failed to become the second Hellweight Champion will go one on one. Aside from that we continue the Showdown Tournament and we’ll witness Seven Deadly Pins!
#1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch
Kayu Zakisaka (c) vs. Palpatine
Palpy was very rude in this one and unfortunately won the match. It was a dark day.
#2 Tag Team Match
School of Slam vs. Lawful Good
The School of Slam defeat the cops. It was a good day.
Scene: Harley and Apollo awkwardly challenge each other to a duel.
#3 Showdown Tournament - A-Block Round 2
Harmony Gray vs. King Skeleton
More Tournament action and Harmony becomes the first participant to reach 4 points!
#4 Showdown Tournament - A-Block Round 2
Boob Marley vs. MazMatt
Boob being the No. 2 Seed and Matt being the No. 3 this is somewhat of a slight upset as Matt wins this one.
#5 Showdown Tournament - A-Block Round 2
Hobo One Kevodki vs. Grace Thoruson
And now we have the top seed vs. the bottom seed. And guess what. This is a big upset. Grace manages to defeat the one who defeated VACANT.
#6 Hellweight No. 1 Contender Match
Angus McMutton vs. Mr. Shakedown
Given that this is for the No. 1 Contendership for the top title it’s no surprise that even someone as dominant as Mr. Shakedown needed a couple tries to defeat Angus.
#7 Bunny Championship :3
Roy vs. Guzma (c)
Ah, yes, the Nintendo Match. Of course, the player character wins over the NPC here. Roy rolls up Guzma for the win.
Scene: IGgy tries to convince himself and the audience that calling a wrestling show No Show and booking Alberto El Patron on it is somehow not the worst idea of all time.
#8 VACANT Open Challenge
Rick Wreckage vs. VACANT
Rick is here to avenge Doc. And boy does he get close… both to defeating VACANT and to lasting more than ten minutes. Close, but not quite. Rick becomes another victim.
#9 Seven Deadly Pins
Josef Dub vs. Vacation Skeleton vs. The El Chad vs. Black vs. George Cluwney vs. Mina Park vs. IGgy IGsen vs. Jan Itor (c)
This one was pure chaos for a bit longer than usual, but it ended with former champ Vacation Skeleton and current champ Jan Itor being the last people in the match. However, Jan is no longer the current 7DP Champ. Instead Vacation Skeleton is now two time Seven Deadly Pins Champion.
