Okay, while Thanatos felt a little rough or rude… this one just seems kinda cool and tricky. Rude, but in an interesting enough way for it to actually be interesting. I like it!
My favorite thing about it, personally, is that the developers had to have tested it pretty extensively before they shipped it. You had to know that the player could make it to Michiko easily within 20 minutes if you went through the left door (the relatively easy part) but also had to make it impossible for players to go through the right door and still make it within 20 minutes. I don’t even think the game sets a flag for this: I’m pretty sure you can go through the right door, turn around after a minute or two and go the other way, and you’ll still get the best outcome.
The only thing I wish Atlus had done differently is make Michiko more of a threat if you’ve already done Thanatos. There is a way we could’ve made that happen, but it’s really not enough. What happens is that the last tower you do has the boss strengthened by a few levels, but even with Michiko at full power it’s not enough to make her nearly as much of a threat as Yuriko was. We could actually have done Nemesis last and still gotten all the Ambrosia so long as we did Thanatos first.
There is an Always Sunny in Philadelphia title generator but the music seems to be broken.
The real question is how many drinks do I have to have for all the "Ohohohohohohohohoho"s?
One for each Ho.
The amount of elaborate effort put into Snow Queen makes the uh… rest of the game really stand out as kinda bland too, I’m realizing. That’s interesting a result.
: “Tadashi and Tamaki!? And Nurse Natsumi! What are they doing here? Weren’t they back at school? No way…!”
: “Damn that Snow Queen! I’ll avenge their deaths if it’s the last thing I do!”
: “T-Tamaki!? Is he talking in his sleep? Wait.. they’re all just sleeping!?”
: “Tch.. well, that was a lot of panic over nothing.”
: “Hypnos Tower…”
: “Hold it, Yukino. Even if they are only sleeping, it’s odd they should be here and not at school. It could be a trap of the Snow Queen’s. I advise keeping your guard up.”
: “Look at those faces, though.. they seem so happy! I dunno if the Snow Queen really has anything to do with this.”
: “If Hypnos is, in fact, tied to their strange slumber.. I doubt they’ll wake up no matter how long we wait here.”
: “If they’re not in mortal peril, it should be fine to leave them. We don’t have time. Time is money, as they say. Let’s proceed.”
: “Ugh.. I have to make a conscious effort to avoid falling asleep. I’d like it it we could spend as little time here as possible.”
: “This is deplorable! I work my ass off as a student, and what do the teachers do? Lie back and doze off! Get real!”
: “Ewww! Baldy’s sneering in his sleep… gross!”
: “Oh no, Ms. Ooishi! She must be having a nightmare. Look, she’s sweating so profusely… did the Snow Queen cause this?”
: “They’re just like the people in the other room. None of them show any signs of waking up anytime soon. What should we do?”
: “We’re not just gonna leave 'em here, are we?”
: “Hmmmmm… alright! Listen to your leader’s decision! We’re moving on! Although… wait a minute… if we save them, they’ll owe us one. Whaddaya think?”
: “We’re letting precious time to go waste in our indecision. Whether we awaken the sleepers or climb the tower, we must make a choice.”
: “Hey, like, now’s our chance! Let’s draw stuff on Baldy’s head!”
: “Oh, for crying out loud…! Remind me why we entered the tower… to escape the school, correct? Then we should ignore any distractions from that end!”
: “Huh? Ahhh… I get it! The boss has to be around here! Stay on your toes, guys! Oooh, I always wanted to say that.”
: “Hey, uh, this door is kinda weird-looking. Wanna go in?”
: “This door does look suspicious, but I don’t get the sense that it’s dangerous. Perhaps we should consider Ayase’s suggestion and go through.”
: “Alright! No use talking and talking without doing anything. Let’s see what’s on the other side!”
: “I wonder if I end up in the dream world when I go to sleep, too.”
: “I feel icky, watching someone else’s dream.. like I’m some peeping tom.”
: “Huh? Is that the guy Nurse Natsumi just broke up with? He’s pretty handsome. Not like me, but not bad.”
: “Whoa! Nurse Natsumi’s boyfriend is like, smoking hot! I so wish I had an awesome guy like him.”
: “Oh, Nurse Natsumi… don’t tell me she’s acting as though she cooks the store’s pre-made lunches. I feel sorry for him.”
: “This… is painful to watch, in so many ways. Let’s wake her up and move on.”
: “Big surprise she got dumped, huh?”
: “This is fantastic! To think that the human subconscious can create such a realistic environment! This convenience store looks authentic in every respect!”
: “I wonder if we can bring any of this food back to the real world.. what a waste.”
: “Hey, you think eating the food in this dream is bad for you?”
: “No clerk, no other shoppers… this place is more unsettling than a convenience store late at night.”
: “What the… Hanya is the principal and Ooishi is the vice-principal? What’s going on here? Ohhh, I get it! This is what they’re dreaming.”
: “Whaaaaaat? Baldy’s our principal here? That’s like, SUPER wrong!”
: “Vice-Principal Hanya’s desire for power must be very strong… not only does his dream reflect them, it pulled in Ms. Ooishi…”
: “Let’s hurry and wake 'em up. I can’t stand listening to this.”
: “I love you with every fiber of my being!”
: “Nooooo! Oh, the humanity!”
: “I refuse to believe Tamaki likes Tadashi! Someone, please tell me it’s all a dream!”
: “Wait… it IS a dream! Or is this reality and the other side is the dream…?”
: “Omigawd! I knew it!”
: “Honey… look into my eyes!”
: “Look me in the eyes… do you see yourself? I see myself in your eyes… Ah! We’re united as one!”
: “This doesn’t feel like the other rooms. Is this someone else’s dream?”
: “…Huh? Someone’s back there!”
: “She’s a cutie! Hm…? Wait a sec! Oh man, she’s got our school uniform on! How the heck did I never notice a girl like her!?”
: “Hey, what’s your name? Which homeroom are you in? Are you trapped here too?”
: “Heehee… why are you people here? This dream is for myself alone. The Snow Queen entrusted me with guarding this Hypnos Tower…”
: “It’s very rude of you to barge into someone else’s dream. Isn’t it, Sir Hypnos?”
: “You’re guarding this tower? Then you’re putting people to sleep and keeping them in the Dream World.. but disposing of them entirely would be simple for you. Why have you chosen to imprison their souls in the Dream World instead?”
: “Heehee… you came all this way to ask me that? But I guess it can’t be helped.”
: “You’re forced to live in the real world, just like the rest. But isn’t it clear that people are happiest living inside their dreams?”
: “They can never be happy in the real world.. I’m just helping them see that. Isn’t that right, Sir Hypnos?”
: “My grades went down, and… my p-parents said to forget the club.. and study…”
: “Um… I wasn’t… n-number one…”
: “I…I didn’t mean to…”
: “…”
: “U-um… it’s just.. the “Snow Queen,” see… I was pick --”
: “But – my average was eighty --”
: “…I know, Father.”
: “…”
: “Whether I do or don’t do anything, it’s always like that… all of them…”
: “The world around me. The people around me. Everyone’s so… full of hostility.. I feel like I don’t have any freedom…”
: “If only there was a gentle world, full of gentle people.. a whole world full of kindness and generosity… where I could be free…”
: “…And?”
: “So… that’s what made you shut yourself inside the Dream World. …And?”
: “The Snow Queen.. that mask immediately understood my pain and anguish…!”
: “Y-You’re just like my father and the others in the Drama Club! You don’t even try to understand me!”
: “C’mon, Kumi, aren’t you taking it all a little too seriously? I mean, life’s full of fun stuff! You gotta take it easy! Live a little! Like me!”
: “So what if I’m stupid!? Ohhh, I cannot BELIEVE this! I’m like, SO pissed!”
: “No matter what I did or didn’t do, no one gave me a hint of praise! I tried my best, really I did! But everyone around me just… right, Sir Hypnos!? None of it was my fault, right!?”
: “Your life seems very easy… any problem of yours is solved by blaming someone else from a safe distance. Are you that afraid of dealing honestly with other people?”
: “I must say, you seem rather weak and selfish to me.”
: “Wh-who do you think you are!? I’m happy now! I’ve never been happier! It was the Snow Queen’s mask and Sir Hypnos who saved me, no one else!”
: “For the first time in my life, I’m free, here in the Dream World! It may not be real, but the happiness I feel inside is!”
: “Then both of you are just part of Kumi Hirose’s dream. I’m guessing the real Kumi is somewhere else in the tower.”
: “And that means if we pinch her and wake her up, you’re history. So that’s exactly what we’ll do!”
: “How are you feeling?”
: “Where in blazes am I? …This is all your doing, isn’t it!?”
: “You pack of delinquents! What are you up to, locking us in here?”
: “Dammit, I was having such a nice dream, and now I can’t remember any of it!”
: “Arrrrrgh! Will someone please explain to me what’s going on!? You ask them, Ms. Ooishi! They’ll listen to you!”
: “Oh, come ON, Mr. Hanya! How can you call us delinquents!? With a little support from these guys, I was risking my neck out there! All to save you and Ms. Ooishi!”
: “Wouldn’t you say I deserve at least a little thank-you for that? Then again… I guess it’s all right. What’s done is done!”
: “What’s important now is these Mirror Shards. Do either of you know anything? They’re super important if me and these guys are gonna save the school.”
: “Any ideas? Any at all…?”
: “I don’t know how it got there, but that was in my suit pocket. It ripped a hole in the inside!”
: “My daughter starts her job soon! I can’t ask her to mend my clothes anymore…”
: “Ahem T-that wasn’t relevant. Forget what I just said!”
: “Anyway, just what are you kids planning to do with this!? Nothing good, I’ll bet! Absolutely not! Out of the question!”
: “Something tells me if I give you this, the situation will get even worse!”
: “Seriously!? Are you for real!? What’s wrong with you, cueball!? You didn’t even let us explain, and you’re gonna say no just like that!?”
: “Ooooooh, you’re the worst! This is why everyone likes the principal and NO ONE likes you! Now gimme that shard, chromedome! Hand it over, baldo!”
: “…Okay. Here you go.”
: “I’m sorry… but we need this, not just for ourselves, but to save the entire school.”
: “Hmph! I won’t bother trying to stop you. Go on! Do whatever you please! …But listen up! If… when the school is back to normal… see me in my office! I have a special lecture in mind… after which I’ll demand a full explanation! So come prepared!”
: “Heh… don’t worry, you can hold us to it! All of us! See you later!”
: “I’ll get out of your hair if you just tell me one thing.. do either of you have a mirror shard? It’s really important.”
: “Good thing we took a little side trip to the Dream World.”
: “Oh, hey! If Tamaki and Tadashi had a shard.. maybe Nurse Natsumi has one, too! Let’s ask her!”
: “Nurse Natsumi, do you have a mirror shard? Nurse Natsumi? Helllooooo! Earth to nurse!”
: “Right, Kumi!? Sorry to keep you waiting… but we’re here now to straighten you out!”
: “So you came… you fools. You can’t see outside the bounds of reality… you can’t grasp or accept the paradise of dreams!”
: “Kumi… I dunno what to say… it really tears me up having to fight a cutie like you… but I gotta.”
: “But I gotta! For truth, justice, and the St. Hermelin way! Plus I gotta show off all these wicked skills I know!”
: “Now’s the time to apologize if you’re gonna!”
: “Judging others by their appearances only proves how foolish you are… Sir Hypnos! Help me! Defeat them, please!”
: “The Persona your heart made is gone. You wanna keep going at it? Suits me either way.”
: “…So this is it…”
: “There’s no place for me anywhere. Not in the real world or the dream world… haha… I have to flee my own dream. Ahahaha…”
: “An easy win, thanks to me! Although.. it kinda left a bad taste in my mouth…”
: “Whoo! We won! Hah! In your face! Well? Had enough yet? Hmmm?”
: “But I just blamed everyone else. I went to my safe place and nursed my grudge. I..I acted just like the people that I blamed for everything..”
: “Kumi… now that you acknowledge your weakness, you’re no longer weak. A dream is like an oasis in one’s soul.. it quenche the thirst of travelers exhausted from life’s journey.”
: “Thank you, everyone.. I wish friends like you were there for me back then…”
Ah, the time old tradition of Atlus almost having a good plotline, only to somehow fuck it up in the worst way imaginable. It’s great. And by great, I mean how many times do we have to teach you this lesson, Atlus?
In which Brown reveals he’s the only person who realizes they basically just murdered a depressed suicide victim.
In a just world (and if Persona 1 was written like the later Persona’s mechanically) Kumi would be our navigator ala Teddy.
I can kind of see where they might have thought they were going with the towers, with the primary antagonists of each tower representing negative feelings of teenagers. Or negative responses to high-schooler’s stresses.
Yuriko looking at the uncertainty of life after high school and wondering, “Does it get any better than this?” And then someone says she could stay like this forever.
Kumi feeling misunderstood and like there is no place for her except her dreams. And then someone says she could stay in her dreams forever.
Granted this kind of falls apart when you hit Michiko since I’m finding it hard to read past a one note “Smug rich kid” stereotype, but that’s why I called it an attempt. I can see what they were going for and I can imagine the game that might’ve been if the whole thing was like the Snow Queen route. Maybe that is later Persona games, I know barely anything about this series other than it exists.
: “Is it working!?”
: “Eeeeeeek!”
: “Holy son of a — wh - wh - wh - what the hell!?”
: “Ms. Saeko! You okay? You must’ve been so cold… are you hurt?”
: “Tomomi? Who?”
: “But whyever would your best friend possess you?”
: “I had no idea she thought of me that way… I guess.. sometimes you hurt people without realizing it.”
: “Our last year here, and you finally beat me out.”
: “But I’m nervous about the mask… is it true everyone who’s played the Snow Queen’s role has been cursed?”
: “Whaaaat? Hey, I’m sure that’s just some superstition. Just keep up that cheerful attitude and I bet any curse wouldn’t dare touch you!”
: “C’mon, don’t talk like that! Cheer up! You won the title role! What am I supposed to think if you’re not happier about it?”
: “Y-you’re right.”
: “Huh!? She tricked me?”
: “She withdrew… because she’s scared of the curse…? No way! Even if she did bow out, I’m sure she was just being considerate!”
: “We’re in the same year, but I’ve never gotten a better role than her, so…”
: “…”
: “Why are you hiding? Well… break a leg tomorrow! I’ll be looking forward to it.”
: “…Your… …ault…”
: “What was that? I can’t hear you!”
: “Huh!? Tomomi, what’s gotten into you!? Calm down!”
: “You… you forced the masssk onto mee…”
: “Tomomi, are you all right? What’s this about the mask?”
: “The mask… the mask… suddenly wouldn’t.. come off.. it got so hot… hot! My face started… it started… sizzzzzling…”
: “You didn’t force it on her, right? So it’s all Tomomi’s misunderstanding!”
: “Maybe so. But… I can’t say with absolute confidence that that’s true.”
: “Maybe some part of me really was gloating over how much better I was.”
: “Maybe I was just acting like Tomomi’s best friend, when I never really cared. Maybe I was too in love with the idea of being ‘considerate Saeko’.. and I only ended up hurting her.”
: “Ms. Saeko…”
: “Enough!”
: “…”
: “Yeesh.. it’s so cold…”
: “Oh! This can’t be…”
: “What’s up?”
: “Huh. Come to think of it, the sky’s still a weird color…”
: “Wh-What’s going on!?”
: “Oh crap… oh crap…! Not cool! We just defeated it!”
: “I shall enshroud this world in black and white; void and sorrow.”
: “What!?”
: “Foolish mortals who cling to hope… I shall teach you a lesson! I have not yet given up on the Eternal Night.”
: “Huh!? What was that about?”
: “That’s the most likely scenario.”
: “Thanks for the explanation. I think I’m finally starting to get what’s going on here. So if we don’t defeat that Queen, we can’t go home or take a hot bath!”
: “It hasn’t been long since this started, and look how much you’ve all grown.”
: “Aww, well, I only made it this far 'cause I had everyone backing me up. There’s, like, no way I would’ve made it by myself…”
: “Yeah, thanks to these guys, well… I don’t know how to say this, but.. it’s like I understand for the first time why I’m alive.”
: “Whoa, that sounds REALLY cool!”
: “Sh-shut up! Let’s go, Jihei!”
: “That reflection… my heart was so awful that I couldn’t look straight at it..”
: “It’s not just you, Ms. Tomomi. I’m sure anyone’s reflection would be horrible in that mirror.”
: “Not very many people in the world with a truly pure heart…”
: “Speak for yourself! I’m innocent as a young girl, pure as an angel, and… never mind.”
: “I bet I’d look like some kind of monster.”
: “If you looked right now, I know you wouldn’t see a monster.. I know! You should keep carrying the Demon’s Mirror with you. I bet it would protect you from misfortune.”
: “It was kept near the box with the Snow Queen’s mask, to keep the seal strong.”
: “Well, that’s one piece of good news. No idea where the storage room is in this Ice Castle, but it sounds like it’s worth hunting for.”
: “Ah… if only I’d met you all sooner.. I’ll be watching from above with the past Queens so no one else ends up like us. Thank you.”
: “It’s people like me that make it hard for others to trust the ones around them…”
: “You have a look in your eye that says there’s nothing you can’t do. I have a feeling you’re capable of taking care of the rest. Please sever the curse of the mask! It’s brought pain to so many students! I’m counting on you…”
: “Does it feel a little warmer to you? Y’think the Queen’s losing her power?”
: “Oh, yeah! Maybe that door that was frozen shut up to now is open!?”
: “Night Queen? Sounds like some hostess at a Ginza club. How strong could she be? You guys’ll do just fine without me. …I’m joking! C’mon, let’s go!”
: “Hunh? H-Hey, look… there’s something on the floor. I-I-Is it a 10,000-yen bill? 'Cause if it is, dibs!”
: “Dibs, you hear me!? I saw it first!”
: “Oh, Yukino, please. I would never steal money like that. In fact, I’ll offer it to you. No, no, seriously.”
: “You moron. What I’m saying is, that’s not a 10,000-yen bill!”
: “Huh? O-ohh… you’re right. Aww…”
: “Totally stupid. There’s no doubt you’ll pay the piper.”
: “U-urgh! Why’s Ayase saying that now!?”
: “Check out that painting.. it’s all black. Freaky…”
: “Be careful! This could be one of the Queen’s traps!”
: “How can you withstand the pain? You have each other… Ms. Saeko… your family… people you can rely on. But I’m always alone. I can only watch the happiness of others.”
: “Wait a sec, are you…?”
: “You can never understand how I feel! I’ll destroy this place… I’ll destroy the whole school!”
: “Hey, have you seen my Daddy?”
: “Your Daddy? Huh, maybe she’s lost.”
: “Hey little girl, what are you doing here? You should go home. It’s, like, really dangerous.”
: “Ayase! Won’t you please try to be more cautious? Your carelessness has gotten us into a lot of trouble! I’d appreciate if you made more of an effort to learn from your mistakes.”
: “Sh-shut up! Get off my case! What if she’s really looking for her dad? Are you really gonna leave her by herself!?”
: “Sorry, but nobody I know wears a mask.”
: “Oh. Okay then.”
: “Excuse me. Have you seen me?”
: “Huh? What’s she trying to say?”
: “Hey little girl, what are you doing here? You should go home. It’s, like, really dangerous.”
: “Ayase! Can’t you think rationally for a change? How could a small girl be here? She clearly must be a monster!”
: “Sh-shut up! Get off my case! I thought she was in trouble, so I talked to her, that’s all! I’m not mean like you.”
: “I’m wearing clothes like yours, and I have a white mask on.”
: “You’re looking for a student from this school? Sorry, but nobody I know wears a mask.”
: “It would have been easier if you had just waited for the Eternal Night to fall. But if you insist… I shall grant your wish with despair. You won’t find me as easy as Tomomi… hmhmhmhmhmhm…”
: “Your name was Suzakin, yes? I have a feeling we’ll meet each other again.”
: “Yeah, there’s still some business we’ve gotta take care of. Right, Jihei?”
: “We gotta find Maki.. she looked like she was in pain to me.”
: “…Alright. Then you go do what you gotta do!”
: “You’re adults now, setting out on your own. I won’t stop you. But promise me this..”
: “Huh? Like what?”
: “Come back and see me before you get all old and wrinkled! And come back to report in when it’s all over with!”
: “You should try being in my shoes, getting yelled at every day by the vice principal!”
: “Haha… it looks like this incident has given him second thoughts, though. He asked me to thank you guys. Maybe now he won’t be so strict.. for a while, at least.”
: “Hah! That cueball? As if!”
: “Oh, he’s not really all that bad. But anyway! You should stop chitchatting and get going before it’s too late!”
: “Right!”
: “The school’s returned to normal, but that’s only the beginning. Our true battle comes later. First, we must restore peace to our city.”
: “We’re still young.. there’s a lot of life yet to fight through. I’ll rise to the challenge!”
: “Y’know, up to now, I’ve just been doing whatever I feel like. But when I see Yukino and the others try so hard, I feel like I can do way better.”
: “I dunno how exactly, but that can wait until after we save the town. Catch you later, Ms. Saeko!”
: “Thanks for everything, Jihei! Looks like they have ideas for their future. How about you?”
: “Great! You’ve done something amazing here. Savor that feeling and give it your all!”
God I fucking love when they do that.
I’ll admit, this ending felt really anti climactic, especially for a “and then the adventure continues in the alt route, but you don’t get to play it” style ending. Ah well. Good LP, kinda rough game.
Oh so… the game just ends when you go Snow Queen. Alright.
Tomomi looks like she was always practicing her asymmetric sneer in case she turned into Two-Face so I’m glad to see her hard work paid off in the end.
Thank you for the LP! I’ve never played a Persona in my life so I really enjoyed following along.
Thanks for the LP. Like I said at the beginning, I could never finish this game, due to the incredibly dated game mechanics you mentioned. Unfortunately, they basically ruin the game for me.
Thanks for playing through this game. One question, you mentioned that this game takes place in 2006, where did you hear that?
Officially, the game takes place in 1996. I think I mentioned in one of the later SEBEC route updates that Persona 3 retcons that to some extent, though now I’m wondering if part of it is a mis-translation. Most of it has to do with how old Maki is.
The entire Persona 1 cast is supposedly 17 when Persona 1 happens. Persona 2 happens in 1999, and most of the P1 cast shows up there. This makes the P1 cast 20 years old in 1999.
Persona 3 takes place in 2009. In P3, Trish (the healing spring fairy, who we’ll see more of in Innocent Sin) has a TV show called Who’s Who where she interviews the P1 cast. When she interviews Maki, she says that Maki is 20 years old. Maki’s birthday is June 6th, 1979 - this would make her 30 by the time Persona 3 rolls around.
It might be a bad translation because Trish describes most of the P1 cast as being “in their twenties”, and implies that Yukino is actually older than the rest of the P1 cast - which is impossible because her birthday is April 9th, 1979.
Even so, it’d have to be that P1 takes place later than it actually does, presumably sometime in the early 2000s, for any of the cast members to be in their twenties in 2009. Basically, the entire lore is off until Persona 3 when Atlus kind of got their shit together on that.