[FINISHED] LPFWA 2k18 - Killing the Business Since 2013

El Catire Arrecho:


Let me know if changes need to be made.

Some more:


Kylo Ren


Lady of the Lancet

Ideally, I hope to be able to run the first show next weekend. I’ll be announcing more once I’m able to actually make that call. After this initial set-up I’d ideally be able to run a show every week or every two weeks.

Looking good :ok_hand: Can’t wait to see him in action, specially what his entrance is like.

More new arrivals. Women’s division shaping up to be strong.


Konami Kouda


Divine Coffee Binge


Nadira (CAW made by jimmydalad)

Here’s a mirror of a spreadsheet I use to keep track of what’s left to do https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1stuFfSvZAtdKccq49DLElSvWgjXBjwtN0r6BLCcHuYA/edit?usp=sharing

Mmmh, new talent!

anilEhilated lost weight since last season


second one is the entrance attire. There was a request for a bathrobe over normal clothes but unfortunately it’s no longer possible to do this as a match attire (most clothes that have physics won’t allow that)
For some reason glasses also make it so a lot of hats can no longer be equipped, while a lot of headgear morphs the shape of glasses in weird ways.
(That black belt thing is a fanny pack with the pack part in the back)

Also, though she’s been made for a while I forgot to introduce Hell-Ena


It’s jimmydalad’s character made by jimmydalad.

I’ll probably focus more on getting everybody ready for a first show before I crank out more CAWs. Movesets and entrances should be done soon. And once the entrances are ready there’ll be a video with all of them.

All right! Time for the first show! Here’s the exact time when it’ll hopefully happen. It’s possible that I’ll have to delay it if the prep work I still need to do takes longer than expected.

Match Card is below:

Match #1 - Buscus Brawl
IGgy © vs. Fruitsniffer

Match #2 - Extreme Rules
The Masked Man vs. Dr. Ham

Match #3 - Singles Match
El Catire Arrecho vs. Lotus Aura

Match #4 - Singles Match
Toad vs. Schir

Match #5 - Lightbulb Match (more conventionally known as “Ladder Match”)
Lady of the Lancet vs. Divine Coffee Binge vs. Nadira

Match #6 - Kawaii Title Match
Hell-Ena vs. Konami Kouda ©

Match #0 - LPFWA vs. The Universe
You get to decide!
Here’s a poll to determine who LPFWA will face
And here who will represent LPFWA

If the trios match wins the three LPFWA wrestlers with the most votes will make it. I’ll probably close the polls some time on Friday.

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Hey yo! It’s time. We’ll go live in 15 Minutes, my friends!
https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen

Episode #1 - Look! Periodically Funny Wrestling Again (Twitch VOD)
(Episode title courtesy of Trizophenie)

The video description has timestamps and everything. It’s still processing currently, in the meantime you view it through the twitch link in a somewhat lower quality.

If you wanna submit a character don’t hesitate, Character submissions are still open.

The official match card:

Before the show…

(After finding out that DivineCoffeeBinge has to face Asuka)

Results (this is where you’d ordinarily watch the show before going on):

Match #1 - Buscus Brawl
IGgy © vs. Fruitsniffer

IGgy submits to the Hug Lyfe, Fruity takes the win

Match #2 - Extreme Rules
The Masked Man vs. Dr. Ham

Dr. Ham did it by reversing Masked Man’s finish into the Spine-O-Cracker

Scene: Lotus Aura approaches IGgy, admitting to being responible for bringing an new championship into circulation by putting Black’s Title on Rara via shady means. The cosmic bunnies punish Lotus by giving him the Bunny Championship. Uh oh! IGgy doesn’t really show any sympathy.

Match #3 - Singles Match for the Bunny Championship
El Catire Arrecho vs. Lotus Aura

El Catire Arrecho takes the Bunny Championship off of the newly minted/cursed champion Lotus. Lotus got in a nice dab, though

Match #4 - Singles Match
Toad vs. Schir

Toad basically kicks out of everything like it’s nothing end then pins Schir

Scene: Rara wakes back up and wonders why she has Black’s Title. Ref Joe explains the situation but also takes his job way too seriously. Then Nadira comes and asks Rara nicely to give her Black’s Title but as the curse of Black’s Title demands violence is necessary.

Match X - Backstage Brawl for Black’s Title
Nadira vs. Terara Fluffybottom
Nadira kills Rara. I’m sorry Rara

Match #5 - Lightbulb Match (more conventionally known as “Ladder Match”)
Lady of the Lancet vs. Divine Coffee Binge vs. Nadira

Things happen with the ladder and everybody refuses to interrupt the attempt to change the lightbulb but it gets interrupted anyway, somehow despite taking forever. Then Nadira just takes it

Match #6 - Kawaii Title Match
Hell-Ena vs. Konami Kouda ©

Konami gets in two Demon Banishing Uppercuts against Hell-Ena, but it was not enough. Hell-Ena takes the win and with it the Kawaii title

Scene: Dash Rendar announces proudly that he’s found LPFWA. He’s closing in on the Moon in his ship, the Outrunner, trying to defend his actions from the end of his last stint to Leebo.

Match #0 - LPFWA vs. The Universe
DivineCoffeeBinge vs. The Undefeated Empress of Tomorrow, Asuka.

You tried, DCB, you tried. Maybe some day.

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Catire and arrecho are both venezuelan colloquialisms, where catire means blond, and arrecho can mean either mad/angry or badass. So the fact that you can see he’s neither angry or blond is perfectly fitting for my mental image of the character. Coñazo, which is part of the name I gave the finisher, is a strong hit or impact.

catire
“I want to say how grateful I am for this opportunity, most people didn’t think I’d ever get to wrestle on the moon, mostly because I wouldn’t take my mask off for the space suit, but not only did I make it, I even won the bunny belt, so I want to thank mi madre, Valeria, mi padre, Tomas, mis hermanos y hermanas, Carlos, Genesis, Elimar, Ped-oh, my time is up? but I have mo-.”

Man, I wish I could have watched this live, but my internet has been horrible lately. :slightly_frowning_face:

Edit: I forgot to mention, you actually did pronounce it correctly. :ok_hand:

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Made a couple more:


Valerie Easton, goth witch:


Woolsey Smythe, 1920s movie star

Submissions are obviously still open, so feel free to join our illustrious roster using this form https://goo.gl/forms/ZTMYXXXubIXaq3SB2

catire “Excuse me, I’m new to this wrestling thing, (not fighting though! just wrestling, I’m super experienced with fighting) and I don’t think I was told about any Cosmic Bunnies, or that the belt I’d be fighting for was cursed, is this normal?”

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Don’t worry about the bunnies. They only curse you if you commit crimes against bunnikind. Such as not hiding easter eggs, eating rabbit, not cuddling bunnies encountered in the wild, not respecting the bunny code and declining cupcakes.

All right, I got a match card for most likely this saturday at a time you can find you can find out by clicking on these words.

#1 Buscus Brawl
IGgy vs. Lotus Aura (more punishment for crimes against bunnikind)

#2 Triple Threat
Fruitsniffer vs. Toad vs. Dr. Ham

#3 Bunny Championship
The Majestic Goat-Man vs. El Catire Arrecho ©

#4 Feeding the once greatest jobber to a newbie
Schir vs. D the Destroyer

#5 Tables Match
Tolvie vs. Valerie Easton

#6 Co-Comm championship match
Face and Kylo Ren (billed as oRa 66) vs. Woolsey Smythe & a tree ©

#0 LPFWA vs. The Universe
Whoever you vote for most vs. Asuka

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VMqnXZY “Lo siento, señor hombre-cabra, but the cosmic bunnies say they know my secret, and I don’t know what will happen if I lose the bunny belt, so I can’t let you take it”

All right, friends. We’re going live in 15 minutes! https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen

E: It is done. Here’s the results
#1 Buscus Brawl
IGgy vs. Lotus Aura (more punishment for crimes against bunnikind)

IGgy squashes Lotus. Didn’t even try.

Scene: Konami demands Black’s title from Nadira. She thinks it’s evil or something.

#X Backstage Brawl
Konami Kouda vs. Nadira

Konami double superkicked Nadira into the lockers, rip

#2 Triple Threat
Fruitsniffer vs. Toad vs. Dr. Ham

Toad friggin F-U-2s Fruity onto Dr. Ham and crawls onto fruity with his last bit of strength for the pin, holy shit!

#3 Bunny Championship
The Majestic Goat-Man vs. El Catire Arrecho ©

Catire Arrecho loses despite twerking before the match. Goat-Man is the new Bunny Champion :3

Scene: Dash Rendar tries to fool IGgy with a really lazy disguise, trying to get a job. IGgy obliges, vowing to make Dash job to Lotus next week.

#4 Feeding the once greatest jobber to a newbie
Schir vs. D the Destroyer

Schir Determination ™ is not enough to go against D the Destroyer

#5 Tables Match
Tolvie vs. Valerie Easton

Val gets powerbombed through a table

Scene: Palpatine introduces Kylo Ren to the world while also trying to shill his own stuff.

#6 Co-Comm championship match
Face and Kylo Ren (billed as oRa 66) vs. Woolsey Smythe & a tree ©

After a hard fought battle Kylo Ren puts Woolsey Smythe down with two Starkillers and another random high flying move

#0 LPFWA vs. The Universe
Hell-Ena vs. Asuka

The undefeated Empress of Tomorrow is undefeated no more. Hell-Ena earns the win

LPFWA 2k18 Episode 2 - Let’s Pin Fruitsniffer Without Alacrity (Zanzibar Ham) - (Twitch VOD)

The Match Card…

Before the show…

The Results:

After the show…

VMqnXZY
“Ay Dios mio, I’ve lost the bunny belt, and after doing the ritual to summon the Cosmic Bunnies by twerking on the belt! Realmente deberia de haber aprendido algo de lucha libre antes de venir… Nevermind that, before my identity is revealed, I need some help! Maybe that masked man will help me, as a fellow mask-wearer.”

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Match Card for hopefully this Saturday

#1 Buscus Brawl
Lotus Aura © vs. Dash Rendar

#2 Conspiracy theories or something
AnilEhilated vs. Woolsey Smythe

#3 Bunny Championship :3
The Masked Man vs. The Majestic Goat-Man ©

#4 NBD FEMALE TAG GET IN THE RING BOYS JK ITS GIRLS HAHA
DivineCoffeeBinge and Valerie Easton vs. Rara and Lady of the Lancet

#5 LP Superstar Title Match
Dr. Ham vs. Thundercat Chris Pine ©

#6 Number 1 Contender Match for LPFWA Championship
Toad vs. Emperor Palpatine

#0 LPFWA vs. The Universe
LPFWA vs. The Universe
With Asuka defeated we need to vote on a new opponent, as well as challengers. If a Tag team or Trio is elected as opponents the our Top 3 will be going up against them.

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Get in friends: https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen
Show starts in 15 minutes.

Show’s over.

God, this is the first time this season getting drunk. Please don’t report me for dunk posting. This post isn’t that bad. Anyway, here’s the results:

#1 Buscus Brawl
Lotus Aura © vs. Dash Rendar

Lotus gets most of the offense in but Dash wins by countout

#2 Conspiracy theories or something
anilEhilated vs. Woolsey Smythe

anil blows up a ghost

#3 Bunny Championship :3
The Masked Man vs. The Majestic Goat-Man ©

Goat-Man won by pinfall, but holy crap, it took multiple MGMs outta nowhere and a superkick in mid-air to take The Masked Man out.

#4 NBD FEMALE TAG GET IN THE RING BOYS JK ITS GIRLS HAHA
DivineCoffeeBinge and Valerie Easton vs. Rara and Lady of the Lancet

Val puts the Kiss of Death on Rara and pins her. This is also DCBs first ever victory. But clearly, it doesn’t count if it’s not a singles match

#5 LP Superstar Title Match
Dr. Ham vs. Thundercat Chris Pine ©

Two count-out victories in one show? Thundercat wins dishonorably

#6 Number 1 Contender Match for LPFWA Championship
Toad vs. Emperor Palpatine

Toad defeats Emperor Palpatine in a hard-fought match. They exchanged F-U-2s and Imperial Powerbombs. Palpy didn’t whip out the Galactic Elbow, though.

#0 LPFWA vs. The Universe
A tree vs. Roman Reigns

Wow, that was a long match. But all that happens when a dog pisses against a tree is that the tree falls down on the dog and ouch. A tree wins.

LPFWA 2k18 Episode 3 - Let’s Provide Freaks Wrestling Anywhere (Twitch VOD)

The Match Card:

Before the show…

Time for the next show Click here for the exact time

Next up will be our first “PPV”. Of course, no one actually pays anything for it. It’s just a bigger show and as a rule every title (except The Buscus) Is defended there.
Just for fun you can try and predict match outcomes here

Match #1 Co-Comm Championship Match
D the Destroyer and The Masked Man vs. Face and Kylo Ren ©

Match #2 LP Superstar Title Match
A tree vs. Thundercat Chris Pine ©

Match #3 - Blatant Filler!
Dr. Ham vs. Fruitsniffer

Match #4 - Kawaii Title Match (Hell-Ena In A Cell-Ena)
Nadira vs. Hell-Ena ©

Match #5 - Bunny Championship :3 - Yer goin’ down Dash!
Dash Rendar vs. The Majestic Goat-Man ©

Match #6 - LPFWA Championship Match
Toad vs. nuffkinsVEVO ©

Match #7 - Falls Count Anywhere double Title Match for Black’s Title vs. Ultimate Gokuweight Title
Konami Kouda © vs. Jumpy Chan ©

Match #0 LPFWA vs. The Universe
LPFWA vs. The Universe
This one will be voted on again.

Now let me actually talk a bit about who our very own might face.

1v1 Regular vs. Brock Lesnar is a legitimate shoot fighter and known for throwing people around a lot. As of late he became more known for doing, like, six suplexes and one F5 and then fuck-off into the sunset. But hey, it’s Brock Lesnar.

1v1 Regular vs. Bailey is one of the so-called Four Horsewomen and partially responsible for the Women’s Revolution in WWE. Her gimmick is she likes to smile, be wholesome and hug people.

3v3 Tornado Tag vs. Bullet Club All-Stars: The Bullet Club is one of the better known Factions in Wrestling right now. Its Founder and first leader was Prince Devitt, who became known as Finn Balor in WWE later on. He was succeeded in Leadership by AJ Styles who in turn abdicated to Kenny Omega when he left for WWE. Having these three in one team at one time is not likely to happen.

4v4 Elimination Tornado Tag vs. NJPW Great Four: In New Japan Pro Wrestling there are four major factions. First up the unaffiliated faces, for which Hiroshi Tanahashi functions as a representative. To oversimplify it, Tanahashi is NJPW’s John Cena only he’s universally beloved. Then there’s Chaos, led by Kazuchika Okada who has multiple six star matches under his belt. Two of which he had with Kenny Omega, leader of the Bullet Club, another one of NJPW’s factions. The Bullet Club, for the very most part, is composed of Gaijin i.e. foreigners to Japan. Finally, there’s Los Ingobernables de Japon led by Tetsuya Naito. NJPW is very particular in its booking and the factions don’t typically team up with one another.

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Episode #4 - PPV: Anime Showdown - Look! People Fighting! Where’s the Alcohol? (Zanzibar Ham) - (Twitch VOD)
YT version is still uploading. If you don’t wanna wait you can watch the twitch version at somewhat lower quality.

Before the show…

The Results…

After the show…