[FINISHED] LPFWA 2k18 - Killing the Business Since 2013

[IGgy]

Next show is at the usual time
What there will be as an intermission or if there will be one is to be decided.

This week a newcomer, indie Darling Grace Thorusen makes her LPFWA debut, Goat-Man getse a shot at the bunny title because he’s beat the current champion during the Z1, oRa66 and Hugrule warriors go against each other to determine a No. 1 Contender for the Co-Com titles and Samus challenges Morgan Wulbraid for the Kawaii Title.

I also put our match highlights in spreadsheet form so I don’t have to update it in multiple places anymore.
Of course you are welcome to suggest matches to use as highlights as usual.

#1 Buscus Brawl
Tomy Wiseau © vs. Woolsey Smythe

#2 Three-Way
Angus McMutten vs. D the Destroyer vs. Lore Convoluter

#3 Singles Match
Jumpy Chan vs. Grace Thoruson

#4 Bunny Championship :3
The Majestic Goat-Man vs. Freddie Hope ©

#5 Co-Comm No. Contender Match
oRa 66 vs. Hugrule Warriors

#6 Kawaii Championship
Samus vs. Morgan Wulbraid ©

[IGgy]

Show starts in 15 minutes. https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen

Match 1: Tommy Wiseau © vs. Woolsey Smythe for the Buscus
Match 2: Angus McMutton vs. D the Destroyer vs. Lore Convoluter
Match 3: Jumpy-Chan vs. Grace Thoruson
Match 4: Majestic Goat-Man vs. Freddie Hope © for the Bunny Title
Intermission: WWF Wrestlemania Arcade (Mega Drive version)
Match 5: oRa66 vs. Hugrule Warriors
Match 6: Samus vs. Morgan Wulbraid © for the Kawaii Title

[IGgy]

LPFWA 2k18 Episode #45 - Let’s Perform Finishers With Alliteration
That was a fun show if I say so myself!
Feel free to come hang in the Discord too.
And check out this list of highlight matches

Deathmaster780: LOL Please! Fucking Wiseau’s Atorcious
ActnShakespeare: Let’s Perform Finishers With Alliteration
Deathmaster780: Longhorned Purple Fighter Wins Again

I’ve added a new match to our highlights! (or two matches, really)

#7 Episode 21, Match ??? - The LPFWA Women’s Championship Tournament Finals
(Link to whole show)
The Finals of the Tournament to crown the inaugural LPFWA Women’s Title was the culmination of a trainwreck of an episode that I can only recommend watching as a whole to get the full picture, but here’s a quick rundown:
At the start of the episode Rara was assaulted backstage and got stuck in a crate… Moving on, the matches proceed as normal until one match ended and then restarted. I do this sometimes for fun, but I always use the first take. However, it was only a question of time until I mess up and accidentally include the runback. So the timelines split here… to make things worse. And later on I accidentally included a botched take…
So before the finals Rara escaped the crate but as we all know Rara was stuck in that crate for months to come. This is the episode that made everything weird. Anyway, you’re about to see the canon and the non canon finals in succession. The “first” one was not pre-recorded for a change, the second was, but I mistakenly recorded the match for my botched outcomes. Vintage LPFWA!

Next show is at the usual time
What there will be as an intermission or if there will be one is to be decided.

This week a newcomer, indie darling Grace Thorusopn makes her LPFWA debut, Goat-Man getse a shot at the bunny title because he’s beat the current champion during the Z1, oRa66 and Hugrule warriors go against each other to determine a No. 1 Contender for the Co-Comm titles and Samus challenges Morgan Wulbraid for the Kawaii Title.

I also put our match highlights in spreadsheet form so I don’t have to update it in multiple places anymore.
Of course you are welcome to suggest matches to use as highlights as usual.

#1 Buscus Brawl
Tomy Wiseau © vs. Woolsey Smythe

Wiseau starts strong but can’t keep up and stays the Buscus

#2 Three-Way
Angus McMutton vs. D the Destroyer vs. Lore Convoluter

D pins Angus for the pin but roughed up both of his opponents considerably.

#3 Singles Match
Jumpy-Chan vs. Grace Thoruson

Strong debut for Grace as she beats Jumpy.

Scene: The Hugrule Warriors discuss who’s going to be in the No. 1 Contender match for the Co-Comm Titles later on. They settle on Link and Catire.

#4 Bunny Championship :3
The Majestic Goat-Man vs. Freddie Hope ©

Goat proves that his win over Freddie in the Z1 was not just a fluke, but this time Freddie took him seriously, making this a much more even match. In the end, though, we have a new Bunny Champion, goat.

Intermission: WWF Wrestlemania Arcace (Mega Drive version)

#5 Co-Comm No. 1 Contender Match
oRa 66 vs. Hugrule Warriors

Despite going against Palpy AND Nuffkins Catire and Link pull out a win with Catire pinning Palpy.

#6 Kawaii Championship
Samus vs. Morgan Wulbraid ©

They went back and forth for a bit but the Vertebreaker ended the match as it should.

[IGgy]

This weeks show, at the usual time, of course, features the upsetting underdogs from both Z1 blocks going at each other for the Bunny Title and the Hugrule Warriors challenge the Dreamland Express for their Co-Comm Titles. In addition to more matches and probably an intermission, if I can find something fun to showcase.

#1 Buscus Brawl
Tommy Wiseau © vs. Schir

#2 Singles Match
Angus McMutton vs. Harvey Birdman

#3 Three-Way
Lady of the Lancet vs. Grace Thoruson vs. DivineCoffeeBinge

#4 Bunny Championship :3
Kylo Ren vs. Majestic Goat-Man ©

#5 Singles Match
Palpatine vs. D the Destroyer

#6 Co-Comm Championship
Hugrule Warriors vs. The Dreamland Express ©

[IGgy]

Show starts in 15 minutes. https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen

Match 1: Tommy Wiseau © vs. Schir for the Buscus
Match 2: Angus McMutton vs. Harvey Birdman
Match 3: Lady of the Lancet vs. Grace Thoruson vs. DivineCoffeeBinge
Match 4: Kylo Ren vs. Majestic Goat-Man © for the Bunny Title :3
Intermission: WWE 2k19 - Hell in a Cell
Match 5: Palpatine vs. D the Destroyer
Match 6: Hugrule Warriors vs. The Dreamland Express ©

[IGgy]

LPFWA 2k18 Episode #46 - Lore Procured For Wayfaring Announcers
We’re just two weeks removed from our halloween show which probably will be spooky, but this one was pretty fun too!

Deathmaster780: Loser Punchboy Fucking Wrestles AJ Styles
ActnShakespeare: Lore Procured For Wayfaring Announcers

Here’s the highlight of the night: https://t.co/LYnZ1tVz2A

This weeks show, at the usual time, of course, features the upsetting underdogs from both Z1 blocks going at each other for the Bunny Title and the Hugrule Warriors challenge the Dreamland Express for their Co-Comm Titles. In addition to more matches and probably an intermission, if I can find something fun to showcase.

#1 Buscus Brawl
Tommy Wiseau © vs. Schir

Tommy did it! He pulled through and beat Schir! The legendary jobber!

#2 Singles Match
Angus McMutton vs. Harvey Birdman

Angus Actually did it! He pulled tzhrough and beat Harvey Birdman, the guy who gave Nuffkins some trouble at one point!

#3 Three-Way
Lady of the Lancet vs. Grace Thoruson vs. DivineCoffeeBinge

Grace put Lady into Koji Clutch, DCB came to the rescue but Lady couldn’t hold out for long enough.

#4 Bunny Championship :3
Kylo Ren vs. Majestic Goat-Man ©

Off, a count-out victory for Goat-Man

Intermission: WWE 2k19: Punch Boy vs. AJ Styles in a Hell in a Cell

#5 Singles Match
Palpatine vs. D the Destroyer

D D-Stroyed Palpatine

#6 Co-Comm Championship
Hugrule Warriors vs. The Dreamland Express ©

Catire doesn’t even get tagged in in his debut match and instead can do nothing but watch as link loses to a random springboard sunset flip powerbomb into a pin.

[IGgy]

Next show is at the usual time.

We’ll determine No. 1 Contender’s for both the Co-Comm and LPFWA Women’s Titles.
It’s already been decided that Fruity will be challenging Flamander for the LPFWA Championship next week.
For the Superstar Title the challenger will be Toad if anil retains (because he squashed anil in a title match before) and Palpy if Kylo wins (because he’s defended the title against Kylo successfully before).
Kawaii Title contender will likely also be decided on the six-woman Battle Royal,
Bunny Title contender will be decided on a whim.
Pokeymanz? You never know.

The Third Street Sinners will also reveal a new member

Here’s another highlight uploaded. You can check out all the others here. You are welcome to suggest other stuff you liked in this here thread if you wish.

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LPFWA 2k18 Highlights #8 E32M9: Justice Soldier Flamander vs. Nuffkins © for the LPWA Title
(Link to whole show)
Nuffkins’ reign as LPFWA Championship is an impressive one. He defended his LPFWA Title every month in an almost casual fashion winning the right to wear an article of clothing from the opponents attire as their own until he had a full costume and then continuing to beat people.
Not to say that his previous challengers were not worthy, he did beat people like Freddie Hope, Toad, Fruitsniffer, Goldberg (Yes, that one) among others. Flamander, however would prove to be his greatest challenger yet. In part due to Nuffkins’ own insistence in provoking Flamander.
In the weeks leading up to HELL (the PPV this match would take place) Nuffkins, having grown increasingly frustrated being able to beat everyone, snapped and attacked Flamander himself, Freddie and even Jeff Lyfe, which was what finally convinced Flamander to face Nuffkins in his Super Sentai Form.
Flamander was transformed into Justice Soldier Flamander once more.

And here, of course, is the match card:

#1 Buscus Brawl
Schir © vs. Macro Man Keynes

#2 Co-Comm Championship No 1. Contender’s Match
Los Borrachos vs. Third Street Sinners

#3 Singles Match
Konami Kouda vs. Yelizaveta RN

#4 Bunny Title
Link vs. Majestic Goat-Man ©

#5 LPFWA Women’s Championship No. 1 Contender Match
Valerie Easton vs. Nadira vs. Tolvie vs. Grace Thoruson vs. Kara the Punch Wizard vs. The Brutal Baroness

#6 LP Superstar Title
Kylo Ren vs. anilEhilated ©

[IGgy]

Show starts in 15 minutes. https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen

Match 1: Schir © vs. Macro Man Keynes for the Buscus
Match 2: Los Borrachos vs. Third Street Sinners
Match 3: Konami Kouda vs. Yelizaveta RN
Match 4: Link vs. Majestic Goat-Man © for the Bunny Title :3
Match 5: Val vs. Nadira vs. Tolvie vs. Grace vs. Kara vs. Baroness
Match 6: Kylo Ren vs. anilEhilated © for the LP Superstar Title

[IGgy]

LPFWA 2k18 Episode #47 - Ladies, Pin! Forever Wrestling, Always!

RatherWT: Ladies, Pin! Forever Wrestling, Always!
Hitler’s Gay Secret: LPFWA - Liars Paid For Wasted Attention

Here’s a clip from the episode: https://clips.twitch.tv/AmusedCourteousWeaselOpieOP

Next show is at the usual time.

We’ll determine No. 1 Contender’s for both the Co-Comm and LPFWA Women’s Titles.
It’s already been decided that Fruity will be challenging Flamander for the LPFWA Championship next week.
For the Superstar Title the challenger will be Toad if anil retains (because he squashed anil in a title match before) and Palpy if Kylo wins (because he’s defended the title against Kylo successfully before).
Kawaii Title contender will likely also be decided on the six-woman Battle Royal,
Bunny Title contender will be decided on a whim.
Pokeymanz? You never know.

The Third Street Sinners will also reveal a new member

Here’s another highlight uploaded. You can check out all the others here. You are welcome to suggest other stuff you liked in this here thread if you wish.

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LPFWA 2k18 Highlights #8 E32M9: Justice Soldier Flamander vs. Nuffkins © for the LPWA Title
(Link to whole show)
Nuffkins’ reign as LPFWA Championship is an impressive one. He defended his LPFWA Title every month in an almost casual fashion winning the right to wear an article of clothing from the opponents attire as their own until he had a full costume and then continuing to beat people.
Not to say that his previous challengers were not worthy, he did beat people like Freddie Hope, Toad, Fruitsniffer, Goldberg (Yes, that one) among others. Flamander, however would prove to be his greatest challenger yet. In part due to Nuffkins’ own insistence in provoking Flamander.
In the weeks leading up to HELL (the PPV this match would take place) Nuffkins, having grown increasingly frustrated being able to beat everyone, snapped and attacked Flamander himself, Freddie and even Jeff Lyfe, which was what finally convinced Flamander to face Nuffkins in his Super Sentai Form.
Flamander was transformed into Justice Soldier Flamander once more.

And here, of course, is the match card:

#1 Buscus Brawl
Schir © vs. Macro Man Keynes

Schir proves that he is the King of Jobbers by actually losing!

#2 Co-Comm Championship No 1. Contender’s Match
Los Borrachos vs. Third Street Sinners

Mainly IGgy gets kicked around a lot. Then the Sinners win.

#3 Singles Match
Konami Kouda vs. Yelizaveta RN

Almost everybody thought Liza was gonna take it for sure but then Konami won anyway.

Scene: Goat commends Macro on being the only member of the Sinners to not have held the Buscus. Then they talk a bit about sinning.

#4 Bunny Title
Link vs. Majestic Goat-Man ©

Goat-Man ties his previous reign with one (1) defense as he loses and has to hand the belt to Link.

#5 LPFWA Women’s Championship No. 1 Contender Match
Valerie Easton vs. Nadira vs. Tolvie vs. Grace Thoruson vs. Kara the Punch Wizard vs. The Brutal Baroness

This match quickly turned into a three-way between Val, Grace and The Baroness but that took about ten minutes. Eventually they stopped interrupting each other’s finishers. Val tapped to Baroness’ Torture Rack only for her to immediately being hit by a Saving Grace, earning Grace a shot at the LPFWA Women’s Title against Hell-Ena.

#6 LP Superstar Title
Kylo Ren vs. anilEhilated ©

anil mostly kicks around Kylo. But then Tommy breaks up a pinfall by dragging out the referee, giving Kylo time to mount a comeback. After over 15 minutes Kylo finally pins anil for the win.

[IGgy]

This week, in our usual timeslot, we’ll have this month’s PPV: Pumpkin Spice Wrestling

Fruitsniffer attempts to take revenge for that one time Flamander hugged him. Grace, rocketing to the top, has to go up against Hell-Ena, Tolvie gets a title shot because here theme song is “Spooky Scary Skeletons” and in our opener anyone who eliminates Inspector Jane can earn the Pokeymanz title… and then whoever eliminates them can earn it and so on.

Here’s the match card.

#1 Eight-Way Chaos (Pokeymanz Title Match)
Garbo Girl vs. Yelizaveta RN vs. Konami Kouda vs. Lady of the Lancet vs. Jumpy-Chan vs. Valerie Easton vs. Nadira vs. Inspector Jane

#2 Singles Match
Woolsey Smythe vs. Dr. Ham

#3 Singles Match
The Brutal Baroness vs. DivineCoffeeBinge

#4 LP Superstar Championship
Palpatine vs. Kylo Ren ©

#5 Kawaii Championship
Tolvie vs. Morgan Wulbraid ©

#6 Co-Comm Championship
Third Street Sinners vs. Dreamland Express ©

#7 Bunny Championship :3
D the Destroyer vs. Link ©

#8 LPFWA Women’s Championship
Grace Thoruson vs. Hell-Ena ©

#9 LPFWA Championship
Fruitsniffer vs. Flamander ©

[IGgy]

Show starts in 15 minutes. https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen

Match 1: Eight Way Chaos for the Pokeymanz Title
Match 2: Woolsey Smythe vs. Dr. Ham in a Tables Match
Match 3: The Brutal Baroness vs. DivineCoffeeBinge
Match 4: Palpatine vs. Kylo Ren © for the LP Superstar Title
Match 5: Tolvie vs. Morgan Wulbraid © for the Kawaii Title
Match 6: Third Street Sinners vs. Dreamland Express © for the Co-Comm Titles
Match 7: D the Destroyer vs. Link © for the Bunny Title
Match 8: Grace Thoruson vs. Hell-Ena © for the LPFWA Women’s Title
Match 9: Fruitsniffer vs. Flamander © for the LPFWA Title

[IGgy]

LPFWA 2k18 Episode #48 - Let Pimps Fall With Animosity

Deathmaster780: Luscious Pumpkins Fulfill Wrestling Addiction
ActnShakespeare: Lunch Provided For Willing Actors
ActnShakespeare: Lurch, Please Feed Werewolves Appropriately
ActnShakespeare: Let Pimps Fall With Animosity

All right! With the next PPV we’ll hit episode 52. Which means an entire kayfabe year. All though, our real one-year anniversary will be the next show. First episode was on Nov 4 2017.

For the 52 episode milestone I was thinking of just ending LPFWA for now but I’m not so sure about that anymore.

I’m thinking of:

• Keeping it running as it is
• Switch games (2k19, ugh… or Fire Pro Wrestling World)
• End it.

Overall I’d love to hear if there’s anything left you want to see before it ends (if it ends next PPV). Last time someone suggested “throw Palpatine into the sun” and that’s what inspired me to do the whole bit where the moon gets hurled towards the sun due to a powerful suplex and LPFWA has to combine it’s brains to not die in a fiery blaze.

So if there’s any crazy ideas like that, or storyliens you’d want concluded or anything lemme know.

This week, in our usual timeslot, we’ll have this month’s PPV: Pumpkin Spice Wrestling

Fruitsniffer attempts to take revenge for that one time Flamander hugged him. Grace, rocketing to the top, has to go up against Hell-Ena, Tolvie gets a title shot because here theme song is “Spooky Scary Skeletons” and in our opener anyone who eliminates Inspector Jane can earn the Pokeymanz title… and then whoever eliminates them can earn it and so on.

Here’s the match card.

Scene: Fruity cuts a promo on Flamander and hugging people and how he cares more about hugging Flamander than actually winning the match but he’s also the best at hugging and Flamander. Will. Pat. Fruity’s. Back.

#1 Eight-Way Chaos (Pokeymanz Title Match)
Garbo Girl vs. Yelizaveta RN vs. Konami Kouda vs. Lady of the Lancet vs. Jumpy-Chan vs. Valerie Easton vs. Nadira vs. Inspector Jane

It’s a draw, of course, at the end it was Konami, Val, Lady and Nadira with Konami having pinned Jane thus becoming the new Pokeymanz Champion.

#2 Singles Match
Woolsey Smythe vs. Dr. Ham

Ham puts Woolsey through a table!

#3 Singles Match
The Brutal Baroness vs. DivineCoffeeBinge

DCB did not win

Scene: Palpy explains why he’s not going to be naked for his match against Kylo. It’s because he wants an excuse in case he loses.

#4 LP Superstar Championship
Palpatine vs. Kylo Ren ©

Kylo actually took the win! But neither were nude, so who knows how this would have gun with less clothes?

#5 Kawaii Championship
Tolvie vs. Morgan Wulbraid ©

Tolvie is not a cop and thus the Vertebreaker/Copkiller/Dragon’s Breath is not effective.

#6 Co-Comm Championship
Third Street Sinners vs. Dreamland Express ©

Wow, they wanted Bone Pimp dead. What the hell? TWO Elbow drops to the ass??? Dreamland Express take the win.

#7 Bunny Championship :3
D the Destroyer vs. Link ©

Link actually wins with the sunet flip victory roll up! Which is one of his finishers.

#8 LPFWA Women’s Championship
Grace Thoruson vs. Hell-Ena ©

Grace got all her stuff in, but she got her face eaten twice and lost… Hell-Ena retains.

#9 LPFWA Championship
Fruitsniffer vs. Flamander ©

Fruity goes for a heartfelt hug and Flamander pats is back. Which means Fruity wins.

Scene: Fruity and Flamander show mutual respect and are about to hug but Goat-Man interrupts because he somehow feels he’s howed another title shot instead of being owed nothing at all. Fruity gives a non-answer.

[Deathmaster780]

I can’t believe that the most intense rivalry of the night was Bone Pimp vs The Dreamlanders.

[IGgy]

All right, you know the drill: show will be on saturday at the usual time

The runback from the eight way will be for the Pokeymanz title, although, the Pokeymanz title only changes hands when the person holding it is pinned, submitted or KO’d, so there’s a chance that Konami loses but doesn’t take the fall and thus won’t lose the title.
The Sinners go against Freddie and Flamander and Lotus gets a shot at the LP Superstar title.

Here’s the match card:

#1 Buscus Brawl
Schir © vs. a tree

#2 Four-Way for Pokeymanz. (Pokeymanz only changes hands if Konami takes the fall)
Konami Kouda © vs. Valerie Easton vs. Nadira vs. Lady of the Lancet

#3 Singles Match
Grace Thoruson vs. DivineCoffeeBinge

#4 Bunny Championship
Toad vs. Link ©

#5 Tag Team Match
Third Street Sinners vs. Freddie and Flamander

#6 LP Superstar Championship
Lotus Aura vs. Kylo Ren ©

[IGgy]

Show starts in 15 minutes. https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen

Match 1: Schir © vs. a tree for the Buscus
Match 2: Konami vs. Val vs. Nadira vs. Lady
Match 3 Grace Thoruson vs. DivineCoffeeBinge
Match 4: Toad vs. Link © for the Bunny Title :3
Match 5: Third Street Sinners vs. Freddie and Flamander
Match 6: Lotus Aura vs. Kylo Ren © for the LP Superstar Title

[IGgy]

LPFWA 2k18 Episode #49 - L-bows Punish Frantic Wrestlers Asses

FelinoidSA: L-bows Punish Frantic Wrestlers Asses

Some clips from the show:
From Grace vs. DCB: https://clips.twitch.tv/AnnoyingEncouragingMushroomDoggo
From Sinners vs. Fredmander: https://clips.twitch.tv/UgliestTardyWheelAliens
From Sinners vs. Fredmander: https://clips.twitch.tv/SparklyCogentSageTwitchRPG

All right, you know the drill: show will be on saturday at the usual time

The runback from the eight way will be for the Pokeymanz title, although, the Pokeymanz title only changes hands when the person holding it is pinned, submitted or KO’d, so there’s a chance that Konami loses but doesn’t take the fall and thus won’t lose the title.
The Sinners go against Freddie and Flamander and Lotus gets a shot at the LP Superstar title.

Here’s the match card:

#1 Buscus Brawl
Schir © vs. a tree

We have a new Buscus champion! The tree!

#2 Four-Way for Pokeymanz. (Pokeymanz only changes hands if Konami takes the fall)
Konami Kouda © vs. Valerie Easton vs. Nadira vs. Lady of the Lancet

Val wins but it since the Pokeymanz doesn’t change hands if a match is won but only if the holder is defeated Konami is still the Pokeymanz champ.

Scene: Jane is still doing her schtick where she thinks there’s some conspiracy or evil crime happening and blames the Pokeymanz title. Good thing Konami comes to offer an alliance.

#3 Singles Match
Grace Thoruson vs. DivineCoffeeBinge

This happened but Grace still won.

#4 Bunny Championship
Toad vs. Link ©

This match turned out more intense than it had any right to be. Link took three elbow drops to his ass and still pulled out a win.

#5 Tag Team Match
Third Street Sinners vs. Freddie and Flamander

This match had it all. Immortal Referees, TCP practicing taking a bump to the outside for no reason and the Sinners winning.

#6 LP Superstar Championship
Lotus Aura vs. Kylo Ren ©

Closing out the show with a nice babyface win from Lotus.

Before the show:

So, you’re probably wondering why I’m breaking my silence after all this time. Well, a certain someone-probably that sniveling coward Hux- gifted me My Hero One’s Justice on Space Steam as some kind of sick prank! AND all of my RWBY Blu-Rays have been replaced with MHA season box-sets also on Blu-Ray. EVEN SEASON 3,BUT THAT ONE’S ALL IN SOME NONSENSE LANGUAGE BECAUSE IT HASN’T BEEN DUBBED INTO BASIC YET! I figured that would be worth breaking the silence over. I have made my point abundantly clear: My Hero Academia has a lower shitty dad quota and therefore less for me to relate to RWBY has better characters! Sure, I will concede that All for One is a better villain than Salem,and that Deku is a better use of the “loser with no power” archetype than Jaune, AND that Aizawa is a better “grumpy badass” than Qrow and… wait, I’m getting off track! My point is that My Hero Academia is inferior in every way! I haven’t even started talking about Miles and Kerry’s BRILLIANT work…

As Kylo Ren rambles on, FN-2119,after a moment of listening in by the door, walks away

Everything is proceeding according to keikaku*.

*Keikaku is moonspeak for the Basic word “plan”

After the show:

: Time for me to prove that I am da best Nintendo character in this wrestling federation. You’re going down Link!

Box office is all that matters, Todd. That’s Hollywood 101.

Speaking of, the Third Street Sinners are going to take this match. It’s one step closer to us getting the gold, just like I will be when my case with Paramount wraps up arbitration and they have to pay me my previously agreed-upon salary.

[yerpalhal]

Wheres mah title shot? Months ago ye gave that wastral Tommy wan and ye continue tae dae nothing wie me…I want whits due tae me…if ye dae not comply there will be consequences. I huv powerful friends iggy and I will nae tak yuir crap anymair

[IGgy]

Getting closer to The End For Now ™. This week’s show will be at the usual time, in the usual place. Every match is either a title match or a #1 Contender Match. Well, once a #2 Contender Match, but the matches this and next week will determine the title matches as well as the undercard for the final show, which will be called FIGHT THE POWAH!

Also, here’s the cover of an issue of Pro Wrestling Universe:

And, of course, the match card.

#1 Buscus Brawl
A tree © vs. Palpatine

#2 Winner Faces Nuffkins in No. 1 Contender Match for LPFWA Title
Pyroi DDD vs. The Majestic Goat-Man

#3 Co-Comm Title Match Contract at FTP (Ladder Match)
Dash Rendar (Borrachos) vs. Face (First oRa) vs. Bone Pimp (Sinners) vs. Angus Mcmutton (oRa 66) vs. El Catire Arrecho (Hugrule) vs. Woolsey Smythe (Haunted Forest)

#4 Bunny Championship :3
Freddie Hope vs. Link ©

#5 Determining a LPFWA Women’s Challenger for FTP (Elimination)
Morgan Wulbraid vs. Valerie Easton vs. Grace Thoruson vs. Nadira

#6 Kawaii Championship
The Brutal Baroness vs. Tolvie ©

[yerpalhal]

You have pleased me i shall win for the glory of my lord and master palpatine

[IGgy]

Show starts in 15 minutes. https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen

Match 1: A tree © vs. Palpatine for the Buscus
Match 2: Pyroi vs. The Majestic Goat-Man
Match 3: Dash vs. Face vs. Bone Pimp vs. Angus vs. Catire vs. Woolsey
Match 4: Freddie Hope vs. Link © for the Bunny Title :3
Match 5: Morgan vs. Val vs. Grace vs. Nadira
Match 6: The Brutal Baroness vs. Tolvie © for the Kawaii Title