[FINISHED] LPFWA 2k18 - Killing the Business Since 2013



All right! Time for the penultimate episode of this run at the usual time. More Contender Matches and all the usual stuff. Let’s see how this goes.

#1 Buscus Brawl
A tree © vs. IGgy

#2 Singles Match
Bone Pimp vs. Face

#3 LP Superstar No. 1. Contender Match
Lore Convoluter vs. D the Destroyer vs. Toad vs. Thundercat Chris Pine vs. Kylo Ren vs. Harvey Birdman

#4 Kawaii Championship No. 1 Contender Match
Brutal Baroness vs. DivineCoffeeBinge vs. Kara the Punch Wizard vs. Samus Aran

#5 Bunny Championship :3
Dash Rendar vs. Link ©

#6 Co-Comm Championship Match
Freddie Hope & Flamander vs. Dreamland Express ©

#7 LPFWA Championship No. 1 Contender Match
The Majestic Goat-Man vs. Nuffkins


Show starts in 15 minutes. https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen

Match 1: A tree © vs. IGgy for the Buscus
Match 2: Bone Pimp vs. Face
Match 3: Lore vs. D vs. Toad vs. TCP vs. Kylo vs. Harvey
Match 4: Baroness vs. DCB vs. Kara vs. Samus
Match 5: Dash Rendar vs. Link © for the Bunny Title :3
Match 6: Fredmander vs. Dreamland Express © for the Co-Comm Titles
Match 7: The Majestic Goat-Man vs. Nuffkins


LPFWA 2k18 Episode #51 - Laudable Pros Freely Waste Asses!
Okay! The Championship matches for next week are set. It will be the final episode! We’re all going to die! The final match card will be posted in the next few days.

Clip from Match 6: https://clips.twitch.tv/GoldenTentativeLlamaDAESuppy

Before the show:

After the show:


Okay everyone it’s finally time! Let’s put an end to this madness.
The final episode of LPFWA will be livestreamed in the usual place, at the usual time.
You can set a reminder for the show by following the link and click “Remind Me”. You can also just keep following this thread where I’ll make a post when we go live. Or the stream thread, or the discord, or twitter, or twitch… social media is hell.

It’s going to be hour 52nd episode and the final one for now. Holy shit! That’s a lot. Last time we threw the moon into the sun by accident and had to prevent it with more wrestling. This time wie accidentally screwed up the entire space-time continuum and have to solve the problem with wrestling. I’m seeing a pattern here. Not sure what else to say, so here’s the matches.

In addition to the below there may also be additional matches

Pre-Show: The Big Dumb Chaotic Mess ™ but this time with Over the Top Rope Rules
Lore Convoluter vs. Schir vs. Edgi Boi vs. Harvey Birdman vs. Toad vs. Dr. Ham vs. Thundercat Chris Pine vs. SCOTT FUCKING STEINER

#1 Falls Count Anywhere
DivineCoffeeBinge vs. Konami Kouda

#2 Palpy Gets a Match
Palpatine vs. John Cena

#3 Co-Comm Championship
First oRa vs. Fredmander ©

#4 LP Superstar Championship
Kylo Ren vs. Lotus Aura ©

#5 Kawaii Championship
Kara the Punch Wizard vs. Tolvie ©

#6 Bunny Championship :3
Majestic Goat-Man vs. Link ©

#7 LPFWA Women’s Championship
Morgan Wulbraid vs. Hell-ena ©

Main Event: LPFWA Championship (2 out of 3 Falls)
Nuffkins vs. Fruitsniffer ©


See you on saturday boys if thon time screw disnae kill ye ah will


Show starts in 15 minutes. https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen

Match 1: Lore vs. Schir vs. Edgi vs. Harvey vs. Toad vs. Ham vs. TCP vs. Prof. Steiner
Match 2: DivineCoffeeBinge vs. Konami Kouda
Match 3: Palpatine vs. John Cena
Match 4: First oRa vs. Fredmander © for the Co-Comm Titles
Match 5: Kylo Ren vs. Lotus Aura © for the LP Superstar Title
Match 6: Kara the Punch Wizard vs. Tolvie © for the Kawaii Title
Match 7: Majestig Goat-Man vs. Link © for the Bunny Title :3
Match 8: Morgan Wulbraid vs. Hell-Ena © for the LPFWA Women’s Title
Match 9: Nuffkins vs. Fruitsniffer © for the LPFWA Title
and more…


LPFWA 2k18 Finale - FIGHT THE POWAH - Let’s Pleasurably Finish (this) Wrestling Adventure
Here it is… the final episode…
This is LPFWA for now. I don’t know if or when there will be another one of these, but this time, at least, I didn’t end it because I didn’t feel it anymore (Season 1) or because I was burnt out on it (Season 2) but because… well… we went for a really long time. Thanks everybody for watching live, for watching vods, for contributing characters, for being on commentary, for contributing to the thread, for lurking in the thread, for following this all the way to the end, for hopping in in the middle, for giving it a chance.

If you want to relieve some of LPFWA stuff I made a list of highlights. I will continue updating it as there are still some matches that I want to add (and you’re free to suggest more)

I also made a second Clippamania featuring more twitch clips collected into one pile. Here’s the first one in case you missed it or wanna watch it again

Again, no idea when or if another season or something similar will materialize. Might be soon, might be in a while, might be never. But if you want to be the first to learn feel free to hop on in on the Discord

And with all that said: Here’s the actual meat of this post:

Episode Title Suggestions:
Hamstray: Last Pins For Watchers Amusement
Deathmaster780: Let’s Pleasurably Finish this Wrestling Adventure
tevery_best: Last Push For Wrestling Ambitions

To help me book LPFWA I created a huge-ass spreadsheet. Which had the benefit that I could get all kinds of interesting tidbits by looking at all these numbers I put down. Below is a collection of some of the data I’ve gathered. I prepared a watered down version of it that mirrored some data but here’s the actual spreadsheet I used to record everything.

General Stats:

Total Matches: 409
Singles Matches: 313 (76.53 %)
Tag Matches: 43 (10.51%)
Multi Matches: 49 (11.98%)
The remaining 4 (0.98%) were Fire Pro Wrestling World matches.

16 (3.96%) of all Matches ended by count-out
6 of those involved DCB, she won 4 of those.
3 of these wins were in singles matches.
That’s 30 % of all her singles wins.

12 (2.97%) of all Matches ended in a draw
6 of all Draws were Battle Royals that curtain jerked most PPVs
1 of those 6 ended via the game crashing
5 of all Draws were singles matches.
1 of those ended by the game soft locking.

The rarest general match types are:
4-Person Tag Matches and Handicap matches.
There was only one of each.

There were a total of 135 Scenes
There were an average 2.62 Scenes per Episode.
Backstage Brawls were also counted as scenes.
Mainly because they have nothing to do wiht how good someone does
But some of them also only served to further the story.
Which actually makes them scenes.

Championship Stats:

LPFWA Championship:
Longest Reign: 218 Days (by Nuffkins)
Most Successful Defenses: 7 (by Nuffkins)
Most Reigns: 1 (Shared by all. Flamander has 2 if we count the one from Season 2)
Total Reigns: 3
Total Matches: 13

LPFWA Women’s Championship:
Longest Reign: 84 Days (ongoing, by Hell-Ena)
Most Successful Defenses: 3 (ongoing, by Hell-Ena)
Most Reings: 2 (Hell-Ena)
Total Reigns 4.5
Total Matches: 10

Bunny Championship :3
Longest Reign: 84 Days (by Nuffkins)
Most Successful Defenses: 10 (by Nuffkins)
Most Reigns: 3 by (Majestic Goat-Man)
Total Reigns: 16
Total Matches: 51

Kawaii Championship:
Longest Reign: 63 Days (by Valerie Easton, Tolvie and Nadira)
Most Successful Defenses: 3 (by Tolvie and Nadira)
Most Reigns: 2 (Tolvie and Valerie Easton)
Total Reigns: 14
Total Matches: 25

LP Superstar Championship:
Longest Reign: 106 Days (by a tree)
Most Successful Defenses: 5 (by a tree)
Most Reigns: 2 (by Palpy and anilEhilated)
Total Reigns: 11
Total Matches: 25

Co-Comm Championship:
Longest Reign: 92 Days (by Fredmander)
Most Successful Defenses: 5 (by Fredmander)
Most Reigns: 3 (by First oRa)
Total Reigns: 12
Total Matches: 25

Pokeymanz Title:
Longest Reign: 35 Days (by Tolvie)
Most Successful Defenses: 1 (Hell-Ena, Valerie Easton, Konami Kouda, DivineCoffeeBinge)
Most Reigns: 2 (by Valerie Easton, Konami Kouda and DivineCoffeeBinge)
Total Reigns: 16
Total Matches: 23

The Buscus:
Longest Reign: 71 Days (by Bone Pimp)
Most Successful Defenses: 5 (by Bone Pimp and The Masked Man)
Most Reigns: 2 (by The Masked Man and Woolsey Smythe)
Total Reigns: 17
Total Matches: 32

Wrestler Stats:

Out of 63 character submissions I made 52
That accounts for 82,54% of all submissions.
(This, of course, includes my own characters)

There was only one character I rejected.
It was literally a penis.
The rest of the undone ones were from repeat contributors
So everybody got at least one character made.

The Wrestlers that appeared the most period (Matches + Scenes) are:
Fruity (57), Palpy (56), DCB (51), IGgy (50), Kylo (45)

The 5 Wrestlers with the most matches were:
DCB (40), Palpy (35), Kylo (34), Goat (34) and Fruity (31)

If we take matches per Episode starting from the debut of wrestlers:
Grace (0.88), DCB (0.77), Palpy (0.69), Kylo (0.67) and Goat (0.67)
Morgan Wulbraid also has 0.67 Matches per Episode.

The five characters that appeared in scenes the most were:
Fruitsniffer (27), Palpatine (21), Link (15), Nuffkins (14), Catire (13)
This excludes IGgy (27) and Jeff Lyfe (29)

The LPFWA Elite Four are:
Nuffkins, Fruitsniffer, Hell-Ena, Flamander.
I forgot how exactly I calculated these. But this list looks accurate.
It does favor people with a higher match-count, though.

For just the Women’s Division this would be:
Hell-Ena, Valerie Easton, Morgan Wulbraid and Nadira.

And forthe Men’s Division…
Nuffkins, Fruitsniffer, Flamander and Goat-Man

If you want to be negative here’s the bottom 4:
DCB, Masked Man, Lore Convoluter and Garbo Girl


Rest in Peace LPFWA your were good shit!