
canks for thoming!
…omg I can’t type.
W/E NOT FIXING IT
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my dad kiiiiinda freaked out when he heard about the model shoot stuff.

but Aya helped me convince him, and now he fully supports me on all this. I’m so lucky to have them on my side, yknow?[/quote]
Now that’s a status I can get behind, good job Tsubasa. 
Before we hang out with Touma, we’ve got a few things to clean up. Katao here has another request, so let’s see what she wants.
Eeeah! D-Don’t look at me like that! …Oh, I’m so embarrassed!
sigh I guess it’s dumb getting all bent out of shape… I-I-I should just tell him. Itsuki, could you give me some advice?
Itsuki accepted the request Conveying my Feelings!
You know Moteki-senpai, right? One grade above us… We have a class on the same floor, so I see him every day. Oh… My nerves just can’t take this. Fate is so cruel! Why must you toy with my innocent heart!?
Y-You’re laughing!? You think it’s a joke!? Argh! This is so embarrassing! Just forget I said anything at all!
Well that went swimmingly. Clearly we should talk to her again and rub some more salt in the wound.
Ugh! Hey, are you hearing this? Hello? I’m being serious here…
S-So…the trend is, when you’re in love…you’re supposed to be direct and pour out a confession? You mean, a love letter! I, MOEKA KATAO, SOLEMNLY SWEAR THAT I SHALL EXECUTE “OPERATION HANDWRITTEN LOVE LETTER”!
…Itsuki, please help! Won’t you lend some of your big, strong courage to a poor, defenseless young girl?
(I got it… “Feel” is a great song! I bet if Moeka heard Tsubasa singing, she’d probably gain some courage…!)
…Look, Itsuki, buddy. I don’t know how the hell you got from point A to B there but I think you took a few turns that weren’t on the map.
Itsuki gave the “Feel” CD to Moeka.
H-Huh? What’s this…? Hey, is this Tsubasa? Hm! Let me see…
Moeka is staring transfixed at the lyrics on the CD insert.
These lyrics… They’re speaking to me! It’s almost like my exact situation… Hey, I’m feeling something! It’s courage! Thank you, Itsuki! I’m going to take this home and listen to it on repeat!
Request complete! Obtained Magic Incense.
Well that was dumb, but totally worth it!
On to the next one - next stop, the department store!
Touma’s hanging out in the back, but we don’t need to worry about him yet. Let’s talk to this small child instead.
I have to look after my little brother… Mommy told me to stay by Sou’s side while she goes shopping.
Buuuuuut I finished my coloring book, and now I’m bored. Do you konw where I can find the coloring book my mommy always gives me? She gets it from one of those free magazines…
Hey, mister, if you bring me one, I’ll have something to color!
Sure.
You’ll get me one of those free magazines to color? Thank you, mister! Mommy always gets those magazines from some place called She-boo-ya. Come back soon!
If you were paying attention, you might remember that there’s a huge rack of magazines in the Hee-Ho Mart. In which case you’d be WRONG, IDIOT! Why would you think the magazine we need would be with the magazines? That’s just crazy, we’ll see where it actually is later. For now, let’s see what Touma needs.
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sup. uh. i want to get advice from you. you free? i’m hanging out at the top of the department store like usual
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Romantic, you say? Well, by all means, do continue. 
Touma in Leopard Print, Part 1 
That’s rare. I never thought I’d hear that coming from you.
Yeah… So I need you to help me out with something…
???: What’s the Genome Monster doing here?
Wh-What!?
Oh good, everyone’s favorite nihilist child is back.
Come on. I watched the show on TV. Was what you told me last time a lie? Were you just satisfied doing some lame show at a place like this? And stuck with the villain part, too.
…Urk!
Well, not like it matters. You just blurted that stuff out. It’s not like I had my hopes up to begin with…
Wh-What? Are you gonna hit a kid like me?
I mean, that would be pretty fucked up, especially for someone as nice as Touma, but this kid has been needling him pretty badly. He could do with a good scolding, if nothing else.
I just wanted to get you to smile… That’s why I couldn’t stop myself from lying to you…!
…For a reason like that? Seriously… That’s so dumb…
I will become a real hero some day! And I’ll get you to-
There’s no way I can smile anymore. I mean… My mom and dad got divorced. Mom cries every day, and I get bullied at my new school… There’s no way I can smile in a world like that…
Then… Then I’ll definitely become a real hero and make you smile!
…You’re just lying again, aren’t you?
No! This is my promise to you! That’s why I want you to believe in me one more time!
A promise…?
That’s right!
…That’s so dumb.
And then he just runs off. Still, that explains a lot. A divorce that young must be tough on a kid.
You want to go train…right? I’ll tag along.
Heh… Thanks, man. What I need to train this time is how to flirt with confidence.
Excuse me?
Let me make it clear that I’m serious about this. For the next show, I actually have a part without a mask as Hyoma Kiba, the guy who transforms into Raiga.
Does putting on some weird mask really count as “transformation”?
C’mon, that’s not the important part! Anyway, the producers wanna target the female audience to boost attendance. That’s why they decided to have an unmasked warrior appear, but the original actor couldn’t make it, so I was chosen as a substitute. Seems like the Raiga director spoke up and said, “Why not use that kid?”
That must mean he thinks highly of your acting skills. That’s great!
Still… The bar’s been set high. The actor who plays Hyoma is a young guy with a lot of buzz. He’s popular with both moms and young girls. If I’m gonna be his understudy, I need to learn how to act in a way that wins their hearts…
…And that’s why you have to be charismatic and confident, huh.
But I don’t know how to do that, and when I looked online, everyone said it’s better to have a wingman.
And that means…?
Oh. Oh no.
It’s Operation Babe Hunt.
All right… I guess we’ll just have to do our best.
Now that’s the Itsuki I know! Such encouraging words!
Now, where to do this…? Does Harajuku sound good to you?
Yeah, I expect there’d be a lot of girls there.
It’s decided then. Let’s break it up for now, come to Harajuku when you’re ready!
So Captain Oblivious and a Sentai wannabe are going to try and pick up girls. This can only end well. 
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heeey where you at?
i’m waiting in front of anzu, so hurry up
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Anzu, you say? Well, let’s not keep the man waiting.
Touma in Leopard Print, Part 2 
That is so not you.
I know that… I’m trying to get in character. I can’t just hit on random girls as my normal self. You better give this your all too. Got it?
And so we begin Operation Babe Hunt: Tokyo Edition. Let’s see how they did today. 
Why?
Wh-Why…? H-Hey, Itsuki!
We just thought that it’d be nice to have coffee with you.
Huh?
Is that not enough?
…Hmm, wouldn’t say that. It’s just, I don’t really know you guys.
Why don’t we exchange Topic IDs then? That’ll let us get to know each other, and we can grab coffee another time.
Sure.
Ooh! Here, let’s do that right now…
See ya!
That…went surprisingly well. Too well. I don’t know if I like this brave new world where Operation Babe Hunt is a success.
Huh? Did I?
Riiiiiight… You’re that kind of guy. I feel sorry for Tsubasa…
All right, let’s move on to the next one.
How about that lady next? I’ll make the move this time!
Good luck.
No.
I-Itsuki!
Then how about tea instead?
Teehee! I wasn’t expecting that response… That was pretty funny!
Does that mean…?
Sure - is what I want to say, but I’m busy right now. Mind if we just exchange Topic IDs?
Are you serious!? Aw yeah!
Guys, I don’t like watching my anime children be good at this. This isn’t how this is supposed to go at all!
But after seeing how you interact with them, I think I’m starting to get the hang of it.
Good.
H-Hey! Lemme try the next one!
Touma continued to do his best to speak with smoothness and confidence…
We talked to quite a few people. How’re you feeling?
I get it now! To be a confident guy, you need the courage to face rejection! The guts to go the distance! And! The ability to “transform” into a different person than normal!
Touma Akagi’s soul as an entertainer has achieved a new awakening… Touma’s inspiration has taken form as a new Performa: Grand Transformation!
Awww yeah! I totally got this! Just you watch… I will nail this at the next show!
Door of Transformation unlocks another SP skill for Touma. It’s not quite as busted as Tsubasa’s one last update, but it comes pretty close!
Touma in Leopard Print, Part 3 
What’s up, Cain?
Why must a man who wishes to become a hero train his confidence by attempting to woo random ladies…?
T-Taking those kinds of steps are necessary for heroes in this world!
I-Is this acceptable?
Huh?
Is it truly acceptable to continue placing my faith in you? Truth be told, I am filled with naught but worry.
Did you seriously just say that out loud? There’s nothing to worry about. It might not look it, but I do feel like I’m making progress.
Very well… Then I shall continue to watch over you for a while longer… You may be a fool, but you are not the type of man who would go back on your word with that boy.
Of course not.
That child, however… He somehow reminds me of you - especially the radiance of his Performa.
Y-You think so? Well, that’s not important. I’ll be heading out now.
A sea of neon colored people…except for a certain someone up front. Don’t think we didn’t notice you, kid.
Who shall I convert into a Genome Monster today!?
Nooooooo!
???: Hold it right there!
Pffffft Touma absolutely cannot pull that look off. I don’t know if anyone could, frankly.
Wh-Who’re you!?
I am the fangs of lightning that dash through the streets! My name is Hyoma Kiba!
Is everyone okay? How about you, ladies?
Squeeeeee!
Come at me, Genome Monster! I will protect the children’s future and these beautiful ladies!
Squeeeeee!
Now, it’s time to be entranced! Lightning Systems, Full Throttle! Transmute!
Squeeeeee!
Whooooaaa!
Okay Itsuki, let’s not say anything we can’t take back.
Yeah, I improvised so many lines, I’ll probably get yelled at later… I guess hitting on those girls paid off though!
The reaction from the female audience was impressive. Some were even saying you were better than the regular actor.
I guess it was worth having you keep me company! I wonder if he was watching…
Oh, you mean that kid? I saw him at the edge of the audience. He was really engrossed in the show.
Heh… I see…
Now that you mentioned it, why’re you so concerned about him?
Oh… About that…
You don’t have to tell me if you don’t want to. Just because we’re friends doesn’t mean I need to know everything.
…No, it’s not a secret or anything. You helped me out with a lot of stuff, so I want you to know this.
Around then, my parents ran off because they had more debt than they could handle. I was raised by my grandpa. I got bullied at school for that and lost faith in the world - as much as a kid could, anyway.
But then I saw this hero show on TV, and it’s like…it gave me courage. It saved me. Every week, some nasty villain would show up, and every single time, they’d almost take the hero down… But the hero always stood up against the villains, without ever losing hope!
A hero has to be someone who can give courage and happiness to others. I wanna be someone like that for that kid.
You’ll definitely be a hero. No doubt about it.
Yeah! Thanks, Itsuki!
Touma Akagi has grown as an entertainer and has become “Pro Understudy”! Touma acquired the special performance Gaia’s Whisper!
Gaia’s Whisper is kind of a counterpart to Tsubasa’s Debut Smile. Where her skill is an absurd, cheap defensive buff, Touma’s goes in the complete opposite direction. Gaia’s Whisper is a combination of Tarukaja, Sukukaja, and Charge for 2 SP, giving you an attack boost, agility boost, and a 2.5x damage multiplier on your next physical attack. It’s hard to beat when you need to fuck someone’s day up, but the increased cost to 2 SP means you’ll be seeing it a lot less often. It’s not bad, just more situational.