UPDATE 11: I Hate This Park And Everyone In It
So that’s like… four squares from Oreburgh? Not that much of a walk.
I think you need to find safer ways to de-energize your Geodude.
I wonder how chilly it gets in Mt. Coronet. I mean Sinnoh is cold (see update 01) and the cave’s got a blue tint over it and blue means cold (see the freezer section) so…
The blue-haired man stared above them at the ceiling of the cave. His gaze was distant, as though it could pierce the solid rock and see to the peak of Mt. Coronet from where they stood. “In a newly created world… A world where only time flowed and space expanded… There should have been no strife.”
He shook his head and turned his gaze away from the heavens and down towards the dirt. “But what became of that world? Because the human spirit is weak and incomplete, strife has spread… The world is being ruined by it… I find this state of affairs to be deplorable…”
He finally seemed to notice the presence of a kid on a bicycle awkwardly torn between excusing himself and somehow making a polite interjection. Luckily the blue-haired man uttered a brusque “Excuse me” and stormed off, leaving Spamigo feeling the chill of the cave a bit more acutely.
It was a relief to get back to the sun again.
So is this like a rabbit food vegetarian bashing thing or do people just not eat Berries in the Pokemon world? I’m confused. Berries look good.
As we enter Hearthome we’re rushed by a deadly Buneary!
Or just the adorable kind of Buneary.
“You can’t do it now?”
“Judge regulations.”
Something about that name brings a faint hint of familiarity to the back of Spamigo’s mind.
(there’s nothing else to this I just wanted to reference Shin Mazinger (it’s a good anime))
Advice Guy tells us that the Gym Leader is at the Contest Hall too.
Do you have to catch that Buneary to fight the Gym Leader?
Did Barry catch the Buneary? Actually he probably could keep pace with a rabbit as long as it was in a straight line.
Bebe here runs the Pokemon Storage system in Sinnoh. She wants to give you an Eevee, but I didn’t RNG roll an Eevee at the start of this.
Is the Buneary the Gym Leader?
Mom’s first name isn’t Mom?
Anyway Keira and Mom talk about Contests and she gives you some accessory before leaving.
Mom meanwhile has been busy driving her opponents to tears on the Contest circuit and gives you fancy clothes to wear if you do a Contest.
I’m not doing Contests .
If that ain’t the most mom line possible.
Oh wait is that an NPC with a unique sprite over there?
“Actually… I’m not planning on doing any Contests.”
“Oh thank heaven. You are for to the Gym Challenge then?”
“…Yes?”
I’d like to imagine Fantina’s got a real developed stage voice and can easily project to the back of the theater. So Spamigo’s been deafened and everyone else has heard every word of this conversation.
Aww, Mina. I hear there’s a nice park in Hearthome.
…Mina’s not cute?
LOOK ME IN THE EYES AND TELL ME THAT WILHELMINA IS NOT CUTE.
NEXT TIME: Spamigo Gets Ghosted