Hog Wild By Day, Dog Tired By Night - Let's Play Sonic Unleashed


Today’s video is brought to you by the letter PUNS.

So this isn’t the first time the entire planet got blasted apart? Is Eggman trying to bring on the third impact?

I mean, yeah, but the previous occurrences were natural births so to speak. Far less blasting involved.

sonic doesn’t vote but he would have voted for bernie

Here’s the next part for the sixth gen version. You can see exactly how screwed up the pacing and storytelling is. Fun boss fight though.

idk Bernie has attitude but not very much fast
Sonic exists as a living distillation of capitalist alienation so he would probably just tell everyone how smart he is for not voting

Sonic would call you a “schlo-mo” for participating in social/political activism as he sees no point in actions that do not yield immediate results

Having the achievement badge-eggs in the beetle-egg fight is a bit awful. Are you going for 1000/1000 cheevo dollars on this file? Or platinum badge-trophy stuff?

God no. I know it’s hard to believe, but I do value my sanity.

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value your sanity? what’s the exchange rate between lizwiz sanity and the yen?

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I’ve been tracking this since 1995, and its consistently equal to whatever an imported ceramic pokemon costs