Hog Wild By Day, Dog Tired By Night - Let's Play Sonic Unleashed

Before. You might be thinking of Sonic and the Secret Rings, which was also bad and on the Wii.

“Substitute ‘damn’ every time you’re inclined to write ‘very’; your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be.” -marky mark

I’m damn bald, get it right

sonic is terrible, love to hate it, buttigeig '28, brother out


Strap in; it’s gonna be a long night.

I remember Charles the Accountant Teaches Spreadsheets. One of the few things that truly needs a modern-day reboot.

So apparently my supplementary Sonic let’s play is here too! Which is neato, and I suppose that means I should also post the second video here.

Welcome to the PS2/Wii Werehog segments, which I am not a fan of, but at worst are incredibly average.

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I should really keep better track of what font I’m using for update images. Oh well.

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okay, i like this, i am commenting, and i subscribed on my wii u before. does that make you an official professional youtuber yet lizwiz?

Yes, it in fact does!

Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to have a lackluster solo career without my brother and eventually show that I have horrible backwards political beliefs.

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It’s true, there are so many politics to talk about in the games you play.


Today’s video is brought to you by the letter PUNS.

So this isn’t the first time the entire planet got blasted apart? Is Eggman trying to bring on the third impact?

I mean, yeah, but the previous occurrences were natural births so to speak. Far less blasting involved.

sonic doesn’t vote but he would have voted for bernie

Here’s the next part for the sixth gen version. You can see exactly how screwed up the pacing and storytelling is. Fun boss fight though.

idk Bernie has attitude but not very much fast
Sonic exists as a living distillation of capitalist alienation so he would probably just tell everyone how smart he is for not voting

Sonic would call you a “schlo-mo” for participating in social/political activism as he sees no point in actions that do not yield immediate results

Having the achievement badge-eggs in the beetle-egg fight is a bit awful. Are you going for 1000/1000 cheevo dollars on this file? Or platinum badge-trophy stuff?

God no. I know it’s hard to believe, but I do value my sanity.

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value your sanity? what’s the exchange rate between lizwiz sanity and the yen?

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I’ve been tracking this since 1995, and its consistently equal to whatever an imported ceramic pokemon costs