It’s my birthday tomorrow, I’ll be 35. People wanna know what I want but I already bought Dragon’s Dogma and A Night in the Woods for myself. They won’t take, “Nothing” for an answer.
Please help me and tell me what I should want for my birthday. Thanks.
A single, homemade meringue cookie. From each person. They must be different flavors and shapes.
The entire “This is John Galt” speech inscribed on a single birthday cake.
don’t pay for happy birthdays because they are free HAPPY ALMOST BIRTHDAY
and just ask them to treat you to lunch/dinner/breakfast or somethin’
one of every pancakes from the international house of pancakes
Hey happy birthday, you really want a life-size Stretch Armstrong.
Cake creativity is some of the best stuff ever. I like to take advantage of the ‘print a picture on a cake’ services some grocery stores do.
Like, for example, the time I made my friend a Metal Gear Rising ‘Zandatsu’ cake, gave him a knife, and told him to slice it anyway he wanted:
Get a box of delicious macaroons from a local bakery. I googled it and there are a couple in your area, friend.
Some kind of soft and extremely huggable plush animal. I forget if Prel tolerates hugs or not.
Ask for each person’s eternal soul.
She loves it, look how thrilled she is.
Please ignore the pudgy ugly white woman.
Porn, just ask for massive amounts of pornography.