Jenner
March 2, 2017, 4:35am
#1
It’s my birthday tomorrow, I’ll be 35. People wanna know what I want but I already bought Dragon’s Dogma and A Night in the Woods for myself. They won’t take, “Nothing” for an answer.
Please help me and tell me what I should want for my birthday. Thanks.
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A single, homemade meringue cookie. From each person. They must be different flavors and shapes.
The entire “This is John Galt” speech inscribed on a single birthday cake.
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don’t pay for happy birthdays because they are free HAPPY ALMOST BIRTHDAY
and just ask them to treat you to lunch/dinner/breakfast or somethin’
one of every pancakes from the international house of pancakes
Hey happy birthday, you really want a life-size Stretch Armstrong.
Cake creativity is some of the best stuff ever. I like to take advantage of the ‘print a picture on a cake’ services some grocery stores do.
Like, for example, the time I made my friend a Metal Gear Rising ‘Zandatsu’ cake, gave him a knife, and told him to slice it anyway he wanted:
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Get a box of delicious macaroons from a local bakery. I googled it and there are a couple in your area, friend.
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quasar
March 2, 2017, 5:47pm
#11
Some kind of soft and extremely huggable plush animal. I forget if Prel tolerates hugs or not.
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Pyroi
March 2, 2017, 7:56pm
#12
Ask for each person’s eternal soul.
Jenner
March 3, 2017, 2:21am
#14
She loves it, look how thrilled she is.
Please ignore the pudgy ugly white woman.
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Porn, just ask for massive amounts of pornography.
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