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: Well, I’ve got some bad news. I went to record the alternate Christmas Eve events this morning, and my copy of the base game is gone. I say “gone”, but there’s an envelope where it was that has something inside of it the exact shape and size of a PS4 case. My guess is it’s probably a prank.
: Joker screams. He screams again. There’s someone in Yusuke’s spot, but it’s not Yusuke!
: “Huh? I was just sleeping… hey, you’ve been acting kinda weird since yesterday. What’s going on?”
: Isn’t this just that scene with Michael in YIIK?
: “Ooh! Oh, you can go on ahead. I’ll be down in a sec.”
: Huh… this is kinda how I felt going into my basement this morning to record. Probably the damn neighbor’s dog waking me up at 6 in the morning again.
: I feel like they could’ve skipped those scenes where Futaba hints that her mother came back and just gone right to this. I mean, it’s obvious something’s fucked… like whoever put my copy of the base game in that envelope.
: I don’t remember if I mentioned this earlier (I think I didn’t to avoid the spoiler) but the wiki claims that the villain in the Featherman Seeker game has the same verbal tics that Wakaba does in Japanese.
: “Looks like your recipes have reached housewife-level quality. You trying to get hitched sometime soon?”
: “Heh, thanks, but no. Hey, come join us.”
: “Good morning.”
: I kinda had to go with this one.
: “Oho, is this your first gag of the new year?”
: “Heheh, drunk on the spirit of the new year already, huh?”
: “I’ll warn you not to try any pranks with Wakaba… it’ll only blow up in your face - she’ll tease you forever until she finally bores herself.”
: It’s dumb that he can immediately recognize her as the sphinx, but doesn’t know immediately who Wakaba is - especially considering he’s seen her before.
: “What’s up? Not feeling so good?”
: “He’s been like this since yesterday.”
: “Morning, Mona.”
: “Mornin’! Do you think there’s enough osechi for me to join you?”
: “Was that a question? Of course I’m me. Seriously, are you all right?”
: You know, I’m having a sinking feeling that maybe I should open that envelope… but it can wait.
: “Okay, that’s enough joking around for now - go ahead and grab a seat. I bet you’re just hungry.”
: “I can’t remember the last time I actually got to relax and enjoy myself on a New Year’s like this.”
: “I’m stuffed too… if only I had something to cap off this meal… like a cup of coffee.”
: “Boy, that was a subtle request.”
: “Ooh, does anyone want dessert with their coffee? I’ll go pick it up, my treat. You want a Mont Blanc, right, Mom?”
: “Oh, how kind. Thank you.”
: “All right! I shall return!”
: “Be careful.”
: “What’s the matter, Akira-kun?”
: I’m fine with Wakaba being alive, but fuck off, Akechi!
: “Sorry, we haven’t opened for the day yet.”
: “My apologies - I merely wished to speak with Kurusu-kun for a moment.”
: “Why don’t you go and get some fresh air with him? I’ll stand guard over your dessert for you.”
: “You say that now, but when he gets back and his dessert’s gone, I’m pretty sure he’ll suspect it was an inside job.”
: “I can definitely see that happening with Mona on guard duty.”
: “We have to discuss this.”
: “That’s right, just like you seem to be. …Come on.”
: We know why - the answer is because Royal was written around a focus group.
: “That seems as good a place to begin as any. At the end of last year, I turned myself in to the police as the perpetrator of the serial psychotic breakdown incidents. Your memory of this is still intact, correct?”
: “Ah, yes…”
: “We have greater concerns right now. In fact, I’m a bit offended you think so little of me that you expected me to be dead. Perhaps the most confusing part of my story comes post-detainment.”
: “Obviously I was thoroughly interrogated about my involvement in Shido’s case… but for some reason, after questioning, I was suddenly released. No explanation whatsoever.”
: “Yes, I was acquitted of all charges. It’s absolutely preposterous. More than that - it should be impossible for them to release a confessing suspect after only a brief interrogation… but, what’s even more unbelievable to me is…”
: Here’s what I don’t get about this entire thing. It’s pretty clear the whole reason Akechi is alive (apart from focus groups and the writers being spineless) is to take the fall instead of Joker.
: The thing is… if reality is so fucked that Akechi can walk into a police station, confess to being a serial killer, and then walk right out afterward, why did he need to exist in the first place?
: Wouldn’t it have been easier and more straightforward for Joker to turn himself in and get immediately released? Maybe with a scene where the police start to arrest him but then suddenly change their minds and release him?
: This feels like one of those end-of-chapter quizzes in Hotel Dusk.
: “I should get to the point. …Let’s make a deal. What say we join forces on this?”
: This should’ve been a fucking legit option. Joker has no reason to do anything with Akechi apart from ram his head into one of those washing machines like it’s Hotline Miami.
: “Well, I can understand that… but considering what’s going on, I think it’s best to put aside personal grudges and work together on this. For the time being, you and I share the same goal. To solve this problem, don’t you agree that it’d be safer for us to partner up?”
: No, it’s fucking not! The best thing you could do is get Yusuke and Ann!
: “Have you made up your mind?”
: I wish they had put in a route that lets you reject Akechi entirely - he’s useless anyway, given his gear is horribly out of date compared to the rest of our party. He also doesn’t have any boosts or amps.
: If you’ll recall, back when we fused Futsunushi we found out that Futsunushi itemizes into Hi no Kagutsuchi - but no one can use it. That’s because Hi no Kagutsuchi is Akechi’s final melee weapon.
: “First, I need information. Can you tell me what happened after… parting ways with me in Shido’s Palace?”
: “…I see. Though some abnormalities appeared immediately, the most glaring ones arrived after the new year… and all of the Phantom Thieves, with you as the sole exception, are living in this altered reality without even realizing it…”
: “Go ahead.”
: “Senpai!? It’s Yoshizawa! I’m in Odaiba right now, and… uh…”
: “Um, I don’t really understand what I’m seeing, but I’m just going to describe it to you… it’s that building… it’s really faint, but I can see that “Palace” thing that Morgana-senpai mentioned a while ago!”
: Clearly when the base game’s ending said “Mementos has collapsed, the Metaverse is gone” they meant “The entire ending never happened”.
: “Kurusu-senpai, I know this is sudden, but… could you come to Odaiba right away?”
: “I understand. I’ll see you soon!”
: “That was Yoshizawa-san’s voice, wasn’t it? I believe I heard her say the word ‘Palace’.”
: This is like that moment in Monster Hunter World where you find out that you didn’t actually kill half the monsters.
: “Despite not being in the Metaverse? You’re planning to meet up with Yoshizawa-san, right? I’ll join you - we’re all but guaranteed to find a clue there.”
: I want to fucking punch him.
: “…Akechi-san?”
: “We just happened to be together when he got your call. First a dead woman returns, and now a Palace appears… how intriguing.”
: “Akechi-san, you know about Palaces?”
: “Would it help you grasp the situation if I told you that I have the same powers he has?”
: “Allow me to stop you there - I’m not a part of the Phantom Thieves. However, since you’ve already grasped the concept, it’s clear to me that you’re a fellow Persona-user.”
: “Um…”
: “Yes, I can use a Persona as well. I’m not a part of the Phantom Thieves either, though… I just so happened to slip into this Palace with Kurusu-senpai and Morgana-senpai a while ago.”
: Does it hurt being that anime? Seriously, I think that’s the only time I’ve ever seen someone use “senpai” twice in a sentence.
: “But, what could be the meaning behind its appearance here? I just happened to be passing by on my way home when I came across it…”
: “Since nobody else is making a scene about it, I assume others aren’t able to see it. Or, they see it, but it doesn’t evoke any real reaction in them…”
: “Yes, that’s exactly it! I asked some people in the area, and none of them seemed to care at all about its appearance.”
: “Hmm… rather than simply hypothesize out here, we may be better off taking immediate action.”
: “You mean, we should go into the Palace?”
: “Not only has a Palace manifested itself in reality, but this is the only one visible to us. I realize I have no proof, but it’s highly likely that this is related to our current incomprehensible situation.”
: “Wouldn’t it be more efficient to just go inside and see what we can learn? That is, if we have the means to do so.” Oh, it’s…"
: For a dead man, Akechi can sure make a scene drag.
: “I thought it was gone for good, but it looks like we’ve regained access to the Nav.”
: “I have it as well.”
: “Is there a search history?”
: “Search history… how do I check… ah! There’s one search in the log, but…”
: If you paid attention back on 10/03, you know whose palace this is… and here’s where I get to point out how this palace is a plot hole.
: The keywords are “Dr. Maruki”, “Stadium”, and “Research Lab”. Somehow, Kasumi got in without using Maruki’s full name (Takuto Maruki) and using the other keywords in the wrong order.
: This is either a plot hole, or all those times Joker had to ask for someone’s full name to get at them in Mementos were pointless.
: “The ‘name’ portion of the entry has been censored somehow… could this be the doing of the Palace’s Ruler?”
: Could this be the work of an enemy Stand?
: “Does that mean we can’t enter the Palace?”
: “Well, we do have the search history, so it should be possible to infiltrate it anyway.”
: “…If you’re going in, would you be willing to bring me with you? I can’t put my finger on it, but something’s been bothering me about this place ever since we first entered it. I promise I won’t slow you down.”
: “What’s your call?”
: “That settles it!”
: “All right. Let’s do it.”
: “What could this building even be?”
: Akechi somehow fixed his helmet. In the expansion content, Akechi is the answer to the question “What if Guts was an annoying fuckboy?”
: “We’ll likely find that out if we keep pushing forward.”
: “Is that so? By the way, um…”
: “What’s the matter?”
: “Well… I’m not sure how to put it…”
: “True outfit?”
: “Yoshizawa-san aside, there’s no reason for me to uphold the pretense of a righteous, sincere Detective Prince. Enough chatting. Let’s move out.”
: This is yet another one of those scripted “Investigate the palace but not too much” sequences. Now that we know who this dungeon belongs to, I can post the music.
: There’s a chest right in the beginning with some SP recovery items in it. The devs put this here because you don’t have the chance to unequip the party you fought Yaldabaoth with or buy more SP patches.
: “That was a few months ago, wasn’t it? There could’ve been a change of heart since then. Do you remember how far you went in last time?”
: “I see, so you’re only familiar with the area close to the entrance… let’s keep going.”
: The stealables here are hearts. Because we’re John Persona. God dammit.
: “This is definitely different from the last time.”
: “What a strange announcement. ‘Become happy’? What kind of place Is this?”
: Most of the NPCs have these weird smiles on their faces. There’s something I’d like to talk about a little bit, which is how the writers for Royal went about designing Maruki.
: Like Innocent Sin, Royal also had an official guide published. In that guide, the writers did an interview where they said that they realized one of Hashino’s major downsides was his inability to write anything that isn’t a shounen battle manga villain.
: Their stated goal in designing Maruki was that they wanted a villain the player doesn’t want to hate… which is kind of a problem because it makes it hard to justify why Joker (or the player) should want to oppose him.
: I’ll talk a little more about it when we learn what Maruki’s plan is - but I think you all probably already know what it is… especially since I spelled it out in the hub post.
: “The language of a Shadow is a hint into its Ruler’s ideology… this one sounds rather cultish, for example. Sorry, but we’re going to pass through there now. We don’t have the time to waste on peons like yourself.”
: The problem with the writers’ idea is lines like this. I’m going to spoil something minor: there’s a bad ending where you agree with Maruki’s plan. Officially, it’s not supposed to be a bad ending - both the ending where you defeat Maruki and the ending where you agree with him are supposed to be valid choices.
: It also would’ve been better if there weren’t enemies here, since Maruki having an army of shadows definitely doesn’t feel evil at all. No sir.
: Well… mostly because I had nothing better to do. If I didn’t want pain, I never would’ve LPed YIIK. Or Two Brothers, or Ni no Kuni 2. Or that one LP I don’t talk about.
: This enemy is called a Macabre, and is from Devil Summoner. It’s not a mythological figure.
: “Y-Yes… ready whenever!”
: “It’ll be too much trouble to go about this haphazardly. I’ll provide the support.”
: “Akechi-san!?”
: “Now, time to obliterate them!”
: “A-All right!”
: Akechi has lost his Bless attacks and is a Physical/Curse hybrid. He has no boosts or amps, and his passive sucks: it has a chance to reduce the SP cost of support spells - like Debilitate.
: The thing is, Ann has a passive that does the same thing… only hers works on all spells.
: Macabre is weak to Bless, and I could have gotten a one-round kill if I had used Metatron instead (including the All-Out). Hassou Tobi doesn’t quite cut it.
: Kasumi is still a Physical/Bless hybrid, though unlike Akechi her skillset doesn’t suck. She comes with Bless Amp and Ali Dance.
: “Especially considering the last-minute arrangement of our team and all.”
: “…”
: “Yoshizawa-san?”
: “U-Uh, yes! So, that Shadow - it said something about research. And also something about pain…”
: “It mentioned salvation as well - all this seems to indicate that the Palace’s Ruler is not in his or her right mind. …Oh?”
: “I seem to have found a map to this place. Let’s make good use of it.”
: “Would you say this is how he normally is? Like a, ah… ruthless sort of person?”
: “I see…”
: “What say we save the idle chatter for later and keep moving? Unless teaming up with a ‘ruthless sort of person’ is too much for you to handle.”
: “…Looks like we’re busted.”
: This area is a waiting room with a staircase on either side. Both lead to the same place. It’s almost like the level designer is trying to tell us something… using the environment… about there being multiple valid paths.
: Bugs and Nebiros show up, and even though we’ve encountered both before, their stats are hidden. Their weaknesses are the same: Bugs is weak to Nuclear, Nebiros to Bless.
: I got a random negotiation thanks to Kasumi critting, so I used the Greatest Weapon to grab some money. We’ll need it.
: Chimera also shows up, and is weak to Wind. A single Panta Rhei from Vishnu ends the fight.
: There’s an area to the North that I backtracked to later - it has a chest with some incense in it. Nothing important.
: “That voice… look!”
: “Yes, she’ll be here too. I’m sure she’ll be here, once she’s able to calm down… sniff sob Why… Why?”
: “That was your father in the video just now, wasn’t it, Yoshizawa-san? And the one he was speaking to…”
: “…I’d mentioned to you that I’ve lost a family member, right? But, how was this video-”
: “I’m sorry… I don’t know what’s been wrong with me lately. I’ve been getting this feeling, like… like I need to remember something, but at the same time, I oughtn’t remember it…”
: “…Can you still walk, Yoshizawa-san? Whatever it is that’s happening, we have to keep going if we hope to learn more about it.”
: “If you can’t keep moving, we can’t keep the plot moving.”
: “Yes - I’m all right! Let’s go.”
: “…Hey. When was it that you said you became acquainted with Yoshizawa-san?”
: “I see… anyway, let’s move out. I suspect we still have a long way to go.”
: Where the hell was this Akechi during all those long, pointless cutscenes with the old Akechi in them?
: “You seem to be in pain again. Are you all right?”
: “I-I’m fine! It’s just that… I can’t stop thinking about that video we saw earlier…”
: “You mean the one about Sumire-san?”
: “Yes… let’s keep pushing. I need to find out why that was shown to me!”
: “Hmph… a newcomer.”
: “All these warnings of pain and tragedy! Who is your Ruler? Why do you all think you know so much about me!?”
: Kasumi does a bunch of attacks that are all nulled. Nebiros and Belial being here makes sense thematically, given their whole relationship with Alice in SMT1.
: Dammit Akechi! Make up your fucking mind! Are you ripping off Guts or not?
: He says in a turn-based JRPG.
: I didn’t even need Akechi or Kasumi - Metatron killed both of them in one Makougaon. There was this lady I used to work with who had “Have a blessed day” in her email signature and now I understand what she was really saying.
: “Huh?”
: This is a scene that would’ve been absolutely PERFECT… had they done it in October. As it is, it’s going to foreshadow a plot point that happens maybe two minutes later.
: “What…?”
: Sure is strange how this fake Kasumi is looking at the real one and calling her by her dead sister’s name.
: “…!?”
: “Stop…”
: One of the other things in that interview about Maruki: the writers said they didn’t want Maruki to taunt the player the way the other palace bosses did… but once you understand what’s going on here, that’s exactly what he’s doing.
: “…Stop it!”
: “…Yoshizawa-san, you’re…”
: “A man’s voice…”
: Why didn’t they lead with this? Have Maruki show up as soon as Joker enters the dungeon, begging him not to go any further. He’d probably use the phrase “in your best interest” at least once.
: I mean, he knows that Joker can go through these dungeons like nothing - I’m not sure if he knows about the whole “killing God” bit because that’s basically a self-retcon, but he knows about Shido.
: “Nothing but heartache, huh… I don’t understand what you’re saying, but I have no intention of leaving now!”
: “We’re in agreement here. We also refuse to do as you say. Now, why don’t you drop the ‘big voice behind the curtain’ act and face us directly?”
: “…He agreed to that much more readily than I expected. Perhaps the Palace’s Ruler really will make his appearance?”
: “Thanks for your concern. But I’m fine, really! Let’s go.”
: Just one corridor until the end.
: It took me this long to remember to get a shot of Akechi’s cut-in for the All-Out Attack. He also has a new finisher screen, but none of the enemies here are weak to Curse.
: This is not as ridiculous as Maruki gets. That’s actually Maruki and not a shadow, by the way.
: “I pretty much figured that you would end up infiltrating this place. …Truth be told, this isn’t how I was hoping we would meet again.”
: “Dr. Maruki… you’re the Ruler of this Palace!?”
: “…Palace?”
: “A place where distorted desires manifest - we’re asking if you’re the source of the desires here.”
: “Ah, I see. Well, to use your own words: yes, I am this Palace’s Ruler. But in my case, it seems a tad different from the ones you’ve seen.”
: “Would we also be correct in believing that you’re involved in the abnormalities outside the Palace as well?”
: “Yes, you would. Do you like the reality I created for you?”
: “You… created it?”
: He’s Man-Maki. That’s exactly what he is. This, by the way, is why they put all those scenes with the party members meeting Maruki in… but they don’t explain how he’d know what Morgana wanted.
: This shot slowly morphs into a dutch angle and I hate it.
: “Is that how you really feel? …The old reality was cruel and unfair. The truth is, Yoshizawa-san suffers immense pain each and every time she taps into her forgotten past.”
: “My… past? Dr. Maruki… what do you mean!? What’s happened to me!?”
: “… All right. I had honestly hoped that all those warnings you were given would change your minds… but if it’s your true desire, then I want you to recall who you really are. And I want you two to learn as well.”
: Here’s why I fucking hate this scene. This would have had a million times more impact if it had happened before the weird shit started, especially if the other party members were here.
: See, there’s never really a point at which any of the characters agree with Maruki - and that’s the problem. You kind of NEED to have that for him to have an impact as a villain.
: Like, imagine this scene except he’s trying to get the party members to agree with him - and inadvertently creates a schism in the party because some of them (Futaba, Ann, and Haru) want it while others (Yusuke, Ryuji, and probably Makoto) don’t.
: That would have made this scene good. It would have had a fucking impact, and shown Maruki as being a bad thing without him even intending to be: all he’s really trying to do is help.
: The other issue I have is that as far as I’m aware, the game never goes into the actual flaws with Maruki’s plan: that he’s effectively a softer Yaldabaoth and that it’s impossible to make a world where everyone’s dreams come to life because people have conflicting desires. Oh, and that he can’t know what everyone wants.
: Welcome to the dumbest fucking plot twist in the game.
: “…Seems you remembered.”
: “That’s right… I’m…”
: “No… that’s not right! I’m… I’m not Kasumi!”
: “…The girl named ‘Kasumi Yoshizawa’ is currently deceased.”
: “It was last spring… before I started at Shujin… we were walking home from practice. It happened right there, on that street in the video… I wasn’t looking where I was going… and Kasumi, she protected me from the car…”
: It looked more like she was trying to kill herself.
: “I was saved by Kasumi… I robbed her of her dreams… and even her life! I’m… her younger sister, Sumire Yoshizawa.”
: “I’ll take over from here. After all, I do play a part in this story. Her real name… is Sumire Yoshizawa. She’s Kasumi-san’s younger sister. But for months now, she’s only seen herself as being Kasumi Yoshizawa… her deceased elder sister.”
: This is the dumbest fucking plot twist. Why would you do all this convoluted bullshit when it could just be “I made her forget how her sister died, so she doesn’t blame herself.”
: “Of course, it was only her cognition of herself that changed, so to the people around her, she was still Sumire-san. For some reason, though… there were a few rare exceptions to this. Did something happen to make you believe she was Kasumi-san?”
: “It appears you were clueless, but she was Sumire Yoshizawa from the start. However, when we watched that other video, she gave her name as Kasumi Yoshizawa. Considering such an odd claim, I’d actually suspected for a moment that she was the Palace Ruler…”
: Wouldn’t you know that she couldn’t be, because she has a Persona?
: “After Kasumi died, but before I started at Shujin, I received counseling from Dr. Maruki. That was when I told him… if Kasumi is gone and can’t make her dream come true… then I want to become Kasumi, so I can turn her dream into reality for her.”
: “So that’s why you meddled with her cognition? For her own wishes?”
: “That’s right. Limited as it was, I already had the power at the time to actualize her wish. Put yourselves in her shoes for a moment… Sumire-san’s older sister died from protecting her. Imagine surviving such a dismal tragedy…”
: “Who would be able to cope with that survivor’s guilt, let alone heal from the emotional scarring that she’s suffered? If Sumire-san can live a healthy, positive life by becoming Kasumi-san… then I believe that reality is what would make her happy.”
: “…I’ve had enough of your high-and-mighty rationalization. All you really did was use her to try and make everyone acknowledge the validity of your research.”
: There’s one card I’m very surprised Maruki isn’t playing, namely that he’s the reason Akechi is alive. I also don’t quite get why he’d bring Akechi back if Akechi’s sole purpose is to oppose him.
: “So that’s how you see things, huh? That’s quite unfortunate. Of course I wanted society to acknowledge cognitive psience through my research…”
: I don’t think the writers for Royal understood what they were doing when they wrote Maruki. Notice how he’s saying he wants to end suffering - in effect, making a “world without pain”.
: When we see Maruki’s reality, what we’ll actually see is “a world where everyone’s dreams come to life”, which… is what Evan wanted in Ni no Kuni 2, more or less. Why wasn’t he a villain again?
: “…!”
: “My work will convert the wishes of the people into reality. Even as we speak, my research is coming to fruition… no one will ever have to suffer again under the yoke of an unfair world.”
: Maruki has two contradictory visions: a “world without pain” is a very different thing than “everyone’s dreams come to life”.
: “This… Palace, you called it? It’s a place where its Ruler’s desires take physical form, yes? I wish to utilize my research to save humanity - I suppose that would be the ‘desire’ I hold dearest.”
: “…What total nonsense.”
: “You could very well be right. Still, I’m entirely serious about changing our imperfect reality. Just as she was saved by becoming Kasumi, I’ll save every other person in the world currently suffering.”
: “I don’t know for certain - it’ll most likely be treated as if it never existed. The cruel reality will cease to be, and the reality I generate will be the sole world recognized by society.”
: “And you assume we’ll buy into your brainwashing and just live in the palm of your hand? Honestly, that sounds absolutely revolting.”
: “…All right, so that’s your answer, Akechi-kun. How about the others? Yoshizawa-san… allow me to ask you yet again… which reality is it that you wish to inhabit?”
: “If you so desire, you can return to your life as Sumire… but if you’d rather continue your life as Kasumi, I can grant that wish for you as well.”
: “Dr. Maruki… I…”
: “It’s impossible… I’m sorry, Kurusu-senpai… I… I can’t go back to being her… I can’t be the one who led her sister to her death!”
: The real question is why would you not offer to bring Kasumi back?
: “Please don’t judge her. This is just evidence of how painful life is for her. You two sensed doubts forming in the reality I manifested - that’s what brought you here.”
: I picked the top option because I thought it went to the bad ending. It doesn’t - we can’t get that until the next time we come here.
: “…No decision yet, huh?”
: I think the writers also didn’t understand that if you want to make a villain who doesn’t seem like one, having a giant tentacle is probably not the best way to go about doing it.
: Meet Hastur, a Persona that originated in Eternal Punishment. He is Cthulhu’s half-brother.
: Hastur opens with a nuclear explosion.
: Joker jumps slightly and dodges the entire nuclear blast.
: We actually did more damage than Hastur has HP - the Diarahan only heals it for 2000 and Akechi did a hit for around 750.
: Hastur then responds with his signature skill, Abyssal Eyes. It’s mechanically identical to Lucifer’s Morning Star. There’s a softlock that can happen here if you’re on NG+ and have Hastur yourself - if you use Abyssal Eyes, it breaks Akechi.
: Here’s one of Joker’s two Showtime attacks. The other is with Sumire. The English title is “Bladed Runners” while the Japanese title is “From Hell Till Dawn”.
: You should probably watch the video of it in Japanese.
: I hate how un-subtle the signs are.
: Cutscene director, can we please stop it with the dutch angles? This is starting to look like a student film.
: “I’m fairly certain any further ‘negotiating’ is pointless.”
: “That seems to be the case, unfortunately. But first, I have an idea. Rather than explain it with words, I’d like you to actually see this new reality with your own eyes.”
: “…That, I cannot do. As I said before, she wishes to live in the reality where she is Kasumi. There’s no way I can hand her over to you with matters as they currently are.”
: “I already told you that I won’t harm her. And I’ll swear by it. Don’t worry about her. Go, look at the reality I’ve created for you all.”
: “Once you’ve seen the results, I know you’ll realize which future is best.”
: “You think we’ll just obey your orders?”
: “I apologize, but you really are going through with this - even if it’s by force.”
: “Tch… he got away. We shouldn’t chase him too far. What say we head back for now?”
: “To think Takuto Maruki of all people would be the mastermind behind this absurd situation… and he happens to be warping the very fabric of reality while ranting about making everyone’s dreams come true.”
: “Talk about incomprehensible motives… I can’t even wrap my head around such intentions. At any rate, we need to figure out our next steps.”
: “Don’t you think it’d basically be suicide to try and save her in our current state? We need intel first. If we’re going to stand up to him, we have to know more than nothing. I’ll do some investigating on my own.”
: “I hate that we have to do what he says, but Maruki told us we have to wait until January 9th. Let’s meet up here next week. Although, I imagine both our lives will be very different if you choose to live in this reality as your friends have been.”
: “It’s me. I discovered something that I thought I should tell you right away. I called Yoshizawa-san’s house to see what I’d learn - they believe she’s been at ‘training camp’ since yesterday.”
: “To think, Maruki really is changing our physical reality as he sees fit…”
: “No kidding. This is the first time I’ve witnessed a power that even comes close to this magnitude. Even the great Phantom Thieves you’re so proud of fell in line with his scheme.”
: “You’re going to see if you can change their minds, aren’t you? Well, fine. I suppose we can use the manpower… if you can bring them to their senses, that is.”
: “That’s wholly dependent on whether or not they’re capable of leaving the reality they supposedly wished for. I’ll focus on investigating Maruki further. You do what you need to.”
: “Well, I’ll reach out to you should anything come up. Goodnight.”
: “Was that Akechi? You two seem to be getting along well lately. Hey, so I was thinking. Why don’t us Phantom Thieves all go to a hot spring together some time? Then, Lady Ann I can… heeheehee…”
: Joker reaches for his air horn. It isn’t there. The four squirt guns he keeps hidden in his room are gone.
: “How’s that sound? Perfect, right? We should ask the rest of the gang soon.”
: There’s a flashback to Maruki from not even a minute ago, so I’ll skip that.
: “All right, we ought to hit the hay for today. Ahh… the bed may be a tad too cozy for the both of us. Oh well! I’ll just start sleeping on the sofa instead.”
: That couch is not NEARLY big enough. Plus, it’s got those wooden arms…
: “Huh? Where’s this coming from? Well… yeah, I’d say I’m happy.”
: “Haha, yeah! I can still remember how much you hated when I’d curl up on top of you! Wait… curl up on top…? That… doesn’t seem right…”
: I also feel like the writers didn’t quite have a solid definition of how Maruki’s reality works. Why would Morgana not remember being a cat?
: “I got captured in Kamoshida’s Palace, and that’s when I met you guys… when we’d go into Mementos, I’d transform into a…”
: “Huh? O-Okay…”
: “…! What was-? Sorry, I’m gonna go out and do some thinking for a bit. You should get some sleep.”
: This is where 1/2 ends. Next time, we’ll… hey, I never opened that envelope.
: I have a feeling I know what this is.
: That’s… impossible, yet I’m not surprised. I really should throw this in the trash and walk away. The fan translation team is hard at work on it. It’ll come out eventually.
: But… do I really want that? Do I want to throw this away? I mean, what could it hurt if I just opened it up? You know, just to rip the image. I can’t use this disk on my Go anyway.
: It’s not like just ripping the image would be giving in. Yeah, let’s do that. I’ll go hook up my PSP-1000 right now.
: Huh. It’s still ripping, but I feel like a terrible curse just got lifted. Wait, what the fuck…!?
: Wow! That got done ripping surprisingly quickly. Next time, we’ll forget about this whole painful reality, and move into a wonderful new world without pain.