Colors Flying High - Let's Play Persona 5 Royal

Were there pitfalls and one-way doors? Did she have to solve a light-mirror puzzle?

Their religion is jangly key man I guess

Maybe he has a bad heart from playing too much underground shogi, where you get an electric shock every time one of your pieces is captured (which is a thing that was actually in Yu-Gi-Oh! GX).

I’ve been thinking about this, and I think it’s actually fine (for a certain definition of ‘fine’). You’re not going to 100% a Persona game your first time through, so not being efficient your first time is fine. And if you’re playing P5 (or any JRPG) more than once, you clearly want to suffer, so you deserve any bullshit the game throws at you.

What’s funny is that initially, I wasn’t even going to buy Royal because I knew it was a cashgrab. I’ve had at least some fun with it, mostly because I know how the game works now and how to exploit it, but putting the extra content behind a second playthrough of a 60+ hour JRPG isn’t a great way to get me to engage with it.

On a side note, I hacked my PS3 today given the whole PSN situation. I went to see what was on the hard drive and as it turns out I bought a copy of P3 FES in 2014 and never played it.

I’m going to be honest, since most all of the dialog options you can choose are like three or four word sentences, in my head John Persona is terse and sardonic and thus it weirds me out to see options that include an exclamation point.

Also damn did that happen in Shirokuma Cafe I stopped watching way too early then

Yeah it did. There was this entire episode where they go to a different zoo than the one Panda works at, and there’s a bunch of penguins who are upset that no one knows the difference between them. Someone suggests they do a sentai show and suddenly it’s the most popular thing in the zoo. It was one of the best episodes of that show.

Summary

timrodresized: I mentioned a couple of updates ago (it’s since been edited out) that we were going to max a social stat last update. That’s actually going to happen this update. What happened was I thought I had recorded the entirety of the 11th and then realized I had only recorded the morning bit.

timrodresized: This update will also be split into two parts because we will be doing Ann’s Rank 9 event (and thus doing a reload to see her Rank 10 immediately). This update will contain the friendship route, while the romance route will be filed under the alternate scenes header in the hub post.

Yusuke: “This man devoted his life to his craft, but in doing so lived and died in absolute solitude… I wonder if I too would be able to create a slew of masterpieces, were I to spend my days alone…”

timrodresized: Given that portrait of Joker that’s been hanging on his wall for a few months now, I’d give him maybe a week alone before he gives up.

Yusuke: “Heh… this is true. Loneliness would only narrow my perspective. Conversely, I wish to expand my realm of possibilities…”

timrodresized: Clearly, the once-over that Atlus supposedly gave the base game’s script didn’t apply to these scenes.

timrodresized: Thanks to boyfriend power, we’re now at rank five for Charm. This saves us 10,000 yen over the next couple of days that we’d otherwise have to spend on luck readings. When I said we were ahead of schedule and under budget, I meant it.

timrodresized: We now need to visit Chihaya for two things. The first is a luck reading for Kindness, because we need to water the plant. The second is an affinity reading for Sojiro.

timrodresized: The reason we need this is because Sojiro’s confidant as a whole is kinda fucky. You can do ranks one through three very early on (as we did). Rank four requires a shitload of points, and then rank five isn’t available until 08/22.

timrodresized: I find it kind of funny that you can get an affinity reading for Chihaya. We actually will do this at one point… but really, isn’t that just a bribe?

timrodresized: Now I’m wondering if Chihaya is actually magic, or if she just takes our money and bribes the confidants on our behalf.

timrodresized: Just three feedings until we’re done with Kindness forever.

timrodresized: Two rank-ups on the same day? Sure, why not.

P5_portrait_of_Toranosuke_Yoshida: “What kind of friends do you spend your time with? You can withstand difficult times if you have friends who support you through them. I received a dinner invitation from Dietman Matsushita. He would like for you to come as well.”

P5_portrait_of_Toranosuke_Yoshida: “Let me know if you would like to attend. I’d be delighted if you would consider this as helping with my campaign and join me…”

timrodresized: It’s oddly prescient that this scene exists, given that Shinzo Abe resigned the same year Royal released.

P5_portrait_of_Toranosuke_Yoshida: “I see…”

P5_portrait_of_Toranosuke_Yoshida: “Unfortunately, this is all beyond me now.”

P5_portrait_of_Toranosuke_Yoshida: “You have a very adaptable way of thinking. Most people who want to get into politics are jealous of them.”

P5_portrait_of_Toranosuke_Yoshida: “However they manage to change hearts, I respect their belief in crushing evil and saving the weak.”

P5_portrait_of_Toranosuke_Yoshida: “I can’t deny that. But that’s not why I support them… I bet they’re a group of young people. Young people who have experienced cruelty and injustice.”

P5_portrait_of_Toranosuke_Yoshida: “They bravely face the societal ills that plague our world without thinking of the consequences. Brave, yet pitiful… I suppose.”

P5_portrait_of_Toranosuke_Yoshida: “…Is this what you asked me here to speak to me about?”

P5_portrait_of_Toranosuke_Yoshida: “And…?”

P5_portrait_of_Toranosuke_Yoshida: “…So you’re saying I should give up my campaign to become a Diet member?”

timrodresized: No, you’re doing it wrong, you’re supposed to link a song when you do that and… god dammit.

timrodresized: You know, I just realized that that bribery theory definitely works. There’s no point bribing Yoshida because you always rank up every time you visit him - because it’d ruin his career even further if he was caught taking a bribe.

P5_portrait_of_Toranosuke_Yoshida: “Matsushita…”

P5_portrait_of_Toranosuke_Yoshida: “He likely has an ulterior motive. If he felt hopeful, he wouldn’t ask me to not run for the Diet. I expect he’s trying to take advantage of me… that happens a lot in this world.”

P5_portrait_of_Toranosuke_Yoshida: “What would you do at a time like this, Kurusu-kun?”

P5_portrait_of_Toranosuke_Yoshida: “So you’re telling me to take control of my destiny, hm? You’re very inspiring.”

P5_portrait_of_Toranosuke_Yoshida: “Above all, I wish to continue speaking with you. You have such a fresh outlook on the world.”

P5_portrait_of_Toranosuke_Yoshida: “Let’s finish up for today. Sorry I made you tag along. I’ll see you again soon.”

timrodresized: How much do you want to bet the writers for Royal had no idea someone was going to line up the dialog so you can see that he repeats himself?

P5_portrait_of_Toranosuke_Yoshida: “I’m sure you’ll end up having to face something similar someday, so let me share my thoughts. When people come to you with these negotiations, you need to see what’s really on the table.”

P5_portrait_of_Toranosuke_Yoshida: “Do you see the offer as a risk or an opportunity…? You’ll have your own major decisions to make, in time. The most crucial thing is that you don’t lose sight of who you are.”

P5_portrait_of_Toranosuke_Yoshida: “It comes from experience. I don’t want you to make the mistakes I did. Just remember - even when you’re surrounded by opposition and opinions, hold onto your own conviction.”

P5_portrait_of_Toranosuke_Yoshida: “…Ah, I’m sorry. Maybe I’m getting a little too worked up about this. Well then, until next time. Good night.”

timrodresized: Judging by the comment under the popularity bar, Andrew Allanson has made a cameo appearance in this game.

Yusuke: “…The man who offered his support to me at Madarame’s house. I would like your assistance with him. Do you have time to spare?”

Yusuke: “I find it quite suspicious that he would offer money to a mere high school student like myself… I am grateful for his offer… but I am unsure of what to do.”

Yusuke: “…Yeah. I must cling onto any semblance of hope I can find in this world… very well. I will call him.”

Yusuke: “I would appreciate it if you could join me, Akira. Your presence could help ease my societal discomfort, as well as diffuse the temptation of money. Furthermore, your composure will allow you to tell if he is truly attempting to scam me.”

Yusuke: “Kawanabe-san is waiting for us at the sushi bar. I already told him that you will be coming, so let us go.”

Yusuke: “Before that… there is something I would like to ask. Just who are you?”

timrodresized: Yeah, that sounds like a real good way to get Yusuke on board.

Yusuke: “Sensei…I-I mean, Madarame?”

timrodresized: Gotta love how his argument for why Yusuke should join this thing is “Well, we’re big enough dumbasses that we got conned by Madarame.”

Yusuke: “Madarame… to think I once relied on his teachings, called him my mentor! …This is all because of him. It is his fault that I can no longer view paintings with a pure heart…”

Yusuke: “In the past, simply the desire to paint led me to seek beauty. But now, I find myself constantly weighed down by the search for awards or the praise of others…”

Yusuke: “An ugly attachment has fastened itself upon my work… I can no longer paint how I used to. My art… is tainted.”

Yusuke: “…A-As he said. I am wondering the same thing.”

Yusuke: “A story…?”

Yusuke: “Excuse me!?”

Yusuke: “I have that resolve! However, I also believe such a life should only come via proper assessment!”

Yusuke: “What did you say!?”

Yusuke: “Why is it that all artists talk about is money, money, money!? Has the true meaning of art been lost!?”

Yusuke: “Akira…! You are correct. My passion can change the world. However… I would starve to death without money. Passion alone may fill my heart, but it cannot fill my stomach. What a troubling predicament…”

Yusuke: “Anyhow, I am quite glad that you chose to accompany me here. I may have bit my tongue off in anger had it been only me. In other words… you are a soothing force in my life.”

timrodresized: This will be helpful for copying that Megido card we got earlier. I fully plan on reloading once we go to Mementos to get Megidolaon.

Yusuke: “I… I will participate in Kawanabe’s exhibition. I am going to display my ability and prove him wrong. …Come, let us go home. …Actually, we should eat first. The sushi has done nothing wrong, after all.”

timrodresized: He might in the friendship route, but this is the last time we’ll be seeing or hearing from Kawanabe in the More Like Yusu-Gay route.

Yusuke: “It’s good that I’m sitting in front of the canvas while my emotions are hot… but the lingering taste of sushi has me utterly distracted! Not only that, I allowed Kawanabe to pay for it all…”

Yusuke: “I’m tainted after all…! I’m a petty sellout, a slave to the power of money!”

timrodresized: Why is this not just one option? “Calm down. It’s not a crime to enjoy sushi. Let’s go again sometime.”

Yusuke: “I-I apologize. I know I’m only acting like this because… Kawanabe had me in the palm of his hand. …If I’m being honest, I still feel doubts about my work.”

Yusuke: “I may end up embarrassing myself again… but even then, I must express myself. Your support in this would mean the world to me. Goodbye for now.”

timrodresized: We need to get another affinity reading for Sojiro tonight. If we were strictly on the guide’s schedule, we would also be getting a luck reading for Charm, but… we won’t be needing that.

Ohya: “Although I’d be pretty happy to let those records stay unbroken. Still, this time of year is the best for a nice, refreshing cold one.”

Ohya: “Have you heard any good gossip? My deadline’s coming up, and I’m all out of material. Sit down, I’ll treat ya.”

Ohya: “For real? From the look of it, you must have good info, huh? Give me the details about the Kamoshida incident.”

Ohya: “So the calling card they used for Kamoshida was different… now that’s a scoop. That kind of information usually doesn’t see the light of day. …You have any photos or videos of it?”

Ohya: “Nice! You have some great connections. chuckle But seriously, the ‘Phantom Thieves of Hearts’? They sound like kids on a playground, not valiant fighters for society.”

Ohya: “I mean, they act all high and mighty, but I’m not sure they’re really worth very much in the end.”

Ohya: “Hah, that’s hilarious! You think they’re actually virtuous? In my line of work, there’s no clearer sign of deception than goodwill. You know, like the shady actions of a charitable organization, or the actual criteria of a peace prize.”

Ohya: “Same thing goes for the Phantom Thieves. You just have to learn to take some things with a grain of salt.”

Ohya: “Why? It’s the truth.”

timrodresized: I like that this is the writers all but admitting that Ohya is a thinly veiled ripoff of Maya.

Ohya: “…Gimme some sushi.”

Ohya: “No can do. I’ve been permanently reassigned to the culture and entertainment department.”

Ohya: “Urgh, dammit! I’m already sobering up. Gimme a refill, Lala-chan!”

timrodresized: I just thought of the best catchphrase for what Ohya is. She’s Maya except instead of “Let’s Positive Thinking!” she’s “Let’s Constantly Drinking!”.

Ohya: “Hey, you wanna drink? You can have some of mine if you want.”

timrodresized: Joker’s like “God dammit, the Persona 4 party got to drink. Don’t even tell me that line about ‘Oh there’s no actual alcohol here’ wasn’t added as protection against CERO, they were absolutely drinking.”

timrodresized: Of course, we all know that Yusuke is probably already a professional wine taster and this is going to annoy the hell out of Joker once they get married.

Ohya: “Whoa… that’s some scowl you’ve got. Anyway, why are you coming to a bar if you can’t even drink alcohol?”

Ohya: “Haha, that’s right! You’re a true believer in the Phantom Thieves. Well, at least now I know you’re gonna be pretty useful. I’m not all that interested in the Phantom Thieves myself, but keep the info coming, all right?”

Ohya: “What’s taking so long, Lala-chan!? Where’s my drink!? Do they call you Escargot 'cause you move slow as a snail?”

Ohya: “Can’t you just go buy more? I’ll wait for you… forever. :heart: Just kidding! Ahaha!”

timrodresized: We have a non-rankup event with Ryuji tomorrow. The first time I did it, I forgot a matching Persona… though I’m not sure it’s totally necessary. I have a lot of doubts about this guide’s accuracy.

timrodresized: Today, Joker is going to do nothing but play video games.

Ryuji: “Sweet, let’s do some co-op! I’m gonna show you how a real man plays!”

Ryuji: “What is this? Star Forneus? Huh, never heard of it. Guess we just gotta give it a try!”

timrodresized: Star Forneus’s logo is a direct reference to Star Fox… which was an SNES game. I’d go grab a screen off my SNES but my desk is currently being eaten by a hacked PS3 and the 20 or so feet of HDMI cables I need to make it work.

timrodresized: I also found out today that had I hacked my PS3 like eight months ago, I could’ve recorded Innocent Sin straight off it. I might try and see if I can transfer my copy of IS and see what it looks like.

Ryuji: “A shootin’ game, huh? The whole retro space thing’s pretty cool. You ready for my rapid-fire skills? I’m gonna blast all the enemies outta here! Oh, crap… that thing’s freakin’ massive…”

Ryuji: “It’s gotta be the boss. Mkay, time for double-rapid-fire!”

timrodresized: Each of the console games has a minigame like this attached to it. In this case, you get like five seconds to mash X ten times. I’m pretty sure my cat could do that if he wasn’t busy spreading his hair on everything.

Ryuji: “Awww yeahhh! We kicked that thing’s ass, no problem! Looks like we win! Your rapid-fire wasn’t half-bad!”

timrodresized: That uh, feels like a little bit of a stretch, but whatever. We get the usual coffee/bathhouse dialog after this, but Joker has other plans.

timrodresized: Those plans being to continue playing video games.

Akechi: “I was out here gathering intel, and I noticed some patrons playing this… I did a bit of research. Apparently it’s a pretty hardcore shooter game. Do you normally play games like these?”

timrodresized: I mean, shooting demons with a “model” gun counts as a shooter game, right?

Akechi: “Oh, maybe you’ve played this one before? I can only ask that you go easy on me.”

Akechi: “Phew! My fingers are going to be sore tomorrow. What a realistic game.”

timrodresized: Oh look, another obvious slip… only this one wasn’t in the base game from what I remember. There’s a long pause after this.

Akechi: “…Only a joke. I’m new to this, I’m afraid. Perhaps we’ll chalk it up to beginner’s luck. Still, this did feel a bit nostalgic for me.”

timrodresized: This is a line they put in purely to explain something in the base game.

Akechi: “All this reminded me of running around the house with it, playing hero…”

Akechi: “I’m not totally certain, but thinking back, I suppose I must have. But there are different kinds of heroes, of course. Different stances they define themselves by.”

timrodresized: Yeah, there’s the poorly-written kind and the even more poorly-written kind.

Akechi: “For example, one may stick to the vision of justice they believe in, even if others deny it… while another may simply do as others desire of them, seeking to be recognized and gratified as a hero.”

Akechi: “So? Which of those two fits more with your conception of a hero?”

timrodresized: Joker: “I mean, if you think about it, Deadpool is a hero and he just does whatever.”

Akechi: “You believe there’s a third option? I suppose if you’re fighting for a justice nobody really wants, then it’s just blind self-righteousness in the end. Ah, sorry. I suppose that was a strange tangent… pardon me.”

Akechi: “Whenever I talk with you, I just can’t help delving into these abstract topics.”

Akechi: “I could use a shower. Why don’t we call it a day? Well, see you again.”

Akechi: “Thank you for hanging out with me. I had quite a lot of fun. I don’t play these games too often, so I honestly wasn’t sure how well I’d do. Hopefully I didn’t come off as too much of a novice. I wish I’d played better.”

Akechi: “Haha, really? I’m honored that you think so. I suppose I’ve always been quick to grasp the fundamentals of anything… but that’s also been a concern for me.”

Akechi: “There’s this… constant pressure. Everyone expects me to be capable of anything, which is stressful in and of itself.”

Akechi: “Still, games are rather fun. It was quite a novel experience… usually, I just read in my leisure time. It offered more realism than I expected, and I was impressed by how immersive it felt.”

Akechi: “Usually I really struggle with enjoying the same pastimes as my peers, but thanks to you, I had fun today. I hope you can join me again if you get the chance. Now, I’ll talk to you later.”

timrodresized: Not pictured - going to Chihaya for a luck reading on Guts and then doing a grip and sip for same.

Ann: “I know it’s a day off, but I called and said we need to get some books, so we should be able to get in. It’s still hard for Shiho to climb stairs though, so do you think you could help me carry her?”

Ann: “Isn’t Akira super reliable?”

Shiho: giggle “Mm-hm, just like you were telling me.”

Shiho: “I think… to settle things. To tell you the truth… I wanted to reenact that moment. Wearing these clothes, standing here again… I wanted to know what it would feel like.”

Ann: “…What about back then? What were you thinking?”

Shiho: “I… I didn’t want to die. I just needed to escape… it was like another person inside of me was screaming, telling me to come up here… it almost felt like that person was trying to kill me…”

Shiho: “But I know that person was part of me too… my weakness. So, I wanted to see if she would show up again now.”

Shiho: “Yeah… she doesn’t exist anymore.”

Ann: “…You’re so strong, Shiho. The only reason you can stand here now is because of how hard you worked for your rehab.”

Shiho: “Maybe… but that was all thanks to you, Ann.”

Ann: “Me?”

Shiho: “Because I saw how hard you were trying, too. Trying to be strong, to be cool… wanting to be an action star… striving to be a better model…”

Shiho: “You were so positive… your eyes sparkled with motivation. With you putting that much effort in, I couldn’t just let my life go to waste in a hospital bed.”

timrodresized: No sir, nothing gay here.

Ann: “Shiho… I’m not strong… I’m nothing without you. I’m just a lonely, scared girl…”

Shiho: “Ann… I’m sorry… for deciding to transfer schools.”

Ann: “Shiho… I’m… I’m going to become a real model! That way you’ll be able to keep seeing me… and keep giving life your all… I’m gonna be in a bunch of magazines, and I’ll say tons of good stuff in interviews…”

Ann: “So… stay healthy. Work hard, but not too much… and keep in touch. Just… take care of yourself…”

timrodresized: Ann’s confidant really works if you assume she’s gay or bisexual.

Ann: “I made a promise with Shiho, so there’s no turning back now. I’m gonna study how to properly exercise, and even relearn how to walk the runway.”

Ann: “I want to pick up on some other languages and cultures too, so I can start doing overseas events. Because, well… the only way I can help Shiho is to show her how hard I’m working.”

Ann: “…Mm-hm! If I can do that, Shiho… she’ll definitely…”

timrodresized: The game will give you a warning if you’re already dating someone else… but Joker knows that making a move on Ann (even if they weren’t both gay) would be the wrong thing to do.

timrodresized: We’ll see the other (non-canon) version of this scene under the “Alternate Scenes” header in the hub post.

Ann: “Oh… you’re right… I have our team now. There are people suffering out there, just waiting for us to save them… that’s why I need to do my best… not just for our team, but for everyone who needs our help.”

Ann: “Akira… let’s do this, together.”

Ann: “A-Anyway… I should be heading home. I’ll be fine by myself. Oh, and thanks for going out with me today… u-um… I didn’t mean it like that. Of course not. …See you later!”

timrodresized: We then go to Chihaya for a second time today to get an affinity reading for Ann. We only need the one, and I’m not convinced we even need that.

timrodresized: There is an evening event with Yoshida, but I will be skipping that temporarily (it’ll be at the end of the update instead) in order to go directly to Ann’s Rank 10.

timrodresized: There’s an optional event on the 15th with Makoto. I will be showing that off at the end of the update after the Yoshida event on the 14th. For canon purposes, Ann’s Rank 10 actually happens on 08/19.

Mika: “Okay… I won’t…”

Ann: “What’s going on here?”

Mika: “Yeah…”

Ann: “Oh yeah, I remember.”

Mika: “What I did was really terrible. I caused so much trouble for everyone… but I’m gonna start working even harder from now on, I promise…”

Mika: “Yup!”

Ann: “…You really did something that lame?”

Mika: “What are you calling lame? This industry’s overflowing with models. Without an in, your career will never even get off the ground. Chances don’t come to those who wait. You have to make your own luck if you want to succeed.”

Ann: “You really are something…”

Mika: “It’s your own fault for getting the boot. If you can’t crawl your way back up, you may as well go home. And either way, it’s not like I’m not talented. I just needed my shot, and now I’m selling like crazy.”

Ann: “…You talk big, but they still found out about your fake emails.”

Mika: “Sure, but all I had to do was offer a teensy apology. It would’ve been dumb to try and hide it from them. Anyway, they can’t sack me now. I’m gonna get even more popular, even if it means being detested for my actions.”

Ann: giggle “You’re just like the villains I used to admire when I was a kid. Beautiful, strong… and wicked. Honestly, I just can’t bring myself to hate you.”

Mika: “Well I don’t have any trouble hating you.”

Ann: “Sorry Mika, but your hard work is only gonna get you to second place. I’m going to be the number one model. You might be more popular right now, but I’ll take that spot from you fair and square.”

Mika: “Hm… all right then, I won’t pull any more tricks. I’ll beat you with beauty… fair and square.”

timrodresized: Wait, wasn’t this the same exact pose she was using during that last event with Mika in it?

Ann: “So… how was it?”

Ann: “Well, yeah! I had to work extra hard with you watching, Akira! I know I said I want to be the number one model, but I’m okay with that not happening just yet.”

Ann: “For now, I just want to keep improving, one step at a time. Then someday down the line, I’ll be able to look at myself with pride. Hopefully people will see that confidence, and draw strength from it.”

Ann: “I’m gonna be a ray of light for the people of this planet… just like you and Shiho are for me…”

Ann: “Yeah, you’re right. Thanks! Akira… you’re my light.”

Ann: “Got it! Hey, let’s hang out a little more once the shoot ends, okay?”

Ann: “Back when I met Shiho, when she saved me… I realized that personal relationships are something to be treasured. That’s why I’m not going to run away anymore.”

Ann: “I’ll face myself head on. This time, it’s my turn to help someone. But… I’m still kinda worried. Do you think you could help me, Akira?”

timrodresized: So what you’re saying is you’ll face out, you’ll hold out, you’ll reach out to the truth? Or that you’ll face yourself?

Ann: “Mm-hm! You can lean on me too, if you need it…”

timrodresized: Joker’s like “Ann, you’re the only person in the party who learns a fourth-tier spell, an amp, a boost, and concentrate.”

Ann: giggle “…I feel like we finally see each other eye to eye, Akira. I’m so glad I met you…”

timrodresized: Oh right, it’s time for the music!

Music The Path Is Open

timrodresized: Every party member has the same ability at Rank 10. Unlike Persona 4, the Second Awakenings in P5 kinda suck. Instead of losing their weakness, each party member has their initial resistance upgraded to a null (so Ann now nulls fire) and gains a secondary resistance (Ann gets electric) as well as a Dodge skill for their weakness element that triples their evasion rate against that element.

timrodresized: By the way, this screen is inaccurate. Royal adds an 11th rank to all of the party member confidants (this was a selling point) that only unlocks for the new content.

NEW PERSONA: Hecate

Origin: Greco-Roman Mythology

First Appearance: Megami Tensei

Three-faced Greek goddess associated with magic and lunar lore.

Ann: “It means forever! Got it? Anyway, let’s eat before our food gets cold! Time to dig in!”

Morgana: “We don’t have much time left. I know it’s frustrating, but there’s not much we can do.”

timrodresized: We’ll now proceed to what we’re actually doing on the night of 08/15, before circling back to cover the Yoshida event we missed on 08/14 and the optional Makoto event I really wish I hadn’t bothered to record.

Ohya: “I didn’t know it was so popular with high school kids. I haven’t been paying much attention to it. But if it’s newsworthy, I guess I should keep tabs on it.”

Ohya: “The Phantom Thieves must be really bored if they’re going after small-time criminals now. I have a theory that they’re all minors, and their leader is some simpleton dying from boredom…”

Ohya: “Haha, you’re right. My theory is definitely half-assed at best. Plus if it only takes a second to change a person’s heart, they totally wouldn’t be bored.”

Ohya: “Well, I’m not really interested in writing entertainment articles about whatever fad’s caught on.”

Ohya: “People at work call them paparazzi behind their backs… but me? I’m a real journalist!”

Ohya: “Hey, I wasn’t looking for some kid to butt in! Entertainment articles are all about selling copies… the truth doesn’t even matter. Nobody wants to read real news… sigh

Ohya: “…Never.”

Ohya: “If I quit now, it’d be the same as declaring my partner guilty.”

timrodresized: Oh, I know! I bet her partner’s name is Oyukin and she hates photography, and is also the worst girl in the three games she’s been in, because Persona 5 is rapidly turning into the Ni no Kuni 2 isekai realm counterpart to Persona 2.

Ohya: “Of course she was! …I mean, never mind! Hahaha! But… thanks to you, I’ve had more time to focus on my own investigation.”

timrodresized: So here’s what I wonder, right? If Persona 5 is just the isekai realm counterpart to Persona 2, does that mean there’s an Isekai Makoto who isn’t THE SMART GIRL and lets her friends have more screentime and also their own opinions?

Ohya: "I’m going to write an article that you’ll really enjoy! Think of it as a sign of my appreciation! I can see it now! ‘Exclusive: Behind the Incredible Phantom Thieves! Dial 911 for Justice!’ "

Ohya: “…How’s that sound? Haha, don’t worry! I’ll take it seriously. After all… that’s what I promised you.”

timrodresized: I think this ability is poorly translated. We already lose security level when ambushing enemies - that’s an ability you have from the start of the game even in the base game.

timrodresized: What I’m pretty sure this actually does is increases how much the security level lowers when you ambush an enemy. Again, this is shit they could’ve fixed in Royal… but I guess it can’t be helped, right?

Ohya: “You sure are weird though, coming all the way to Shinjuku at night…”

Ohya: “I can talk with him? Really? Okay, I’ll be right there. Work? Nah, I’m already off the clock.”

Ohya: “Sorry, I have some urgent business to attend to. Just put this one on my tab, Lala-chan. See ya!”

timrodresized: Okay, done with that. Now we need to go back to Yoshida’s event on the 14th.

P5_portrait_of_Toranosuke_Yoshida: “Considering that the grandson of my former teacher is showing me such kindness.”

P5_portrait_of_Toranosuke_Yoshida: “I see… congratulations.”

P5_portrait_of_Toranosuke_Yoshida: “Well, I was planning on running myself… and I don’t believe that I’m qualified to teach you.”

P5_portrait_of_Toranosuke_Yoshida: “Well, I did have a lot of free time after I lost the election. Study is all an amateur can do.”

P5_portrait_of_Toranosuke_Yoshida: “I’d be happy to bury the hatchet with Mr. Kuramoto… but I’m not worthy to join his group again.”

P5_portrait_of_Toranosuke_Yoshida: “Sorry, could you give us a moment, Kurusu-kun?”

P5_portrait_of_Toranosuke_Yoshida: “Wait a moment… is your plan to involve him so that I can’t decline?”

P5_portrait_of_Toranosuke_Yoshida: “Are you saying that you’re going to secede from the Liberal Co-Prosperity Party?”

P5_portrait_of_Toranosuke_Yoshida: “And so you’ve come to me, a former member of the Kuramoto Children… but my views differ from those of the Kuramoto group. And I don’t intend on changing them.”

P5_portrait_of_Toranosuke_Yoshida: “You think so too, hm…? Haha, you’re not intimidated, even by the grandson of a big-time Diet member. …I appreciate your offer, but I must respectfully decline.”

P5_portrait_of_Toranosuke_Yoshida: “Kurusu-kun…”

P5_portrait_of_Toranosuke_Yoshida: “Try to understand that he has his own beliefs.”

P5_portrait_of_Toranosuke_Yoshida: “What’s the point in getting elected if it means sacrificing your beliefs? I bet when push came to shove, Kuramoto-kun intended to lure you in. He probably didn’t expect me to remain so calm after he showed his trump card.”

P5_portrait_of_Toranosuke_Yoshida: “I feel surprisingly at ease when you’re with me, like that time with Matsushita. I’m truly indebted to you for all you’ve done for me, but I must ask that you continue to help me.”

P5_portrait_of_Toranosuke_Yoshida: “You know, from the way he was acting, I’d swear Kuramoto-kun was hiding something… ah, my apologies. We’re done eating, so let’s go home. Good work today.”

timrodresized: Finally, here’s the Makoto event on the 15th.

Makoto: “Thank you. I do hope we find something… I want to learn more about cognitive psience while we wait for Futaba to regain her strength.”

Makoto: “If only we could understand it more in depth. Maybe we could solve the mystery of the Metaverse. It would make traversing it easier for us, too.”

timrodresized: Hifumi, being the closest thing this game has to a best girl, immediately nopes out the second she realizes she’s in a Makoto cutscene.

Makoto: “Excuse me, please wait! Was there something you wanted to say to him?”

Hifumi: “Oh no, nothing in particular… I was just surprised to see him here. I didn’t mean to intrude between you two…”

Makoto: “No need to be so considerate. He’s just carrying my books for me. …Is she a friend of yours?”

timrodresized: The books that don’t exist because there was exactly one person researching cognitive psience and she’s dead?

Hifumi: “W-Warrior!? We just play shogi together…”

Makoto: “Is she the professional shogi player you had mentioned before? The master strategist? I admit I only know the rules, but I’m intrigued to know how a professional shogi player thinks.”

Makoto: “Is that… a book on shogi tactics?”

Hifumi: “Oh, yes. I come here to purchase old shogi strategy books from time to time.”

Makoto: “Pardon me for asking… could you teach me some strategies? I believe this knowledge would benefit me greatly in the future.”

Hifumi: “Oh? Sure, if you’d like. Well, if it is about shogi, then… to attack, you will need to be creative with your approach, and sacrifice pieces with no remorse.”

timrodresized: If only we could sacrifice Makoto.

Makoto: “So, plan on enticing your opponent to focus on your sacrificial pieces so you can advance a counter attack?”

Hifumi: “Yes… you seem to have a talent for this. Another strategy I enjoy is to use bait pieces to draw your opponent to your side of the board.”

Makoto: “Hmm, I see. That way you can surround them and…”

timrodresized: And that’s it. I’ll post Ann’s alternate scenes after this at some point. Next time, we’ll gain insight from eating a burger, max out Ryuji’s confidant and get forced into two consecutive days of Makoto.

Summary

timrodresized: Ann’s Rank 9 Romance is exactly the same as the Rank 9 Friendship event (see Update 51), with the split happening at this dialog choice. Let’s see what would happen if we created a horrible, non-canon hellscape.

timrodresized: I think what I hate the most about this cutscene is that it seems like Ann doesn’t really want to be in this position.

Ann: “Akira… I love you.”

Ann: “I-I said what!? I…”

timrodresized: The one thing I like about this version of Ann’s route is that you can practically hear Morgana screaming in the background as any chance he had with Ann evaporates.

Ann: “I don’t think I would’ve been able to express myself that honestly if you hadn’t been there. Thanks to you being there… I got myself to really open up to Shiho…”

Ann: “Also, I was… too nervous to ask this after we left the roof, but… will you stay by my side forever…? I kinda need you to, at this point!”

Ann: “…! W-W-W… wait are you, like… p-proposing to me right now…!? T-Trying to bag a future top model for the rest of your life, huh…? Gosh, you’re so selfish, Akira!”

Ann: “Eheh… but if you want me all that badly, then yeah, I guess I’m all yours… I mean, it works for me too, right!? Eheh! Heheheh… um.”

Ann: "…A-Anyways! I’m going to work hard as both a model and a phantom thief!

Ann: “So you better never let me go, Akira… or else I’m gonna shoot all the way up to the top, and it’s gonna take you ages to get on my level! …So… I’ll talk to you again later. Bye, Akira.”

timrodresized: Ann’s Rank 10 Romance scene is identical to the one we saw in Update 51 up until she leaves the photoshoot.

Ann: “U-Uh…”

timrodresized: The next several lines of dialog are identical to what you see in the Friendship route up until the point where the Rank 10 screen pops up and Ann’s Persona evolves.

Ann: “Good… I’m so glad…”

Ann: “Huh? It’s over already? We went all the way around… but I didn’t see any scenery. …All I saw was you.”

Ann: “Um, before we get off… sh-should we at least do one thing… you know… that couples do?”

timrodresized: There’s a shot that’s only on screen for a fraction of a second during the fade-out where you see them start kissing.

timrodresized: And that’s that. I think we all know that they’re faking it in an attempt to get Morgana to stop being horny.

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Makoto: “She asked me to show her your picture though… apparently, um… she thinks you look a little lame… she told me that my boyfriend isn’t in the same league as her Tsukasa.”

Makoto: “But I think she’ll change her mind once she sees you in person. Don’t worry, I’ll back you up.”

timrodresized: Makoto’s Rank 6 requires that we have a maxed Charm stat. Thankfully, we’re way ahead of schedule on that.

timrodresized: I looked it up out of curiosity, and gay host clubs are apparently very much a thing in Japan.

timrodresized: What I’m saying is that they should’ve put in a showtime attack with Joker and Yusuke where Yusuke goes to Joker’s host club and requests him and then they get into a shootout and throw a molotov in a champagne bottle at the enemy.

Makoto: “Y-Yes, I am… totally…”

Makoto: “Y-Yeah…”

timrodresized: Tsukasa’s like “Why is he gritting his teeth and muttering ‘Yusuke’ over and over?”

Makoto: “…”

Makoto: “Um, there’s something I’d like to ask you… are you serious about pursuing a relationship with Eiko?”

Makoto: “…I just wanted to make sure you’re good for her.”

timrodresized: I hate that the game has to bash you over the fucking head with the fact that Tsukasa’s an asshole. This confidant almost could’ve been interesting if they hadn’t gone the predictable route.

Makoto: “Huh?”

Makoto: “I-I, um…”

Makoto: “I do have one more question to ask… you’re not going to bring Eiko to your club, are you?”

Makoto: “I hope he’s not tricking her… but no matter what I might think, I still don’t have any proof… and above all, Eiko seems to be happy. Am I just… getting in the way of their happiness?”

timrodresized: I don’t care that we can all see the “plot twist” coming a mile away, I will take any opportunity I can to dunk on Makoto. Seriously though, she has no personality.

Makoto: “You may be right… in the end, I know this is just a hunch… but my father always stressed how important it is to trust hunches.”

Makoto: “It seems that host has sent me something already. …What is this supposed to be saying? It’s full of emojis.”

timrodresized: I am going to actually transcribe this with the emojis in question, because otherwise it’d look weird due to the site not being able to handle the * action here * thing properly.

Makoto: “It’s meee, Tsukasa. :heart: I no we just met but I cudn’t wait 2 :phone: u. Im so haP to B friends with U, Mako-chan :clap: :clap: :hotsprings:

Makoto: “That was barely a coherent sentence, but I’ll need to get used to that if I’m going to help Eiko… by the way, I’m glad you were here with me. I would have really panicked had I been alone.”

Makoto: “But I’m working through that with your help, so… thank you.”

timrodresized: We now have Harisen Recovery on everyone but Morgana.

Makoto: “We should get going too. I’ll let you know if anything else comes up. Goodbye.”

Makoto: “I feel strangely exhausted. It reminds me of when we went to the red-light district… even after we split ways, that host kept sending me messages.”

Makoto: “He uses these weird symbols - I have no idea what he’s saying. I want to ignore him, but I shouldn’t for Eiko’s sake…”

timrodresized: Makoto complaining about other people talking too much but saying very little is like the Allansons complaining about bad writing and spaghetti code.

Makoto: “Oh, yeah. That’d be a good excuse to ignore him. You have some great ideas. Thanks, I’ll try responding with that.”

timrodresized: Ten minutes later, Makoto IMs Joker. “Wait… so all those times I tried to call you and you said you were on a date…”

Makoto: “…I just can’t shake these doubts about Eiko’s boyfriend. I can’t tell if he’s a bad guy, but he doesn’t seem on the level either… I’ll need a little more information. Thanks for all your advice. I’ll talk to you later.”

timrodresized: Joker’s village has been burned to the ground by the villain, because he’s an RPG protagonist?

Chihaya: “I suppose all you really need to change fate is a strong will, like what you have. I wish I could do more though…”

Chihaya: “By the way, Kurusu-san… this man here is Fukurai-san. He’s um… the chairman of the ADP. Oh right, you don’t know about the ADP yet! It stands for…”

timrodresized: Adaptability? Yeah, that stat was one of the reasons Dark Souls 2 sucked. That and Soul Memory. Fuck anything that inhibits my ability to invade.

timrodresized: This is why I don’t like Chihaya’s confidant much. Sure, the abilities you get from it rule - but she comes across as kind of a total dumbass.

timrodresized: The other problem is that this entire plotline is something that’s been done before. I don’t get how Persona as a franchise goes from Persona 1 (which was pretty unique at the time) to this.

Chihaya: “Fukurai-san, um…”

Chihaya: “Y-Yes. I’ll cover the decrease in revenue with my fortune-telling fees. Um, Fukurai-san… I, um… I’m not sure how effective these Holy Stones really are…”

Chihaya: “W-Well…”

Chihaya: “Th-That’s not it…”

Chihaya: “I…”

Chihaya: “Kurusu-san…”

Chihaya: “…Hahaha. I-I’ve never actually worked at a night club! I did get tricked into walking into one though… anyway, the chairman is known for exaggerating details.”

Chihaya: “You must think I’m weird, huh? All this talk about me being a maiden or a monster…”

Chihaya: “Huh…? Nobody’s ever treated me so nicely before… by the way, it was pretty amazing how we stood up to the chairman back there. I would never have been able to talk to him about the Holy Stones had I been alone…”

Chihaya: “But your strength helped me speak up. I need to be strong like you more often…”

Chihaya: “Even so, the chairman seems serious about the whole Holy Stone issue. He’ll make me pay a fine if I don’t meet my quotas… and there’s a huge penalty for resigning from my post…”

Chihaya: “I suppose my fate is impossible to change after all… anyway, I should close up for today! Good night!”

timrodresized: You might ask why the game doesn’t immediately give us Chihaya’s Mementos request when it’s obvious what it’s going to be. For some reason, we don’t get the request until Rank 7 - and just like with Kawakami, we need to waste a night to pick it up.

Chihaya: “I already know what I must do in order to change my fate… but whenever I face the Chairman, I can’t find the courage to say what I need to…”

Chihaya: “Oh…! You’re absolutely right. Nothing will come of making excuses. I’m the only one who can change my weakness… you’re so strong, Kurusu.”

timrodresized: I wish you could change your weaknesses in this game, because that would’ve made evolving the party member Personas worth it.

Chihaya: “…I’m going to think about all this a little more. Thank you once again for today. I’ll see you next time.”

timrodresized: We get another one of those cutscenes where Joker is on his phone, but it’s a duplicate. Instead, let’s go right to Chihaya, because we need a luck reading for Kindness.

timrodresized: We also need to bribe Chihaya for confidant points… with Chihaya. I’m really surprised there’s no unique dialog for this.

timrodresized: Speaking of which, I mentioned last update that I wasn’t sure how many affinity readings we actually needed with Ann. The answer is we did need one - but only one.

timrodresized: We’re working at the florist’s today for two reasons. The first is that we need it for a Mementos request (and thus for Mishima’s confidant) but also because it’s custom bouquet day and we get seven points to Kindness out of this.

timrodresized: And… oh fuck, it’s custom bouquet day.

JunISPortrait: “This guy has ‘I forgot my anniversary until the last minute’ written all over his face.”

JunISPortrait: “Let’s start with a blue jasmine. They symbolize honesty and trust. I had a few in the corsages Tatsuya and I wore at our wedding - they’re great for arranging.”

JunISPortrait: “Next up… white orchids. They symbolize elegance and beauty. If you cut them just right, you can take them right out of the bouquet and grow them as cuttings.”

JunISPortrait: “And to top it off, let’s add some yellow freesia. They represent joy, renewal, and friendship. I used to wrap them into the ribbons I’d put on the gifts I’d give Tatsuya every year for our anniversary.”

JunISPortrait: “Then one day, I stopped by his garage to drop his lunch off… and right above his workbench is a frame with a beautiful arrangement of pressed freesia in it. He’d saved every single one I’d given him.”

timrodresized: It’s amazing how everyone has the full names and descriptions of all these people but never report it to anyone.

Morgana: “It sounds like everyone’s starting to get anxious… but considering how fast the days are closing in, the best thing we can do is stay calm.”

timrodresized: This is the last crossword we need to do. I’ll still probably do them anyway.

timrodresized: Tonight, for the first time in months, we meet up with Mishima again. I can tell you exactly why this is: it’s because there’s no one else available tonight.

Mishima: “This book here is all about the latest security techniques, and this is, um… a model gun. It cost me a lot of money…”

timrodresized: Of course Mishima would buy a Glock. You can buy any model gun you want… and you buy a Glock.

Mishima: “Well, yeah! That just goes to show how special it is! I heard they had to completely halt production because people kept mistaking it for a real gun.”

timrodresized: Joker: “Mishima, that’s a Glock 17. It’s one of the most common handguns in the world. There is nothing special about it.”

Mishima: “It was suggested to me by this military buff from the Phandom. I figured I could use a bit of security, since I’m the sole admin of the whole Phan-Site.”

Mishima: “I mean, you guys are getting really popular. There’s been a lot more info on the forum lately too… some of the stuff up there is pretty scary, so it seemed like I might need a little protection.”

timrodresized: So you’re going to do… what exactly, draw your fake Glock… and then what?

Mishima: “I mean, people might come after me if they found out I was working with the Phantom Thieves, right? It’s important I have a way to defend myself in those situations.”

Mishima: “But as I was saying, we’ve had a pretty massive influx of new posts on the forum lately. One of them seems particularly worthwhile. It’s bigger than anything we’ve done so far…”

Mishima: “But if we want to really make the Phantom Thieves famous, we’ll need to go after some flashier targets. Leave this to me though. I’ll get all the info we need, even if I have to put myself in danger to do it!”

Mishima: “By the way, um… do I look any different to you? People keep telling me it seems like I’ve changed recently. I guess I can’t hide my newfound confidence, huh? My true worth will finally-”

Mishima: “Y-Yeah, haha…”

Mishima: “Huh? N-No, I haven’t…”

timrodresized: I mean, why change your number? I spent the better part of two years scrubbing mine after I got it, no thanks to the previous owner who had cleaned out one of those TV rental places and fled the state.

timrodresized: I remember getting dozens of phone calls a day about credit cards and rentals and missed child support payments and having to convince idiots that it wasn’t the same person.

Mishima: “R-Right… ahaha…”

timrodresized: I’d say this is almost a Chad/Virgin meme given that Akiyama is blonde-ish, but that didn’t really take off until 2017.

Mishima: “It’s not what it looks like… okay? You know that one guy in every class who ends up being the butt of all the jokes? That guy was me.”

Mishima: “I’m not going to be that boring guy anymore…! …Sorry about that. Anyway, it’s getting late. We should probably head home. See you later.”

Mishima: “Just so you know, I’m going to work even harder. Not just in managing the Phan-Site, but also help make the Phantom Thieves household names!”

Mishima: “I’m gonna do everything in my power, so you can just kick back and relax!”

Mishima: “What…? N-No, not really… you just go ahead and focus on changing those bad guys’ hearts! Okay, I better go. But we’ll talk again soon, okay?”

timrodresized: Regrettably, it’s Makoto Day again.

Makoto: “His days and nights at work are reversed due to his work, so he often sends me a ‘good morning’ late at night…”

Makoto: "I’m not sure. I’d definitely tell Eiko if he asked me on a date… but for now things are generally pretty normal. Mostly messages like ‘how’s ur bf’ and ‘hope u had a gr8 day 2day.’ "

Makoto: “…Do you think their relationship could actually be serious? Was I just biased to think that all he wants from Eiko is her money?”

Makoto: “I mean, it does sound like a TV show. A lying host that tricks women into debt, then forces them to sell their bodies… but… those kind of things exist in reality as well. Immoral hosts, human trafficking rings…”

timrodresized: Cops that somehow survive being shot and thrown off a boat only to come back and kill everyone because they can’t prove there’s both a serial killer and a human trafficker on board.

Makoto: “My father even mentioned to me about gangs of men that look specifically for depressed women in Shinjuku… they take advantage of the loneliness those girls feel to force them into horribly abusive situations…”

Makoto: “Then after ensuring the girls are buried in crippling debt, they make them sell their bodies to pay it off. There are other ways they force girls into it as well. Blackmail, illegal immigration…”

Makoto: “There are countless victims of schemes like that… countless gangs as well. My father was going after a particularly notorious one when…”

Makoto: “…The impact killed him instantly.”

timrodresized: He got isekai’d? I wonder if her dad had any kind of ambition to be the President of the United States, because that’d explain a lot.

Makoto: “At first it was thought to be an accident… but at the funeral, I overheard my father’s supervisor speaking with my sister. He was saying my father had likely been assassinated.”

Makoto: “They suspected that the gang he was investigating hired the driver…”

timrodresized: Joker’s like “Was it the Taiwanese Mafia, because I mean, at this point you’re so much of a Persona 2 ripoff that I wouldn’t be surprised if they just kinda tossed Baofu’s storyline in there.”

Makoto: “I don’t know. The driver died on impact as well… but apparently, they found drugs in his bloodstream.”

Makoto: “Either way, that gang has been pushed back into the shadows thanks to the Shinjuku clean-up operation… I’m not sure any of it would have happened if not for the incident with my father…”

Makoto: “He truly was, wasn’t he? I wish I could be a little more like him myself… instead, I’ve just been hesitant. That’s actually why my sister became a prosecutor to begin with.”

Makoto: “She couldn’t stand by and watch as evil prevailed over justice… that passion undoubtedly came from our father.”

timrodresized: Joker: “Did she want to become a pastry chef before she became a cop, or does her story at least have an ounce of originality injected into it?”

Makoto: “Our mother passed away many years ago, so when our father was killed, we had to survive on our own. The responsibility… the pressure of that all fell on my sister.”

timrodresized: In the base game, this scene wasn’t that bad - but remember, we already know most of this from the scene Makoto had with Maruki that was added for Royal.

timrodresized: Sure, Royal’s writers could’ve re-written this event to be less repetitive, but instead they’re giving us the usual “Can’t be helped!”

Makoto: “Because of that, she can’t help but talk down on our father at times… she says death is no different than surrender. But… I still look up to him.”

timrodresized: Now this line, this one’s just inexcusable because the scene with Makoto and Sae during the Kaneshiro arc (remember, the one where Sae outright said that?) was in the base game.

Makoto: “I was often lonely because of how much time he spent at work… but seeing him tirelessly pursue one case after the next was nothing short of incredible.”

Makoto: “That was how my father chose to live his life… trying to bring justice and order to the world around him.”

Makoto: "Yeah… come to think of it, there was something he used to say to me all the time… ‘the most important part of your life is how you choose to live it.’ "

Makoto: “Hm… how have I chosen to live? And more importantly, how do I want to live…?”

Makoto: “Now…? You’re right. I can still change my path going forward… to be honest, I’ve been determined to follow the path my sister laid for me… after my father’s death, I wanted to lighten the burden as much as I possibly could…”

Makoto: “O-oh, we were supposed to be talking about Eiko here. Sorry for going so off-topic… you know, I’ve never actually talked to anyone about my father… it’s such a painful memory to look back on…”

Makoto: “But I feel comfortable discussing it with you. And beyond that, I think I understand my life a bit better now… so… thank you.”

timrodresized: Just like the earlier ability by the same name, this ability doesn’t reveal repel/null/drain but shows it in the targeting menu if you already know what they are for whatever you’re targeting.

Makoto: “Mayb I’ll like, skip college n just get married 2 Tsukasa insted… I guess she’s choosing how she wants to live too. As long as she’s sure she’ll be happy…”

Makoto: “U serious abt Kurusu-kun? Wanna hav a double wedding?”

timrodresized: Unfortunately, we’re forced to pick this top option for points. We all know Makoto is going to end up marrying a man-sized baked potato with no sour cream or cheese.

timrodresized: Speaking of marriage, I got a third artist by the name of Yoko (or Yokobox) to do the fourth part of More Like Yusu-Gay, which we’ll see in October.

Makoto: giggle “Don’t be ridiculous. I couldn’t even begin to think about marriage at this point in my life. By the way, can you keep pretending to be my boyfriend for a bit longer?”

Makoto: “That’s the best method I have of keeping tabs on Eiko and Tsukasa. At any rate, thanks for listening to me today. I’ll let you know if anything urgent comes up. See you later.”

Makoto: “I just wanted to talk about Eiko, but I got a little off-topic… thanks for still pretending to be my boyfriend, too. I don’t trust Eiko’s boyfriend yet, so… can we keep this up until I can make a call one way or the other?”

Makoto: “Thanks, I’m counting on you. Let’s see how convincing a boyfriend you can be. I’ll talk to you later. Bye.”

timrodresized: And now it’s time for another Caroline and Justine outing. This day is probably the longest one we have in this update, because we already did Ann’s Rank 10 last update.

Justine: “Listen closely: the place we wish to evaluate for your rehabilitation is… a present-day Tower of Babel.”

Caroline: “It looms high in the heavens - so high that the humans below on earth are no longer even visible to the naked eye.”

Justine: “Such a grand structure would be far too dangerous for humans… we find that we have a duty to investigate. Does this location sound at all familiar to you?”

Caroline: “Well? If you know where it is, then escort us there immediately!”

Caroline: “So it’s named the Skytree, huh? That’s pretty impressive-sounding! It’s no Tower of Babel, but still, quite fine!”

Justine: “Yes, the boldness of the moniker is quite promising. Take us there at once.”

Justine: “And the metal box that took us here… my ears were so tortured by its sounds, I thought I would faint… but as a trial for reaching this place, it was mere child’s play.”

timrodresized: METAL BOXESSSS? Warhammer was a mistake on multiple (simultaneous) levels.

Caroline: “Oh my, what could that tiny thing in the sky be? …An airplane? They truly do appear to be quite cramped inside!”

timrodresized: If Joker ever introduced the twins to 40k, Caroline would absolutely play Chaos. Justine would probably pick Dark Eldar or the Tau.

Justine: “This is quite the view… it almost appears as if we could crush the people below like insects.”

Caroline: “Oh! Justine! Look at that!”

Justine: “Loud as ever… what is it?”

timrodresized: I’m not sure what exactly they’re talking about. It’s probably because I’ve never been in one of those towers.

Caroline: “Are you insane!?”

Justine: “It is most assuredly a trap, Caroline. Any passerby that comes too close to it is clearly doomed. By the way, Inmate…”

Justine: “I’ve heard this Tower of Babel has a path that leads even higher than where we are now, all the way to the heavens…”

Caroline: “WHAT!? Is that true!? Take us there immediately!”

Justine: “Yes, we can see well past the city from here, almost to the ends of the earth. However… Caroline, are you attempting to back out of this?”

Caroline: “Wh-what do you mean by that!? Why would I suddenly get scared after already coming so close!?”

Justine: “Ah, I see… then why not go even closer and enjoy the view?”

Caroline: “Wha-!? Cut it out! If you wanna look so badly, then go DO IT!”

timrodresized: I like that they ask this and not “Why are they in police cosplay?” or “Why is that one carrying a collapsible baton?”

timrodresized: Joker’s like “Wait, you mean you two aren’t invisible to everyone else? But wait… no one in the party can see you… how the hell does this even work?”

Justine: “What a burden… you are the one who should feel humiliated.”

Caroline: “What a great view, though. I see how looking down from here could make a person feel like a god. Hmph. Human desire really knows no bounds, does it?”

Justine: “Yes. It’s no wonder their hearts grow twisted when they’re living in a city frothing with so much desire.”

Caroline: “Well, we’ve learned the secret of the Tower of Babel, so we’ll consider this assignment complete.”

Caroline: “You’d better keep up this progress, Inmate!”

Justine: “Now you will accompany us for our return.”

timrodresized: The 19th is when we were scheduled to do Ann’s Rank 10 event, so I did that off-camera. Instead, it’s burger time.

timrodresized: Correction: It’s burger time after we back out of this dialog and get a luck reading for Guts.

timrodresized: The final burger requires rank four in every social stat except Kindness.

timrodresized: If this was a point and click adventure game, there would be a puzzle where you have to steal the Twins’ selective invisibility to make Ryuji and Yusuke invisible so you can cheat.

timrodresized: We then get seven points to Guts and five to all other social stats that aren’t Kindness. What I wasn’t expecting…

timrodresized: Was that this would rank up our Knowledge to 5. For the record, we were not supposed to get this until the 25th. I have no idea how we went from being behind on Knowledge to being nearly a week ahead. I know those extra luck readings helped, but not by that much.

timrodresized: Of course, social stats aren’t the only thing we’re going to be finishing this update.

Ryuji: “By the way, the track team’s up and runnin’ again. Yamauchi got taken down pretty quick. You know Takeishi’s mom is the PTA prez, right? He told her everything.”

Ryuji: “Wish I coulda seen the look on Yamauchi’s face. I mean, the school can’t ignore the PTA. And as a result, the track team’s back. Our old coach’s fillin’ in for now.”

timrodresized: Wait, what? You said in your Rank 9 that you weren’t going to join the track team again! Which is it!?

Ryuji: “Man, it serves that dick right! What a great feelin’! I think they might even go far in the meet.”

Ryuji: “Hell yeah! Aw crap, the ramen’s gonna get soggy. Let’s eat!”

Ryuji: “To tell the truth, I was scared of facin’ those guys straight up. I couldn’t stand how much they hated me. It only just made me think of how stupid I was…”

Ryuji: “Most of all, it made me remember how I lost my place with them. Hey, this ain’t like me, but… I managed to change ‘cause you were here helpin’ me.”

Ryuji: “I got you all wrapped up in this shit, but you stayed with me 'til the bitter end. …You didn’t abandon me. So… thanks, man.”

Ryuji: “Hahaha… it’s funny, huh? This started out as us trainin’ for the Phantom Thieves. How’d it end up like this? Either way, it’s my turn now. If anything comes up, you tell me. I’ll help you with whatever you need.”

timrodresized: This is just the “If you come here, you’ll find me” scene from FF8. And… cue music… even though Ryuji’s confidant was so meh it really doesn’t deserve it.

Music The Path Is Open

RETURNING PERSONA: Seiten Taisei

Origin: China

First Appearance: Shin Megami Tensei I

Also known as Sun Wukong and Son Goku. Monkey born from a rock who mastered Buddhist magic and ran amok over the heavens until being imprisoned beneath a mountain for five hundred years. Served under the priest Xuanzang on his journey to India. Main character of Journey to the West.

timrodresized: Seiten Taisei upgrades Ryuji’s electric resist to a null and adds resistance to fire. We’re still never going to use him.

Ryuji: “First up: the Phantom Thieves! I’ll be countin’ on you, Leader. And you can count on me too! Hey, now that we’re all fueled up, wanna race to the station?”

Morgana: “I have to agree with Makoto. Who knows how this might turn out…”

timrodresized: After another trip to Chihaya (this time for a luck reading in Proficiency that we probably didn’t need) we’re off to see Iwai. Now, what if I told you that we’re going to max out a second social stat this update?

Iwai: “I’m s’posd to be runnin’ an honorable business here, y’know. …Though honestly, the customers’ve been runnin’ a little thin lately.”

Iwai: “Some guy on the internet’s been claimin’ all my goods’re knock-offs. And once you got a bad rap like that, it’s real tough to shake it.”

Iwai: “…You goin’ through somethin’ similar? I guess you wouldn’t be doin’ any of this if you weren’t, huh… don’t gimme any details though. I don’t wanna know.”

Iwai: “Anyways, I should prolly fill you in on what’s goin’ on here since you’ll be helpin’ me out. I’d bet anythin’ the guy behind that rumor is Tsuda. You remember his name from the diner, yeah?”

Iwai: “Truth is, he’s the second in command of the Hashiba clan. The same clan I was in… back when I was part of the yakuza.”

timrodresized: Joker’s like “Okay, I need to know who your tattoo guy is. I want a dragon on my back and my boyfriend needs a matching one.”

Iwai: “Heh, you got some nerve. Anyways, Tsuda was my sworn brother back in the clan. I got some… unsavory business goin’ down with him now though.”

Iwai: “Problem is, I’m a known quantity in the underworld. One bad step and I’d have guys crawlin’ all over me. That’s why I’ve got you around.”

Iwai: “You look normal, sure… but you got balls, kid. Makes you perfect for snoopin’ on Tsuda. …Hope I ain’t scarin’ you off with all this talk.”

Iwai: “Heh, idiot. But y’know, I’ve got a bit of a soft spot for idiots like you. Anyways, you get the gist of what’s goin’ on now, yeah? You’ll be workin’ with that in mind.”

Iwai: “I expect a lot from you, kid. …Oh, and I’ll add to that special menu, to thank you for getttin’ that info for me the other day.”

timrodresized: I’m not sure what status effects this lets you access, but I’ll be putting these on once we get new guns before the next dungeon. We all know how devastating status bullets were in Persona 1.

Iwai: “…Just go home n’ study, Kaoru. You’ve got entrance exams comin’ up, remember?”

Iwai: “That’s Kaoru… my son. He’s always askin’ me if he can help out here, always worryin’ about what I’m gettin’ up to. sigh But I prolly shouldn’t be tellin’ a kid like you about this…”

timrodresized: Joker: “Look, as long as it gets me the anime gun, I’ll stay quiet.”

Iwai: “Well, you can head home for today. Nice work, kid. See ya next time.”

timrodresized: When I did the recording for this, I was audibly dumbfounded as to how we got Proficiency maxed so early. We’re nearly a month ahead of schedule on that… and then I realized it’s because chalk dodges are worth three points each and we got several of those, along with the bonus for crafting.

timrodresized: Next time, we’ll have two solid days of cutscene as Futaba’s arc comes to a close. We’ll also win the lottery and trade for what I can only assume are severed human limbs.

These Caroline and Justine outings seem like a weird tourism ad campaign. Come see the monuments to human hubris today!

I was reading the Caroline and Justine confidant and got excited when you got all those -kaja skill cards, because I’ve been playing Digital Devil Saga and Nocturne recently. Are buffs as good in Persona as they are in mainline SMT?

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Morgana: “Futaba’s still asleep too… this won’t be good.”

timrodresized: Look, Morgana, this is the franchise where people spent the better part of a month inside an isekai realm in the TV. That’s just how anime works.

timrodresized: Speaking of which, when I was recording this, I listened a little harder than I normally do and I distinctly heard one of the characters say “isekai” when talking about the metaverse.

Sojiro: “…Hey.”

Sojiro: “Same as always. Today’s the day Wakaba passed. I do this every year… here, I’ve got a cup for you too.”

Sojiro: “Futaba reminds me so much of her mother. She’s a smart girl. Doesn’t just go with the flow, either. Wakaba… your work and your kid were so fulfilling for you. Why’d you have to die so suddenly…?”

Sojiro: “…That reminds me, you saw me talking to that prosecutor - I mean, that woman in a suit, right? I remember you were real bothered by it. She might come back, so I guess I should tell you about it.”

timrodresized: Did Sojiro just predict the inevitable Sae cutscene that’ll happen tomorrow, since it’s the end of an arc?

Sojiro: “That woman was trying to get information on Wakaba’s research out of me.”

Morgana: “That’s what we heard in the Palace.”

Sojiro: “You don’t need to know what the research was about. Just know there was some trouble around it. Obviously, Wakaba got dragged into that as well.”

Sojiro: “Now, they ruled her death a suicide… but I’ve got my doubts.”

Morgana: “Doubts? Could she have been killed?”

Sojiro: “Supposedly, there were people who wanted to take her research and use it for their own benefit… don’t get me wrong though. I don’t have a lick of evidence.”

Sojiro: “That’s why I haven’t told Futaba any of this. I don’t want to cause her any more trouble.”

Morgana: “It sounded like she had suspicions of her own based on what she said in the Palace.”

timrodresized: This line might sound kind of stupid, and it’s because it’s a bad translation as far as I can tell. You can clearly hear Sojiro’s VA say “SOS” and I’m guessing the actual line is something like “Right before she died, she sent me an SOS”.

Sojiro: “I brushed it off thinking it was a joke, but if I had just taken her seriously… that’s another reason I took Futaba in… redemption.”

Sojiro: “She went through such horrible things. Those heartless adults just yelled at the poor girl… hey… how do you heal emotional scars?”

timrodresized: Joker’s like “Well first, you go into a stupid dungeon that’s about twice as long as it needs to be, and then you fight a boss that you could beat by doing nothing.”

Sojiro: “I agree. I’m waiting for it to happen, but… Futaba!?”

Sojiro: “Huh?”

Sojiro: “N-Never mind that… how did you get here?”

Futaba: “Uh… I walked.”

Sojiro: “…You’re okay!?”

Futaba: “Was that bad?”

Sojiro: “Th-that’s not it! I’m just shocked to see you out of the house…”

Futaba: “Uh… I’m sorry I worried you.”

Sojiro: “…Ha… It’s all right.”

Futaba: “By the way, what’s the date today?”

Sojiro: “Eh? It’s uh… it’s the 21st.”

timrodresized: I don’t know why they did one of these dialog transition things when it takes like two seconds to get to Sojiro’s house from the cafe. A simple load screen would’ve done it.

Futaba: “Hmph, ‘Medjed.’ Now, how do we cook them?”

Futaba: “Violent much?”

Morgana: “Hey, Futaba? We don’t have much time left. Are you sure you could do this!?”

timrodresized: This is another example of how bad Morgana’s dialog was in the base game. It should be “Are you sure you can do this!?” but apparently they forgot to change that for Royal.

Futaba: “Th-the kitty talked!? Is this a dream? I’m going back to sleep…”

timrodresized: I’m just imagining Joker going “He’s my magical pet. I’m a magical boy. It’s like being a magical girl only without the girl part.” and seeing if Futaba falls for it.

timrodresized: Then again though… isn’t that technically what Joker is? I mean, he does the whole outfit transformation and runs around casting spells and fighting a different monster each week.

Futaba: “…R-right.”

Morgana: “Now hurry it up!”

Futaba: “…Eh, I guess it doesn’t matter. Let’s get cracking!”

Morgana: “I don’t think she can hear me… talk about intense concentration. This place is so messy… I’m surprised she can focus at all.”

Morgana: “Futaba? You should really clean your room a bit.”

Futaba: “…”

Morgana: “She’s not listening… oh well. Just waiting around is boring. Let’s clean the place up.”

Morgana: “Well, Futaba? We’re done on our end. Are you finished yet?”

Futaba: “…”

Morgana: “She can’t hear a word I’m saying… guess we’ll just have to keep waiting.”

Morgana: “Wh-what’s up? Something happened?”

Futaba: “It’s finished.”

Morgana: “Finished? What is?”

Futaba: “Ah, it’s so clean! Why!?”

timrodresized: Futaba is a trash gremlin and we’ve just removed her natural habitat.

Morgana: “We cleaned it. Anyway, is it true? Did you really take care of Medjed?”

Futaba: “I handled them, and someone else handled my room! I don’t understand, but this is good!”

timrodresized: It’s going to take her ages to gather enough trash to rebuild her nest.

Morgana: “Hey, Futaba! What’s wrong!?”

Morgana: “Well, it looks like it’s been taken care of. I guess we should get home and sleep too…”

Morgana: “We should be in the clear now, right…? I don’t know - maybe it’d be better if we just stayed in today.”

timrodresized: Five points to Guts. If I could have gotten a luck reading, I would have… even though we’ll be maxing out Guts by the end of the month.

Ryuji: “Yo, you look tired.”

Ann: “We’ve made ourselves at home.”

timrodresized: I looked up to see if Japan actually has an anti-doxxing law, and I don’t think they do. At least, if they do, I couldn’t immediately find it.

Sojiro: “Aren’t these the guys people have been up in arms about?”

Sojiro: “What’re you all smirking about?”

Sojiro: “Well stop it. You’re gonna drive away all my customers.”

Ryuji: “But there ain’t any customers.”

Sojiro: “Can it… my customers are on summer vacation too.”

timrodresized: I feel like this is more or less the same response Sony had to people who bought the PS3 at launch. “But there ain’t any games!” “Can it… we’ve got Talladega Nights on Blu-Ray.”

Ryuji: “Oh crap, I just realized our break’s almost over!”

Yusuke: “There are still ten days left.”

Ann: “I wanna go somewhere, but we can’t just leave Futaba-chan alone.”

Makoto: “Some things still concern me too, like that ‘research’…”

Makoto: “Good morning.”

timrodresized: Get used to seeing Futaba hiding behind people. This is something they’ll continue into Strikers.

Yusuke: “It seems she’s cautious of us…”

Makoto: “Hey, why don’t we go upstairs? If any customers come, she’ll be even more afraid.”

Sojiro: “Why don’t you go with them, Futaba? Have fun. It’s about time my regulars show up anyway, so I don’t want you guys loitering around my store.”

timrodresized: I’m surprised Hideki Kamiya isn’t busy blocking people on Twitter or making another character action game that inevitably won’t review well.

timrodresized: Just in case you had any kind of questions about what kind of villain Shido is, he’s a generic Metal Gear villain.

Sojiro: “Sorry, I wasn’t listening.”

Sae: “And Medjed was in turn defeated by her real-world hacking abilities? This does correlate to the facts as we know them… if he’s telling the truth, then Wakaba Isshiki didn’t commit suicide…”

Sae: “Did a third party target her life with the goal of destroying her research? Wakaba’s death was two years ago… that also coincides with when the incidents started occurring…”

timrodresized: …And you never thought those two incidents might be connected in any way?

Sae: “Does this other Metaverse user that Madarame and Kaneshiro mentioned… really exist? Earlier, I briefly mentioned about those psychotic breakdown incidents that have alarmed the public.”

Sae: “All of a sudden, people will lose consciousness or become violent… a situation as incomprehensible as that can’t be explained away as ‘troubled social conditions’.”

Sae: “The method involved always muddled the explication, but your story has virtually confirmed its viability. Although, I wouldn’t have expected a new criminal to come to light from your testimony…”

timrodresized: I’m just picturing Joker banging his head on the desk. It only took her what, two dungeons to figure this out?

Sae: “What did your group think of this other Metaverse user?”

Sae: “How self-centered of you. The Phantom Thieves tamper with people’s hearts without asking consent. How is that different?”

Sae: “Well… no matter how you thought of them, there can be no doubting your resolve. Are those incidents because of you or someone else? Either way, I will get to the bottom of this.”

timrodresized: Don’t worry, the game won’t just let us figure this out on our own or anything. It’ll bash us over the fucking head with who the killer is by the time we reach the next dungeon… assuming you haven’t already figured it out.

Sae: “You should know who he is… considering what happened. Your testimony regarding this incident will be serious. I’m sure you understand why.”

Sae: “Answer my next question carefully. What did you do to this Okumura?”

Yusuke: “That means our enemies aren’t limited to Shadows.”

Ann: “I thought the other people were just victims, like the slaves at the castle or the walking ATMs.”

Makoto: “Even though they seem to be alive, they’re only part of the backdrop… the environment. In other words, the Palace ruler determines the form and strength of their cognitions.”

Makoto: “I would have loved to ask Futaba’s mother how far along she was with her research…”

timrodresized: Maybe if they had her research, they could make Makoto less of a camera hog.

Ryuji: “Research, huh… she was lookin’ into that cognitive psience stuff, yeah?”

Makoto: “If we put together all the information we’ve gathered up to this point… abuse of cognitive psience can lead to death, and it may even relate to the psychotic breakdown incidents.”

Makoto: “Considering the ‘cognitive’ aspect, I sense a strong connection between it and the Metaverse.”

Morgana: “On top of that, the research might have been stolen and used by someone else.”

Ann: “You mean those guys that showed Futaba-chan the fake suicide note.”

Yusuke: “If that is the case, those people are unforgivable.”

timrodresized: I don’t understand what the point of showing Futaba the suicide note was in the first place.

Makoto: “Hey, Futaba. Is there anything else you can remember?”

Yusuke: “That smell…”

Ann: “C’mon, no fair…”

Ryuji: “Hey, can I snag a bite?”

Makoto: “Why don’t we take a short break?”

timrodresized: Here’s something I forgot to do up until now. If you count the lines of dialog each character has in this scene, Makoto has twice as much (or more) than everyone else.

timrodresized: The same thing is true for pretty much any scene Makoto is in - she will ALWAYS have more lines than anyone else.

Makoto: “Even if Futaba is a genius, could she really crush an international hacker organization that easily?”

Futaba: “The one who taunted the Phantom Thieves was a guy in Japan. I knew the Medjed members in Japan weren’t anything special, so I wasn’t worried.”

Ann: “How do you know that?”

timrodresized: You’ll notice that nowhere in this cutscene does it explain who the person hijacking the Medjed name was, or why they wanted to target the Phantom Thieves to begin with… and knowing who it is makes the plot make that much less sense.

timrodresized: In the game, you don’t learn who it is until it’s just randomly blurted out in the middle of the second to last dungeon. The anime takes a different approach and shows the person straight out, so I’ll explain it now.

timrodresized: The answer is that the fake Medjed is a nameless president of an IT company working with Organization XIII the random shadowy cabal of people the SIU Director is on the phone with all the time.

timrodresized: What I don’t get though is how exactly the random IT guy would follow through with the whole “I’m going to crash the economy” thing when presumably all of his money is in Japan.

Futaba: “Yep. It was only me at first, back when I was referred to as the hacker of justice. But since I stayed anonymous, a bunch of guys from all over the world started using the name.”

Ann: “And those were the ones committing cybercrimes.”

Futaba: “It was a hassle to expose all of them, so I just left them be.”

Ryuji: “Uhhh… so Futaba was the true Medjed, and we were freakin’ out over some weak-ass dipshits? You should’ve told us from the start, Futaba.”

Futaba: “I discarded the Medjed name a while ago. I’m Alibaba now.”

Makoto: “Futaba, what do you want to do now? Since you know our secret, we’d like you to join our team.”

Futaba: " 'Kay. "

Ann: “Just like that?”

Makoto: “This may even ensure our investigation of Mementos goes along smoothly.”

Morgana: “Well… I guess.”

Ryuji: “Well, Futaba’s real amazin’! She’s gonna be a big help for us, huh?”

Makoto: “Say, Futaba. How did you find out about us?”

timrodresized: Makoto is one of those people from back when I still did MMOs who treated joining a guild like a job interview.

Futaba: “Secret.”

Makoto: “Where did you learn to hack?”

Futaba: “Private.”

Makoto: “When did you obtain the Nav?”

Futaba: “I refuse to answer.”

Yusuke: “At the very least, we need to be able to communicate normally with her.”

Makoto: “What should we do?”

Ann: “How?”

Makoto: “First, we’ll need to help her open up to us. If we each spend an entire day with her, maybe she’ll get more used to being around us.”

Yusuke: “I see. We do have the time, thanks to summer vacation.”

Makoto: “We can begin tomorrow.”

timrodresized: We’re going to have over a week of very long cutscenes coming up. For readability purposes, I’ll probably split them up more.

Ryuji: “Let’s go to the beach! There’ll be tonsa people there, plus we got totally dried out in that desert.”

Ann: “That’s a great idea! I forgot I hadn’t gone to the beach yet!”

Futaba: “Uh, excuse me…?”

Makoto: “I’ll come by tomorrow. See you then.”

Yusuke: “Let me help as well. I don’t have anything planned.”

Makoto: “Thanks. We can set a schedule with everyone else depending on when they’re free.”

Ann: “Okay!”

Sae: “How can I stay calm about this!?”

Akechi: “I understand how you feel.”

Sae: “Thanks to the incident with those hackers, people are calling us incompetent. And on top of that, the Phantom Thieves are claiming justice is on their side. Don’t make me laugh.”

Akechi: “Medjed was dealt with by either the Phantom Thieves themselves, or some avid supporter. There are no tracks whatsoever, so they must be quite skilled…”

Akechi: “Either way, the general public recognizes the Phantom Thieves as the subjugating party.”

Sae: “They’re gaining support and influence much faster than we could have anticipated…”

Akechi: “It is indeed an abnormal situation. I’m beginning to suspect mass manipulation of some kind… it’s even possible that a powerful person is behind them, plotting the psychotic breakdowns.”

timrodresized: Yusuke and Futaba going at each other is going to be an ongoing thing.

timrodresized: It seems like Morgana really doesn’t like his job being taken by Futaba. That certainly won’t become a major plot point.

Morgana: “Training Futaba’s going to be a lot of work - more than stealing someone’s heart.”

Morgana: “…Why is he of all people getting excited about this? Well, the news really did draw a lot of attention. I can’t wait to see what happens.”

timrodresized: There’s a couple of things we can do tonight. First, we can get what is presumably a severed hand from Sakai for a Melon Pan, which we got from the Ginza station gate a few updates ago.

timrodresized: Those people on Gamefaqs were apparently wrong. It’s 50,000 yen.

Morgana: “You’re really lucky! Now you can afford some sushi for me, right?”

timrodresized: Now that we’ve recouped some of the money we’ve been dumping on Chihaya these past few weeks, let’s go see Hifumi.

Hifumi: “…The digital version of the weekly magazine. My father’s deteriorating health, and that he’s bedridden… the fact that my mother primarily supports us… they even reported that my mother works at a night club…”

Hifumi: “Which is… not untrue… but was it really necessary for them to write about all this? Capitalizing on a family’s private matters is just cruel…”

Hifumi: “My family’s troubles have nothing to do with my skills as a shogi player… my mother was furious when she read the article. She said it’ll hurt her career, and that she’ll never forgive whoever wrote it.”

timrodresized: Ain’t gonna forgive! Hifumi even looks like a more detailed Pipimi.

Hifumi: “My father didn’t say anything… he just sat there listening to her. But he looked troubled… my mother told me that we’d be able to easily quell these rumors if I were to become more famous.”

Hifumi: “So now she’s even more insistent on having me do more TV and magazine interviews than before…”

Hifumi: “…Yes. Although I can’t express that to my mother. She’s so happy for me. I always believed that if I worked hard as a shogi player, I’d be able to support us… but I never expected such a destructive article would be written about me and my family.”

Hifumi: “Honestly, nothing good will come from being treated like an idol. People say I’m all looks and no skills. They’re annoyed that I’m in the press all the time.”

Hifumi: “Terrible things have been said about me, suggesting I would do anything to become popular… I’m even starting to be shunned in the shogi world. That’s why my senior acted that way toward me.”

Hifumi: “My father used to practice with me from his sickbed, but his illness has made that impossible. Maybe I should stop playing shogi and just get a job… that way, my family won’t get hurt again…”

timrodresized: I am very disappointed that there’s no ‘maybe you should try getting a job’ option.

Hifumi: “Do what I love…? I love shogi… I don’t want to quit.”

Hifumi: “At the end of the day, I love shogi. I’d never be able to give it up. I was just confused because of that article and how my senior treated me…”

Hifumi: “However, I think I can see my next move… thanks to you. You’re helping me realize a lot about myself, outside of shogi.”

Hifumi: “…Let’s return to the church and play a match. That article has left me somewhat irritated. I’m going to use my secret move: the Eternal Abyss Yagura Gate, and turn the board into hell…”

Hifumi: “…Well? Would you care to face me in a match?”

Hifumi: “Thank you so much for accompanying me today. I needed the distraction. Trying to solve this on my own, I felt caught in a vicious cycle… but you helped me find a new path.”

Hifumi: “…You might make a fine priest yourself. Considering how good a listener you are, I mean.”

Hifumi: “Really? I thought I felt a hidden potential brewing within you… you really are a strange individual. I was supposed to be your teacher, but somehow, the tables have turned. I’m the one learning from you.”

Hifumi: “I would love to keep learning from you. Well then, if you’ll excuse me. I’ll see you at the church.”

Igor: “It seems you freed the heart of a frenzied girl and saved her from her haunted past. chuckle Another step has been taken to rehabilitation… you are progressing quite nicely.”

Caroline: "Our master bestows words of praise upon you! You’d better feel honored!’

Igor: “By the by, more curious information has found its way to your ears. A scientist’s research… it seems that world may secretly be known after all.”

Igor: “Furthermore, that very research has been stolen and is now used by those with malicious intent… I wonder how this will change the approach you take to your rehabilitation…”

Igor: “Allow me to grant you a new power worthy of your current self. Though you have my aid, be sure not to let your guard down. Otherwise you may get swept off your feet…”

timrodresized: In case you’re wondering, no, there was no ability at Rank 7 in the base game. I’m not sure why Igor says “new power” when you don’t get anything until Rank 8 (which will bring our total Persona slots to 12 and make it a fucking nightmare for me to find Lilim and Anzu).

Igor: “We shall again in the near future.”

timrodresized: Next time, we’ll have a series of long cutscenes with Futaba followed by confidant events at night… for the foreseeable future.

In most cases, no. Combat is usually over before it starts, even assuming you’re not grinding for 100%, and bosses are easy enough without them. The only time they’re really good is much later in the game when you have third and fourth-tier spells that are going to get the most benefit out of being buffed and you have Debilitate and Heat Riser to instantly debuff the enemy and buff your party.

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timrodresized: It’s the first update of the Okumura arc. We’re going to be seeing a lot of the same pattern: a long cutscene during the day and confidant event at night.

timrodresized: The approval bar grows to 60% overnight.

Morgana: “Makoto and Yusuke are scheduled for today, huh? I haven’t seen them… what happened to them?”

Morgana: “Looks like we’re meeting up immediately over at Futaba’s. Makoto’s really going about this seriously…”

Yusuke: “Such avant-garde design. You have excellent taste.”

Futaba: “…Mwehehe.”

Makoto: “L-Let’s get started, shall we?”

Morgana: “What do you plan on doing?”

Makoto: “I’d like to simply have a normal conversation. That is the basis of true communication, after all.”

Makoto: “I thought it would be best to start off just by learning some more about each other. Don’t think too hard about our conversation. We’re just going to talk about ordinary topics today.”

Yusuke: “And what do you mean by ordinary topics?”

timrodresized: She’s going to attempt to bore Futaba into submission.

Makoto: “You know, things like food or the weather. Well then, let’s begin with food. What do you like to eat, Futaba?”

Futaba: “Organic ones.”

timrodresized: I don’t know if they intended for her answer to not make sense, or if this is just a bad localization.

Makoto: “Um, that wasn’t exactly what I meant…”

Futaba: “…”

Makoto: “L-Let’s try a different topic! How about the weather? I heard that this heat wave is showing no sign of stopping…”

Futaba: “Dunno. I haven’t been out.”

timrodresized: I love this scene because it’s nothing but Makoto getting owned. If there were more scenes like this I might like Makoto as a character more.

Makoto: “O-oh, right…”

Morgana: “Makoto’s getting overwhelmed…”

timrodresized: Joker: “Ordinarily I would not approve, but this is a bootleg because Blue is missing. Also, Black and Red are missing the little magnets that stop Pink from getting near them.”

timrodresized: I think whoever did this part genuinely forgot that it originated from Innocent Sin. The only place where a green Featherman exists is in the costume set in Persona 4 because they needed one for Chie.

timrodresized: Oh, right. The pose Yusuke puts the figures in is the Ginyu Force pose from Dragonball Z.

timrodresized: The worst part is that I have a Joker Figma I could take out of its box and put his head on say, the Link Figma I have, but that would require effort.

Yusuke: “They appear to be quite shoddily made.”

Futaba: “They’re from ‘Phoenix Rangers Neo Featherman’ !”

Futaba: “No… Yellow and Pink’s heads… and Red’s been hacked to bits… this is all Inari’s fault…”

Yusuke: “Inari?”

Futaba: “You know, inari sushi? The tofu things foxes eat in the old stories? What kind of Fox doesn’t know that?”

Yusuke: “Inari…”

Futaba: “Rghhh, they were in the perfect poses too! It was so much work getting them set up just right! You wouldn’t know aesthetics if it hit you in the face, Inari!”

Makoto: “Yeah…”

Futaba: “Mm-hm. Victory is great for action, and Neo’s got the best transforming suit. So cool.”

Yusuke: “Fascinating. Art depicts a flash of inspiration, but models offer a much different means of enjoyment.”

Morgana: “Huh? take a look at that - Futaba’s having a regular conversation.”

Makoto: “It seems she doesn’t have a problem talking to others as long as the subject interests her. I suppose the topics I brought up were not the right ones.”

Futaba: “So this is all I gotta do? What a breeze!”

Yusuke: “In that case, we should advance to the next step. How about we have her spend time in someone else’s room?”

Makoto: “Yes. She hasn’t had many chances to leave the house yet, so that would be the perfect opportunity.”

Futaba: “Don’t set the bar so high!”

timrodresized: I like to think she’s saying that sarcastically, because as far as I understand it, Futaba was pretty functional (if not a little strange) up until her mother’s death.

Futaba: “Rrrggh… I can’t stand this gung-ho way of doing things…”

Makoto: “I’ve left tomorrow to Ann and Ryuji. Akira will be there as well, so you’ll be okay.”

Futaba: “Can I wear my mask?”

timrodresized: Futaba was probably one of those people who really enjoyed the covid masking mandate.

Makoto: “I-I think it would be best if you didn’t…”

timrodresized: Makoto is like the people across the street who were wearing masks while mowing their lawn.

Morgana: “There’s really no telling how tomorrow’s going to go…”

Morgana: “Lady Ann and Ryuji teaming up honesty worries me… but I guess we’ll see what they can do.”

timrodresized: I took a look at what Iwai’s new part selection is like, since we have to do his confidant tonight. They’re… not what I was hoping for. Shock is honestly the worst status effect since it only opens up the enemy to Physical and Nuclear… but hitting a shocked enemy with a physical attack transfers the shock to you instead. It sucks.

Iwai: “You’ll be on your own though. I gotta take care of some other business. The guy you’re lookin’ for is homeless, but he knows what’s up. He’ll be somewhere in Shibuya.”

Iwai: “Get info on the ‘rumor about the underground deal,’ and don’t act all suspicious. I gotta take care of some other business, so I’m countin’ on ya, kid.”

timrodresized: Joker’s like “Are you going to tell me that the burger place sells weapons because I already tried asking and they don’t.”

timrodresized: Roughly $915,000 at current conversion rates.

Iwai: “It’s nice to hear that comin’ from you, Tsuda-san.”

Iwai: “Welcome.”

Iwai: “Depends on how quick the parts come in. Some stuff’s prolly gonna have to go through customs. How long things get stuck there’s totally outta my control though…”

Iwai: “…That’s right.”

Iwai: “Tsuda-san, please…”

timrodresized: I mean, if he didn’t know now, he’d find out in a couple of years when he has to get background checks done for work.

Iwai: “Fine… I’ll put a rush on your order. Happy now?”

Iwai: “Yeah. sigh Sorry you had to see that. Anyways, how’d it go today? You learn about anything good?”

Iwai: “Huh. So someone made a big deal with the Hong Kong mafia worth 100 million yen… and it happened sometime ‘round New Years… wouldn’t surprise me if Tsuda had somethin’ to do with it.”

Iwai: “I hear he’s been braggin’ all over about a big score he made right near the start of the year. I’ve gotta do some more research into it myself…”

Iwai: “Anyways, nice job. I’m gonna be able to give Tsuda a real scare thanks to the info you gave me!”

timrodresized: The uh, info that you apparently already knew?

Iwai: chuckle “Anyone ever told you how demandin’ you are? But uh… another time, yeah? Man, I can’t wait to see the look on Tsuda’s face. It’s been ages since I’ve felt this excited.”

Iwai: “And it’s all 'cause of you, kid. Turns out you’re pretty useful.”

Iwai: “Well, I’m gonna head home early and spend some good ol’ quality time with Kaoru to celebrate. Damn fine job again, kid. Get on outta here. I’ll see ya next time.”

Iwai: “You definitely got me some good intel. Honestly, I appreciate that… but now Tsuda knows your face. And that could be a real problem.”

Iwai: “You catch on fast. Thanks to that shit today, Tsuda knows we’re connected, at least. Which means that stunt we pulled with Masa ain’t gonna work on him.”

Iwai: “Well, what’s done is done. If one method isn’t gonna work, we just gotta find another. I’ll think about our next move. Until then, don’t do anything stupid.”

Iwai: “When I need help, I’ll get in touch. Hope you’ll be ready.”

Futaba: “There’re no customers.”

Morgana: “So many snacks… what exactly do you plan on doing!?”

Ryuji: “Well, summer vacation’s the time when you lounge around in your room all day.”

Ann: “Yeah, and eating snacks is the best part of that!”

Ryuji: “You’re gonna get fat, y’know.”

Ann: “Shut it!”

Ryuji: “Hey, where’s Futaba?”

Ryuji: “Wh-whoa! Shit freaked me out… that you, Futaba?”

timrodresized: They’re really going to get as much mileage out of that mask as possible.

Futaba: “Anyway, bring it!”

Morgana: “Sheesh. Look like today’s going to be another noisy day…”

Ann: “Uh, it’s you we’re talking about here. There’s no way you were ever a chick magnet.”

Ryuji: “What was that?”

Futaba: “Agreed. As a member of the opposite sex, I sense no charm from you, Ryuji.”

timrodresized: I feel like Futaba really doesn’t count because I feel like she’s firmly in the “buttered shark fins” camp. She’s probably going to try marrying someone over emacs.

Morgana: “Plus, popular guys wouldn’t go bragging about that stuff to other people.”

Ann: “…Hey, are you even listening!?”

Ryuji: “There’s no point talkin’ about wedding dresses right now. None of us have significant others.”

timrodresized: I remind you that it’s entirely possible (and in fact is happening behind the scenes) that Joker and Ann can already be dating at this point.

Futaba: “Yep. I’m not getting married anytime soon.”

timrodresized: This scene is a lot like the way someone on 4chan’s anime board once described Lucky Star: “It’s an anime about a bunch of girls who run out of things to talk about and the only thing left to talk about is food.”

Ann: “Yeah, she doesn’t have any trouble speaking her mind. Seems totally normal to me.”

timrodresized: You know what this really needs? Someone saying Makoto is wrong.

Futaba: “I dunno what normal is… but if this is it, I’m happy.”

Ryuji: “I totally thought you were gonna be some weirdo, but I guess all that worryin’ was for nothing.”

Ann: “Mm-hm, I’m relieved too. I think things should keep going smoothly at this rate. By the way, what’s on the agenda for tomorrow?”

Morgana: “How about we have her try helping around the cafe?”

Ann: “That’s perfect! It’ll be good practice to have her up in front of strangers.”

timrodresized: I think what I dislike about these Futaba cutscenes (and something else we’ll see much later with another character) is that this game kind of has an open disdain for people who aren’t super extroverts.

Ann: “You don’t have to deal with customers if you don’t want to. Maybe you could dry plates in the back?”

Futaba: “Hrgh… nrghhh…”

Futaba: “…I’d be mad if you weren’t.”

Ryuji: “Then it’s all set. We’ll be rootin’ for you, Futaba!”

timrodresized: Why is she surprised to hear that? Ann already told her about it!

Morgana: “You better make an effort tomorrow, Akira!”

timrodresized: Tonight, we have Hifumi’s unique non-rankup event.

Hifumi: “I’d like to teach you shogi at different locations from time to time, to change up the mood. Somewhere outside, without too many people… there may not be many such places.”

Hifumi: “I see… that’s an excellent idea. I know it’s sudden, but I’d like you to take me there. I might be able to think of a good move.”

Hifumi: “The scenery, the sounds, the smells… I’ll be able to utilize all five of my senses… perhaps I’ll even come up with some new ideas.”

Hifumi: “Yes, a different sensibility than usual awakens. It helps one come up with new moves. I’ve opened up new opportunities through shogi.”

timrodresized: Isn’t that kinda borderline Forrest Gump? I mean, that’s half a step away from “Life is like a box of chocolates”.

Hifumi: “I wonder what kind of person you will become… just imagining all the possibilities is fun. giggle I’m starting to get the feeling that a new move will come to me.”

Hifumi: “Well then, now that we feel refreshed… let us play, fair and square!”

Sojiro: “But I’ve never had her do anything like that before. Is she gonna be okay?”

Sojiro: “Futaba?”

Futaba: “D-don’t worry. I did graduate middle school last year… I-I’ll be fine if I just think of this as my first summer job of high school!”

Sojiro: “Well in that case… how about you wash the dishes? Just don’t push yourself too hard, okay?”

Sojiro: “Hey, are you all right?”

timrodresized: So, uh… I just found something out in the middle of working on this update that might be kind of a kick in the dick. I’ll talk about that at the end of the update. It’s going to need a vote.

Sojiro: “Sure thing. …Keep an eye on Futaba for me.”

Futaba: “Oui, oui! Heheh…”

timrodresized: Damn this guy’s a creep, especially given that Futaba is 15.

Sojiro: “Sorry, we’re serving a blend today. Hey, snap out of it. Hurry up and bring him the coffee before it gets cold.”

Sojiro: “When in the world did she… Hey, Futaba. Haven’t I told you not to show up in front of people with that damn thing on? And be more polite when you’re bringing something to a customer.”

Futaba: “But it, um, protects me from the steam!”

Sojiro: “To think Futaba’d go out and talk to a customer herself… mask aside, I’m impressed. Looks like people really can change.”

Morgana: “Futaba’s been working really hard. And then there’s Ryuji. It’s like he doesn’t have a care in the world… he’s gonna get in trouble somewhere down the line if he keeps this up…”

timrodresized: We have another crossword puzzle available tonight. I was going to skip doing these since there’s no point anymore, but the devs put in enough of these that you can keep doing new ones up until the end of the game, so we might as well.

timrodresized: I really wish they had done something like give you EXP for doing optional stat boosters like this once your stats are already maxed.

timrodresized: Before we do anything else, we need to visit Chihaya for both a luck reading (kindness) and an affinity reading with Iwai.

timrodresized: For the first time in several months, we’re doing Sojiro’s confidant.

Sojiro: “These beans are Colombian, a medium-fine city roast. Oh, and don’t let the water boil too much. …You’re gonna be fine. I’ll be here the whole time.”

Sojiro: “…Not bad. Though I guess anyone can do something as simple as just brewing it. Making a blend, on the other hand, is a different story. Mixing beans at random won’t do you any good.”

Sojiro: “That’s because the acidity and the flavor profile all depend on the bean ratio. Pretty deep, huh?”

timrodresized: “Bean ratio” sounds like a term someone would use to describe a cryptocurrency. “Yes, you see, our new coin is indexed to the MSCI Global Bean Ratio and can be exchanged at any time for physical beans in case of the collapse of the global financial system.”

Sojiro: “Oh, somebody’s enthusiastic. If you’re really that interested, feel free to try out whatever combinations you want to. …Oh, but hands off the expensive beans, got it?”

timrodresized: Why does he even carry expensive beans when, as far as we’ve seen at least, he gets maybe two customers a day?

Sojiro: “Next up is the curry. There’s something special about its flavor. The truth is, a scientific genius actually came up with the perfect spice combo to complement my curry.”

timrodresized: Wakaba Issihiki was actually killed by Big Curry to stop her from publicizing the recipe.

Sojiro: “Something about the quantification of taste… there’s no formula for flavor, but it IS pretty damn good. Anyhow, we don’t make compromises when it comes to food service. Our stuff’s gotta wow the customers.”

Sojiro: “This is a tiny shop, after all. Self-satisfaction is the only thing that keeps me going.”

Sojiro: “Haven’t I already told you I don’t have the money? Look at this place. You see many customers in here?”

Sojiro: “If you’re not planning on buying anything, can you please leave? I’m expecting a phone call, so I don’t have time to chat with you.”

Sojiro: “Well…”

timrodresized: Thanks to the yakuza, Joker knows exactly what to do.

Sojiro: “Oh, there’s that social services call I was waiting for. They come 'round pretty often to make sure this guy’s not getting in any trouble. Want me to introduce you?”

Sojiro: “Does he really have nothing better to do…? sigh I guess I should explain what’s going on. He might try and drop by when I’m not around.”

Sojiro: “…That man is an old acquaintance of mine who’s short on cash right now. Looks pretty friendly, yeah? Don’t let him fool you - it’s all an act.”

Sojiro: “I have to say though… I’m surprised you were quick-witted enough to pull that stunt off. You really saved me back there. Thanks.”

Sojiro: “Still… why do you poke around into other people’s troubles? It’s way easier to just ignore them. I guess that’s just the kinda person you are though, huh…”

timrodresized: Are they going to use the exact same plot framing for Sojiro that they did for Kawakami? You bet they are, because Hashino is creatively bankrupt.

Sojiro: “Oh, uh… never mind that. Anyway, that’s it for today. Go… study or something after you close up.”

Sojiro: “Sorry about today. Didn’t mean to get you wrapped up in my problems. I probably don’t have to say it, but if that guy shows up while I’m out, just try to ignore him, okay?”

Sojiro: “Just let him do his thing, and get on with the job. Got it?”

Sojiro: “Good. Whatever he says, just don’t let it get to you. You’re still under probation, so don’t cause a scene, yeah? All right, I’m trusting you on this. Later.”

timrodresized: I’m going to cut the update here. We’ve got three more days before a VERY long cutscene and this way it’s evened out. Next time, we’ll work at the bar, max out another social stat, have an uncomfortable cutscene, and then realize that Akechi is just a badly-written clone of Reiji Kido because Hashino is to creative writing what Kenneth Lay is to corporate governance.

While working on the update that I accidentally posted early, I found out that there’s a minor kick in the dick in this game. It’s going to require a vote, so I’m going to put it up now so I have plenty of time before the next recording.

Persona 5 Royal adds a feature called “Network Fusion”, which is accessible… soon. Network Fusion is the only way to get a number of very powerful skills, notably Almighty Boost and Almighty Amp. Unfortunately, as you can probably tell from the name, it requires you to be connected to the network to use. Connecting to the network requires that you have a fully updated PS4 and a fully updated copy of Royal.

The way Network Fusion works is that it fuses a Persona you upload to the network with a Persona someone else has already uploaded. This means you can potentially get a Persona with Victory Cry on it - Victory Cry is an upgraded version of Life Aid that restores all SP and HP at the end of a battle that is normally locked to a Persona not obtainable until New Game +.

Now, here’s the thing. While I refuse to update my PS4, I could - as far as I understand it - upload my save from my PS4 to my PS5. Doing so is a one-way trip: once it’s on the PS5, it can’t be ported backward unless you have a PS+ account and use the cloud (which would require updating my PS4 and that’s not happening).

If I do this, we would be able to not only access Network Fusion, but also the DLC. As it turns out, the “you have to re-buy DLC” bit was exclusive to Japan: in the US version, all of the DLC from the base game is free. This includes most of the cosmetic DLCs (basically, everyone but Kasumi gets them) as well as some very powerful DLC Personas. Let me make the case for and the case against doing this.

The Case For:

  • If we choose to migrate, we would get access to all the cosmetic DLC and I could show that off.

  • The LP would still largely be console-accurate to a PS4 Pro with an installed SSD. For reference, I am running an original (fat) PS4 with a stock HDD.

  • I could use Network Fusion to make something with Megidolaon and the related boost/amp and destroy the rest of the game so hard we’d see the seams.

  • The free DLC Personas aren’t really that overpowered, and I would refuse to buy the paid ones.

  • I could (in theory) make a strategy that doesn’t involve any DLC Personas or Network Fusion for preservation purposes.

  • I could immediately turn Joker into Jihei or Tatsuya.

The Case Against:

  • Sony or Atlus (or a combination of both) could shut down the servers for Royal at any point, a point that’s become increasingly prescient with Sony’s planned shutdown of the PSP’s online service (and the since-cancelled shutdowns of the PS3 and Vita). That means that someone reading this LP and using it for strategy in 10 years might not be able to do the same thing, especially if I’m relying on Network Fusion as my strategy.

  • The LP would no longer be hardware-accurate to a non-Pro PS4. This means that it could potentially change things like how much I can grind or where I grind because of the reduced load screens and faster room transitions. This is a bad thing because I want to ensure that my overall strategy works regardless of how you’re playing Royal.

  • The game could potentially get “too easy” to the point where I’d be solving combat the way I did in Persona 1 - by spamming Megidolaon at everything. This could cause changes in how I commentate the dungeons that wouldn’t happen if I didn’t have an overpowered build.

  • Even if Sony doesn’t shut down the servers, people in the future playing on a theoretical PS4 emulator or a hacked PS4 (when actual custom firmware or a hack that doesn’t require loading the web browser each time you boot the console is implemented) will not be able to connect to the servers, and thus any strategies involving Network Fusion would not be doable.

  • We would probably never see Joker’s normal clothes again. Or anyone else’s, for that matter.

  • I’m not sure if there’s any tech issues with the PS5 version that could cause me to need to take screenshots in a different resolution.

The Vote

Let me explain your choices here. Please read these carefully before voting, as many of them look similar but are significantly different.

Option 1 - No Holds Barred

Under Option 1, the game is migrated to the Playstation 5. All free DLC is allowed. Network Fusion is allowed.

Option 2 - Costumes and Network Fusion

Under Option 2, the game is migrated to the Playstation 5. Costume DLC is allowed, Personas are not. Network Fusion is allowed.

Option 3 - Network Fusion Barred

Under Option 3, the game is migrated to the Playstation 5. All free DLC is allowed, but Network Fusion is not.

Option 4 - Costumes Only

Under Option 4, the game is migrated to the Playstation 5. Costume DLC is allowed, Personas are not. Network Fusion is not allowed.

Option 5 - No Migration

Under Option 5, the game is not migrated to the Playstation 5. No DLC will be used, and by extension, Network Fusion will not be either.

Option 6 - Hacked PS3

Under Option 6, the game is not migrated to the Playstation 5. Instead, a blatantly cheated clear save is used on my hacked PS3 to show off the costumes from the base game, which are the same ones that are free for Royal. This would require me rushing through the game to September.

With that, please cast your vote.

  • Option 1 - No Holds Barred
  • Option 2 - Costumes and Network Fusion
  • Option 3 - Network Fusion Barred, DLC Allowed
  • Option 4 - Costumes Only
  • Option 5 - No Migration
  • Option 6 - Hacked PS3 Save

0 voters

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timrodresized: In case you haven’t voted on whether to migrate the LP to the PS5, please do so. It’s the post right above this one, assuming no one has commented.

Morgana: “Huh? Do we not have anything planned?”

Morgana: “Just what are they scheming?”

timrodresized: I don’t. There are still accounts on Twitter LARPing as the Phantom Thieves. If I had to be in a Persona game, I’d probably pick Persona 1. I’m pretty sure everyone survives that except Yamaoka.

Futaba: “Hrmm… I dunno. I can’t really tell.”

Yusuke: “People cannot change their deep-seated habits that easily.”

Morgana: “Well, let’s just say you made some progress for now.”

timrodresized: Look at that smile on Futaba’s face. No seriously, it’s kinda creepy.

Ryuji: “Man, those girls’re late. Who do they think they are, makin’ us wait like this?”

Ann: “Hello.”

Makoto: “Please excuse us.”

Morgana: “Looking? Looking at what?”

Ann: “A swimsuit, of course. For Futaba-chan.”

Futaba: “A-A s-s-swimsuit?”

timrodresized: Ssswimsuits, for sssnakes.

Ann: “You don’t have one, do you?”

Futaba: “No, but…”

timrodresized: Oh, right. Speaking of Futaba… remember a couple of updates ago when Makoto asks Futaba what food she likes and Futaba just replies “Organic.” before going on to eat a bowl of instant noodles?

timrodresized: As it turns out, the answer she gives in Japanese is a little more nuanced than that.

Ann: “Okay. Let’s have you try it on right now then.”

Futaba: “N-N-N-Now!?”

Ann: “We don’t have much time left, you know.”

Futaba: “Uh, but… ummm… uhhhh!”

Ann: “I know, right? …There we go. It’s on.”

Futaba: “What the-!? This barely covers anything!”

timrodresized: Why is Joker even here? Like, why does anyone have to be here other than to force me to waste a time slot?

Ann: “That’s normal for a swimsuit. Now, we just need to push these a little more this way…”

Futaba: “Gyah!”

Ryuji: “Push…?”

Makoto: “Are you supposed to move them with that much force?”

Ann: “You gotta put some oomph into this stuff… there! Good to go!”

Futaba: “Whoa, even I’m impressed!”

timrodresized: Oh, it’s one of those pointless “somebody is horny” scenes. Anyway, everything after this line isn’t canon.

Yusuke: “Futaba in a swimsuit, hm…? I suspect that would make a great painting. Perhaps we should ask Makoto about it?”

timrodresized: I don’t really understand how people are horny for Futaba. I just don’t. There is a sizeable horny fanbase for her, and it just doesn’t make sense - you’ll see once we do her confidant.

Ryuji: “ME!?”

Yusuke: “I humbly request you do so as well.”

Ryuji: “Hell no!”

Morgana: “You guys are such children.”

Sojiro: “What’s with all the ruckus upstairs? Something about a swimsuit?”

timrodresized: Wait… they’re upstairs? When I recorded this I thought they were in the bathroom. Joker’s room has a window that looks out onto the street and doesn’t have a curtain.

Ryuji: “Yeah, we’re goin’ to the beach pretty soon so they’re tryin’ some swimsuits out.”

timrodresized: Joker: “People are being horny in my room and I’m going to need to fumigate it again.”

Sojiro: “Futaba’s going to the beach… I didn’t think I’d ever see her take that much interest in going outside again…”

Ann: “All flattery aside, I think it looks really great! Now you just gotta get rid of those round shoulders. Come on, straighten out your back.”

Futaba: “R-right…”

Sojiro: “She might be some trouble, but I hope she can make some great memories with you guys.”

Morgana: “The chief had such high expectations of us. We need to work harder to help Futaba make some good memories.”

timrodresized: Tonight, we need to work at the bar. Doing this twice gets you the information for a Mementos request.

timrodresized: Working at the bar gets you Kindness, and ordinarily we’d go right for Chihaya first - except it’s raining, and that means no Chihaya.

timrodresized: The second Joker tries to ask this, Yusuke slams the door open and goes “YES!”

timrodresized: …Did Morgana just casually drop that he’s bisexual? I mean, I know he probably didn’t because Hashino, but still. I didn’t even remember this from my base game run.

timrodresized: Maybe I need to call Salty Vanilla again. (Edit: I called Salty Vanilla again.)

Morgana: “I was hoping that we’d get some more information about our target here… but I guess it’s not that easy. Let’s stop by here a few more times…”

Ryuji: “Let’s see… wanna eat together? Y’know, like how we had hot pot that one time.”

Yusuke: “That may be a good idea. It’ll be a great way to strengthen our intrasquad friendships.”

Futaba: “I-I can do that!”

Ryuji: “Okay, I’ll take a cola and an omelette with rice. Oh, and make that a large please.”

timrodresized: I get why they localized “omurice”, but it’s not like most people couldn’t figure out what that is given that it’s a portmanteau of two words that exist in English.

Yusuke: “I’d like the same.”

Yusuke: “Of course I can. There is no doubt in my mind.”

Ryuji: “Dude, you’re missin’ the point here. We’re supposed to be helpin’ Futaba, not stuffin’ our faces.”

Futaba: “I want the same. Extra large.”

Ryuji: “Damn, Futaba! I’m impressed!”

Yusuke: “Indeed, your appetite is quite nice to see. I much prefer that to women who don’t eat a lot.”

Futaba: “…You’d better not be hitting on me.”

Yusuke: “How rude!”

Yusuke: “Will you stop that!?”

Ryuji: “So does this mean… her training’s goin’ good?”

Ryuji: “Let’s go with that then…”

Sojiro: “Hey, let me make you guys some after-meal coffee. It’s on me.”

Yusuke: “Thank you.”

Futaba: “I want iced cocoa!”

timrodresized: I had no idea that was a thing until now. I’d go make some, except I think the fridge’s ice maker is still broken.

Sojiro: “You can’t handle bitter stuff either, right? Iced cocoa sound good?”

Ryuji: “Yeah, definitely! Extra cold, please!”

Morgana: “Looks like we know when we’ll actually finish up now. The beach is finally within reach!”

timrodresized: We’re going to see Hifumi again tonight. If you’re wondering why we’re seemingly rushing through her confidant, it’s because she’s probably the second-most available night confidant (after Kawakami).

Hifumi: “The battlefield is mine… the Ultimate Togo Kingdom is complete.”

Hifumi: “But to think you could stay standing after being struck by my Silver Infinity Sword… you’ve improved, considering that you endured the Climbing Silver so early in the match.”

timrodresized: Joker: “I think we both know the Silver Infinity Sword is going to be on the 2017 banlist.”

Hifumi: “The determination I’m sensing from you is a real inspiration. I must think of a new move… I’m afraid you’ll surpass me one day, if I don’t stay sharp.”

Hifumi: “The exhibition match against the pro my mother was talking about has been confirmed. He’s a very famous shogi player… I’m aiming to be the first woman to reach the pro rank league.”

Hifumi: “I’m sure it will draw a lot of attention, especially after that article… however, I don’t intend to lose. This is my chance to display my true skills… I confess I am a bit scared, though.”

Hifumi: “You’re right. However, that also means I have a chance of winning, even though my opponent is ranked higher.”

timrodresized: She’s got a 33.3% chance of winning until you add Kurt Angle to the mix.

Hifumi: “To be honest, I’m not sure how well my skills will hold up against a true professional.”

timrodresized: Morgana: “Why don’t we just make Joker into an idol instead? He’d look great in a dress!”

Hifumi: “…Thank you. So, um… there’s a move I want to try out. Would you like to play another match…?”

Hifumi: “Thank you very much. Strategically place your pieces in the enemy’s zone to increase your chances of going gold. Be sure to use that tactic in your next match. For today, try and steal the pieces you want from me.”

timrodresized: Narikin is going to change how we pull off the Greatest Weapon. Instead of continually looping battles and then applying the bonus from Chihaya, the process looks like this:

timrodresized: First, you get an ambush and knock everything down. You negotiate, ask for money, ask for money again (the first time is a near-guaranteed success) and then immediately end with an All-Out.

timrodresized: I believe the bonus from Narikin stacks with the bonus from Chihaya, so you’re getting something like three to four times the money… and even more in Mementos where you have the bonus from Jose.

Hifumi: “Well then, let’s begin the match. I hereby place this golden mantle upon your shoulders. Don it with pride…”

Sojiro: “Hey, are you there? Sorry, but I need your help with the dishes.”

Futaba: “Help with the disheees!”

Morgana: “Is Futaba here, too? That means we’re not only helping out at the cafe, but we’re also babysitting Futaba today too… well, the faster we get started, the faster we finish!”

timrodresized: Today is actually another one of those days where it was an Akechi confidant day in the base game… and they left it in because popularity polls.

Futaba: “Orange juice. 100% natural.”

Sojiro: “That reminds me, you’re going to the beach tomorrow, yeah? Go have fun, and make up for the fireworks. Just try not to cut loose too much.”

Futaba: “Fireworks?”

Sojiro: “Oh yeah, you wouldn’t know. He tried to go to a firework festival, but it got rained out. Not only did he get crushed in the crowd, but he came home looking like some kinda drowned rat.”

Futaba: “Fireworks, huh…”

timrodresized: Today’s the day we learn one of the two reasons that I despise Akechi.

Sojiro: “Oh… welcome.”

Akechi: “Oh! You’re…”

Sojiro: “Huh? You know each other? Wait, aren’t you…”

Akechi: “I’m Akechi.”

Sojiro: “Oh yeah, the one on TV and stuff. So what brings you here, Mr. Detective?”

Akechi: “This place is more than I imagined it to be. The atmosphere is wonderful. No wonder Sae-san recommended it so strongly to me.”

timrodresized: There’s an awkward line they forgot to fix.

Akechi: “Oh no, that’s not my intention. I just came to enjoy some coffee.”

Sojiro: “Oh…”

Akechi: “And she is…? Oh, you must be Wakaba Isshiki’s…”

Sojiro: “What’ll it be?”

Akechi: “I’ll have whatever you recommend.”

timrodresized: There’s no points here, so I can dunk on Akechi all I want.

Akechi: “…Did I bother you? My apologies.”

timrodresized: If you’ve read the Persona 1 LP, you’re probably going “Wait a second, this seems familiar…” and it is, because this is almost exactly the same backstory Reiji had. The only difference is that Reiji’s mother is alive.

timrodresized: Now, I’ll admit that Reiji didn’t really have much of a personality in Persona 1 apart from “Kandori ruined my life and now I want him dead” but I think Satomi Tadashi realized that.

timrodresized: I might be a little cynical here, but I feel like Hashino realized that Akechi has no personality either (apart from “I hate those Phantom Thieves!”) and tried to pave it over by making him a bishounen type.

Akechi: “Ah, yes. Medjed… to think they’d be taken own by another hacker. I’m not sure whether Medjed was defeated by the Phantom Thieves themselves or an avid supporter…”

Akechi: “Um, you’re… Futaba-chan, right? Sae-san told me about you. Many kids your age seem to be fans of the Phantom Thieves… do you like them too?”

timrodresized: He says this, and he’s two years older than she is.

Akechi: “What’s the matter?”

Futaba: “…You’re popular too, Ace Detective Akechi.”

Akechi: “Thank you. Although I’d rather not be compared to people like the Phantom Thieves, if at all possible.”

Akechi: “I would never have thought you’d be boarding at this cafe… we seem to share some kind of bond.”

Akechi: “Oh, that’s a shame. I believe that fate brings people together. It’s strange, but talking to you is thought-provoking.”

Futaba: “Can we? I bought some.”

Futaba: “I went by myself. I just ran into Mona on the way back.”

Morgana: “I was worried, so I decided to follow her. She was able to buy everything on her own though. If she can do that, she should be good to go. Plus she did a great job dodging that ace detective.”

Morgana: “C’mon, don’t get the smoke on me!”

timrodresized: Why doesn’t he just move?

Morgana: “Will you listen to - cough

Sojiro: “Hey… the cat doesn’t like the smoke! Keep the flames away from him.”

Futaba: “Daaaaang! I made a huge one! Sojiro, look! Look!”

Sojiro: “R-right. Just be careful, okay? Memories of summer, huh…”

Morgana: “Make sure you keep an eye on her. It’s tough enough going solo, let alone watching over someone else. Still, going to enjoy the beach… we can finally have a good time!”

timrodresized: We need to go to Chihaya for a kindness reading. She also has some new dialog I missed, so I had to get it on the readback.

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timrodresized: Next is our usual Sunday ritual. This is the last time we’ll ever have to grip and sip. The guide has us do it one more time next month for some unknown reason, because even if we were on schedule we’d have no use for it as it’s knowledge points.

timrodresized: There’s only something like two playable Sundays between now and when we max out Kindness, so even if I did it every time it wouldn’t rotate back to Kindness in time to be useful.

timrodresized: We then feed the plant. This is the second to last time we’ll need to do it.

timrodresized: We’ll end the update by working at the bar again.

timrodresized: On Sundays, working at the bar raises Kindness and one other social stat depending on who you talk to. In this case, we’re going for Guts.

timrodresized: And with that, we’ve maxed out Guts. We now have the stats necessary to complete all the confidants except for Sojiro’s - we’ll need Kindness maxed for that.

Morgana: “Hey, did you hear that? Isn’t that the same guy Mishima mentioned before?”

timrodresized: That reminds me of one of the dumbest D&D supplements ever written.

timrodresized: Lala pays the best of any job because of course she does. Next time, we’ll have Persona 5’s version of the camping scene in Persona 4, complete with the return of everyone’s least favorite offensively stereotypical gay couple. Seriously, I have more screenshots for the 29th than I do for either of the last two updates.

After thinking about it for a bit, I voted for No Holds Barred. Partly because there were 2 votes before me and I decided to be a tiebreaker, but also I don’t think this is the kind of LP are going to be relying on for strategy, even if it’s 100%.

I had a suspicion of who the other Metaverse user is by using Ebert’s Law of Economy of Characters. Then you said who it was on a stream lol.

Ryuji…please…there are so many things wrong with this sentence I don’t even know where to start. So I think I’ll just go with “The Phantom Thieves wear masks”.

Sometimes you need to look beyond what’s within and focus on appearances. Actually, I think that was the original tagline for P5 before they changed it to ‘You are a slave. Want emancipation?’

I’ve been a little puzzled why you dislike Akechi so much, not because I think he’s great but because I don’t feel like any of the P5 characters are particularly appealing. Then I caught part of one of your streams and heard his voice and gah it’s so bad.

“It’s YOUR TURN to wear the maid dress!”

Also I get their hearts are in the right place but it still hurts me a bit to see the gang immediately pushing Futaba into going to a crowded beach. Like… taking control away from someone who’s been isolating themselves and trying to rush them into something just has my skin crawling. But I guess it’s all okay because metaverse true companions bonded by their hearts yadda yadda.

Yeah, I apologize, I didn’t think anyone actually watched my streams. It doesn’t really matter if you know who the killer is anyway… but you might want to not watch my most recent recording because I think there I mention why I hate him.

The reason I dislike him is because of something that happens in the expansion content. In fact, I think I can explain without spoiling anything - the design for the expansion content in Royal was more or less based entirely on popularity polls, disregarding almost entirely whether or not any of those design decisions made sense or were consistent with the base game’s plot.

It probably would’ve been better had they stuck with Futaba’s original design. In the original designs, Futaba was a goth who was just antisocial rather than being traumatized. They got rid of it because Hashino saw it as “too cliche”. I’d almost say they should’ve done it and then had her mother be Yukino, but that would require Hashino to touch the Persona 1 plot and… no.

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timrodresized: I hope you’re all ready for an entire day that is just one big, long cutscene. It should be good preparation for September as a whole, because half of September is a filler arc.

Sojiro: “Make sure you don’t let any dudes try to hit on her.”

Sojiro: “Don’t do anything that’ll make you stand out, moron. Just act with your brains, okay?”

Futaba: “Hey, can we go already?”

Sojiro: “Are you sure you’ll be all right?”

Futaba: “It’s just a day trip! Don’t underestimate me!”

Sojiro: “R-Right… sorry. Guess I just have to let it go. Have fun, but be careful you two.”

timrodresized: Wait… why is Yusuke drinking Gaia, which I can only assume is Chaos-brand water? Yusuke’s very clearly going to be neutral like his boyfriend.

timrodresized: Joker’s just showing off for Yusuke. This entire cutscene is non-canon for the Gay Yusuke Route. I’ll let you know when it’s canon again.

timrodresized: Of course there’s close-ups on Ann. What did you take this for, a game directed by someone who wasn’t forced out of his job?

timrodresized: This is a direct reference to an intro from Lupin III Red Jacket, where Lupin does a dive in mid-air (losing his clothes in the process) into Fujiko’s bed only to have her kick him out.

timrodresized: There’s almost no way Ann and Ryuji are not going to wind up in a love triangle with Shiho.

timrodresized: I like to think that Joker and Yusuke have not actually ascended to the astral plane and this was just a fuckup by the anime studio.

timrodresized: Of course Yusuke would wear a hoodie to the beach.

Ann: “Why don’t we eat lunch too?”

Ryuji: “I’ll go get some stuff for us then.”

timrodresized: I like that they used the cut-ins for this because it makes it feel like a Phoenix Wright courtroom case. “Objection! You can’t just eat instant noodles all day every day!” “Take that! Yes I can! Watch me!”

timrodresized: Yusuke looks like he’s trying out for a role in The World Ends With You.

Ryuji: “What’s up Makoto? You ain’t eatin’ much.”

Makoto: “Oh, um…”

Ryuji: “Not feelin’ well or somethin’?”

Morgana: “You just don’t get it, do you, Ryuji? When a girl’s in a swimsuit, she wants to look as slim as possible. Still, you’re worrying too much. Did you make sure to eat breakfast?”

Futaba: “Mona lacks tact.”

Ryuji: “So, whadda we do now? Should we play some beach volleyball?”

Ann: “Oh, sorry. Us girls already made plans to ride a banana boat.”

Makoto: “We could only rent a three-person one. Sorry.”

Ryuji: “Wait… then what about us?”

Ann: “Keep an eye on our stuff.”

Ryuji: “Hell no! Why you gotta treat us like that!? We’re celebrities makin’ headlines! You should treat us better!”

Morgana: “B-But… Lady Ann…”

Futaba: “Can we get to the banana boat already?”

Makoto: “Oh, sorry. We’ll go now.”

Ryuji: “We risk our lives bein’ the Phantom Thieves. There’s no way we’re the same as other guys around here. Shouldn’t we be havin’ more good times in reality too!?”

Ryuji: “We’re special, man. Don’t you agree, Yusuke?”

Yusuke: “Well… if you put it that way, you may be right.”

Ryuji: “Ann and the others don’t get it 'cause they’re always around us.”

Morgana: “Hey, how do we get Lady Ann to notice how amazing we are as Phantom Thieves?”

Ryuji: “Well, we gotta steal… you-know-what.”

Ryuji: “Ann made fun of us and all. Let’s show her what we’re really made of.”

Morgana: “I see. I just need to prove my skills in reality as well…”

Ryuji: “Let’s steal all the hearts with the skills we’ve honed as Phantom Thieves! I’m sure girls will be all over us, considering the vibes we give off!”

Yusuke: “Very well, let’s do this. Pulling off our work in reality doesn’t sound bad.”

Ryuji: “It’s settled then. So… Mona, you’re in charge of watching over our stuff, okay?”

Morgana: “Huh?”

Ryuji: “All right, let’s hurry up and go.”

timrodresized: This upcoming scene is definitely not canon, apart from its purpose as evidence that Hashino is creatively bankrupt.

Ryuji: “I dunno… the ocean just looks bland to me…”

Ryuji: “C’mon, it ain’t over yet! I’m goin’ for a miracle comeback!”

Yusuke: “Hmm… did someone follow us here? Something tells me we’re being watched…”

Ryuji: “Really? You think… one of those girls changed her mind?”

timrodresized: And, of course, it’s our least favorite offensive stereotype. The dialog in this scene was also changed heavily from the base game.

Ryuji: “What are YOU guys doin’ here!?”

Ryuji: “I-I don’t think I felt what you guys were hopin’…”

Ryuji: “By the way, where’s Yusuke?”

timrodresized: This scene is now canon again.

timrodresized: Yusuke has acquired lobster. I’m really disappointed there’s no DLC that changes his weapon to a pair of lobsters because that’d own.

Ryuji: “Uh, what’re you doin’ with those lobsters?”

Yusuke: “While you were busy with your interrogation, I found these beautiful specimens on sale. And so, I decided to spend the last of my money on them.”

Ryuji: “Man, you’re real hopeless when it comes to cash… wait, you were watchin’ us!? Why didn’t you help!?”

Ryuji: “Good for you…”

Ann: “Are you even listening to us!?”

Ann: “That’s what we’ve been saying from the start!”

Makoto: “It’s far more interesting than anything involving you two.”

Makoto: “Thanks for coming in like that. Those guys just wouldn’t stop pestering us.”

Makoto: “To be honest, I was nearly at my wits’ end.”

Yusuke: “By the way, where are Futaba and Morgana?”

Futaba: “Ooooh! Are those lobsters? One in each hand!?”

Ann: “I was wondering about that myself.”

Morgana: “Are you going to make them into sashimi? Or perhaps roast them whole!?”

timrodresized: I wish I could gif properly because there’s this animation that plays of Futaba desperately trying to grab Yusuke’s lobsters and it actually works really well.

timrodresized: Yusuke’s going to raise those lobsters until they’re big enough to be his Persona.

Ryuji: “We did tons of stuff today. All in all, I guess comin’ to the beach was pretty worth it!”

timrodresized: This is supposed to be Makoto spiking the ball, even though it looks like Ryuji is holding an oversized sword.

Yusuke: “Agreed. Let’s pack up.”

Ann: “Futaba seemed fine in the crowd too, so it looks like she’s overcome her last exercise.”

Ryuji: “Hey, Futaba. We’re goin’ home. Stop standin’ around and help us.”

Futaba: “All this time, I thought that it was my fault that my mom died.”

timrodresized: We, uh, kinda know that already.

Ryuji: “Uh-huh…”

Futaba: “It’s because everyone said that I killed her. Everyone looked at me thinking I was a murderer. I ended up hating this world. That’s why I shut myself in and covered my ears.”

Futaba: “I wished… I wished my mom would come back to life. Sometimes, I’d wake up and think it was all a dream. But nothing had changed in the world.”

Futaba: “That’s why I’d sleep again. It’d be a repeat of that…”

Makoto: “Ah…”

Futaba: “How she’d work late into the night. How she’d wake up early and make me a boxed lunch every day. How she’d do her best to further her research. How she’d scold me for peeking at her notes.”

Makoto: “It was cognitive psience, wasn’t it?”

Futaba: " ‘The cognitive world can become distorted through desires. If it becomes distorted, a person begins exhibiting problematic behavior in reality. That cognitive world disappears when you remove its core, and further problematic actions stop.’ "

Ann: “Isn’t that about Palaces?”

Morgana: “That’s the Metaverse! She knew about that?”

Futaba: “It made no sense back then, but now I understand, after it actually happened to me. All I thought about was my mom. I was trapped in a cognitive labyrinth.”

Futaba: “I couldn’t get out of it. There was nothing I could do by myself.”

Ryuji: “That’s why you asked us to steal your heart? That’s a huge jump in logic in so many ways!”

Futaba: “At first, I didn’t believe the rumors about the Phantom Thieves… that they steal hearts. But I overheard you accidentally. I learned that you were near me.”

Yusuke: “Overheard? Ah, the bug… so why were you listening in on Leblanc in the first place?”

Ryuji: “Talk about an awful hobby…”

timrodresized: Get used to this, because this is exactly what most of September is going to be like.

Futaba: “I thought, maybe the Phantom Thieves could cure my heart.”

Ann: “You could’ve just told us from the start…”

Futaba: “You might’ve been wary of me if I asked out of nowhere. And besides, you could’ve been bad guys. That’s why I cautiously got in contact with you. I checked many times to see how you’d react.”

Makoto: “Yes, you had us twisted around your little finger.”

Ann: “But, Futaba, you didn’t talk to anyone besides Boss for a long time, right? You must’ve needed a lot of courage to contact the Phantom Thieves.”

Futaba: “…There were two reasons for it. One was Medjed’s taunt. The Phantom Thieves were so pitiful, it frustrated me. I would’ve been in trouble if they got disbanded too…”

Yusuke: “Indeed. You were our only hope.”

Futaba: “The other was what I heard through wiretapping Leblanc. Sojiro was being blamed with lies, like abusing me… he was being threatened to spill everything about my mom…”

Ryuji: “Talk about makin’ shit up.”

timrodresized: For the first time, Makoto thinks “Is my sister kind of a bitch?”

Futaba: “It made me sad, and it hurt. I thought, I have to save Sojiro. I gotta do something.”

Ann: “So that’s why…”

Futaba: “But the Phantom Thieves… I didn’t think you guys would be taking such risks for me. I didn’t think you’d worry about me so much. I’m sorry I acted like I doubted you guys.”

Ann: “Do you believe in us now?”

timrodresized: If the poll’s right, 60% of her believes in John Persona.

Futaba: “Yeah, I can tell. You aren’t bad guys. That’s why I have a request. Let me join your team.”

Ryuji: “There’s nothin’ to join. You’re already one of us.”

Futaba: “I’ll be honest. Changing people’s hearts isn’t my goal. I want to learn what happened to my mom… the reason why she was killed.”

Yusuke: “Killed?”

timrodresized: I wish all the people who played Persona 5 as their first one would play Innocent Sin.

Ryuji: “Is this about mental shutdowns?”

Yusuke: “Then, the criminal that Kaneshiro mentioned…”

Makoto: “Yes, that could be the case. I don’t like pursuing this line of thought, but perhaps your mother’s Shadow was…”

Futaba: “I don’t know for sure… but, right before my mom died, she didn’t seem right.”

Ryuji: “In what way?”

timrodresized: A minor spoiler, but we’ll see someone have a mental shutdown fairly soon, and it’s really obvious to everyone looking what’s going on.

Futaba: “No matter how much I talked to her, she wouldn’t answer back. And she didn’t jump into the road. It was more like she collapsed and fell in… that’s why I thought what was written in the notes was real and looked into it.”

Futaba: “I read books, checked theses that were released online… I even snuck into the networks of various research labs to look at their classified data.”

Ryuji: “That’s why you’re good at hacking… what kind of brain do you have?”

Futaba: “But, I didn’t figure anything out. My mom’s research was nowhere to be found. She was killed by someone, and her research was treated like it never existed.”

Futaba: “I bet it’s them… those adults in the black suits who read the fake suicide note. I’ll never forgive them.”

timrodresized: We know all this already!

Ann: “Futaba…”

Futaba: “If I stay with you guys, I think I can find out more about that world. Then eventually, it might even lead to those men in black.”

Futaba: “It’s a super-personal reason why I wanna join you… is that okay? Or would I just be dead weight?”

Ryuji: “Well, she was more useful than you, as a matter of fact.”

Morgana: “Hey, that’s inexcusable!”

Makoto: “This is what our Phantom Thieves are like, but I hope we get along, Futaba.”

Futaba: “Thanks.”

Ann: “Let’s leave those two be… why don’t we lose no time and decide on Futaba’s code name?”

Futaba: “What’s that?”

Ann: “It’s not cool if we called each other by our real names.”

Yusuke: “Joker, Skull, Mona, Panther, Queen… and I’m Fox.”

Makoto: “In Futaba’s case… ‘hacker’ wouldn’t be right, would it?”

Ann: “Mech?”

Yusuke: “PC?”

timrodresized: Yusuke actually says “Paso-Kon” rather than the English “PC”.

Futaba: “No.”

Ryuji: “Haha, in your face!”

Ann: “Do you have any good ideas for Futaba’s code name?”

timrodresized: I can’t remember if I’ve mentioned this or not, but Futaba is the only party member to have a different code name in English. In Japanese, her codename is “Navi” (which is a standard Japanese abbreviation for the English word “Navigator”).

timrodresized: The localization chooses “Oracle” instead. I will be replacing it with the Japanese codename any time it comes up in dialog. The reason for this is that in several places (I believe it happened on Futaba’s stat screen in the base game and I know it happens in Strikers) they left the “Navi” name in on some of the graphics. The replacement was lazy and kind of unnecessary.

Futaba: “I’ll curse you.”

Makoto: “What would you want it to be, Futaba?”

Futaba: “Hm… ‘Navi’. With my vision, I’ll guide you all to victory.”

Ann: “Sounds great.”

Ryuji: “Then, Futaba’ll be Navi.”

Futaba: “But man, I never dreamed that the rumored Phantom Thieves would be so close!”

Morgana: “Same goes to you. To think you’d be the daughter of a Metaverse researcher… talk about a mysterious fate.”

Makoto: “Should we get going then?”

timrodresized: Well, looks like someone’s about to die.

timrodresized: It’s still kind of strange to me that they’re basing most of this game’s plot on a single scene from Innocent Sin that’s entirely possible to skip.

Morgana: “Dammit, Ryuji! You always find the worst possible things to say!”

timrodresized: There’s also a missable photo you can get over Joker’s IM.

timrodresized: Before we move on, there’s one thing I want to show off in the Thieves Den because it’s kinda funny.

timrodresized: You can run around as Futaba, and she runs like Sonic. Futaba doesn’t have a run animation because she’s never seen in battle, but I can imagine her just off-camera running like Sonic at all times.

timrodresized: I’ll leave it up to the reader to determine what species her Sonic OC is, because we all know she has one.

timrodresized: I hope you’re ready for a confidant event that is not going to make a lot of sense.

Ohya: “You brought me some news, right? Sorry, but let’s go somewhere else. You can give me the info later. We gotta get outta here quickly. Someone problematic might’ve found out about us…”

Ohya: “This is really annoying… where is that idiot!? Crap… hide!”

Ohya: “Ch-Chief? What are you doing here?”

Ohya: “N-no, not at all! Ohhh, it looks like my battery ran out. I’ve been busy covering the Phantom Thieves, so…”

Ohya: “Th-that’s ridiculous… I’ve been hot on their trail lately. Who told them that…?”

timrodresized: Couple of things I don’t get here. First, isn’t she off the clock by this point? I think she mentioned it during one of her other confidant events.

timrodresized: Second, why isn’t she going “Oh, I’m here interviewing for a Phantom Thieves piece” which is actually what she’s doing. She wouldn’t even be lying.

Ohya: “I’m honestly not. I just…”

timrodresized: This is like being asked what you’re doing at work and replying with “Oh, I’m just running a meth lab in my spare time. Don’t worry, there haven’t been any explosions… yet.”

Ohya: “Yup. That’s why I’m being so discreet about it. Who knows what laws we might be breaking. I guess keeping our tryst a secret is tougher than I expected. Maybe someone saw us out somewhere.”

Ohya: “So what, you decide I’m lying and that’s that?”

Ohya: “W-wait… we’re totally dating, aren’t we, sweetie?”

timrodresized: This is like going from “Yeah so I’m running a meth lab” to pulling out your phone showing a live feed of the meth lab and then as soon as you do the entire thing goes up in flames and explodes.

Ohya: “See!? Oh and he’s the one who asked me out, so don’t go thinking I’m some kind of cradle robber.”

timrodresized: “Now see, what I didn’t tell you is WHY I made the meth lab and the reason is because of a hallucination I had while taking the mushrooms I’m growing under my shed.”

Ohya: “H-Hey, that’s sexual harassment! And besides, our love is something that defies both age and logic!”

Ohya: “Of course. So… can we go now?”

Ohya: “Huh…!?”

Ohya: “Arrogant bastard, ain’t he? He’s the kind of guy all the girls at the bar would instantly turn down. Anyway… that was a real surprise.”

Ohya: “Not only are you a good source of info, you’re not half bad as an actor either. You’re honestly the type of guy I’d wanna grab drinks with after work… too bad you’re underage.”

Ohya: “Well, I guess that’s it for today. Don’t stop in any weird shops on your way home, okay?”

Ohya: “You’ve got some real acting chops! Man… they really saved me today. Once I got back to the editorial staff, all they asked for was my daily report. I couldn’t believe it!”

Ohya: “You seem like a handy kid to know. Expect another call from me soon - I could use the help! And I’ll repay you with the power of journalism, of course. I’ll write you a solid article on the Phantom Thieves.”

Ohya: “Wow, so dependable! I like guys like you. …But man, you’ve got a whole lotta guts for a high-schooler. Well, I’m sure we’ll gradually get to know each other better, so…”

Ohya: “Let me know if you get any more juicy info! Okay, bye!”

Ryuji: “Like, could we meet up at Leblanc tomorrow?”

Ryuji: “Sweet!”

Morgana: “That worried tone - could he still have summer vacation homework left to do?”

Ryuji: “Was that Morgana? Whoa, how did he know?”

Morgana: “I actually called it?”

Ryuji: “Anyway! I’ve already hit up Makoto and the others! I’ll be countin’ on you to get me through this tomorrow!”

Morgana: “You gotta be kidding… might as well get some sleep while we can.”

timrodresized: Hashino: “Shit. Fuck. I’ve already stolen everything I possibly could from that shitfuck Tadashi and now I’m out of ideas. Think, Hashino, think! Uh… okay, what if we had a non-playable navigator type character… and right afterward, we reveal that the animal mascot is a shadow! Man, I’m great at coming up with ideas on the spot.”

timrodresized: Fred, the Janitor Who Worked in the Building Where They Made Nausicaa: “Uh, sir? I know I just transferred away from Level-5 after Ni no Kuni 2 went belly-up, but didn’t you do this exact thing in Persona 4?”

timrodresized: Hashino: “Shit. Security! Fire this moron before word can spread! We’ll just have to work harder to make people forget that Persona 4 ever existed!”

timrodresized: So yes, this is why I hate Morgana. Apart from the whole “go to bed” thing in the base game, it’s the fact that he is a one-for-one ripoff of Teddie… but without any of the character development Teddie had.

timrodresized: Remember how Teddie had that whole arc where you fight his shadow, and then he becomes human but loses his human form after Nanako “dies”? Morgana gets exactly none of that. Morgana is an entirely static and one-dimensional character.

timrodresized: The worst part is, they had the opportunity to fucking do something with him, ESPECIALLY in Royal. But no, it can’t be fucking helped. We only had a multi-million dollar budget and were selling the game at full price, did you really expect us to fucking do anything?

timrodresized: Now, you might be asking “What do they do with Morgana in Strikers if he has basically no character development” and the answer is pretty much as little as possible. Morgana barely talks in Strikers outside of the usual “I wonder if that’s a Treasure” kind of shit.

Morgana: “That black thing was… me? …That can’t be true. I’m supposed to be human… I should be… If we get rid of the distortion in Mementos, I’m sure… I’m sure it’ll all be fine!”

timrodresized: I think the best comparison I can make is to Ni no Kuni. Teddie was Ni no Kuni 1 - deeply flawed in that a lot of people found him annoying, but still likeable enough and has a message. Morgana is Ni no Kuni 2, where it immediately takes a greasy fucking shit all over Ni no Kuni 1 and ends up becoming a looming specter of death for the company that shat it out.

Morgana: “Oh, um… my sunburns were hurting, and that woke me up! I was absorbing all the sunlight because I’m black. Don’t you get it?”

timrodresized: Cats can actually get sunburns, but most of the cases happen in cats that have some kind of fur problem, have naturally thin or white coats, or are hairless. They’re apparently fairly rare among cats with dark fur.

Morgana: “Oh, um, I’m not sure what to do when you give me an honestly concerned response like that… by the way, it’s not like I’m bothered by this or anything…”

timrodresized: He’d be concerned because sunburn in a cat is something you’ll typically want to go to a vet for.

Morgana: “But hypothetically speaking, okay? What would you do if I turned out to be some weird… thing?”

Morgana: “I’d be bothered by it! If what I saw from earlier is true, is it okay for me to stay with the Phantom Thieves? And even if I’m with the team, I’m useless at the moment…”

Morgana: “It’s nothing. Well, I’ve gotten pretty used to my life as a cat too. And to be frank, this storage room isn’t bad either. Then again, I can’t wait to turn back to being a human so I can move out.”

Morgana: “Maybe I’ll live a life of luxury in a suite on the highest floor… but rather than becoming some weird thing, maybe staying as a cat isn’t so bad either…”

Morgana: “You and me made a deal, yeah? That means I can stay here… isn’t that right?”

timrodresized: I didn’t know this until fairly recently, but a harisen is a kind of paper fan used in traditional Japanese comedy… which explains why it consists of the party member hitting someone with a paper fan.

timrodresized: I had assumed it was a play on the word “Arisen” that I just didn’t understand.

By the way, uh… I just got a new job. You might ask how that’s going to change the LP, and the answer is that I’ll probably have less time to work on it. I start in about two weeks and I’m hoping to get as much done as possible in that time. So if updates slow down a little, that’s why.

Oh, they caught up to the P5 manga already?

Ah man, that makes me want to play more Phoenix Wright.

Wait, then I would have to play more Phoenix Wright. Let me try that sentence again.

Ah man, that makes me want to watch LPs of more Phoenix Wright.

Oh god we’re on a beach. ABORT! ABORT! ABORT!

If there’s one thing I’ve learned from Persona, it’s that every beach is a mere type, a shadow (if you will) of the Plutonian Shore that leads from our world of light into the eternal horror of the Land of the Dead.