Charlie's Chrono Fantasy V (AKA Final Fantasy X-2)

Time for some bonus videos: here are some of the previously mentioned fiend tales! No need for commentary here, as they pretty much speak for themselves.

00:00 Doggo the Coyote
01:50 Bloo the Flan Azul
05:25 Fishface the Sahagin
08:25 Brick the Sallet
10:46 Mittens the Couerl
14:02 Superman the Iron Giant
15:54 Toasty the Red Elemental
18:53 Bulbasaur the Purpurea

A few more of these (that’s underselling it) are in the works!

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Here are some more fiends acquired during Chapter 1. Thankfully, I think this is the last of the pervy peeping toms.

00:00 - Frosty the Flan Pallido
03:30 - Blinky the Fly Eye
07:01 - Bruiser the Quadricorn
10:30 - Shiv the Tonberry
12:34 - Toad the Bully Cap
15:04 - Lizzie the Agama
18:44 - Bullet the Flak Python

More fiend tales, this time checking out some of Leblanc’s goons too!

00:00 - Trigger the Recoil
03:32 - Goldie the Gold Elemental
07:09 - Red the Goon
08:16 - Pink the She-Goon
10:00 - Boko the Chocobo
12:06 - Angry Birb the Shantak
13:56 - Siegfried the Takouba
15:48 - Big Mama the Protochimera
17:53 - Jaws II the Xiphactinus

More highlights from a hasty playthrough…

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More fiends, more tales.

00:00 - Brick the Bicocette
02:54 - Lesser Josh
05:05 - Dr. Slime the Shell Shocker
07:56 - Squelch the Amorphous Gel
11:03 - Bolt Josh
12:59 - Grandpa Fist the Hrimthurs
15:37 - Rampage the Nashorn
18:58 - Asplode the Bomb

By the way, if any of you can find anybody online who has uploaded the transcripts of the fiend tales, it’d be much appreciated. Typing all of these out by hand is murder, and the FF Wiki only did… a few of them? For some reason?

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Let’s meet AVALANCHE: fiend edition.

00:00 - Petal the Ochu
04:27 - Daisy the Haizhe
07:36 - The Old Man (Deep Haizhe)
11:30 - Big Birb the Zu
14:59 - Specsavers the Ahriman
17:15 - Wuff the White Fang
19:55 - Mayo the White Elemental

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I love Haggis. He is wonderful.

00:00 - Geico the Gecko
02:31 - Bowser the Adamantoise
04:49 - Scales the Anole
07:41 - Haggis the Behemoth
11:04 - Ed the Chocobo Eater
13:43 - Aurora the Drowsy Ochu
16:00 - Darth Birb the Rukh
18:49 - Blue Eyes White Guardian Beast

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Boy howdy, there sure are a lot of sad, dead kids in Spira.

00:00 - Scooter the Vespa
01:47 - Hug-Bot the Guard Machina
04:09 - Napoleon the YAC-13
06:26 - Happy Birb the Peregrine
08:34 - Ms. Goon AKA Orange
10:05 - Mr Goon AKA Blue
11:22 - Roundhouse the YAU-28
14:33 - Hissss the Kukulkan
17:46 - Knife the Viper Sniper
19:33 - Revolver the Battlesnake

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Hey remember how I said there wouldn’t be any more perverted fiends? I lied. On the bright side, some of these turned out to be interactive!

00:00 - Popo the Armet
03:56 - Chick-o-matic the Machina Hunter
07:53 - Iris the Vertigo
12:01 - Nibbles the Skink
14:53 - Electra the Flan Amarillo
19:02 - Fistotron the YSLS-99
21:10 - Ivysaur the Cephalotus
25:10 - Salsa the Flan Rojo
29:04 - Vape Nation the Malboro

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Not gonna lie, this is probably my favourite episode thus far.

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Had to record 100 floors of progress twice for this one. Didn’t catch audio the first time. I’m very very done with this.

Paragon of Pastiness sounds like the most white rapper name ever conceived. Vanilla Ice weeps for the missed opportunity.

Torturous Training lives up to its name. Hey game, you could have told me that there’s no way of actually winning that minigame before I wasted 6 hours.

00:00 - Michaela Ironside
02:10 - Hoff the Blue Elemental
04:48 - Cyanide the Assassin Bee
07:31 - Elizabeth the Queen Coeurl
08:55 - BIRB.EXE the Pop Fry
12:45 - Hula the Flailing Ochu
15:25 - Turkey Droid the Machina Leader
19:13 - Jub Jub the Archaeothyris

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Dead kids, race wars and vore. Gotta love fiend tales!

00:00 - Wolf Pupy the Lupus
04:20 - Venom the Gucumatz
07:25 - Spine Josh
09:20 - Megan the Balivarha
12:39 - Spoopy the Haunt
12:25 - Gack the Protean Gel
19:46 - Greater Josh

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Aw man, learning that my favourite character is a transphobic jerk is equal parts unexpected and upsetting.

00:00 - Giggles the Varan
01:39 - Hug-o-tron the Scout Machina
03:18 - Dr. “Black” Goon
04:26 - Purple the Fem-Goon
09:10 - Squidward Tentacles
12:21 - Theseus the Rhyos
14:51 - Piranha 3D the Dinictus
18:05 - Barry B. Benson the Aculeate
20:25 - Good Boi the Canis Major
23:30 - Confused Birb the Aquila

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Just a few more of these to go, then things’ll get really interesting…

00:00 - Nuka the Detonator
03:00 - Punt the YAU-71
05:10 - Excalibur the Barong
08:03 - Boom Boom the YAC-62
10:36 - Chuckles the Zurvan
13:38 - Venusaur the Leucophylla
15:49 - Mirth the Arast
19:13 - Colossus the Adamantortoise
21:28 - Molotov the Volcano
23:58 - Nexus the Dark Elemental
26:58 - Phlegm the Great Malboro

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Gug McDoug is my new favourite.

00:00 - Charmander the Zalamander
02:21 - Lenny the Grim Gaze
05:07 - Bulldozer the Bascinet
07:05 - Big Daddy the Gigas
09:09 - Casper the Lich
12:10 - Needler the Cactuar
14:41 - Cackle the Elder Zurvan
18:19 - Toadsworth the Big Bully Cap
21:31 - The Cluckinator the Machina Soldier
23:33 - Gug McDoug
28:04 - Stabface the Claret Dragon

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I didn’t know what a “caruncle” was until I recorded this.

00:00 - Camo Rooster the Machina Leader
01:22 - 5UP13X the Assault Machina
04:08 - Knox the Heavy Sallet
06:42 - Hanzo the King Takouba
09:05 - Honey the Wasp Queen
11:11 - Kappa the Sahagin Chief
12:07 - Barret the KING VERMIN!
15:11 - Akao the Sahagin Prince
18:41 - Beefsteak the Humbaba
21:33 - Dusky the Flan Azabache
23:57 - Sgt. Bash the Killer Machina
25:55 - Lil Dwagon the Lacerta

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That’s it for the standalone Fiend Tales!

00:00 - Mr. Creosote the Anything Eater
02:55 - Fallout the Mushroom Cloud
05:32 - Scuttle the Creeper
07:45 - Minaj the Chac
10:19 - Spud the Hug Bug
12:54 - Escargot the Concherer
15:13 - Bean the Insect Matriarch
17:13 - Widow the Black Elemental
19:57 - Elder Josh
21:54 - Poke the Elder Tonberry

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And so, the deluge of Fiend Tale videos finally have an impact… A Final Impact, if you will.