Time for some bonus videos: here are some of the previously mentioned fiend tales! No need for commentary here, as they pretty much speak for themselves.
00:00 Doggo the Coyote 01:50 Bloo the Flan Azul 05:25 Fishface the Sahagin 08:25 Brick the Sallet 10:46 Mittens the Couerl 14:02 Superman the Iron Giant 15:54 Toasty the Red Elemental 18:53 Bulbasaur the Purpurea
A few more of these (that’s underselling it) are in the works!
Here are some more fiends acquired during Chapter 1. Thankfully, I think this is the last of the pervy peeping toms.
00:00 - Frosty the Flan Pallido 03:30 - Blinky the Fly Eye 07:01 - Bruiser the Quadricorn 10:30 - Shiv the Tonberry 12:34 - Toad the Bully Cap 15:04 - Lizzie the Agama 18:44 - Bullet the Flak Python
More fiend tales, this time checking out some of Leblanc’s goons too!
00:00 - Trigger the Recoil 03:32 - Goldie the Gold Elemental 07:09 - Red the Goon 08:16 - Pink the She-Goon 10:00 - Boko the Chocobo 12:06 - Angry Birb the Shantak 13:56 - Siegfried the Takouba 15:48 - Big Mama the Protochimera 17:53 - Jaws II the Xiphactinus
00:00 - Brick the Bicocette 02:54 - Lesser Josh 05:05 - Dr. Slime the Shell Shocker 07:56 - Squelch the Amorphous Gel 11:03 - Bolt Josh 12:59 - Grandpa Fist the Hrimthurs 15:37 - Rampage the Nashorn 18:58 - Asplode the Bomb
By the way, if any of you can find anybody online who has uploaded the transcripts of the fiend tales, it’d be much appreciated. Typing all of these out by hand is murder, and the FF Wiki only did… a few of them? For some reason?
00:00 - Petal the Ochu 04:27 - Daisy the Haizhe 07:36 - The Old Man (Deep Haizhe) 11:30 - Big Birb the Zu 14:59 - Specsavers the Ahriman 17:15 - Wuff the White Fang 19:55 - Mayo the White Elemental
00:00 - Geico the Gecko 02:31 - Bowser the Adamantoise 04:49 - Scales the Anole 07:41 - Haggis the Behemoth 11:04 - Ed the Chocobo Eater 13:43 - Aurora the Drowsy Ochu 16:00 - Darth Birb the Rukh 18:49 - Blue Eyes White Guardian Beast
Torturous Training lives up to its name. Hey game, you could have told me that there’s no way of actually winning that minigame before I wasted 6 hours.
00:00 - Michaela Ironside 02:10 - Hoff the Blue Elemental 04:48 - Cyanide the Assassin Bee 07:31 - Elizabeth the Queen Coeurl 08:55 - BIRB.EXE the Pop Fry 12:45 - Hula the Flailing Ochu 15:25 - Turkey Droid the Machina Leader 19:13 - Jub Jub the Archaeothyris
Dead kids, race wars and vore. Gotta love fiend tales!
00:00 - Wolf Pupy the Lupus 04:20 - Venom the Gucumatz 07:25 - Spine Josh 09:20 - Megan the Balivarha 12:39 - Spoopy the Haunt 12:25 - Gack the Protean Gel 19:46 - Greater Josh
Aw man, learning that my favourite character is a transphobic jerk is equal parts unexpected and upsetting.
00:00 - Giggles the Varan 01:39 - Hug-o-tron the Scout Machina 03:18 - Dr. “Black” Goon 04:26 - Purple the Fem-Goon 09:10 - Squidward Tentacles 12:21 - Theseus the Rhyos 14:51 - Piranha 3D the Dinictus 18:05 - Barry B. Benson the Aculeate 20:25 - Good Boi the Canis Major 23:30 - Confused Birb the Aquila
Just a few more of these to go, then things’ll get really interesting…
00:00 - Nuka the Detonator 03:00 - Punt the YAU-71 05:10 - Excalibur the Barong 08:03 - Boom Boom the YAC-62 10:36 - Chuckles the Zurvan 13:38 - Venusaur the Leucophylla 15:49 - Mirth the Arast 19:13 - Colossus the Adamantortoise 21:28 - Molotov the Volcano 23:58 - Nexus the Dark Elemental 26:58 - Phlegm the Great Malboro
00:00 - Charmander the Zalamander 02:21 - Lenny the Grim Gaze 05:07 - Bulldozer the Bascinet 07:05 - Big Daddy the Gigas 09:09 - Casper the Lich 12:10 - Needler the Cactuar 14:41 - Cackle the Elder Zurvan 18:19 - Toadsworth the Big Bully Cap 21:31 - The Cluckinator the Machina Soldier 23:33 - Gug McDoug 28:04 - Stabface the Claret Dragon
I didn’t know what a “caruncle” was until I recorded this.
00:00 - Camo Rooster the Machina Leader 01:22 - 5UP13X the Assault Machina 04:08 - Knox the Heavy Sallet 06:42 - Hanzo the King Takouba 09:05 - Honey the Wasp Queen 11:11 - Kappa the Sahagin Chief 12:07 - Barret the KING VERMIN! 15:11 - Akao the Sahagin Prince 18:41 - Beefsteak the Humbaba 21:33 - Dusky the Flan Azabache 23:57 - Sgt. Bash the Killer Machina 25:55 - Lil Dwagon the Lacerta