Blood II: The Chosen - All in all, I'd rather be killing stuff

“That hurt. That hurt a lot. The last time you blacked out, it was after throwing back nineteen consecutive shots of JoJo’s Black Label #47, and even then, you think that your physical proximity to the ice-cream stand you blew up had more to do with it. Ah, well. That idiot vendor shouldn’t have pissed you off by putting sprinkles on your Killer Kiddy Kone. Speaking of sprinkles, you suspect it would behoove you to find Gideon and liberally sprinkle him on the nearest wall!”

Now’s where the game starts to get comfortable in widening the playing field, giving you part of an actual city to explore with a decent stream of enemies to lead you in the right direction and a few goodies to collect for poking around elsewhere. Also the obligatory sort-of physics show-off with that seesaw at the end; not quite at Trespasser’s level but this was still impressive shit for twenty years ago.

I didn’t show it off this time, but when I tried to do this game way back in 2009 I ended up going up the down escalator before the first conversation with Gideon, and as such had Caleb slide back down off-screen during the cutscene. Weird stuff, but mostly harmless; there’s other bugs relating to cutscenes as well but with any luck we won’t be seeing those because they tend to be more disruptive. As in, there’s at least one case where an NPC who’s supposedly to be friendly just ventilates you with a chaingun if a later cutscene doesn’t work properly. And don’t even get me started on doors in this game, we’ll… we’ll get to those.

The Weapons


MAC-10

More bog-standard shit, it’ll get interesting soon. Replacement for the the Tommy Gun of old. Primary fire sprays bullets in the general direction you’re aiming at, faster but less accurately than the Beretta. Secondary fire unfolds the stock, takes a tight hold of the front strap, and shoots much slower for an accuracy boost, but hell if I could really tell the difference before recording myself testing both modes and rewatching it five times. It’s pretty much useless anyway, the pistol is still noticeably more accurate anyway and by a minute into the third level you’re going to be using this thing akimbo to get any real use out of it before the assault rifle obsoletes it. Uses bullets as well.


Flare Gun

Returning from the first game as more of a unique gimmick weapon rather than the game’s stand-in for a pistol, remaining useful mostly because of its ability to deal damage over time and the way the engine handles dynamic light sources (see, LithTech did something right from the start). Primary fire launches a single flare of a random color, which embeds into the first wall or enemy it impacts, dealing continual damage to the latter until it burns out or they burn up. Secondary spins the cylinder to launch a starburst of multiple flares which explode on contact, but due to a bug does not ignite enemies, so it’s really only useful if you’re a damaged individual who hates when weapons only consume a reasonable amount of ammo (ref whoever designed the Shotcycler-6). Uses flares as ammunition, with Caleb’s max being 100 flares, firing one per shot with primary fire and eight with secondary.

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“CabalCo’s Lafayette Museum of Antiquities announces a new featured exhibit: Cults and Rituals. Take a remarkable and informative guided tour through the histories of some of the world’s most bizarre fanatical organizations, ranging from the cursed Sect of the Barking Tree Frog to those dreaded fez-wearing Shriners. Also, do be sure to stop and sacrifice a moment of your day to visit our new Animatronic Dark God Exhibit. Scary!”

This level always gave me trouble back when I first got this game and I’d always get stuck. Not least because the difficulty in this game isn’t balanced all that well and going from Genocide (easy) to Homicide (normal) is kind of like playing classic Doom and going from I’m Too Young to Die (lowest difficulty) straight to Ultra-Violence (fourth of five; not to imply I’m a master of this game, but my first playthrough on that difficulty in preparation for this LP was hell), but also I had a hard time figuring out where I was supposed to go because of all the lasers blocking various paths. In hindsight I think the latter was only a problem because I was kind of an idiot, because that shit’s definitely not giving me problems now. The difficulty balance is almost certainly gonna bite me sooner or later, though, but we’ll kill things on that bridge when we get to it.

Honestly without my own stupidity getting in the way, this is a pretty decent level for a variety of reasons. If you’re a nerd like me it’s interesting because of some actual info you can get on real ancient civilizations, even if it’s the kind of thing that you could have learned from glancing at the Wikipedia pages for Egypt’s Third Dynasty or the religion of the Inca Empire for about fifteen seconds just three or four years after this game came out. From a gameplay standpoint this is also our introduction to dual-wielding with the SMG and the return of the favorite of every old-school shooter arsenal, the sawed-off shotgun. Granted, both are kind of mitigated, because while dual-wielding is the only real way to use the SMG, the SMG itself is going to be rendered obsolete in another two or three levels once we get the assault rifle, and the devs kind of forgot to put more than one or two boxes of shotgun shells per chapter anywhere past this level, but it’s the thought that counts*.

*(Kadorhal, Inc. note: thought on its own does not actually count all that much)

Also on that note, this is the third time I’ve rendered this video in full - I did so once to get more consistent quality on the clip from the previous episode in the start (basically for reasons involving faulty hard drives, I didn’t have the raw footage from that recording easily available), then again to bump the subtitles up a size (thanks your evil twin for the suggestion) and redo some parts of the commentary I wasn’t 100% satisfied with while I was at it. What with having already rendered both of the previous episodes twice (a complete rerecord of the first episode entirely and redoing the commentary with my new microphone for consistency on the second) I’m hoping this doesn’t become a trend. I did the third render slightly differently - normally I save losslessly to .avi then run that through Zarx264 to slim it down into .mp4, though as a test I basically cut out the middleman and rendered straight to .mp4 to see how well Vegas Pro handles that. It looks good, but the filesize is… well, it’s a lot bigger than the final videos for my old method. And they’ve been unreasonably dark for no reason when I save them that way, too, and I’m having a hard time finding brightness and contrast settings that fix the issue that shouldn’t exist - call me crazy but the first-party .mp4 renderer may possibly not be all that efficient (shocking, I know). At this rate we’re looking at, at most, one more ridiculously-dark video (I’m going to have to redo at least one either way, though since the other one is less than half as long I’ll probably redo them both anyway) before I go back to the two-pass .avi to .mp4 thing and just bump up the bitrate in Zarx264.

The Characters


Gabriella
The first of Caleb’s old “Chosen” buddies to come back to life through CabalCo’s use of the Singularity Generator, and the only one to have… rather odd side-effects from that resurrection. For example, not having been a black lady who’s taller than Caleb in the original game. Little is known about her early years, other than the old website claiming she was “born out of vengeance” and groomed for battle since a young age, giving her a bloodlust comparable to Caleb’s. How she joined the Cabal is unknown - given the “groomed for battle” stuff, she may have been born into it for all we know - but her skillful service to the cult eventually lead her to become one of the elite Chosen. Unfortunately, this meant she was eventually betrayed as part of the dark god’s gambit to take control of Caleb’s body, captured and cocooned by the mother spider Shial. And then, a century after Caleb’s own resurrection and the death of Tchernobog, Gabriel’s back too. As Gabriella. It’s a long story.

Gameplay terms, interestingly, see Gabriella as almost an exact duplicate of Caleb. She’s as strong as he is, allowing for stronger attacks and a high amount of ammo carried at once, but she has the same low intelligence granting little use for magic on top of being slightly slower in return for higher damage resistance. Personally, I think I like her skillset the best, sometimes Caleb feels a little too hard to control at full speed (though the walk function not working at all is probably partly to blame). Physically, she is the tallest of the Chosen, meaning low cover is harder to take advantage of and some areas may be more difficult to navigate without at least clipping the camera through the ceiling. When left alone, Gabriella will occasionally crack “yo mama” jokes.

Gabriella’s voice in this game is Lani Minella, a former radio personality turned voice actor who founded and owns the voice-acting agency AudioGodz and is perhaps the most prolific of the game’s vocal talent by a wide margin. Like Stephan Weyte, she’s best known for her video game roles, starting from 1996 on with roles such as the title character of the ill-fated Bubsy 3D from 1997, the title character of the Nancy Drew games, Anne Knowby and several Deadites in 2000’s Evil Dead: Hail to the King, the English voice of Soulcalibur’s Isabella Valentine from 2005’s Soulcalibur III onward, most female voices in the Unreal series (particularly the standard and “sexy” forms of the female announcer for Unreal Tournament 2003 and 2004; note though that some sources are split on whether these voices are Minella or one Sioux Blue), Sindel and Sheeva in the Mortal Kombat reboot from 2011, and Pesta in the 2018 God of War. Amusingly, she’s also responsible for another famous Build engine-era protagonist’s distinctive voice - one of her first works in video game voice acting was as the voice director for 1996’s Duke Nukem 3D, having first met Duke’s now-famous voice of Jon St. John when she was cast to voice for a commercial he produced in San Diego. The story goes that John was impressed by Minella’s vocal abilities, then demonstrated his own ability to imitate those voices, after which Minella asked him if he’d ever acted in a video game. From there, she managed to get him into a telephone interview with one of Duke 3D’s producers, George Broussard, and from there John was ultimately cast as Duke Nukem’s voice.

The Weapons


Sawed-off Shotgun

Caleb’s signature weapon and, like in most Doom clones, the overall most useful weapon in the game… in the original Blood. Here it’s received a noticeable downgrade - it shows up later, and it fires and reloads more slowly, including still requiring reloads while used akimbo. And basically no enemies use it, which sounds good from an “avoiding buckshot to the face” angle (which was the only problem it had in the first game) but conversely proves just how important and necessary an ammo source enemies are when you get to the last chapter of the game and realize upon thinking back that you only had enough ammo to really go to town with the shotgun in three or four levels across the entire goddamned game. On the plus side, pairing them up doesn’t require a rare, limited-time powerup, so you can pair it up as soon as you find a second one; I remember being able to get one of the enemies standing around the first pickup to drop one at least once. And my current playthrough is already showing more shotgun ammo than I remember, so there’s that. Primary fire fires a single barrel, snapping the weapon open for a reload after two shells. Secondary fires both barrels at once for greater damage but also greater spread and an overall slower rate of fire due to the recoil and reload; like with the other akimbo-capable weapons, you can’t use secondary fire while using two shotguns at once in the unmodified game, but since akimbo weapons both fire at the same time anyway, in this case it’s more like you get a permanent upgrade to secondary fire only with the spread downside mitigated. Uses shells, which Caleb can carry 150 of in total.


Proximity Bomb

Updates to the various thrown explosives of the first game, replacing ye olde bundles of TNT and a lighter with square packages of C4 or some other variety of modern plastic explosive. As the name suggests, the first version acquired utilizes a proximity detonator which sets the bomb off whenever an enemy gets close. Primary fire tosses the bomb, how far determined by how long the button is held, while secondary drops the bomb at your feet. Ultimately, as with all motion-sensor bombs in first-person shooters, it’s pretty much entirely worthless as the game is never a defensive affair; at best it’s good for saving ammo in an extreme pinch where you don’t want to use the knife and are able to funnel the enemy you need dead into a tight hallway or something. The bomb varieties are treated as inventory items rather than true weapons, thus are accessible through their own hotkeys and the inventory list rather than taking up any of your ten weapon slots; the limit for each bomb type is 10 each.


Gabriella’s version of the knife: a larger, apparently military-style blade.

“Gideon got away, but he’s still on the run. You’ll put him to rights and turn out his lights soon enough. Meanwhile, he’s left behind some of his rotten friends for you to deal with. These pestilent meat-chunks do remind one of the undead things that the Cabal used to churn out in the old days… except for that weird stitching on their chests. Something’s different about these particular walking-carcasses. But hey, gibs are gibs.”

Right around this point is where things start to take a turn for the weird. The Cabal seems to have gone the way of the future and is content to just send regular people after us - better armed and armored as we go along, but still regular people. These things we’ll be seeing this level are… different.

In a sense it’s also about where the game starts to take a down-turn and never quite recovers, at least to me, because bone leeches still creep me out, even if I sort-of intentionally let one start face-fucking me for the purpose of demonstration as to why that is. On the plus side (or another negative if you absolutely hate the idea of backtracking) we see the game attempting a hub-style level, as while it’s technically a different map we’ll be seeing quite a few of the same sights we saw on the way to the museum. Main difference is a bit more rubble and junk, blocking off the way we left last time, but a new path having opened up. Don’t get used to levels being reused in interesting ways like this, we’re coming back this way one more time and from then on every time we see a level again it’s the height of laziness. Chapter 2’s start is pretty apparent, but a late portion of the game is going to turn into a fucking slog because of it.

And on that note, since we already saw this level in a manner of speaking, let’s go ahead and make this the first double-feature update.

“Man, do you hate sewers! The smell is rather appealing, but all-in-all slogging through the Floaters gets old. When you finally get around to ruling the world, it’ll be time to declare the place a no-sanitation zone. The perks of an open-sewer society include not having to budget for pipe repairs. The stuff can find its way to the oceans on its own. Either way, even with the local fragrance, you can smell Gideon’s nasty stench. The coward’s probably headed for a Cabal safehouse.”

And the obligatory sewer level, already. Yeah, we probably hit the high point for this game when we grabbed the shotgun in the museum. It’s not an immediate downturn, but man, it’s certainly not pulling any punches either. On the plus side, there’s more shotgun shells than I remember (I must have forgotten my “destroy all crates on sight” instincts during my last playthrough, between newer games making crates only openable with credit cards and the fact that I can never trust shit in this game to not blow up in my face and kill me when I break it - an issue I’m finding much easier to deal with now that I’m past the “wasting bullets on crates” stigma and just use the MAC-10 to do it quickly), we get the remote-detonated bombs, and there’s a reference to Unreal (and Aliens and Predator).

Also, this whole deal with trying to change up my editing process has been “fun”. I wanted to save time and effort by skipping a few steps, and it turns out the old way is actually still faster overall. And if I actually bother changing the bitrate, I get comparable quality for a still-small filesize (the final videos through the old method are only one-fifth as big as with the new method) and the same color settings I actually recorded and edited at. Well, no harm done so long as you learn something from an experience, even if that something is “this free software fills a specific niche far better than an official and more generalized paid product does, again”. The irony in this revelation is that I have to use paid software for actually recording this game because it crashed three minutes in every time I tried to do it with OBS.

The Weapons

Remote Bomb

The command-detonated version of the proximity bomb, and as such the best version. Otherwise, these bombs differ primarily by the red coloration on its electronics, compared to the proxy bombs’ green. Utilized in the same manner as the other bombs, other than that detonation is triggered by a separate button press (default D - fortunately, this game somehow supports side-mouse buttons).

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“With humanity breeding like roaches, and over-crowding plaguing the whole planet, disease has become our second biggest business! We’re proud to announce that we have a near monopoly at the Cabalco Center for Disease Management! This state-of-the-art facility has extensive research, dissection, and trauma centers. We assure you that the CDM is on the cutting-edge of disease, plague, and affliction of all types. Whether you’re interested in the Ebola virus or just some plain-old, tasty syphilis. Our motto? Invest and Infest. Cabalco does the rest!”

I do find it funny that ebola became a buzzword ten or fifteen years after this game came out and made a reference to it. Anyway, things are looking up now that we’re past the sewer level, as we get regular humans to fight again, and this level is the one to finally introduce us to one of the true mainstays of our arsenal.

That said, getting this video ready has been “fun” for a variety of reasons, mostly in the sense that trying to get a test run through the level was difficult. The inconsistent difficulty was only half of it, I could work with that as long as I remembered to quicksave. The problem is, even with all the patches and dgVoodoo stuff to get the game to actually run, it’s still unstable. Like, entering the menu too often in one session crashes the game unstable. Including loading screens from quickloading. Not to mention as well I was kind of rushed to actually put together the video and only just recorded it yesterday… and then immediately had to rerecord it because 90% of the runtime ended up being at 10 frames per second for some reason. Even unrelated to instability on the part of the game I’m also quickly reminded why regular humans are actually kind of a real bitch to fight when they’re all Fanatics.

“Gideon is headed for one of the executive airships docked at the top of the building. It is obviously time to stop pounding back so much charred flesh at the corner Beefy Queen, 'cuz you ain’t in proper shape to take the stairs. Interestingly, Gideon has also been taking his fair share of meat at the BQ, and thus he’s had to install express elevators in each of his skyscrapers. Not having to walk up the thousand-plus floors is a kindness if only you could figure out how to turn off that infernal music!”

I like this level for how silly and inconsequential it is. It’s short, it has like five guys in it, and it pretty much exists solely as an excuse to give you the sniper rifle before immediately hopping onto the airship.

I promise we’ll eventually get sequential levels that are long enough that I don’t feel the need to put out two videos per update. Unfortunately, I can also promise there’s going to be a long period of doing this constantly much later.

The Weapons


M16

Still exactly as you expect from a shooter, but this is the case where its role still can’t be beat. Primary fire is standard shooting, faster and with more accuracy and damage than the SMG, while secondary finally becomes truly useful with the underbarrel grenade launcher firing off grenades. The grenades only detonate on impact if you hit an enemy and run on a timer otherwise, which means it’s useless against more mobile targets, but just about perfect for slow-moving ones or for clearing out nuisances from around a corner, rather than turning that corner and risking something attaching itself to your face. Uses bullets as ammunition for the primary fire and Die Bug Die pesticide for the secondary; Caleb carries a max of 150 ammo for the pesticide, which at 5 used per grenade comes out to 30 grenades.

Interestingly, the manual indicates that this was another gun that can be used akimbo. You can even see it in that image I used for Caleb’s bio with the first episode, which also used the version in the render above rather than what we’re actually given in-game (primary differences are the removal of the muzzle brake, recoloring of the grip and stock, and the grenade launcher being taped to the gun for some reason).


TW-X59 Tesla Gun

The fourth generation of the classic Tesla Cannon, changed primarily in looks, having a lower rate of fire but still dealing appreciable damage. Primary fire launches small balls of electricity at a slow rate, zapping and stunning whoever they hit. Secondary charges the weapon up and launches an electric bolt that creates a large explosion of electricity at the point of impact. Uses batteries as ammo, which Caleb carries 500 of, using 2 units per primary shot and 25 for secondary.


Barrett

I suppose this is still bog-standard from a modern perspective, but when you’re coming out only a year after GoldenEye, a sniper rifle with a scope you could actually use was still a really big fucking deal. And of course, Blood II won’t settle for anything less than the biggest, baddest sniper rifle of its day. Primary fires a single bullet with perfect accuracy, dealing heavy damage especially with shots to the torso or head but having a long cooldown as the player character apparently needs to rechamber the weapon manually after every shot. Secondary fire activates the scope for enhanced accuracy but greater chance of making the skybox disappear for no apparent reason while scoped because this game is buggy. Uses BMG rounds, which Caleb can carry 100 of.

“The Cabalco Industries Model 1701D Airship is one of the finest, and certainly, most-versatile, flying vessels ever to grace our soiled-skies. Versatility is the key word here, as our airship can be used simultaneously for both connoisseur-class business travel and military purposes. Why bother to make two trips? Carpet-bomb that nasty little Third-World country, while keeping your most important clients flying in style! Beneath its armored exterior the Cabalco Airship truly has a heart of gold. Spacious seating, relaxing cabins, well-armed stewardesses, and the best nuts in the sky! Fly Cabalco. Fly in style.”

I do like the design of the airship, at least as far as its exterior goes. Maybe I’ll have to take a shot at seeing if it’ll fly in SimplePlanes, although if my attempt at an A-10 for that SSLP contest thing a year back is any indication, it’ll probably break under its own weight the instant I try it out even if I resist the urge to put three tons of guns on it. The level itself is also quick and simple, and it turns out the requisite Life Seed is easy to get, so it’s pretty good even despite the lack of cover.

“We are going down! Assume Crash Positions! Please bring your seats and tray tables to their upright and locked positions. Place your head between your own legs. If you are smoking, please put yourself out. Have a nice day and thank you for choosing Cabalco Air.”

I figured I’d like this level, too, and then I had to play it approximately five hundred times trying to get both a test run where I actually completed the level and then a recorded run where DXTory recorded above 10 FPS (note for future reference: load level, start record, then restart level). Even ignoring the technical issues, Fanatics taking over as the most common enemy makes things overly painful with their fully-automatic weapons - then add on that they only drop life essences or armor, at best, about a fourth as often as cultists, who themselves only drop health about half as often as scientists or other civilians. And the medkit is getting wonky now, too; I was under the impression it just disappears between map changes for some reason until I was doing a test run through this level and I saw the fucking thing actually disappear from my inventory just as I noticed I had use for it - rather anticlimactically, in my first attempt at recording I managed to use it up entirely only to still die in the last real combat section (and then my game crashed), and then in the good recording thanks to the Life Seed I picked up in the previous level I never needed it, which probably means it’s going to disappear from my inventory for no reason again when I do need it two levels from now. Short version is I am pretty much a master at this game at this point, or at least this level. It’s my personal philosophy that I haven’t fully mastered a game until I manage to somehow clip the camera and/or my character model through level geometry in a way that the devs didn’t account for, but that’s actually surprisingly easy to do when you have the Bilders touch* like I do, so I think I count.

*Bilders touch: opposite of the Midas touch, wherein anything one comes in contact with will immediately begin to destroy itself. Named for Frank Bilders from Far Cry 2, a game in which weapons go from pristine shiny new models to corroded jam-happy and explosive-prone wrecks in less than a full hour’s worth of use. Distinct from the Dresden touch, where the end result is the same but an actual reason for it is given, e.g. magic interfering with technology as with that phenomenon’s namesake Harry Dresden. Also seems to effect economic decisions made by the individual with the touch, if the Steam Market’s insistence on ruining the value of everything I own is any indication.

On a lighter note, this update comes right off the heels of an announcement that Atari is done just sitting on the series’ rights and demanding unreasonable costs to do anything with them and is, in fact, working on a remaster of the first game with Night Dive Studios.

The Weapons


“Die, Bug, Die!” Insect-a-cutioner

A combined chemical and flamethrower weapon, an old-fashioned hand-pump pesticide sprayer with a lighter taped on top of it, serving as the replacement for the aerosol can and Zippo from the first game. Primary fire simply sprays pesticide, dealing high damage but with a low rate of fire and at a short range. Secondary flips it over to put the flame from the lighter in the path of the pesticide, decreasing the fire rate even further but from what I’ve read it’s bugged and deals even less damage, and knowing how the guns work in this game it probably doesn’t ignite them. Really, even for the high damage, grenades from the M16’s alt-fire are a better use of its ammo; the only reason to keep one on-hand is so you can get more ammo for that on the rare occasion you find another one of these rather than just loose ammo. Uses pesticide, which Caleb can carry a max of 150 of.

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“Well, that was fun… Gideon wasn’t on board, sadly… but you now have a solid idea as to his whereabouts: the cathedral! That’s what the sign out front said anyhow, ‘OCT. 30, GIDEON DOES HIS DISSERTATION ON THE RITUAL CRIME OF SIN AND HOW TO GET AWAY WITH IT. GET HERE EARLY AND YOU’LL HEAR HIS MINOR SYMPOSIUM ON A VALVE’S INCREDIBLY ONEROUS HALF-LIFE!’ He’s not the type to disappoint his fans, so get over there and let him know you’re in his audience.”

Knowing just how badly Half-Life crushed not only this game but SiN as well, both critically and commercially - to say nothing of SiN also doing slightly better than this game because it had a couple weeks to make a name for itself before Half-Life overshadowed everything - makes the jab at Ritual and Valve in the loading screen just feel badly-timed. It’s kind of like making a game where you’re hiding to regenerate health every five seconds because your hero dies in about three hits, then having your easily-killable protagonist proudly proclaim that “power armor is for pussies” right before playing through a near-direct copy of a level from Halo 2, except without being seven years out of date.

On the subject of copying and pasting, this is the second time we’re retreading the area around Pickman Street Station from level 2. The station itself is off-limits, but otherwise everywhere we could go before is available again, and the whole thing is expanded with an entire separate area we haven’t been to before. Like I said, don’t get used to interesting retreads like this, we’re doing this sort of shit again in Chapter 3 and it just gets old really fucking quick.

“You won’t find any nuns in this cathedral! The resident lurker-from-beyond has warped this place into something more to its liking. You might actually find it habitable yourself, if it was up for sale (at a reasonable price), and didn’t come with those annoying Cabal doormen. Ah, well. It’s time to clean this place out and find out where Gideon’s gone. Maybe you’ll find time to get a lovely stone rubbing for that empty wall in your walk-in gun closet while you’re at it.”

As I’ve mentioned, this is a game that saw the direction the shooter genre was evolving in and decided to do the exact opposite of that, so you’ve only got yourself to blame if you’re surprised that there’s a boss fight. If anything, the only surprising thing is that the chapters consist of ten levels on average rather than the standard eight as set by Doom. Anyway, with that we’ve finished the first chapter of the game. Next chapter will be starting next Tuesday.

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“You are entering the Industrial Sector, be aware that we are currently at Stage Three Ozone Levels and a Stage Four Toxin Warning. Be advised that protective-breathing gear should be worn at all times. Thus, you’ll find that this is the perfect opportunity to try Cabalco’s new and improved Safety Sucks 2! It’s the cheap-and-easy protective gear for all occasions. Please avoid high-danger areas like the out-of-doors. Have a safe and pleasant day.”

No, you’re not having a deja vu, we are in fact playing the exact same fucking map as C1L1 with different enemies. To make up for the lack of originality, for this video I go over some of the development history of the first game.

This is normally the point where I’d have two videos for an update again and renege on my promise that I might possibly, eventually, show off enough levels with a consecutive level of originality that I don’t need to upload two levels per update. Unfortunately, while Chapter 2’s Level 2 decided to be original in layout, it decided to rip off Chapter 1’s Level 9 in bullshit and almost unfair difficulty - I had to try to run through the level two or three times before I attempted a recording, and even during that I died about five times. Most of it, however, is more video editing woes: I attempted to use a codec for recording that would result in less ridiculously-bloated raw footage, which came out at the cost of framerate… at least according to Vegas Pro’s preview window, which made the footage look like it was running at 10-15 FPS - hell, it actually told me at one point that the stuttery preview was still at the full 30 FPS, as if that was just how the raw footage looked - only to turn around and spit out a video as smooth as anything else I’ve done for the game so far when I put this video together. At the very least I’m going to have to run through Level 2 again just to get to the next point for recording (yay), since the game froze on loading the next level. For this level, though… we already fucking saw it, nobody cares.

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After a delay by bad game design, Christmas and New Years with family, and a network outage affecting apparently the entire goddamned country, we’re finally back!

“Trains used to be so much more gracious. These days it’s all one can do to avoid being killed on one. There are very few things that seem to relieve tension better than blowing the living, er… um, bits out of the opposition. These Cabal Safehouses look like the epitome of luxury… the stench, the appointments, the rats, the ambiance, and the winos. And speaking of appointments, Gideon should be around here somewhere. That is a rendezvous that ought to be more fun than target practice on winos. Wheeeeee!”

In theory, this should be a good level. Mostly close-quarters with little more than Fanatics to deal with until the end, rarely in groups of more than two, which works well with having two shotguns now and the ammo for them being more abundant than I remembered. By all rights it should be gun-toting zombie cowboy paradise. In practice… the game apparently heard me call it badly-designed and took offense, so now I’m taking ridiculous amounts of damage. I was prepared to do a ton of practice runs of the level like I did for inside airship, but after dying, retrying, and dying after two further minutes’ worth of progress twice, I said “fuck it” and just relied on quicksaves during the recorded run, because I figured it would be appropriate to let people see just what I’m up against here. There are no joke instances where I go from a hundred health to barely above fifty within a quarter of a fucking second of a Fanatic noticing me and opening fire, even when I only take one bullet before ducking behind something or hitting him back hard enough to stop him from shooting. And then to make the lack of health drops even worse, this level stretches on far, far longer than it needs to - I got pulled down to around 30 health by nine minutes in and then, even ignoring the portions I had to replay from saving and loading, had to go through a full seven more minutes of level with nothing more than a single health pickup. And one Necroward, but a full hundred armor at that low of health is only the difference between dying from two hits and dying from three, and that’s assuming the hit isn’t from a Drudge Lord throwing a fireball at you from around the corner or a Shikari magnetizing itself to your head and impersonating a blender.

Simply put, this game is pain, and I think that’s exactly what it wants to be. “We play it so you don’t have to” is a very apt motto.

The Characters


Ishmael
The second of the other Chosen Caleb is reunited with. Like Gabriella, little is known about his life before the Cabal, at least not much that isn’t the focus of something I’m going to handle much later; it is known, however, that he had apparently been in other cults before and even worked in a circus before he was called to join the Cabal. His devotion to the cult eventually lead to him becoming one of their dark god’s elite, only to fall victim to Tchernobog’s betrayal plot, being immolated by the hellhound Cerberus. And now, thanks to the unpredictability of the Singularity Generator, he’s back.

In gameplay terms Ishmael is by far the most intelligent of the Chosen, granting him the greatest amount of Focus for use with magical abilities. This, however, comes at the cost of low strength and resistance, giving him little endurance against enemy weapons and very little ammo for the more plentiful firearms, though he does benefit from a surprising speed allowing him to get to cover more reasonably. Generally, he’s in for a lot of pain with little recourse to return the favor until he can get his hands on a magical weapon. When idle… I don’t know, the wiki doesn’t say and he’s not actually saying anything when I leave him alone. It’s probably quotes in the old Cabal language though, considering some of the things he says with the taunt button.

Ishmael’s voice is Michael Shapiro, an actor and theater director from Massachusetts who’s been active from 1991 on. Like the other voices in the game, he’s particularly well-known for his voice acting roles in the mid to late '90s, his most famous role - rather ironically - being in Blood II’s biggest competitor, voicing for the security guards, the HECU marines, and the mysterious G-Man of Half-Life, the former turning into the named character Barney Calhoun for its 2004 sequel and the first episode of its continuation in 2006. He’s also, interestingly, been involved with several other games the other actors heard so far have had a hand in as well - his voice in Half-Life is used alongside Lani Minella’s in the PlayStation 2 port of the game; he’s had several roles in Humongous Entertainment’s games like Stephan Weyte (though never appearing together in any of them), as well as appearing alongside him as one of the four heroes in the Monolith-published Get Medieval from three months before this game; and he voiced one of the random squadmates in Starsiege same as Ted D’arms. Weyte, D’arms and Shapiro’s voices even appear together in the 1995 Torin’s Passage, Shapiro voicing the eponymous Torin. Outside of video games he’s also had roles such as the deaf son of the protagonist of the 1991 Listen Carefully, a bellman in the pilot of the short-lived Under One Roof from 1995, one of the focus characters from the 1999 The Engagement Party, the narrator for several episodes of the 2004-2005 Interpol Investigates, and a side character, Josh, from the 2015 3rd Street Blackout. As of this writing he’s also set to appear as a swimming coach in The Pulse, a short film set in the aftermath of the June 2016 shooting at the Pulse nightclub in Orlando, which is currently in post-production.

The Weapons


50mm Pack Howitzer

An explosive weapon for people who are really bad at aiming explosive projectile weapons past the “don’t eat your own grenade, dumbass” distance. Unfortunately, the devs apparently thought this was such a potentially game-breaking ability that the instant-hit time is countered with both rarer, more limited ammo and less damage than things like the napalm cannon, rather than just one of the two like a more reasonable developer not holding out for a different game to release so its team can help them finish this one probably would have done. Primary fire launches a single shell, which impacts immediately at the target point and causes an explosion. Secondary launches five shells at once in a pattern. Uses howitzer shells as ammo, with Caleb’s max being 50.


Time Bombs

The last of the bomb varieties, probably closest in function to the old TNT bundles plus lighter combo. Physically differing from the proxy and remote bombs solely by the yellow highlights on its electronics, it is deployed in the same manner as the others, primary fire tossing a bomb and secondary dropping one. As the name suggests, it runs on a timer rather than detonating when a target gets close or at the press of a button; despite the manual’s claims (I really should have known better after the second lie it told), the timer is permanently set on five seconds, counting down as soon as the bar for throwing distance appears with primary and upon contact with the ground with secondary.


Ishmael’s version of the knife: a long, twisted and barbed sacrificial-type deal. I’m rather partial to Caleb’s because it resembles one from my own collection, but I’d be lying if I said this one wasn’t the most impressive-looking.

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“It’s clear that the citizens of New Town have a couple of severe problems… they are overfed and they are anal-expulsives. The combination is going to be lethal… for them. From the smell, their pipes could use a good cleaning. That’s you, immortal demigod and living high-colonic. It is clearly Gideon’s fault that you have fallen to this level. Ankle-deep in feces, as it were. Hmmm. You can add it to his bill and take it out in chunks.”

Wait… sewer level again? What the fuck, game, we did this alre- oh it’s over.

As much as I’m harping on sewer levels, the only real downside to them is how quickly the game gives up and throws me into them. They manage to avoid the typical sewer level quirks both times by being quick and to the point and having some actual color to them, and while there is the requisite percentage of shitwater, only one of the two forces you to wade through it, and even then only for thirty seconds. If anything, the only problems with this level are the problems that are inherent to the game at this point: overuse of Fanatics in bullshit locations and a refusal to give me anything more than a single medkit and maybe a hidden Life Seed to sustain myself.

The Weapons


Voodoo Doll

A magical weapon returning from the first game, the Voodoo Doll works essentially the same as it did before, damaging the nearest enemy it’s aimed at, and instead damaging the player if no enemies are in front of you. Like in the first game, the damage dealt depends on where the animation decides to have you stab the doll, though secondary effects beyond increased damage for hits to the head are probably not applicable against enemies in singleplayer. Uses Focus, the maximum amount of which is determined by the character’s intelligence, and is generally on a sliding scale from strength; Caleb only gets the bare minimum of 100 Focus. Primary fire uses 5 Focus at once to stab the doll in a random area, secondary spending 100 Focus on the target at once.

Yes, this was technically from the end of Chapter 1, but things were so hectic during the boss fight that I simply didn’t have time or the presence of mind to show it off for that (and it wasn’t that good for the situation anyway). Not showing it off in the previous level, though, that’s all on me.

Oh boy, this game was probably my first big gaming disappointment. I was a massive fan of the original game, so once I finally had a PC that could run this I immediately got a copy. I did not have fun, the game was incredibly difficult in a dickish way and the new weapons were just modern guns with barely interesting going on. (Admittedly I remember them being quite effective and I heard they added in a new BFG type of gun, but I never got to that point.) Since I never made it past halfway through chapter 2 I’m really excited how the rest of the game holds up.

And hey, at least Caleb still has some pretty great one liners.

“Hungry for more meat? Sure you are. We all are! At Cabalco, we understand meat, so we’ve developed a new line of products to fulfill all your varied meat needs! Meat In A Can! It’s both affordable and delicious! Comes in your favorite regular meat flavors…offal, cattle, foul, swine, goat, and bottom-feeding fish! Or, try out our newest selections! We’ve recently added a wonderfully yeasty sourdough meat, a fine new fermented-prune meat, and an ever-so-slightly hallucinogenic fungal meat! At a Cabalco Meat Packing Plant we continue to create the foods of the future! Even better we now average more than 82 percent E.Coli free!”

Yes, meat is exactly what we need to get our hands on directly after a sewer level. I mean, sure, we didn’t actually swim through any shit to contaminate it, let’s just double down on the lead and gunpowder.

At least the game’s being reasonable again and I’m actually getting health back.

The Weapons


Napalm Cannon

A returner from the first game. It takes a while to show up this time around, but the Napalm Cannon remains as one of the more common of the power weapons. Primary fire launches a slow-moving fireball, which explodes on contact with anything and deals heavy damage in a small radius. Secondary takes up 10 ammo to launch a slower ball that is supposed to send out more, smaller balls to continue damaging anyone caught in the general area. Uses gasoline as ammunition, which Caleb carries a maximum of 100 for.

“If you’re happy and you know it, pop some brains… If you’re happy and you know it, slice some veins… If you’re happy and you know it, bouncing heads will clearly show it… Nothing like loving one’s work. Another unmentionable station? Well, at least this one is more attractive than the last. Time to put the ol’ trigger finger to work. You are definitely from the wrong side of these tracks, and as usual, the light at the end of the tunnel just might be a train.”

At least Caleb seems to be enjoying himself. I like the look of this level, at least, these sorts of run-down urban areas are the kind of thing I always liked, probably ever since I first played DOM-Condemned back in Unreal Tournament. Unfortunately, the game is at the point where it seems to believe bullshit encounters with half a dozen Fanatics or three Drudge Lords at once are okay as long as it remembers to give me health every now and then. It’s at least not putting them in extremely cramped areas where it’s simply not possible to consistently dodge their attacks… it’s saving those for the encounters with only two Drudge Lords.

The Weapons


The Orb

A new magical weapon, this time based on the Sentinel spheres utilized by the Tall Man of the Phantasm film series; it’s essentially Blood’s answer to Turok’s infamous Cerebral Bore (amusingly, Turok 2 actually came out exactly one month before this game), a floating orb with various blades that seeks out the head of the target and bores into their skull, though it’s not quite as messy or damaging. Primary fire throws out the Orb in a straight line to start attacking any enemy it comes into contact with, while secondary allows controlling the orb through the level to seek out whatever target the player likes, though leaving themselves vulnerable to attack. Uses Focus, 20 per attack. Notably, the secondary fire requires 200 Focus, meaning Caleb and Gabriella are not able to take advantage of it in the unmodified game.

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“Sick of throwing your hard-earned money down the tubes in rent? Of course you are! That’s why your friends at Cabalco Home Construction and Real Estate have just finished a darling new subdivision. We know land is expensive and scarce so we went ahead and dumped some fresh loam over that nasty old radioactive/toxic cesspit at Love Canal! A new house from Cabalco has never been so cheap! And, if you’re planning a family, buy big! Please disregard any rumors you’ve heard about infertility, general malaise, constant vomiting, the ubiquitous ‘three-headed love child’ or any other such nonsense. Here at Cabalco we care and our housing prices are more than fair!”

Personally, this is one of my favorite levels simply for the fact that it shows off some more of what LithTech could do that wasn’t directly in relation to a badly balanced fully-3D Duke 3D clone. I remember the first time I played this game I had just learned about canal locks in relation to the Panama Canal or something along those lines, and even being several years after Blood II came out, that a game from 1998 was able to do that sort of thing was impressive to me.

Unfortunately, this is tempered by one of the single longest and most boring encounters in the game. It perfectly encapsulates the real problem with the game now that it’s relying on mostly Shikari and Drudge Lords to populate parts of the levels that are supposed to be the big fight areas, and it leads me to believe that the concepts for the enemies themselves are flawed - I mean, every encounter with a Drudge Lord, at least when I didn’t abuse shotgun-switching to shred it, has consisted of either A) pour bullets into it while it tries to remember I’m there long enough to throw fireballs at me, or B) jump around a far-too-cramped area hoping I only get lightly singed by the splash damage rather than completely cooked by eating the fireball directly.

I mean, when you think about it - this is an enemy that takes a lot of bullets to go down and launches decently-fast, highly-damaging fireballs three at a time at you. It’s basically a weaker Cyberdemon. Thing is, those were rightfully placed in extremely limited numbers; between Ultimate Doom and Doom II you only find ten of them, and Final Doom, without secrets, another 16. Outside of that one level in Plutonia Experiment, you know who throws multiple Cyberdemons at once, constantly, at you? People who are fucking intentionally trolling you and everybody else who plays their mod by making it intentionally shitty and impossible. We can just be thankful one of the lessons Monolith learned from the Shogo/Blood II brouhaha is to never rush a game out like this again.

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“Less than impressed by the local transit system’s safety record? There’s only one thing to do! Destroy it! That’s right, tear the mutha down. Ticket? Hell no! The only ticket you need is your boomstick. And this ticket is going to wreck havoc on the opposition. Joy in one’s work is definitely a plus. Maybe it would be wise to take a moment to get out and get some stale air this time. The last couple of rides have been a little too ‘close.’”

I feel like the game is starting to fall into the trap of “making fun of your own issues makes them go away” here, and as someone who has fallen into that trap himself many times (like right now, for instance) I would know.

Fortunately, train time means I have another opportunity to get to what’s supposed to be the real meat and potatoes of this LP. And it also does something interesting and new for once. And the game also bugs out again - for a change of pace.

“Ha! That bastard Gideon thought he would lose you by pulling the ol’ switcheroo. Fat chance fancy pants! When you catch him he’s definitely in store for your own brand of switch. Let’s see, you could start by taking his head and changing his view to something a bit more inward looking. You can bet that since he’s had his head up there so long, he’ll find the perspective familiar. Into the breach, and all that. Well, enough warm thoughts… there’s a job at hand and this time that Blue Line is gonna get painted red. Blood red.”

Another repeat level, but… well, I don’t want to talk about it. This is just the prelude to the chapter’s end, anyway.

This is normally the point where I’d have two videos, but the end of chapter one is taking more work than I expected. It’s going to be the same sort of video as the last one, just talking a little about a different series entirely.

“Now this is more like it. Feels just like home. Makes one want to lie down and take the long sleep. Being immortal just ain’t what it’s cracked up to be. Far more effort then one could have expected. At least you get to help others attain what you never can. Even better, you can offer a faster assist than they could ever imagine. That’s you always kindness and charitable thoughts. Time to speed their passage. Come out, come out wherever you are… you area bout to be, ahem, chosen.”

The good news, this chapter’s boss encounter isn’t nearly as ridiculous as the Naga from the end of the first chapter. The bad news, that means this boss is going to be making repeat appearances. The worse news, that’s going to start right in the very next level.

With this, Chapter 2 comes to a close. As I said in the video, we’re more than halfway through the game now - going strictly by level numbers, we’re about two-thirds of the way through. We’ll start Chapter 3 next Friday.

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“Now entering New Town, home of Cabalco Industries’ immense corporate Headquarters! Riots and civil uprisings are rarely a problem anymore! Overlooking the lovely burning river of White Rock, New Town is the near-perfect picture of a city only gently-oppressed by a giant, amoral megacorp! Sure, we admit that there are still the occasional ritual sacrifices, or kidnapping-by-dark, and yes, sometimes people disappear never to be seen or heard from again, but the streets are mostly safe and clean, and our economy is on the rise with only a few minor hiccups. We’re New Town! Cabalco is our friend!”

We’re entering the endgame here, so things are going to be getting more serious, at least as far as enemy count and placement goes. Fanatics are going to start giving way for the occasional Prophet, and there’s just going to be more and more Shikari and Drudge Lords. This is also the point where the developers forgot to give unique names to the levels so a good half of them are labeled “Cabalco Industries”.

The Weapons


CabalCo Death Ray

A new energy weapon, developed by CabalCo’s Advanced Weapons Division to be used in urban warfare by allowing ricocheting shots from behind cover without losing effectiveness. The design is based on the ray guns used by the Martians in 1996’s Mars Attacks! (info thanks to your evil twin). Primary fire shoots out a green laser that bounces off of walls and deals a decent amount of damage to whatever it hits - including the user, so some care is required before using (though not too much, it’s not Daikatana’s ion blaster that actively targets the user after two bounces). Secondary causes the weapon to tremble for a bit before emitting puffs of smoke in a cone at a decent rate, which deals a lot of damage but with incredibly short reach. Uses batteries as ammo, which Caleb can carry 500 of; primary uses 1 unit per shot and secondary uses 2.

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“Worried about your future? Did the other students terrorize you at your high school? Are you in need of a truly challenging career? Then join the ranks of Cabalco’s Security Division. You don’t know what a challenging day is… unless you’ve spent it naked-and-sweltering, inside a small, dark, nearly-airless-metal-box with only your feeble grip on sanity, and a couple o’ dozen hungry rats to keep you company! But enough about me! Our intense regimen of general-degradation and sock-beatings will make you feel like a new man, or woman! At the end of our 12 step program you’ll be handed a big gun and given daily life-and-death control over others! That’ll show those small-minded bastards you went to school with!”

I’m honestly having a hard time finding things to say about this level for this, even though I enjoyed myself in it. I guess just imagine the Center for Disease Management if it weren’t kind of trying to present itself as a legitimate business. Or the CAS Revenant interior if it were a good level.

The Weapons


Vulcan Cannon

The biggest and baddest of the regular bullet-firing weapons, a four-barreled beast that achieves accuracy through target saturation - after all, more bullets means more hits (source: Raymond Reinhardt, CEO of the World Federation). Both fire modes spray bullets in the general direction you’re aiming at like the MAC-10, but much faster and with more damage; the longer the trigger is held, the longer the weapon takes to wind down before you can start firing again the next time. Uses bullets, 4 per individual shot.

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“You’ve reached Cabalco’s top-secret High Temple. We’re not here at the moment, but please feel free to give blood, preferably human or goat, at the door. If this is an emergency, please light 69 white candles, scratch a large pentagram into the concrete floor with your fingernails, and dance, skyclad within it, after painting yourself with the blood of your torn and stumpy fingers while chanting to our dark god. An insidious servant of the Underworld will be with you shortly. Thank you for your patience!”

Level names like this make me glad I’m small-time enough that YouTube in general doesn’t notice me. The way things have been going lately, soon as I get really noticed they’re going to bring the hammer down on this video just because of the name and/or tags.

This update also neatly coincides with the one-year anniversary of me getting into Final Fantasy XIV, which I’m choosing to celebrate by resubscribing, so don’t be surprised if more updates end up being delayed by several minutes from me getting too focused on that game and forgetting what time it is.

The Characters


Ophelia Price
The last of the Chosen to be reunited with Caleb - appropriate, thematically or some other fancy word, given she was Caleb’s lover in the past. Interestingly, Ishmael’s dialogue indicated that she was actually the first to come back. Next to Caleb her pre-Cabal life has the most info about it, which, in terms of a Doom clone that saw the sort of innovation GoldenEye brought to the table and eschewed a lot of that out of spite, isn’t a whole lot. Her accent gives the impression she’s descended from English roots, though it’s unknown whether her parents moved then had her, or if she was born there then moved to America. She is also the only member of the Chosen known to have been legally married, though again whether she joined the Cabal then married another cultist or married someone who then dragged her into the Cabal is unknown (the expansion suggests the former, but, well… there are issues taking that at face value, is all I’ll say for now). Beyond that it’s known that she eventually had a child with him, but not very long after that child’s birth, her husband attempted to rescind his membership in the Cabal. They, naturally, didn’t take kindly to this, torching their homestead, an event which left Ophelia’s husband and child dead and her a gibbering wreck - which is where Caleb comes into the story. As mentioned before, she eventually returned to the Cult after Caleb took her in, dragging him along with her, the two becoming lovers as well as members of Tchernobog’s elite Chosen. And, like the others, she was killed on the fateful day their dark god’s plan for power started, kidnapped and killed by the gargoyle lord Cheogh, her corpse left on display to taunt Caleb following his return.

In gameplay terms, Ophelia is the closest to an attempt at being balanced. Her strength is dropped to 2 out of 5, but in return her intelligence is bumped up to 4 - neither as useless with magic weapons as Caleb and Ophelia nor as weak or with as little ammo as Ishmael. This leaves her as, probably, the most fun to play as in later portions of the game, since while she loses a significant amount of ammo capacity, it’s still twice as much as Ishmael gets for only a minor reduction in the amount of Focus, letting her play around more with the magic weapons without completely handicapping herself from using the much more varied and common firearms, and also not being quite as ridiculously easy to ventilate before she can get her hands on a weapon she’s good with. When idle, she will randomly recite verses from Oscar Wilde’s “The Dole of the King’s Daughter” or Anne Sexton’s “The Truth the Dead Know”.

Unfortunately, there’s nothing new to say about Ophelia’s voice - Lani Minella pulls double duty, as she was wont to do in the late '90s, voicing Ophelia as well as Gabriella.

The Weapons


Life Leech

Another returning magical weapon, the Life Leech is a staff with a skull on one end that fires off highly-damaging magical energy. It’s both better and worse in this game; it doesn’t deal quite as much damage as it used to, the projectiles curve in odd ways past close range, and they have splash damage so you can easily hurt yourself, but it now uses regenerating Focus instead of trapped souls or your own health, meaning you’re not playing a delicate balancing act between the health used to power it versus the health drained from your target for 85% of the time you’ve got one because the devs forgot to put more than one non-secret ammo pickup per episode. Primary fire launches a stream of magical energy which deals decent damage and absorbs health from the target at a rate of around 1 health per Focus point. Secondary uses up all of the player’s Focus to trigger a damaging shockwave that sends enemies flying, though knowing this game probably doesn’t actually damage them all that much. Uses Focus.


Ophelia’s version of the knife: a long and thin stiletto-type blade.

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“Welcome to Checkpoint Gnarly. Ha. The security around here looks a little overly… fanatical. There’s got to be an alternate entrance to the Cabalco HQ. In the meantime, it might be wise to do a bit of cleansing, and take down some unworthy opponents. Sometimes you have to make a bit of a mess to get a place clean. You’re just glad that you don’t have to get those gray-matter stains off the walls. Those have to be a serious drag when they’ve had time to dry. Time to make your own ‘unlimited-access’ pass.”

And we’re finally at the CabalCo HQ. Even though the loading screen text says otherwise - this is why I say take anything the game says there with a grain of salt. This is going to be an “interesting” part of the game because it’s going to try doing a hub-style level thing again but with shorter stops between retreads. As far as gameplay goes it’s going to turn into a slog real damn quick, but for you guys this means more chances for me to talk about the history of games from October and November of 1998.

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