Astrid and the Hollow Heart [CYOA]

Okay!

Here are the goals of Operation Ludicrous in no particular order:

  • Steal shit from fae folk.
  • Lie fantastically.
  • (Optional but recommended) Get wasted with fae folk.
  • Steal a fiddle.
    - Acquire a fucking sweet fairy tattoo from actual fairies.
  • Escape
  • (Optional) Belly flop into that mushroom circle.

Here are the steps I am going to proceed down in my efforts to see Operation Ludicrous to completion:
Step 1: Make and wear a crown, paint ourselves up to look foolish.
Step 2: Brazenly walk out and approach the clearing as highly obvious as we can.
Step 2.5: Engage the fairies in conversation.
Step 3: COMMENCE LYING.
Step 4: With the justification of our lies, help ourselves to their shit.
Step 5: Claim we can play the fiddle. [LYING INTENSIFIES]
Step 6: If given a fiddle to prove it attempt to play it.
Step 7: Escape.

At any point in time down this 7 step program I invite anyone to interject because this is not the Jenner Fun Time Hog the Thread Zone, this is a thread for everyone and I just have a terrible idea that I’m trying to see through. I invite derails gladly