Okay!
Here are the goals of Operation Ludicrous in no particular order:
- Steal shit from fae folk.
- Lie fantastically.
- (Optional but recommended) Get wasted with fae folk.
- Steal a fiddle.
- Acquire a fucking sweet fairy tattoo from actual fairies. - Escape
- (Optional) Belly flop into that mushroom circle.
Here are the steps I am going to proceed down in my efforts to see Operation Ludicrous to completion:
Step 1: Make and wear a crown, paint ourselves up to look foolish.
Step 2: Brazenly walk out and approach the clearing as highly obvious as we can.
Step 2.5: Engage the fairies in conversation.
Step 3: COMMENCE LYING.
Step 4: With the justification of our lies, help ourselves to their shit.
Step 5: Claim we can play the fiddle. [LYING INTENSIFIES]
Step 6: If given a fiddle to prove it attempt to play it.
Step 7: Escape.
At any point in time down this 7 step program I invite anyone to interject because this is not the Jenner Fun Time Hog the Thread Zone, this is a thread for everyone and I just have a terrible idea that I’m trying to see through. I invite derails gladly