This is slowbeef’s. It is for Chrono Trigger. It is private property, so do not even copy this. There may be more. Chrono Trigger from this perspective appears to be confusing to the poor ‘beef. There are plot holes. He seems to enjoy the gameplay. The music was boring. Psychologically he is suffering. Delicious. The dark memoirs of a dog, then. Crono is cute. Marle is a bigot. I post this for slowbeef because we are protecting his IP. Indeed, all try to Video Game Recap, if you want. I am monster ink. - monster ink
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Chrono Trigger
I Hate My Life
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Introduction
I hate my own life.
Please take it from me.
It is Chrono Trigger I guess.
Though it is not on my PlayStation.
Or emulator I guess. Is it malfunctioning?
Pyramid scheme. Lazy animations. Hola homeboy.
Cash in the weirdest places. Window dressings. Moms alone.
Bye for now. Lucia’s house. Marle’s kingdom. Lavos is uh I don’t know.
Stones throw away from the millenial (Millenial?) fair (Fair?) grounds (Ugh. Sp?)
(Is it Sp?. or sp? etc.? Where does the period go? Is sp& accepted all around, guys?)
Molybdenum monocole verbose running man syndrome ass clowns storefront disco odyssey.
Page break. It seems while not intended, is it?, KYS for sure, jockular though go the borogoves, yikes!
On my iPad the Notes app lacks bolding very easily. Also it has a simple layout. It is bad. Improve it. No
pics can be added - my VR here will be all in text. I have media. No embellishments muchly. The page count above is theoretical. Let us move on. Crono is teleporting. What, did you want a story? This isn’t a book bro. This is real life. Strained devices in the wavy concavey. Y-eronimo. Did they play test this? Because I cannot figure out anything. Nothing was normal. Crono is a hairy schmoe. The katana is an anachronistic touch. Did you know that? Ana-chron oh forget it. Is that intentional? Later we’ll learn they have spaceships in this sci-fi world. The Porre have cyborgs. The robots are later. Apparently they already had those. Cross isn’t very open about anything either. In one area, or like, many, there are future punk trophies. Sue me later. This series is shit. Crono is shit. Frog is shit. The x-skill was shit. Use the force instead. Lame. Marle again. Lucca again. No pathos, eh? Guards? They just killed a citizen of yours! The monsters are invading! The land is broken! Food is rare! Magic is powerful! Your right. We’ll lets move on. Back in 1000 AD nothing has changed. The dude is dead. So the whole plot is now lying to you. They said it is not a one dimension. Changing things later doesn’t effect the past. Changing the past should effect the future. The past did effect the future. What the fuck? Epic.
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Zeal crashed. Motherfuckers aren’t around anymore.
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The fucking chancellor just died when originally he didn’t. The future change?
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Spell it out for me. Get this funky spank opsoda in the Metz. Holy shit.
They said the meteor killed the dinosaurs. If the C-Team takes one back home, does this change anything? The future? The past? Argh! Lavos was buried. Why!? Lavos doesn’t wait. Lavos was summoned to fucking chill? What the fuck? Magus hates humans. (The Zeal are monsters? Is Schala? They didn’t make this obvious, did they? Are the other Zeal-era fools who don’t like heights monsters? Did they evolve? Can robots love? News propaganda?) Whammo. Like, though, now there is a trial.
Crono’s mom is hanging out. Putting change in Crono’s socks. Crono’s executed. The end.
Except that Lucca is insane. Now they’re fugitives. Even though Crono is innocent. That bitch Marle is a fucking psycho. She just got everyone killed. Lavos is her enemy. Dude, what? So Ozzie, Flea and Slash always lost? Ozzie’s descendant is a human God. Chicken fucker over there is a hero of the monster crackhouse timeshare. Next time, Crono goes bonkers.
-Robots!
-Cavesters!
-Zeal!
And old men.
Spaceships.
Jesus effing Christ.
Chrono Trigger, folks.