OHPW - Business May Die [Fire Pro Wrestling World]

Deathmaster780 · January 3, 2019, 9:12pm

Fire Pro Wrestling World is a bit more accessible then the 2K Games are. That being said it is still kind of a confusing system and so if anyone has any questions about it and IGgy isn’t around I am available for questioning as well.

IGgy · January 6, 2019, 1:55am

The first show will be next week on Saturday at the earliest, but probably the week after. The initial setup always takes a bit.

The first new batch of characters is in:

Dash Rendar (Blind Sally)

(Made by me)
You didn’t specify whether you wanted me to make regular Dash or washed-up and overweight Dash. So I made them both (it’s just a minor edit) and threw in the Final Episode attire of both LPFWA seasons he was on because he always ends up in his underwear.

DivineCoffeeBinge

(Made by me)
Here she is. I took a few liberties with the move set. I still remember what her Finisher, the Espresso Shot, was beofore (A corner Shiranui) so I made it that. I also gave her a Blue Thunder Bomb, A Top Rope Elbow (though, that is her least flippy top rope maneuver) and then there’s a move that is called Ultimate Hold that looks physics defying and may be an Izuna Drop or something similar. Though, let me know if you want me to change it to how you requested it in the form. Also: That’s the NJPW Lion Mark on her chest. If you don’t look to hard it looks a little bit like a Starbucks logo.

Mr. Shakedown (Voltic Surge)

(Made by Deathmaster780)
Unfortunately there’s no Fedora in this game and the selection of hats is rather limited (It’s a couple bandanas mostly and a baseball cap.

The Great Maharaja (cybernetic caveman)

(Made by PublicOpinion)
Not really sure I have to say anything about this one. It’s apparently a bear with a T-shirt that looks like the bare chest of a human… I’ll take it.

IGgy · January 9, 2019, 12:21am

These are all the finished ones so far! If you spy yours in there and have any questions or want me to change things just let me know. There’s still a few that are unfinished or that we haven’t started on yet but this goes faster than I thought it would. (And Sally, still waiting on whether you want Dash Classic or Out of shape Dash.)

First show will most likely be next week on Saturday. More info incoming once we have the first match card set up.

In no particular order. You can download most of them here and the ones you can’t will be added eventually.

IGgy · January 16, 2019, 7:55pm

Okay, people, it’s time for our first show. It will be this saturday at 23:00 GMT+1. Click that last link and the page handily will convert that to your local time zone.

I’ve uploaded more pics of the Roster, like the ones from earlier but now there’s more here. And I’m still not done with all the submissions, there’s more characters to come.

Below is the match card for our inaugural show!

#1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch (Ref: Guy Skull)
Dash Rendar vs. IGgy

#2 Three-Way (First Fall) (Ref: Guy Skull)
Princess Slaughter vs. Vacation Skeleton vs. The Ego

#3 Landmine Deathmatch (Ref: Guy Skull)
Lemuel Post vs. Fomore

#4 Singles Match (Ref: Guy Skull)
King Skeleton vs. DivineCoffeeBinge

#5 Bunny Championship :3 (Ref: Majestic Goat-Man)
Palpatine vs. Rosette

#6 Tag Team Match (Ref: Guy Skull)
Pine Appel & Cheese Pietzza vs. HazMatt & Rick Wreckage

#7 Seven Deadly Pins Championship (Ref: Mama Bear)
Suzan Blades vs. Boob Marley vs. Grace Thoruson vs. Undeddie Guerrero vs. The Great Maharaja vs. N-T Punk vs. Harmony Gray vs. Mr. Shakedown

I knew you’d appreciate that. If DCB loses all the time again it’s not on purpose, by the way.

You say that as though Palpy ever wore pants, though he’s getting confident to show more and more leg. (Technically it’s about the same length as his last LPFWA incarnation, but due to the squatting stance I gave him it looks like he hasn’t got any robe at all.)

IGgy · January 19, 2019, 9:45pm

Going live with OHPW now. The show will begin in 15 minutes.
https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen

IGgy · January 20, 2019, 12:28pm

OHPW - Week 1: Business May Die (Twitch VOD)

And three clips, all of them from the second match!
https://clips.twitch.tv/HotAverageMartenOpieOP
https://clips.twitch.tv/DeterminedPeppyPorpoiseCmonBruh
https://clips.twitch.tv/CaringTolerantKiwiBrainSlug

And one from King Skeleton vs. DCB
https://clips.twitch.tv/UglyRefinedGoatBCWarrior

According to the game’s algorithm this show had an average 90.43% Match Rating.

Match Card and Results:

Okay, people, it’s time for our first show. It will be this saturday at 23:00 GMT+1. Click that last link and the page handily will convert that to your local time zone.

I’ve uploaded more pics of the Roster, like the ones from earlier but now there’s more here. And I’m still not done with all the submissions, there’s more characters to come.

Below is the match card for our inaugural show!

Scene: Satan introduces OHPW somewhat and announces a Tournament for the BIG Title, the Infernal Hellweight Title starting next show!

#1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch (Ref: Guy Skull)
Dash Rendar vs. IGgy

The Pinning of IGgy IGsen by the Coward Dash Rendar - Match Rating: 100%

#2 Three-Way (First Fall) (Ref: Guy Skull)
Princess Slaughter vs. Vacation Skeleton vs. The Ego

This match dragged on but everybody had a great time. Especially Vacation Skeleton because they won by submitting Princess Slaughter - Match Rating: 96%

Scene: Lemuel attempts to convince IGgy of his causes but IGgy is too busy hailing Satan, then Satan reveals the tragic Backstory of Lemuel, who somehow thinks he’s stuck in a christian hell and is banned from heaven. That would have been two flashback episodes in an anime.

#3 Landmine Deathmatch (Ref: Guy Skull)
Lemuel Post vs. Fomore

Fomore took the win here, after like, 12 Burning Hammers (or CAP - Corporate Approved Punishment) they managed to submit Lemuel with a Binding Clutch. Whoa whoa whoa! Wheeeeee! - Match Rating: 73%

#4 Singles Match (Ref: Guy Skull)
King Skeleton vs. DivineCoffeeBinge

D C B, D C B, D C B, they chanted, but to no avail. King Skeleton was the one who won this match via pinfall - Match Rating: 90%

Scene: Majestic Goat-Man is backstage and gets acquainted with Mama Bear. Goat explains that he won the Bunny Championship once but broke his neck in the process. He made a deal with the cosmic bunnies to become the referee for a new Bunny Title in Hell in exchange for a recovered neck. I then immediately forgot to set him as a ref in the match he was supposed to be the referee for.

#5 Bunny Championship :3 (Ref: Majestic Goat-Man)
Palpatine vs. Rosette

Palpy putting over the new talent strong as Rosette gets a Pinfall Victory over him. - Match Rating: 79%

#6 Tag Team Match (Ref: Guy Skull)
Pine Appel & Cheese Pietzza vs. HazMatt & Rick Wreckage

PineAppel Pietzza take the win after a hard-fought match when Pine Appel pins Rick Wreckage - Match Rating: 95%

Scene:

#7 Seven Deadly Pins Championship (Ref: Mama Bear)
Suzan Blades vs. Boob Marley vs. Grace Thoruson vs. Undeddie Guerrero vs. The Great Maharaja vs. N-T Punk vs. Harmony Gray vs. Mr. Shakedown

This is just the kind of Clusterfuck everybody expected it to be. Eight idiots in one ring and they took each other out one after another. First N-T Punk, then Harmony, the Maharaja, Grace, Suzan, Boob and Mr. Shakedown until only Undeddie Guerrero remained standing. - Match Rating: 100%

The below is a post from my former Patreon which is no longer in use. I’ve appended it to the corresponding update post to preserve it.

It’s been about a month in the making but we finally launched OHPW for good. And it was a fun show too.

I made a ton of wrestlers but also got plenty of help from Deathmaster780 and PublicOpinion who both made some characters of their own and helped me work through the submissions. Of course there were some other people who submitted their own characters as well.

I have 78 hours logged into Fire Pro Wrestling world now. Before I started on this it was closer to 20. A lot of work went into creating character’s appearances and movesets but even more time was taken up by watching matches to make tweaks to the CPU logic to make sure everything works as intended. And I didn’t get done with everyone yet and even the one’s i ended up being satisfied with will likely be tweaked more over time as more matches happen and I notice peculiarities.

I also actually comissioned an artist (PublicOpinion) to make a logo for OHPW. It was a very smooth and quick process and the NJPW style Devil Mark you’ve been seeing is the result.

I hope OHPW will go for a long time. I just have to get used to live editing again. Haven’t done this since LPFWA Season 2.

IGgy · January 23, 2019, 4:55pm

Okay, it is time again! The next show will be on on Saturday, at the usual time.

We will crown a Darkweight champion, determine a No. 1 Contender for the Legion Titles and, most importantly, the tournament for the Infernal Hellweight Championship begins. The brackets are as follows:

This week we will do all the first round matches for group 1, next week it’ll be the first round for group 2 and in a big show after that we will have the remaining seven tournament matches as well as all regular title matches.

But first, here’s this week’s match card:

#1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch
IGgy IGsen (‘c’) vs. Palpatine

#2 IHC Tournament Group 1 - Round 1
Firestar vs. Harmony Gray

#3 IHC Tournament Group 1 - Round 1
Grace Thoruson vs. Angus McMutton

#4 No. 1 Contender Match for the Legion Titles
Fallout Boys vs. Lemuel & Inspector Jane

#5 Bunny Championship :3
Anna May vs. Canada “Rosette” Alderman ©

#6 IHC Tournament Group 1 - Round 1
Weeb Weaver vs. Fomore

#7 IHC Tournament Group 1 - Round 1
Hellranger Flamander vs. DivineCoffeeBinge

#8 Underworld Darkweight Championship
Super Samio vs. The Cocademon

IGgy · January 26, 2019, 9:45pm

Going live now and starting in 15 minutes https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen

Here’s the match card again:
#1 IGgy IGsen vs. Palpatine for the Jabroni Royale
#2 Firestar vs. Harmony Gray
#3 Grace Thoruson vs. Angus McMutton
#4 Fallout Boys vs. Lemuel Post & Inspector Jane
#5 Anna May vs. Canada “Rosette” Alderman for the Bunny Title :3
#6 Weeb Weaver vs. Fomore
#7 Hellranger Flamander vs. DivineCoffeeBinge
#8 Super Samio vs. The Cocademon for the Darkweight Title

IGgy · January 27, 2019, 1:47pm

OHPW - Week #2: Turning Heel

Reversals: https://clips.twitch.tv/RealOpenDolphinTebowing
Super Samio going on Vacation: https://clips.twitch.tv/PlayfulHumbleBobaAMPEnergyCherry

The average match rating was 89.88 %
The average Game Time from Bell to Bell was: 16:12

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Okay, it is time again! The next show will be on on Saturday, at the usual time.

We will crown a Darkweight champion, determine a No. 1 Contender for the Legion Titles and, most importantly, the tournament for the Infernal Hellweight Championship begins. The brackets are as follows:

This week we will do all the first round matches for group 1, next week it’ll be the first round for group 2 and in a big show after that we will have the remaining seven tournament matches as well as all regular title matches.

But first, here’s this week’s match card:

#1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch
IGgy IGsen (‘c’) vs. Palpatine

They take too long to finish and so they both exploded and are now dead. rip (It’s a draw) - Match Rating 100%

Scene: A press conference for our latest big signing, Flamander, is held. While he has been a hero in the past he is now very different. He looks down on his past self and promises to destroy his first opponent, DCB.

#2 IHC Tournament Group 1 - Round 1
Firestar vs. Harmony Gray

Lotsa fire breathing and low blows from Firestar. I guess Harmony didn’t expect that because even though she tried her best she was defeated by Firestar via Pinfall. - Match Rating: 90%

#3 IHC Tournament Group 1 - Round 1
Grace Thoruson vs. Angus McMutton

What a war. At 20:07 Game Minutes this is the longest singles match on the card. Angus dominated early on but Grace mounted a very successful comeback until Angus hit the Tru Bru and pinned Grace for the 3-Count. - Match Rating: 97%

Scene: Inspector Jane appears in OHPW. Her mission is to expose crimes (?) and get that vile IGgy behind bars??? Lemuel also appears and does his angel schtick and surprises Jane with the fact that she’s already on today’s match card and teaming with Lemuel. They form a tag team that we will call “Lawful Good” from now on.

#4 No. 1 Contender Match for the Legion Titles
Fallout Boys vs. Lemuel & Inspector Jane

This match devolved into chaos at times, where everybody was attacking everyone, especially when the action moved outside the ring. In the end it was Lemuel who submitted HazMatt with Angel Wings. - Match Rating: 91%

#5 Bunny Championship :3
Anna May vs. Canada “Rosette” Alderman ©

The Anime Bear Princess challenged Rosette for the Bunny Title but in the end Rosette defendes the Bun, beating Anna May via submission. - Match Rating: 87%

#6 IHC Tournament Group 1 - Round 1
Weeb Weaver vs. Fomore

Whoa whoa whoa, weeeeeeee! Fomore manages to put down Weeb with CAP, pinning them for the 3-Count - Match Rating: 81%

Scene: DCB hangs out in the lockers, panicking because of having to face Flamander but to the rescue comes Angus, offering her some of the Tru Bru that makes his head harder. Reluctantly, DCB accepts.

#7 IHC Tournament Group 1 - Round 1
Hellranger Flamander vs. DivineCoffeeBinge

Surprisingly, DCB didn’t go down in seconds instead it was a competitive match. She even got to hit her finisher and got a near fall off of that. When Flamander hit his finisher, The Snake, DCB got up immediately, however, the next move was what took her down for the 3-Count. - Match Rating: 92%

#8 Underworld Darkweight Championship
Super Samio vs. The Cocademon

To determine our first Darkweight Champion these two went one on one. After 16 minutes Cocademon becomes the first Darkweight Champion using his submission finisher, the Carbonated Footprint. - Match Rating 81%

So, after this show the state of the tournament is as follows:

IGgy · January 30, 2019, 11:39pm

By this point I’m sure you know the drill.
The show will be at the usual time, in the usual place]

Our tournament for the Hellweight Title rages on, this time the first round of the second group will take place. This is the bracket as of right now:

Additionally, we’ll determine our first Tag champions.

The match card is as follows:

#1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch
IGgy IGsen (‘c’) vs. DivineCoffeeBinge

#2 IHC Tournament Group 2 - Round 1
King Skeleton vs. Dash Rendar

#3 IHC Tournament Group 2 - Round 1
Vacation Skeleton vs. Suzan Blades

#4 Three-Way (First Fall)
Nawt A Robutt vs. Pantha vs. Manic Misanthropic

#5 Bunny Championship :3
Mr. Shakedown vs. Rosette ©

#6 IHC Tournament Group 2 - Round 1
Undeddie Guerrero vs. Great Maharaja

#7 IHC Tournament Group 2 - Round 1
Black vs. Boob Marley

#8 OHPW Legion Tag Titles
Lawful Good vs. Pineapple Pizza

IGgy · February 2, 2019, 9:45pm

Going live now and starting in 15 minutes https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen

Here’s the match card again:
#1 IGgy IGsen ('c) vs. DivineCoffeeBinge for the Jabroni Royale
#2 King Skeleton vs. Dash Rendar
#3 Vacation Skeleton vs. Suzan Blades
#4 Nawt A Robutt vs. Pantha vs. Manic Misanthropic
#5 Mr. Shakedown vs. Rosette © for the Bun :3
#6 Undeddie Guerrero vs. Great Maharaja
#7 Black vs. Boob Marley
#8 Lawful Good vs. Pineapple Pizza for the Legion Tag Titles

Deathmaster780 · February 3, 2019, 6:50am

Suzan%20Headshot%202 Do you know the Power of SOULS? Because I do! Every time I slay an opponent I feel the rush of victory and I know what it’s like to be the best. Vacation Skeleton, you put up a good fight but now it’s time to go back to your lawn chair for I’ve got a Tournament to win.

Suzan%20Headshot%202 Dash Render, I don’t like a single thing about you. You look like one of those posers who wanders into the Motorcycle Bar every now and again. I’ll deal with you the same way I deal with them and trust me, you can’t Outrun this Knight.

Suzan%20Headshot%202 So you’d best put up the best goddamned fight you can because nothing is getting in between me and that Hellweight Title and all the SOULS that will be coming for it!

Deathmaster780 · February 3, 2019, 7:00am

Mina%20Headshot%202 Hey Scotsman, how big of an explosion will there be if I set your Tru Bru on fire?

IGgy · February 3, 2019, 1:36pm

OHPW - Week #3: Illegal Chairs

Clips:
DIVE! (Match 2): https://clips.twitch.tv/CautiousSnappyEmuKappaRoss
Bonk (Match 4): https://clips.twitch.tv/GracefulCorrectGoshawkCoolStoryBro
WTF (Match 6 Outcome spoiler): https://www.twitch.tv/videos/374288785
The chest has been sunk (Match 7 Outcome spoiler): https://clips.twitch.tv/FunnyMotionlessTaroKreygasm

The average match rating for this show is: 89.75%
The average match duration for this show is: 19:11 Kayfabe Minutes

Match Card and Results:

By this point I’m sure you know the drill.
The show will be at the usual time, in the usual place]

Our tournament for the Hellweight Title rages on, this time the first round of the second group will take place. This is the bracket as of right now:

Additionally, we’ll determine our first Tag champions.

The match card is as follows:

#1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch
IGgy IGsen (‘c’) vs. DivineCoffeeBinge

There’s some flippy shit because I accidentally forgot to make this a barbed wire match. In the end IGgy defeats DCB with a Stunner for the pin. - Match Rating: 83%

Scene: Dash is in the post-match interview area trying to put himself over while there isn’t anyone there. Leebo berates him a bit on it all but Dash appears impervious to all his attempts at reasoning and in denial that maybe he’s not, in fact, the greatest there ever was.

#2 IHC Tournament Group 2 - Round 1
King Skeleton vs. Dash Rendar

It sucks and I aplogize for this but Dash actually won using the Outrider (Phoenixplex) - Match Rating: 100%

#3 IHC Tournament Group 2 - Round 1
Vacation Skeleton vs. Suzan Blades

I’m also sorry for this one because Vacation Skeleton did not win. Suzan andvances in the tournament and will face Dash Rendar next round. - Match Rating: 96%

Scene: Nawt a Robutt is backstage, preparing for the match when Palpy comes in and tries to recruit him but to no avail, because Robutt is not an actual idiot.

#4 Three-Way (First Fall)
Nawt A Robutt vs. Pantha vs. Manic Misanthropic

This match is as much chaos as the last one but at least it didn’t last 45 kayfabe minutes until Pantha managed to submit Manic while Robutt watched. - Match Rating: 100%

Scene Before the match Shakedow tries to scare Rosette but it doesn’t really work. Basically this is just the slightly reworded intro for Mr. Shakedown from Yakuza 0

#5 Bunny Championship :3
Mr. Shakedown vs. Rosette ©

With 9:39 K-Minutes this is our shortest match so far and Mr. Shakedown wins, taking the Bunny Title :3 as his own. - Match Rating: 70%

#6 IHC Tournament Group 2 - Round 1
Undeddie Guerrero vs. Great Maharaja

Oof. This had all the makings of a classic. Then Undeddie did the unthinkable! His trademark chair spot. A dumbfounded Maharaja caught a chair thrown by Undeddie for the referee to heroically step in and DQ Maharaja. - Match Rating: 87%

#7 IHC Tournament Group 2 - Round 1
Black vs. Boob Marley

These two hosses went hard and it was close but in the end Black, instead of using the Blackout for the win, took Boob’s Sunken Chest and immediatelly caused him to tap out. rip boob - Match Rating: 97%

#8 OHPW Legion Tag Titles
Lawful Good vs. Pineapple Pizza

These two teams gave it their all to be the first Legion Tag Champions. It was Cheese Pietzza who submitted Lemuel using a Figure 4 Neck Lock to earn the win and the titles for their team. - Match Rating: 85%

ENCORE

#0 The first match again but this time actually with barbed wire
IGgy IGsen (‘c’) vs. DivineCoffeeBinge

Exactly the same as the original match. IGgy does a Stunner and pins DCB. Rest in peace.

And here we have the state of the tournament:

Next week we’ll have a PPV or well, PPV stands for Pay Per View but the show will be free of course. It’s just a kind of bigger once in a month kind of show. We’ll finish the tournament and have every title be defended. After that the show will resume as what may or may not be accurately described as “normal”

yerpalhal · February 3, 2019, 5:57pm

the following promo is translated for your reading pleasure

ANGUS: Tru bru is indeed poweful enough to blow a hole in the moon if set on fire. But Firestar maybe you should swig it yersel…its the only way you are gettin past me next saturday. As fer ye flamander if ye win i am gonna gub ye so hard yuir stupid mask explodes fir whit ye did to yon dcb lassie. Fomore…err i huv nae beef wie ye beat flamander and let huv a good auld fashoned danny brook.

Deathmaster780 · February 3, 2019, 6:36pm

Mina%20Headshot%202 Wicked Bro! Then we’re going to burn this place down! 당신 안녕을 사랑!

IGgy · February 6, 2019, 8:02pm

Hello again everybody. It’s time for our first major event. We’ll come together in the usual place, at the usual time and crown our first ever Infernal Hellweight Champion as we wrap up our Hellweight Tournament. Who will it be? On top of that all our titles will be defended on the show. The Legion Titles, the Bunny Title :3, the Darkweight Title, the Seven Deadly Pins Title and even the Jabroni Royale

The tournament right now:

#1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch
DivineCoffeeBinge (‘c’) vs. The Great Maharaja

#2 Seven Deadly Pins
Hobo One Kevodki vs. Harley Havic vs. Manic Misanthrope vs. Weeb Weaver vs. The Ego vs. Super Samio vs. Kelsey Slaughter vs. Undeddie Guerrero ©

#3 IHC Tournament Round 2 - Group 1
Firestar vs. Angus McMutton

#4 IHC Tournament Round 2 - Group 2
Dash Rendar vs. Suzan Blade

#5 IHC Tournament Round 2 - Group 1
Fomore vs. Flamander

#6 IHC Tournament Round 2 - Group 2
Undeddie Guerrero vs. Black

#8 IHC Tournament Semi-Final - Group 1
Winner of Match 3 vs. Winner of Match 5

#9 IHC Tournament Semi-Final - Group 2
Winner of Match 4 vs. Winner of Match 6

#12 Infernal Hellweight Championship
Winner of Match 8 vs. Winner of Match 9

IGgy · February 9, 2019, 9:45pm

Going live now and starting in 15 minutes https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen

Here’s the match card again:
#1 DCB © vs. Great Maharaja for the Jabroni Royale
#2 Hobo vs. Harley vs. Manic vs. Weeb vs. Ego vs. Samio vs. Kelsey vs. Undeddie © for 7 Deadly Pins
#3 Firestar vs. Angus McMutton
#4 Dash Rendar vs. Suzan Blade
#5 Fomore vs. Flamander
#6 Undeddie Guerrero vs. Black
#7 The Fun Gang vs. Pineapple Pizza © for the Legion Titles
#8 Winner of 3 vs. Winner of 5
#9 Winner of 4 vs. Winner of 6
#10 N-T Punk vs. Mr. Shakedown © for the Bunny Title :3
#11 Pantha vs. Cocademon © for the Darkweight Title
#12 Winner of 8 vs. Winner of 9 for the Hellweight Title

Deathmaster780 · February 10, 2019, 6:00am

Mina%20Headshot%202 Well that sucked, it’s what I get for only cheating at a 60% level. And the Scottsman didn’t even blow up when I lit him up! Man I need to find someone else to beat up to cheer me up now.
Oh well, till next time 당신 안녕을 사랑!

yerpalhal · February 10, 2019, 11:04am

Angus: Man whit a nicht eh. Man i never had this hard fought a match since the gorbals rammy of 2016. I beat the mighty flamander! how awesome is that

-sips some true bru-

Susan I see a great career in yuir future hen continue to brutalise anyone stupid to get in yuir way and if ye need someone tae dae the brutalising then feel free tae caw me i like a good rammy.

Noo as fir ye firestar I need to explode a schmuck called Schicklgrubers car ye in hen…i’ll show ye how explosive tru bru mixed wie hellfire is