# OHPW - Business May Die \[Fire Pro Wrestling World\] **URL:** \ **Category:** Streams\ **Tags:** stream, games\ **Created:** [January 3, 2019, 8:30pm UTC](https://www.lp.zone/t/ohpw-business-may-die-fire-pro-wrestling-world/3555 "2019-01-03T20:30:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![IGgy](https://www.lp.zone/user_avatar/www.lp.zone/iggy/32/85008_2.png) [@IGgy](https://www.lp.zone/u/IGgy)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2019, 8:44pm UTC](https://www.lp.zone/t/ohpw-business-may-die-fire-pro-wrestling-world/3555/101 "2019-06-29T20:44:33Z")
Going live now and starting in 15 minutes [https://www.twitch.tv/iggy\_igsen](https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen) Here’s the match card again: #1 Kayu Zakisaka vs. Palpatine for the Jabroni Royale #2 School of Slam vs. Lawful Good #3 Harmony Gray (2) vs. King Skeleton (0) - SD-A2 #4 Boob Marley (2) vs. HazMatt (0) - SD-A2 #5 Hobo One Kevodki (2) vs. Grace Thoruson (0) - SD-A2 #6 Angus McMutton vs. Mr. Shakedown #7 Roy vs. Guzma (c) for the Bunny Title :3 #8 VACANT Open Challenge #9 Seven Deadly Pins feat. Jan Itor (c) ---
**Author:** ![IGgy](https://www.lp.zone/user_avatar/www.lp.zone/iggy/32/85008_2.png) [@IGgy](https://www.lp.zone/u/IGgy)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2019, 11:56am UTC](https://www.lp.zone/t/ohpw-business-may-die-fire-pro-wrestling-world/3555/102 "2019-06-30T11:56:28Z")
[OHPW - Week 23: Booking It](https://youtu.be/Z2ho7FHzzOM) - [(Twitch VOD)](https://www.twitch.tv/videos/446079621) ![](https://i.imgur.com/AxR8760.gif) > [@Match Card and Results](#): > > [Week 23: Booking It](https://www.twitch.tv/events/Y9cERgYbQG2Fu93uJ2tQgA) > > Time for our go-home for NO SHOW the only show that’s about not being a show. > We’ll settle on a Contender for the Hellweight Title. Angus, who previously narrowly failed to be the first Hellweight Champion and Mr. Shakedown who narrowly failed to become the second Hellweight Champion will go one on one. Aside from that we continue the Showdown Tournament and we’ll witness Seven Deadly Pins! > > ![](https://i.imgur.com/PrpEaNU.png) > > #1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch > Kayu Zakisaka (c) vs. Palpatine > > Palpy was very rude in this one and unfortunately won the match. It was a dark day. > > #2 Tag Team Match > School of Slam vs. Lawful Good > > The School of Slam defeat the cops. It was a good day. > > Scene: Harley and Apollo awkwardly challenge each other to a duel. > > #3 Showdown Tournament - A-Block Round 2 > Harmony Gray vs. King Skeleton > > More Tournament action and Harmony becomes the first participant to reach 4 points! > > #4 Showdown Tournament - A-Block Round 2 > Boob Marley vs. MazMatt > > Boob being the No. 2 Seed and Matt being the No. 3 this is somewhat of a slight upset as Matt wins this one. > > #5 Showdown Tournament - A-Block Round 2 > Hobo One Kevodki vs. Grace Thoruson > > And now we have the top seed vs. the bottom seed. And guess what. This is a big upset. Grace manages to defeat the one who defeated VACANT. > > #6 Hellweight No. 1 Contender Match > Angus McMutton vs. Mr. Shakedown > > Given that this is for the No. 1 Contendership for the top title it’s no surprise that even someone as dominant as Mr. Shakedown needed a couple tries to defeat Angus. > > #7 Bunny Championship :3 > Roy vs. Guzma (c) > > Ah, yes, the Nintendo Match. Of course, the player character wins over the NPC here. Roy rolls up Guzma for the win. > > Scene: IGgy tries to convince himself and the audience that calling a wrestling show No Show and booking Alberto El Patron on it is somehow not the worst idea of all time. > > #8 VACANT Open Challenge > Rick Wreckage vs. VACANT > > Rick is here to avenge Doc. And boy does he get close… both to defeating VACANT and to lasting more than ten minutes. Close, but not quite. Rick becomes another victim. > > #9 Seven Deadly Pins > Josef Dub vs. Vacation Skeleton vs. The El Chad vs. Black vs. George Cluwney vs. Mina Park vs. IGgy IGsen vs. Jan Itor (c) > > This one was pure chaos for a bit longer than usual, but it ended with former champ Vacation Skeleton and current champ Jan Itor being the last people in the match. However, Jan is no longer the current 7DP Champ. Instead Vacation Skeleton is now two time Seven Deadly Pins Champion. And here we have the current standings of the tournament. Next week the B-Block will have its second round ![](https://i.imgur.com/R6zpRxZ.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![IGgy](https://www.lp.zone/user_avatar/www.lp.zone/iggy/32/85008_2.png) [@IGgy](https://www.lp.zone/u/IGgy)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2019, 6:58pm UTC](https://www.lp.zone/t/ohpw-business-may-die-fire-pro-wrestling-world/3555/103 "2019-07-03T18:58:36Z")
[Week 24: NO SHOW](https://www.twitch.tv/events/3hZQ1y71S1ySGr0P0ptsYg) ![](https://i.imgur.com/1E06Wru.jpg) This Saturday it is time for NO SHOW the sixth PPV of OHPW. Now our calendar is a little weird, but this means half a kayfabe year for the show! (In reality it’s more like 168 days, which the savvy among you will know is less than half a year, but the real half-year show would not happen to fall on a PPV, so…) In any case, we got a loaded card. 13 matches! This might seem a lot, and it is. However it’s also less than it first appears. At least in terms of total runtime. Unless one or two run abnormally long… We got Josef Dub sneaking his way into the Jabroni Royale match! We did not think this would happen but he got eliminated almost ten minutes before everyone else in the 7DP match. Speaking of: A couple returning challengers in the Seven Deadly Pins Battle Royal! Pine Appel most notably, who had a war the last time they were in a 7DP with Vacation Skeleton. The Showdown Tournament continues with more B-Block match-ups! I could have had both blocks in there but don’t you think that’s a lot of matches already? Harley challenged Apollo to a duel, which made Apollo angry enough to challenge Harley to a duel. So now we have duel! Palpy will challenge Freddie for the Darkweight Title. He is, of course, expected to lose. But people! The most important match is the one with the guest stars that have zero stakes in OHPW! I have secured us Alberto El Patron for NO SHOW! CM Punk will also be there making his return to wrestling? What a world to live in! The match will also feature Dante from the Devil May Cry Series! And after that we got some throwaway match for our most prestigious title. Who’s the champ again? Pantha? Wait, someone beat Suzan? Ah well, she’ll defend against Mr. Shakedown. Expected run-time - 2:30 hours #1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch Kayu Zakisaka (c) vs. Josef Dub #2 Seven Deadly Pins Pine Appel vs. Anna May vs. Manic Misanthrope vs. Guzma vs. A Mimic vs. Fomore vs. Great Maharaja vs. Vacation Skeleton (c) #3 Bunny Championship Undeddie Guererro vs. Roy (c) #4-6 Showdown Tournament B-Block Round 2 N-T Punk vs. Cocademon Ryu vs. Weeb Weaver Cheese Pietzza vs. Malfest Goat-Monster #7 Landmine Deathmatch Kelsey Slaughter vs. Nawt A Robutt #8 Legion Tag Championships School of Slam vs. Team Skull (c) #9 Singles Match Harley Havik vs. Apollo #10 Underworld Darkweight Championship Palpatine vs. Freddie Hope (c) #11 VACANT Open Challenge Someone vs. VACANT #12 Special Singles Match Alberto El Patron??? vs. CM Punk??? #13 Infernal Hellweight Championship Mr. Shakedown vs. Pantha (c) ![](https://i.imgur.com/rsf7tdN.png) ---
**Author:** ![IGgy](https://www.lp.zone/user_avatar/www.lp.zone/iggy/32/85008_2.png) [@IGgy](https://www.lp.zone/u/IGgy)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2019, 8:44pm UTC](https://www.lp.zone/t/ohpw-business-may-die-fire-pro-wrestling-world/3555/104 "2019-07-06T20:44:46Z")
Going live now and starting in 15 minutes [https://www.twitch.tv/iggy\_igsen](https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen) Here’s the match card again: #1 Kayu Zakisaka (c) vs. Josef Dub for the Jabroni Royale #2 Seven Deadly Pins feat Vacation Skeleton (c) #3 Undeddie Guerrero vs. Roy (c) for the Bunny Title :3 #4 N-T Punk (0) vs. Cocademon (2) #5 Ryu (2) vs. Weeb Weaver (0) #6 Cheese Pietzza (0) vs. Malfest Goat-Monster (0) #7 Kelsey Slaughter vs. Nawt A Robutt #8 School of Slam vs. Team Skull (c) for the Legion Tag Titles #9 Harley Havik vs. Apollo #10 Palpatine vs. Freddie Hope (c) for the Darkweight Title #11 VACANT Open Challenge #12 Alberto El Patron??? vs. CM Punk??? #13 Mr. Shakedown vs. Pantha (c) for the Hellweight Title ---
**Author:** ![IGgy](https://www.lp.zone/user_avatar/www.lp.zone/iggy/32/85008_2.png) [@IGgy](https://www.lp.zone/u/IGgy)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2019, 12:43pm UTC](https://www.lp.zone/t/ohpw-business-may-die-fire-pro-wrestling-world/3555/105 "2019-07-07T12:43:48Z")
[OHPW - Week 24: NO SHOW](https://youtu.be/h9l7pEZd38M) [(Twitch VOD)](https://www.twitch.tv/videos/449235940) ![](https://i.imgur.com/48ZQeI5.gif) > [@Match Card and Results](#): > > [Week 24: NO SHOW](https://www.twitch.tv/events/3hZQ1y71S1ySGr0P0ptsYg) > ![](https://i.imgur.com/1E06Wru.jpg) > > This Saturday it is time for NO SHOW the sixth PPV of OHPW. Now our calendar is a little weird, but this means half a kayfabe year for the show! (In reality it’s more like 168 days, which the savvy among you will know is less than half a year, but the real half-year show would not happen to fall on a PPV, so…) > > In any case, we got a loaded card. 13 matches! This might seem a lot, and it is. However it’s also less than it first appears. At least in terms of total runtime. Unless one or two run abnormally long… > > We got Josef Dub sneaking his way into the Jabroni Royale match! We did not think this would happen but he got eliminated almost ten minutes before everyone else in the 7DP match. Speaking of: A couple returning challengers in the Seven Deadly Pins Battle Royal! Pine Appel most notably, who had a war the last time they were in a 7DP with Vacation Skeleton. > > The Showdown Tournament continues with more B-Block match-ups! I could have had both blocks in there but don’t you think that’s a lot of matches already? > Harley challenged Apollo to a duel, which made Apollo angry enough to challenge Harley to a duel. So now we have duel! Palpy will challenge Freddie for the Darkweight Title. He is, of course, expected to lose. But people! The most important match is the one with the guest stars that have zero stakes in OHPW! I have secured us Alberto El Patron for NO SHOW! CM Punk will also be there making his return to wrestling? What a world to live in! The match will also feature Dante from the Devil May Cry Series! > > And after that we got some throwaway match for our most prestigious title. Who’s the champ again? Pantha? Wait, someone beat Suzan? Ah well, she’ll defend against Mr. Shakedown. > > Expected run-time - 2:30 hours > > #1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch > Kayu Zakisaka (c) vs. Josef Dub > > Ooof. (Kayu loses) > > Scene: The Supreme Sadim and Muscle Wizard discuss the logistics and morality of throwing a guy into frame to announce the participation in a tournament for HTW, a different promotion. > > #2 Seven Deadly Pins > Pine Appel vs. Anna May vs. Manic Misanthrope vs. Guzma vs. A Mimic vs. Fomore vs. Great Maharaja vs. Vacation Skeleton (c) > > This is the first time we had a Seven Deadly Pins match in which everyone was eliminated via Submission. While not every elimination came from Mimic, this submission wrestler was the one who’d win and become the new Seven Deadly Pins champion. > > #3 Bunny Championship > Undeddie Guererro vs. Roy (c) > > It took a lot, the 1% Crit and two Elbow Drops to the ASS but Roy emerged victorious against Undeddie > > #4-6 Showdown Tournament B-Block Round 2 > N-T Punk (0) vs. Cocademon (2) - Cocademon wins, earning him 2 points for a total of 4 > Ryu (2) vs. Weeb Weaver (2) - Ryu wins, earning him 2 points for a total of 4 > Cheese Pietzza (0) vs. Malfest Goat-Monster (0) - MGM wins, earning him 2 points for a total of 2 > > #7 Landmine Deathmatch > Kelsey Slaughter vs. Nawt A Robutt > > Sadly no one was thrown onto the land mines. But Robutt won this match via submission despite being too dumb to go for the pin after the both times he used his finisher. > > #8 Legion Tag Championships > School of Slam vs. Team Skull (c) > > Team Skulls reign was long an prosperous. But all things come to an end eventually. The School of Slam won after Sadim put Grunt Pink into the Camel Clutch. > > #9 Singles Match > Harley Havik vs. Apollo > > Ah yes, the duel of duels. Harley challenged Apollo to a duel which upset him enough to challenge her to a duel and now this is that duel. Which Harley won. But Apollo’s duels usually are best out of 9 series. So I’m pretty sure he thinks he hasn’t lost yet. > > Scene: Palpy makes his way to the ring but stops at the Gorilla Position to hop in front of the promo wall and pretend he was somehow wronged by Freddie in the past, vowing to end the career of Frederick Hope > > #10 Underworld Darkweight Championship > Palpatine vs. Freddie Hope (c) > > lol palpy loses > > #11 VACANT Open Challenge > Mina Park vs. VACANT > > Ow, nonono, not like that. Aaah, no we want to show this on TV. Stop VACANT, she’s already dead! (VACANT wins) > > #12 Special Singles Match > Alberto El Patron??? vs. CM Punk??? > > Alberto didn’t show up and CM Punk only got us his mysterious friend who kept doing the GTS against air. This GTS Mastah won the match against Nobody. > > #13 Infernal Hellweight Championship > Mr. Shakedown vs. Pantha (c) > > You don’t usually expect matches like this out of Mr. Shakedown. He’s got explosive bursts early on to overwhelm his opponens, but this match took almost 25 minutes. And it could have gone either way until the end. But ultimately, the champ prevails. Pantha submits Shakedown with the Pantha Claw and retains. > > ![](https://i.imgur.com/rsf7tdN.png) And here’s our tournament Standings as of right now. ![](https://i.imgur.com/zlzqTb8.jpg) The next nights for both blocks pass their respective halfway points. Which means we get our first elimination scenarios. A-Block: The only one that can be completely eliminated here is King Skeleton. For that to happen Harmony would have to win and King Skeleton needs to lose. Aside from that it’s still everybody’s game. B-Block: The field is a bit more divided here, we already have two 4-pointers and there’s also two 0-pointers. Punk and Cheese Pietzza can be eliminated here. If either of them lose and at the same time either Cocademon or Ryu win to reach 6 points that means that Punk and Pietzza would be out. What elimination here means is more mathematical elimination, meaning they have no chance to win the tournament anymore. However, they will still participate to get as many points as possible, or to spoil someone elses Tournament. ---
**Author:** ![IGgy](https://www.lp.zone/user_avatar/www.lp.zone/iggy/32/85008_2.png) [@IGgy](https://www.lp.zone/u/IGgy)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2019, 7:28pm UTC](https://www.lp.zone/t/ohpw-business-may-die-fire-pro-wrestling-world/3555/106 "2019-07-10T19:28:43Z")
[Week 25: Elimination](https://www.twitch.tv/events/U1Q5h-ctSwawACA8O9mj9w) After Pantha’s fantastic first defense (and Can’t-Believe-it’s-Not-CM-Punk wrestling nobody but almost got pinned somehow) we settle back in with your regularly scheduled OHPW Action. The Showdown Tournament enters the first round during which people can potentially be eliminated. Anybody who has 0 points HAS to win this week (or the next if they are in B-Block) to avoid elimination. If you wanna know who’s in danger here’s the current standings of the tournament ![](https://i.imgur.com/zlzqTb8.jpg) Here’s the Match Card: #1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch Kayu Zakisaka (c) vs. Great Maharaja #2 Singles Match Maya Northwind vs. Super Samio #3 Singles Match DivineCoffeeBinge vs. Plumeria #4 Bunny Championship :3 Canada Alderman vs. Roy (c) #5-7 Showdown Tournament A-Block - Round 3 HazMatt (2) vs. King Skeleton (0) Boob Marley (2) vs. Grace Thoruson (2) Harmony Gray (4) vs. Hobo One Kevodki (2) #8 VACANT Open Challenge Someone vs. VACANT #9 Seven Deadly Pins Doctor Mutant vs. Dash Rendar vs. Chief Engineer vs. Inspector Jane vs. Harley Havik vs. Kelsey Slaughter vs. Apollo vs. A Mimic ---
**Author:** ![IGgy](https://www.lp.zone/user_avatar/www.lp.zone/iggy/32/85008_2.png) [@IGgy](https://www.lp.zone/u/IGgy)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2019, 8:44pm UTC](https://www.lp.zone/t/ohpw-business-may-die-fire-pro-wrestling-world/3555/107 "2019-07-13T20:44:48Z")
Going live now and starting in 15 minutes [https://www.twitch.tv/iggy\_igsen](https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen) Here’s the match card again: #1 Kayu Zakisaka (c) vs. Great Maharaja for the Jabroni Royale #2 Maya Northwind vs. Super Samio #3 DivineCoffeeBinge vs. Plumeria #4 Canada Alderman vs. Roy (c) for the Bunny Championship :3 #5 HazMatt (2) vs. King Skeleton (0) - SD-A3 #6 Boob Marley (2) vs. Grace Thoruson (2) - SD-A3 #7 Harmony Gray (4) vs. Hobo One Kevodki (2) - SD-A3 #8 VACANT Open Challenge #9 Seven Deadly Pins feat. A Mimic (c) ---
**Author:** ![IGgy](https://www.lp.zone/user_avatar/www.lp.zone/iggy/32/85008_2.png) [@IGgy](https://www.lp.zone/u/IGgy)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2019, 10:27am UTC](https://www.lp.zone/t/ohpw-business-may-die-fire-pro-wrestling-world/3555/108 "2019-07-14T10:27:31Z")
[Week 25: Elimination](https://youtu.be/NHLpFd-6Esg) - [(Twitch VOD)](https://www.twitch.tv/videos/452406633) ![](https://i.imgur.com/1UrGZmL.gif) > [@Match Card and Results](#): > > [Week 25: Elimination](https://www.twitch.tv/events/U1Q5h-ctSwawACA8O9mj9w) > > After Pantha’s fantastic first defense (and Can’t-Believe-it’s-Not-CM-Punk wrestling nobody but almost got pinned somehow) we settle back in with your regularly scheduled OHPW Action. The Showdown Tournament enters the first round during which people can potentially be eliminated. Anybody who has 0 points HAS to win this week (or the next if they are in B-Block) to avoid elimination. > > Here’s the Match Card: > > #1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch > Kayu Zakisaka (c) vs. Great Maharaja > > What a trainwreck. First the explosion fails to trigger and then the game crashes. This is a No Contest. > > #2 Singles Match > Maya Northwind vs. Super Samio > > Surprisingly, this match starts slow despite the two women in this match having a more dynamic style. They build to the flippy shit. It’s almost like there’ss a rhyme and reason to it. In the end Maya takes the W by submission after some flippy shit. > > Scene: Angus and Palpy of the oRa 66 are backstage. While Palpy still laments his loss, blaming everybody but himself, Angus only has revenge for Mina’s brutal murderby the hands of VACANT last week on his mind. Then Mina shows up and asks them if they want anything from the store… then Angus swears revenge some more. > > #3 Singles Match > DivineCoffeeBinge vs. Plumeria > > This is what we expected the previous match to be. High energy, high flying. The Espresso Shot finally wins a match for DCB. > > #4 Bunny Championship :3 > Canada Alderman vs. Roy (c) > > The inaugural Bunny Champ Canada vs. the current one, Roy. Primarily a tag guy so far Roy manages to get the win regardless. Both he and his tag partner, Ryu, have been doing great on their own so far. One with the Bunny Title, the other in the Showdown Tournament. > > #5-7 Showdown Tournament A-Block - Round 3 > HazMatt (2) vs. King Skeleton (0) > > Hazmatt wins and has 4 points now. King Skeleton is eliminated due to bot hMatt and Harmony having tie-breakers over him > > Boob Marley (2) vs. Grace Thoruson (2) > > Boob defeats Grace. Getting him to 4 points. > > Harmony Gray (4) vs. Hobo One Kevodki (2) > > Harmony defeats Hobo in a slugfest. She now has 6 points and tie-breaker over Hobo and Grace, eliminating them both. > > #8 VACANT Open Challenge > Cocademon vs. VACANT > > Well, this one took longer than ten minutes. But Cocademon still could not knock down VACANT once. While Coca was knocked down twice what ended the match was him tapping out to VACANT’s submission. > > #9 Seven Deadly Pins > Doctor Mutant vs. Dash Rendar vs. Chief Engineer vs. Inspector Jane vs. Harley Havik vs. Kelsey Slaughter vs. Apollo vs. A Mimic > > Second elimination and our champ is already out. The end of the match is the proof of the worst timeline because Dash Rendar won. Here’s the current Standing of the tournament: ![](https://i.imgur.com/lCIXVTM.jpg) Elimination Scenarios B-Block: Cocademon and Ryu, who are on top with 4 points each, are safe for this week. However, if Cocademon wins again this week Goat-Monster is eliminated as Cocademon has a tie-breaker over MGMon Aside from that, both Punk and Pietzza can be eliminated if they lose and either Cocademon or Ryu win their matches. And if Ryu wins Weeb is also eliminated as Ryu has a tie-breaker over them. A-Block: Since it’s one round ahead currently we’ve already seen three eliminations: Hobo (the top seed), King Skeleton and Grace. Ggoing into A-Block’s next round: Harmony is safe for. Even if she loses her scheduled match with Boob all that means is that he’ll have a tie-breaker over her. ON the other hand, Boob could be eliminated if Harmony wins. Which would put her to 8 points. HazMatt is safe as long as Harmony doesn’t win her match but he really should beat Grace to be on the safe side. ---
**Author:** ![Deathmaster780](https://www.lp.zone/user_avatar/www.lp.zone/deathmaster780/32/84939_2.png) [@Deathmaster780](https://www.lp.zone/u/Deathmaster780)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2019, 10:09pm UTC](https://www.lp.zone/t/ohpw-business-may-die-fire-pro-wrestling-world/3555/109 "2019-07-14T22:09:10Z")
_The Camera flickers on to reveal Kelsey, Paulie, and Robbie in the junkyard mid conversation_ ![Robbie%20D](https://d1f06i8bb2eer3.cloudfront.net/original/3X/8/0/80cdcb3163889030255bb87268a2c6b34b80bf84.jpeg) **Robbie D:** But Cous, I was in a coma from being in another dimension, how could I’s look after the camera- ![Kelsey%20Face](https://d1f06i8bb2eer3.cloudfront.net/original/3X/1/3/134f41fe73e3ba3e005400b5498e7b01b8cbed0e.jpeg) **Kelsey:** Shut up Robbie, youse just be glad that it was still intact after we got it out of that bears stomach. _Turning to the camera_ Now, where to begin, we could start with that Gunslinger and that superhero wannabe rolling me up in that match a month ago. ![Paulie](https://d1f06i8bb2eer3.cloudfront.net/original/3X/7/c/7c2c424c52bdb3771d01c700d5d5939b29f0b63b.jpeg) **Paulie:** Fucking Cowards Yeah! ![Kelsey%20Face](https://d1f06i8bb2eer3.cloudfront.net/original/3X/1/3/134f41fe73e3ba3e005400b5498e7b01b8cbed0e.jpeg) **Kelsey:** We could talk about that “Human” making me bleed my own blood when he wouldn’t do the same. ![Paulie](https://d1f06i8bb2eer3.cloudfront.net/original/3X/7/c/7c2c424c52bdb3771d01c700d5d5939b29f0b63b.jpeg) **Paulie:** Fucking Metal Punk! ![Robbie%20D](https://d1f06i8bb2eer3.cloudfront.net/original/3X/8/0/80cdcb3163889030255bb87268a2c6b34b80bf84.jpeg) **Robbie D:** Wasn’t that dude just a robot- ![Kelsey%20Face](https://d1f06i8bb2eer3.cloudfront.net/original/3X/1/3/134f41fe73e3ba3e005400b5498e7b01b8cbed0e.jpeg) **Kelsey:** SHUT UP ROBBIE, HE’S AS HUMAN AS THE REST OF US! ![Paulie](https://d1f06i8bb2eer3.cloudfront.net/original/3X/7/c/7c2c424c52bdb3771d01c700d5d5939b29f0b63b.jpeg) **Paulie:** He’s a bro madda metal and oil just like the rest of us! ![Robbie%20D](https://d1f06i8bb2eer3.cloudfront.net/original/3X/8/0/80cdcb3163889030255bb87268a2c6b34b80bf84.jpeg) **Robbie D:** …But we’re not made of either of dose things- ![Kelsey%20Face](https://d1f06i8bb2eer3.cloudfront.net/original/3X/1/3/134f41fe73e3ba3e005400b5498e7b01b8cbed0e.jpeg) **Kelsey:** Shut up Robbie! _Kelsey shakes her head and turn back to the camera_ But anyway, I think the biggest one, the one that’s really bothering me right now, is Dash Render. ![Paulie](https://d1f06i8bb2eer3.cloudfront.net/original/3X/7/c/7c2c424c52bdb3771d01c700d5d5939b29f0b63b.jpeg) **Paulie:** Fatasses! ![Kelsey%20Face](https://d1f06i8bb2eer3.cloudfront.net/original/3X/1/3/134f41fe73e3ba3e005400b5498e7b01b8cbed0e.jpeg) **Kelsey:** You do youse think youse is? Throwing me on my own bat? How fucking dares youse!? And stealing the Seven Deadly Pins from me? Fuck Youse! ![Paulie](https://d1f06i8bb2eer3.cloudfront.net/original/3X/7/c/7c2c424c52bdb3771d01c700d5d5939b29f0b63b.jpeg) **Paulie:** FATASSES! ![Kelsey%20Face](https://d1f06i8bb2eer3.cloudfront.net/original/3X/1/3/134f41fe73e3ba3e005400b5498e7b01b8cbed0e.jpeg) **Kelsey:** So I tells youse what I’m going to do’s. I’m going to take this Barbed Wire Bat here, and shove it up your Fat Ass! All of your fat asses, don’t think that the Naked Youse and the Mexican Youse are exempt. ![Paulie](https://d1f06i8bb2eer3.cloudfront.net/original/3X/7/c/7c2c424c52bdb3771d01c700d5d5939b29f0b63b.jpeg) **Paulie:** FATASSES!!! _He starts doing push ups_ ![Kelsey%20Face](https://d1f06i8bb2eer3.cloudfront.net/original/3X/1/3/134f41fe73e3ba3e005400b5498e7b01b8cbed0e.jpeg) **Kelsey:** So watch your behinds boys because we’re coming for youse Fatasses- _The camera abruptly cuts out, in the background you can hear Kelsey yell_ ![Kelsey%20Face](https://d1f06i8bb2eer3.cloudfront.net/original/3X/1/3/134f41fe73e3ba3e005400b5498e7b01b8cbed0e.jpeg) **Kelsey:** ROBBBBBBBIIIEEEEEE!!! ---
**Author:** ![IGgy](https://www.lp.zone/user_avatar/www.lp.zone/iggy/32/85008_2.png) [@IGgy](https://www.lp.zone/u/IGgy)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2019, 7:37pm UTC](https://www.lp.zone/t/ohpw-business-may-die-fire-pro-wrestling-world/3555/110 "2019-07-17T19:37:33Z")
[Week 26: I’ll Be Back](https://www.twitch.tv/events/-CBV7oWrSp-kzXK9ASndog) (Exact time converted conveniently to your local time zone can be found following the link) Last week sure was something. Shit broke. We had a no contest. This week we’ll have a redo of Kayu and Maharaja. Hopefully to a decisive finish. Aside from that our A-Block participants for Round 4 will face off on opposing teams. We’ll also see the actual Round 3 matches of the B-Block. Then, of course, there’s our usual Bunny Title :3 match in which Roy has to go against former Bunny champ Fomore. And Finally, Nawt a Robutt has a chance to earn the Darkweight Title from Freddie Hope, however slim those chances might be. ![](https://i.imgur.com/lCIXVTM.jpg) #1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch Kayu Zakisaka (c) vs. Great Maharaja #2 Showdown A-Block Preview Tag King Skeleton, Boob Marley and Grace Thoruson vs. Hobo, Harmony and HazMatt #3 Singles Match Rick Wreckage vs. Zoltan #4 Bunny Championship :3 Fomore vs. Roy (c) #5-7 Showdown Tournament B-Block - Round 3 Weeb Weaver (2) vs. N-T Punk (0) Cheese Pietzza (0) vs. Cocademon (4) Ryu (4) vs. Malfest Goat-Monster (2) #8 VACANT Open Challenge Someone vs. VACANT #9 Darkweight Championship Nawt A Robutt vs. Freddie Hope (c) ---
**Author:** ![IGgy](https://www.lp.zone/user_avatar/www.lp.zone/iggy/32/85008_2.png) [@IGgy](https://www.lp.zone/u/IGgy)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2019, 8:44pm UTC](https://www.lp.zone/t/ohpw-business-may-die-fire-pro-wrestling-world/3555/111 "2019-07-20T20:44:32Z")
Going live now and starting in 15 minutes [https://www.twitch.tv/iggy\_igsen](https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen) Here’s the match card again: #1 Kayu Zakisaka (c) vs. Great Maharaja for the Jabroni Royale #2 King Skeleton, Boob and Grace vs. Hobo, Harmony and HazMatt #3 Rick Wreckage vs. Zoltan #4 Fomore vs. Roy (c) for the Bunny Title :3 #5 Weeb Weaver (2) vs. N-T Punk (0) - SD-B3 #6 Cheese Pietzza (0) vs. Cocademon (4) - SD-B3 #7 Ryu (4) vs. Malfest Goat-Monster (2) - SD-B3 #8 VACANT Open Challenge #9 Nawt a Robutt vs. Freddie Hope (c) ---
**Author:** ![IGgy](https://www.lp.zone/user_avatar/www.lp.zone/iggy/32/85008_2.png) [@IGgy](https://www.lp.zone/u/IGgy)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2019, 1:10pm UTC](https://www.lp.zone/t/ohpw-business-may-die-fire-pro-wrestling-world/3555/112 "2019-07-21T13:10:16Z")
[OHPW - Week 26: I’ll Be Back](https://youtu.be/oPFmyIWXQ3o) - [(Twitch VOD)](https://www.twitch.tv/videos/455671168) ![](https://i.imgur.com/xh6AtMP.gif) > [@Match card and Results](#): > > [Week 26: I’ll Be Back](https://www.twitch.tv/events/-CBV7oWrSp-kzXK9ASndog) > (Exact time converted conveniently to your local time zone can be found following the link) > > Last week sure was something. Shit broke. We had a no contest. This week we’ll have a redo of Kayu and Maharaja. Hopefully to a decisive finish. Aside from that our A-Block participants for Round 4 will face off on opposing teams. We’ll also see the actual Round 3 matches of the B-Block. Then, of course, there’s our usual Bunny Title :3 match in which Roy has to go against former Bunny champ Fomore. And Finally, Nawt a Robutt has a chance to earn the Darkweight Title from Freddie Hope, however slim those chances might be. > > ![](https://i.imgur.com/lCIXVTM.jpg) > > #1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch > Kayu Zakisaka (c) vs. Great Maharaja > > THE EXPLOSION!!! But Maharaja still stands. Explosion loses again. So does Kayu, unfortunately. > > #2 Showdown A-Block Preview Tag > King Skeleton, Boob Marley and Grace Thoruson vs. Hobo, Harmony and HazMatt > > Who woulda thunk that this would boil down to Grace vs. Harmony again and that Harmony got another one over Grace. > > #3 Singles Match > Rick Wreckage vs. Zoltan > > Neck Cranks… Rick’s only weakness. > > Scene: Fomore informs Satan that they’ve been promoted and thus are wearing a more professional get-up. > > #4 Bunny Championship :3 > Fomore vs. Roy (c) > > An even fight, they all get in their shit but Roy is just too good and wins the match. > > Scene: Angus still whines about wanting to face VACANT but the crowd won’t vote them in. > > #5-7 Showdown Tournament B-Block - Round 3 > Weeb Weaver (2) vs. N-T Punk (0) Weeb (4) beats Punk (0) via submission > Cheese Pietzza (0) vs. Cocademon (4) They went for a while but Cocademon (6) beat Pietzza (0) > Ryu (4) vs. Malfest Goat-Monster (2) MGM OUTTA NOWHERE! Goat-Monster (4) overwhelms Ryu (4) > > Scene: Suzan Blades returns from her break and just wants to pick some stuff up but the crew rope her into an interview. > > #8 VACANT Open Challenge > Anna May vs. VACANT > > Anna May uses all the tricks in the book to avoid the KO-count but it doesn’t matter. VACANT is too strong. Rest in piss Anna May. > > #9 Darkweight Championship > Nawt A Robutt vs. Freddie Hope (c) > > Unlikely Challenger Robutt actually gets some good hits in. Not his finish, however. And Freddie takes the win. Our current tournament standings with some Elimination scnearios attached. ![](https://i.imgur.com/z3hwTKi.jpg) A-Block: We’ve already seen three eliminations: Hobo (the top seed), King Skeleton and Grace. Going into A-Block’s next round: Harmony is safe. Even if she loses her scheduled match with Boob all that means is that he’ll have a tie-breaker over her. ON the other hand, Boob could be eliminated if Harmony wins. Which would put her to 8 points. HazMatt is safe as long as Harmony doesn’t win her match but he really should beat Grace to be on the safe side. B-Block: Here we only have two eliminations so far (N-T Punk and Cheese Pietzza). The field is also more divided. Cocademon will be safe for Round 4 even if he loses as he has the most points (6). He’ll face Ryu, though, who has a chance to get a valuable tie-breaker over Cocademon. If Cocademon wins he will have 8 points. Which, if MGM beats Weeb will mean he’s won the entire Block as MGM will be the only one who can still match the 8 points but Coca has a tie-breaker over MGM so it doesn’t matter. Weeb, however, hasn’t fought Cocademon yet so if they win they got a chance to tie points with Coca by beating him but also having the tie-breaker over him. If Ryu beats Cocademon it’ll be more open as it’ll be down to Ryu, Cocademon, and MGM or Weeb (depending on who wins in Round 4) in the final round. ![](https://i.imgur.com/9NTI7Tg.png) by [PublicOpinion](https://twitter.com/PublicOpinionRP) ---
**Author:** ![IGgy](https://www.lp.zone/user_avatar/www.lp.zone/iggy/32/85008_2.png) [@IGgy](https://www.lp.zone/u/IGgy)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2019, 8:26pm UTC](https://www.lp.zone/t/ohpw-business-may-die-fire-pro-wrestling-world/3555/113 "2019-07-24T20:26:46Z")
[Week 27: Contenders](https://www.twitch.tv/events/aP_d_aI3TguIWS7FM_aC6g) (Exact time and date converted to your local timezone behind the link) Just one more week until our… PPV? Shit we don’t have a name yet… uh… Anyway. This Saturday we’ll start round 4 of our ongoing Tournament. We will also determine a No. 1 Contender for the Hellweight. Title. It’s Black vs. Manic for some reason. And Maya gets another shot at the Bunny title, which she held before. And in our main event we’ll have Space Wizards vs. Muscle Wizards. It’s gonna be good. I think. Here’s the full card: #1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch Kayu Zakisaka (c) vs. Plumeria #2 Showdown Tournament Round 4B Preview Weeb, Ryu and Punk vs. MGM, Cocademon and Pietzza #3 Hellweight No. 1 Contender Match Black vs. Manic Misanthrope #4 Bunny Championship :3 Maya Northwind vs. Roy (c) #5-7 Showdown Tournament A-Block Round 4 King Skeleton (0) vs. Hobo One Kevodki (2) Grace Thoruson (2) vs. HazMatt (4) Boob Marley (4) vs. Harmony Gray(6) #8 VACANT Open Challenge Someone vs. VACANT #9 Legion Tag Championships Space Wizards vs. School of Slam (c) ---
**Author:** ![IGgy](https://www.lp.zone/user_avatar/www.lp.zone/iggy/32/85008_2.png) [@IGgy](https://www.lp.zone/u/IGgy)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2019, 8:44pm UTC](https://www.lp.zone/t/ohpw-business-may-die-fire-pro-wrestling-world/3555/114 "2019-07-27T20:44:37Z")
Going live now and starting in 15 minutes [https://www.twitch.tv/iggy\_igsen](https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen) Here’s the match card again: #1 Kayu Zakisaka (c) vs. Plumeria for the Jabroni Royale #2 Showdown 4B Hellfire vs. Showdown 4B Darkness #3 Black vs. Manic Misanthrope #4 Maya Northwind vs. Roy (c) Bunny Title :3 #5 King Skeleton (0) vs. Hobo One Kevodki (2) - SD-A4 #6 Grace Thoruson (2) vs. HazMatt (4) - SD-A4 #7 Boob Marley (4) vs. Harmony Gray (6) - SD-A4 #8 VACANT Open Challenge #9 Space Wizards vs. School of SLAM (c) for the Legion Titles ---
**Author:** ![IGgy](https://www.lp.zone/user_avatar/www.lp.zone/iggy/32/85008_2.png) [@IGgy](https://www.lp.zone/u/IGgy)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2019, 11:34am UTC](https://www.lp.zone/t/ohpw-business-may-die-fire-pro-wrestling-world/3555/115 "2019-07-28T11:34:49Z")
[OHPW - Week 27: Contenders](https://youtu.be/8yeiS8ZXKzc) - [(Twitch VOD)](https://www.twitch.tv/videos/458882169) ![](https://i.imgur.com/ZbNFaan.gif) > [@Match Card and Results](#): > > [Week 27: Contenders](https://www.twitch.tv/events/aP_d_aI3TguIWS7FM_aC6g) > (Exact time and date converted to your local timezone behind the link) > > Just one more week until our… PPV? Shit we don’t have a name yet… uh… > Anyway. > This Saturday we’ll start round 4 of our ongoing Tournament. We will also determine a No. 1 Contender for the Hellweight. Title. It’s Black vs. Manic for some reason. And Maya gets another shot at the Bunny title, which she held before. And in our main event we’ll have Space Wizards vs. Muscle Wizards. It’s gonna be good. I think. > > Here’s the full card: > #1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch > Kayu Zakisaka (c) vs. Plumeria > > Kayu starts strong and hot but forgets to go for pins later in the match. Plumeria is the same. In the end… guys, it finally happened! The Explosion won a match again! > > #2 Showdown Tournament Round 4B Preview > Weeb, Ryu and Punk vs. MGM, Cocademon and Pietzza > > Weeb holds Cocademon tight so Ryu can go for a strike. But Ryu’s dragon brain cannot detect non-moving targets (???) Cocademon realizes this and doesn’t break the hold while Weeb doesn’t realize this and also doesn’t break the hold. Eventually the ref decides this is too stupid and throws out the match. > > #3 Hellweight No. 1 Contender Match > Black vs. Manic Misanthrope > > Manic spends the entire match trying to outmaneuver Black and is successful most of the time. But never cout out black, he still wrecks Manic. But Manic’s headstart is too much. Even though Black kicks out of two Oscure Trivia Suplexes long matches just aren’t is strong suit so after oveer 23 minutes Black taps out. > > #4 Bunny Championship :3 > Maya Northwind vs. Roy (c) > > A fast paced, dynamic match that still manages to crack the 15 minute mark. Maya even kicks out of the critical hit but can’t win the match. Another match ending via submision. She taps to th Reverse Texas Cloverleaf Clutch. > > Scene: Fomore is being weird about a fake day job again and metions the have held every non-tag, non-jabroni title except for the Hellweight and they think they deserve a shot at the hellweight. Then Canada shows up and says she did the same plus beat Pantha, then IGgy shows up and non-resolves the situation, demanding they prove themselves. > > #5-7 Showdown Tournament A-Block Round 4 > King Skeleton (0) vs. Hobo One Kevodki (2) - Hobo wins! Earning and he now has 4 points. He’s eliminated already but whatever. > Grace Thoruson (2) vs. HazMatt (4) - Grace pulls out a big underdog victory defeating HazMatt with the Saving Grace. She has 4 points now. > Boob Marley (4) vs. Harmony Gray(6) - Let’s cut this short: Harmony wins. Has 8 points. Eliminates Boob. Everyone else is Eliminated. She wins the Block. > > #8 VACANT Open Challenge > DivineCoffeeBinge vs. VACANT > > DCB lasts over ten minutes against VACANT. But VACANT still wins. > > Scene: Angus intercepts VACANT as they leave the Arena to issue a challenge to a “Lest Jimmy Standin” (?) match. VACANT accepts. > > #9 Legion Tag Championships > Space Wizards vs. School of Slam (c) > > What a match: Stupid stuff, cool stuff, Headlocks, Dives. But the School of Slam still retains. Here’s the Tournament Standings: ![](https://i.imgur.com/pBMDtke.jpg) A-Block: Round 4 has happened and Harmony has already decided the Block for herself. Everyone else is out. Now, I suppose it’ll be about whether Harmony can get the clean sweep. And for everyone else it is about getting more points. Hell, for King Skeleton it’s about getting points at all. B-Block: With Round 4 still needing to happen we only have two eliminations so far (N-T Punk and Cheese Pietzza). The field is also more divided. Cocademon will be safe for Round 4 even if he loses as he has the most points (6). He’ll face Ryu, though, who has a chance to get a valuable tie-breaker over Cocademon. If Cocademon wins he will have 8 points. Which, if MGM beats Weeb will mean he’s won the entire Block as MGM will be the only one who can still match the 8 points but Coca has a tie-breaker over MGM so it doesn’t matter. Weeb, however, hasn’t fought Cocademon yet so if they win they got a chance to tie points with Coca by beating him but also having the tie-breaker over him. If Ryu beats Cocademon it’ll be more open as it’ll be down to Ryu, Cocademon, and MGM or Weeb (depending on who wins in Round 4) in the final round. > [@Deadmeat5150](#): > > Shit, missed it again. Forgot today was Saturday. You should definitely check out the main event. It was good shit. That match is going on the highlights… Speaking of highlights. I keep fucking up posting them here. [Highlights Sheet](https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1asAl5DH9oewJPqS5ldAEf7w6c7BEMlMXQ8-q2NCfBdI/edit?usp=sharing): I use this to log all the highlights, it includes even the ones I haven’t published as seperate videos yet. There’s still links to the episodes (and timestamps in every video description) so you can still seek out the matches that aren’t separate videos yet. [The Highlight Playlist](https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLueC-tveVbUScs33Sk5dV_FtsmaE03tGf): This is all the highlights I already made a video out of. If you simply want to watch the matches this is where you’ll want to go. ---
**Author:** ![IGgy](https://www.lp.zone/user_avatar/www.lp.zone/iggy/32/85008_2.png) [@IGgy](https://www.lp.zone/u/IGgy)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2019, 7:56pm UTC](https://www.lp.zone/t/ohpw-business-may-die-fire-pro-wrestling-world/3555/116 "2019-07-31T19:56:11Z")
[Week 28: LEST JIMMY STANDIN](https://www.twitch.tv/events/m7copGycRi-Qq0KHYdJ9Sw) ![](https://i.imgur.com/4BPLgGS.jpg) It’s time for LEST JIMMY STANDIN our 7th special event this Saturday at the usual time! We’ll conclude round 4 of the Showdown Tournament and defend all the titles. Additionally Angus has challenged VACANT to a Lest Jimmy Standin match??? Will Kayu finally rid herself of the Jabroni Royale? If she loses this time she’ll tie Ego’s reign. All three Dash Rendars will be in matches. IGgy probably didn’t forget to book matches for Canada and Fomore but Canada is first against Vacation Skeleton. Mr. Shakedown is trying to take down Roy, who is threatening to surpass his reign with the Bunny title. Black barely didn’t win the No. 1 Conteder match for the Hellweight Title last week but as a consolation prize gets to challenge Freddie Hope for the Darkweight: The Title he previously narrowly failed to capture against the now-Hellweight Champion Pantha. Who will defend her title against Manic Misanthrope. That’ll be fun for sure! Below is the match card: #1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch Kayu Zakisaka (c) vs. Inspector Jane #2 Seven Deadly Pins Battle Royal Team Skull Grunt Blue vs. Team Skull Grunt Pink vs. Undeddie Guerrero vs. Nawt A Robutt vs. Super Samio vs. Kelsey vs. Anna May vs. Dash Rendar (c) #3 Landmine Deathmatch The Dash Rendars vs. Fallout Boys #4 Singles Match Canada Alderman vs. Vacation Skeleton #5 Bunny Championship :3 Mr. Shakedown vs. Roy (c) #6 Legion Tag Championships Wizards Not Allowed vs. School of Slam (c) #7 Underworld Darkweight Championship Black vs. Freddie Hope (c) #8-10 Showdown Tournament Round B4 N-T Punk (0) vs. Cheese Pietzza (0) Weeb Weaver (4) vs. Malfest Goat-Monster (4) Ryu (4) vs. Cocademon (6) #11 VACANT Open Challenge - “Lest Jimmy Standin” Match Angus McMutton vs. VACANT #12 Infernal Hellweight Championship Manic Misanthrope vs. Pantha (c) ---
**Author:** ![IGgy](https://www.lp.zone/user_avatar/www.lp.zone/iggy/32/85008_2.png) [@IGgy](https://www.lp.zone/u/IGgy)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2019, 8:44pm UTC](https://www.lp.zone/t/ohpw-business-may-die-fire-pro-wrestling-world/3555/117 "2019-08-03T20:44:44Z")
Going live now and starting in 15 minutes [https://www.twitch.tv/iggy\_igsen](https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen) Here’s the match card again: #1 Kayu Zakisaka (c) vs. Inspector Jane for the Jabroni Royale #2 Seven Deadly Pins feat. Dash Rendar (c) #3 The Dash Rendars vs. Fallout Boys #4 Canada Alderman vs. Vacation Skeleton #5 Mr. Shakedown vs. Roy (c) for the Bunny Title :3 #6 Wizards Not Allowed vs. School of Slam (c) for the Legion Tag Titles #7 Black vs. Freddie Hope (c) for the Darkweight Title #8 N-T Punk (0) vs. Cheese Pietzza (0) SD-B4 #9 Weeb Weaver (4) vs. Malfest Goat-Monster (4) SD-B4 #10 Ryu (4) vs. Cocademon (6) SD-B4 #11 Angus McMutton vs. VACANT in a Lest Jimmy Standin Match??? #12 Manic Misanthrope vs. Pantha (c) for the Hellweight Title ---
**Author:** ![IGgy](https://www.lp.zone/user_avatar/www.lp.zone/iggy/32/85008_2.png) [@IGgy](https://www.lp.zone/u/IGgy)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2019, 11:20am UTC](https://www.lp.zone/t/ohpw-business-may-die-fire-pro-wrestling-world/3555/118 "2019-08-04T11:20:35Z")
[Week 28: LEST JIMMY STANDIN](https://youtu.be/kqURe2h_eko) - [(Twitch VOD)](https://www.twitch.tv/videos/462189133) ![](https://i.imgur.com/zFCFOeT.gif) > [@Match Card and Results](#): > > [Week 28: LEST JIMMY STANDIN](https://www.twitch.tv/events/m7copGycRi-Qq0KHYdJ9Sw) > > ![](https://i.imgur.com/4BPLgGS.jpg) > > It’s time for LEST JIMMY STANDIN our 7th special event this Saturday at the usual time! > > We’ll conclude round 4 of the Showdown Tournament and defend all the titles. Additionally, Angus has challenged VACANT to a Lest Jimmy Standin match??? > Will Kayu finally rid herself of the Jabroni Royale? If she loses this time she’ll tie Ego’s reign. All three Dash Rendars will be in matches. IGgy probably didn’t forget to book matches for Canada and Fomore but Canada is first against Vacation Skeleton. Mr. Shakedown is trying to take down Roy, who is threatening to surpass his reign with the Bunny title. Black barely didn’t win the No. 1 Contender match for the Hellweight Title last week but as a consolation prize gets to challenge Freddie Hope for the Darkweight: The Title he previously narrowly failed to capture against the now-Hellweight Champion Pantha who will defend her title against Manic Misanthrope. > > That’ll be fun for sure! Below is the match card: > > #1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch > Kayu Zakisaka (c) vs. Inspector Jane > > Today is a dark day, Kayu loses again, retaining the title of Jabroni Royale. But she seems to have a better idea of how to work a match in which she can’t use the corners or ropes now. > > #2 Seven Deadly Pins Battle Royal > Team Skull Grunt Blue vs. Team Skull Grunt Pink vs. Undeddie Guerrero vs. Nawt A Robutt vs. Super Samio vs. Kelsey vs. Anna May vs. Dash Rendar (c) > > Today os a good day. Dash gets eliminated gloriously first. Then the others follow until only our new champ, Nawt A Robutt remains. > > #3 Landmine Deathmatch > The Dash Rendars vs. Fallout Boys > > Today is a dark day. The Dash Rendars beat the Fallout Boys in short time. > > Scene: Fomore visits IGgy backstage and by some alien logic convinces him to book Fomore vs. IGgy. > > #4 Singles Match > Canada Alderman vs. Vacation Skeleton > > In her quest to prove herself Canada runs into the road block that is Vacation Skeleton. She could not beat him. What this spells for her chances to challenge for the Hellweight Title in order to attempt to become the first Quadruple Crown champion remains to be seen. > > #5 Bunny Championship :3 > Mr. Shakedown vs. Roy (c) > > I’m not sure Shakedown even realized or cared but Roy had already successfully defended the Bunny Title four times. Shakedown’s reign was exactly as long so this was about preventing Roy from surpassing that reign. And that he did. Roy was caught in the Wallet Squeeze and tapped out. > > #6 Legion Tag Championships > Wizards Not Allowed vs. School of Slam (c) > > Sadim broke the Cluwne’s back, made him humble. Then sat next to his writhing body. > > #7 Underworld Darkweight Championship > Black vs. Freddie Hope (c) > > Many who only know him from OHPW probably don’t realize this about Black, but he’s about on par with Freddie. Well, now you now. It took a while but eventually Black could give enough fucks to use the Blackout, winning him the match. > > #8-10 Showdown Tournament Round B4 > N-T Punk (0) vs. Cheese Pietzza (0) - Punk (2) grits his teeth and defeats Pietzza (0). > Weeb Weaver (4) vs. Malfest Goat-Monster (4) - Weeb (4) lost but not for a lack of trying. MGM goes to 6 points. > Ryu (4) vs. Cocademon (6) - Coca (6) literally gasses himself out early on, allowing Ryu (6) to earn another two points. > > #11 VACANT Open Challenge - “Lest Jimmy Standin” Match > Angus McMutton vs. VACANT > > Turns out a LEST JIMMY STANDIN match is a Last Man Standing match and that VACANT wins that too. > > #12 Infernal Hellweight Championship > Manic Misanthrope vs. Pantha (c) > > Ah… I’ll be damned. This match went on for a long time. But eventually Pantha came out on top. LIke all matches that last for an eternity this ended via submission. ![](https://i.imgur.com/YymO3Ix.jpg) And here’s our tournament bracket going into the final rounds. A-Block: Harmony already won this. The last round will still take place but for Harmony this is essentially about getting a perfect run. For everybody else it’s about getting second place, or at least not getting last place. B-Block: Here we have a more exciting situation. Malfest Goat-Monster, Cocademon and Ryu enter the final round tied with 6 points each. Everyone else is out. Weeb could get a tie-breaker over Cocademon but it doesn’t matter because Ryu and MGM have tiebreakers over them. Right now the situation in terms of tie breakers among the ones still in the race is as follows: Cocademon \> Ryu \> MGM \> Cocademon. The thing is, in the final round all of them could end up with 8 points. Since our tie-breakers make for a nice circle this would mean we have a true tie and we need another match to decide who advances to the finals. ---
**Author:** ![IGgy](https://www.lp.zone/user_avatar/www.lp.zone/iggy/32/85008_2.png) [@IGgy](https://www.lp.zone/u/IGgy)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2019, 5:34pm UTC](https://www.lp.zone/t/ohpw-business-may-die-fire-pro-wrestling-world/3555/119 "2019-08-07T17:34:35Z")
[Week 29: Showdown A-Block Finals](https://www.twitch.tv/events/1-g-yrF9T3-AQGUe0SnBCg) This weekend OHPW will have a very singles-heavy episode. I don’t think we ever had one where every match (except for the main event) was a singles match. Kayu gets a chance to become the hero that forces the Jabroni Royale onto Dash. Flamander makes his return after 11 weeks of abscence and is looking to clip Lemuel’s wings. Fomore gets their requedted match against IGgy, somehow. Must have accidentally booked that. Having recently become the first two-time Bunny Champion :3 Mr. Shakedown face Kelsey has his first challenger. Can he top his former reign? For our tournament action we’ll have the Block Finals of A-Block. Harmony has already mathematically won the block but this is about her getting a perfect score. For everyone else it’s about following as closely as possible. Well, for King Skelly it’s about getting points at all. Compare this to our B-Block action for next week, where we have a three-way tie going into the Block Finals. And Finally, in our main event, we’ll have the Seven Deadly Pins Battle Royal in which reigning 7DP champ Nawt A Robutt has to defend the title against seven others. Below is the full card. #1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch Kayu Zakisaka (c) vs. Dash Rendar #2 Singles Match Hellranger Flamander vs. Lemuel Post #3 Singles Match Fomore vs. IGgy IGsen #4 Bunny Championship :3 Kelsey Slaughter vs. Mr. Shakedown (c9) #5 VACANT Open Challenge Someone vs. VACANT #6-8 Grace Thoruson (4) vs. King Skeleton (0) Harmony Gray (8) vs. HazMatt (4) Boob Marley (4) vs. Hobo One Kevodki (4) #9 Seven Deadly Pins Palpatine vs. Pine Appel vs. Mina Park vs. Guzma vs. Josef Dub vs. Mimic vs. Great Maharaja vs. Nawt A Robutt (c) Here we have the current Tournament Standings going into the finals for each block: ![](https://i.imgur.com/RAX4hng.jpg) A-Block: Harmony already won this. The last round will still take place but for Harmony this is essentially about getting a perfect run. For everybody else it’s about getting second place, or at least not getting last place. B-Block: Here we have a more exciting situation. Malfest Goat-Monster, Cocademon and Ryu enter the final round tied with 6 points each. Everyone else is out. Weeb could get a tie-breaker over Cocademon but it doesn’t matter because Ryu and MGM have tiebreakers over them. Right now the situation in terms of tie breakers among the ones still in the race is as follows: Cocademon \> Ryu \> MGM \> Cocademon. The thing is, in the final round all of them could end up with 8 points. Since our tie-breakers make for a nice circle this would mean we have a true tie and we need another match to decide who advances to the finals. ---
**Author:** ![IGgy](https://www.lp.zone/user_avatar/www.lp.zone/iggy/32/85008_2.png) [@IGgy](https://www.lp.zone/u/IGgy)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2019, 8:44pm UTC](https://www.lp.zone/t/ohpw-business-may-die-fire-pro-wrestling-world/3555/120 "2019-08-10T20:44:33Z")
Going live now and starting in 15 minutes [https://www.twitch.tv/iggy\_igsen](https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen) Here’s the match card again: #1 Kayu Zakisaka (c) vs. Dash Rendar for the Jabronin Royale #2 Hellranger Flamander vs. Lemuel Post #3 Fomore vs. IGgy IGsen #4 Kelsey Slaughter vs. Mr. Shakedown (c) for the Bunny Title :3 #5 VACANT Open Challenge #6 Grace Thoruson (4) vs. King Skeleton (0) SD-AFinal #7 Harmony Gray (8) vs. HazMatt (4) SD-AFinal #8 Boob Marley (4) vs. Hobo One Kevodki (4) SD-AFinal #9 Seven Deadly Pins feat. Nawt A Robutt (c) [Previous page](https://www.lp.zone/t/ohpw-business-may-die-fire-pro-wrestling-world/3555.md?page=5) [Next page](https://www.lp.zone/t/ohpw-business-may-die-fire-pro-wrestling-world/3555.md?page=7)