# OHPW - Business May Die \[Fire Pro Wrestling World\] **URL:** \ **Category:** Streams\ **Tags:** stream, games\ **Created:** [January 3, 2019, 8:30pm UTC](https://www.lp.zone/t/ohpw-business-may-die-fire-pro-wrestling-world/3555 "2019-01-03T20:30:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 17
**Author:** ![IGgy](https://www.lp.zone/user_avatar/www.lp.zone/iggy/32/85008_2.png) [@IGgy](https://www.lp.zone/u/IGgy)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2020, 2:04pm UTC](https://www.lp.zone/t/ohpw-business-may-die-fire-pro-wrestling-world/3555/321 "2020-12-06T14:04:53Z")
[Week 95: Five to go.](https://youtu.be/0mdaHdynLBk) - [(Twitch VOD)](https://www.twitch.tv/videos/827106380) ![](https://i.imgur.com/R89Oupo.gif) > [@Match Card and Results](#): > > [Week 95: Five to go.](https://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/fixedtime.html?msg=OHPW+-+Week+95+%40+twitch.tv%2FIGgy_IGsen&iso=20201205T22&p1=37&ah=2) > It’s the go-home show for our end of year ppv, Year of the Beast 2020. And next year we’ll actually get to Episode 100. Fucked up if true. > > #1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch > The Space Wizards Explode > Zoltan (“c”) vs. Jan Itor > > Yeah, whatever, this Jabroni Royale match between two tag partners is MOTN. They went past the explosion for another 5+ minutes. Jan eventually won by submission > > #2 Singles Match > Kneeing a Motherfukken BEAR or get eaten, I guess. > Great Maharaja vs. Harley Havik > > When bears fight knees the knees win. At least this time. > > #3 Tag Team Match > From Space Wizards to Wizards Not Allowed > Wizards Not Allowed vs. Caveman Connection > > Looks like the Cavemen are good against magic. But not good against wizard racism. Tho oldest trick in the book, a loaded fist, did it. > > #4 Singles Match > OOOH YES! Is my reaction to this match in general, not just to Bone Idol. > Bone Idol vs. Lea Lionheart > > This match was shockingly fast but it didn’t feel very one sided. Lea takes the win after a Make-A-Wish > > #5 Singles Match > Is Manic a cop? No, he’s not! But that doesn’t mean he won’t be destroyed. > Fun Fact: We haven’t seen Jane since Pig Destroyer squashed her. > Manic Misanthrope vs. Pig Destroyer > > This was quite the back and forth and a clash of styles too. Manic wins this time. > > #6 Hellweight No. 1 Contender Match > Killing it in the Gorefest and Killing the Goat is probably a good reason to be in this spot. > Maya Northwind vs. Boob Marley > > Boob takes control early on but Maya mounts a dramatic comeback, however, the fifth Sunken Chest just is too much and Maya has to tap out. > > #7 Legion Tag Titles > Careful married whiskey and ice cream, this is some dangerous spider stuff. > Danger Spider vs. Real Beer Float (c) > > Well fought from both teams. A bit of a back and forth at the start. Harmony takes a lot of punishment and tags Grace back in. Now Grace decides she’s just never gonna tag out again and stays in the fight for very long. Eventually she does tag back out, believing Harmony had a chance to recover it seems like this is back in Danger Spider’s hands, however, it turns out, it wasn’t Austin gets Real Beer Float the win with the same move he’s been using to win them the titles. ---
**Author:** ![IGgy](https://www.lp.zone/user_avatar/www.lp.zone/iggy/32/85008_2.png) [@IGgy](https://www.lp.zone/u/IGgy)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2020, 7:52pm UTC](https://www.lp.zone/t/ohpw-business-may-die-fire-pro-wrestling-world/3555/322 "2020-12-09T19:52:24Z")
[Week 96: YEAR OF THE BEAST 2020](https://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/fixedtime.html?msg=OHPW+-+Week+96+-+YEAR+OF+THE+BEAST+2020+%40+twitch.tv%2FIGgy_IGsen&iso=20201212T22&p1=37&ah=2) ![](https://i.imgur.com/vXUSFBE.jpg) Last show of the year. Let’s go! #1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch Yeah, Piggy D is here because he’s on a “losing streak” Zoltan (“c”) vs. Pig Destroyer #2 Seven Deadly Pins Pine Appel vs. Cheese Pietzza vs. Palpatine vs. MIdas Minoson vs. Florida Man vs. Suman vs. Anna May vs. Blaze Rider (c) #3 Singles Match Jan proved she could go hard against Zoltan last week… let’s see if she can also die hard. Malfest Goat-Monster vs. Jan Itor #4 Singles Match Two titans meet… just one of them is tiny. Suzan Blades vs. Isabel Ibarra #5 First Fall Three-Way Always bet on Black. Or either of the others. Pantha vs. Quackenduckboy Jr. vs. Black #6 Singles Match Freddie starting to fight his former Young Devils, finally. Tara Milleneon vs. Freddie Hope #7 Legion Tag Team Championships These wizard racists need a drink. They don’t come free, though. Wizards Not Allowed vs. Real Beer Float (c) #8 Darkweight Championship Isabel’s only mistake last week was to make Sexton bleed. Let’s see if Dash can not do that. Sexton Blud vs. Dash Rendar (c) #9 Infernal Hellweight Championship How many Sunken Chests? Boob Marley vs. Hellranger Flamander (c) ---
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Going live now and starting in 15 minutes [https://www.twitch.tv/iggy\_igsen](https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen) Here’s the match card again: #1 Zoltan (“c”) vs. Pig Destroyer for the Jabroni Royale #2 Seven Deadly Pins feat. Blaze Rider (c) #3 Malfest Goat-Monster vs. Jan Itor #4 Suzan Blades vs. Isabel Ibarra #5 Pantha vs. Quackenduckboy Jr. vs. Black #6 Tara Milleneon vs. Freddie Hope #7 Wizards Not Allowed vs. Real Beer Float (c) for the Legion Tag Titles #8 Sexton Blud vs. Dash Rendar (c) for the Darkweight Title #9 Boob Marley vs. Hellranger Flamander (c) for the Hellweight Title ---
**Author:** ![IGgy](https://www.lp.zone/user_avatar/www.lp.zone/iggy/32/85008_2.png) [@IGgy](https://www.lp.zone/u/IGgy)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2020, 12:02pm UTC](https://www.lp.zone/t/ohpw-business-may-die-fire-pro-wrestling-world/3555/324 "2020-12-13T12:02:21Z")
[Week 96: YEAR OF THE BEAST 2020](https://youtu.be/E8lKKHmUWEc) - [(Twitch VOD)](https://www.twitch.tv/videos/835381202) ![](https://i.imgur.com/RVrr7fy.gif) > [@Match Card and Results](#): > > [Week 96: YEAR OF THE BEAST 2020](https://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/fixedtime.html?msg=OHPW+-+Week+96+-+YEAR+OF+THE+BEAST+2020+%40+twitch.tv%2FIGgy_IGsen&iso=20201212T22&p1=37&ah=2) > > [timg][Imgur: The magic of the Internet](https://i.imgur.com/vXUSFBE.jpg%5B/timg%5D) > Last show of the year. Let’s go! > > #1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch > Yeah, Piggy D is here because he’s on a “losing streak” > Zoltan (“c”) vs. Pig Destroyer > > Hahaha, they exploded, hahaha. And this time they didn’t get up. > > #2 Seven Deadly Pins > Pine Appel vs. Cheese Pietzza vs. Palpatine vs. MIdas Minoson vs. Florida Man vs. Suman vs. Anna May vs. Blaze Rider (c) > > In classic 7DP tradition, the Champ is out first. What it came down to was Pine Appel, Cheese Pietzza and Anna May. Unlucky for Anna May she was up against two people who are part of a team. So it didn’t take long for her to be eliminated. And finally Pietzza Eliminated Pine Appel for the win! > > #3 Singles Match > Jan proved she could go hard against Zoltan last week… let’s see if she can also die hard. > Malfest Goat-Monster vs. Jan Itor > > Jan managed to do much better than I expected her to. Even took an MGM outta nowhere. But then the Superkick following. > > #4 Singles Match > Two titans meet… just one of them is tiny. > Suzan Blades vs. Isabel Ibarra > > Yeah okay, let’s just do the thing where someone beats Suzan again, great. Why does she keep having to give people such rubs > > #5 First Fall Three-Way > Always bet on Black. Or either of the others. > Pantha vs. Quackenduckboy Jr. vs. Black > > Wow, why’s everyone putting over newcomers today! Duckboy survived a Blackout that critted him, then Pantha got critted by a Double Blackout and didn’t come back and finally Duckboy won using Panthas finisher on Black. > > #6 Singles Match > Freddie starting to fight his former Young Devils, finally. > Tara Milleneon vs. Freddie Hope > > Freddie controlled most of this match with Tara get a few heavy hits in but nothing too devastating. After taking the Last Hope once on the outside and then again on the inside Freddie took the win. > > Scene: Hank returns but is now kinda gloomy and shit and talks cryptic shit. He also comes out with a couple of puppets resembling the Young Devils minus him and Freddie. > > #7 Legion Tag Team Championships > These wizard racists need a drink. They don’t come free, though. > Wizards Not Allowed vs. Real Beer Float (c) > > And here we got the Real Beer Float earning their third successful title defense. > > #8 Darkweight Championship > Isabel’s only mistake last week was to make Sexton bleed. Let’s see if Dash can not do that. > Sexton Blud vs. Dash Rendar (c) > > Unfortunately for all of us Dash wins this match against Sexton. > > #9 Infernal Hellweight Championship > How many Sunken Chests? > Boob Marley vs. Hellranger Flamander (c) > > They go move for move! OH SUNKEN CHEST!, naaah, SUNKEN CHEST! naaaah… SUNKEN CHEST naaaaaaah. The match continues and SUNKEN CHEST - Rope Break, SUNKEN CHEST - Rope Break, SUNKEN CHEST - Rope Break, Flamander now gets pissed and decides to pin after a Rana for the win. ---
**Author:** ![IGgy](https://www.lp.zone/user_avatar/www.lp.zone/iggy/32/85008_2.png) [@IGgy](https://www.lp.zone/u/IGgy)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2020, 5:23pm UTC](https://www.lp.zone/t/ohpw-business-may-die-fire-pro-wrestling-world/3555/325 "2020-12-19T17:23:18Z")
From episode 49, the first of this year, to episode 96, the last one, 343 days passed. Technically this means the second year was “longer” with the first being 336 days. Well, in reality both had 48 episodes. And we’re so close to 100. [You may vote on Match of the Year, Storyline/Moment of the Year and Newcome of the year by clicking on this text you are currently reading.](https://forms.gle/d8W9CGbk9EJSPjRN7) Y’know, at the start if the year I figured I might make Day 666, which ended up being Judgement Night II, the final episode. I figured I’d probably be ready to end it by then. Out of the three LPFWA runs two were shorter than a year. Only one made it over. But nah. I still feel like going on. As long as it’s fun for me I won’t stop. Despite this year feeling longer than usual for most of us for OHPW I feel like it went by fast. We had a retirement Angle with Nero Sin, who gave it his all for his final match. We had the Hellfire Tournament that ended up earning Grace the big one and probably our most memorable title reign yet. We raised $100 for BLM Charities (which I matched, bringing us up to 200 bucks.) Flamander and Majin Bob Sapp had their crazy bout, Angus got back the G after over a year of being Anus, Dash and Vacation Skeleton FINALLY fought in a real underwhelming match, which was the perfect outcome of their feud. Somewhere in the middle our Bunny Title :3 evolved like a freaking Pokemon and turned into the Pokeymanz Title. There was more of course, these are just some of the highlights. But let’s look back through the last year through a more objective lens. My stupid-ass spreadsheet I keep around just so I can really dig into it once a year. But you know what I say? It’s not the numbers that matter, but how you read them. Much like last year ([Check here if you want](https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/e/2PACX-1vQReOu30P-UxRJmd0jnthFKt425MjCKGMYuQXz-dH3tojPLk5ukKON1mZ9Wc1Lig2f0SUTNopQjFnNy/pubhtml)) I’ll be going over some core statistics for the year, talk about why things be like they are, look at stories we had and how they look in the cold, merciless world of numbers. There will also be behind the scenes stuff I’ll talk about where applicable. And because this is our second year we can actually draw comparisons to the first year in some cases. Before we get into the nitty gritty, all the stuff you’ll see below is also viewable [here](https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/e/2PACX-1vSlNGlDpfEbbXGAwrGNafgKHv6uILgQ_X8dBHsi3jvJuISS2cwr4rKCGGZFr2LwY899FL_L034p5yv-/pubhtml?gid=0&single=true) as a web page. ![](https://i.imgur.com/DiEOCUz.png) For this year’s round-up let’s start it off with some general comparisons to 2019. You can see we have less matches, that’s most certainly due to the fact of us not having the Showdown Tournament during which we booked shows with more matches to fit in the (shorter than usual) MMA-Style bouts for both the Round-Robin blocks we had. Another observation worth making is that we booked more singles matches, but less tag matches and battle royals (listed as “Multi” here). This is part of an effort of mine to prevent shows from becoming too long. When I started the show I balanced wrestlers in a very different way. Which is to say, I didn’t worry about it too much. But over time I got more of a feel for it. Bottom line is I balance around limiting the number of possible match enders (often limiting it further for bigger matches). While I don’t use the default finish values mod that lets me straight up disqualify a move from ever finishing a match (I just think it’s more interesting when a match CAN end with a freaking Neck Crank) I’m just more conscious of the potentially match-ending moves I give to people and when in the match I let them do these moves. This has the effect that the average matches last a bit longer, which you’ll be able to see in our next set of stats. This doesn’t impact tag matches and battle royals as much as singles matches. Anyway, more singles matches because matches overall got longer and singles matches are the shortest. So they are the best to book more of if you want to make a show shorter. One last thing to mention is that the numbers of KOs and TKOs sunk drastically. This has multiple reasons: First, the aforementioned Showdown Tournament didn’t happen in 2020. But also, the VACANT Open Challenge went on a hiatus some time in 2020. Those are the match types that mainly ended in KO or TKO. ![](https://i.imgur.com/LYv2Bw5.png) Now, every time I talk about match ratings I feel the need to mention that they don’t matter. The game’s algorithm not only doesn’t necessarily know what we as viewers think makes a good match but it also varies between in-game venues. Which mainly becomes relevant when you consider I’m lazy and run the Jabroni matches in technically a different venue. Then there’s the Wrestler and Charisma ranks a wrestler has that also affects that (and I really don’t care about changing those around to make sense) then there’s also certain moves affect match rating differently and… yeah. Match time also plays a factor which is probably why the ratings have gone higher on average. What I probably find the most interesting is less the exact ratings and match durations but the count of matches within certain ranges further down. That’s where you can really see how it shifted. We had three really long singles matches, approaching an hour in short succession. Hell, two of them have been on the same show. But that’s just freakish RNG happening sometimes. ![](https://i.imgur.com/dnyWEjT.png) Right, so let’s see who our top singles people were. While I do use an ELO rating here (most commonly used to rate the skill level of chess players, players gain and lose points based on each other’s respective ratings) I don’t actually use it for booking. It’s just one of these numbers I like to look at on occasion. Particularly, I like to see how it develops over time. Which is what we can see above. A thing to keep in mind is that even though I list specific timeframes my formula can’t calculate a rating specific to that timeframe but only the end-date. The Final column, for the entire year would only deviate from that of the final quarter if we didn’t book one of the people in the top four at all in the final quarter. Our best in terms of ELO rating still have a tendency to hold the Hellweight Title. So if anyone has had the title at any point in the specified episode ranges I’ve made their name yellow. This is only partially due to the fact that I make sure that you always have to earn your Hellweight shot due to singles performance. Whether it’s an explicit No. 1 Contender match or more general performance it’s reflected in the ELO rating as that only works for singles matches. At least with my setup. It technically would be viable for any zero sum game. If you look at the Elite Four for each quartal over the two years you can see quite a shift. ![](https://i.imgur.com/NSskkJJ.png) Now, this uses a simpler formula. It’s not nearly as accurate but it has two distinct advantages. First: It works for all match types, not just singles. And second the ratings listed above are actually calculated for that specific timeframe rather than just until the end date. I forgot how to calculate it, but basically it adds points for wins and subtracts them for losses. For team or battle royal situations taking the fall would grant/remove more points. But again, this is just a number I keep around for my own amusement. I only very rarely consult either this or the ELO rating for booking. If I do it means either we messed up somewhere or something unforeseen happend. But even then in terms of booking it’s better to go with your gut than cold hard numbers (though again, it’s not about the numbers but how you read them, they CAN absolutely help) Well, enough boring preamble about this stat. We can see already that there’s some noteworthy deviations. The first thing that strikes me as interesting compared to the first year is that this time more of our champs are actually in there. In fact, it lists some of the champs that didn’t make it according to the ELO rating. But also, you can see people who had a hot run at the time. For example, Kayu had a strong run (and I hope she can have another) that was pretty isolated to 2-3 months. As a result of initial poor performance and being more or less in the “mid card” (we use that term loosely here, she put on some bangers that rival main events and was involved in a story that evolved mostly emergently and was really cool, I thought) she never really ranked very high in terms of ELO. You could read some more from that if you wanted to. It’s the kind of stuff I find interesting. But I’m kind of a raw data nerd. One of the most exciting parts of OHPW is checking out the big ol spreadsheet after a month or two of entering matches and stuff. ![](https://i.imgur.com/BIvIvJN.png) Here’s some miscellaneous numbers regarding to various things for all our matches. They are overall pretty self explanatory. Cool trivia, basically. There’s an asterisk next to Cumulative Time because that calculation assumes someone was in a match start to finish even if that was an elimination match and they got eliminated early. Of course, we have an recurring theme here of people having less matches overall. Which is of course due to us having more wrestlers to book now. Match rating is the same as always, doesn’t really matter but I still like to see who’s got the highest ones. Match duration is one that matters a bit more. A long match is not necessarily a good match. but it’s true that overall our matches have gotten longer. The only reason Midas 39:04 from last year is higher than this year’s longest average is because he was in the two longest matches we had last year, which were that long due to a bug. Finally, I thought our shortest average matches would be a bit shorter. But then again, we do include non-singles matches here and they skew that a bit upwards. ![](https://i.imgur.com/1WNRX9E.png) Same as above but only singles matches. Despite the asterisk after Cumulative Time this is actually accurate, as it’s only singles matches. I simply forgot to remove the Asterisk. ASS basically only matches Black’s most matches record from last year because she was the Jabroni for so long. Then again, Plumeria was right up there with her. However, she was mostly booked in tag matches and battle royals prior to her Jabroni run. For our longest average matches, I guess, it’s worth mentioning that Nero and Mina, who are both on top are there mostly because they had one really long match each that skewed their average match duration upward. Hell, Mina’s been in the longest singles match of the year and isn’t even booked much in singles matches. So it’s pretty impressive she’s not higher. ![](https://i.imgur.com/mv0vVfM.png) Our next set is a bit random. There’s quite a few different stat s all mashed together. On the left you see last year’s stats for that section as is, on the right you see this years. The most noteworthy differences is that I showed stats for all the titles instead of sorting them by longest or most defenses and that I elected not to show wins against VACANT. In our first year the VACANT Open Challenge was an institution which I put on hiatus in the second year at around the same time as I phased out the Bunny Title. The meaning of both getting rid of the Bunny Title and making the VACANT Open Challenge an irregular thing was to give us more freedom when booking. Both these things happened on every episode and were often in the same spot on the card every time. This resulted in a good chunk of our singles matches being built around the Bunny Title which got more and more valuable as time went on and the stakes got higher and higher. So I chose to replace it with an unsanctioned title that could just be on the line whenever the champ happens to be booked. Thankfully, in our lore, there was already such a thing. And since the flow of time was convoluted anyway we could just establish the beginning of the Pokeymanz Title. A dark title that holds some unspecified curse. Anyway, now that I discussed the column that is empty this year in a lengthy paragraph let’s just get to the actual numbers, shall we? Best Bout Machines here means they were nominated for the most highlights. Highlights are mostly nominated by me. So basically these are the wrestlers I’m a mark for. This year you can see that there’s a very large number of people sharing the third and second place. But what’s clear is that Grace had a very high amount of Highlights to her name, most of them from her Title reign or directly leading up to it. As for the Title defenses and longest reigns there’s not much to say except that last year I actually ranked them while this year I’m just showing the highest value for each title. You can still see that the most defenses in a single reign was the Bunny Title, shared by Black and VACANT with seven defenses each. While the longest reign period was Harmony’s Hellweight Reign (which has crossover with last year’s) at 146 Days. Then there’s also the Grunt’s Tag Title reign at 140 Days. Which also came over from last year and includes the week or two I took off. But that just how it be. Finally, the Workhorses are the people we booked the most per episode since the start of the year or their debut (whichever is later). You can see that even the most booked character this year, Isabel Ibarra, at 0.5 times per episode (which, of course, means every second episode on average.) You’ll notice that the values for that column are overall lower than last year. That’s mainly because we’re juggling a larger Roster now, trying to squeeze more people in the same amount of time. Together with the aforementioned decrease in Tag and Battle Royals this means that people get booked less on average. However, when they get booked it means more as they’ll more often get a singles match than previously. I’m gonna also make a wild guess and say that aside from his debut you’ll probably remember Pig Destroyer’s individual Matches less than the runner up, Danny V5, because of how I booked them both. While Pig Destroyer was booked more he also lost more. But even if he didn’t there’s a chance that I would have “pushed” Danny over Pig Destroyer. A Push here meaning more giving them big opportunities than actually booking them to win, of which Danny got several, whether they were title matches or matches with a narrative that benefited him. The reason for this is mainly that Pig Destroyer is one of my own OCs and while I’m absolutely not averse to booking them strong or prominently (see Black and VACANT, but the latter shouldn’t count to be honest) I still want to avoid having my own people be on top. So I kinda judge them more harshly. Although, I doubt people would mind as long as it’s good and makes sense. ![](https://i.imgur.com/MYzjm86.png) There’s something I have to explain about last year’s two longest matches. And that’s that they were the victim of a modpack bug that prevented pinfalls from actually eliminating people from a Battle Royal. That’s why these matches happened so close together to each other. It becomes even more clear how obscenely long they were if you compare them with our longest from this year. Both rumbles, matches that are expected to take long. Meanwhile, I think it’s remarkable that the other two longest matches of 2020 are both singles matches. Mina vs. Black, the longer of the two, drove me mad. I felt that it kind of got repetitive after a while. Now, truth be told that’s true for every singles match that goes this long, it’s a matter of how you package it. I was simply not prepared to weave a good narrative for that one. Going by our stats both Black and Mina have had shorter than average matches at the time. As for the other match, Pantha vs. Harmony, that’s straight up a MOTY contender. I got very excited during it. Of course, it technically suffers from the same Problems as Mina vs. Black but this was a Main Event between two highly regarded wrestlers which made it way easier to get into it. In any case, Mina vs. Black, Nero vs. Suzan and Pantha vs. Harmony along with episodes in general getting longer is what got me thinking of how to make episodes shorter, which I explained earlier. ![](https://i.imgur.com/2Peu1wU.png) Well, last year we sure had some more exaggerated squashes mostly featuring Black (who I rebalanced considerably as a result) as well as one weird freak match that ended super fast. As far as I recall I set it to short in the booking mod. But all that does is lower health, spirit and stamina to about a third. It shouldn’t normally finish a match that fast. but RNG does weird things sometimes. Well, this year you can see that there’s essentially no repeat offenders. Apollo vs. Suzan ended so quick due to a critical. Skullistair vs. The Husks was a Handicap match so it was clear it wouldn’t go long (I was still rooting for Skullistair, and I’m sure they will one day get their revenge.) then we got Suman vs. Dash, another match where a quick finish was expected and finally, Steve Dirt and VACANT went at it in a VACANT Open Challenge. Remember that lasting over ten minutes is a bit of an achievement here. I guess the main reason there aren’t any shorter matches this year is because we didn’t have any weird freak occurrences or me accidentally making a character too strong. ![](https://i.imgur.com/osBkfQN.png) There’s honestly not much to say here. Just stats for episodes. It just goes to confirm that the average match length has risen even more. Even the episode with the fourth longest average match duration has the exact same average duration as last year’s first place. On the other hand, our episode with the shortest average match duration falls a few seconds short of last year’s fourth place. And then the deal with match ratings as always is that they don’t really matter. But the main reason they are higher is because of the longer matches. As four our Most matches / EP stat, I guess all that I can say is that a regular weekly episode has 7 matches, ordinarily, with PPVs having 9. With some episodes having more (but never less than 7, so far.) Now for something a little different. You might remember this from last year: ![](https://i.imgur.com/P66e7uX.png) We finished with “Anus at record low” but if you continued following Angus this year he actually managed to recover. Let’s have a look at that right now… ![](https://i.imgur.com/mnkWovH.png) First let me point out the different layout. I thought it would be neat to be able to compare is overall run and thiy year more easily. In the column labeled “From EP 49” we can see his performance for this year only (because, y’know, Episode 49 was the first of this year) while right next to it in “From EP 1” you can see his overall performance. The first line contains is Win/Loss/Draw record wit the second featuring his Win Percentage. Essentially, every time this year’s Win Percentage is lower than is overall one, that means he’s done more poorly than on average in that timeframe. If it’s higher though, that means he’s doing better. This way you can see just about when Angus started rising again (part of that might be muddied due to him not being booked much early on in the year but math is math.) Which would be between EP 68 and 72. And shortly after that he got back the Tru Bru which coincides with him starting to do even better. Truth be told, since he has two versions of the move (one from the front and a ripcord version from the back) he now has one more match-ender which made him slightly more powerful overall. It’s been pointed out that Angus’ Story mirrors that of Grace, which is why he was the perfect one to beat her for the title. And while I’d argue Grace never really fell do the depths of Angus, I never really looked at the numbers… let’s do just that. ![](https://i.imgur.com/4kjri0z.png) Okay, first of all, I was wrong. Grace, mathematically speaking, has done way worse than Angus. It’s just instead of whining about it she took it with some dignity. Maybe she knew her time would come. By now we all know that 2020 was essentially the year of Grace. She held our highest title for a long part of the year but how she even attained that honor was a crazy burst. The best part is, I didn’t actually change anything about Grace. Like, nothing. Until she started doing better then I added a bunch of moves but those most likely didn’t make a difference. I guess the most interesting part is that one of her most devastating moves would not be The Saving Grace (a reverse implant DDT) but a Modified Single Leg Boston Crab (aka “That Move Grace Keeps Winning With”, we call it that because she keeps winning with it). It’s a move previously better known as Cocademon’s Finisher, the Carbonated Footprint. Grace is the only Hellweight Champion who’s had non-title matches in addition to her scheduled title defenses. I understand that it’s unconventional to not book the champ for appearances outside of their defenses but I prefer to do it that way myself. This is partially due to the fact that without booking winners and losers it can be hard to work with. Anyway, yeah, 2020 was the year of Grace. From an overall 27.27 Win Percentage to an overall 53.49 %. But a much more impressive 80.95 % for the year. Finally, to close this off, let’s talk the young devils for a short bit. Because a thing that I never mentioned about them is that I gave them transitional attires to kind of make me think and visualize what they did on excursion. I showed them for Tara due to her time travel gimmick but we won’t see the other attires on screen. So let’s look at them all. ![](https://i.imgur.com/AaJATF0.png) The first attire of course, is always the Young Devil one. Sexton’s first excursion attire has im just wearing street clothes. I wanted the implication of that to be that he had some trouble finding an identity at first and was a bit awkward. Canonically, while using that he was in LPFWA, which in then left transitioned to is second excursion attire and kind of went through a devolution. Going to the backyards and garbage feds. Then he came back as we know him now, with actual gear. With how I wrote him so far the idea is that he’s basically the same relatively humble dude but much more comfortable with himself. For Tara the idea was that she is a huge Kushida fan but she didn’t know Back to the Future existed until someone mentioned that to her. She started dressing up as Marty McFly as her first excursion attire. Freddie mentioned in a brief scene a while back that she went to Japan. She didn’t simply leave from there, though. She traveled through time and into a world where she got robot arms for whatever reason. Finally, she comes back. She now says fuck more often and her finisher is called “Fuck Time and Fuck You Too” Finally we got Hank (formerly) His first excursion attire was him in LPFWA where he tried to emulate his favorite wrestler Freddie hope. And this makes Sexton the only one who didn’t try to be like someone else, initially. Anyway, Hank soon left LPFWA, maybe even before Sexton and wasn’t heard from again until his OHPW re-emergence. Of course, if you look at his second excursion attire there’s a very strong possibility that that was because he was hiding his identity by wearing under a mask. It also bears mentioning that where the two other Young Devils picked up moves and mannerisms from people they faced before their departure Hank (or Not Your God, as they are called now) cast all that away. And the parts where he didn’t are deliberate because they suit his new style. Though we haven’t seen him wrestle yet. Well, and here we are. That was our second year of this stupid thing that I do for fun and now I wrote close the 22.000 characters for in this write-up alone. I hope your remaining 2020 will be good. Whether you’re one of those christmas-y or holiday-ish people or actually cool, do what you enjoy. I’m not a pro but I have it on good authority that as far as years go 2020 was pretty bad so 2021 will probably better. We’ll be back with more OHPW in 2021. Seeya then. ---
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[Week 97: Three](https://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/fixedtime.html?msg=OHPW+-+Week+97+%40+twitch.tv%2FIGgy_IGsen&iso=20210102T22&p1=37&ah=2) Oh wow! We enter OHPWs third year already now. Before we get to the match card: I asked you to vote on Match of the year, Storyline of the Year and Newcomer of the Year. So let’s see how you voted: Match of the Year 1: (5 Votes) Nero Sin vs. Suzan Blades from UNSTOPPING 1: (5 Votes) Hellranger Flamander vs. Majin Bob Sapp from DEVIL TRIGGER 2: (3 Votes) Pantha vs. Harmony Gray from UNSTOPPING 2: (3 Votes) Grace Thoruson vs. Hellranger Flamander from the HELLFIRE Finals 2: (3 Votes) Roll dem Bones 2020 from skeleton wars 2020 3: (2 Votes) Pig Destroyer vs. Cock Thunder from FUCK THE POLICE Believe it or not, before that final vote came in we actually didn’t have a tie. The same is true for Storyline/Moment of the year. Storyline/Moment of the Year 1: (6 Votes) Angus gets back the G 1: (6 Votes) Dash and Vacation Skeleton feud over nothing. 2: (5 Votes) Grace’s incredible rise to the top. 3: (3 Votes) oRa 66 collapses. Palpy eats shit in Goatcorp everyone else formed a Union. Look, Dash vs. Vacation Skeleton was bad on purpose. Angus getting back the G was us trying really hard. Newcomer of the Year 1: (7 Votes) Skullistair 2: (4 Votes) Bone Idol 2: (4 Votes) Fucking Dash Rendar for some reason. 3: (3 Votes) Koji Kojinaka 3: (3 Votes) Sgt. Sprinklez I’ll be honest, I didn’t expect Skullistair to rank so high. They haven’t really had a chance to shine much yet. There’s also some others that I’m shocked didn’t rank higher or got votes at all, because they do get favorable reactions on the shows. But that be wrasslin’ And now: The card for our first show of 2021. Hurrah! Another year, surely this one will be better than the last; The inexorable march of progress will lead us all to happiness! #1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch Bears are immune to magic [citation needed] Zoltan (“c”) vs. Great Maharaja #2 Singles Match Even in 2021… Family Man does his best! FOE vs. Family Man #3 Singles Match What does a skeletonista think of caffeine elementals? We shall find out. Bone Idol vs. DivineCoffeeBinge #4 Tag Team Match Cavemen know I thing or two about skulls. I think. I don’t know, okay? Caveman Connection vs. Team Skull Bosses #5 Singles Match The ominous re-emergence of the wrestler now known as Not Your God Not Your God vs. Cock Lightning #6 Singles Match Headbutts or Flips, that is the question. Angus McMutton vs. Lea Lionheart #7 Seven Deadly Pins Booking myself to go over, just you wait. Josef Dub vs. Muscle Wizard vs. Ricc 2 Thicc vs. Agnes Paragon vs. IGgy IGsen vs. Spitbal vs. Skullistair vs. Cheese Pietzza ---
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Going live now and starting in 15 minutes [https://www.twitch.tv/iggy\_igsen](https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen) Here’s the match card again: #1 Zoltan (“c”) vs. Great Maharaja for the Jabroni Royale #2 FOE vs. Family Man #3 Bone Idol vs. DivineCoffeeBinge #4 Caveman Connection vs. Team Skull Bosses #5 Not Your God vs. Cock Lightning #6 Angus McMutton vs. Lea Lionheart #7 Seven Deadly Pins feat. Cheese Pietzza (c) ---
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[Week 97: Three](https://youtu.be/05lwKob60AA) - [(Twitch VOD)](https://www.twitch.tv/videos/859187124) ![](https://i.imgur.com/TaqgzvL.gif) ![](https://i.imgur.com/NOSpUm2.gif) > [@Match Card and Results](#): > > [Week 97: Three](https://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/fixedtime.html?msg=OHPW+-+Week+97+%40+twitch.tv%2FIGgy_IGsen&iso=20210102T22&p1=37&ah=2) > Oh wow! We enter OHPWs third year already now. > > Before we get to the match card: I asked you to vote on Match of the year, Storyline of the Year and Newcomer of the Year. So let’s see how you voted: > > Match of the Year > 1: (5 Votes) Nero Sin vs. Suzan Blades from UNSTOPPING > 1: (5 Votes) Hellranger Flamander vs. Majin Bob Sapp from DEVIL TRIGGER > 2: (3 Votes) Pantha vs. Harmony Gray from UNSTOPPING > 2: (3 Votes) Grace Thoruson vs. Hellranger Flamander from the HELLFIRE Finals > 2: (3 Votes) Roll dem Bones 2020 from skeleton wars 2020 > 3: (2 Votes) Pig Destroyer vs. Cock Thunder from FUCK THE POLICE > > Believe it or not, before that final vote came in we actually didn’t have a tie. The same is true for Storyline/Moment of the year. > > Storyline/Moment of the Year > 1: (6 Votes) Angus gets back the G > 1: (6 Votes) Dash and Vacation Skeleton feud over nothing. > 2: (5 Votes) Grace’s incredible rise to the top. > 3: (3 Votes) oRa 66 collapses. Palpy eats shit in Goatcorp everyone else formed a Union. > > Look, Dash vs. Vacation Skeleton was bad on purpose. Angus getting back the G was us trying really hard. > > Newcomer of the Year > 1: (7 Votes) Skullistair > 2: (4 Votes) Bone Idol > 2: (4 Votes) Fucking Dash Rendar for some reason. > 3: (3 Votes) Koji Kojinaka > 3: (3 Votes) Sgt. Sprinklez > > I’ll be honest, I didn’t expect Skullistair to rank so high. They haven’t really had a chance to shine much yet. There’s also some others that I’m shocked didn’t rank higher or got votes at all, because they do get favorable reactions on the shows. But that be wrasslin’ > > And now: The card for our first show of 2021. Hurrah! Another year, surely this one will be better than the last; The inexorable march of progress will lead us all to happiness! > > #1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch > Bears are immune to magic [citation needed] > Zoltan (“c”) vs. Great Maharaja > > Bears are not only immune to magic but also Explosions. The explosion knocked out Zoltan while Maharaja got back up. > > #2 Singles Match > Even in 2021… Family Man does his best! > FOE vs. Family Man > > This is bullshit. Family Man should have won this. But naaaaah, FOE just comes out and is like “Haha, I’m F.O.E.!” > > #3 Singles Match > What does a skeletonista think of caffeine elementals? We shall find out. > Bone Idol vs. DivineCoffeeBinge > > These two delivered a great match with a lot of Lucha things. Protecting the Transitional Move by hitting it near the ropes and everything. Bone Idol wins with Bone-Tugging Harmony > > #4 Tag Team Match > Cavemen know a thing or two about skulls. I think. I don’t know, okay? > Caveman Connection vs. Team Skull Bosses > > According to the Match Rating this was a stinker. But Robo Meltzer is clearly full of shit. This was a very adequate match. Caveman Connection getting another win. > > #5 Singles Match > The ominous re-emergence of the wrestler now known as Not Your God > Not Your God vs. Cock Lightning > > It became clear in this match that there’s a complete clash of styles here. Lightning prefers high flying, NYG aims to keep his opponents down on the mat, repeatedly attacking with submissions eventually earning the win with Cattle Mutilation. > > #6 Singles Match > Headbutts or Flips, that is the question. > Angus McMutton vs. Lea Lionheart > > Both spammed their finishers. But Angus has a very hard head and wins after the hundredth Tru Bru > > #7 Seven Deadly Pins > Booking myself to go over, just you wait. > Josef Dub vs. Muscle Wizard vs. Ricc 2 Thicc vs. Agnes Paragon vs. IGgy IGsen vs. Spitbal vs. Skullistair vs. Cheese Pietzza (c) > > Oh boy, where do I start… This almost lasted an hour. At around 17 Minutes we had three Eliminations in quick succession. And then nothing and nothing and nothing… eventually people start being eliminated again and in the end it comes down to ME! Hahahaha! And Muscle Wizard. Muscle Wizard punches me really hard for the win though. ---
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[Week 98: Two](https://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/fixedtime.html?msg=OHPW+-+Week+98+%40+twitch.tv%2FIGgy_IGsen&iso=20210109T22&p1=37&ah=2) Same time as usual. And Hellfire starts early. Next month we’ll have us a tournament again. The majority of people in it have already qualified but some are on the edge, these will be in Qualifying matches over the next few shows. #1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch It’s finally happening. Family Man has to try real hard to not explode. Zoltan vs. Family Man #2 Hellfire 2021 Qualifier Whoever wins this gets to be in the Hellfire Tournament next month. Kayu Zakisaka vs. Koji Kojinaka #3 Hellfire 2021 Qualifier It occurs to me that I just matched up two undead here. Bone Idol vs. Undeddie Guerrero #4 First Fall Four Way This could go many ways. Pretty much all of them lead downhill. Quackenduckboy Jr. vs. Harley Havik vs. Flash Hammer vs. Arcade Legend ASS #5 Singles Match They both wear red. That’s all I got. Hayley Simmons vs. Freddie Hope #6 Singles Match Which is stronger? The metal arms or the big muscle? Let’s find out. Spitbal vs. Muscle Wizard #7 Darkweight Championship Headbutt him in the head! Angus McMutton vs. Dashosphere (c) ---
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Going live now and starting in 15 minutes [https://www.twitch.tv/iggy\_igsen](https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen) Here’s the match card again: #1 Zoltan (“c”) vs. Family Man for the Jabroni Royale #2 Kayu Zakisaka vs. Koji Kojinaka #3 Bone Idol vs. Undeddie Guerrero #4 Quackenduckboy Jr. vs. Harley Havik vs. Flash Hammer vs. Arcade Legend ASS #5 Hayley Simmons vs. Freddie Hope #6 Spitbal vs. Muscle Wizard #7 Angus McMutton vs. Dashosphere (c) for the Darkweight Title ---
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[Week 98 - Two](https://youtu.be/rBS6uwDhqeY) - [(Twitch VOD)](https://www.twitch.tv/videos/867712949) ![](https://i.imgur.com/bjlJgl4.gif) ![](https://i.imgur.com/vIjJiX0.gif) We got two gifs again! Not that this is gonna be a regular thing I just found two things I found funny enough two weeks in a row. > [@Match Card and Results](#): > > [Week 98: Two](https://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/fixedtime.html?msg=OHPW+-+Week+98+%40+twitch.tv%2FIGgy_IGsen&iso=20210109T22&p1=37&ah=2) > Same time as usual. And Hellfire starts early. > > Next month we’ll have us a tournament again. The majority of people in it have already qualified but some are on the edge, these will be in Qualifying matches over the next few shows. > > #1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch > It’s finally happening. Family Man has to try real hard to not explode. > Zoltan vs. Family Man > > Family Man tried his best but fell just a few seconds short. Ironically he was rolled up by Zoltan right as the buzzer sounded and could not kick out. > > #2 Hellfire 2021 Qualifier > Whoever wins this gets to be in the Hellfire Tournament next month. > Kayu Zakisaka vs. Koji Kojinaka > > They go move for move but… what? Kayu keeps doing her Magical Girl Splash? Holy shit, Koji doesn’t kick out! This match lasted under ten minutes! Whether this is a slip-up for Koji or a sign of things to come for Kayu remains to be seen. > > Scene: Palpy confronts Josef about the theme theft that’s been going on. He wants to fight Josef for the theme. Josef agrees under the condition that if Palpy loses Josef gets his spot in the tournament. > > #3 Hellfire 2021 Qualifier > It occurs to me that I just matched up two undead here. > Bone Idol vs. Undeddie Guerrero > > Competitive and with a lot of them big moves. Bone Idol secures the win with the Bone Zone after over 20 minutes of back and forth. > > #4 First Fall Four Way > This could go many ways. Pretty much all of them lead downhill. > Quackenduckboy Jr. vs. Harley Havik vs. Flash Hammer vs. Arcade Legend ASS > > Weird, this match split up in two separate 1 on 1s. They didn’t really interact or try to interrupt each other’s submissions or break up pins. We had Harley and ASS do battle and Flash and the Duckbaby. ASS wins after taking a dive out the ring on the wrong side of the ring so she faceplants and then Harley comes over to knee her. ASS manages to lock in a reverse Figure 4 for the win. > > #5 Singles Match > They both wear red. That’s all I got. > Hayley Simmons vs. Freddie Hope > > Welcome to this week’s slamfest. They do the moves and stuff but the veteran Freddie is able to earn the win after a double underhook DDT. > > #6 Singles Match > Which is stronger? The metal arms or the big muscle? Let’s find out. > Spitbal vs. Muscle Wizard > > This match got kinda tense after a while. Spitbal was in control early on nearly getting the win before Muscle Wizard even managed to make Spitbal stay down for a 1-count. However, Muscle Wizard finishes after locking in the Mandible Claw > > #7 Darkweight Championship > Headbutt him in the head! > Angus McMutton vs. Dashosphere (c) > > Short and sweet. Both brought out all their big guns, Dash’s mistake was doing that on the outside. Angus meanwhile is able to win after deadlifting Dash and moving into a suplex with a bridge for the 1-2-3. ---
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[Week 99: One](https://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/fixedtime.html?msg=OHPW+-+Week+99+%40+twitch.tv%2FIGgy_IGsen&iso=20210116T22&p1=37&ah=2) Almost 100! I just want to make clear that I have nothing special planned for episode 100 as far as PPVs go. It hasn’t been very long since our last special PPV. It’s just a cool Milestone. Maybe for Episode 666 we’ll do something special again. I dunno. #1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch Woah, Koji doesn’t deserve to be here! Well okay, he got squashed by a former Jabroni, but… Family Man (“c”) vs. Koji Kojinaka #2 Hellfire 2021 Qualifier FIRE AND BLOOD! Blaze Rider vs. Kelsey Slaughter #3 Hellfire 2021 Qualifier Two Japanese Deathmatch legends. The original death dealers. Hugging it out. Pig Destroyer vs. Steve Dirt #4 Legion Tag No. 1 Contender Match In the post apocalypse you’ll take every food you can. Even if it puts you in an armbar! Fallout Boys vs. Pineapple Pizza #5 Singles Match FIRE AND COFFEE! Mina Park vs. DivineCoffeeBinge #6 Hellweight No. 1 Contender Match I feel like we’ve seen this match before. But it’s been very long. Mr. Shakedown vs. Pantha #7 Legion Tag Championships Two cavemen go into a bar… Caveman Connection vs. Real Beer Float (c) ---
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Going live now and starting in 15 minutes [https://www.twitch.tv/iggy\_igsen](https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen) Here’s the match card again: #1 Family Man (“c”) vs. Koji Kojinaka for the Jabroni Royale #2 Blaze Rider vs. Kelsey Slaughter #3 Pig Destroyer vs. Steve Dirt #4 Fallout Boys vs. Pineapple Pizza #5 Mina Park vs. DivineCoffeeBinge #6 Mr. Shakedown vs. Pantha #7 Caveman Connection vs. Real Beer Float (c) for the Legion Tag Titles ---
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[Week 99: One](https://youtu.be/lMOaeNyuH3o) - [(Twitch VOD)](https://www.twitch.tv/videos/876480409) ![](https://i.imgur.com/8ZMMzoG.gif) > [@Match Card and Results](#): > > [Week 99: One](https://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/fixedtime.html?msg=OHPW+-+Week+99+%40+twitch.tv%2FIGgy_IGsen&iso=20210116T22&p1=37&ah=2) > Almost 100! > I just want to make clear that I have nothing special planned for episode 100 as far as PPVs go. It hasn’t been very long since our last special PPV. It’s just a cool Milestone. Maybe for Episode 666 we’ll do something special again. I dunno. > > #1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch > Woah, Koji doesn’t deserve to be here! Well okay, he got squashed by a former Jabroni, but… > Family Man (“c”) vs. Koji Kojinaka > > Family Man fought valiantly until the end. Then the explosion went boom! Family Man was down, Koji could get back up for the win. > > #2 Hellfire 2021 Qualifier > FIRE AND BLOOD! > Blaze Rider vs. Kelsey Slaughter > > Kelsey really made Blaze work for this one. There was some actual back and forth here where each of them controlled the match for a while. Blaze was eventually able to hit the Rider Kick and Kelsey was down for the count. > > #3 Hellfire 2021 Qualifier > Two Japanese Deathmatch legends. The original death dealers. Hugging it out. > Pig Destroyer vs. Steve Dirt > > Fast and hard! This is how Pig Destroyer and Steve Dirt do things. They kicked out of each other’s finishers because the business is already dead but eventually Steve hit a second Bloody Cross and took the win via pinfall! > > #4 Legion Tag No. 1 Contender Match > In the post apocalypse you’ll take every food you can. Even if it puts you in an armbar! > Fallout Boys vs. Pineapple Pizza > > They went back and they went forth but it all ended with a flash submission by Cheese Pietzza on Doc Mutant. Sometimes it’s better to not have your arm destroyed and live to punch another day. > > Scene: NYG comes out and announces that he’s decided he’ll face Freddie next week. Sexton comes out and announces that he’s instead decided that Sexton and NYG will have a match. > > #5 Singles Match > FIRE AND COFFEE! > Mina Park vs. DivineCoffeeBinge > > Woah! Full throttle from the start. No time wasted. Just wreck shit! Paced like a ten minute match they went over twenty minutes! It all ends when DCB hit a reincarnation on Mina onto a Toaster. No coming back from that! > > #6 Hellweight No. 1 Contender Match > I feel like we’ve seen this match before. But it’s been very long. > Mr. Shakedown vs. Pantha > > Another match paced like a ten minute slamfest that went… just over seven minutes. All right. We’ve got a bit of an upset too. Shakedown won. But can you blame Pantha after being Powerbombed out of the ring and then again from the top rope? > > #7 Legion Tag Championships > Two cavemen go into a bar… > Caveman Connection vs. Real Beer Float (c) > > This ended up probably being the most normal match we’ve had. They had the classic tag team tug of war for a bit until Austin locked the Reverse Viper Hold on Ungaah and secured the win for Real Beer Float. This was their fourth successful defense. ---
**Author:** ![IGgy](https://www.lp.zone/user_avatar/www.lp.zone/iggy/32/85008_2.png) [@IGgy](https://www.lp.zone/u/IGgy)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2021, 7:30pm UTC](https://www.lp.zone/t/ohpw-business-may-die-fire-pro-wrestling-world/3555/335 "2021-01-20T19:30:48Z")
[Week 100: PINK SKULL GIN](https://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/fixedtime.html?msg=OHPW+-+Week+100%3A+PINK+SKULL+GIN+%40+twitch.tv%2FIGgy_IGsen&iso=20210123T21&p1=37&ah=2) Keep in mind that this show will air an hour early compared to our usual time. ![](https://i.imgur.com/fXHJ8WJ.jpg) #1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch Family Man, you gotta do it! Beat up the old lady! Family Man (“c”) vs. Agnes Paragon #2 Seven Deadly Pins Koji Kojinaka vs. Undeddie Guerrero vs. Kelsey Slaughter vs. Pig Destroyer vs. Mina Park vs. Arcade Legend ASS vs. Anna May vs. Muscle Wizard (c) #3 Singles Match This is a theme vs. theme match. And also for the Palpy’s spot in the tournament. Josef Dub vs. Palpatine #4 VACANT Special Challenge Y’know, it’s been a while since VACANT has first been beaten by Hobo. Hobo One Kevodki vs. VACANT #5 Landmine Deathmatch The story of this match is that Sexton is not Freddie. Not Your God vs. Sexton Blud #6 Legion Tag Championships RBF’s reign is getting pretty long. But Pineapple Pizza are determined to be tag champs for the like third or fourth time. Pineapple Pizza vs. Real Beer Float (c) #7 Hellfire 2021 Qualifier BEEF FIGHT! Supreme Sadim vs. Cock Thunder #8 Hellfire 2021 Qualifier I mean, I’ll bet on you, DCB, but… Tara Milleneon vs. DivineCoffeeBinge #9 Darkweight Championship Headbutting a guy who bleeds for fun. Steve Dirt vs. Angus McMutton (c) #10 Hellweight Championship All it took for Shakedown to earn this was squashing the (tied) longest reigning former champ. Mr. Shakedown vs. Hellranger Flamander (c) ---
**Author:** ![IGgy](https://www.lp.zone/user_avatar/www.lp.zone/iggy/32/85008_2.png) [@IGgy](https://www.lp.zone/u/IGgy)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2021, 7:43pm UTC](https://www.lp.zone/t/ohpw-business-may-die-fire-pro-wrestling-world/3555/336 "2021-01-23T19:43:06Z")
Going live and starting OHPW, in about 15 minutes [https://www.twitch.tv/iggy\_igsen](https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen) Today it’s PINK SKULL GIN, our 100th episode. ![](https://i.imgur.com/fXHJ8WJ.jpg) #1 Family Man (“c”) vs. Agnes Paragon for the Jabroni Royale #2 Seven Deadly Pins feat. Muscle Wizard (c) #3 Josef Dub vs. Palpatine #4 Hobo One Kevodki vs. VACANT #5 Not Your God vs. Sexton Blud #6 Pineapple Pizza vs. Real Beer Float (c) for the Legion Tag Titles #7 Supreme Sadim vs. Cock Thunder #8 Tara Milleneon vs. DivineCoffeeBinge #9 Steve Dirt vs. Angus McMutton (c) for the Darkweight Titles #10 Mr. Shakedown vs. Hellranger Flamander (c) for the Hellweight Title ---
**Author:** ![IGgy](https://www.lp.zone/user_avatar/www.lp.zone/iggy/32/85008_2.png) [@IGgy](https://www.lp.zone/u/IGgy)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2021, 1:26pm UTC](https://www.lp.zone/t/ohpw-business-may-die-fire-pro-wrestling-world/3555/337 "2021-01-24T13:26:41Z")
[Week 100: PINK SKULL GIN](https://youtu.be/VJXGHdPyFUI) - [(Twitch VOD)](https://www.twitch.tv/videos/886193407) ![](https://i.imgur.com/bnLf6KV.gif) > [@Match Card and Results](#): > > [Week 100: PINK SKULL GIN](https://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/fixedtime.html?msg=OHPW+-+Week+100%3A+PINK+SKULL+GIN+%40+twitch.tv%2FIGgy_IGsen&iso=20210123T21&p1=37&ah=2) > Keep in mind that this show will air an hour early compared to our usual time. > > ![](https://i.imgur.com/fXHJ8WJ.jpg) > > Scene: Steve Dirt gives Family Man a pep talk. Then Florida Man shows up and tells them the surprising news that the skull decanter has been filled with the pink gin again. They encourage Family Man to drink this magic potion. > > #1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch > Family Man, you gotta do it! Beat up the old lady! > Family Man (“c”) vs. Agnes Paragon > > It appears Family Man drank the Pink Gin and is here in his underwear only wearing his tie otherwise. This match ends after Family Man tries his best for the win. > > #2 Seven Deadly Pins > Koji Kojinaka vs. Undeddie Guerrero vs. Kelsey Slaughter vs. Pig Destroyer vs. Mina Park vs. Arcade Legend ASS vs. Anna May vs. Muscle Wizard (c) > > Fuck. Okay, for real. The final two, Mina and Muscle Wizard lasted longer than it took for everyone else to get eliminated. In the end Mina defeated Muscle Wizard with the Kiss of the Dragon > > #3 Singles Match > This is a theme vs. theme match. And also for the Palpy’s spot in the tournament. > Josef Dub vs. Palpatine > > In this match with stakes as high as never before Palpy delivers and retains the right to his theme as well has his spot in the tournament > > #4 VACANT Special Challenge > Y’know, it’s been a while since VACANT has first been beaten by Hobo. > Hobo One Kevodki vs. VACANT > > Fuck. No for real, fuck. It’s true, VACANT did power up. But he straight up went into murder mode for this match. Barely let Hobo do anything and whipped out the big shit right out the gate. Moonsault Stomps, an Izuna Fucking Drop, Burning Hammer. Shit. It didn’t take long for Hobo to lose via TKO. > > #5 Landmine Deathmatch > The story of this match is that Sexton is not Freddie. > Not Your God vs. Sexton Blud > > In his one previous Match NYG made relatively short work of his opponent. Sexton was determined to not let that happen. NYG hit an Emerald Fucking Flowsion on Sexton within the first minute of the match and two more as it went on. It still took almost 30 Minutes before he couldn’t take it anymore and surrendered to an armbar. > > #6 Legion Tag Championships > RBF’s reign is getting pretty long. But Pineapple Pizza are determined to be tag champs for the like third or fourth time. > Pineapple Pizza vs. Real Beer Float (c) > > This match was just gearing up when Pineapple it a devastating Flipping Pineapple (that’s what I’ll call it) on Sgt. Sprinklez the following pinfall was successfully interrupted but the ref, Guy Skull deemed Sgt. Sprinkles unfit to continue and awarded the match to Pineapple Pizza. > > #7 Hellfire 2021 Qualifier > BEEF FIGHT! > Supreme Sadim vs. Cock Thunder > > BEEF! This entire match had cool shit in it but the finish bears particular mention. Sadim Suplexed Thunder on the outside but Thunder got right up and suplexed him back. They re-entered the ring right after that when Thunder hit an Olympic Slam on the weakened Sadim for the 3-count. > > #8 Hellfire 2021 Qualifier > I mean, I’ll bet on you, DCB, but… > Tara Milleneon vs. DivineCoffeeBinge > > I bet on DCB and DCB actually won! After getting dropped on her head three times in a row she did it with the Reincarnation. > > #9 Darkweight Championship > Headbutting a guy who bleeds for fun. > Steve Dirt vs. Angus McMutton (c) > > Angus Headbutted a guy who bleeds for fun not once, not twice but… four times. Two times in a row at the end which seems tobe the only thing that could keep Steve down for the count. The match didn’t last very long but they went fucking hard. > > #10 Hellweight Championship > All it took for Shakedown to earn this was squashing the (tied) longest reigning former champ. > Mr. Shakedown vs. Hellranger Flamander (c) > > Even though Mr. Shakedown was not able to beat Flamander, him being able to last as long as he did against the Hellranger, who controlled the match for a long time, cemented Shakedown as Championship material once more. Even though he was not successful this time. But there’s a tournament coming up. ---
**Author:** ![IGgy](https://www.lp.zone/user_avatar/www.lp.zone/iggy/32/85008_2.png) [@IGgy](https://www.lp.zone/u/IGgy)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2021, 5:31pm UTC](https://www.lp.zone/t/ohpw-business-may-die-fire-pro-wrestling-world/3555/338 "2021-01-27T17:31:15Z")
[Week 101: Road to Hellfire I](https://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/fixedtime.html?msg=OHPW+-+Week+101+%40+twitch.tv%2FIGgy_IGsen&iso=20210130T22&p1=37&ah=2) Woah! We’re doing a tournament again. 31 of our finest and Dash will face each other to determine who’s da best! The prize? The winner may book any single match you want. Can include them, doesn’t have to. The only restriction is that they cannot book anyone to challenge for a title if they already hold a title as double champions are stupid, eat shit Naito and EVIL and… is it Ibushi now? I don’t know. Anyway, let’s check out the brackets. ![](https://i.imgur.com/lZ3t2tg.jpg) Yeah, Harmony vs. Pantha is just gonna kinda happen in round 1 like it’s some kinda appetizer. Please make sure to get in your predictions just go [click on this text here and then click on that button that says something about making a prediction](https://challonge.com/fif86gex). There’s nothing at stake here, this is just for fun. So do it, or don’t but it’ll be cooler if you do. We’ll also mix up the show a little until then. Jabroni Royale? It’s fun, I get it, but it happened on every show so far, including last year throughout the tournament. Which makes it the only “Title” defended on every single show so far. Until now. That’s right, it’s on a hiatus until the tournament is over. So let’s have a look at what I got cookin’ #1 VACANT Fuck You Challenge Tara is pissed she’s not in the tournament. So let’s watch her get her ass kicked by VACANT Tara Milleneon vs. VACANT #2 Hellfire Tournament Block A Round 1 Skullistair vs. Vacation Skeleton #3 Hellfire Tournament Block A Round 1 Malfest Goat-Monster vs. Kayu Zakisaka #4 Hellfire Tournament Block A Round 1 Black vs. Guzma #5 Hellfire Tournament Block A Round 1 Angus McMutton vs. Bone Idol #6 Fuck if I know, something goes here. It’ll be a surprise, I guess. Smeone vs. Someon vs. fuck? vs. I don’t even know, come on. VERSUS ??? #7 Hellfire Tournament Block A Round 1 Hellranger Flamander vs. Cock Lightning #8 Hellfire Tournament Block A Round 1 Dash Rendar vs. Steve Dirt #9 Hellfire Tournament Block A Round 1 Fomore vs. Danny V5 #10 Hellfire Tournament Block A Round 1 Mr. Shakedown vs. Manic Misanthrope ---
**Author:** ![IGgy](https://www.lp.zone/user_avatar/www.lp.zone/iggy/32/85008_2.png) [@IGgy](https://www.lp.zone/u/IGgy)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2021, 3:39pm UTC](https://www.lp.zone/t/ohpw-business-may-die-fire-pro-wrestling-world/3555/339 "2021-02-10T15:39:38Z")
All right. Two shows this week. I’m still calling them Week 101 and Week 102 even though they are in the same week. Because I can do that, haha, deal with it. But first, last week the National E-Wrestling Day happened and I had a showcase in, which you can watch here [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/HSbKR9j7z-o/maxresdefault.jpg "Majin Show Down #1 - Versus 1 (NEWD Showcase)") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSbKR9j7z-o) It’s the first episode of a side project that’ll air as a pre-show to AES shows. I’ll be doing this whenever I can be assed to do it. And it got a way better reaction than I expected. Well, below you can find the match cards for the first two nights of our Tournament ([for which you can still make predictions if you wanna](https://challonge.com/fif86gex)) We’ll be doing Friday and Saturday at our regular time. Aa always clicking on the links with the episode numbers and titles will show you the exact time in your local time zone because time is bullshit. > [@](#): > > [Week 101: Road to Hellfire I](https://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/fixedtime.html?msg=OHPW+-+Week+101+%40+twitch.tv%2FIGgy_IGsen&iso=20210212T22&p1=37&ah=2) > > Woah! We’re doing a tournament again. 31 of our finest and Dash will face each other to determine who’s da best! The prize? The winner may book any single match you want. Can include them, doesn’t have to. The only restriction is that they cannot book anyone to challenge for a title if they already hold a title as double champions are stupid, eat shit Naito and EVIL and… is it Ibushi now? I don’t know. Anyway, let’s check out the brackets. > > ![](https://i.imgur.com/lZ3t2tg.jpg) > Yeah, Harmony vs. Pantha is just gonna kinda happen in round 1 like it’s some kinda appetizer. Please make sure to get in your predictions just go [click on this text here and then click on that button that says something about making a prediction](https://challonge.com/fif86gex). There’s nothing at stake here, this is just for fun. So do it, or don’t but it’ll be cooler if you do. > > We’ll also mix up the show a little until then. Jabroni Royale? It’s fun, I get it, but it happened on every show so far, including last year throughout the tournament. Which makes it the only “Title” defended on every single show so far. Until now. That’s right, it’s on a hiatus until the tournament is over. So let’s have a look at what I got cookin’ > > Round 1 - Night 1 > > #1 VACANT Fuck You Challenge > Tara is pissed she’s not in the tournament. So let’s watch her get her ass kicked by VACANT > Tara Milleneon vs. VACANT > > #2 Hellfire Tournament Block A Round 1 > Skullistair vs. Vacation Skeleton > > #3 Hellfire Tournament Block A Round 1 > Malfest Goat-Monster vs. Kayu Zakisaka > > #4 Hellfire Tournament Block A Round 1 > Black vs. Guzma > > #5 Hellfire Tournament Block A Round 1 > Angus McMutton vs. Bone Idol > > #6 Fuck if I know, something goes here. It’ll be a surprise, I guess. > Smeone vs. Someon vs. fuck? vs. I don’t even know, come on. VERSUS ??? > > #7 Hellfire Tournament Block A Round 1 > Hellranger Flamander vs. Cock Lightning > > #8 Hellfire Tournament Block A Round 1 > Dash Rendar vs. Steve Dirt > > #9 Hellfire Tournament Block A Round 1 > Fomore vs. Danny V5 > > #10 Hellfire Tournament Block A Round 1 > Mr. Shakedown vs. Manic Misanthrope > [@](#): > > [Week 102: Road to Hellfire II](https://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/fixedtime.html?msg=OHPW+-+Week+102+%40+twitch.tv%2FIGgy_IGsen&iso=20210203T22&p1=37&ah=2) > > Round 1 - Night 2 > > #1 VACANT Fuck You Challenge > VACANT vs. whoever decides to step up > > #2 Hellfire Tournament Block B Round 1 > Ricc 2 Thicc vs. Blaze Rider > > #3 Hellfire Tournament Block B Round 1 > Not Your God vs. Nawt A Robutt > > #4 Hellfire Tournament Block B Round 1 > Cock Thunder vs. Palpatine > > #5 Hellfire Tournament Block B Round 1 > Suzan Blades vs. Lea Lionheart > > #6 Well shit, don’t ask me. > I don’t even know yet, come on! vs. yeah. vs fuck and piss > > #7 Hellfire Tournament Block B Round 1 > Spitbal vs. Isabel Ibarra > > #8 Hellfire Tournament Block B Round 1 > Grace Thoruson vs. Sexton Blud > > #9 Hellfire Tournament Block B Round 1 > Freddie Hope vs. DivineCoffeeBinge > > #10 Hellfire Tournament Block B Round 1 > Harmony Gray vs. Pantha ---
**Author:** ![IGgy](https://www.lp.zone/user_avatar/www.lp.zone/iggy/32/85008_2.png) [@IGgy](https://www.lp.zone/u/IGgy)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2021, 8:44pm UTC](https://www.lp.zone/t/ohpw-business-may-die-fire-pro-wrestling-world/3555/340 "2021-02-12T20:44:01Z")
Going live now and starting in 15 minutes [https://www.twitch.tv/iggy\_igsen](https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen) Here’s the match card again: #1 Tara Milleneon vs. VACANT #2 Skullistair vs. Vacation Skeleton #3 Malfest Goat-Monster vs. Kayu Zakisaka #4 Black vs. Guzma #5 Angus McMutton vs. Bone Idol #6 Brork Lorsnor vs. Chad & Virgin #7 Hellranger Flamander vs. Cock Lightning #8 Dash Rendar vs. Steve Dirt #9 Fomore vs. Danny V5 #10 Mr. Shakedown vs. Manic Misanthrope [Previous page](https://www.lp.zone/t/ohpw-business-may-die-fire-pro-wrestling-world/3555.md?page=16) [Next page](https://www.lp.zone/t/ohpw-business-may-die-fire-pro-wrestling-world/3555.md?page=18)