# OHPW - Business May Die \[Fire Pro Wrestling World\] **URL:** \ **Category:** Streams\ **Tags:** stream, games\ **Created:** [January 3, 2019, 8:30pm UTC](https://www.lp.zone/t/ohpw-business-may-die-fire-pro-wrestling-world/3555 "2019-01-03T20:30:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 16
**Author:** ![IGgy](https://www.lp.zone/user_avatar/www.lp.zone/iggy/32/85008_2.png) [@IGgy](https://www.lp.zone/u/IGgy)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2020, 8:12pm UTC](https://www.lp.zone/t/ohpw-business-may-die-fire-pro-wrestling-world/3555/301 "2020-10-14T20:12:57Z")
[Week 89: Judgement Dawn II](https://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/fixedtime.html?msg=OHPW+-+Week+89+%40+twitch.tv%2FIGgy_IGsen&iso=20201017T22&p1=37&ah=2) OHPW on Saturday again, as usual. Next PPV will be on the 14th of November. It will be the 665th Day of OHPW. And the show will run past midnight. You know what that means. #1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch Ah, yes. Adding knees will surely help. Arcade Legend ASS (“c”) vs. Harley Havik #2 Singles Match Could this be? The first ever win of hot babyface Suman? Oh wait. Flash Hammer vs. Suman #3 Singles Match Florida Man challenges fire to a fight, yells at it to “bring the heat” Florida Man vs. Blaze Rider #4 Four Way First Fall Well, that’s a random match-up. Sure there’s no meaning to it at all. Pig Destroyer vs. Isabel Ibarra vs. Undeddie Guerrero vs. Rick Wreckage #5 Singles Match What cruel person would book this? HE HAS A FAMILY! Supreme Sadim vs. Family Man #6 Singles Match It appears that Danny V5 is flying too close to the sun. Hellranger Flamander vs. Danny V5 #7 Legion Tag Championships Interesting. I believe RBF’s debut was against SHA-MO. Real Beer Float vs. SHA-MO (c) ---
**Author:** ![IGgy](https://www.lp.zone/user_avatar/www.lp.zone/iggy/32/85008_2.png) [@IGgy](https://www.lp.zone/u/IGgy)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2020, 7:44pm UTC](https://www.lp.zone/t/ohpw-business-may-die-fire-pro-wrestling-world/3555/302 "2020-10-17T19:44:09Z")
Going live now and starting in 15 minutes [https://www.twitch.tv/iggy\_igsen](https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen) Here’s the match card again: #1 Arcade Legend ASS (“c”) vs. Harley Havik for the Jabroni Royale #2 Flash Hammer vs. Suman #3 Florida Man vs. Blaze Rider #4 Pig Destroyer vs. Isabel Ibarra vs. Undeddie Guerrero vs. Rick Wreckage #5 Supreme Sadim vs. Family Man #6 Hellranger Flamander vs. Danny V5 #7 Real Beer Float vs. SHA-MO (c) for the Legion Tag titles. ---
**Author:** ![IGgy](https://www.lp.zone/user_avatar/www.lp.zone/iggy/32/85008_2.png) [@IGgy](https://www.lp.zone/u/IGgy)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2020, 11:31am UTC](https://www.lp.zone/t/ohpw-business-may-die-fire-pro-wrestling-world/3555/303 "2020-10-18T11:31:33Z")
[Week 89: Judgement Dawn II](https://youtu.be/TQvc99OfNew) - [(Twitch VOD)](https://www.twitch.tv/videos/773633761) ![](https://i.imgur.com/0EIiT3p.gif) > [@Match Card and Results](#): > > [Week 89: Judgement Dawn II](https://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/fixedtime.html?msg=OHPW+-+Week+89+%40+twitch.tv%2FIGgy_IGsen&iso=20201017T22&p1=37&ah=2) > OHPW on Saturday again, as usual. > > Next PPV will be on the 14th of November. It will be the 665th Day of OHPW. > And the show will run past midnight. You know what that means. > > #1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch > Ah, yes. Adding knees will surely help. > Arcade Legend ASS (“c”) vs. Harley Havik > > Explosion-Chan wins… ASS retains ☹ > > #2 Singles Match > Could this be? The first ever win of hot babyface Suman? Oh wait. > Flash Hammer vs. Suman > > And again, Flash refuses to pin after his actual finishing move. Well, one time it happened on the outside, but another match he should have won for sure but did not. They went over 20 minutes!!! > > #3 Singles Match > Florida Man challenges fire to a fight, yells at it to “bring the heat” > Florida Man vs. Blaze Rider > > What a contrast of styles. One involves a lot of biting and stabbing the other a lot of flying and throwing and sometimes bending. You can most likely guess which is which and this time Blaze came out on top. They went over 20 Minutes!!! > > Scene: Kelsey comes out and announces that for this year’s Gorefest there will be qualifying matches, the first being the very next match on the card. > > #4 Four Way First Fall - Bloodtober Gorefest Qualifier > Well, that’s a random match-up. Sure there’s no meaning to it at all. > Pig Destroyer vs. Isabel Ibarra vs. Undeddie Guerrero vs. Rick Wreckage > > Throughout the match we were focusing on Pig Destroyer and Isabel, who both simultaneously are the most and least likely to not just win this match but the Gorefest as well by sheer virtue of the fact that nothing makes sense anyway. So imagine our shock when Rick Wreckage came and took the win via Bosto Crab locked in on Undeddie. They went over 20 minutes!!! > > #5 Singles Match > What cruel person would book this? HE HAS A FAMILY! > Supreme Sadim vs. Family Man > > Something tells me that Sadim didn’t quite take Family Man seriously. He took too much time and Family Man was able to overcome his fears of getting hurt and hurting people and went ham! However, in the end Sadim still made him humble. They went over 20 minutes!!! > > Scene: IGgy comes out and announces the first match for JUDGEMENT NIGHT II: 666 MIDNIGHT CALLING. It’s Vacation Skeleton vs. Dash Rendar, Holy shit! It’s happening! Unless… No, it’s actually happening! > > #6 Singles Match > It appears that Danny V5 is flying too close to the sun. > Hellranger Flamander vs. Danny V5 > > Another match where the vet doesn’t take the newcomer too seriously. Danny V5 did what worked best for him so far. Trying to overwhelm his opponents with his speed and hitting his biggest moves fast. A high risk approach. It almost worked but he could not get Flamander down long enough. Flamander takes this match. They went over 20 minutes!!! Wait, actually, they went OVER THIRTY MINUTES!111 Over 35 even! The fuck? > > #7 Legion Tag Championships > Interesting. I believe RBF’s debut was against SHA-MO. > Real Beer Float vs. SHA-MO (c) > > This match went much like their first outing. A solid back and forth. Until late in the match when Austin was either to battered to realize he had to tag out, too confident in his ability to do so or simply too stubborn to admit that he had to do so… it somehow paid off! He managed to get the big lad Thunder down and grounded working his arms, his legs, his neck his everything, went to his own corner and locked in a submission for the win. Real Beer Float are the new champs! They went over 20 minutes!!! ---
**Author:** ![IGgy](https://www.lp.zone/user_avatar/www.lp.zone/iggy/32/85008_2.png) [@IGgy](https://www.lp.zone/u/IGgy)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2020, 4:50pm UTC](https://www.lp.zone/t/ohpw-business-may-die-fire-pro-wrestling-world/3555/304 "2020-10-21T16:50:01Z")
[Week 90: Judgement Day II](https://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/fixedtime.html?msg=OHPW+-+Week+90+%40+twitch.tv%2FIGgy_IGsen&iso=20201024T22&p1=37&ah=2) #1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch Nearly forgot to reward DCB for losing via DQ-Count with a match where that can’t happen. Arcade Legend ASS (“c”) vs. DivineCoffeeBinge #2 Singles Match Why’s that goat asshole here again all of a sudden? Haz Matt vs Malfest Goat-Monster #3 Singles Match Uh oh… go easy on him he’s just a large baby. VACANT vs. Quackenduckboy Jr. #4 Bloodtober Gorefest II Qualifier (Tornado First Fall Tag) Champs and Hell’s Gate Alumni team up and whoever gets the fall goes to the Gorefest. Steve Dirt, Grace, Angus, Sexton vs. Family Man, Harmony, Tara, Pantha #5 Singles Match Hey, Manic, what does your wiki say about Pillmanizing. Wanna know what it feels like? Plumeria vs. Manic Misanthrope #6 Singles Match “I’m sorry Skullistair. Time to die” is said and then they lwent to a time limit draw. Suzan Blades vs. Skullistair #7 Seven Deadly Pins Honestly it’s just a bunch of weirdos in one ring at the same time. Super Samio vs. A Mimic vs. Isabel Ibarra vs. Palpatine vs. Nawt a Robutt vs. Josef Dub vs. Mr. Shakedown vs. Lea Lionheart (c) ---
**Author:** ![IGgy](https://www.lp.zone/user_avatar/www.lp.zone/iggy/32/85008_2.png) [@IGgy](https://www.lp.zone/u/IGgy)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2020, 7:43pm UTC](https://www.lp.zone/t/ohpw-business-may-die-fire-pro-wrestling-world/3555/305 "2020-10-24T19:43:45Z")
Going live now and starting in 15 minutes [https://www.twitch.tv/iggy\_igsen](https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen) Here’s the match card again: #1 Arcade Legend ASS (“c”) vs. DivineCoffeeBinge for the Jabroni Royale #2 Haz Matt vs. Malfest Goat-Monster #3 VACANT vs. Quackenduckboy Jr. #4 Steve, Grace, Angus, Sexton vs. Family, Harmony, Tara, Pantha #5 Plumeria vs. Manic Misanthrope #6 Suzan Blades vs. Skullistair #7 Seven Deadly Pins feat. Lea Lionheart (c) ---
**Author:** ![IGgy](https://www.lp.zone/user_avatar/www.lp.zone/iggy/32/85008_2.png) [@IGgy](https://www.lp.zone/u/IGgy)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2020, 10:46am UTC](https://www.lp.zone/t/ohpw-business-may-die-fire-pro-wrestling-world/3555/306 "2020-10-25T10:46:43Z")
[Week 90: Judgement Day II](https://youtu.be/f8AaogjNUXc) - [(Twitch VOD)](https://www.twitch.tv/videos/780804124) ![](https://i.imgur.com/5JoB15q.gif) > [@Match Card and Results](#): > > [Week 90: Judgement Day II](https://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/fixedtime.html?msg=OHPW+-+Week+90+%40+twitch.tv%2FIGgy_IGsen&iso=20201024T22&p1=37&ah=2) > > #1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch > Nearly forgot to reward DCB for losing via DQ-Count with a match where that can’t happen. > Arcade Legend ASS (“c”) vs. DivineCoffeeBinge > > Well, Explosion-chan did not win. But DCB did! ASS is cursed at this point. > > #2 Singles Match > Why’s that goat asshole here again all of a sudden? > Haz Matt vs Malfest Goat-Monster > > Matt notably did not bring any of the F.O.B. while Goat brought Palpy. Not that Palpy did anything except pissing Goat off. MGMon still won. > > Scene: SATAN unlocks new power in VACANT and VACANT is angry because that makes it harder for him to lose the Pokeymanz > > #3 Singles Match > Uh oh… go easy on him he’s just a large baby. > VACANT vs. Quackenduckboy Jr. > > The Duckbaby got in a good junk of offense early on until VACANT decided to win. > > Scene: Suzan is interviewed backstage on her plans for the PPV, of which she doesn’t have any. They talk for a bit eventually Suzan reveals that due to her being some kinda immortal (?) knight (?) or something (?) she can (?) unleash a form (?) powered by 1000 dead Hitlers (!) but y’know, who is she gonna do it against? > > #4 Bloodtober Gorefest II Qualifier (Tornado First Fall Tag) > Champs and Hell’s Gate Alumni team up and whoever gets the fall goes to the Gorefest. > Steve Dirt, Grace, Angus, Sexton vs. Family Man, Harmony, Tara, Pantha > > What a shitshow. Harmony used it for cardio. Steve Dirt and Family Man somehow chose each other as opponents in this and Steve pinned Family Man for the spot in the Gorefest. > > #5 Singles Match > Hey, Manic, what does your wiki say about Pillmanizing. Wanna know what it feels like? > Plumeria vs. Manic Misanthrope > > I expected this to be a big clash of styles kinda match but it turned out they played by Manic’s rules for almost the entire match and even won in short order. At this point the theme of all singles matches being under 12 minutes was cemented. > > Scene: When we expect Suzan to enter, Sadim comes out and says that he too has power he did not show yet due to being an immortal (?) blue (?) Djinn (?) or something (?) and that the shackles (?) he wears around his wrists (?) are what keeps him in check. He challenges Suzan who then comes out and somehow doubts him first because she’s apparently not that smart and hasn’t caught on to the fact that Sadim is maybe the only legit immortal dude around here. But yeah, they’ll fight at Judgement Night II: 666 Midnight Calling > > #6 Singles Match > “I’m sorry Skullistair. Time to die” is said and then they lwent to a time limit draw. > Suzan Blades vs. Skullistair > > Guess what, it was under 12 Minutes. Last week every match was over 20 now they are all under 12. I mean, okay. Suzan wins with Knightfall because Skullistair didn’t do a single Canadian Destroyer. That’s the only reason it ended like this. > > Scene: IGgy comes out and is somewhat upset everyone else annoucnes matches and stuff when that’s his job. He confirms both the Gorefest and Sadim vs. Suzan for the PPV and then also announces a match featuring everyone who debuted in 2020 > > #7 Seven Deadly Pins > Honestly it’s just a bunch of weirdos in one ring at the same time. > Super Samio vs. A Mimic vs. Isabel Ibarra vs. Palpatine vs. Nawt a Robutt vs. Josef Dub vs. Mr. Shakedown vs. Lea Lionheart (c) > > If this had lasted less than 12 minutes I’m not sure what I would have done. Well, the first elimination came before 12 Minutes, but okay. The final two were stablemates Mr. Shakedown and Mimic, both held the 7DP before. It took them a hot second but Mr. Shakedown submitted Mimic with the Wallet Squeeze. ---
**Author:** ![IGgy](https://www.lp.zone/user_avatar/www.lp.zone/iggy/32/85008_2.png) [@IGgy](https://www.lp.zone/u/IGgy)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2020, 8:57pm UTC](https://www.lp.zone/t/ohpw-business-may-die-fire-pro-wrestling-world/3555/307 "2020-10-28T20:57:37Z")
[Week 91: Judgement Dusk II](https://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/fixedtime.html?msg=OHPW+-+Week+91%40+twitch.tv%2FIGgy_IGsen&iso=20201031T22&p1=37&ah=2) #1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch (Bloodtober Gorefest Qualifier) Oh, so this is what Kelsey has in mind. I think??? Arcade Legend ASS (“c”) vs. Kelsey Slaughter #2 Three-Way Flash will win if he pins. If not someone else will win. Flash Hammer vs. Plumeria vs. Hayley Simmons #3 Singles Match These two had singles matches before. But also they haven’t had one the longest out of everyone. Chief Engineer vs. Team Skull Grunt Blue #4 Singles Match I was gonna make a joke of Beef vs. Anime but they are both pretty Anime. Muscle Wizard vs. Anna May #5 Legion Tag No. 1 Contender Match Angus and Mina back in action baybee, double Oosheeegaroooooshaaay in da house! The Union (Angus & Mina) vs. Criminal Sanity (EGO & Undeddie) #6 Darkweight No. 1 Contender Match Yo check it out we didn’t know who else to put here because everyone is busy. Really. That’s the reason. Midas Minoson vs. Malfest Goat-Monster #7 Underworld Darkweight Title Been a while since Manic has been in this spot. Time to perish to Ricc 2 Thicc. Manic Misanthrope vs. Ricc 2 Thicc ---
**Author:** ![IGgy](https://www.lp.zone/user_avatar/www.lp.zone/iggy/32/85008_2.png) [@IGgy](https://www.lp.zone/u/IGgy)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2020, 8:43pm UTC](https://www.lp.zone/t/ohpw-business-may-die-fire-pro-wrestling-world/3555/308 "2020-10-31T20:43:06Z")
Going live now and starting in 15 minutes [https://www.twitch.tv/iggy\_igsen](https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen) Here’s the match card again: #1 Arcade Legend ASS (“c”) vs. Kelsey Slaughter for the Jabroni Royale #2 Flash Hammer vs. Plumeria vs. Hayley Simmons #3 Chief Engineer vs. Team Skull Grunt Blue #4 Muscle Wizard vs. Anna May #5 The Union vs. Criminal Sanity #6 Midas Minoson vs. Malfest Goat-Monster #7 Manic Misanthrope vs. Ricc 2 Thicc for the Darkweight Title ---
**Author:** ![IGgy](https://www.lp.zone/user_avatar/www.lp.zone/iggy/32/85008_2.png) [@IGgy](https://www.lp.zone/u/IGgy)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2020, 12:58pm UTC](https://www.lp.zone/t/ohpw-business-may-die-fire-pro-wrestling-world/3555/309 "2020-11-01T12:58:45Z")
[Week 61: Judgement Dusk II](https://youtu.be/IIDolK_7W_k) - [(Twitch VOD)](https://www.twitch.tv/videos/788161598) ![](https://i.imgur.com/x4dSjNQ.gif) > [@Match Card and Results](#): > > [Week 91: Judgement Dusk II](https://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/fixedtime.html?msg=OHPW+-+Week+91%40+twitch.tv%2FIGgy_IGsen&iso=20201031T22&p1=37&ah=2) > > #1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch (Bloodtober Gorefest Qualifier) > Oh, so this is what Kelsey has in mind. I think??? > Arcade Legend ASS (“c”) vs. Kelsey Slaughter > > Well, looks like Kelsey rigged the esplosion to occur after just a minute. So the match went a more or less normal course… however this also meant that Kelsey won. > > #2 Three-Way > Flash will win if he pins. If not someone else will win. > Flash Hammer vs. Plumeria vs. Hayley Simmons > > Well, we thought this would go on forever after we got one counts in masses pretty late into the match. But Hayley ended up winning by submitting Plumeria (after rolling her out of the way of Flash’s Senton) > > Scene: Dash and Vacation Skeleton go to IGgy and pretend they can’t make their own match they lobbied for hard… IGgy was this close to cancelling it but then didn’t. Close one. > > #3 Singles Match > These two had singles matches before. But also they haven’t had one the longest out of everyone. > Chief Engineer vs. Team Skull Grunt Blue > > Chief controls the match early on, but the later into the match we get the more Blue low blows and eventually transitions to Kokeshis and Diving Headbutts, which is the move that he wins with. > > #4 Singles Match > I was gonna make a joke of Beef vs. Anime but they are both pretty Anime. > Muscle Wizard vs. Anna May > > Muscle Wizard dressed himself up as an anime character to lull Anna May into a false sense of security. It didn’t work. > > #5 Legion Tag No. 1 Contender Match > Angus and Mina back in action baybee, double Oosheeegaroooooshaaay in da house! > The Union (Angus & Mina) vs. Criminal Sanity (EGO & Undeddie) > > Well… this match was decided somehow when Undeddie kept being thrown to the outside or even going to the outside himself near The Union’s corner. He was beaten up bad and as soon as they got back into the ring, bam, Tru Bru, 1-2-3 > > #6 Darkweight No. 1 Contender Match > Yo check it out we didn’t know who else to put here because everyone is busy. Really. That’s the reason. > Midas Minoson vs. Malfest Goat-Monster > > I’ll be honest, (I expected Midas to either get squashed or for the match to last like an hour and Midas somehow wins. Instead it was a normal length match that Goat-Monster won. > > Scene: IGgy goes over the parts of the card for the PPV that have already been decided and announces Freddie Hope vs. Flamander yet again. > > #7 Underworld Darkweight Title > Been a while since Manic has been in this spot. Time to perish to Ricc 2 Thicc. > Manic Misanthrope vs. Ricc 2 Thicc > > All things considered, Manic did really well. Ricc still won after just under 11 minutes, though. ---
**Author:** ![IGgy](https://www.lp.zone/user_avatar/www.lp.zone/iggy/32/85008_2.png) [@IGgy](https://www.lp.zone/u/IGgy)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2020, 10:01pm UTC](https://www.lp.zone/t/ohpw-business-may-die-fire-pro-wrestling-world/3555/310 "2020-11-08T22:01:48Z")
[Week 92: JUDGEMENT NIGHT II: 666 Midnight Calling](https://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/fixedtime.html?msg=OHPW+-+JUDGEMENT+NIGHT+II%3A+666+Midnight+Calling+%40+twitch.tv%2FIGgy_IGsen&iso=20201114T22&p1=37&ah=2) Next Saturday two hours before midnight! (in my timezone at least) [![](https://i.imgur.com/9UfY1wq.png) Click this text or the image for a hype video.](https://youtu.be/tUerkdXBnbY) #1 Jabroni Royale Yes, really. Arcade Legend ASS (“c”) vs. Explosion-Chan #2 Seven Deadly Pins Make no mistake even though these are two teams going against each other it’s still everyone for themselves. Guzma vs. Plumeria vs. Grunt Blue vs. Grunt Pink vs. EGO vs. Undeddie Guerrero vs. A Mimic vs. Mr. Shakedown (c) #3 Legion Tag Championships Angus and Mina try to recapture the titles they haven’t held in a very very long tme. The Union vs. Real Beer Float (c) #4 Yeah, for real, this time! Dash Rendar vs. Vacation Skeleton #5 Darkweight Championship This is beef. Malfest Goat-Monster vs. Ricc 2 Thicc (c) #6 Class of 2020 Rumble Everyone who made their OHPW Debut in 2019 (except those elsewhere on the card) and some others too. #7 Singles Match Sadim will remain his bracers and Suzan will uh… anyway they are powered up or something. Suzan Blades vs. Supreme Sadim #8 Bloodtober Gorefest II: Bleed Harder Blood and Guts Maya Northwind vs. Rick Wreckage vs. Steve Dirt vs. Kelsey Slaughter #9 Infernal Hellweight Championship Neither of these two want this match. But I’m making them have it. Hellranger Flamander vs. Freddie Hope (c) ---
**Author:** ![IGgy](https://www.lp.zone/user_avatar/www.lp.zone/iggy/32/85008_2.png) [@IGgy](https://www.lp.zone/u/IGgy)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2020, 8:43pm UTC](https://www.lp.zone/t/ohpw-business-may-die-fire-pro-wrestling-world/3555/311 "2020-11-14T20:43:17Z")
Going live now and starting in 15 minutes [https://www.twitch.tv/iggy\_igsen](https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen) Here’s the match card again: #1 Arcade Legend ASS (“c”) vs. Explosion-Chan for the Jabroni Royale #2 Seven Deadly ins feat. Mr. Shakedown (c) #3 The Union vs. Real Beer Float (c) for the Legion Tag Titles #4 Dash Rendar vs. Vacation Skeleton #5 Malfest Goat-Monster vs. Ricc 2 Thicc (c) for the Darkweight Title) #6 The 2020 Rumble #7 Suzan Blades vs. Supreme Sadim #8 Maya Northwind vs. Rick Wreckage vs. Steve Dirt vs. Kelsey Slaughter #9 Hellranger Flamander vs. Freddie Hope (c) ---
**Author:** ![IGgy](https://www.lp.zone/user_avatar/www.lp.zone/iggy/32/85008_2.png) [@IGgy](https://www.lp.zone/u/IGgy)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2020, 12:19pm UTC](https://www.lp.zone/t/ohpw-business-may-die-fire-pro-wrestling-world/3555/312 "2020-11-15T12:19:56Z")
[Week 92: JUDGEMENT NIGHT II: 666 Midnight Calling](https://youtu.be/wiM9NKvRxfE) - [(Twitch VOD)](https://www.twitch.tv/videos/803422835) ![](https://i.imgur.com/48VaCTp.gif) > [@Match Card and Results](#): > > [Week 92: JUDGEMENT NIGHT II: 666 Midnight Calling](https://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/fixedtime.html?msg=OHPW+-+JUDGEMENT+NIGHT+II%3A+666+Midnight+Calling+%40+twitch.tv%2FIGgy_IGsen&iso=20201114T22&p1=37&ah=2) > Next Saturday two hours before midnight! (in my timezone at least) > > [![](https://i.imgur.com/9UfY1wq.png) > Click this text or the image for a hype video.](https://youtu.be/tUerkdXBnbY) > > #1 Jabroni Royale > Yes, really. > Arcade Legend ASS (“c”) vs. Explosion-Chan > > It was hard fought and somehow involved applying pressure to the limbs of a being that isn’t even solid to do it, but ASS finally did it! She’s rid herself of the Jabroni after 13 failed escapes. Same as Plumeria. > > #2 Seven Deadly Pins > Make no mistake even though these are two teams going against each other it’s still everyone for themselves. > Guzma vs. Plumeria vs. Grunt Blue vs. Grunt Pink vs. EGO vs. Undeddie Guerrero vs. A Mimic vs. Mr. Shakedown (c) > > Although even at the start the first additional entrant would turn the match in Team Skull’s favor. And it would remain like this for most of the match with Team Skull outnumbering Criminal Sanity. In the end it came down to Pink, Blue and Guzma. Until Blue was gone and then finally Guzma. Pink is the new deadliest pinner! > > Scene: VACANT approaches the ring and requests someone come out and murder him. Black rises to the occassion. > #2.5 Singles Match > VACANT vs. Black > > With Black having two victories over VACANT already his chances are good. But VACANT has been powered up basically against his will. Still Black manages to take the W here but only after two Blackouts in succession. > > #3 Legion Tag Championships > Angus and Mina try to recapture the titles they haven’t held in a very very long time. > The Union vs. Real Beer Float (c) > > This match would be fairly even for most of its duration. Kind of like a tug of war where RBF tried to keep it in their corner and Mina and Angus trying to do the opposite. It turned out RBF’s game was stronger this time and they retain the titles. > > #4 Yeah, for real, this time! > Dash Rendar vs. Vacation Skeleton > > Ah, yes, the Big One. The MAIN EVENT! Wait, this is still the middle of the card. A two year long build for this? What is ths, Brandon Cutler and Peter Avalon on AEW Dark? At least this is on the PPV. Vacation Skeleton is surprisingly serious for most of the match, I guess to sell that they are supposed to be upset for something they don’t remember. Meanwhile Dash is doing Dash things. Constantly denying cool and fun things like Spring Break. This actually upsets VS so much that they go on a double vacation. In the end, though, Dash wins with the Outrider. > > #5 Darkweight Championship > This is beef. > Malfest Goat-Monster vs. Ricc 2 Thicc (c) > > Two giant bricks just ramming into each other. It was only a question of time until one of the bricks stood down and it was going to be Ricc. MGMon is now our now Darkweight Champ. > > Scene: Freddie and Flamander are interviewed separately. Freddie makes clear he wants this to be removed from any history they have. Flamander kind of does the same but doesn’t exactly say so. > > #6 Class of 2020 Rumble > Everyone who made their OHPW Debut in 2019 (except those elsewhere on the card) and some others too. > > Well… Highlights include > Most Eliminations: Spitbal (4) > Longest Time in Rumble: Punching Bag (32:58) > Shortest Time in Rumble: Isabel Ibarra (0:39) > Shockingly, the final entrant, Hayley Simmons, won the match. > > #7 Singles Match > Sadim will remove his bracers and Suzan will uh… anyway they are powered up or something. > Suzan Blades vs. Supreme Sadim > > A Superhuman Slamfest. There was teleportation. Slightly more extreme vrsions of existing moves. SLAPPING THE FUCK OUT OF EACH OTHER and like three freaking Powerbombs in a row by Suzan to win the match after 25 Minutes. > > #8 Bloodtober Gorefest II: Bleed Harder > Blood and Guts > Maya Northwind vs. Rick Wreckage vs. Steve Dirt vs. Kelsey Slaughter > > Oh boy, somehow they all ganged up on poor Rick not really giving him a chance to even contend for the Truckload of candy. From here Kelsey was the next to be eliminated bringing it down to Maya and Steve once more. Disappointingly they didn’t really fight on the outside. Worst match ever 7/10. Maya did win again, earning her even more candy. Whatever will she do with it? > > #9 Infernal Hellweight Championship > Neither of these two want this match. But I’m making them have it. > Hellranger Flamander vs. Freddie Hope (c) > > Despite the baggage going into it this match was straightforward. A lot of back and forth. Some brawling on the outside. Trading finishers. Finally, though, Flamander hit Freddie with The Snake once more and got the three-count ---
**Author:** ![IGgy](https://www.lp.zone/user_avatar/www.lp.zone/iggy/32/85008_2.png) [@IGgy](https://www.lp.zone/u/IGgy)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2020, 8:40pm UTC](https://www.lp.zone/t/ohpw-business-may-die-fire-pro-wrestling-world/3555/313 "2020-11-18T20:40:51Z")
[Week 93: Morning After](https://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/fixedtime.html?msg=OHPW+-+Week+93+%40+twitch.tv%2FIGgy_IGsen&iso=20201121T22&p1=37&ah=2) Saturday, same time as usual. Well, last week was a fun one. You can’t imagine how happy I am that it didn’t suck after I hyped it up as much as I did. Well, here’s a regular one again. Match Card and all! #1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch Let’s see how the one with the longest losing streak (7) fares against an Explosion. Explosion Chan (“c”) vs. A Mimic #2 Singles Match Either Thunder will last real long and it’ll be MOTN or he’ll be squashed. Cock Thunder vs. Black #3 Tag Team Match Oh, what’s this? A new team? Space Wizards vs. Caveman Connection #4 Singles Match They faced each other just before Tara’s departure, let’s see how different it is. Tara Milleneon vs. Grace Thoruson #5 Landmine Deathmatch Elimination I think maybe Rick Wreckage is slightly mad about the Gorefest. Fallout Boys vs. Maya Northwind, Kelsey Slaughter & Steve Dirt #6 Singles Match Haven’t seen Pantha singles competition in a while, well, here she is. Nawt A Robutt vs. Pantha #7 Underworld Darkweight Championship This automatically somehow turns MGMon face. Dashosphere vs. Malfest Goat-Monster (c) ---
**Author:** ![IGgy](https://www.lp.zone/user_avatar/www.lp.zone/iggy/32/85008_2.png) [@IGgy](https://www.lp.zone/u/IGgy)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2020, 8:43pm UTC](https://www.lp.zone/t/ohpw-business-may-die-fire-pro-wrestling-world/3555/314 "2020-11-21T20:43:42Z")
Going live now and starting in 15 minutes [https://www.twitch.tv/iggy\_igsen](https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen) Here’s the match card again: #1 Explosion-Chan (“c”) vs. A Mimic #2 Cock Thunder vs. Black #3 Space Wizards vs. Caveman Connection #4 Tara Milleneon vs. Grace Thoruson #5 Fallout Boys vs. Maya, Kelsey and Steve #6 Nawt A Robutt vs. Pantha #7 Dashosphere vs. Malfest Goat-Monster ---
**Author:** ![IGgy](https://www.lp.zone/user_avatar/www.lp.zone/iggy/32/85008_2.png) [@IGgy](https://www.lp.zone/u/IGgy)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2020, 11:25am UTC](https://www.lp.zone/t/ohpw-business-may-die-fire-pro-wrestling-world/3555/315 "2020-11-22T11:25:22Z")
[Week 93: Morning After](https://youtu.be/CBLLPF1ggbg) - [(Twitch VOD)](https://www.twitch.tv/videos/811283677) ![](https://i.imgur.com/hlk4k1w.gif) An actual triple team move happening robbed other moments of being the episode gif. I’m so sorry. > [@Match Card and Results](#): > > [Week 93: Morning After](https://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/fixedtime.html?msg=OHPW+-+Week+93+%40+twitch.tv%2FIGgy_IGsen&iso=20201121T22&p1=37&ah=2) > Saturday, same time as usual. > > Well, last week was a fun one. You can’t imagine how happy I am that it didn’t suck after I hyped it up as much as I did. > Well, here’s a regular one again. Match Card and all! > > #1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch > Let’s see how the one with the longest losing streak (7) fares against an Explosion. > Explosion Chan (“c”) vs. A Mimic > > Explosion-Chan fought valiantly… or… uh, honestly I can’t tell. But Mimic won with a ground octopus hold. Apparently even explosions can feel pain. > > #2 Singles Match > Either Thunder will last real long and it’ll be MOTN or he’ll be squashed. > Cock Thunder vs. Black > > A hoss off early on in the card. They hit their moves and they hit their moves hard but Black would stomp violently and not let up so Thunder had to surrender. > > #3 Tag Team Match > Oh, what’s this? A new team? > Space Wizards vs. Caveman Connection > > I didn’t book it this way of purpose but I realized during the show that one of these teams was from space the other were cavemen. The Cavemen won by cleverly focusing on Zoltan, wearing him down and then doing the same to Jan. Maybe that wasn’t intentional, I don’t know, but it worked. They win their first match. > > #4 Singles Match > They faced each other just before Tara’s departure, let’s see how different it is. > Tara Milleneon vs. Grace Thoruson > > Oh wow. Tara SHOULD have had this. But I guess she wore herself out against the former champ by hitting all her big moves and then succumbed to the “Koji” Clutch. > > #5 Landmine Deathmatch Elimination > I think maybe Rick Wreckage is slightly mad about the Gorefest. > Fallout Boys vs. Maya Northwind, Kelsey Slaughter & Steve Dirt > > Well. It was less of a one-sided beatdown than last week. Even after Doc and Matt were eliminated Rick still got some good hits in… before, predictably being eliminated again. > > #6 Singles Match > Haven’t seen Pantha singles competition in a while, well, here she is. > Nawt A Robutt vs. Pantha > > The Human Suplex machine was thwarted by three consecutive suplexes. What happened before was quite hard hitting too, of course. One could say this match should maybe have ended after the first Pantha Claw but it didn’t. Robutt fought on until Pantha hit him with a Triple Fisherman. > > #7 Underworld Darkweight Championship > This automatically somehow turns MGMon face. > Dashosphere vs. Malfest Goat-Monster (c) > > Two big people doing big moves to each other. At some point Dash summoned the Husks to the ring and they actually helped him do a triple team corner move. ---
**Author:** ![IGgy](https://www.lp.zone/user_avatar/www.lp.zone/iggy/32/85008_2.png) [@IGgy](https://www.lp.zone/u/IGgy)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2020, 8:19pm UTC](https://www.lp.zone/t/ohpw-business-may-die-fire-pro-wrestling-world/3555/316 "2020-11-25T20:19:43Z")
[Week 94: Stay At Home And Watch Wrestling](https://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/fixedtime.html?msg=OHPW+-+Week+77+%40+twitch.tv%2FIGgy_IGsen&iso=20201128T22&p1=37&ah=2) #1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch I’ll be honest, I’m only putting Zoltan here because his last singles match was 68 Episodes ago. But I guess his in-universe motivation can be that requested this because he’s intrigued by this stable explosion. Explosion Chan (“c”) vs. Zoltan #2 Singles Match Legend has it that if you get out of a big Jabroni “reign” you gotta fight Samio. Arcade Legend ASS vs. Super Samio #3 Singles Match Okay, but can you pin a literal baby! Flash Hammer vs. Quackenduckboy Jr. #4 Tag Team Match Okay, THIS is their actual comeback now! Danger Spider vs. Criminal Sanity (Undeddie & Mr. Shakedown) #5 Singles Match He uses his ass for the good of mankind… but how does this help Sexton against Isabel? Sexton Blud vs. Isabel Ibarra #6 Singles Match Two monsters in their own way. This will be the token Hoss Match Malfest Goat-Monster vs. Boob Marley #7 Seven Deadly Pins Oh boy, one of the Grunts is 7DP champ again. Let’s rectify that. Hobo One Kevodki vs. Kayu Zakisaka vs. Fromore vs. Blaze Rider vs. DivineCoffeeBinge vs. Family Man vs. Skullistair vs. Team Skull Grunt Pink ---
**Author:** ![IGgy](https://www.lp.zone/user_avatar/www.lp.zone/iggy/32/85008_2.png) [@IGgy](https://www.lp.zone/u/IGgy)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2020, 8:44pm UTC](https://www.lp.zone/t/ohpw-business-may-die-fire-pro-wrestling-world/3555/317 "2020-11-28T20:44:17Z")
Going live now and starting in 15 minutes [https://www.twitch.tv/iggy\_igsen](https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen) Here’s the match card again: #1 Explosion-Chan (“c”) vs. Zoltan for the Jabroni Royale #2 Arcade Legend ASS vs. Super Samio #3 Flash Hammer vs. Quackenduckboy Jr. #4 Danger Spider vs. Criminal Sanity #5 Sexton Blud vs. Isabel Ibarra #6 Malfest Goat-Monster vs. Boob Marley #7 Seven Deadly Pins feat. Team Skull Grunt Pink ---
**Author:** ![IGgy](https://www.lp.zone/user_avatar/www.lp.zone/iggy/32/85008_2.png) [@IGgy](https://www.lp.zone/u/IGgy)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2020, 1:56pm UTC](https://www.lp.zone/t/ohpw-business-may-die-fire-pro-wrestling-world/3555/318 "2020-11-29T13:56:37Z")
[Week 94: Stay At Home And Watch Wrestling](https://youtu.be/dYK1Mg867pc) - [(Twitch VOD)](https://www.twitch.tv/videos/819130679) ![](https://i.imgur.com/o5YPgWX.gif) > [@Match Card and Results](#): > > [Week 94: Stay At Home And Watch Wrestling](https://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/fixedtime.html?msg=OHPW+-+Week+77+%40+twitch.tv%2FIGgy_IGsen&iso=20201128T22&p1=37&ah=2) > > #1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch > I’ll be honest, I’m only putting Zoltan here because his last singles match was 68 Episodes ago. But I guess his in-universe motivation can be that requested this because he’s intrigued by this stable explosion. > Explosion Chan (“c”) vs. Zoltan > > It was only a matter of time until fan favorite Explosion-Chan got an official win under her belt. And that day was today. Congratulations on being the new Jabroni Royale, Zoltan! > > #2 Singles Match > Legend has it that if you get out of a big Jabroni “reign” you gotta fight Samio. > Arcade Legend ASS vs. Super Samio > > Unchained, ASS is finally able to do her Divekick again and lo and behold, she actually wins with it! > > #3 Singles Match > Okay, but can you pin a literal baby! > Flash Hammer vs. Quackenduckboy Jr. > > Shockingly, after pretty competitive match the Duckbaby just ties Flash up with some fancy pin and wins. Flash if off to a rough start in OHPW but I think all he has to do is pin after his finisher… or do his finisher which he didn’t do in this match at all. > > #4 Tag Team Match > Okay, THIS is their actual comeback now! > Danger Spider vs. Criminal Sanity (Undeddie & Mr. Shakedown) > > This was a pretty good tag match. Both teams did some hard hitting until Grace and Harmony didn’t let Shakedown tag out anymore and eventually grace hit him with a second Saving Grace close to her own corner for the three count. > > #5 Singles Match > He uses his ass for the good of mankind… but how does this help Sexton against Isabel? > Sexton Blud vs. Isabel Ibarra > > This match is probably the perfect introduction for Sexton. He and Isabel had a competitive match until Sexton starts bleeding and his moves get fiercer. Although attempts were made Isabel can’t make this an even bout again and eventually loses via pinfall after being dropped on her head followed by too roll-over fireman carry slams. > > #6 Singles Match > Two monsters in their own way. This will be the token Hoss Match > Malfest Goat-Monster vs. Boob Marley > > Goat seems to be too busy trying to make his MGMs outta nowhere unpredictable to actually do one. Meanwhile, Boob did about 8 Sunken Chests. And eventually it was enough to grant him the win via submission. > > #7 Seven Deadly Pins > Oh boy, one of the Grunts is 7DP champ again. Let’s rectify that. > Hobo One Kevodki vs. Kayu Zakisaka vs. Fromore vs. Blaze Rider vs. DivineCoffeeBinge vs. Family Man vs. Skullistair vs. Team Skull Grunt Pink > > This was a match. I mean, no shit. But wow. We had so many criticals! Hell, Fomore took two before they stayed down. Notablay, somewhere down the line Skullistair did Feel a strong 9 to a light 10 on this one cause it’s bone hurting juice to crit someone and later they did feel a strong 9 to a light 10 on this one cos it’s bone hurting juice again but their pinfall attempt was reversed in a quick roll up and… that’s how Skullise got eliminated. The shenanigans don’t stop here though. We’re down to our final two, Family Man and Blaze Rider. This shit’s hot! Crowd’s on fire and then Blaze does a pinning move on one of the people eliminated by crits and… wow we’re softlocked. TIME TO RESTART THE MATCH! Blaze and Family Man go at it again, they are both exhausted. And then, finally! Blaze Rider Kick! Blaze is our new deadliest pinner! ---
**Author:** ![IGgy](https://www.lp.zone/user_avatar/www.lp.zone/iggy/32/85008_2.png) [@IGgy](https://www.lp.zone/u/IGgy)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2020, 8:38pm UTC](https://www.lp.zone/t/ohpw-business-may-die-fire-pro-wrestling-world/3555/319 "2020-12-02T20:38:15Z")
[Week 95: Five to go.](https://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/fixedtime.html?msg=OHPW+-+Week+95+%40+twitch.tv%2FIGgy_IGsen&iso=20201205T22&p1=37&ah=2) It’s the go-home show for our end of year ppv, Year of the Beast 2020. And next year we’ll actually get to Episode 100. Fucked up if true. #1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch The Space Wizards Explode Zoltan (“c”) vs. Jan Itor #2 Singles Match Kneeing a Motherfukken BEAR or get eaten, I guess. Great Maharaja vs. Harley Havik #3 Tag Team Match From Space Wizards to Wizards Not Allowed Wizards Not Allowed vs. Caveman Connection #4 Singles Match OOOH YES! Is my reaction to this match in general, not just to Bone Idol. Bone Idol vs. Lea Lionheart #5 Singles Match Is Manic a cop? No, he’s not! But that doesn’t mean he won’t be destroyed. Fun Fact: We haven’t seen Jane since Pig Destroyer squashed her. Manic Misanthrope vs. Pig Destroyer #6 Hellweight No. 1 Contender Match Killing it in the Gorefest and Killing the Goat is probably a good reason to be in this spot. Maya Northwind vs. Boob Marley #7 Legion Tag Titles Careful married whiskey and ice cream, this is some dangerous spider stuff. Danger Spider vs. Real Beer Float (c) ---
**Author:** ![IGgy](https://www.lp.zone/user_avatar/www.lp.zone/iggy/32/85008_2.png) [@IGgy](https://www.lp.zone/u/IGgy)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2020, 8:44pm UTC](https://www.lp.zone/t/ohpw-business-may-die-fire-pro-wrestling-world/3555/320 "2020-12-05T20:44:33Z")
Going live now and starting in 15 minutes [https://www.twitch.tv/iggy\_igsen](https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen) Here’s the match card again: #1 Zoltan (“c”) vs. Jan Itor for the Jabroni Royale #2 Great Maharaja vs. Harley Havik #3 Wizards Not Allowed vs. Caveman Connection #4 Bone Idol vs. Lea Lionheart #5 Manic Misanthrope vs. Pig Destroyer #6 Maya Northwind vs. Boob Marley #7 Danger Spider vs. Real Beer Float (c) for the Legion Tag Titles [Previous page](https://www.lp.zone/t/ohpw-business-may-die-fire-pro-wrestling-world/3555.md?page=15) [Next page](https://www.lp.zone/t/ohpw-business-may-die-fire-pro-wrestling-world/3555.md?page=17)