# OHPW - Business May Die \[Fire Pro Wrestling World\]

**URL:** <https://www.lp.zone/t/ohpw-business-may-die-fire-pro-wrestling-world/3555>\
**Category:** Streams\
**Tags:** stream, games\
**Created:** [January 3, 2019, 8:30pm UTC](https://www.lp.zone/t/ohpw-business-may-die-fire-pro-wrestling-world/3555 "2019-01-03T20:30:47Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Post date:** [August 22, 2020, 7:45pm UTC](https://www.lp.zone/t/ohpw-business-may-die-fire-pro-wrestling-world/3555/281 "2020-08-22T19:45:04Z")

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Going live now and starting in 15 minutes [https://www.twitch.tv/iggy\_igsen](https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen)

Here’s the match card again:  
#1 Arcade Legend ASS (“c”) vs. Super Samio for the Jabroni Royale  
#2 Pineapple Pizza vs. The Fun Gang  
#3 Sexton Blud vs. Great Maharaja  
#4 VACANT vs. Spitbal vs. Lea Lionheart vs. A Mimic  
#5 Harley Havik vs. Koji Kojinaka  
#6 Maya Northwind vs. Ryu  
#7 Fomore vs. Kayu Zakisaka (c) for the Darkweight Title

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**Author:** ![IGgy](https://www.lp.zone/user_avatar/www.lp.zone/iggy/32/85008_2.png) [@IGgy](https://www.lp.zone/u/IGgy)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2020, 10:09am UTC](https://www.lp.zone/t/ohpw-business-may-die-fire-pro-wrestling-world/3555/282 "2020-08-23T10:09:42Z")

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[Week 82: Hangin’ and Slammin](https://youtu.be/q0YTcrJcQzc) - [(Twitch VOD)](https://www.twitch.tv/videos/718949742)

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> [@Match Card and Results](#):
>
> [Week 82: Hangin’ and Slammin’](https://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/fixedtime.html?msg=OHPW+-+Week+82+%40+twitch.tv%2FIGgy_IGsen&iso=20200822T22&p1=37&ah=2)  
> At this point I can say “usual time” without confusing people over it being earlier than it used to, I think.
> 
> #1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch  
> How did ASS get here. She doesn’t deserve this. Samio might. Depends on the time of day.  
> Arcade Legend ASS (“c”) vs. Super Samio
> 
> ASS tries to make a point and doesn’t go for the pin, instead tries to win via submission, however, it was Samio who stole the win just after the buzzer sounded to signal the incoming explosion.
> 
> #2 Tag Team Match  
> A literally Pineapple and Pizza go against a skeleton and (not) a robot  
> Pineapple Pizza vs. The Fung Gang (VS + NAR)
> 
> Pineapple Pizza controlled this match, keeping the Fun Gang in their corner not really letting them cooperate. The Fun Gang could not find a way out of this and Pineapple Pizza won by submitting Nawt A Robutt.
> 
> Scene: Some future version of Tara jumps in through time and announces that she’ll be back in OHPW, then an even further in the future version of Tara shows up and tells the first future version that it’s not time yet, the second future version then announces she’ll return to OHPW now, enter a third future version… who tells the second future version it’s not time yet. The third future version waits for a second for a fourth future version to appear but instead the past version in Young Devil gear shows up. Turns out she jumped in too early, it’s still 2019 during Judgement Night. Oops. Gotta adjust and hop in at a later point in time in the bullshit dimension without time.
> 
> #3 Singles Match  
> At this point it’s become an initiation ritual to face the bear in Kombat.  
> Sexton Blud vs. Great Maharaja
> 
> Sexton puts over the bear huge by not squashing him immediately. But then he throws Maharaja a fork. Well, that didn’t do it but the Jackhammer into Fatman Press did it again.
> 
> #4 Four-Way (Elimination)  
> Uh oh… VACANT didn’t want the Pokeymanz to begin with and wants to get rid of it… but is too proud to lose on purpose.  
> VACANT vs. Spitbal vs. Lea Lionheart vs. A Mimic
> 
> VACANT’s first non-singles match and he wins it. Going in seemed like the most reasonable thing to assume that there’s a non-zero chance for him to not win and retain the Pokeymanz. Non-zero was not big enough though. Shockingly, the least likely contender, Mimic, was the last one standing aside from VACANT, before VACANT put the Mimic down too.
> 
> #5 Singles Match  
> Time to d-d-d-d-duel.  
> Harley Havik vs. Koji Kojinaka
> 
> Definitely the MOTN. This match just delivered. After it heated up they hit their finishers on each other and kicked out. At this point we thought the match would now end any second. However it went for a bit, they went outside and Harley introduced a barbed wire bat. That very bat would later be her undoing. Not because Koji swung it, but because it was lying in the ring and Koji locked in an elevated Boston Crab on Harley as she layed on top of the bat and she tapped.
> 
> #6 Singles Match  
> I always forget which amount of dragon Ryu is. So Maya goes against some amount of dragon greater than 0 but less than or equal to 1.  
> Actually, it just occured to me that Ryu literally means Dragon.  
> Maya Northwind vs. Ryu
> 
> I forgot to point it out, but this was our 666th OHPW match. First Maya tries to play by Ryu’s rules too much, going blow for blow. But since that’s Ryu’s strongest skill that’s a very bad idea. Eventually Maya wisened up and managed to get the win. Ryu never used the Kaiser Claw, though. It could have ended very different.
> 
> #7 Underworld Darkweight Title  
> The first time Fomore challenges for a singles title since losing the Hellweight. Probably Kayu’s toughest defense yet.  
> Fomore vs. Kayu Zakisaka (c)
> 
> Fast and hard is not usually something I’d say from a Fomore match, but despite their heavy submission use this match could still be called that. Kayu wins with a springboard version of her finishing move and defeats the former Hellweight Champ via Pinfall.

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**Author:** ![IGgy](https://www.lp.zone/user_avatar/www.lp.zone/iggy/32/85008_2.png) [@IGgy](https://www.lp.zone/u/IGgy)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2020, 6:38pm UTC](https://www.lp.zone/t/ohpw-business-may-die-fire-pro-wrestling-world/3555/283 "2020-08-26T18:38:00Z")

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[Week 83: Did I forget something?](https://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/fixedtime.html?msg=OHPW+-+Week+83+%40+twitch.tv%2FIGgy_IGsen&iso=20200829T22&p1=37&ah=2)

Oh, this is already our go-home show, apparently. I don’t know what the PPV will be called. Last time I didn’t know the show before I called it Slamarama Dingdong and we all know how that ended.

#1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch  
God, ASS, I still believe in you! But I guess Roy will just hit the 1% Crit for the first time with your luck.  
Arcade Legend ASS vs. Roy

#2 Singles Match  
I thought they faced before but they didn’t. Now they will.  
Midas Minoson vs. Hayley Simmons

#3 Singles Match  
Danny on a hot streak and a Plumeria who stopped giving a crap. What could go wrong?  
Danny V5 vs. Plumeria

#4 Singles Match  
The first time the Tiny Titan goes against a regular sized person in OHPW. Interesting  
Isabel Ibarra vs. Guzma

#5 Legion Tag Title No. 1 Contender Match  
Fucking PP dominated Fun Gang. Jerks. And that’s why you should unionize!  
Pineapple Pizza vs. The Union

#6 Hellweight No. 1 Contender Match  
This match happened before but it was for the Darkweight Title. Now it’s for Hellweight No. 1 Contendership  
Maya Northwind vs. Angus McMutton

#7 Seven Deadly Pins  
I would not be too shocked to see Flamander defend this title the longest reign of which is one defense long, more than one time.  
As it stands this is still his first attempted defense, though.  
Rick Wreckage vs. DivineCoffeeBinge vs. Skullistair vs. Harmony Gray vs. Blaze Rider vs. Pig Destroyer vs. Ricc 2 Thicc vs. Flamander (c)

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**Post date:** [August 29, 2020, 7:44pm UTC](https://www.lp.zone/t/ohpw-business-may-die-fire-pro-wrestling-world/3555/284 "2020-08-29T19:44:40Z")

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Going live now and starting in 15 minutes [https://www.twitch.tv/iggy\_igsen](https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen)

Here’s the match card again:  
#1 Arcade Legend ASS (“c”) vs. Roy for the Jabroni Royale  
#2 Midas Minoson vs. Hayley Simmons  
#3 Danny V5 vs. Plumeria  
#4 Isabel Ibarra vs. Guzma  
#5 Pineapple Pizza vs. The Union  
#6 Maya Northwind vs. Angus McMutton  
#7 Seven Deadly Pins feat. Flamander (c)

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**Author:** ![IGgy](https://www.lp.zone/user_avatar/www.lp.zone/iggy/32/85008_2.png) [@IGgy](https://www.lp.zone/u/IGgy)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2020, 9:40am UTC](https://www.lp.zone/t/ohpw-business-may-die-fire-pro-wrestling-world/3555/285 "2020-08-30T09:40:59Z")

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[Week 83: Did I Forget Something?](https://youtu.be/5u4vkwc-KYw) - [(Twitch VOD)](https://www.twitch.tv/videos/726003992)

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> [@Match Card and Results](#):
>
> [Week 83: Did I forget something?](https://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/fixedtime.html?msg=OHPW+-+Week+83+%40+twitch.tv%2FIGgy_IGsen&iso=20200829T22&p1=37&ah=2)
> 
> Oh, this is already our go-home show, apparently. I don’t know what the PPV will be called. Last time I didn’t know the show before I called it Slamarama Dingdong and we all know how that ended.
> 
> #1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch  
> God, ASS, I still believe in you! But I guess Roy will just hit the 1% Crit for the first time with your luck.  
> Arcade Legend ASS vs. Roy
> 
> There was no crit… but Roy still took the win.
> 
> Scene: Sexton summons Steve Dirt and Florida via Wall and they hug it out. Also they’ll fight in a three-way next week.
> 
> #2 Singles Match  
> I thought they faced before but they didn’t. Now they will.  
> Midas Minoson vs. Hayley Simmons
> 
> What a slamfest. One that Hayley won after doing a couple of piledrivers like it’s nothing.
> 
> #3 Singles Match  
> Danny on a hot streak and a Plumeria who stopped giving a crap. What could go wrong?  
> Danny V5 vs. Plumeria
> 
> This match was anybody’s game until Danny decided it was a good idea to go to the outside, where Blue was waiting. From there on out Plumeria was mostly in control thanks to Blue’s help.
> 
> #4 Singles Match  
> The first time the Tiny Titan goes against a regular sized person in OHPW. Interesting  
> Isabel Ibarra vs. Guzma
> 
> Isabel somehow made the same mistake as Danny in the previous match. But Pink didn’t seem as eager to interfere as Blue. She was just vibing. As a result Isabel could beat Guzma despite her blunder.
> 
> #5 Legion Tag Title No. 1 Contender Match  
> Fucking PP dominated Fun Gang. Jerks. And that’s why you should unionize!  
> Pineapple Pizza vs. The Union
> 
> It’s all a question of whether Cheese Pietzza wants to lock in submission after submission. At least that’s how it ended.
> 
> #6 Hellweight No. 1 Contender Match  
> This match happened before but it was for the Darkweight Title. Now it’s for Hellweight No. 1 Contendership  
> Maya Northwind vs. Angus McMutton
> 
> Quick and hard hitting from both. Flips vs. Fists (and headbutts), basically. Angus got in a Ripcord Tru Bru for the win. It’s almost like the rotation makes the move stronger.
> 
> #7 Seven Deadly Pins  
> I would not be too shocked to see Flamander defend this title the longest reign of which is one defense long, more than one time.  
> As it stands this is still his first attempted defense, though.  
> Rick Wreckage vs. DivineCoffeeBinge vs. Skullistair vs. Harmony Gray vs. Blaze Rider vs. Pig Destroyer vs. Ricc 2 Thicc vs. Flamander (c)
> 
> Another one of those where no one gets eliminated for a long while and then suddenly all of them at once go. We finished with Flamander and Ricc 2 Thicc. They went for a good while after everyone else was eliminated. Eventually Flamander hit the Snake after landing a blow with a sledgehammer and retains the 7DP

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**Post date:** [September 2, 2020, 7:24pm UTC](https://www.lp.zone/t/ohpw-business-may-die-fire-pro-wrestling-world/3555/286 "2020-09-02T19:24:59Z")

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[Week 84: oops i forgot dash vs. vacation skeleton, too bad](https://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/fixedtime.html?msg=OHPW+-+Week+84+%40+twitch.tv%2FIGgy_IGsen&iso=20200904T22&p1=37&ah=3)  
ATTENTION: This show will run on Friday instead of Saturday, just fyi.

![](https://i.imgur.com/YqFKwme.jpg)

#1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch  
GO ASS! (Tanahashi theme starts playing)  
Arcade Legend ASS vs. Hobo One Kevodki

#2 Seven Deadly Pins  
Oooh, Pantha and Flamander in the same match. Not that it matters in a Battle Royal but they have a tied record in singles competition.  
Chief Engineer vs. EGO vs. Austin Ramon vs. Kelyey Slaughter vs. Sgt. Sprinkles vs. Pantha vs. Agnes Paragon vs. Flamander (c)

#3 Three-Way (Elimination)  
I call this the Babbeh Battle because those are our youngest wrestlers all in one ring.  
Duckboy vs. Anna May vs. Danny V5

#4 Singles Match  
They faced before, but this time it’s not by VACANT’s rules but Freddie’s rules (which is normal singles rules)  
VACANT vs. Freddie Hope

#5 Three-Way Landmine Deathmatch (First Fall)  
The big Hell’s Gate Reunion Party in which there will be blood.  
Steve Dirt vs. Florida Man vs. Sexton Blud

#6 Legion Tag Championships  
SoS took the titles from PP, now they try to take them back!  
Pineapple Pizza vs. School of Slam (c)

#7 Underworld Darkweight Championship  
Big against Small. Kayu’s on a run, but can she topple a Giant like Ricc?  
Ricc 2 Thicc vs. Kayu Zakisaka (c)

#8 Infernal Hellweight Championship  
Angus and Grace have had a similar trajectory. What better match-up for the bout that could break the record for longest Hellweight reign?  
Angus McMutton vs. Grace Thoruson (c)

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**Author:** ![IGgy](https://www.lp.zone/user_avatar/www.lp.zone/iggy/32/85008_2.png) [@IGgy](https://www.lp.zone/u/IGgy)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2020, 7:44pm UTC](https://www.lp.zone/t/ohpw-business-may-die-fire-pro-wrestling-world/3555/287 "2020-09-04T19:44:15Z")

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Going live now and starting in 15 minutes [https://www.twitch.tv/iggy\_igsen](https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen)

Here’s the match card again:  
#1 Arcade Legend ASS (“c”) vs. Hobo One Kevodki  
#2 Seven Deadly Pins feat. Flamander (c)  
#3 Duckboy vs. Anna May vs. Danny V5  
#4 VACANT vs. Freddie Hope  
#5 Steve Dirt vs. Florida Man vs. Sexton Blud  
#6 Pineapple Pizza vs. School of Slam (c)  
#7 Ricc 2 Thicc vs. Kayu Zakisaka (c)  
#8 Angus McMutton vs. Grace Thoruson

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**Post date:** [September 5, 2020, 11:01am UTC](https://www.lp.zone/t/ohpw-business-may-die-fire-pro-wrestling-world/3555/288 "2020-09-05T11:01:54Z")

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[Week 84: oops, i forgot dash vs. vacation skeleton, too bad!](https://youtu.be/WGobYD11ojA) - [(Twitch Vod)](https://www.twitch.tv/videos/731531279)

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> [@Match Card and Results](#):
>
> [Week 84: oops i forgot dash vs. vacation skeleton, too bad](https://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/fixedtime.html?msg=OHPW+-+Week+84+%40+twitch.tv%2FIGgy_IGsen&iso=20200904T22&p1=37&ah=3)  
> ATTENTION: This show will run on Friday instead of Saturday, just fyi.
> 
> ![](https://i.imgur.com/YqFKwme.jpg)
> 
> #1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch  
> GO ASS! (Tanahashi theme starts playing)  
> Arcade Legend ASS vs. Hobo One Kevodki
> 
> At this point I don’t know what to say anymore. Explosion-chan gets another W.
> 
> #2 Seven Deadly Pins  
> Oooh, Pantha and Flamander in the same match. Not that it matters in a Battle Royal but they have a tied record in singles competition.  
> Chief Engineer vs. EGO vs. Austin Ramon vs. Kelyey Slaughter vs. Sgt. Sprinkles vs. Pantha vs. Agnes Paragon vs. Flamander (c)
> 
> We start off with Pantha and Flamander. And while Pantha was eliminated second by… Agnes??? What the hell? Agnes Paragon? That old lady eliminates the former Hellweight Champion, the one with the longest reign (tied with Grace as of the time of this match)
> 
> Scene: Dash and VS go backstage to IGgy’s office and call him out on his bullshit about having forgotten to book them. He still refuses to book them.
> 
> #3 Three-Way (Elimination)  
> I call this the Babbeh Battle because those are our youngest wrestlers all in one ring.  
> Duckboy vs. Anna May vs. Danny V5
> 
> Babbeh Battle Royal was good fun. As I pointed out somehow Danny is the only one in this match who isn’t a shitpost. Duckboy threw an impressive tantrum that almost had him win the match but Danny subdued the baby with a graceful counter pin.
> 
> #4 Singles Match  
> They faced before, but this time it’s not by VACANT’s rules but Freddie’s rules (which is normal singles rules)  
> VACANT vs. Freddie Hope
> 
> VACANT really owned this match at first but then Freddie went into some kind of rage, did kip-ups off of everything and mounted an amazing comeback that lasted until the end of the match… when VACANT took back control and via an elevated front facelook Guillotine kind of hold.
> 
> Scene: [spoiler]Palpy is up to his bullshit and posts and open challenge for one night only where everyone in the building is excluded. Tara shows up, back from excursion and forces him to accept anyway by nicely asking the ref to ring the bell.
> 
> #? Surprise Singles Match!  
> Palpatine vs. Tara Milleneon  
> Didn’t take long for Tara to take control and win. Everybody loves to see Palpy eat shit. So this was an all around good experience.[/spoiler]
> 
> #5 Three-Way Landmine Deathmatch (First Fall)  
> The big Hell’s Gate Reunion Party in which there will be blood.  
> Steve Dirt vs. Florida Man vs. Sexton Blud
> 
> What the hell? It took them 30 minutes to start bleeding. Except Steve, of course. It’s worth noting that Sexton’s offense changed from somewhat comedic to downright vicious as he started bleeding. There was a fork right to the groin at one point. Ow! The match ended after Florida put Steve Dirt in the Dick Drivah and they landed on a fork, knocking Steve out cold.
> 
> #6 Legion Tag Championships  
> SoS took the titles from PP, now they try to take them back!  
> Pineapple Pizza vs. School of Slam (c)
> 
> Oof, this was a quick one. After a lot of the previous matches running long this probably isn’t too bad. But Pineapple Pizza looked really strong in this by winning super fast. Cheese Pietzza tapped out the Supreme Sadim with a trap armbar, reclaiming the titles for PP.
> 
> #7 Underworld Darkweight Championship  
> Big against Small. Kayu’s on a run, but can she topple a Giant like Ricc?  
> Ricc 2 Thicc vs. Kayu Zakisaka (c)
> 
> Ricc, as always, countered most moves with his sheer mass. Eventually Kayu could break through and do some damage but it was too late, Ricc gets the win with the Ticctory Roll.
> 
> #8 Infernal Hellweight Championship  
> Angus and Grace have had a similar trajectory. What better match-up for the bout that could break the record for longest Hellweight reign?  
> Angus McMutton vs. Grace Thoruson (c)
> 
> Angus and Grace. Both went from zero to the top in their OHPW carreer. While Grace was able to impress by being the surprise winner of a single elimintion tournament Angus dug himself out of a depression that slowed him down and lately has been fighting strong. And now they meet in the ring. Angus is relentless. Even early on he hits Tru Bru after Tru Bru. The only reason Grace didn’t stay down was probably because she hadn’t been powered out enough. Eventually Grace hits the Saving Grace… but not for the win. However, it does turn the tide a bit. A Dizzy grace fights back, even connecting the Tru Bru. However, Angus’ head is very hard so she collapsed along with Angus. Shortly after, another Tru Bru… again from Grace. This time it’s the real deal, goes for the pin 1… 2… … 2.9 Angus barely kicks out. The modified single leg Boston Crab? Not enough. Angus hits another Ripcord Tru Bru and 1… 2… 3! We have a new Champion. Grace dould not break Pantha’s record but her reign will be remembered as one of the most deserved ones.

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**Author:** ![IGgy](https://www.lp.zone/user_avatar/www.lp.zone/iggy/32/85008_2.png) [@IGgy](https://www.lp.zone/u/IGgy)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2020, 7:04pm UTC](https://www.lp.zone/t/ohpw-business-may-die-fire-pro-wrestling-world/3555/289 "2020-09-09T19:04:56Z")

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[Week 85: Passing the Torch](https://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/fixedtime.html?msg=OHPW+-+Week+85+%40+twitch.tv%2FIGgy_IGsen&iso=20200912T22&p1=37&ah=2)

#1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch  
I BELIEVE IN YOU, ASS!  
Arcade Legend ASS (“c”) vs. Sgt. Sprinklez

#2 Singles Match  
The biggest chest in the business is about to get burned… or not. He’s strong.  
Blaze Rider vs. Boob Marley

#3 Singles Match  
What’s this? A new skeleton? Going against another skeleton? I’m giving this away for free!  
Bone Idol vs. Skullistair

#4 Tag Team Match  
This basically a clash between unlikely friends and brothers with an unfortunate family name.  
Family Man & Steve Dirt vs. SHA-MO

#5 Singles Match  
There’s a slight chance Tara traveled through time to watch matches from when Eddie was not yet a zombie.  
Tara Milleneon vs. Undeddie Guerrero

#6 Singles Match  
Suzan throws up the horns sometimes and N. A. Robutt is made of metal. So this is a match now.  
Suzan Blades vs. Nawt a Robutt

#7 Underworld Darkweight Championship  
Another classic David vs. Goliath match. Never gets old  
Danny V5 vs. Ricc 2 Thicc (c)

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**Post date:** [September 12, 2020, 7:46pm UTC](https://www.lp.zone/t/ohpw-business-may-die-fire-pro-wrestling-world/3555/290 "2020-09-12T19:46:23Z")

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Going live now and starting in 15 minutes [https://www.twitch.tv/iggy\_igsen](https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen)

Here’s the match card again:  
#1 Arcade Legend ASS (“c”) vs. Sgt. Sprinklez for the Jabroni Royale  
#2 Blaze Rider vs. Boob Marley  
#3 Bone Idol vs. Skullistair  
#4 Family Man & Steve Dirt vs. SHA-MO  
#5 Tara Milleneon vs. Undeddie Guerrero  
#6 Suzan Blades vs. Nawt A Robutt  
#7 Danny V5 vs. Ricc 2 Thicc (c) for the Darkweight Title

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**Author:** ![IGgy](https://www.lp.zone/user_avatar/www.lp.zone/iggy/32/85008_2.png) [@IGgy](https://www.lp.zone/u/IGgy)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2020, 10:02am UTC](https://www.lp.zone/t/ohpw-business-may-die-fire-pro-wrestling-world/3555/291 "2020-09-13T10:02:29Z")

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[Week 85: Passing the Torch](https://youtu.be/pctp70xJ1Fo) - [(Twitch VOD)](https://www.twitch.tv/videos/739339917)

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> [@Match Card and Results](#):
>
> [Week 85: Passing the Torch](https://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/fixedtime.html?msg=OHPW+-+Week+85+%40+twitch.tv%2FIGgy_IGsen&iso=20200912T22&p1=37&ah=2)
> 
> #1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch  
> I BELIEVE IN YOU, ASS!  
> Arcade Legend ASS (“c”) vs. Sgt. Sprinklez
> 
> Oh wow. They went to 15 Minutes, the ring exploded and then they just kept going. ASS out to prove that she does not deserve to be here. However, she did not win this match.
> 
> #2 Singles Match  
> The biggest chest in the business is about to get burned… or not. He’s strong.  
> Blaze Rider vs. Boob Marley
> 
> Blaze Rider, flames of justice, out to thwart Boob Marley. But the way it often is, the hero needs to take a beating in the first act. Boob wins with the Sunken Chest.
> 
> #3 Singles Match  
> What’s this? A new skeleton? Going against another skeleton? I’m giving this away for free!  
> Bone Idol vs. Skullistair
> 
> Skeleton recognizes Skeleton. Perhaps this is why Skullistair did the “Feeling A Strong 9 To A Light 10 On This One Cause It’s Bone Hurting Juice” twice in a row. That or they forgot they did it after the first time because they fell poorly. Eitherway, it was enough to win the match.
> 
> Scene: Freddie Comes out and talks a bit about the Young Devils. Notably, Hank’s whereabouts are unknown. But he intends to face each of these three people he helped train in a match to see what they learned down the road.
> 
> #4 Tag Team Match  
> This basically a clash between unlikely friends and brothers with an unfortunate family name.  
> Family Man & Steve Dirt vs. SHA-MO
> 
> Damn. This went really long. Everyone did their finisher at least once to make sure everyone gets to kick out of something. Sadly for Family Man he ended up being the last one to be hit with a finisher, Lightning’s Lightning Strikes got him down for the 3.
> 
> #5 Singles Match  
> There’s a slight chance Tara traveled through time to watch matches from when Eddie was not yet a zombie.  
> Tara Milleneon vs. Undeddie Guerrero
> 
> Tara managed to control the match almost for its entire duration. Perhaps this is why it’s so short.
> 
> #6 Singles Match  
> Suzan throws up the horns sometimes and N. A. Robutt is made of metal. So this is a match now.  
> Suzan Blades vs. Nawt a Robutt
> 
> In a battle between Beef and Steel it’s usually the steel that comes out on top. But this is Suzan’s beef we’re talking about here. The former and first Hellweight Champion who despite losing the title eventually but kept her stocks high through excellent performances since. However, today, Steel wins. Perhaps it was the type advantage bot Robutt actually pulled through.
> 
> Scene: IGgy accompanies Ricc to the ring and cuts a promo about how cool Ricc is before the match.
> 
> #7 Underworld Darkweight Championship  
> Another classic David vs. Goliath match. Never gets old  
> Danny V5 vs. Ricc 2 Thicc (c)
> 
> While Danny managed to get more offense in than Kayu when she lost the Darkweight Title, Ricc be Riccin’ way too Thicc. Danny cannot withstand the Thicctory Roll and Ricc retains.

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[Week 86: Danger Spider Returns](https://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/fixedtime.html?msg=OHPW+-+Week+86+%40+twitch.tv%2FIGgy_IGsen&iso=20200925T22&p1=37&ah=2)  
This is on a Friday instead of a Saturday again. And due to missing last week I’ve added another match to it… (and shuffled around the others to make room for it.)  
This does mean that we have eight instead of hour usual seven. This is the first time a regular show has more than seven matches (you may be inclined to count the tournament ones, but those were tournament shows and thus are not regular. QED by some logic.)

#1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch  
I’m running out of supportive things to say about ASS…  
Arcade Legend ASS (“c”) vs. Undeddie Guerrero

#2 Singles Match  
Baby vs. Granny. BIG MATCH!  
Quackenduckboy Jr. vs. Agnes Paragon

#3 Singles Match  
Flash? Aaaah! New guy faces the Coffee Elemental  
Flash Hammer vs. DivineCoffeeBinge

#4 Tag Team Match  
Danger Spider’s last appearance as a unit was 46 Episodes ago (!)  
The Fun Gang (Fomore + VS) vs. Danger Spider

#5 Singles Match  
She can hold her own against large people but can she battle a large brain???  
Isabel Ibarra vs. EGO

#6 Singles Match  
Sexton’s got Blud in his name, Suzan has it on her face.  
Sexton Blud vs. Suzan Blades

#7 Singles Match  
This could have happened in LPFWA. Maybe it did. I dunno.  
Freddie Hope vs. Boob Marley

#8 Seven Deadly Pins  
Flamander is already the longest reigning deadliest pinner of all time. His reign has to end here.  
Zoltan vs. Suman. vs. Manic Misanthrope vs. Mr. Shakedown vs. Team Skull Grunt Blue vs. Team Skull Grunt Pink vs. Great Maharaja vs. Flamander

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Going live now and starting in 15 minutes [https://www.twitch.tv/iggy\_igsen](https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen)

Here’s the match card again:  
#1 Arcade Legend ASS (“c”) vs. Undeddie Guerrero  
#2 Quackenduckboy Jr. vs. Agnes Paragon  
#3 Flash Hammer vs. DCB  
#4 The Fun Gang vs. Danger Spider  
#5 Isabel Ibarra vs. EGO  
#6 Sexton Blud vs. Suzan Blades  
#7 Freddie Hope vs. Boob Marley  
#8 Seven Deadly Pins feat. Flamander

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[Week 86: Danger Spider Returns](https://youtu.be/LRahblf_AYI) - [(Twitch VOD)](https://www.twitch.tv/videos/751989820)  
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> [@"Match](#):
>
> [Week 86: Danger Spider Returns](https://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/fixedtime.html?msg=OHPW+-+Week+86+%40+twitch.tv%2FIGgy_IGsen&iso=20200925T22&p1=37&ah=2)  
> This is on a Friday instead of a Saturday again. And due to missing last week I’ve added another match to it… (and shuffled around the others to make room for it.)  
> This does mean that we have eight instead of hour usual seven. This is the first time a regular show has more than seven matches (you may be inclined to count the tournament ones, but those were tournament shows and thus are not regular. QED by some logic.)
> 
> #1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch  
> I’m running out of supportive things to say about ASS…  
> Arcade Legend ASS (“c”) vs. Undeddie Guerrero
> 
> Another one that went to the explosion. This time Explosion-chan emerged victorious again.
> 
> #2 Singles Match  
> Baby vs. Granny. BIG MATCH!  
> Quackenduckboy Jr. vs. Agnes Paragon
> 
> Agnes tried her best to put the Duckbaby to sleep, but you don’t simply put the Duckbaby to sleep. Quackenduckboy Jr. scores his first win against an evil granny.
> 
> Scene: Vacation Skeleton and Dash hang out and lament the fact that they haven’t had their match yet. They’d love to forge a plan but are too stupid to do it.
> 
> #3 Singles Match  
> Flash? Aaaah! New guy faces the Coffee Elemental  
> Flash Hammer vs. DivineCoffeeBinge
> 
> Flash, you fool! You’re supposed to go for the pin after your finisher! The match continues and DCB is able to land her Espresso Shot for the win.
> 
> #4 Tag Team Match  
> Danger Spider’s last appearance as a unit was 46 Episodes ago (!)  
> The Fun Gang (Fomore + VS) vs. Danger Spider
> 
> Danger Spider back after all this time but it seems they are a bit out of sync after approaching a year without having teamed. Fomore is able to lock Grace into a Triangle Lancer and she taps out.
> 
> #5 Singles Match  
> She can hold her own against large people but can she battle a large brain???  
> Isabel Ibarra vs. EGO
> 
> Oh wow. EGO kinda just… did the Skullistair Special and you don’t simply come back from that.
> 
> #6 Singles Match  
> Sexton’s got Blud in his name, Suzan has it on her face.  
> Sexton Blud vs. Suzan Blades
> 
> Suzan seems to have taken some offense to Sexton’s shenanigans at the start of the match. She refused to even hit the Knightfall for a while esentially toying with Sexton, who eventually submitted to the Hijack Backbreaker.
> 
> #7 Singles Match  
> This could have happened in LPFWA. Maybe it did. I dunno.  
> Freddie Hope vs. Boob Marley
> 
> Freddie played the babyface in peril and then won off a single move! wow!
> 
> #8 Seven Deadly Pins  
> Flamander is already the longest reigning deadliest pinner of all time. His reign has to end here.  
> Zoltan vs. Suman. vs. Manic Misanthrope vs. Mr. Shakedown vs. Team Skull Grunt Blue vs. Team Skull Grunt Pink vs. Great Maharaja vs. Flamander
> 
> Oh boy, what’s this? The last four are Mr. Shakedown, Flamander, Grunt Pink and Grunt Blue. First the Grunts separate Shakedown and Flamander and manage to take down Shakedown. Flamander is now left to face the longest reigning Tag Champs on his own at the same time. He too is taken out and it’s between the Grunts now. They’ve taken a lot of punishment despite cooperating (for the most part) so it doesn’t take long for one of them to stay down. Blue pins Pink and becomes the new Seven Deadly Pins champion.

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[Week 87: Dreams Come True](https://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/fixedtime.html?msg=OHPW+-+Week+87+%40+twitch.tv%2FIGgy_IGsen&iso=20201003T22&p1=37&ah=2)

Next week will be the 88th Episode and it’s a PPV. You know what that means!  
That’s damn right. We’ll have a PPV called FUCK NAZIS or at least F\*\*\* NAZIS so Twitch can rest easy that I didn’t use the word “fuck” in my stream title. Maybe FCK/NZS too. Depends on my mood. Anyway, there will be some type of shitting on Nazis cause if you have an 88th episode you gotta do that.

#1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch  
SHE’S BEAT THE BEAR BEFORE! SHE CAN DO IT AGAIN!  
Arcade Legend ASS (“c”) vs. Great Maharaja

#2 Singles Match  
Let’s give away this match of Fire vs. Fire for free on TV in the undercard.  
Blaze Rider vs. Mina Park

#3 Singles Match  
Pretty sure skeletons can’t be cops so this is a friendly exhibition.  
Skullistair vs. Pig Destroyer

#4 Four-Way  
I’ve woefully underbooked DCB lately. Time to fix this. Oh there’s other people too.  
DvineCoffeeBinge vs. Tara Milleneon vs. Bone Idol vs. Steve Dirt

#5 Singles Match  
Remember when Dash first ascended to Dashhood and murdered everyone? Maybe he’s got a chance against VACANT.  
VACANT vs. Dashosphere

#6 Hellweight No. 1 Contender Match  
Robutt beat Suzan, Freddie is Freddie and beat Boob. Let’s see who shall challenge Angus.  
Nawt A Robutt vs. Freddie Hope

#7 Legion Tag Title  
SHA-MO earned this by winning two weeks ago… don’t worry, The Fun Gang will get their shot.  
SHA-MO vs. Cheese Pietzza

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Going live now and starting in 15 minutes [https://www.twitch.tv/iggy\_igsen](https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen)

Here’s the match card again:  
#1 Arcade Legend ASS (“c”) vs. Great Maharaja for the Jabroni Royale  
#2 Blaze Rider vs. Mina Park  
#3 Skullistair vs. Pig Destroyer  
#4 DCB vs. Tara vs. Bone Idol vs. Steve Dirt  
#5 VACANT vs. Dash  
#6 Nawt A Robutt vs. Freddie Hope  
#7 SHA-MO vs. Cheese Pietzza (c) for the Legion Tag Titles

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**Post date:** [October 4, 2020, 10:18am UTC](https://www.lp.zone/t/ohpw-business-may-die-fire-pro-wrestling-world/3555/297 "2020-10-04T10:18:19Z")

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[Week 87: Dreams Come True](https://youtu.be/VnUXZuUwrBA) - [(Twitch VOD)](https://www.twitch.tv/videos/759844618)

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> [@Match Card and Results](#):
>
> [Week 87: Dreams Come True](https://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/fixedtime.html?msg=OHPW+-+Week+87+%40+twitch.tv%2FIGgy_IGsen&iso=20201003T22&p1=37&ah=2)
> 
> Next week will be the 88th Episode and it’s a PPV. You know what that means!  
> That’s damn right. We’ll have a PPV called FUCK NAZIS or at least F\*\*\* NAZIS so Twitch can rest easy that I didn’t use the word “fuck” in my stream title. Maybe FCK/NZS too. Depends on my mood. Anyway, there will be some type of shitting on Nazis cause if you have an 88th episode you gotta do that.
> 
> #1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch  
> SHE’S BEAT THE BEAR BEFORE! SHE CAN DO IT AGAIN!  
> Arcade Legend ASS (“c”) vs. Great Maharaja
> 
> Depressing. Explosion-Chan comes to claim their prey but Maharaja gets back up.
> 
> #2 Singles Match  
> Let’s give away this match of Fire vs. Fire for free on TV in the undercard.  
> Blaze Rider vs. Mina Park
> 
> BURNING! Flames of Justice! VERSUS Mina “I love to melt things” Park BIG MONEY! Mina wins with the Chair’s Illusion…
> 
> #3 Singles Match  
> Pretty sure skeletons can’t be cops so this is a friendly exhibition.  
> Skullistair vs. Pig Destroyer
> 
> People, I made clear that skeletons can’t be cops, why do you have to be like this. It’s like established lore at this point. Your point is moot anyway, Skullistair defeats Pig Destroyer with a… Pig Destroyer Destroyer? Usually called a Canadian Destroyer or just a Destroyer or, whatever. 1-2-3 done!
> 
> #4 Four-Way  
> I’ve woefully underbooked DCB lately. Time to fix this. Oh there’s other people too.  
> DvineCoffeeBinge vs. Tara Milleneon vs. Bone Idol vs. Steve Dirt
> 
> It was all just a normal match until Bone Idol whipped out the Bone Zone, knocking out Steve! Then immediately doing it against Tara for a three count! Holy shit! Don’t fuck with the Bone Zone! DCB somehow lucks into not getting hit with it and manages to win with the lesser Espresso Shot.
> 
> #5 Singles Match  
> Remember when Dash first ascended to Dashhood and murdered everyone? Maybe he’s got a chance against VACANT.  
> VACANT vs. Dashosphere
> 
> Hahah nah! Dash lasted longer than ten minutes, though.
> 
> #6 Hellweight No. 1 Contender Match  
> Robutt beat Suzan, Freddie is Freddie and beat Boob. Let’s see who shall challenge Angus.  
> Nawt A Robutt vs. Freddie Hope
> 
> Robutt’s biggest chance yet! But Freddie is not one to simply let it happen. And so he didn’t. It took him a good while to get the Human Suplex Machine down but Freddie succeeded and will challenge Angus for the title at the PPV next week!
> 
> #7 Legion Tag Title  
> SHA-MO earned this by winning two weeks ago… don’t worry, The Fun Gang will get their shot.  
> SHA-MO vs. Cheese Pietzza
> 
> Both teams attempted to control the match-up, being tag team specialists it was more of a tug of war. For the finish, Lightning hit a Canadian Destroyer, moving Pietzza to SHA-MO’s corner and followed with lightning strikes. SHA-MO are our new champs!

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**Post date:** [October 7, 2020, 6:12pm UTC](https://www.lp.zone/t/ohpw-business-may-die-fire-pro-wrestling-world/3555/298 "2020-10-07T18:12:38Z")

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[Week 88: FUCK NAZIS](https://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/fixedtime.html?msg=OHPW+-+Week+88+-+FCK+NZS+%40+twitch.tv%2FIGgy_IGsen&iso=20201010T22&p1=37&ah=2)

![](https://i.imgur.com/HyTtkW0.jpg)  
The official Episode 88 Title is FUCK NAZIS because fuck em. But due to some services disallowing EVIL WORDS like FUCK I had to self censor… by using an already existing variation of the RUN DMC logo that is popular in Germany. Anyway, PPV time!

#1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch  
Yeah, sure, just have her go against Shakedown. Damn IGgy!  
Arcade Legend ASS vs. Mr. Shakedown

#2 Seven Deadly Pins  
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA—  
Vacation Skeleton vs. Dash Rendar vs. Spitbal vs. Bone Idol vs. Lea Lionheart vs. Maya Northwind vs. Kayu Zakisaka vs. Team Skull Grunt Blue

#3 Singles Match  
The two recent Young Devil Graduates clash with their teacher as a referee.  
Sexton Blud vs. Tara Milleneon with Freddie Hope as a Special Referee

#4 Singles Match  
KNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE  
Isabel Ibarra vs. Harley Havik

#5 Singles Match  
They both delivered consistently good matches. I’m jinxing it by saying it here.  
Koji Kojinaka vs. Danny V5

#6 Super VACANT Open Challenge II  
Maybe we’ll have a Turbo version one day. Get on it Capcom!  
TBA vs. TBA vs. TBA vs. TBA vs. VACANT

#7 Underworld Darkweight Championship  
An actual skeleton challenges a grandmaster of Thicc Won Do?  
Skullistair vs. Ricc 2 Thicc

#8 Legion Tag Championship  
Hey, if The Fun Gang win this Fomore will have held every pre-Pokeymanz title!  
The Fun Gang (Fomore + DCB) vs. SHA-MO

#9 Infernal Hellweight Championship  
They faced each other before… in a tag match. Tommy Wiseau was Angus’ tag partner.  
Freddie Hope vs. Angus McMutton

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Going live now and starting in 15 minutes [https://www.twitch.tv/iggy\_igsen](https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen)

Here’s the match card again:  
#1 Arcade Legend ASS (“c”) vs. Mr. Shakedown for the Jabroni Royale  
#2 Seven Deadly Pins feat. Team Skull Grunt Blue (c)  
#3 Sexton Blud vs. Tara Milleneon  
#4 Isabel Ibarra vs. Harley Havik  
#5 Koji Kojinaka vs. Danny V5  
#6 Super VACANT Open Challenge II  
#7 Skullistair vs. Ricc 2 Thicc (c) for the Darkweight Title  
#8 The Fun Gang vs. SHA-MO (c) for the Legion Tag Titles  
#9 Freddie Hope vs. Angus McMutton (c) for the Hellweight Title

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[Week 88: FUCK NAZIS](https://youtu.be/1q5Hhp8YnH4) - [(Twitch VOD)](https://www.twitch.tv/videos/766718814)

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> [@Match Card and Results](#):
>
> [Week 88: FUCK NAZIS](https://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/fixedtime.html?msg=OHPW+-+Week+88+-+FCK+NZS+%40+twitch.tv%2FIGgy_IGsen&iso=20201010T22&p1=37&ah=2)
> 
> [timg][Imgur: The magic of the Internet](https://i.imgur.com/HyTtkW0.jpg%5B/timg%5D)  
> The official Episode 88 Title is FUCK NAZIS because fuck em. But due to some services disallowing EVIL WORDS like FUCK I had to self censor… by using an already existing variation of the RUN DMC logo that is popular in Germany. Anyway, PPV time!
> 
> #1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch  
> Yeah, sure, just have her go against Shakedown. Damn IGgy!  
> Arcade Legend ASS vs. Mr. Shakedown
> 
> Just gonna say it: Explosion-chan wins.
> 
> #2 Seven Deadly Pins  
> HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA—  
> Vacation Skeleton vs. Dash Rendar vs. Spitbal vs. Bone Idol vs. Lea Lionheart vs. Maya Northwind vs. Kayu Zakisaka vs. Team Skull Grunt Blue
> 
> That one was interesting and like it often does it really heated up near the end. And the finishing sequence was Kayu eliminating Vacation Skeleton with her Finishing Cross Body off the top rope and while she was still down recovering Lea dropped the Make-A-Wish on her, Smokin’ Sexy Style, for the win.
> 
> Scene: Freddie, Tara and Sexton talk about their upcoming matches
> 
> #3 Singles Match  
> The two recent Young Devil Graduates clash with their teacher as a referee.  
> Sexton Blud vs. Tara Milleneon with Freddie Hope as a Special Referee
> 
> Lots of heavy hard hits, lots of spinning. And eventually Sexton hits a Reverse Michinoku Driver for the 1-2-3
> 
> #4 Singles Match  
> KNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE  
> Isabel Ibarra vs. Harley Havik
> 
> Another fast and hard one. We finish with Isabel hitting a Pop-up Powerbomb on Harley and following it with a Reverse Firebird Splash, earning her the win.
> 
> #5 Singles Match  
> They both delivered consistently good matches. I’m jinxing it by saying it here.  
> Koji Kojinaka vs. Danny V5
> 
> They went toe to toe early, playing more or less by Koji’s rules. But soon Danny seized opportunity and hit the V5 early on. It was not enough for the win but Koji was both hit really hard and out of his element now. The Ace of Two Hells managed to go against Danny for a good while longer before he hit the V5 a second time and won.
> 
> #6 Super VACANT Open Challenge II  
> Maybe we’ll have a Turbo version one day. Get on it Capcom!
> 
> Star Pilot Flamander vs. Derrick Brizen vs. Majin Bob Sapp vs. F.O.E. vs. VACANT
> 
> Surprise this now takes place in a weird barbed wire hell with weapons. And shit. We got a star studded Roster with Retro Flamander, Derrick Brizen and Majin Bob Sapp going against VACANT. F.O.E. was eliminated first at 7 minutes, Flamander second at 10 minutes. Bob Sapp at almost 14 minutes. And after nearly 26 minutes Derrick Brizen finally stayed down after being cut open right at the start of the match. VACANT retains.
> 
> Scene: IGgy tries to hype up Ricc while Skullistair sits in the corner patiently and seductively.
> 
> #7 Underworld Darkweight Championship  
> An actual skeleton challenges a grandmaster of Thicc Won Do?  
> Skullistair vs. Ricc 2 Thicc
> 
> Shit, fuck, they went forever. The first 25 or so minutes of the match have Ricc dominate but Skullistair somehow never backing down. Then after a long time Skullistair finally gets some real offense in, things are looking up. They even hit a canadian destroyer but then… Thicctory Roll for like the fourth time in this match. Skullistair cannot lift their shoulders anymore.
> 
> #8 Legion Tag Championship  
> Hey, if The Fun Gang win this Fomore will have held every pre-Pokeymanz title!  
> The Fun Gang (Fomore + DCB) vs. SHA-MO
> 
> Let’s cut to the finish, shall we? DCB throws out Lightning, and climbs the top rope. Perched to await Lighting rising to his feet for a big dive the ref counts to 5 and The Fun Gang is disqualified. The Fun Gang curse continues!
> 
> #9 Infernal Hellweight Championship  
> They faced each other before… in a tag match. Tommy Wiseau was Angus’ tag partner.  
> Freddie Hope vs. Angus McMutton
> 
> One of the most straight-forward matches of the night. There was a lot of back and forth. Angus did the Tru Bru several times but most of the time on the outside. Freddie usually hit the Last Hope on the inside but throwing Angus to the outside with it. Until the end when Angus threw Freddie back in the ring to signal to him to better do the fucking move on the inside. Which he then immediately did to defeat Angus. Freddie is our new Hellweight Champ.

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