# OHPW - Business May Die \[Fire Pro Wrestling World\] **URL:** \ **Category:** Streams\ **Tags:** stream, games\ **Created:** [January 3, 2019, 8:30pm UTC](https://www.lp.zone/t/ohpw-business-may-die-fire-pro-wrestling-world/3555 "2019-01-03T20:30:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 13
**Author:** ![IGgy](https://www.lp.zone/user_avatar/www.lp.zone/iggy/32/85008_2.png) [@IGgy](https://www.lp.zone/u/IGgy)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2020, 5:09pm UTC](https://www.lp.zone/t/ohpw-business-may-die-fire-pro-wrestling-world/3555/241 "2020-05-20T17:09:05Z")
[Week 69: Number](https://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/fixedtime.html?msg=OHPW+-+Week+69+%40+twitch.tv%2FIGgy_IGsen&iso=20200523T23&p1=37&ah=2) The skeleton wars have concluded and the only way to win was to either participate in it directly or view them. However, not doing either is very boring and means you are a capital L Loser! Ah well, but we’ll now settle back into a weekly routine with our 69th episode. This number has no significance or memetic exclamations of how pleasurable it is to see that number to it at all (That I’m aware of, do prove me wrong if I’m wrong.) Plumeria is still the Jabroni and Vacation Skeleton is challenging her. Mainly due to exiting the Roll Dem Bones first. Not because they did poorly but because they didn’t even give us spring break. That oughta be punished. Sexton will go against Steve Dirt. I usually don’t give special mention to these but Sexton has had an encounter with Steve before. Feel free to watch it [here](https://youtu.be/ArthUJwjRTc?t=70). It wasn’t on the main Roster so I reckon not as many people have seen it. In that match Sexton just took ALL of the shit. And Florida Man was also there. Moving to our Main Event, Spitbal gets to challenge Dash for the Darkweight Title. And oh yeah, the Family Man, the Pokeymanz champ is in a match. So if he’s the one to take the fall the title will change hands. #1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch Plumeria (“c”) vs. Vacation Skeleton #2 Singles Match Sexton Thicc vs. Steve Dirt #3 Five-Way (First Fall) Anna May vs. Family Man (p) vs. Suman vs. Cocademon vs. Mina Park #4 Singles Match Maya Northwind vs. Koji Kojinaka #5 Singles Match Fomore vs. Hayley Simmons #6 Tag Team Match Real Beer Float vs. School of Slam #7 Underworld Darkweight Championship Spitbal vs. Dash Rendar’o’spherio yo (c) ---
**Author:** ![IGgy](https://www.lp.zone/user_avatar/www.lp.zone/iggy/32/85008_2.png) [@IGgy](https://www.lp.zone/u/IGgy)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2020, 8:43pm UTC](https://www.lp.zone/t/ohpw-business-may-die-fire-pro-wrestling-world/3555/242 "2020-05-23T20:43:59Z")
Going live now and starting in 15 minutes [https://www.twitch.tv/iggy\_igsen](https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen) Here’s the match card again: #1 Plumeria (“c”) vs. Vacation Skeleton for the Jabroni Royale #2 Sexton Thicc vs. Steve Dirt #3 Anna May vs. Family Man vs. Suman vs. Cocademon vs. Mina Park #4 Maya Northwind vs. Koji Kojinaka #5 Fomore vs. Hayley Simmons #6 Real Beer Float vs. School of Slam #7 Spitbal vs. Dash Rendar (c) for the Darkweight Title ---
**Author:** ![IGgy](https://www.lp.zone/user_avatar/www.lp.zone/iggy/32/85008_2.png) [@IGgy](https://www.lp.zone/u/IGgy)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2020, 12:29pm UTC](https://www.lp.zone/t/ohpw-business-may-die-fire-pro-wrestling-world/3555/243 "2020-05-24T12:29:59Z")
[Week 69: Number](https://youtu.be/9djO1KdsTKo) - [(Twitch VOD)](https://www.twitch.tv/videos/630042453) ![](https://i.imgur.com/HkpbIlB.gif) > [@Match Card and Results](#): > > [Week 69: Number](https://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/fixedtime.html?msg=OHPW+-+Week+69+%40+twitch.tv%2FIGgy_IGsen&iso=20200523T23&p1=37&ah=2) > The skeleton wars have concluded and the only way to win was to either participate in it directly or view them. However, not doing either is very boring and means you are a capital L Loser! > > Ah well, but we’ll now settle back into a weekly routine with our 69th episode. This number has no significance or memetic exclamations of how pleasurable it is to see that number to it at all (That I’m aware of, do prove me wrong if I’m wrong.) > > Plumeria is still the Jabroni and Vacation Skeleton is challenging her. Mainly due to exiting the Roll Dem Bones first. Not because they did poorly but because they didn’t even give us spring break. That oughta be punished. > Sexton will go against Steve Dirt. I usually don’t give special mention to these but Sexton has had an encounter with Steve before. Feel free to watch it [here](https://youtu.be/ArthUJwjRTc?t=70). It wasn’t on the main Roster so I reckon not as many people have seen it. In that match Sexton just took ALL of the shit. And Florida Man was also there. > Moving to our Main Event, Spitbal gets to challenge Dash for the Darkweight Title. > And oh yeah, the Family Man, the Pokeymanz champ is in a match. So if he’s the one to take the fall the title will change hands. > > #1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch > Plumeria (“c”) vs. Vacation Skeleton > > Oh boy. Both of them decided it was cool to just run into the barbed wire on purpose. It’s kinda expected of Vacation Skeleton to do silly things but Plumeria is more trying to not keep the Jabroni for another week. However, this was another win for Explosion-chan > > #2 Singles Match > Sexton Thicc vs. Steve Dirt > > Much better than Sexton’s last showing against Steve Dirt (link is a bit further up in the introduction if you wanna see it) but he was still defeated by Steve Dirt. Now Sexton will embark on a journey to hone his craft elsewhere. > > #3 Five-Way (First Fall) > Anna May vs. Family Man (p) vs. Suman vs. Cocademon vs. Mina Park > > With the Pokeymanz champ in the match there’s always the chance for a title change. However, since the title only changes via actually eliminating the person who holds it, not via winning the match, this was not the case. Anna May takes the W by pinning Cocademon. > > #4 Singles Match > Maya Northwind vs. Koji Kojinaka > > Hard fought but Maya proves that she truly shines when she’s the underdog and defeated Koji using her signature maneuver, a run-up flippy senton. > > Scene: Dash Rendar is backstage and talks about winning a title due to Vacation Skeleton ducking him and how he still wants to face VS. So VS, feeling bad about the whole thing, promises they’ll have their match as soon as possible Since Dash wants it at a PPV this probably means next PPV. Or does it??? Vacation Skeleton also demands a list of things they are supposed to be mad at because Dash is mad that VS isn’t mad at him??? This is our hottest angle right now. > > #5 Singles Match > Fomore vs. Hayley Simmons > > There was a real back and forth here. The key moment was probably when they were on the outside and Fomore just dominated Hayley for a while. She barely managed to make it back in the ring before the count reached 20. The damage was sone and Hayley couldn’t hold out much longer, Fomore wins! > > #6 Tag Team Match > Real Beer Float vs. School of Slam > > The tides shifted multiple times in this match but when Sadim it 1001 Arabian nights, which has never been kicked out of, it was over. Well, not right away, it was a rope break. But Sadim followed it immediately with the Camel Clutch for the win. > > #7 Underworld Darkweight Championship > Spitbal vs. Dash Rendar’o’spherio yo (c) > > Spitbal using his robot arms to his advantage all throughout the match and withstanding Dash’s fiercest attacks. Even then I didn’t think he’d beat Dash, but he did! Spitbal is the new Darkweight Champion! ---
**Author:** ![IGgy](https://www.lp.zone/user_avatar/www.lp.zone/iggy/32/85008_2.png) [@IGgy](https://www.lp.zone/u/IGgy)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2020, 7:01pm UTC](https://www.lp.zone/t/ohpw-business-may-die-fire-pro-wrestling-world/3555/244 "2020-05-27T19:01:15Z")
[Week 70: List of Misdeeds](https://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/fixedtime.html?msg=OHPW+-+Week+70+%40+twitch.tv%2FIGgy_IGsen&iso=20200530T23&p1=37&ah=2) On one hand I feel sorry for Plumeria having to go against someone as dominant as Dash has been since his transformation to godhood, since he’s only there because I hate him so much that I don’t really need much of an excuse to put him in the Jabroni Royale for the millionth time. Ah well. Last week was Sexton’s last Young Devil match in OHPW, this week will be Tara’s. With the Bunny Title gone and VACANT’s Open Challenge happening more rarely now we have more time to actually give people singles matches. We even got some of our Main Eventers just having matches here, Check out Freddie in the four-way, Flamander standing in the way of ASS as she tries to add him to her list of Bosses she’s beaten. And Maya is up against Pantha! Curious to see how that’ll go. And finally, in our main event, we got SoS make an attempt at winning the Legion Tag Titles from Pineapple Pizza #1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch Plumeria (“c”) vs. Dash Rendar #2 Singles Match Tara McFly vs. Nawt A Robutt #3 Singles Match Super Samio vs. Weeb Weaver #4 Four-Way Josef Dub vs. Undeddie Guerrero vs. Freddie Hope vs. Team Skull Grunt Blue #5 Singles Match Arcade Legend ASS vs. Hellranger Flamander #6 Singles Match Maya Northwind vs. Pantha #7 Legion Tag Championship School of Slam vs. Pineapple Pizza (c) ---
**Author:** ![IGgy](https://www.lp.zone/user_avatar/www.lp.zone/iggy/32/85008_2.png) [@IGgy](https://www.lp.zone/u/IGgy)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2020, 8:43pm UTC](https://www.lp.zone/t/ohpw-business-may-die-fire-pro-wrestling-world/3555/245 "2020-05-30T20:43:56Z")
Going live now and starting in 15 minutes [https://www.twitch.tv/iggy\_igsen](https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen) Here’s the match card again: #1 Plumeria (“c”) vs. Dash Rendar for the Jabroni Royale #2 Tara McFly vs. Nawt A Robutt #3 Super Samio vs. Weeb Weaver #4 Josef Dub vs. Undeddie Guerrero vs. Freddie Hope vs. Team Skull Grunt Blue #5 Arcade Legend ASS vs. Hellranger Flamander #6 Maya Northwind vs. Pantha #7 School of Slam vs. Pineapple Pizza (c) for the Legion Tag Titles ---
**Author:** ![IGgy](https://www.lp.zone/user_avatar/www.lp.zone/iggy/32/85008_2.png) [@IGgy](https://www.lp.zone/u/IGgy)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2020, 12:33pm UTC](https://www.lp.zone/t/ohpw-business-may-die-fire-pro-wrestling-world/3555/246 "2020-05-31T12:33:49Z")
[Week 70: List of Misdeeds](https://youtu.be/vOlsh5LzTQw) - [(Twitch VOD)](https://www.twitch.tv/videos/636793638) ![](https://i.imgur.com/5cO7AEK.gif) The only way this moment could be more OHPW was if the ref had gone and checked Freddie holding the chair instead of the submission despite this being No DQ > [@Match Card and Results](#): > > [Week 70: List of Misdeeds](https://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/fixedtime.html?msg=OHPW+-+Week+70+%40+twitch.tv%2FIGgy_IGsen&iso=20200530T23&p1=37&ah=2) > > On one hand I feel sorry for Plumeria having to go against someone as dominant as Dash has been since his transformation to godhood, since he’s only there because I hate him so much that I don’t really need much of an excuse to put him in the Jabroni Royale for the millionth time. Ah well. > > Last week was Sexton’s last Young Devil match in OHPW, this week will be Tara’s. With the Bunny Title gone and VACANT’s Open Challenge happening more rarely now we have more time to actually give people singles matches. We even got some of our Main Eventers just having matches here, Check out Freddie in the four-way, Flamander standing in the way of ASS as she tries to add him to her list of Bosses she’s beaten. And Maya is up against Pantha! Curious to see how that’ll go. And finally, in our main event, we got SoS make an attempt at winning the Legion Tag Titles from Pineapple Pizza > > Scene: Dash is dumb as fuck (hands over the List of things he thinks he did to Vacation Skeleton and it turns that never happened. But VS promises to pretend to be mad anyway. > > #1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch > Plumeria (“c”) vs. Dash Rendar > > Oh shit, this went bloody quick! There were only two bad things about this match. First: Dash was in it. Second: Dash survived the explosion and won… > > #2 Singles Match > Tara McFly vs. Nawt A Robutt > > Tara Mcfly graduated from being a Young Devil by taking the Tokyo Thunderwave of Death 20XX > > #3 Singles Match > Super Samio vs. Weeb Weaver > > Nice quick match that went to Weeb after they did their finisher for the first time… now the finisher is the Tarantula, a submission that uses the ropes for leverage. So it’s illegal. But they won with a 450 splash immediately afterwards. > > #4 Four-Way > Josef Dub vs. Undeddie Guerrero vs. Freddie Hope vs. Team Skull Grunt Blue > > Two notorious lowblowers and one occasional lowblower and one guy who doesn’t do that stuff. This match was exactly what you’d expect. Excpet for the fact that the least likely person won. Blue pins Freddie! > > #5 Singles Match > Arcade Legend ASS vs. Hellranger Flamander > > This match slapped. ASS took most of the offense, even taking three Snakes early on but managed to mount an impressive comeback before succumbing to the fourth and final snake. > > #6 Singles Match > Maya Northwind vs. Pantha > > Where the previous match was drawn out more, this one was fast and to the point. Pantha showed why she was champ and Maya proved that she can hang but ultimately couldn’t get the win against Pantha. > > #7 Legion Tag Championship > School of Slam vs. Pineapple Pizza (c) > > School of Slam debuted their revolutionary new tactic of not tagging every few minutes and guess what? It worked. Pineapple Pizza didn’t go down without a fight but all the heavy hits came from SoS, making them champs once more! Pineapple Pizza successfully defended the Titles two times. ---
**Author:** ![IGgy](https://www.lp.zone/user_avatar/www.lp.zone/iggy/32/85008_2.png) [@IGgy](https://www.lp.zone/u/IGgy)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2020, 5:27pm UTC](https://www.lp.zone/t/ohpw-business-may-die-fire-pro-wrestling-world/3555/247 "2020-06-03T17:27:50Z")
[Week 71: To the Slaughter](https://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/fixedtime.html?msg=OHPW+-+Week+71+%40+twitch.tv%2FIGgy_IGsen&iso=20200606T23&p1=37&ah=2) As we near FUCK DA POLICE we try to set the matches for said show into stone. Criminal Sanity team up for the first time in a long time against The Fun Gang to see who gets to face the School of Slam next week. Meanwhile, Pantha and Flamander have a rematch. Their last bout was quite a while ago. Episode 12, in fact. We’re on 71 now, holy fuck. Whoever wins will move on to face Grace for the Hellweight Title. If Pantha wins she will get her chance to recapture the big one, if Flamander wins he’ll get a RUBBAH MATCH! against Grace, who defeated him in the finals of the Tournament that got her her title match in the first place. Vacation Skeleton and Dash Rendar are also nowhere to be seen on this card, perhaps this means the time has finally come? What could possibly go wrong to prevent the fated showdown between the two to finally occur? The episode Title is To the Slaughter and so far my episode titles have never lied [citation needed]. I wonder who could be brought, to the slaughter? The full card is below: #1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch Plumeria (“c”) vs. Josef Dub #2 Singles Match Hank Muscles vs. Palpatine #3 Tornado Tag Match Space Wizards vs. The Union (Angus and N-T Punk) #4 Singles Match Maya Northwind vs. Great Maharaja #5 Legion Tag No. 1 Contender Match Criminal Sanity (EGO and Mimic) vs. The Fun Gang (DCB and Nawt A Robutt) #6 Hellweight No. 1 Contender Match Pantha vs. Flamander #7 Seven Deadly Pins Kelsey Slaughter vs. Agnes Paragon vs. Harmony Gray vs. Lemuel Post vs. Haz Matt vs. Team Skull Grunt Pink vs. Hobo One Kevodki vs. Harley Havik ---
**Author:** ![IGgy](https://www.lp.zone/user_avatar/www.lp.zone/iggy/32/85008_2.png) [@IGgy](https://www.lp.zone/u/IGgy)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2020, 8:44pm UTC](https://www.lp.zone/t/ohpw-business-may-die-fire-pro-wrestling-world/3555/248 "2020-06-06T20:44:06Z")
Going live now and starting in 15 minutes [https://www.twitch.tv/iggy\_igsen](https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen) Here’s the match card again: #1 Plumeria (“c”) vs. Josef Dub for the Jabroni Royale #2 Hank Muscles vs. Palpatine #3 Space Wizards vs. The Union #4 Maya Northwind vs. Great Maharaja #5 Criminal Sanity vs. The Fun Gang #6 Pantha vs. Flamander #7 Seven Deadly Pins feat. Harley Havik (c) ---
**Author:** ![IGgy](https://www.lp.zone/user_avatar/www.lp.zone/iggy/32/85008_2.png) [@IGgy](https://www.lp.zone/u/IGgy)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2020, 11:58am UTC](https://www.lp.zone/t/ohpw-business-may-die-fire-pro-wrestling-world/3555/249 "2020-06-07T11:58:30Z")
[Week 71: To the Slaughter](https://youtu.be/PHTeS9wWv40) - [(Twitch VOD)](https://www.twitch.tv/videos/643427533) ![](https://i.imgur.com/NDjk6Pp.gif) > [@Match Card and Results](#): > > [Week 71: To the Slaughter](https://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/fixedtime.html?msg=OHPW+-+Week+71+%40+twitch.tv%2FIGgy_IGsen&iso=20200606T23&p1=37&ah=2) > As we near FUCK DA POLICE we try to set the matches for said show into stone. Criminal Sanity team up for the first time in a long time against The Fun Gang to see who gets to face the School of Slam next week. Meanwhile, Pantha and Flamander have a rematch. Their last bout was quite a while ago. Episode 12, in fact. We’re on 71 now, holy fuck. Whoever wins will move on to face Grace for the Hellweight Title. If Pantha wins she will get her chance to recapture the big one, if Flamander wins he’ll get a RUBBAH MATCH! against Grace, who defeated him in the finals of the Tournament that got her her title match in the first place. > > Vacation Skeleton and Dash Rendar are also nowhere to be seen on this card, perhaps this means the time has finally come? What could possibly go wrong to prevent the fated showdown between the two to finally occur? The episode Title is To the Slaughter and so far my episode titles have never lied [citation needed]. I wonder who could be brought, to the slaughter? > > The full card is below: > > #1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch > Plumeria (“c”) vs. Josef Dub > > God… the very concept of balls was crushed in this match. It even ended with a low-blow and a roll-up by Josef. > > #2 Singles Match > Hank Muscles vs. Palpatine > > Cocademon was at ringside here and would you believe it? He was not completely useless. As soon as the ref was knocked down he stepped in and helped Palpy beat up Hank. Hank had to take the Galactic Elbow one too many times and stayed down for the 3-count. > > Scene: Jane comes out in her pretend cop gear and is angry the upcoming PPV is called FUCK DA POLICE then Pig Destroyer comes out destroys Jane, says “No cops at pride” and challenges any cop to face him. Thunder shows up explains he’s no cop but there’s no real cops here anyway and wants to face him. They decide that’s a cool idea for next week and presumably go for a couple beers. > > #3 Tornado Tag Match > Space Wizards vs. The Union (Angus and N-T Punk) > > Ah yes, the chaos of a Tornado Tag match! How I missed it. It’d be Angus to get The Union their win here. > > #4 Singles Match > Maya Northwind vs. Great Maharaja > > Fragile speedster vs. an actual bear. What could possibly go wrong? There was a lot of displays of power from Maharaja and a lot of using herself as a bullet from Maya. Eventually Maya took the win with a standing moonsault. > > #5 Legion Tag No. 1 Contender Match > Criminal Sanity (EGO and Mimic) vs. The Fun Gang (DCB and Nawt A Robutt) > > Okay, count-out. Guess who caused it? I’ll give you a few secons. Yes, of course, it was DCB who counted out EGO. The Queen of Count-Outs strikes again! > > Scene: it’s quite possible that Dash Rendar’s face is next to the word “buffoonery” in a dictionary. Long Story short, he fucked himself out of facing vacation skeleton next week somehow. In fairness, it was mostly IGgy’s fault. > > #6 Hellweight No. 1 Contender Match > Pantha vs. Flamander > > The second time they meet. The first time was a longer, slower paced match. This one was a slamfest or, at one point, a rana-fest. Heave hits all throughout, under 14 minutes. Flamander takes the win with his Senton Atomico and moves on to face Grace again next week. > > #7 Seven Deadly Pins > Kelsey Slaughter vs. Agnes Paragon vs. Harmony Gray vs. Lemuel Post vs. Haz Matt vs. Team Skull Grunt Pink vs. Hobo One Kevodki vs. Harley Havik > > We are continuing our trend of the Grunts, the people thought to be the most unlikely winners in any match, even after being the longest reigning tag champs, winning everything. Grunt Pink wins. ---
**Author:** ![IGgy](https://www.lp.zone/user_avatar/www.lp.zone/iggy/32/85008_2.png) [@IGgy](https://www.lp.zone/u/IGgy)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2020, 7:15pm UTC](https://www.lp.zone/t/ohpw-business-may-die-fire-pro-wrestling-world/3555/250 "2020-06-10T19:15:28Z")
[Week 72: FUCK THE POLICE](https://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/fixedtime.html?msg=OHPW+-+Week+72%3A+FUCK+THE+POLICE+%40+twitch.tv%2FIGgy_IGsen&iso=20200613T23&p1=37&ah=2) It’s what now? Our eighteenth PPV? What am I doing with my life? Oh, right! ![](https://i.imgur.com/phkjjFT.jpg) In the spirit of this PPV encourage you to check out [itch.io’s bundle for racial justice and equality](https://itch.io/b/520/bundle-for-racial-justice-and-equality). More games than you’ll ever play for a cause worth staying angry about. Now to the show: Fomore is ready to use the ACAB on Apollo. Apollo’s not a cop, to be clear! But he does report people to the mods. We got Family Man and Steve Dirt teaming up for the first time on screen against Criminal Sanity. Due to the Pokeymanz Cvrse that Family Man is currently holding it’s automatically No DQ Falls Count Anywhere. We also have the ultimate blood feud of Mina Park and Anna May (they both have anime faces, that’s why they are feuding, or not? I think they just wanna cause some mayhem.) The Fung Gang challenge for the Legion Tag titles against School of Slam. Will they finally achieve a canonical title reign? Or are the cursed to be a part of IGgy’s distinct but also nonsensical lineage. Last week Pig Destroyer appeared to destroy Inspector Jane but was then challenged by Cock Thunder. It’s just too big lads throwing each other around. Finally! The match Dash Rendar wanted all this time! Vacation Skeleton vs. the Darkweight Champ! Yup, exactly what Dash wanted and nothing else. But then it’s finally time for the big one. By defeating Pantha Hellranger Flamander earned the right to face Grace Thoruson for the Hellweight Title despite having lost to her in the tournament that got her the title shot in the first place. This may become Flamander’s first reign or cement Grace’s if she can defeat this all-time great for the second time in a row. The full card is, as always, below: #1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch Plumeria (“c”) vs. Agnes Paragon #2 Seven Deadly Pins Ryu vs. Manic Misanthrope vs. Boob Marley vs. Danny V5 vs. Lea Lionheart vs. Florida Man vs. Cock Lightning vs. Team Skull Grunt Pink (c) #3 Singles Match Fomore vs. Apollo #4 Tag Team Match Family Man & Steve Dirt vs. Criminal Sanity (Undeddie & Shakedown) #5 Landmine Deathmatch Mina Park vs. Anna May #6 Legion Tag Championships The Fun Gang (DCB and N. A. Robutt) vs. School of Slam (c) #7 Singles Match Pig Destroyer vs. Cock Thunder #8 Underworld Darkweight Championship Vacation Skeleton vs. Spitbal (c) #9 Infernal Hellweight Championship Hellranger Flamander vs. Grace Thoruson (c) ---
**Author:** ![IGgy](https://www.lp.zone/user_avatar/www.lp.zone/iggy/32/85008_2.png) [@IGgy](https://www.lp.zone/u/IGgy)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2020, 8:44pm UTC](https://www.lp.zone/t/ohpw-business-may-die-fire-pro-wrestling-world/3555/251 "2020-06-13T20:44:10Z")
Going live and starting OHPW, in about 15 minutes [https://www.twitch.tv/iggy\_igsen](https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen) Today we have a Special Event: FUCK THE POLICE! We’re collecting money for a collection of BLM Bail and Aid Funds. I’ll be matching all donations up to a total of 100 Euros. ![](https://i.imgur.com/lyuLPPG.jpg) #1 Plumeria (“c”) vs. Agnes Paragon for the Jabroni Royale #2 Seven Deadly Pins feat. Team Skull Grunt Pink (c) #3 Fomore vs. Apollo #4 Family Man & Steve Dirt vs. Ciminal Sanity #5 Mina Park vs. Anna May #6 The Fun Gang vs. School of Slam (c) for the Legion Tag Titles #7 Pig Destroyer vs. Cock Thunder #8 Vacation Skeleton vs. Spitbal (c) for the Darkweight Title #9 Hellranger Flamander vs. Grace Thoruson (c) for the Hellweight Title ---
**Author:** ![IGgy](https://www.lp.zone/user_avatar/www.lp.zone/iggy/32/85008_2.png) [@IGgy](https://www.lp.zone/u/IGgy)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2020, 12:00pm UTC](https://www.lp.zone/t/ohpw-business-may-die-fire-pro-wrestling-world/3555/252 "2020-06-14T12:00:39Z")
[Week 72: FUCK THE POLICE](https://youtu.be/cdDioEPrZXg) - [(Twitch VOD)](https://www.twitch.tv/videos/650142779) ![](https://i.imgur.com/Ut1q1zL.gif) > [@Match Card and Results](#): > > [Week 72: FUCK THE POLICE](https://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/fixedtime.html?msg=OHPW+-+Week+72%3A+FUCK+THE+POLICE+%40+twitch.tv%2FIGgy_IGsen&iso=20200613T23&p1=37&ah=2) > It’s what now? Our eighteenth PPV? What am I doing with my life? Oh, right! > > ![](https://i.imgur.com/phkjjFT.jpg) > > In the spirit of this PPV encourage you to check out [itch.io’s bundle for racial justice and equality](https://itch.io/b/520/bundle-for-racial-justice-and-equality). More games than you’ll ever play for a cause worth staying angry about. > > Now to the show: > > Fomore is ready to use the ACAB on Apollo. Apollo’s not a cop, to be clear! But he does report people to the mods. > We got Family Man and Steve Dirt teaming up for the first time on screen against Criminal Sanity. Due to the Pokeymanz Cvrse that Family Man is currently holding it’s automatically No DQ Falls Count Anywhere. > We also have the ultimate blood feud of Mina Park and Anna May (they both have anime faces, that’s why they are feuding, or not? I think they just wanna cause some mayhem.) > The Fung Gang challenge for the Legion Tag titles against School of Slam. Will they finally achieve a canonical title reign? Or are the cursed to be a part of IGgy’s distinct but also nonsensical lineage. > Last week Pig Destroyer appeared to destroy Inspector Jane but was then challenged by Cock Thunder. It’s just too big lads throwing each other around. > Finally! The match Dash Rendar wanted all this time! Vacation Skeleton vs. the Darkweight Champ! Yup, exactly what Dash wanted and nothing else. > But then it’s finally time for the big one. By defeating Pantha Hellranger Flamander earned the right to face Grace Thoruson for the Hellweight Title despite having lost to her in the tournament that got her the title shot in the first place. This may become Flamander’s first reign or cement Grace’s if she can defeat this all-time great for the second time in a row. > > The full card is, as always, below: > > #1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch > Plumeria (“c”) vs. Agnes Paragon > > After a lo of complaining that there’s not enough blood there eventually was blood. Also the ring exploded again, so this is a “draw” or rather another win for Explosion-chan > > Scene: Satan says Trans Rights > > #2 Seven Deadly Pins > Ryu vs. Manic Misanthrope vs. Boob Marley vs. Danny V5 vs. Lea Lionheart vs. Florida Man vs. Cock Lightning vs. Team Skull Grunt Pink (c) > > As is tradition at this point, the champ was yout first. And somehow Manic could hold out until the very end and actually take the entire match despite his usual weakness for all match types other than singles matches. > > #3 Singles Match > Fomore vs. Apollo > > This match was not what most people expected. I mean, we know that Fomore uses a lot of submissions but Apollo only uses a handful. It turned out they tried to submit each other with a variety of arm holds. Fomore emerges victorious in the end but not for a lack of trying on Apollo’s part. > > #4 Tag Team Match > Family Man & Steve Dirt vs. Criminal Sanity (Undeddie & Shakedown) > > Okay… the outside soon turned into a pile of all kinds of garbage when Steve Dirt took to the outside. At one point steve even kept both opponents at bay on the outside in this Falls Count Anywhere match so Family Man could recover… and… yeah. Family Man started doing it again. Suddenly doing actually effective moves and even submitting Mr. Shakedown who he barely lost to last month at skeleton wars 2 > > #5 Landmine Deathmatch > Mina Park vs. Anna May > > Aw, I wanted more violence. There were the usual antics but Anna hit the Crunchyroll relatively early on for the win. > > #6 Legion Tag Championships > The Fun Gang (DCB and N. A. Robutt) vs. School of Slam (c) > > C’mon DCB! She must have been so lost in thought about her big losing streak days that she forgot to interrupt Sadim hitting 1001 Arabian Nights, a move that continues to be never kicked out of (as far as I remember) > > #7 Singles Match > Pig Destroyer vs. Cock Thunder > > I was pretty sure this was gonna be a fun one when we started but I didn’t know it would turn into this absolute clinic. the Marty Scurll & Okada Award of this show goes to these two. Congrats. Note: I understand that it wasn’t Scurll’s or Okada’s fault that the original ALL IN’s main event had to be cut short but it was more because every thing else also went a little long. Still, I’ll always use this as a joke. > > #8 Underworld Darkweight Championship > Vacation Skeleton vs. Spitbal (c) > > Wow. We didn’t even see Spring Break or Going on Vacation but this is still the quintessential Vacation Skeleton Match because this was a title match that they won… by count-out. So no title change. The finish ruled, though. The episode gif is the finish (only I made it loop) > > #9 Infernal Hellweight Championship > Hellranger Flamander vs. Grace Thoruson (c) > > They went and they went hard. This wasn’t the long epic battle Pig Destroyer and Thunder had, this was the fast and hard kinda affair where they hit all their big moves and do it repeatedly. And they still went over 18 minutes before one of them finally stayed down. The winner AND STILL Infernal Hellweight Champion is Grace Thoruson! The below post is what would have normally gone on my Patreon, which I’m no longer using. I’ll probably retrofit old updates with the posts I wrote for them too, unfortunately this is a bit more work than simply copying and pasting something. This post will not blank out spoilers, so make sure to watch the show first if you care about that. Instead what will be spoilered is stuff that goes a bit into behind the scenes “what could have been” territory. * * * > I think it’s safe to say that Fuck the Police was a huge success. Not only was the show itself fun but we also raised 100 Euros for Black Lives Matter Aid Funds. Which I matched, so it’s more like 200 Euros. Big thanks to everyone who donated, spread the world or simply watched and enjoyed. > > I don’t think anyone is doubting that I actually donated the money so here is a certificate. > ![](https://i.imgur.com/2raOlc3.png) > Well, there goes my luxury budget for the month… but honestly? This is more important. > > 220 Dollars amounts to very slightly less than 200 Euros, I didn’t properly convert it, but I like to think that this has been made up by what I gave for [itch.io’s Bundle for Racial Justice and Equality](https://itch.io/b/520/bundle-for-racial-justice-and-equality) which by the way, is still a thing you can get as of right now. > > I stayed clear of running fundraisers so far because I felt that a lot of people respond to stuff like this with cynicism, alleging that someone just wants to look good by doing something and so on. I’ve seen it happen. There’s also the fact that I’m pretty small fry and wasn’t confident in actually raising any meaningful amount. I don’t normally like to use my show as a political platform either (which isn’t to say OHPW is apolitical, nothing is) but in times like these, I think it’s important to have a stance and represent it. The protests sparked by centuries of oppression going on right now may end up being one of the most important events of our lifetime, after all. And I’m glad we reached our goal here. > > As for the show itself? I’m really happy with how it turned out. One thing that was immediately different (aside from the giant progress bar for our fundraiser, gotta keep that front and center) was the absence of the match timer. Which I had to mod out myself using the Unity Asset Bundle Extractor to replace the in-game files with completely blank versions. Weirdly, the numbers and the colon were in two different archives. This is something I wanted to do for a while. And there’s a mod that removes the entire UI, but that, unfortunately, includes the pinfall-, count-out and down-count numbers which I want to keep. Essentially I felt the timer got brought up too much in matches, especially if they went long. I also think not knowing exactly how long a match is until the actual post-match screen reveals it makes us judge the match less on that and more on what it actually is. I think it helped. There was no “It’s short/long BUT fun” and more “It’s short/long AND fun” > > The following info has already been shared in the discord but it is stuff that would have normally gone on Patreon if I still maintained that. First, All the Young Devils are on excursion now. And when they come back their movesets and behaviour will be informed by who they faced. However, they are all different people, so they might take a lesson learned from facing someone and interpret it differently than one of the others did. There’s also the X-Factor of them going somewhere and learning there. Here’s who they faced before taking off into the world. > > Hank Muscles: > Weeb Weaver > Manic Misanthrope > Palpatine > > Tara McFly: > Harley Havik > Grace Thoruson > Nawt a Robutt > > Sexton Thicc: > (Palpatine) (happened during the 4 on 4 tag match in Episode 36) > Vacation Skeleton > Steve Dirt > > Additionally, each of them named a favorite wrestler way back on Episode 36 when they first showed up. For Hank it’s none other than Freddie Hope who trained all three of the Young Devils. Tara is a fan of Kushida, though she believed Back in the Future was a fictional movie for a long time. And Sexton admired Rikishi’s willingness to use his ass for the good of mankind but also 1-2-3 kids sheer heart. I have not actually worked on anyone’s return-persona yet. But I have a solid idea regarding some of them. > > Up next is the fact that we have a bit of a roster problem. We had 77 people but I cut it down. Essentially I removed some characters by people who no longer seem to follow the shows (But, c’mon, I can never remove Vacation Skeleton.) There were also some characters that I wouldn’t describe as original. Such as Mr. Shakedown for example, that I’ll reserve the right to keep some of those. There’s also characters I put a lot of myself into, such as Fomore who underwent quite the change since their original debut. I’ll never claim ownership of the character or the concept but I’ll keep people like this as well. That said… I actually lowered the roster to 65 people. Oh, plus the 3 Young Devils. And oh… there’s Pig Destroyer who I only wanted to use for the one match, but it was so good I decided to keep him. That puts us to… oh, nice. > > I’ll also take some time to talk about my favorite mod and how I used it in this episode. Extended Movelists. It’s a versatile tool that, in simple terms, allows people to give wrestlers more moves than there are moveslots (by putting multiple moves in one slot). Most people use this for variety. To have maybe one punch and then one slightly different punch. Or a move variation. Such as having a powerbomb and a tiger bomb in the same slot. However, I use it mainly to add storytelling to matches. The outcomes still are not predetermined but I see nothing wrong to nudge the actors in a match a certain way. Here’s what I did to Flamander. I’ll spoiler it because we’re “shooting” here and this is behind the scenes info that, if this were real wrestling, would be reported by them “dirtsheets” > > Flamander doesn’t normally have a grounded Dragon Screw, I set the standing Dragon Screw → grounded Dragon Screw up specifically so it could mirror Grace. There would have also been a chance of him doing the modified Single Leg Boston Crab he tapped to in the tournament match against Grace. I set that move to happen only if Grace’s spirit is incredibly low, meaning if Flamander had done it he would have (most likely) won with it. > > Now, as you can tell this did not come to pass. Had Flamander won the match it might not even necessarily have happened that way. I still find it important to make things happen as organically as possible so I’ll never force a specific finish like this. But if it had happened it would have been a nice bit of storytelling. > > Oh boy, this post is getting rather long. But there’s one more thing. I added the last three matches on the card to my highlights. > > Pig Destroyer vs. Thunder - Wow, I never thought it’d go that long. I’ll be honest, Pig Destroyer was supposed to be a one-time special attraction for this match specifically, which is why I tested matches to see who he meshed with. Thunder was the choice here, but I didn’t know it’d pay off like this. It went stupid long and somehow didn’t get boring. I think Pig Destroyer might be sticking around after all. In terms of wrestling, this made both winner and loser look strong too. > > Vacation Skeleton vs. Spitbal - It’s all the finish baybee! That’s what elevates it, despite a lack of Spring Break and Going on Vacation this is the quintessential VS match because they won a title match… via count-out… again! Which means they don’t win the title… again. At this point, it’s gotta be on purpose. > > Flamander vs. Grace - Grace had it a bit rough. She started out actually losing a lot and then during the Hellfire Tournament 2020 suddenly beat everybody, beat high profile opponents too, beat Flamander to win it. Then moved on to defeat her best Friend for the Hellweight Title, her first defense was against Suzan Blades, the inaugural Hellweight champ and one of the strongest human beings in OHPW. And now comes Flamander again, a legend in his own right, though he never held the title. Grace beating Flamander again proves beyond doubt that none of this was a fluke and this is where she belongs. This also built on their previous match. Somewhat. Grace kept working Flamander’s leg but he was having none of it, even briefly targeting her legs. But in the end, it turned into a slam fest and we finished with the Saving Grace. > Also, Grace is currently on a 12 Match winning streak and hasn’t lost a match this year at all. To put it into perspective, in the grand scheme of things she has 18 wins and 17 losses with a 51.43% win rate. > > As said, I’ll be retrofitting previous update posts with the former Patreon extra posts. There isn’t one for some episodes and I stopped doing them for some time (now they are more of a when I feel it kind of deal.) but there’s a lot of stuff I wrote over the runtime of OHPW. It was all written at the time, though. Maybe I’ll edit in corrections (without altering the original) where it turns out I was wrong or something. I dunno. ---
**Author:** ![IGgy](https://www.lp.zone/user_avatar/www.lp.zone/iggy/32/85008_2.png) [@IGgy](https://www.lp.zone/u/IGgy)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2020, 4:26pm UTC](https://www.lp.zone/t/ohpw-business-may-die-fire-pro-wrestling-world/3555/253 "2020-06-17T16:26:43Z")
[Week 73: Nice Guy](https://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/fixedtime.html?msg=OHPW+-+Week+73%40+twitch.tv%2FIGgy_IGsen&iso=20200620T23&p1=37&ah=2) Whew, last week was something on multiple levels. Let’s see if we can return to normal after that. Well, maybe. We got Hayley who’s been in the queue for Jabroni for a while now, unfortunately. I don’t feel it’s her fault but the numbers don’t lie and they spell disaster for her. Well, they spell greater disaster for Plumeria, but we’ll see what that means. Chances are they’ll both explode. Due to a change in how I’m used at work I likely will run shows an hour earlier than usual soon. That means the original LPFWA timeslot vintage 2015 is coming back. Better for some, worse for others, I reckon. But definitely less of a headache for me. This week, though, will still be at 22:00 GMT, the exact time in your timezone you can see, as usual, following the link above. Also: The roster has been trimmed down a bit, but there will be new debuts coming soon too. Just to make sure our roster doesn’t shrink to a reasonable size or anything. Let’s see where this new cycle takes us. The match card, as always, is below: #1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch Well, it’s an 8 match losing streak vs. a 5 match losing streak, that’s why. Plumeria (“c”) vs. Hayley Simmons #2 Singles Match I like it when the small wrestler goes against the big wrestler. Maya Northwind vs. Suman #3 Tag Team Match I don’t know how many parts of FOB are dragons. But maybe we can bring it up to 2 total. 1 1/2 Dragons vs. Fallout Boys #4 Singles Match There’s no story here, these two just look like they should fight. Guzma vs. Midas Minoson #5 Singles Match Will Kayu prove herself against the dead ace? Or will he cut her down too? (Get it? His finisher is a cutter! And a cutter generally takes someone down - cut her down… ha!) Kayu Zakisaka vs. Koji Kojinaka #6 Singles Match Hahaha, get fucked Angus! Angus McMutton vs. Ricc 2 Thicc #7 Seven Deadly Pins We established that Manic Sucks at everything but singles matches, yet he won the 7DP, the title always fought for in an 8-way battle royal. The hardest title to earn, and even harder to keep. Let’s see if he can stay the Deadliest Pinner. Malfest Goat-Monster vs. Palpatine vs. Doctor Mutant vs. Arcade Legend ASS vs. Pig Destroyer vs. Jan Itor vs. Super Samio vs. Manic Misanthrope (c) ---
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Going live now and starting in 15 minutes [https://www.twitch.tv/iggy\_igsen](https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen) Here’s the match card again: #1 Plumeria (“c”) vs. Hayley Simmons #2 Maya Northwind vs. Suman #3 1/2 Dragons vs. Fallout Boys #4 Guzma vs. Midas Minoson #5 Kayu Zakisaka vs. Koji Kojinaka #6 Angus McMutton vs. Ricc 2 Thicc #7 Seven Deadly Pins feat. Manic Misanthrope (c) ---
**Author:** ![IGgy](https://www.lp.zone/user_avatar/www.lp.zone/iggy/32/85008_2.png) [@IGgy](https://www.lp.zone/u/IGgy)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2020, 11:00am UTC](https://www.lp.zone/t/ohpw-business-may-die-fire-pro-wrestling-world/3555/255 "2020-06-21T11:00:38Z")
[Week 73: Nice Guy](https://youtu.be/nL7SDgTbCZk) - [(Twitch VOD)](https://www.twitch.tv/videos/656786632) ![](https://i.imgur.com/DWYxQa5.gif) > [@Match Card and Results](#): > > [Week 73: Nice Guy](https://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/fixedtime.html?msg=OHPW+-+Week+73%40+twitch.tv%2FIGgy_IGsen&iso=20200620T23&p1=37&ah=2) > Whew, last week was something on multiple levels. Let’s see if we can return to normal after that. > Well, maybe. We got Hayley who’s been in the queue for Jabroni for a while now, unfortunately. I don’t feel it’s her fault but the numbers don’t lie and they spell disaster for her. Well, they spell greater disaster for Plumeria, but we’ll see what that means. Chances are they’ll both explode. > > Due to a change in how I’m used at work I likely will run shows an hour earlier than usual soon. That means the original LPFWA timeslot vintage 2015 is coming back. Better for some, worse for others, I reckon. But definitely less of a headache for me. This week, though, will still be at 22:00 GMT, the exact time in your timezone you can see, as usual, following the link above. > > Also: The roster has been trimmed down a bit, but there will be new debuts coming soon too. Just to make sure our roster doesn’t shrink to a reasonable size or anything. > > Let’s see where this new cycle takes us. The match card, as always, is below: > > #1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch > Well, it’s an 8 match losing streak vs. a 5 match losing streak, that’s why. > Plumeria (“c”) vs. Hayley Simmons > > Another Jabroni Match, another explosion. And they both stay down. At this point, I’m not even excited for an Explosion-chan victory anymore > > #2 Singles Match > I like it when the small wrestler goes against the big wrestler. > Maya Northwind vs. Suman > > Oh wow, this match went back and it went forth but at the end Maya just kinda went, did all the moves in a row and finished with her run-up senton for the three-count > > #3 Tag Team Match > I don’t know how many parts of FOB are dragons. But maybe we can bring it up to 2 total. > 1 1/2 Dragons vs. Fallout Boys > > Most people thought this would go to the dragons for sure. Most people were wrong. With no one in the match having a neck crank in their moveset Rick can run amok. He was the one to pin Ryu in the end after a seated Superkick > > Scene: Spit laments the count-out finish and challenges Vacation Skeleton, VS tries to say no politely bug IGgy interrupts and says it’s booked for the next PPV… poor Dash > > #4 Singles Match > There’s no story here, these two just look like they should fight. > Guzma vs. Midas Minoson > > Wow, what a shitshow. Guzma has the Grunts in his corner and knows he has a lot of leeway because of it. Midas starts bleeding early too. The match still lasted over 30 minutes somehow. And ended… in a count-out victory for Guzma. > > #5 Singles Match > Will Kayu prove herself against the dead ace? Or will he cut her down too? (Get it? His finisher is a cutter! And a cutter generally takes someone down - cut her down… ha!) > Kayu Zakisaka vs. Koji Kojinaka > > Koji and Kayu start by pacing themselves. So it comes as a bit of a shock when Kayu starts just wrecking it after a couple minutes and the match ends in just over ten minutes with Kayu as the winner. > > #6 Singles Match > Hahaha, get fucked Angus! > Angus McMutton vs. Ricc 2 Thicc > > It might not seem like it at first but this match does have some significance. Angus’ loss to VACANT played a significant part in his downfall and Ricc made an example out of VACANT in his first OHPW appearance (that wasn’t the result of a Hell’s Gate tournament) > > #7 Seven Deadly Pins > We established that Manic Sucks at everything but singles matches, yet he won the 7DP, the title always fought for in an 8-way battle royal. The hardest title to earn, and even harder to keep. Let’s see if he can stay the Deadliest Pinner. > Malfest Goat-Monster vs. Palpatine vs. Doctor Mutant vs. Arcade Legend ASS vs. Pig Destroyer vs. Jan Itor vs. Super Samio vs. Manic Misanthrope (c) > > Even though Manic, by all accounts, sucks at this match type he still made it very far, but couldn’t win. Manic was eliminated, then Samio ate an MGM Outta Nowhere on a freaking toaster and finally it was between Palpy and Goat-Monster. Shocking probably only Palpatine, Goat-Monster won. ---
**Author:** ![IGgy](https://www.lp.zone/user_avatar/www.lp.zone/iggy/32/85008_2.png) [@IGgy](https://www.lp.zone/u/IGgy)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2020, 7:30pm UTC](https://www.lp.zone/t/ohpw-business-may-die-fire-pro-wrestling-world/3555/256 "2020-06-24T19:30:49Z")
[Week 74: Promise of a Lifetime](https://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/fixedtime.html?msg=OHPW+-+Week+74+%40+twitch.tv%2FIGgy_IGsen&iso=20200627T23&p1=37&ah=2) Time for more wrasslin’ The matches are below. Ricc will destroy Plumeria (probably) and both Suzan and Harmony, former champs, are in Action. There’s also a new skeleton in town and Kayu may finally be able to prove that she’s able to follow her promise of become a champion one day. But if she makes it will she stop there? #1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch If you got beaten by Angus you get to beat Plumeria Plumeria (“c”) vs. Ricc 2 Thicc #2 Singles Match Possibly the most metal match we had yet (Both blades and slaughter are very metal concepts, y’know) Suzan Blades vs. Kelsey Slaughter #3 Tag Team Match Maybe WNA think putting ice cream into beer is magic, and thus are against it Wizards Not Allowed vs. Real Beer Float #4 Singles Match Former Champ against guy who loses pants on way to the ring sometimes. Who will win? Harmony Gray vs. Hobo One Kevodki #5 Four-Way First Fall A new skeleton is in town and they get three opponents right away. Pine Appel vs. Mimic vs. Skullistair vs. Josef Dub #6 Singles Match As different as these two may be, their styles are remarkably similar. Just one has a very large head, the other is made of rock. EGO vs. Lea Lionheart #7 Underworld Darkweight Championship Could this be? The moment Kayu rises? Or nah? We’ll see! Kayu Zakisaka vs. Spitbal (c) ---
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Going live now and starting in 15 minutes [https://www.twitch.tv/iggy\_igsen](https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen) Here’s the match card again: #1 Plumeria (“c”) vs. Ricc 2 Thicc #2 Suzan Blades vs. Kelsey Slaughter #3 Wizards Not Allowed vs. Real Beer Float #4 Harmony Gray vs. Hobo One Kevodki #5 Pine Appel vs. Mimic vs. Skullistair vs. Josef Dub #6 EGO vs. Lea Lionheart #7 Kayu Zakisaka vs. Spitbal (c) for the Darkweight Title ---
**Author:** ![IGgy](https://www.lp.zone/user_avatar/www.lp.zone/iggy/32/85008_2.png) [@IGgy](https://www.lp.zone/u/IGgy)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2020, 1:02pm UTC](https://www.lp.zone/t/ohpw-business-may-die-fire-pro-wrestling-world/3555/258 "2020-06-28T13:02:50Z")
[Week 74: Promise of a Lifetime](https://youtu.be/1RAgelIHWM4) - [(Twitch VOD)](https://www.twitch.tv/videos/663484525) ![](https://i.imgur.com/AFAECzh.gif) > [@Match Card and Results](#): > > [Week 74: Promise of a Lifetime](https://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/fixedtime.html?msg=OHPW+-+Week+74+%40+twitch.tv%2FIGgy_IGsen&iso=20200627T23&p1=37&ah=2) > Time for more wrasslin’ > The matches are below. Ricc will destroy Plumeria (probably) and both Suzan and Harmony, former champs, are in Action. There’s also a new skeleton in town and Kayu may finally be able to prove that she’s able to follow her promise to become a champion one day. But if she makes it will she stop there? > > #1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch > If you got beaten by Angus you get to beat Plumeria > Plumeria (“c”) vs. Ricc 2 Thicc > > Shocking the entire world, Plumeria beat Ricc 2 Thicc. Wait, no, Ricc won, duh! > > #2 Singles Match > Possibly the most metal match we had yet (Both blades and slaughter are very metal concepts, y’know) > Suzan Blades vs. Kelsey Slaughter > > Oh boy… Kelsey wouldn’t back down at any cost. She knew that letting Suzan get any of her heavy hitters in would be it for her so she just wouldn’t let her. However, you don’t beat Suzan Fucking Blades that easily. Kelsey used Prey Slaughtered more often than in all her matches this year combined and eventually, Suzan just had to stay down for the 1-2-3. Damn! > > #3 Tag Team Match > Maybe WNA think putting ice cream into beer is magic, and thus are against it > Wizards Not Allowed vs. Real Beer Float > > This was basically what the WNA always do. They do a couple of sick moves for a while. And then… well, either they lose or they win off of some nothing move. It’s like they do this on purpose. This time they won. > > #4 Singles Match > Former Champ against the guy who loses pants on way to the ring sometimes. Who will win? > Harmony Gray vs. Hobo One Kevodki > > Harmony as a former Hellweight Champ vs. Hobo as the first ever VACANT-Killer. Harmony, impressively, still managed to win without using the Arachnids Grip, instead opting for a deadlift Powerbomb. Of which it took multiple. > > Scene: Harmony makes her way back to the backstage area but stops near the interview-wall. There she challenges Suzan Blades to a match as she’s the one big name she didn’t get to face during her title reign. > > #5 Four-Way First Fall > A new skeleton is in town and they get three opponents right away. > Pine Appel vs. Mimic vs. Skullistair vs. Josef Dub > > Oh look, we’re still in the fuck-around phase of the match! Oh, wait, what? It’s over, how’d that happen. Josef winning via submission that targets the head? Wait wait wait wait! Submitting Mimic who doesn’t have a head? Why are we killing the business like this! And Poor Skullistair didn’t even get to show much of their cool shit in their debut! Fuck. > > #6 Singles Match > As different as these two may be, their styles are remarkably similar. Just one has a very large head, the other is made of rock. > EGO vs. Lea Lionheart > > This is what we in the business call a Slam-Fest. Not because there were many slams, no. Just a lot of hard-hitting offense in a relatively quick (though still above average in length here) singles match. Somehow, they thought of protecting the Make-A-Wish by hitting it near the ropes. This is why I use rope breaks, folks! I get to pretend there’s a deeper logic to it. Then EGO hit Super Ego Flying High and Egomania Running Wild in short succession for the win. > > #7 Underworld Darkweight Championship > Could this be? The moment Kayu rises? Or nah? We’ll see! > Kayu Zakisaka vs. Spitbal (c) > > BULL - SHIT BULL - SHIT BULL - SHIT! Spitbal, after pretending to be the honorable type, getting upset over having won his title defense via count-out, demanding a rematch to settle it. Wins via count-out, and deliberately, himself. Against Kayu, who’s worked so hard for this. ---
**Author:** ![IGgy](https://www.lp.zone/user_avatar/www.lp.zone/iggy/32/85008_2.png) [@IGgy](https://www.lp.zone/u/IGgy)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2020, 6:17pm UTC](https://www.lp.zone/t/ohpw-business-may-die-fire-pro-wrestling-world/3555/259 "2020-07-01T18:17:02Z")
[Week 75: Broken](https://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/fixedtime.html?msg=OHPW+-+Week+75+%40+twitch.tv%2FIGgy_IGsen&iso=20200705T21&p1=37&ah=2) > Due to social obligations this show will take place at a different time than usual. > It will start on Sunday and two hours earlier than our regular showtime. Our next PPV - Devil Trigger - is getting near things are heating up In addition to our matches: The controversy surrounding last week’s Main Event will be addressed Suzan Blades has the opportunity to answer her challenge Although he’s not scheduled to appear we sincerely believe Dash Rendar will be sad off screen. Rumors have it that a demon-infused mystery challenger will appear to demand a match from one of our finest. #1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch If you tap to a neck submission despite not having a neck… well, you end up here. Plumeria (“c”) vs. Mimic #2 Singles Match Someone who uses a Burning Hammer as mid-match move vs. the gal who calls the One-Winged Angel a transitional move. Skullistair vs. DivineCoffeeBinge #3 Singles Match Angus didn’t do too bad lately. Let’s see what he can do when he wrestles a bear! An(g)us McMutton vs. Great Maharaja #4 Legion Tag No. 1 Contender Match WNA’s Chance to show the Union What for! Let’s see if Mina meshes as well with Josef as she does with Angus, cause she has to. Wizards Not Allowed vs. The Union (Mina & Josef) #5 Singles Match I wonder if Harley challenged Maya to a duel, as she is want to do. Harley Havik vs. Maya Northwind #6 Hellweight No. 1 Contender Match A few weeks ago I would have never thought that these two would be in a position to get a Hellweight title shot any time soon, but here we are. Kelsey Slaughter vs. EGO #7 Legion Tag Championships The FOB’s impressive victory two weeks ago entitles them to take on SoS for the Legion Tag belts. Fallout Boys vs. School of Slam (c) ---
**Author:** ![IGgy](https://www.lp.zone/user_avatar/www.lp.zone/iggy/32/85008_2.png) [@IGgy](https://www.lp.zone/u/IGgy)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2020, 6:44pm UTC](https://www.lp.zone/t/ohpw-business-may-die-fire-pro-wrestling-world/3555/260 "2020-07-05T18:44:13Z")
Going live now and starting in 15 minutes [https://www.twitch.tv/iggy\_igsen](https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen) Here’s the match card again: #1 Plumeria (“c”) vs. A Mimic for the Jabroni Royale #2 Skullistair vs. DivineCoffeeBinge #3 Angus McMutton vs. Great Maharaja #4 Wizards Not Allowed vs. The Union #5 Harley Havik vs. Maya Northwind #6 Kelsey Slaughter vs. EGO #7 Fallout Boys vs. School of Slam (c) for the Legion Tag Titles [Previous page](https://www.lp.zone/t/ohpw-business-may-die-fire-pro-wrestling-world/3555.md?page=12) [Next page](https://www.lp.zone/t/ohpw-business-may-die-fire-pro-wrestling-world/3555.md?page=14)