# OHPW - Business May Die \[Fire Pro Wrestling World\] **URL:** \ **Category:** Streams\ **Tags:** stream, games\ **Created:** [January 3, 2019, 8:30pm UTC](https://www.lp.zone/t/ohpw-business-may-die-fire-pro-wrestling-world/3555 "2019-01-03T20:30:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 10
**Author:** ![IGgy](https://www.lp.zone/user_avatar/www.lp.zone/iggy/32/85008_2.png) [@IGgy](https://www.lp.zone/u/IGgy)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2020, 3:12pm UTC](https://www.lp.zone/t/ohpw-business-may-die-fire-pro-wrestling-world/3555/181 "2020-01-01T15:12:55Z")
[OHPW - Episode 49: New Year’s Bash](https://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/fixedtime.html?msg=OHPW+-+Week+49+%40+twitch.tv%2FIGgy_IGsen&iso=20200104T23&p1=37&ah=2) Happy new decade everyone! Welcome back to OHPW! But, oh, what’s this? I only know… like… four people on the card. And what the hell is Dash Rendar doing here? Didn’t he evaporate and gave birth to a god of Dashness? And where’s VACANT? Who’s Ricc 2 Thicc??? I mean, we’ve seen him once before but why does he have his own open challenge? Ah well. I’m sure it’ll be interesting with so many new people out to prove themselves in a single show. #1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch Anna May (“c”) vs. Dash Rendar #2 Singles Match Family Man vs. Agnes Paragon #3 Tag Team Match SHA-MO vs. Real Beer Float #4 Three-Way Landmine Deathmatch - First Fall Steve Dirt vs. Florida Man vs. Spitbal #5 Bunny Championship :3 Arcade Legend ASS vs. Black (c) #6 Ricc 2 Thicc Open Challenge TBD vs. Ricc 2 Thicc #7 Darkweight Championship Koji Kojinaka vs. Nero Sin (c) ---
**Author:** ![IGgy](https://www.lp.zone/user_avatar/www.lp.zone/iggy/32/85008_2.png) [@IGgy](https://www.lp.zone/u/IGgy)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2020, 9:44pm UTC](https://www.lp.zone/t/ohpw-business-may-die-fire-pro-wrestling-world/3555/182 "2020-01-04T21:44:13Z")
Going live now and starting in 15 minutes [https://www.twitch.tv/iggy\_igsen](https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen) Here’s the match card again: #1 Anna May (“c”) vs. Dash Rendar for the Jabroni Royale #2 Family Man vs. Agnes Paragon #3 SHA-MO vs. Real Beer Float #4 Steve Dirt vs. Florida Man vs. Spitbal #5 Arcade Legend ASS vs. Black (c) for the Bunny Title #6 RICC 2 THICC Open Challenge #7 Koji Kojinaka vs. Nero Sin (c) for the Darkweight Title ---
**Author:** ![IGgy](https://www.lp.zone/user_avatar/www.lp.zone/iggy/32/85008_2.png) [@IGgy](https://www.lp.zone/u/IGgy)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2020, 4:58pm UTC](https://www.lp.zone/t/ohpw-business-may-die-fire-pro-wrestling-world/3555/183 "2020-01-05T16:58:19Z")
[OHPW - Week 49: New Year’s Bash](https://youtu.be/GAjtvptVkxs) - [(Twitch VOD)](https://www.twitch.tv/videos/531076471) ![](https://i.imgur.com/XZcvkRI.gif) All right, below is the card and results as usual, but here’s something I forgot about last week: You may vote on what was the match of the Year 2019 if you go [here](https://forms.gle/KKphQ9r7vniSaW7M6). You can choose as many matches as you like. I’ll keep this up for a couple weeks and hopefully remember to check the thing… All these matches are matches collected in the highlights [here](https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1asAl5DH9oewJPqS5ldAEf7w6c7BEMlMXQ8-q2NCfBdI/edit?usp=sharing). > [@Match Card and Results](#): > > [OHPW - Episode 49: New Year’s Bash](https://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/fixedtime.html?msg=OHPW+-+Week+49+%40+twitch.tv%2FIGgy_IGsen&iso=20200104T23&p1=37&ah=2) > > Happy new decade everyone! Welcome back to OHPW! But, oh, what’s this? I only know… like… four people on the card. And what the hell is Dash Rendar doing here? Didn’t he evaporate and gave birth to a god of Dashness? And where’s VACANT? Who’s Ricc 2 Thicc??? I mean, we’ve seen him once before but why does he have his own open challenge? Ah well. I’m sure it’ll be interesting with so many new people out to prove themselves in a single show. > > #1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch > Anna May (“c”) vs. Dash Rendar > > Somehow the shambling corpse of Dash wins. This is horrible. > > Scene: Satan wonders where all the new people came from so IGgy explains that they were called up from developmental all at once. Kind of uninentionally. But hey. > > #2 Singles Match > Family Man vs. Agnes Paragon > > This one took way longer than Ms. Manners Agnes Paragon would have liked but you can’t help the fact that Family Man never gives up until, well, he does. Agnes wins by submission. > > #3 Tag Team Match > SHA-MO vs. Real Beer Float > > SHA-MO controlled the match for a large portion of it. Some kind of rivalry between Thunder and Austin formed. The match ended when Lightning couldn’t answer a 20-count after whiffing a dive to the outside and getting beaten up a bit afterwards. > > Scene: Kelsey is mad they booked another deathmatch without her and vents to Steve Dirt, who’s in a deatmatch… Steve promises a 1 on 1 Deathmatch sometime in the coming weeks. > > #4 Three-Way Landmine Deathmatch - First Fall > Steve Dirt vs. Florida Man vs. Spitbal > > Sadly there was only very little blood. Florida Man got the win by submitting Spitbal. > > #5 Bunny Championship :3 > Arcade Legend ASS vs. Black (c) > > ASS was the first to last substantially longer than 10 minutes against Black in some time. But she too had to fall to the Blackout. > > #6 Ricc 2 Thicc Open Challenge > VACANT vs. Ricc 2 Thicc > > Ricc defeated VACANT. Yes. > > #7 Darkweight Championship > Koji Kojinaka vs. Nero Sin (c) > > Oh man, Koji really played the Babyface in Peril for that one. Nero whipped out all the big shit, killing the business, as usual. Koji took it. Until it was time for him to strike and he hit the Koji Cutter on Nero for the second time for the three count. ---
**Author:** ![IGgy](https://www.lp.zone/user_avatar/www.lp.zone/iggy/32/85008_2.png) [@IGgy](https://www.lp.zone/u/IGgy)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2020, 9:12pm UTC](https://www.lp.zone/t/ohpw-business-may-die-fire-pro-wrestling-world/3555/184 "2020-01-09T21:12:09Z")
[OHPW - Week 50: FIFTY!](https://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/fixedtime.html?msg=OHPW+-+Week+50+%40+twitch.tv%2FIGgy_IGsen&iso=20200118T23&p1=37&ah=2) Click the link for the exact time of the show. After last week’s very newcomer heavy episode this week sees us return to normal with only one debut: Hayley Simmons. Maybe Anna May will finally get rid of the Jabroni. I reckon Josef might try to prevent that, though. It’s been a while since Space Wizards were in a tag match and due to Ryu’s reign lasting so long it’s been even longer for 1 1/2 Dragons. But they’ll have to wait no longer as they will face each other. Last week during the SHA-MO vs. Real Beer Float match Thudner and Austin seemed to favor each other, forming some kind of rivalry. Which is why they now face each other in a singles match. In the Main Event Underdog Kayu will try to cement herself as… well… not an Underdog against seven others for the 7DP title. #1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch Anna May (“c”) vs. Josef Dub #2 Singles Match Great Maharaja vs. Hayley Simmons #3 Tag Team Match Space Wizards vs. 1 1/2 Dragons #4 Singles Match Cock Thunder vs. Austin Ramon #5 Bunny Championship :3 Mina Park vs. Black (c) #6 VACANT Open Challenge TBD vs. VACANT #7 Seven Deadly Pins Battle Royal Mr. Shakedown vs. Canada Alderman vs. Boob Marley vs. Grace Thoruson vs. Lea Lionheart vs. King Skeleton vs. Angus McMutton vs. Kayu Zakisaka (c) ---
**Author:** ![IGgy](https://www.lp.zone/user_avatar/www.lp.zone/iggy/32/85008_2.png) [@IGgy](https://www.lp.zone/u/IGgy)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2020, 9:44pm UTC](https://www.lp.zone/t/ohpw-business-may-die-fire-pro-wrestling-world/3555/185 "2020-01-11T21:44:18Z")
Going live now and starting in 15 minutes [https://www.twitch.tv/iggy\_igsen](https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen) Here’s the match card again: #1 Anna May (“c”) vs. Josef Dub for the Jabroni Royale #2 Great Maharaja vs. Hayley Simmons #3 Space Wizards vs. 1 1/2 Dragons #4 Cock Thunder vs. Austin Ramon #5 Mina Park vs. Black (c) for the Bunny Title :3 #6 VACANT Open Challenge #7 Seven Deadly Pins feat. Kayu Zakisaka (c) ---
**Author:** ![IGgy](https://www.lp.zone/user_avatar/www.lp.zone/iggy/32/85008_2.png) [@IGgy](https://www.lp.zone/u/IGgy)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2020, 12:20pm UTC](https://www.lp.zone/t/ohpw-business-may-die-fire-pro-wrestling-world/3555/186 "2020-01-12T12:20:30Z")
[OHPW - Week 50: Unionize!](https://youtu.be/4LlMDP0Rvgc) - [(Twitch VOD)](https://www.twitch.tv/videos/534619673) ![](https://i.imgur.com/RVi3RId.gif) > [@Match Card and Results](#): > > [OHPW - Week 50: FIFTY!](https://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/fixedtime.html?msg=OHPW+-+Week+50+%40+twitch.tv%2FIGgy_IGsen&iso=20200118T23&p1=37&ah=2) > Click the link for the exact time of the show. > > After last week’s very newcomer heavy episode this week sees us return to normal with only one debut: Hayley Simmons. > Maybe Anna May will finally get rid of the Jabroni. I reckon Josef might try to prevent that, though. > It’s been a while since Space Wizards were in a tag match and due to Ryu’s reign lasting so long, it’s been even longer for 1 1/2 Dragons. But they’ll have to wait no longer as they will face each other. > Last week during the SHA-MO vs. Real Beer Float match Thunder and Austin seemed to favor each other, forming some kind of rivalry. Which is why they now face each other in a singles match. > In the Main Event Underdog Kayu will try to cement herself as… well… not an Underdog against seven others for the 7DP title. > > #1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch > Anna May (“c”) vs. Josef Dub > > Lots of groin based offense and stuff. Josef wins via finisher theft. What a Josef. > > #2 Singles Match > Great Maharaja vs. Hayley Simmons > > Hayley in her quest to grind/become stronger takes down a bear. They are usually fairly low tier enemies but this one could wrestle. > > #3 Tag Team Match > Space Wizards vs. 1 1/2 Dragons > > Nice little tag match with a finish where Zoltan got to eat complete shit by being elbow dropped to the ass and then Kaiser Clawed for the three count. > > Scene: The oRa sans Palpatine are backstage and discuss what to do in the absence of their master. They decide to unionize. Take that Palpy! > > #4 Singles Match > Cock Thunder vs. Austin Ramon > > Too close to call right until the end when Thunder wins via submission. > > #5 Bunny Championship :3 > Mina Park vs. Black (c) > > Oh boy… oh fuck…FIFTY FIVE MINUTES!!! THEY WENT FIFTY FIVE MINUTES! 55 Minutes before Josef couldn’t make his cue to distract the ref and Black retains. Damn! > > #6 VACANT Open Challenge > Steve Dirt vs. VACANT > > They had to hurry it up so Steve Dirt couldn’t get up anymore after a Burning hammer after 7 Minutes. To be fair, it was a Burning Fucking Hammer. > > #7 Seven Deadly Pins Battle Royal > Mr. Shakedown vs. Canada Alderman vs. Boob Marley vs. Grace Thoruson vs. Lea Lionheart vs. King Skeleton vs. Angus McMutton vs. Kayu Zakisaka (c) > > The Standout story from this match is neither Grace nor Anus getting eliminated embarrassingly early on. Instead, they both made it to the end. But Anus would be the one to stand tall in the end could this be a return to form for him? Or just a fluke. We shall see. ---
**Author:** ![IGgy](https://www.lp.zone/user_avatar/www.lp.zone/iggy/32/85008_2.png) [@IGgy](https://www.lp.zone/u/IGgy)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2020, 6:01pm UTC](https://www.lp.zone/t/ohpw-business-may-die-fire-pro-wrestling-world/3555/187 "2020-01-15T18:01:17Z")
[Week 51: Settle the Score](https://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/fixedtime.html?msg=OHPW+-+Week+51+%40+twitch.tv%2FIGgy_IGsen&iso=20200118T23&p1=37&ah=2) (Click link for exact times) This Saturday we’ll have more wrasslin’ just before our next PPV which will be uh… (checks list of PPV Names) wow, none of these fit. Fuck it, let’s call it Slamarama Dingdong. I sure won’t regret this in the morning. Anyway, Anna May attempts to rid herself of the Jabroni again. And she has to soon because she’s getting closer to matching EGO’s reign back when they were still called The Ego. (This is Anna May’s seventh Jabroni offense, Ego was sitting at 8 when they won their way out of Jabronidom) In a tag exhibition Real Beer Float take on the Fallout Boys, mainly for fun but hopefully, the match will also be good. Sadim and Ricc will go one on one for a shot at the Hellweight title. Ricc 2 Thicc impressively beat VACANT two weeks ago but it was only his second main roster match so he’ll have to prove himself against last month’s runner-up The Supreme Sadim. Florida Man submitted Spitbal in their three-way a few weeks back, now they meet again. But you add The El Chad to the mix and the chances of it being a good match drastic go down. Thankfully Mr. Shakedown is also there. Manic Misanthrope and Black have faced twice so far. Both have defeated the other once. So it’s only fitting for Black to have to face someone who can be called his equal in the match that would have him surpass our current longest Bunny Title reign if he can win it. Finally, 1 1/2 Dragons proved last week that they haven’t missed a beat and so they challenge for the Tag titles. They last held them in July, wow. If they can win them again they will be the first three-time champions in OHPW. #1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch Anna May (“c”) vs. Great Maharaja #2 Tag Team Match The Real Beer Float vs. The Fallout Boys (Doc and Matt) #3 Hellweight No. 1 Contender Match Supreme Sadim vs. Ricc 2 Thicc #4 Four-Way (First Fall) Spitbal vs. Florida Man vs. The El Chad vs. Mr. Shakedown #5 Bunny Championship :3 Manic Misanthrope vs. Black (c) #6 VACANT Open Challenge TBD vs. VACANT #7 Legion Tag Championships 1 1/2 Dragons vs. Team Skull (c) ---
**Author:** ![IGgy](https://www.lp.zone/user_avatar/www.lp.zone/iggy/32/85008_2.png) [@IGgy](https://www.lp.zone/u/IGgy)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2020, 9:44pm UTC](https://www.lp.zone/t/ohpw-business-may-die-fire-pro-wrestling-world/3555/188 "2020-01-18T21:44:29Z")
Going live now and starting in 15 minutes [https://www.twitch.tv/iggy\_igsen](https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen) Here’s the match card again: #1 Anna May (“c”) vs. Great Maharaja for the Jabroni Royale #2 Real Beer Float vs. Fallout Boys #3 Supreme Sadim vs. Ricc 2 Thicc #4 Spitbal vs. Florida Man vs. The El Chad vs. Mr. Shakedown #5 Manic Misanthrope vs. Black (c) for the Bunny Title #6 VACANT Open Challenge #7 1 1/2 Dragons vs. Team Skull (c) ---
**Author:** ![IGgy](https://www.lp.zone/user_avatar/www.lp.zone/iggy/32/85008_2.png) [@IGgy](https://www.lp.zone/u/IGgy)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2020, 10:21am UTC](https://www.lp.zone/t/ohpw-business-may-die-fire-pro-wrestling-world/3555/189 "2020-01-19T10:21:57Z")
[Week 51: Settle the Score](https://youtu.be/aRwV-Ty5u1Q) - [(Twitch VOD)](https://www.twitch.tv/videos/538200355) ![](https://i.imgur.com/Z6WTwDz.gif) > [@Match Card and Results](#): > > [Week 51: Settle the Score](https://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/fixedtime.html?msg=OHPW+-+Week+51+%40+twitch.tv%2FIGgy_IGsen&iso=20200118T23&p1=37&ah=2) > (Click link for exact times) > > This Saturday we’ll have more wrasslin’ just before our next PPV which will be uh… (checks list of PPV Names) wow, none of these fit. Fuck it, let’s call it Slamarama Dingdong. I sure won’t regret this in the morning. > > Anyway, Anna May attempts to rid herself of the Jabroni again. And she has to soon because she’s getting closer to matching EGO’s reign back when they were still called The Ego. (This is Anna May’s seventh Jabroni offense, Ego was sitting at 8 when they won their way out of Jabronidom) > In a tag exhibition Real Beer Float take on the Fallout Boys, mainly for fun but hopefully, the match will also be good. > Sadim and Ricc will go one on one for a shot at the Hellweight title. Ricc 2 Thicc impressively beat VACANT two weeks ago but it was only his second main roster match so he’ll have to prove himself against last month’s runner-up The Supreme Sadim. > Florida Man submitted Spitbal in their three-way a few weeks back, now they meet again. But you add The El Chad to the mix and the chances of it being a good match drastic go down. Thankfully Mr. Shakedown is also there. > Manic Misanthrope and Black have faced twice so far. Both have defeated the other once. So it’s only fitting for Black to have to face someone who can be called his equal in the match that would have him surpass our current longest Bunny Title reign if he can win it. > Finally, 1 1/2 Dragons proved last week that they haven’t missed a beat and so they challenge for the Tag titles. They last held them in July, wow. If they can win them again they will be the first three-time champions in OHPW. > > #1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch > Anna May (“c”) vs. Great Maharaja > > Whew, Anna May finally did it. If Anna May wasn’t already on last week’s episode gif and I tried avoiding using the finish of the match as a gif then [this would be it](https://i.imgur.com/I0fmFAW.gif) > > #2 Tag Team Match > The Real Beer Float vs. The Fallout Boys (Doc and Matt) > > Fairly even contest despite Rick’s presence at ringside. But Ultimately the one extra man for the ringside brawls might be what did it for the FOB. > > #3 Hellweight No. 1 Contender Match > Supreme Sadim vs. Ricc 2 Thicc > > Ricc continues going on a tear and beats Sadim in just over ten minutes with a Thicctory Roll > > #4 Four-Way (First Fall) > Spitbal vs. Florida Man vs. The El Chad vs. Mr. Shakedown > > Spitbal and Florida Man favor each other for most of the start of the match but later on everyone swaps opponents. Shakedown is the one to get the win by submitting Spitbal in the end. > > #5 Bunny Championship :3 > Manic Misanthrope vs. Black (c) > > They prove they are an even match right at the start and continue to go back and forth from there. However, Black is on a streak and puts down Manic by pinfall for the 2-1 > > #6 VACANT Open Challenge > Midas Minoson vs. VACANT > > Not a bad showing from Midas. But not enough. Once VACANT whips out the stomps it’s over. Midas did get the first down over VACANT, though. > > #7 Legion Tag Championships > 1 1/2 Dragons vs. Team Skull (c) > > Team Skul manage to retain their title against a team of people formidable on their own. They even got the pin over Ryu, the longest reigning Darkweight champ so far. ---
**Author:** ![IGgy](https://www.lp.zone/user_avatar/www.lp.zone/iggy/32/85008_2.png) [@IGgy](https://www.lp.zone/u/IGgy)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2020, 10:21pm UTC](https://www.lp.zone/t/ohpw-business-may-die-fire-pro-wrestling-world/3555/190 "2020-01-22T22:21:48Z")
[Week 52: SLAMARAMA DINGDONG](https://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/fixedtime.html?msg=OHPW+-+Week+52+%40+twitch.tv%2FIGgy_IGsen&iso=20200125T23&p1=37&ah=3) Time for our 13th PPV. With this episode we’ll match our run of LPFWA’s third season. The final episode of which is a good one, which you can find [here](https://youtu.be/4bj_B6Y5IKA). Anyway, on this PPV Spitbal learns the consequences of losing twice in a row. Can he subdue Maharaja to prove that it wasn’t due to his own shortcomings? In our 7DP encounter we’ll have mostly new people and Dash Rendar challenging Anus McMutton. Harley and Apollo will continue their best of 9 (0-1 for Harley now), Steve Dirt and Kelsey have their promised Deathmatch… The FOB challenge Team Skull for the Tag titles, Manic challenges for the Darkweight for the first time in a long time against Koji Kojinaka who impressed in his debut winning the title from Nero sin. Suzan and Black have their long awaited rematch and Ricc 2 Thicc aims to end Harmony’s reign with the Hellweight Title! #1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch Great Maharaja (“c”) vs. Spitbal #2 Seven Deadly Pins Battle Royal Cock Lightning vs. Sgt. Sprinkles vs. Family Man vs. Hayley Simmons vs. Agnes Paragon vs. Arcade Legend ASS vs. Dash Rendar vs. Anus McMutton (c) #3 Singles Match Harley Havik vs. Apollo #4 Tag Team Match The Fun Gang (VS and DCB) vs. WUEESWC (Mina and Josef) #5 Landmine Deathmatch Steve Dirt vs. Kelsey Slaughter #6 VACANT Open Challenge TBD vs. VACANT #7 Legion Tag Championships Fallout Boys vs. Team Skull (c) #8 Darkweight Championship Manic Misanthrope vs. Koji Kojinaka (c) #9 Bunny Championship Suzan Blades vs. Black (c) #10 Hellweight Championship Ricc 2 Thicc vs. Harmony Gray (c) ---
**Author:** ![IGgy](https://www.lp.zone/user_avatar/www.lp.zone/iggy/32/85008_2.png) [@IGgy](https://www.lp.zone/u/IGgy)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2020, 9:44pm UTC](https://www.lp.zone/t/ohpw-business-may-die-fire-pro-wrestling-world/3555/191 "2020-01-25T21:44:03Z")
Going live now and starting in 15 minutes [https://www.twitch.tv/iggy\_igsen](https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen) Here’s the match card again: #1 Great Maharaja (“c”) vs. Spitbal for the Jabroni Royale #2 Seven Deadly Pins feat. Anus McMutton (c) #3 Harley Havik vs. Apollo #4 The Fun Gang vs. oRa 66 #5 Steve Dirt vs. Kelsey Slaughter #6 VACANT Open Challenge #7 Fallout Boys vs. Team Skull (c) for the Legion Titles #8 Manic Misanthrope vs. Koji Kojinaka (c) for the Darkweight Title #9 Suzan Blades vs. Black (c) for the Bunny Title :3 #10 Ricc 2 Thicc vs. Harmony Gray (c) ---
**Author:** ![IGgy](https://www.lp.zone/user_avatar/www.lp.zone/iggy/32/85008_2.png) [@IGgy](https://www.lp.zone/u/IGgy)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2020, 2:32pm UTC](https://www.lp.zone/t/ohpw-business-may-die-fire-pro-wrestling-world/3555/192 "2020-01-26T14:32:29Z")
[Week 52: SLAMARAMA DINGDONG](https://youtu.be/WfOcQUvNM74) - [(Twitch VOD)](https://www.twitch.tv/videos/542083807) ![](https://i.imgur.com/nP7zGo5.gif) > [@Match Card and Results](#): > > [Week 52: SLAMARAMA DINGDONG](https://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/fixedtime.html?msg=OHPW+-+Week+52+%40+twitch.tv%2FIGgy_IGsen&iso=20200125T23&p1=37&ah=3) > > Time for our 13th PPV. With this episode we’ll match our run of LPFWA’s third season. The final episode of which is a good one, which you can find [here](https://youtu.be/4bj_B6Y5IKA). > > Anyway, on this PPV Spitbal learns the consequences of losing twice in a row. Can he subdue Maharaja to prove that it wasn’t due to his own shortcomings? > In our 7DP encounter we’ll have mostly new people and Dash Rendar challenging Anus McMutton. Harley and Apollo will continue their best of 9 (0-1 for Harley now), Steve Dirt and Kelsey have their promised Deathmatch… > The FOB challenge Team Skull for the Tag titles, Manic challenges for the Darkweight for the first time in a long time against Koji Kojinaka who impressed in his debut winning the title from Nero sin. Suzan and Black have their long awaited rematch and Ricc 2 Thicc aims to end Harmony’s reign with the Hellweight Title! > > #1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch > Great Maharaja (“c”) vs. Spitbal > > A mostly decisive victory for Spitbal. Explosion-chan fans worldwide continue to be disappointed. > > #2 Seven Deadly Pins Battle Royal > Cock Lightning vs. Sgt. Sprinkles vs. Family Man vs. Hayley Simmons vs. Agnes Paragon vs. Arcade Legend ASS vs. Dash Rendar vs. Anus McMutton (c) > > Anus is out first. Whether this harms his self-worth is to be seen but he did later appear at ringside during the oRa match so it can’t be that bad. However, what is bad is that DASH WON MOTHERFUCKING PIECE OF SHIT! > > #3 Singles Match > Harley Havik vs. Apollo > > The second match in their best of 9 series. Harley took the first, Apollo took this one. It was a very good match. If it wasn’t for a later one on the card this would be MOTN. > > Scene: The Fun Gang just kinda chat when the Dashosphere appears out of nowhere challenging Vacation Skeleton due to some grudge no one seems to be aware of, except Dash. > > #4 Tag Team Match > The Fun Gang (VS and DCB) vs. WUEESWC (Mina and Josef) > > What a fun match featuring The Fun Gang. In classic Fun Gang fashion the match doesn’t end decisively but via count-out. Oof. They can be happy this wasn’t a title match again. Like the time they won the title match via DQ, which doesn’t earn the title. Classic. > > #5 Landmine Deathmatch > Steve Dirt vs. Kelsey Slaughter > > Short but sweet. Fairly normal till they go to the outside, then the blood flows and since it’s falls count anywhere it ends on the outside too. Kelsey wins via submission. > > #6 VACANT Open Challenge > Muscle Wizard vs. VACANT > > Muscle Wizard went into this another VACANT challenger but left earning VACANT’s respect. While Muscle Wizard couldn’t win he got the first down and lasted over 19 minutes before losing by TKO > > #7 Legion Tag Championships > Fallout Boys vs. Team Skull (c) > > The FOB get another shot, however, the Team Skull Grunts prove once more that they, of all people, are the most successful tag team in OHPW. I falsely claimed they were sitting at one defense, as did their first reign. That was wrong, however. Their first reign was two defenses long. And their ongoing one would see its third successful defense against the FOB. > > #8 Darkweight Championship > Manic Misanthrope vs. Koji Kojinaka (c) > > This match delivered. Easily my MOTN. Manic and Koji went back and forth. Trying to outsmart and outwrestle each other. After over 30 minutes Koji beat Manic via submission, earning him his first successful title defense in OHPW. > > #9 Bunny Championship > Suzan Blades vs. Black (c) > > This was a long time in the making. Back during the tournament to crown the inaugural Hellweight Champion Suzan defeated Black with a Hijack Backbreaker in the semifinals. The odds going into this match, however, were in favor of Black who had a 54.70% chance of winning according to math (not Steinermath). But Suzan ended up winning again. After the Knightfall already failed she realized she couldn’t pin Black. So instead of going for her Knightfall Burning Hammer again she locked in a Torture Rack, submitting Black. > > #10 Hellweight Championship > Ricc 2 Thicc vs. Harmony Gray (c) > > Ricc entered undefeated but left with a single blemish on his record. Not for a lack of trying. We started out with Ricc countering all of Harmony’s moves again but as the match went on it got more even and eventually turned to the favor of Harmony who locked in the Arachnid’s Grip, making sure the final stretch of title matches would all end in Submission. ---
**Author:** ![IGgy](https://www.lp.zone/user_avatar/www.lp.zone/iggy/32/85008_2.png) [@IGgy](https://www.lp.zone/u/IGgy)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2020, 4:17pm UTC](https://www.lp.zone/t/ohpw-business-may-die-fire-pro-wrestling-world/3555/193 "2020-01-30T16:17:40Z")
[Week 53: Exceed](https://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/fixedtime.html?msg=OHPW+-+Week+53+%40+twitch.tv%2FIGgy_IGsen&iso=20200201T23&p1=37&ah=2) Last week as a banger of a show and it being the 52nd episode it matched the episode count of LPFWA Season 3. But now we go into overtime! And overdrive, baybee! In celebration our next PPV will becalled Unstopping. Mainly because the song of the same name from the ZeroRanger Soundtrack whips ass! Anyway. Steve Dirt is another contender I usually wouldn’t put into the Jabroni match, but first of all, he loves blood but also he got beaten to a pulp last week. So now he gets to prove that he’s not as bad as he looked after his last match by taking on Great Maharaja (who as a record of 1/17/2 with 5% Wins, though to be fair, if you consider only singles matches it’s 1/6/2 with 11.11% wins). It’s honestly been a while since we’ve seen Plumeria and Guzma and honestly, I’m not sure they ever tagged together as a duo. Funny that the named Members of Team Skull are less successful in the tag division than the two Grunts. Maybe they can start surpassing their goons against Lawful Good. It’s also been a long while since we’ve seen N-T Punk and King Skeleton in a singles match, so here we go! We’ll also get a casual 3-Way Match featuring Weeb, Lea and Cocademon. Suzan Blades finally captured a title again. The Bunny Championship :3. She is challenged by Hayley who was second only to The Dashosphere in last week’s Seven Deadly Pins match. Speaking of Seven Deadly Pins: The Dashosphere will defend the title against seven challengers, including some former champs. #1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch Great Maharaja (“c”) vs. Steve Dirt #2 Tag Team Match Lawful Good vs. The “Other” Half of Team Skull #3 Singles Match N-T Punk vs. King Skeleton #4 Three-Way (First Fall) Weeb Weaver vs. Lea Lionheart vs. Cocademon #5 Bunny Championship :3 Hayley Simmons vs. Suzan Blades (c) #6 VACANT Open Challenge TBD vs. VACANT #7 Seven Deadly Pins Battle Royale Hobo One Kevodki vs. Pine Appel vs. Undeddie Guerrero vs. Cheese Pietzza vs. A Mimic vs. Maya Northwind vs. Nawt A Robutt vs. The Dashosphere (c) ---
**Author:** ![IGgy](https://www.lp.zone/user_avatar/www.lp.zone/iggy/32/85008_2.png) [@IGgy](https://www.lp.zone/u/IGgy)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2020, 9:44pm UTC](https://www.lp.zone/t/ohpw-business-may-die-fire-pro-wrestling-world/3555/194 "2020-02-01T21:44:03Z")
Going live now and starting in 15 minutes [https://www.twitch.tv/iggy\_igsen](https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen) Here’s the match card again: #1 Great Maharaja (“c”) vs. Steve Dirt #2 Lawful Good vs. Team Skull #3 N-T Punk vs. King Skeleton #4 Weeb Seaver vs. Lea Lionheart vs. Cocademon #5 Hayley Simmons vs. Suzan Blades (c) #6 VACANT Open Challenge #7 Seven Deadly Pins feat. The Dashosphere (c) ---
**Author:** ![IGgy](https://www.lp.zone/user_avatar/www.lp.zone/iggy/32/85008_2.png) [@IGgy](https://www.lp.zone/u/IGgy)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2020, 11:14am UTC](https://www.lp.zone/t/ohpw-business-may-die-fire-pro-wrestling-world/3555/195 "2020-02-02T11:14:09Z")
[Week 53: Exceed](https://youtu.be/dseyGGgwFWE) - [(Twitch VOD)](https://www.twitch.tv/videos/545451287) ![](https://i.imgur.com/AkBkmF8.gif) > [@Match Card and Results](#): > > [Week 53: Exceed](https://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/fixedtime.html?msg=OHPW+-+Week+53+%40+twitch.tv%2FIGgy_IGsen&iso=20200201T23&p1=37&ah=2) > Last week as a banger of a show and it being the 52nd episode it matched the episode count of LPFWA Season 3. But now we go into overtime! > And overdrive, baybee! In celebration our next PPV will becalled Unstopping. Mainly because the song of the same name from the ZeroRanger Soundtrack whips ass! > > Anyway. Steve Dirt is another contender I usually wouldn’t put into the Jabroni match, but first of all, he loves blood but also he got beaten to a pulp last week. So now he gets to prove that he’s not as bad as he looked after his last match by taking on Great Maharaja (who as a record of 1/17/2 with 5% Wins, though to be fair, if you consider only singles matches it’s 1/6/2 with 11.11% wins). > It’s honestly been a while since we’ve seen Plumeria and Guzma and honestly, I’m not sure they ever tagged together as a duo. Funny that the named Members of Team Skull are less successful in the tag division than the two Grunts. Maybe they can start surpassing their goons against Lawful Good. > It’s also been a long while since we’ve seen N-T Punk and King Skeleton in a singles match, so here we go! We’ll also get a casual 3-Way Match featuring Weeb, Lea and Cocademon. > Suzan Blades finally captured a title again. The Bunny Championship :3. She is challenged by Hayley who was second only to The Dashosphere in last week’s Seven Deadly Pins match. > Speaking of Seven Deadly Pins: The Dashosphere will defend the title against seven challengers, including some former champs. > > #1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch > Great Maharaja (“c”) vs. Steve Dirt > > This match goes all the way to the explosion, knocking both wrestlers out. It’s unclear whether the lack of blading before the match made Steve stronger or weaker. > > #2 Tag Team Match > Lawful Good vs. The “Other” Half of Team Skull > > This went on for a bit, but in the end Lawful Good won through Lemuel submitting Guzma > > #3 Singles Match > N-T Punk vs. King Skeleton > > King Skeleten actually got a win! Amazing. Despite his trademark lack of stamina! > > #4 Three-Way (First Fall) > Weeb Weaver vs. Lea Lionheart vs. Cocademon > > Everyone repeatedly tried to get Lea with the Carbonated Footprint but Lea ended up being the one to win the match. > > #5 Bunny Championship :3 > Hayley Simmons vs. Suzan Blades (c) > > This was a very even and exciting match until Suzan knocked Hayley out with Knightfall > > Scene: IGgy very half-assedly announces a tournament in the vein of the original Hellweight Tournament next month. > > Scene: Nero Sin steps in front of the promo wall and announces that he will retire soon. He’s in his mid 50s so it’s probably around time anyway. But he challenges Suzan Blades for his final match! > > Scene: Palpy returns from the Goat Dimension or whatever that was and announces he was beaten so badly that he had to make use of Goat Healthcare, which put him in massive debt, making him sell the ownership of the oRa 66 to The Malfest Goat-Monster. Too bad the oRa have unionized. That oughta really piss off the capitalist goat-monster. > > #6 VACANT Open Challenge > TBD vs. VACANT > > Palpy eats shit. But lasts over 10 minutes somehow. Must be these goat superpowers he was talking about. > > #7 Seven Deadly Pins Battle Royale > Hobo One Kevodki vs. Pine Appel vs. Undeddie Guerrero vs. Cheese Pietzza vs. A Mimic vs. Maya Northwind vs. Nawt A Robutt vs. The Dashosphere (c) > > This was the worst. Dash won again. Retaining the 7DP ---
**Author:** ![IGgy](https://www.lp.zone/user_avatar/www.lp.zone/iggy/32/85008_2.png) [@IGgy](https://www.lp.zone/u/IGgy)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2020, 12:19am UTC](https://www.lp.zone/t/ohpw-business-may-die-fire-pro-wrestling-world/3555/196 "2020-02-07T00:19:39Z")
[Week 54: Accept](https://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/fixedtime.html?msg=OHPW+-+Week+54+%40+twitch.tv%2FIGgy_IGsen&iso=20200208T23&p1=37&ah=2) Aw man! Punk is back for the Jabroni. Hope he makes it. Afterwards EGO, Freddie and Pantha will be part of a 5-Way Battle Royal with two jobbers. Suman and IGgy. Nero announced his retirement at the next PPV but that doesn’t mean he’s done kicking ass! Muscle Wizard seems to be his next victim. SHA-MO will be taking on the food-themed tag team of Pineapple Pizza. Apollo’s got a shot against Suzan for the Bunny Title :3 With his victory against Harley he’s deserved it. In the Main Event Lea Lionheart gets to challegne Koji Kojinaka for the Underworld Darkweight Championship. Fun is about to be had. #1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch Great Maharaja (“c”) vs. N-T Punk ☹ #2 Five-Way (First Fall) EGO vs. Freddie Hope vs. Pantha vs. Suman. vs. IGgy IGsen #3 Singles Match Nero Sin vs. Muscle Wizard #4 Tag Team Match SHA-MO vs. Pineapple Pizza #5 Bunny Championship :3 Apollo vs. Suzan Blades (c) #6 VACANT Open Challenge TBD vs. VACANT #7 Underworld Darkweight Champion Lea Lionheart vs. Koji Kojinaka (c) ---
**Author:** ![IGgy](https://www.lp.zone/user_avatar/www.lp.zone/iggy/32/85008_2.png) [@IGgy](https://www.lp.zone/u/IGgy)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2020, 9:44pm UTC](https://www.lp.zone/t/ohpw-business-may-die-fire-pro-wrestling-world/3555/197 "2020-02-08T21:44:05Z")
Going live now and starting in 15 minutes [https://www.twitch.tv/iggy\_igsen](https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen) Here’s the match card again: #1 Great Maharaja (“c”) vs. N-T Punk for the Jabroni Royale #2 EGO vs. Freddie Hope vs. Pantha vs. Suman. vs. IGgy IGsen #3 Nero Sin vs. Muscle Wizard #4 SHA-MO vs. Pineapple Pizza #5 Apollo vs. Suzan Blades (c) for the Bunny Title :3 #6 VACANT Open Challenge #7 Lea Lionheart vs. Koji Kojinaka (c) for the Darkweight Title ---
**Author:** ![IGgy](https://www.lp.zone/user_avatar/www.lp.zone/iggy/32/85008_2.png) [@IGgy](https://www.lp.zone/u/IGgy)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2020, 12:08pm UTC](https://www.lp.zone/t/ohpw-business-may-die-fire-pro-wrestling-world/3555/198 "2020-02-09T12:08:20Z")
[Week 54: Ramp Spot](https://youtu.be/XbR2cFogYg0) - [(Twitch VOD)](https://www.twitch.tv/videos/549031994) ![](https://i.imgur.com/moQZqck.gif) > [@Match Card and Results](#): > > [Week 54: Accept](https://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/fixedtime.html?msg=OHPW+-+Week+54+%40+twitch.tv%2FIGgy_IGsen&iso=20200208T23&p1=37&ah=2) > Aw man! Punk is back for the Jabroni. Hope he makes it. > Afterwards EGO, Freddie and Pantha will be part of a 5-Way Battle Royal with two jobbers. Suman and IGgy. > Nero announced his retirement at the next PPV but that doesn’t mean he’s done kicking ass! Muscle Wizard seems to be his next victim. > SHA-MO will be taking on the food-themed tag team of Pineapple Pizza. > Apollo’s got a shot against Suzan for the Bunny Title :3 With his victory against Harley he’s deserved it. > In the Main Event Lea Lionheart gets to challegne Koji Kojinaka for the Underworld Darkweight Championship. Fun is about to be had. > > #1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch > Great Maharaja (“c”) vs. N-T Punk ☹ > > THe match goes all the way to the explosion. But instead of both competitor’s getting knocked out it’s only Punk. Maharaja remains standing and wins the match. > > #2 Five-Way (First Fall) > EGO vs. Freddie Hope vs. Pantha vs. Suman. vs. IGgy IGsen > > Somewhere in the match EGO does a sick ramp spot (pictured as Episode gif above). The match ends, however, with Pantha putting Suman to sleep. > > #3 Singles Match > Nero Sin vs. Muscle Wizard > > Nero chokeslams Muscle Wizard into oblivion, pinning him for the win. > > #4 Tag Team Match > SHA-MO vs. Pineapple Pizza > > Lightning whips out his finisher, Lightning Strikes, and ends the match by pinning Pine Appel > > Scene: Suzan cuts a Promo on Nero Sin and accepts his challenge after she tries to expose his hypocrisy. > > #5 Bunny Championship :3 > Apollo vs. Suzan Blades (c) > > In a repeat of last week Suzan actually knocks out Apollo with Knightfall. That’s two in a row! > > #6 VACANT Open Challenge > Manic Misanthrope vs. VACANT > > Manic makes it past the ten minute Mark. But after take a Burning Hammer to the outside he can’t recover again and the following attacks cause him to lose by TKO. > > #7 Underworld Darkweight Champion > Lea Lionheart vs. Koji Kojinaka (c) > > What a fun match. Back and forth, both showing what they are good at! In the end we got a new champion with Lea Lionheart who won with her Finisher, the Make-A-Wish. ---
**Author:** ![IGgy](https://www.lp.zone/user_avatar/www.lp.zone/iggy/32/85008_2.png) [@IGgy](https://www.lp.zone/u/IGgy)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2020, 7:39pm UTC](https://www.lp.zone/t/ohpw-business-may-die-fire-pro-wrestling-world/3555/199 "2020-02-12T19:39:20Z")
[Week 55: No Talent](https://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/fixedtime.html?msg=OHPW+-+Week+55+%40+twitch.tv%2FIGgy_IGsen&iso=20200215T23&p1=37&ah=2) Well, here we go. N-T Punk is back in the Jabroni for the second time. The most deserving challenger that we could find after last week was Suman. Truth be told, I can see this go either way. Well also find a No. 1 Contender for the Tag Titles. SoS, who’ve been doing well in the past are going against Lawful good who, well, won recently. Nero Sin also has his penultimate match in OHPW. He will go against an actual demon of the capitalist sin of representing a brand. Horrible. And up next we have the Hellweight No. 1 Contender Match. It is a rematch. Black vs. Pantha. Last time Pantha made Black go unconscious from pain with her Pantha Claw. A PPV level match right here. And after that? What’s this. It’s the Legion Tag Title match on a non-PPV card and it’s not the Main event? Well, that’s because the Bunny Title Match that would normally be in this spot is quite high profile too. More on that later. SHA-MO have earned themselves a shot at the Legion Titles last week so they go against the Team Skull Grunts And then, after the VACANT Open Challenge, we got ourselves Freddie Hope vs. Suzan Blades for the Bunny Championship :3 Another PPV level match right here on the go-home to the PPV. This is quite the stacked card. #1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch N-T Punk (“c”) vs. Suman #2 Legion Tag No. 1 Contender Match School of Slam vs. Lawful Good #3 Singles Match Nero Sin vs. Cocademon #4 Hellweight No. 1 Contender Match Black vs. Pantha #5 Legion Tag Championships SHA-MO vs. Team Skull (c) #6 VACANT Open Challenge TBD vs. VACANT #7 Bunny Championship :3 Freddie Hope vs. Suzan Blades (c) ---
**Author:** ![IGgy](https://www.lp.zone/user_avatar/www.lp.zone/iggy/32/85008_2.png) [@IGgy](https://www.lp.zone/u/IGgy)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2020, 9:44pm UTC](https://www.lp.zone/t/ohpw-business-may-die-fire-pro-wrestling-world/3555/200 "2020-02-15T21:44:08Z")
Going live now and starting in 15 minutes [https://www.twitch.tv/iggy\_igsen](https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen) Here’s the match card again: #1 N-T Punk (“c”) vs. Suman. #2 School of Slam vs. Lawful Good #3 Nero Sin vs. Cocademon #4 Black vs. Pantha #5 SHA-MO vs. Team Skull (c) for the Legion Titles #6 VACANT Open Challenge #7 Freddie Hope vs. Suzan Blades (c) for the Bunny Title :3 [Previous page](https://www.lp.zone/t/ohpw-business-may-die-fire-pro-wrestling-world/3555.md?page=9) [Next page](https://www.lp.zone/t/ohpw-business-may-die-fire-pro-wrestling-world/3555.md?page=11)