IGgy
April 4, 2018, 9:18pm
#121
All right!
This saturday we’ll have a tournament to determine the inaugural LPFWA Women’s Champion.
Because it’s 10 matches, as long as a PPV WITH a bonus match I will just not have a bonus match this week.
Here’s the bracket!
Who do you think would win the entire thing?
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Samus. That Arm Cannon and the Triple Power Bomb are a force to be reckoned with. Also, IGgy, I think Garbo Girl wants a rematch with DCB. Something went down between her and ref and think they are still fighting that one out. She requested that it specifically be a Hardcore Match and if that can’t be fulfilled, she’s coming after you IGgy.
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IGgy
April 7, 2018, 8:45pm
#123
IGgy
April 8, 2018, 1:57pm
#124
LPFWA 2k18 Episode #21 - Ladies Pummeling For Whiskey-addled Administration - (Twitch VOD)
Ladies Pummeling For Wiskey-addled Administration - DivineCoffeeBinge
Well, here’s the results in image form. This show was a mess and nothing is fine.
Scene:
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Well… At least the Rara plot worked. That Potion of the Incorporeal was effective, but… I have to wonder if it was worth it.
Congrats Nadira , you earned it. I think. The back half of the tournament is kind of a blur.
DivineCoffeeBinge" post="482914794:
So from what I understand, there has been Timeline Fuckery.
This calls for my new brew, Crisis On Infinite Coffees! An infinity of caffeine in a single unified continuity mug!
Raramuffin" post="482933000:
This is probably the most favorable outcome for me, if you think about it. :3
… help, please. this is very uncomfortable. <:3
DivineCoffeeBinge" post="483051261:
I don’t… I mean, can we open the trunk? Will that work?
Is… is the trunk a part of her now?
No, that can’t be it; the trunk would have bunny ears if that was a thing. Um…
IGgy
April 11, 2018, 6:06pm
#125
All right! A normal show again… well, what is normal after the last one?
It will be on Saturday, as usual and there will be matches!
Since the Macho Man was defeated last time we need to vote on a new adversary cast your vote on who we’ll fight and who gets to challenge them here
#1 Buscus Brawl
Bone Pimp © vs. Fruitsniffer
#2 Singles Match
Konami Kouda vs. Garbo Girl
#3 Singles Match
anilEhilated vs. Macro Man Keynes
#4 Bunny Title
Kylo Ren vs. D the Destroyer ©
#5 Co-Comm Championship
Unlikely Roommates vs. Third Street Sinners ©
Intermission: LPFWA vs. The Universe
https://goo.gl/forms/UpmLBChDQnM9Anwi2
Main Event: Kawaii Championship
DivineCoffeeBinge vs. Tolvie ©
Our first ever LPFWA Champion Hell-ENAdira will make an appearance too!
Oh dear, the timelines have started converging, turning Hell-Ena & Nadira into one entity.
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crisis on infinite wrestling federations
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IGgy
April 14, 2018, 8:45pm
#128
Show starts in 15 minutes. https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen
1st Match: Bone Pimp © vs. Fruitsniffer for the Buscus
2nd Match: Konami Kouda vs. Garbo Girl
3rd Match: anilEhilated vs. Macro Man Keynes
4th Match Kylo Ren vs. D the Destroyer © for the Bunny Title :3
5th Match: Unlikely Roomates vs. Third Street Sinners © for the Co-Comm Titles
Intermission: Fruity and Thundercat Chris Pine vs. Hiromu Takahashi and Daryl
Main Event: DivineCoffeeBinge vs. Tolvie © for the Kawaii Title
don’t worry lads i know yuir missing bonepimp but me and tommy will send ye two tae meet him soon
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IGgy
April 15, 2018, 9:33pm
#130
LPFWA 2k18 Episode #22 - Losers Pinned From Whiskey Addict - (Twitch VOD)
Deathmaster780: Losers Pinned From Whiskey Addict
nine gear-crow: Lethal Piledriver Fractures Wiseau’s Apex
Scene 1: Hell-En… I mean Nadira, The LPFWA Women’s Champ comes to the ring to talk a bit about her achievement but then Hell-Ena the LPFWA Women’s Champ comes in and is upset that there’s two titles… I dunno. They’ll have a match to unify the belts as well as the timelines at the next PPV.
#1 Buscus Brawl
Bone Pimp © vs. Fruitsniffer
#2 Singles Match
Konami Kouda vs. Garbo Girl
Konami basically kicked around Garbo for a while
#3 Singles Match
anilEhilated vs. Macro Man Keynes
anil picks up the win via pinfall after a lot of back and forth.
#4 Bunny Title
Kylo Ren vs. D the Destroyer ©
Kylo, in his new edgelord outfit, beats D for the cute title :3
#5 Co-Comm Championship
Unlikely Roommates vs. Third Street Sinners ©
As unlikely as their being roommates is, they are also unlikely champions. But sometimes unlikely things happen. Like this time
Intermission: LPFWA vs. The Universe
Fruity and TCP vs. Hiromu and Daryl
Fruity and Chis Pine win, Fruity went nuts at the end and secured the pinfall.
Main Event: Kawaii Championship
DivineCoffeeBinge vs. Tolvie ©
DCB tried. But Tolvie is still champion
Hmmm, I think it’s time we put Garbo Girl in the Hyperbolic Time Crate for some training. She seems mighty distracted by something. She needs to learn how to fight without items strewn around her.
Damn it Girl, if your going to lose, at least make it entertaining and have some back and forth. Not cool to see you get steamrolled everytime.
Angus is sadly passed out from a drunken stupor after his victory he did ask me to send this along to the lpfwa universe as an accurate representation of his feelings.
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IGgy
April 19, 2018, 11:02pm
#133
It’s time again for LPFWA!
Join me again this Saturday, at the usual wrestle time on the usual wrestle-channel.
It’s the last show before THE BIG SHOW which is the name of the next PPV because I couldn’t really think of anything. The WWE wrestler Big Show is probably gonna show up.
You can vote on the bonus match here!
#1 Buscus Brawl
Bone Pimp © vs. Dr. Ham
#2 3-Way
Samus vs. Lady of the Lancet vs. Konami Kouda
#3 Hardcore Match
Garbo Girl vs. Yelizaveta RN
#4 Bunny Championship :3
Lore Convoluter vs. Kylo Ren ©
#5 Singles
a tree vs. Freddie Hope
Intermission: LPFWA vs. The Universe
https://goo.gl/forms/C2CmdthMYHU1cFky1
Main Event: LP Superstar Championship
D the Destroyer vs. Palpatine ©
IGgy
April 21, 2018, 8:43pm
#134
Show starts in 15 minutes. https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen
1st Match: Bone Pimp © vs. Dr. Ham for the Buscus
2nd Match: Samus vs. Lady of the Lancet vs. Konami Kouda
3rd Match: Garbo Gril vs. Yelizaveta RN
4th Match: Lore Convoluter vs. Kylo Ren © for the Bunny Title :3
5th Match: a tree vs. Freddie Hope
Intermission: Dash Rendar vs. Samoa Joe vs. Kurt Angle vs. Scott Steiner
Main Event: D the Destroyer vs. Palpatine © for the LP Superstar Title
IGgy
April 22, 2018, 11:47pm
#136
LPFWA 2k18 Episode #23 - Lout picks a Fight With Angle (numbers don’t lie)
Lout picks a Fight With Angle (numbers don’t lie) by YerPalHal
Tevery Best" post="483368328:
Previously, on Adventures of Lore Convoluter:
To understand how I know your name, first you have to hear my convoluted backstory!
Cool, I guess.
I was not always the greatest mathematician who ever lived. In fact, there was a time, a long while ago, when I did not care for mathematics at all.
It was then that I met my master, who taught me to love numbers, and explore probabilities.
My master’s name was… Edward Lorenz.
I don’t think this has much to do with anything.
Well, I kinda had this free association when I read the LPFWA roster, and I thought what the hell, so I sneaked into your locker and read through your immigration forms.
…why did you decide to tell me this?
Not much of a reason. But I also have to tell you something else I calculated!
gasps
What would that be?
I have learned the secret of unlocking the true power of the Power Gloves!
…I already know it?
The forces involved in the activity of just one Power Glove are amazing. The two are impossible to contain without an outside circuit that could ground them! And only one material can be used for it!
Yeah, Lepfawium. I know that. It’s what the LPFWA championship belts are made of.
Which means that if you win a belt, you will be able to unlock the true power of the Power Gloves, and be unstoppable!
I know. I told you I know that.
So, to make it up for going through your stuff, I pulled some strings. You’re getting a title match in Episode 23. All right, see ya!
Huh. Who would have thought that crazy guy has so much influence backstage in LPFWA.
ANYHOW, now I must prepare for my most important fight… so far.
Kylo Ren might have the Force…
It won’t help him much against THE POWER. Glove.
It’s so bad.
That line, I mean.
Scene: Goat has a serious talk about the losing streak with Bone Pimp. Then Chris Pine comes and says “Meow, that’s right.”
#1 Buscus Brawl
Bone Pimp © vs. Dr. Ham
The streak continues! Bone Pimp takes up the loss!
#2 3-Way
Samus vs. Lady of the Lancet vs. Konami Kouda
Samus wrecks everybody beautifully and gets to challenge for the Kawaii Title next week!
#3 Hardcore Match
Garbo Girl vs. Yelizaveta RN
Yelizaveta does what she does best. Make people unable to get up anymore.
Scene: Palpy talks about his revenge plans against various people
#4 Bunny Championship :3
Lore Convoluter vs. Kylo Ren ©
Kylo retains, but not without Face’s interference. Palpy would be proud if he wasn’t so mad about this.
#5 Singles
a tree vs. Freddie Hope
Woah! That went on for a while, but Freddie eventually got tree down for the 1… 2… 3…
Intermission: LPFWA vs. The Universe
Dash Rendar vs. Samoa Joe vs. Kurt Angle vs. Scott Steiner
[spoiler]Normally if you go one on one with another wrestler you got a fifty fifty chance of winning. But Dash is a genetic freak and he’s not normal, so you got a 100% at least at beat him. Then you add Kurt Angle to the mix, your chance of winning drastic go up, because Kurt Angle KNOWS he can’t beat me so he’s not even gonna try. But then he pins me anyway and I’m sad. The numbers don’t lie, they are 1, 2, 3.
Main Event: LP Superstar Championship
D the Destroyer vs. Palpatine ©
D wins by countout, which means Palpy retains through Championship’s advantage yadda yadda.
Scene: Nuffkins announces an open challenge, Fred Hope answers[/spoiler]
SCENE???!??!?!?
YerPalHal issues a FOIT ME M8 challenge to IGgy, who is the reigning champion as Stone Cold Boss Man Nakamura
Don’t remember FOIT ME M8? Here’s how it goes.
Hey everyone, let me introduce a new Championship belt!
The FOIT ME M8 Title!
If you watched the last two streams you already know what’s up with that one but I’m finally making it official. A belt challenged for and defended by actual people playing WWE 2k18 on PS4. Anyone can challenge as long as they honor the rules.
Belt is challenged for by saying “FOIT ME M8” to the reigning champion.
Ideally these matches take place after a stream but if not title matches need to be recorded in some way.
All participants have to pick random, except for the reigning champion, who uses the wrestler they won the title with.
It’s a shoot, brother!
If the title changes hands the wrestler who held it until then ACTUALLY FUCKING DIES FOR REAL! and can’t be used anymore and must be skipped. Except the Undertaker. He always comes back.
If you are champion you are allowed to create a champion’s entrance and attire for the wrestler you won with. You are also allowed to change their twitter handle to @Sting . You don’t have to do any of that but that’s what I’m doing. But keep in mind that the actual title is the Twitter handle @Sting . As champion you SHOULD bring it to the ring at all times.
If there’s really messed up lag across an ocean then that’s cool, I guess. The netcode is bad anyway.
Current Champion:
IGgy as Big Boss Man '91
Past Champions (dead people):
JunpeiHyde as Sting
Failed Challengers (also dead people):
JunpeiHyde as The Miz
IGgy
April 25, 2018, 11:53pm
#137
This Saturday we will have THE BIG SHOW (feat. The Big Show)
As usual, you are welcome to vote on who gets to face THE THREE WAY AT SACRIFICE in a four-way at TNA Sacrifice
#1 Eight-Way Chaos
Flamander vs. Fruitsniffer vs. Majestic Goat-Man vs. Toad vs. Lore Convoluter vs. Macro Man Keynes vs. D the Destroyer vs. Big Show!
#2 Singles Match
Woolsey Smythe vs. Thundercat Chris Pine
#3 Revenge for that one time
Garbo Girl vs. DCB
#4 Kawaii Championship
Samus vs. Tolvie ©
#5 Co-Comm Championship
Hugrule Warriors vs. Unlikely Roommates ©
#6 Bunny Championship :3
a tree vs. Kylo Ren ©
#7 LP Superstar Championship
anilEhilated vs. Palpatine
Intermission: LPFWA vs. the Universe
https://goo.gl/forms/MuOnkluglEOf1d553 vs. Samoa Joe vs. Kurt Angle vs. Scott Steiner
#8 LPFWA Championship
Fred Hope vs. Nuffkins ©
Main Event: LPFWA Women‘s Championship (Match to unify the timelines???) TWO OUT OF THREE FALLS
Hell-Ena © vs. Nadira ©
#99999 FOIT ME M8???
Maybe.
My brothers in arms thon hugrule warriors let us huv thon match of the night and tear the roof aff the hoose. Win or lose on either side I must say it is a pleasure tae face ye two again not as the jerk i wis when i first arrived but as the warrior who respects ye both.
And if me and Tommy do lose drinks are oan me my friends…but ye’ll huv tae work for it lads. Angus does not buy drinks fir free
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“The Hugrule Warriors will always be ready to throw down with the Unlikely Roommates! Be ready to defend that belt with all you got!”
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IGgy
April 28, 2018, 9:35pm
#140
Show starts in 15 minutes. https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen
1st Match: Eight-Way Chaos
2nd Match: Woolsey Smythe vs. Thundercat Chris Pine
3rd Match: Garbo Girl vs. DivineCoffeeBinge
4th Match: Samus vs. Tolvie ©
5th Match: Hugrule Warriors vs. Unlikely Roommates ©
6th Match: A tree vs. Kylo Ren ©
7th Match: anilEhilated vs. Palpatine ©
Intermission: IGgy vs. Samoa Joe vs. Kurt Angle vs. Scott Steiner
8th Match: Freddie Hope vs. Nuffkins ©
9th Match: Hell-Ena © vs. Nadira ©