IGgy
September 1, 2018, 8:14pm
#221
Show starts in 15 minutes. https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen
Match 1: 8-Way Chaos
Match 2: Thundercat Chris Pine vs. Link © for the LP Superstar Title
Match 3: The Brutal Baroness vs. Lady of the Lancet © for the Kawaii Title
Match 4: Konami Kouda vs. Terara Fluffybottom © for the Pokeymanz Title
Match 5: Dreamland Express vs. Kylo Ren © for the Co-Comm titles
Match 6: Angus McMutton vs. Tommy Wiseau
Match 7: Palpatine vs. Nuffkins © for the Bunny Title :3
Match 8: Fruitsniffer vs. Majestic Goat-Man (Z1 Final)
Match 9: Hell-Ena vs. Valerie Easton © for the LPFWA Women’s Title
Match 10: Lotus Aura vs. Flamander © for the LPFWA Title
IGgy
September 2, 2018, 2:11pm
#222
LPFWA 2k18 Episode #40 - ALL OUT - Lips Pressing For Warrior’s Advantage
Deathmaster780: Large Pubgoer Finishes the Wiseau Adversary
divinecoffeebinge: Large Promoter Fiending to Watch All-In
divinecoffeebinge: Lips Pressing For Warrior’s Advantage
Erainor: Leftover Pugilists Fight Without Achievement
It’s time!
Let’s go ALL OUT
The show will start an hour early, hoping it’ll end in time for ALL IN so check the linked event for the exact time. For that reason I have decided to not have a bonus match for one more week. Or maybe I’ll add one, I don’t know, depends on the time.
#1 8-Way Chaos: Z1 Leftover Edition (and D)
Toad vs. Kylo Ren vs. El Catire Arrecho vs. Dash Rendar vs. Freddie Hope vs. A tree vs. Lore Convoluter vs. D the Destroyer
It ended with Toad, Freddie and D being still in the match, surprising no-one when they went to a draw.
#2 LP Superstar Title
Thundercat Chris Pine vs. Link ©
Accompanied by their respective stables both fighters were determined to go home with the Superstar Title but in the end Link was able to defend the belt successfully for the first time.
#3 Kawaii title
The Brutal Baroness vs. Lady of the Lancet ©
In the Baroness’ first singles match she was able to show what she got with that vicious slap and the Torture Rack that submitted Lady.
#4 Pokeymanz Championship
Konami Kouda vs. Terara Fluffybottom ©
This match has been a long time in the making. Konami was determined to capture the Pokeymanz Title again in order to destroy it since… like episode 4. We’re now at Episode 40. Shit. Anyway, Konami defeats a returning Rara. She was not supposed to be gone for that long and yet here we are.
#5 Co-Comm Championship
Dreamland Express vs. Kylo Ren ©
Unfortunate circumstances made it so Kylo Ren had to defend the Co-Comm Titles on his own. Face is the Buscus, meaning he’s not allowed to have any matches that aren’t for the Buscus and Tommy had a big match of his own ahead of him. Although the only other Handicap match in LPFWA history ended with the disadvantaged person winning, Kylo could not emerge victorious and we have new Co-Comm champions.
#6 Singles Match
Angus McMutton vs. Tommy Wiseau
Angus beat Tommy in convincing fashion after losing convincingly last time. Somehow I have the feeling that this isn’t quite over yet and we will arbitrarily start this feud back up for no reason at a later date.
#7 Bunny Championship
Palpatine vs. Nuffkins ©
Even though Palpy calls the Bunny Title bad half the time his series of six consecutive successful defenses still means something to him. Which is why he challenged Teammate Nuffkins to prove his worth. Of course, Nuffkins wins but during the match this seemingly foregone conclusion began to become uncertain when Palpy hit two Galactic Elbows. In the end Nuffkins won after the second Transitional Move ™
#8 Z1 Climax Final
Fruitsniffer vs. Majestic Goat-Man
Finally, the Z1 Block Winners would go all out on one another. Although he did not go down without a fight, Fruity’s harder-hitting moves were shut down by Goat-Man who brought everything he got. Even two consecutive MGMs outta nowhere could not keep fruity down. A third one later on was what ended it, though.
#9 LPFWA Women’s Championship
Hell-Ena vs. Valerie Easton ©
#10 LPFWA Championship
Lotus Aura vs. Flamander ©
They went fast and hard they kicked, they flipped and, in Flamanders case, wormed. Completely. Twice. Lotus could not come back from a second full worm. Flamande retains.
Bet ya wished you helped yuir first ora task masters noo Tommy boy. God ah hope mah boss gies me some cookie money for screwing his rivals that badly
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IGgy
September 6, 2018, 5:49pm
#224
First show after ALL OUT will be at our usual time again and for the first time in a while we’ll have a vote for the bonus match going.
I’ve been thinking of cutting the vote, honestly, because while the streams get more viewers on average now votes have declined which tells me there’s not that much of an interest in that anymore. But for the time being I’ll keep on letting you decide our bonus matches.
#1 Buscus Brawl
Face © vs. a tree
#2 Singles Match
H00arvey Birdman vs. Dr. Ham
#3 Tag-Team Match
Morgan Wulbraid & Inspector Jane vs. Team Count-Out
#4 Bunny Championship :3
Toad vs. Nuffkins ©
Intermission: LPFWA vs. The Universe
Vote here: https://goo.gl/forms/IebXJ7bLqnYFOj8V2
#5 Singles Match
Lotus Aura vs. D the Destroyer
#6 Kawaii Title
Kara the Punch Wizard vs. The Brutal Baroness ©
IGgy
September 8, 2018, 8:44pm
#225
Show starts in 15 minutes. https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen
Match 1: Face © vs. a tree for the Buscus
Match 2: Harvey Birdman vs. Dr. Ham
Match 3: Morgan Wulbraid & Inspector Jane vs. Team Count-Out
Match 4: Toad vs. Nuffkins © for the Bunny Title :3
Intermission: Bone Pimp vs. THE UNDERTAKER
Match 5: Lotus Aura vs. D the Destroyer
Match 6: Kara the Punch Wizard vs. The Brutal Baroness © for the Kawaii Title
IGgy
September 9, 2018, 5:34pm
#226
LPFWA 2k18 Episode #41 - Leather Princess Foils Winning Action
crow: Leather Princess Foils Winning Action
Clips:
Morgan and Jane vs. Count-Out: https://clips.twitch.tv/SilkyWanderingGerbilNerfBlueBlaster
Harvey Birdman vs. Dr. Ham: https://clips.twitch.tv/BlazingThoughtfulCarrotNomNom
Also: I made a compilation of all of the clips (plus some) - Clippamania #1
First show after ALL OUT will be at our usual time again and for the first time in a while we’ll have a vote for the bonus match going.
I’ve been thinking of cutting the vote, honestly, because while the streams get more viewers on average now votes have declined which tells me there’s not that much of an interest in that anymore. But for the time being I’ll keep on letting you decide our bonus matches.
#1 Buscus Brawl
Face © vs. a tree
The streak is finally over! Tree defeats Face! But that means Face is still the Buscus. Oops.
#2 Singles Match
Harvey Birdman vs. Dr. Ham
#3 Tag-Team Match
Morgan Wulbraid & Inspector Jane vs. Team Count-Out
Morgan’s Debut and Team Count-Out’s (Nadira and DCB) official debut, although they did have a match before that ended in count-out. Like this one. Only the accidental count-out attempt got reversed and Morgan and Jane win!
Scene: Konami is plotting to get rid of the Pokeymanz Title, as usual, Val shows up but doesn’t challenge her, but then Garbo Girl wants to get that title she thinks she earned and a backstage brawl ensues. Konami emerges victorious and retains the Pokeymanz Title
#4 Bunny Championship :3
Toad vs. Nuffkins ©
These two big bois go one on one and land a ton of big moves. But in the end It’s Nuffkins who takes the win again. At this point we don’t really know who can beat him.
Intermission: LPFWA vs. The Universe
Bone Pimp vs. The Undertaker
Scene: Goat-Man trashes every belt except the LPFWA Title, which he intends to go for as his reward for winning the Z1.
#5 Singles Match
Lotus Aura vs. D the Destroyer
The two people who challenged Flamander for the LPFWA Championship so far go against each other. As expected it’s very close but D takes the win in the end.
#6 Kawaii Title
Kara the Punch Wizard vs. The Brutal Baroness ©
Suddenly Kara Punches Baroness and Baroness stays down for the 3-Count. Brutal.
IGgy
September 13, 2018, 1:35pm
#227
This week’s show will be at the usual time .
Due to decline in people voting I decided to actually do something different. Rather than voting on a bonus match I’ll just do whatever as an intermission. Also it’s a pain to slightly alter the google form every week.
This time we’ll be seeing a small bit of WWE Smackdown: Here Comes the Pain’s season mode.
#1 Buscus Brawl
Face © vs. Lore Convoluter
#2 Three-Way
Harvey Birdman vs. Bone Pimp vs. Edgy Boi
#3 Singles Match
Morgan Wulbraid vs. Terara Fluffybottom
#4 Tag Team Match
oRa66 vs. Hugrule Warriors
Intermission: WWE Smackdown: Here Comes the Pain Season Mode
#5 LP Superstar Championship
D the Destroyer vs. Link ©
#6 Bunny Championship :3
Lotus Aura vs. Nuffkins ©
IGgy
September 15, 2018, 8:45pm
#228
Show starts in 15 minutes. https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen
Match 1: Face © vs. Lore Convoluter for the Buscus
Match 2: Harvey Birdman vs. Bone Pimp vs. Edgy Boi
Match 3: Morgan Wulbraid vs. Terara Fluffybottom
Match 4: oRa 66 vs. Hugrule Warriors
Intermission: Here Comes the Pain
Match 5: D the Destroyer vs. Link © for the LP Superstar Title
Match 6: Lotus Aura vs. Nuffkins © for the Bunny Title :3
IGgy
September 16, 2018, 3:26pm
#229
LPFWA 2k18 Episode #42 - Lotus Pushes for Winning Anime
This week’s show will be at the usual time .
Due to decline in people voting I decided to actually do something different. Rather than voting on a bonus match I’ll just do whatever as an intermission. Also it’s a pain to slightly alter the google form every week.
This time we’ll be seeing a small bit of WWE Smackdown: Here Comes the Pain’s season mode.
Scene: The Hugrule Warriors have a standard strategy meeting followed by ice cream.
#1 Buscus Brawl
Face © vs. Lore Convoluter
Face finally manages to get rid of the Buscus, enabling him to compete for the Co-Comm Titles again.
#2 Three-Way
Harvey Birdman vs. Bone Pimp vs. Edgy Boi
Basically, everyone got their stuff in but Harvey ends up taking the win.
#3 Singles Match
Morgan Wulbraid vs. Terara Fluffybottom
Rara gets her first win since returning from the crate dimention and her second ever win :3
Scene: Konami further prepares to destroy the Pokeymanz Title, but Inspector Jane overhears DCB and Konami talking and now believes that the Pokeymanz Title is linked to some Satanic occurences.
#4 Tag Team Match
oRa66 vs. Hugrule Warriors
Intermission: WWE Smackdown: Here Comes the Pain Season Mode
IGgy vs. Stone Cold Steve Austin - Stone Cold wins
America Man vs. IGgy’s Dad - IGgy’s Dad wins
#5 LP Superstar Championship
D the Destroyer vs. Link ©
Aw man! This could have been a good one but it ended via count-out
#6 Bunny Championship :3
Lotus Aura vs. Nuffkins ©
What a match! Lotus brought a dive, Imploding 450s and several Suplex Cutters, Nuffkins brought the Nuffkins Move, the Nuff Said and the Transitional Move. In the end it was another Nuff Said that ended it all.
IGgy
September 19, 2018, 7:17pm
#230
This week’s show will happen, you guessed it, this Saturday, at the usual time.
We’ll start to check out the N64 AKI games in our intermission segment, starting with both their WCW titles.
The match card for this week is as follows:
#1 Buscus Brawl
Lore Convoluter © vs. Tommy Wiseau
#2 Singles Match
Morgan Wulbraid vs. DivineCoffeeBinge
#3 Singles Match
The Brutal Baroness vs. Yelizaveta RN
#4 Bunny Championship
Harvey Birdman vs. Nuffkins ©
Intermission: AKI Games: WCW vs. nWo: World Tour & WCW vs. nWo: Revenge
#5 Three-Way
Toad vs. Freddie Hope vs. D the Destroyer
#6 Co-Comm Championship
First oRa vs. Dreamland Express ©
Haw why the hell dae I no get a match ya piss smelling rat and ye give that wastrel tommy wan thats it i threatened it long enough…i’m taking over comms this week and nae wan can stop me
IGgy
September 22, 2018, 8:44pm
#232
Show starts in 15 minutes. https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen
Match 1: Lore Convoluter © vs. Tommy Wiseau for the Buscus
Match 2: Morgan Wulbraid vs. DivineCoffeeBinge
Match 3: The Brutal Baroness vs. Yelizaveta RN
Match 4: Harvey Birdmann vs. Nuffkins © for the Bunny Title :3
Intermission: AKI Games: WCW vs. nWo World Tour/Revenge
Match 5: Toad vs. Freddie Hope vs. D the Destroyer
Match 6: First oRa vs. Dreamland Express © for the Co-Comm Title
IGgy
September 23, 2018, 8:59pm
#233
LPFWA 2k18 Episode #43 - Lackey of Palpy Fucks With Attorney
Deathmaster780: Lackey of Palpy Fucks With Attorney
Also feel free to join the Discord . Most of the talk about LPFWA seems to be going on there and the thread has died down a bit since not many people like to do the in-character promos anymore.
This does not mean I’ll abandon the thread, though, so don’t worry about that you don’t have to join some loser Discord to stay up to date.
This week’s show will happen, you guessed it, this Saturday, at the usual time.
We’ll start to check out the N64 AKI games in our intermission segment, starting with both their WCW titles.
The match card for this week is as follows:
#1 Buscus Brawl
Lore Convoluter © vs. Tommy Wiseau
Tommy gets what he deserves. By which I mean the Buscus. Tha means Lore wins!
Scene: Jeff Lyfe interviews Flamander on next week’s match, asking him about his thoughts on the Challenger, Goat-Man. Flamander doesn’t seem too impressed. Then Fruity shows up and announces he also wants a shot at Flamander, with or without title, because he’s still a bit salty about the time Flamander hugged him. Then Fruity, Flamander and Jeff go for a couple beers.
#2 Singles Match
Morgan Wulbraid vs. DivineCoffeeBinge
We believed right until the end that DCB might win this one. She didn’t. Morgan takes the victory.
#3 Singles Match
The Brutal Baroness vs. Yelizaveta RN
Red Dress vs. Red Dress. Red Dress won. Oh, the shiny one. The one that the Brutal Baroness was wearing. Actually, to think of it, it was her who won. The dress did noting.
Scene: Jane calls out Konami because she doesn’t properly understand how the Pokeymanz Title works and accidentally challenges her to a match instead of taking the easy route and ambush her. Ah well.
#4 Bunny Championship
Harvey Birdman vs. Nuffkins ©
Wow, the Birdman is going fast, but can’t keep the pace for long. Nuffkins wins in the end but it was not a 100% clean victory as Angus pulled out the ref when Nuffkins was pinned.
Intermission: AKI Games: WCW vs. nWo: World Tour & WCW vs. nWo: Revenge
Buff Bagwell vs. Scott Steiner - Buff is the stuff and the girls just can’t get enough!
Scott Steiner vs. Buff Bagwell - Normally when you go one on one with another wrestler, Scott Steiner wins.
#5 Three-Way
Toad vs. Freddie Hope vs. D the Destroyer
That one went fast! They all kind of did damage to each other but in the end Toad pinned Freddie after a successful FU2
Scene: Rara wants the championship… uh… it’s not gold. It doesn’t look like gold. It’s the LPFWA Women’s Championship. She was denied her chance to compete in the inaugural tournament so it’s only fair that she gets a chance now. Against a literal demon. Hell-Ena accepts. This will be a match of polar opposites.
#6 Co-Comm Championship
First oRa vs. Dreamland Express ©
After Kylo’s resilient performance last time it’s kind of surprising but the Dreamland Express retains.
IGgy
September 27, 2018, 2:04pm
#234
This week’s PPV will be the Hall of Buscus at the usual time .
I did not think of a name or theme for the PPV until moments before recording. I decided on Hall of Buscus because I was ashamed of not having any ideas so now we have a Buscus themed show. This will be the first and probably only PPV where the Buscus is defended. Under special rules no less. However gets eliminated by Tommy, the current Buscus, last becomes the new Buscus.
An Intermission might be inserted later but for now this is the card:
#1 Eight-Way Buscus Royale (whoever gets eliminated by the Buscus Champ last (if at all) becomes the Buscus)
Tommy Wiseau © vs. Face vs. Dr. Ham vs. Woolsey Smythe vs. a tree vs. Macro Man Keynes vs. Angus McMutton vs. IGgy
#2 Pokeymanz Championship
Inspector Jane vs. Konami Kouda ©
#3 Co-Commentary Championship
Third Street Sinners vs. The Dreamland Express ©
#4 LP Superstar Championship
anilEhilated vs. Link ©
#5 Kawaii Championship
Morgan Wulbraid vs. Kara the Punch Wizard ©
#6 LPFWA Championship
Majestic Goat-Man vs. Flamander ©
#7 LPFWA Women’s Championship
Terara Fluffybottom vs. Hell-Ena ©
#8 Bunny Championship
Freddie Hope vs. Nuffkins ©
IGgy
September 29, 2018, 8:45pm
#235
Show starts in 15 minutes. https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen
Match 1: Eight Way Buscus Battle Royale
Match 2: Inspector Jane vs. Konami Kouda © for the Pokeymanz Title
Match 3: Third Street Sinners vs. The Dreamland Express © for the Co-Comm Titles
Match 4: anilEhilated vs. Link © for the LP Superstar Title
Intermission: Fire Pro Wrestling 1 vs. Fire Pro Wrestling World
Match 5: Morgan Wulbraid vs. Kara the Punch Wizard © for the Kawaii Title
Match 6: Majestic Goat-Man vs. Flamander © for the LPFWA Title
Match 7: Terara Fluffybottom vs. Hell-Ena © for the LPFWA Women’s Title
Match 8: Freddie Hope vs. Nuffkins © for the Bunny Title
IGgy
September 30, 2018, 7:46pm
#236
LPFWA 2k18 Episode #44 - Lasers Perforate Flying Wicked Aerialists
That was a fun show if I say so myself!
Feel free to come hang in the Discord too.
#6 Episode 20, Match 3 - Third Street Sinners vs. Freddie Hope and Flamander for the Co-Comm Titles
(Link to whole show)
The Third Street Sinners have been meaning to make their proper Tag Team debut for a while now, but Bone Pimp held the Buscus and was not allowed outside Buscus matches (and still wasn’t at this point, he go into trouble simply for being at ringside).
They just couldn’t wait any longer and challenged Freddie and Flamander for the Co-Comm Titles.
And what a match this turned out to be. First, the quest for the hot tag, then Flamanders unending resiliency and then one of the best Tag Team matches we had ended.
Loads of Acronyms this time!
divinecoffeebinge: Losers Perform For Worldwide Acclaim
divinecoffeebinge: Large Pudgy Freak Withstands Axehandles
ZephyrWhisper: Lone Plantigrad Fighter Wrenching Armbars
RatherWT: Losers’ Paperview? Felon Wulbraid Attacks!
divinecoffeebinge: Legal Protection Fails Wulbraid’s Assailant
ZephyrWhisper: Local Police Frame Wizard Attacker
divinecoffeebinge: Lasers Perforate Flying Wicked Aerialists
Deathmaster780: Largely Purple Fauna Wrestles Admirably
RatherWT: Lotsa Pinpoint Funnybone Wacks, Ah!
Suggestions:
“The Sinners vs Flamander & Freddie at Toxx Party, that match was amazing in many ways.
Also Nuffkins vs Harvey” -Deathmaster780
Here’s some clips:
Time Crash (anilEhilated vs. Link): https://clips.twitch.tv/TangentialStylishSeahorseSSSsss
Double the Elbow, Double the Fun (Goat vs. Flamander): https://clips.twitch.tv/ShinyTacitJalapenoWTRuck
She did it again! (Rara vs. Hell-Ena, spoils the finish): https://clips.twitch.tv/CloudySlipperySheepShazBotstix
This week’s PPV will be the Hall of Buscus at the usual time .
I did not think of a name or theme for the PPV until moments before recording. I decided on Hall of Buscus because I was ashamed of not having any ideas so now we have a Buscus themed show. This will be the first and probably only PPV where the Buscus is defended. Under special rules no less. However gets eliminated by Tommy, the current Buscus, last becomes the new Buscus.
An Intermission might be inserted later but for now this is the card:
#1 Eight-Way Buscus Royale (whoever gets eliminated by the Buscus Champ last (if at all) becomes the Buscus)
Tommy Wiseau © vs. Face vs. Dr. Ham vs. Woolsey Smythe vs. a tree vs. Macro Man Keynes vs. Angus McMutton vs. IGgy
Believe it or not, but this match actually had a winner and it’s moi. That’s “me” in french. I don’t speak french though. So let’s just be 1000% clear that it was me, IGgy IGsen! Tommy himself did not eliminate anyone, as such there was no title change.
#2 Pokeymanz Championship
Inspector Jane vs. Konami Kouda ©
Wow, this went fast! Somehow Konami could not stand against Inspector Jane.
#3 Co-Commentary Championship
Third Street Sinners vs. The Dreamland Express ©
The Dreamland Express retains in vicous fashion.
#4 LP Superstar Championship
anilEhilated vs. Link ©
In their previous bout Link was victorious after a very long battle. This time anil hit his finisher, the Exploder Suplex, unable to stand up he crawls to Link to pin him, winning the match and the LP Superstar Title. Also this happened: https://clips.twitch.tv/TangentialStylishSeahorseSSSsss
Intermission: Fire Pro Wrestling vs. Fire Pro Wrestling World
Video games are fun
But they ruined the Macho Man sound board!
#5 Kawaii Championship
Morgan Wulbraid vs. Kara the Punch Wizard ©
Kara punched Morgan at least twice but she would not stand down and wins after the second Vertebreaker/Copkiller/Dragon’s Breath.
#6 LPFWA Championship
Majestic Goat-Man vs. Flamander ©
Holy shit, what a match! They gave it everything, even the elbow drop to the ass . It’s just a shame, if it weren’t for the finish being a wet fart this would have been one of the best matches we’ve ever had (Goat wins by count-out, no title change)
#7 LPFWA Women’s Championship
Terara Fluffybottom vs. Hell-Ena ©
#8 Bunny Championship
Freddie Hope vs. Nuffkins ©
The second time these two meet this season. Last time it was for the LPFWA Championship and Freddie lost. This time it’s forthe Bunny Championship :3
Oh Vertebreaker, I thought you were saying Virgin Breaker and was very confused.
IGgy
October 3, 2018, 9:04pm
#238
Next show is at the usual time
What there will be as an intermission or if there will be one is to be decided.
This week a newcomer, indie Darling Grace Thorusen makes her LPFWA debut, Goat-Man getse a shot at the bunny title because he’s beat the current champion during the Z1, oRa66 and Hugrule warriors go against each other to determine a No. 1 Contender for the Co-Com titles and Samus challenges Morgan Wulbraid for the Kawaii Title.
I also put our match highlights in spreadsheet form so I don’t have to update it in multiple places anymore.
Of course you are welcome to suggest matches to use as highlights as usual.
#1 Buscus Brawl
Tomy Wiseau © vs. Woolsey Smythe
#2 Three-Way
Angus McMutten vs. D the Destroyer vs. Lore Convoluter
#3 Singles Match
Jumpy Chan vs. Grace Thoruson
#4 Bunny Championship :3
The Majestic Goat-Man vs. Freddie Hope ©
#5 Co-Comm No. Contender Match
oRa 66 vs. Hugrule Warriors
#6 Kawaii Championship
Samus vs. Morgan Wulbraid ©
IGgy
October 6, 2018, 8:44pm
#239
Show starts in 15 minutes. https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen
Match 1: Tommy Wiseau © vs. Woolsey Smythe for the Buscus
Match 2: Angus McMutton vs. D the Destroyer vs. Lore Convoluter
Match 3: Jumpy-Chan vs. Grace Thoruson
Match 4: Majestic Goat-Man vs. Freddie Hope © for the Bunny Title
Intermission: WWF Wrestlemania Arcade (Mega Drive version)
Match 5: oRa66 vs. Hugrule Warriors
Match 6: Samus vs. Morgan Wulbraid © for the Kawaii Title
IGgy
October 7, 2018, 5:28pm
#240
LPFWA 2k18 Episode #45 - Let’s Perform Finishers With Alliteration
That was a fun show if I say so myself!
Feel free to come hang in the Discord too.
And check out this list of highlight matches
Deathmaster780: LOL Please! Fucking Wiseau’s Atorcious
ActnShakespeare: Let’s Perform Finishers With Alliteration
Deathmaster780: Longhorned Purple Fighter Wins Again
I’ve added a new match to our highlights! (or two matches, really)
#7 Episode 21, Match ??? - The LPFWA Women’s Championship Tournament Finals
(Link to whole show)
The Finals of the Tournament to crown the inaugural LPFWA Women’s Title was the culmination of a trainwreck of an episode that I can only recommend watching as a whole to get the full picture, but here’s a quick rundown:
At the start of the episode Rara was assaulted backstage and got stuck in a crate… Moving on, the matches proceed as normal until one match ended and then restarted. I do this sometimes for fun, but I always use the first take. However, it was only a question of time until I mess up and accidentally include the runback. So the timelines split here… to make things worse. And later on I accidentally included a botched take…
So before the finals Rara escaped the crate but as we all know Rara was stuck in that crate for months to come. This is the episode that made everything weird. Anyway, you’re about to see the canon and the non canon finals in succession. The “first” one was not pre-recorded for a change, the second was, but I mistakenly recorded the match for my botched outcomes. Vintage LPFWA!
Next show is at the usual time
What there will be as an intermission or if there will be one is to be decided.
This week a newcomer, indie darling Grace Thorusopn makes her LPFWA debut, Goat-Man getse a shot at the bunny title because he’s beat the current champion during the Z1, oRa66 and Hugrule warriors go against each other to determine a No. 1 Contender for the Co-Comm titles and Samus challenges Morgan Wulbraid for the Kawaii Title.
I also put our match highlights in spreadsheet form so I don’t have to update it in multiple places anymore.
Of course you are welcome to suggest matches to use as highlights as usual.
#1 Buscus Brawl
Tomy Wiseau © vs. Woolsey Smythe
Wiseau starts strong but can’t keep up and stays the Buscus
#2 Three-Way
Angus McMutton vs. D the Destroyer vs. Lore Convoluter
D pins Angus for the pin but roughed up both of his opponents considerably.
#3 Singles Match
Jumpy-Chan vs. Grace Thoruson
Strong debut for Grace as she beats Jumpy.
Scene: The Hugrule Warriors discuss who’s going to be in the No. 1 Contender match for the Co-Comm Titles later on. They settle on Link and Catire.
#4 Bunny Championship :3
The Majestic Goat-Man vs. Freddie Hope ©
Goat proves that his win over Freddie in the Z1 was not just a fluke, but this time Freddie took him seriously, making this a much more even match. In the end, though, we have a new Bunny Champion, goat.
Intermission: WWF Wrestlemania Arcace (Mega Drive version)
#5 Co-Comm No. 1 Contender Match
oRa 66 vs. Hugrule Warriors
Despite going against Palpy AND Nuffkins Catire and Link pull out a win with Catire pinning Palpy.
#6 Kawaii Championship
Samus vs. Morgan Wulbraid ©
They went back and forth for a bit but the Vertebreaker ended the match as it should.