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All right! With the next PPV we’ll hit episode 52. Which means an entire kayfabe year. All though, our real one-year anniversary will be the next show. First episode was on Nov 4 2017.
For the 52 episode milestone I was thinking of just ending LPFWA for now but I’m not so sure about that anymore.
I’m thinking of:
Keeping it running as it is
Switch games (2k19, ugh… or Fire Pro Wrestling World)
End it.
Overall I’d love to hear if there’s anything left you want to see before it ends (if it ends next PPV). Last time someone suggested “throw Palpatine into the sun” and that’s what inspired me to do the whole bit where the moon gets hurled towards the sun due to a powerful suplex and LPFWA has to combine it’s brains to not die in a fiery blaze.
So if there’s any crazy ideas like that, or storyliens you’d want concluded or anything lemme know.
The runback from the eight way will be for the Pokeymanz title, although, the Pokeymanz title only changes hands when the person holding it is pinned, submitted or KO’d, so there’s a chance that Konami loses but doesn’t take the fall and thus won’t lose the title.
The Sinners go against Freddie and Flamander and Lotus gets a shot at the LP Superstar title.
Wheres mah title shot? Months ago ye gave that wastral Tommy wan and ye continue tae dae nothing wie me…I want whits due tae me…if ye dae not comply there will be consequences. I huv powerful friends iggy and I will nae tak yuir crap anymair
Getting closer to The End For Now ™. This week’s show will be at the usual time, in the usual place. Every match is either a title match or a #1 Contender Match. Well, once a #2 Contender Match, but the matches this and next week will determine the title matches as well as the undercard for the final show, which will be called FIGHT THE POWAH!
Also, here’s the cover of an issue of Pro Wrestling Universe:
#2 Winner Faces Nuffkins in No. 1 Contender Match for LPFWA Title
Pyroi DDD vs. The Majestic Goat-Man
#3 Co-Comm Title Match Contract at FTP (Ladder Match)
Dash Rendar (Borrachos) vs. Face (First oRa) vs. Bone Pimp (Sinners) vs. Angus Mcmutton (oRa 66) vs. El Catire Arrecho (Hugrule) vs. Woolsey Smythe (Haunted Forest)
Yup I am going higher on the gaffers revenge list fir letting face win…this better be worth it
Well of course its worth it my dear pawn…I mean this ten cent flea circus Iggy runs is on life support isn’t it more fun to spread a little DESPAIR before the patient croaks. Can you believe they have an assclown named Freddie Hope so tacky this dump shoulda burnt years ago.
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Okay everyone it’s finally time! Let’s put an end to this madness.
The final episode of LPFWA will be livestreamed in the usual place, at the usual time.
You can set a reminder for the show by following the link and click “Remind Me”. You can also just keep following this thread where I’ll make a post when we go live. Or the stream thread, or the discord, or twitter, or twitch… social media is hell.
It’s going to be hour 52nd episode and the final one for now. Holy shit! That’s a lot. Last time we threw the moon into the sun by accident and had to prevent it with more wrestling. This time wie accidentally screwed up the entire space-time continuum and have to solve the problem with wrestling. I’m seeing a pattern here. Not sure what else to say, so here’s the matches.
In addition to the below there may also be additional matches
Pre-Show: The Big Dumb Chaotic Mess ™ but this time with Over the Top Rope Rules
Lore Convoluter vs. Schir vs. Edgi Boi vs. Harvey Birdman vs. Toad vs. Dr. Ham vs. Thundercat Chris Pine vs. SCOTT FUCKING STEINER
#1 Falls Count Anywhere
DivineCoffeeBinge vs. Konami Kouda
LPFWA 2k18 Finale - FIGHT THE POWAH - Let’s Pleasurably Finish (this) Wrestling Adventure
Here it is… the final episode…
This is LPFWA for now. I don’t know if or when there will be another one of these, but this time, at least, I didn’t end it because I didn’t feel it anymore (Season 1) or because I was burnt out on it (Season 2) but because… well… we went for a really long time. Thanks everybody for watching live, for watching vods, for contributing characters, for being on commentary, for contributing to the thread, for lurking in the thread, for following this all the way to the end, for hopping in in the middle, for giving it a chance.
If you want to relieve some of LPFWA stuff I made a list of highlights. I will continue updating it as there are still some matches that I want to add (and you’re free to suggest more)
Again, no idea when or if another season or something similar will materialize. Might be soon, might be in a while, might be never. But if you want to be the first to learn feel free to hop on in on the Discord
And with all that said: Here’s the actual meat of this post:
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STATS
To help me book LPFWA I created a huge-ass spreadsheet. Which had the benefit that I could get all kinds of interesting tidbits by looking at all these numbers I put down. Below is a collection of some of the data I’ve gathered. I prepared a watered down version of it that mirrored some data but here’s the actual spreadsheet I used to record everything.
General Stats:
Total Matches: 409
Singles Matches: 313 (76.53 %)
Tag Matches: 43 (10.51%)
Multi Matches: 49 (11.98%)
The remaining 4 (0.98%) were Fire Pro Wrestling World matches.
16 (3.96%) of all Matches ended by count-out
6 of those involved DCB, she won 4 of those.
3 of these wins were in singles matches.
That’s 30 % of all her singles wins.
12 (2.97%) of all Matches ended in a draw
6 of all Draws were Battle Royals that curtain jerked most PPVs
1 of those 6 ended via the game crashing
5 of all Draws were singles matches.
1 of those ended by the game soft locking.
The rarest general match types are:
4-Person Tag Matches and Handicap matches.
There was only one of each.
There were a total of 135 Scenes
There were an average 2.62 Scenes per Episode.
Backstage Brawls were also counted as scenes.
Mainly because they have nothing to do wiht how good someone does
But some of them also only served to further the story.
Which actually makes them scenes.
Championship Stats:
LPFWA Championship:
Longest Reign: 218 Days (by Nuffkins)
Most Successful Defenses: 7 (by Nuffkins)
Most Reigns: 1 (Shared by all. Flamander has 2 if we count the one from Season 2)
Total Reigns: 3
Total Matches: 13
LPFWA Women’s Championship:
Longest Reign: 84 Days (ongoing, by Hell-Ena)
Most Successful Defenses: 3 (ongoing, by Hell-Ena)
Most Reings: 2 (Hell-Ena)
Total Reigns 4.5
Total Matches: 10
Bunny Championship :3
Longest Reign: 84 Days (by Nuffkins)
Most Successful Defenses: 10 (by Nuffkins)
Most Reigns: 3 by (Majestic Goat-Man)
Total Reigns: 16
Total Matches: 51
Kawaii Championship:
Longest Reign: 63 Days (by Valerie Easton, Tolvie and Nadira)
Most Successful Defenses: 3 (by Tolvie and Nadira)
Most Reigns: 2 (Tolvie and Valerie Easton)
Total Reigns: 14
Total Matches: 25
LP Superstar Championship:
Longest Reign: 106 Days (by a tree)
Most Successful Defenses: 5 (by a tree)
Most Reigns: 2 (by Palpy and anilEhilated)
Total Reigns: 11
Total Matches: 25
Co-Comm Championship:
Longest Reign: 92 Days (by Fredmander)
Most Successful Defenses: 5 (by Fredmander)
Most Reigns: 3 (by First oRa)
Total Reigns: 12
Total Matches: 25
Pokeymanz Title:
Longest Reign: 35 Days (by Tolvie)
Most Successful Defenses: 1 (Hell-Ena, Valerie Easton, Konami Kouda, DivineCoffeeBinge)
Most Reigns: 2 (by Valerie Easton, Konami Kouda and DivineCoffeeBinge)
Total Reigns: 16
Total Matches: 23
The Buscus:
Longest Reign: 71 Days (by Bone Pimp)
Most Successful Defenses: 5 (by Bone Pimp and The Masked Man)
Most Reigns: 2 (by The Masked Man and Woolsey Smythe)
Total Reigns: 17
Total Matches: 32
Wrestler Stats:
Out of 63 character submissions I made 52
That accounts for 82,54% of all submissions.
(This, of course, includes my own characters)
There was only one character I rejected.
It was literally a penis.
The rest of the undone ones were from repeat contributors
So everybody got at least one character made.
The Wrestlers that appeared the most period (Matches + Scenes) are:
Fruity (57), Palpy (56), DCB (51), IGgy (50), Kylo (45)
The 5 Wrestlers with the most matches were:
DCB (40), Palpy (35), Kylo (34), Goat (34) and Fruity (31)
If we take matches per Episode starting from the debut of wrestlers:
Grace (0.88), DCB (0.77), Palpy (0.69), Kylo (0.67) and Goat (0.67)
Morgan Wulbraid also has 0.67 Matches per Episode.
The five characters that appeared in scenes the most were:
Fruitsniffer (27), Palpatine (21), Link (15), Nuffkins (14), Catire (13)
This excludes IGgy (27) and Jeff Lyfe (29)
The LPFWA Elite Four are:
Nuffkins, Fruitsniffer, Hell-Ena, Flamander.
I forgot how exactly I calculated these. But this list looks accurate.
It does favor people with a higher match-count, though.
For just the Women’s Division this would be:
Hell-Ena, Valerie Easton, Morgan Wulbraid and Nadira.
And forthe Men’s Division…
Nuffkins, Fruitsniffer, Flamander and Goat-Man
If you want to be negative here’s the bottom 4:
DCB, Masked Man, Lore Convoluter and Garbo Girl