[FINISHED] LPFWA 2k18 - Killing the Business Since 2013

LPFWA 2k18 Episode #37 - Largely Purple Flamboyance Willfully Annihilated
Episode Title by Sel_Nar

Sel_Nar: Large Pouty Fat Wins Appendicitis
Hamstray: Legal Problems For Wrestling Association
Sel_Nar: Lumberjack Pounds Fur Wearing Armani
Sel_Nar: Ladies Punching Freely With Accelerants
Sel_Nar: Largely Purple Flamboyance Willfully Annihilated
Hamstray: Lotus Palpatined! Fans Were Aggreived

Man, I can’t believe the fate of the universe tournament could rest in the hands of a capitalist Goatman and an elbow drop to ass, what a world!

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Show will be at the usual time, in the usual place.
We’ll be entering our fourth round of Z1 Action and things are heating up because the final block matches are nigh and the stakes are getting higher.

#1 Buscus Brawl
Dr. Ham © vs. Face

#2 Z1 A-Block
Thundercat Chris Pine vs. El Catire Arrecho

#3 Z1 B-Block
a tree vs. Lotus Aura

#4 Trios-Tag Match
Tolvie, Yelizaveta and Samus vs. The Brutal Baroness, Nadira and DivineCoffeeBinge

#5 Z1 A-Block
Fruitsiffer vs. Kylo Ren

#6 Z1 B-Block
Freddie Hope vs. Palpatine

#7 Bunny Championship
Pyroi DDD vs. Nuffkins ©

#8 Z1 A-Block
Toad vs. Dash Rendar

#9 Z1 B-Block
Majestic Goat-Man vs. Lore Convoluter


Block A has been going more or less as expected, the competitors are, unwittingly sorted by their seed. So who’s on top is on top, who’s on bottom is on bottom. Except for Catire, who still has 0 points. But lets get into what could happen this week.

Whether TCP or Catire win this week, it has no effect on the tournament. Both are already statistically eliminated and can only affect that tournament by fighting someone still in contention. So there’s nothing going on here, really, aside from the both of them trying to get more points. Catire’s final match, against Kylo, will matter, though.

Fruity vs. Kylo is live or die situation for Kylo. he HAS to win to still be in contention next week. And if he wins he has the tie-breaker over both Fruity and Toad which gives him a distinct advantage for winning the block. Where Fruity and Toad would need a win next week (Toad also this week) AND Kylo has to lose next week, Kylo just has to win and hope everything goes according to plan.

Depending on how this week’s matches go Toad vs. Dash could potentially eliminate Toad. He cannot afford to lose this match or he’s out. Dash doesn’t have to worry about anything anymore because he’s already eliminated


Where A-Block went mostly as would be expected B-Block likes to be a bit more defiant. The strongest in the mix, Freddie Hope, is actually behind Palpatine and tied with Underdog Majestic Goat-Man. Tree, another favorite, has not won a single match yet.

Tree will go against Lotus. Both are eliminated already so this is just for the points. But if tree wants to finish with at least two points he should probably start winning. Lotus is no slouch, though. He may have lost to Palpatine last week, but it was a very drawn-out and close fight.

In our second B-Block match the two favorites, Freddie Hope and Palpatine go one on one against each other. If Palpy turns out victorious that’s it for Freddie and Goat would be the only other one still in contention. If freddie wins, however, the situation is similar to A-Block where a Goat win next week can be the deciding match between a Freddie or Palpy win in the end. That is assuming goat is no longer in contention. If he is he will be fighting for himself. Tree, of course, could also spoil Freddie’s Z1 next week.

Finally, we have MGM vs. Lore Convoluter. Lore is already out but MGM has to fight to maintain his standing. If he loses that doesn’t mean he’s eliminated, necessarily. It all depends on what Freddie and Palpy do. But if goat loses AND palpy wins, that’s it, we have a winner right there and it’s the Dark Side of the Palpatine Dream. But let’s hope that doesn’t happen.

For both blocks there’s a few more scenarios, of course, but going over everything would be quite exhausting for me so I’m just not gonna.

It’s funny to me that the Underdog (or Upset Goat if you will) has probably the simplest path to victory compared to the other two.

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Show starts in 15 minutes. https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen

Match 1: Dr. Ham © vs. Face for the Buscus
Match 2: Thundercat Chris Pine (2) vs. El Catire Arrecho (0) - Z1 A-Block
Match 3: A tree (0) vs. Lotus Aura (2) - Z1 B-Block
Match 4: Tolvie, Yelizaveta and Samus vs. Brutal Baroness, Naidra and DCB
Match 5: Fruitsniffer (6) vs. Kylo Ren (4) - Z1 A-Block
Match 6: Freddie Hope (4) vs. Palpatine (6) - Z1 B-Block
Match 7: Pyroi DDD vs. Nuffkins © for the Bunny Title :3
Match 8: Toad (4) vs. Dash Rendar (2) - Z1 A-Block
Match 9: Majestic Goat-Man (4) vs. Lore Convoluter (2) - Z1 B-Block

LPFWA 2k18 Episode #38 - Lumbering Pugilists Filled With Aggression

Sel_Nar: Large Perverts Furiously Wanking Attentively.
Sel_Nar: Laggard Porcine Fears Winning Again
Sel_Nar: Large Proctologist Fingers Working Agony
Hamstray: Lumbering Pugilists Filled With Aggression

Here’s a couple clips from the episode:
https://clips.twitch.tv/RacyAverageCarabeefJebaited
https://clips.twitch.tv/WittyDeadSproutNononoCat
https://clips.twitch.tv/IcyCoyLorisYee
https://clips.twitch.tv/FurtivePrettiestNikudonSoonerLater

It’s time for the final round of Block matches of the Z1 Climax in the usual place at the usual time
Whichever two fighters win the blocks will face each other next week going ALL OUT at ALL OUT

#1 Buscus Brawl
Face © vs. anilEhilated

#2 Z1 B-Block
A tree (0) vs. Freddie Hope (6)

#3 Z1 A-Block
Dash Rendar (3) vs. TCP (4)

#4 Four-Way Elimination Tables (Kawaii and LPFWA Women’s No. 1 Contender Match)
The Brutal Baroness vs. Hell-Ena vs. Kara the Punch Wizard vs. Samus Aran

#5 Z1 A-Block
Fruitsniffer (6) vs. Toad (5)

#6 Z1 B-Block
Lotus Aura (4) vs. Lore Convoluter (2)

#7 Bunny Championship :3
Schir vs. Nuffkins ©

#8 Z1 B-Block
Majestic Goat-Man (6) vs. Palpatine (6)

#9 Z1 A-Block
Kylo Ren (6) vs. El Catire Arrecho (2)


Still in Contention are Kylo, Fruity and Toad (in that order). At the start of this I would have thought the deciding match would be Fruity vs. Toad but Kylo unexpectedly proved he’s better than expected having beat both Fruity and Toad, thus having the tie-breakers over both of them. Who wins between Fruity and Toad will now merely decide who’s still in contention after that because in order for either of them to win, Kylo has to lose. If Kylo wins (or in case of Toad winning against Fruity a draw would be enough) he wins the Block. Kylo’s opponent his El Catire Arrecho, who has 2 points against Kylo’s 6.


And here we have Goat-Man, Fred Hope and Palpatine still in contention for going to the Z1 Finals at ALL OUT. Goat is on top right now because he has a tie-breaker against top seed Freddie Hope. Freddie on the other hand has the tie-breaker over Palpatine, Goat’s opponent this week. So if Goat wins he just wins the Block. That’s it. If Freddie wants to win he has to beat a tree and hope goat loses. If Palpys wants to win he has to beat Goat and hope Freddie loses.


So I shuld be prepping fir mah big square go against Tammy th Twat but I think i am gonnae dae something i am shocked nae one has don before…isn’t that richt yerpalhal

ardyn2
ok seriously what is this nonsense i will not be held hostage by a psychpa

-is gagged-


So aye this saturday yer auld pal Angus is gonnae steal this chumps place in comms…see ye then

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Show starts in 15 minutes. https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen

Match 1: Face © vs. anilEhilated for the Buscus
Match 2: A tree (0) vs. Freddie Hope (6) - Z1 B-Block
Match 3: Dash Rendar (3) vs. Thundercat Chris Pine (4) - Z1 A-Block
Match 4: Brutal Baroness vs. Hell-Ena vs. Kara vs. Samus for No. 1 Contenderships
Match 5: Fruitsniffer (6) vs. Toad (5) - Z1 A-Block
Match 6: Lotus Aura (4) vs. Lore Convoluter - Z1 B-Block
Match 7: Schir vs. Nuffkins © for the Bunny Title :3
Match 8: Majestic Goat-Man (6) vs. Palpatine (6) - Z1 B-Block
Match 9: Kylo Ren (6) vs. El Catire Arrecho (2) - Z1 A-Block

I see you managed to escape and subdue Angus before he could do his run on commentary.

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LPFWA 2k18 Episode #39 - Lotus Powerfully Fails Wrestling Action

Deathmaster780: Lotus Powerfully Fails Wrestling Action
Deathmaster780: Lore Powerfully Fails Wrestling Action
ZephyrWhisper: Lore Powerbomb Foiled by Winning Aura
Maigius: Large purple feline wrestles alcoholic

Here’s the short ALL OUT hype package from the end of the episode announcing most of the matches for ALL OUT

Yeah man the nutter was right tru bru does have some weird properties. Hey Mcmutton in future do not lock your hostages with the source of your weird scottish power source. Unfortunatly that meant i missed a pretty good show

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It’s time!
Let’s go ALL OUT

The show will start an hour early, hoping it’ll end in time for ALL IN so check the linked event for the exact time. For that reason I have decided to not have a bonus match for one more week. Or maybe I’ll add one, I don’t know, depends on the time.

#1 8-Way Chaos: Z1 Leftover Edition (and D)
Toad vs. Kylo Ren vs. El Catire Arrecho vs. Dash Rendar vs. Freddie Hope vs. A tree vs. Lore Convoluter vs. D the Destroyer

#2 LP Superstar Title
Thundercat Chris Pine vs. Link ©

#3 Kawaii title
The Brutal Baroness vs. Lady of the Lancet ©

#4 Pokeymanz Championship
Konami Kouda vs. Terara Fluffybottom ©

#5 Co-Comm Championship
Dreamland Express vs. Kylo Ren ©

#6 Singles Match
Angus McMutton vs. Tommy Wiseau

#7 Bunny Championship
Palpatine vs. Nuffkins ©

#8 Z1 Climax Final
Fruitsniffer vs. Majestic Goat-Man

#9 LPFWA Women’s Championship
Hell-Ena vs. Valerie Easton ©

#10 LPFWA Championship
Lotus Aura vs. Flamander ©

Show starts in 15 minutes. https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen

Match 1: 8-Way Chaos
Match 2: Thundercat Chris Pine vs. Link © for the LP Superstar Title
Match 3: The Brutal Baroness vs. Lady of the Lancet © for the Kawaii Title
Match 4: Konami Kouda vs. Terara Fluffybottom © for the Pokeymanz Title
Match 5: Dreamland Express vs. Kylo Ren © for the Co-Comm titles
Match 6: Angus McMutton vs. Tommy Wiseau
Match 7: Palpatine vs. Nuffkins © for the Bunny Title :3
Match 8: Fruitsniffer vs. Majestic Goat-Man (Z1 Final)
Match 9: Hell-Ena vs. Valerie Easton © for the LPFWA Women’s Title
Match 10: Lotus Aura vs. Flamander © for the LPFWA Title

LPFWA 2k18 Episode #40 - ALL OUT - Lips Pressing For Warrior’s Advantage

Deathmaster780: Large Pubgoer Finishes the Wiseau Adversary
divinecoffeebinge: Large Promoter Fiending to Watch All-In
divinecoffeebinge: Lips Pressing For Warrior’s Advantage
Erainor: Leftover Pugilists Fight Without Achievement

Bet ya wished you helped yuir first ora task masters noo Tommy boy. God ah hope mah boss gies me some cookie money for screwing his rivals that badly

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First show after ALL OUT will be at our usual time again and for the first time in a while we’ll have a vote for the bonus match going.

I’ve been thinking of cutting the vote, honestly, because while the streams get more viewers on average now votes have declined which tells me there’s not that much of an interest in that anymore. But for the time being I’ll keep on letting you decide our bonus matches.

#1 Buscus Brawl
Face © vs. a tree

#2 Singles Match
H00arvey Birdman vs. Dr. Ham

#3 Tag-Team Match
Morgan Wulbraid & Inspector Jane vs. Team Count-Out

#4 Bunny Championship :3
Toad vs. Nuffkins ©

Intermission: LPFWA vs. The Universe
Vote here: https://goo.gl/forms/IebXJ7bLqnYFOj8V2

#5 Singles Match
Lotus Aura vs. D the Destroyer

#6 Kawaii Title
Kara the Punch Wizard vs. The Brutal Baroness ©

Show starts in 15 minutes. https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen

Match 1: Face © vs. a tree for the Buscus
Match 2: Harvey Birdman vs. Dr. Ham
Match 3: Morgan Wulbraid & Inspector Jane vs. Team Count-Out
Match 4: Toad vs. Nuffkins © for the Bunny Title :3
Intermission: Bone Pimp vs. THE UNDERTAKER
Match 5: Lotus Aura vs. D the Destroyer
Match 6: Kara the Punch Wizard vs. The Brutal Baroness © for the Kawaii Title

LPFWA 2k18 Episode #41 - Leather Princess Foils Winning Action

crow: Leather Princess Foils Winning Action

Clips:
Morgan and Jane vs. Count-Out: https://clips.twitch.tv/SilkyWanderingGerbilNerfBlueBlaster
Harvey Birdman vs. Dr. Ham: https://clips.twitch.tv/BlazingThoughtfulCarrotNomNom

Also: I made a compilation of all of the clips (plus some) - Clippamania #1

This week’s show will be at the usual time.

Due to decline in people voting I decided to actually do something different. Rather than voting on a bonus match I’ll just do whatever as an intermission. Also it’s a pain to slightly alter the google form every week.

This time we’ll be seeing a small bit of WWE Smackdown: Here Comes the Pain’s season mode.

#1 Buscus Brawl
Face © vs. Lore Convoluter

#2 Three-Way
Harvey Birdman vs. Bone Pimp vs. Edgy Boi

#3 Singles Match
Morgan Wulbraid vs. Terara Fluffybottom

#4 Tag Team Match
oRa66 vs. Hugrule Warriors

Intermission: WWE Smackdown: Here Comes the Pain Season Mode

#5 LP Superstar Championship
D the Destroyer vs. Link ©

#6 Bunny Championship :3
Lotus Aura vs. Nuffkins ©