Let's play Shadowrun Returns: Iniciando el Hackeo!

Trigger warning: mentions of alcohol abuse.

image Let’s get started. Paperwork is such a pain…

image I love how these forms never get bored with making me state the obvious.

image Hm, that won’t do.

image Mucho mejor…

image Initiating the hack!

image Computer broken, bank account empty, all my contacts MIA or dead… Must be monday.

image What kind of dumbass would…

image Vale. That dumbass.

image Shouldn’t have given you my comm code, cabrón. ¿Qué tal?

image I wonder where you are right now. I bet you hit a big payday and you’re living high on the hog somewhere. Some of us are born winners and some of us are… me.

image Hey, you remember that Renraku run when things went to hell and we lost Dowd? Or that makeshift saloon on the docks afterward? I really had your back that night didn’t I?

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[Dowd. That’s a name you haven’t heard in a long time…]

image Late for another appointment, Sangoma?

image Sarcasm doesn’t suit you. Let’s wait another five.

image Do you ever stop whining? I get it. Now take a pill and relax.

image Sure, Sombra, sure. Whatever you say.

image [He shakes his head.] That run went sideways nine ways to Sunday. Now the Fixer is late.

image Smell funny to you?

image Hell yeah, it smells funny! Look at where he set the meeting. This was supposed to be a public place.

image Cut the drek, Sam. We both know why Dowd went down and it wasn’t the Fixer or some other paranoid chip-dream of yours.

image [Sam smiles a toothy smile] I’ve been waiting for this all night. New Larry has something he want to say, don’tcha Larry? Go ahead, spill it.

image You were sloppy.

image [He laughs.] Sloppy? You think I was sloppy? You’ve been twitchy all day, son. Look at your hands - they’re shaking.

image You’ve been drinking on the job, Sam?

image On a run? No. Not a drop. Not today, not ever.

image [New Larry checks is watch. Licks his lips. Looks over your shoulder at the darkness. He’s looking for someone and it’s not the Fixer.] Okay I see where this is going. You chummers are damaged. I’m out.

image Did you keep us here long enough, Larry?

image [He stops and a smile slowly appears on his face.] Looks that way. Sorry, Sombra. I kinda like you. I just like money better.

image We’ve got incoming!

image [New Larry relaxes and throws you a drek-eating grin.] Looks like my new Renraku friends are finally here. They’re gonna take that hard drive off your corpse… buddy.

image We should choose our friends more carefully, Sombra.

image Ah! If you start having standards, you won’t hang out with poor little old me anymore. Buy you a drink after this?

image You’ll owe me several.

image You got it.

[New Larry is the first one to eat the dust. You made sure of this. Funny how having a big mouth never made anyone bulletproof.]

[The fight seems to draw out for hours. The Renraku Strike Team is organized, trained, heavily weaponized. And they brought a mage and a shaman with them. You had a close brush with a fireball. Your coat is done for, no way to save it. You’re not sure you’ll ever be able to get rid of the smell of smoke either.]

[But you’ve made it. All three of you.]

image Part of the Life, Sam. You know that.

image You were born for this gig, Sombra. Me… not so much. I think I’m gonna hang it up - find a nice brothel somewhere. Stay drunk until I croak.

image Oh.

image What about you?

image Me? I do this. It’s the only life I know.

image Well, you’re a dumbass.

image Takes one to know one.

image I’ll drink to you when you’re dead! Aw, who am I kidding? I’m not gonna outlast you. Guess you can drink to me.

image I will. Pinkie swear.

image Well, that’s not depressing or pathetic at all.

image So, I set up a dead man’s switch to send you this call. I got a hundred thousand nuyen insurance policy, payable when you find who creased me. Alive with a conviction or in a body bag with justification - either works.

image After three years of radio silence, there you are, asking me to murder someone from beyond the grave. You sure know how to make a girl feel special, Sam.

image Contact my law firm - Rogers, Mengert & McCain - when the job is done. They’ll know what to do. [He turns to his left.] Chet?

image [Sam straightens up. Talks seriously. First time.] Look, Sombra… I’ve led a drek life and I probably left a drek corpse. I’ve hurt people… hurt myself… I don’t know. Maybe I just want the last word. Maybe I just want someone to give a crap that I sucked air for awhile. What do you say?

image A thousand nuyen buys a lot of drinks.

image And I did promise to drink to you when you’re dead.

image Hope you just said yes.

image Well… Seattle can’t be any worse than this. I’ll see you soon, cabrón. Wait for me.

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