: “I can’t believe they fell for that. A flight diversion to Hawaii from Los Angeles that just so happens to land on Waikiki?”
: “It was the best I could come up with. Thank you for buying my tickets here. I’m sure Los Angeles is lovely, but…”
: “Did you really have to bring the lobsters, though? How’d you even get those through airport security?”
: “I merely told the officers at the security checkpoint that they were my emotional support lobsters. They let me right through without even asking about it.”
: “…No way.”
: “I want them to see the world. To travel on beaches far from home and experience the delights of a foreign country.”
: “You know, with us out here on the beach… we almost look like a couple.”
: “…”
: “Okay, you’re right. Let’s not get ahead of ourselves. Want to go take the lobsters out to the ocean to play?”
: “That.. would be lovely. Let us go.”