Colors Flying High - Let's Play Persona 5 Royal

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: Wait what? How is Maruki a teacher now? That doesn’t even work that way!

Maruki: “Thanks to the school, I can even talk to you outside of counseling now. I want to talk a little about how mental health and perception can affect you.”

Maruki: “Don’t worry - I don’t want to stress you out or anything. Just relax and listen.”

Maruki: “How much do you guys know about the emotional mind? See, what’s going on in your mind can affect your body pretty significantly. There’s proof it can even heal you, depending on your outlook.”

Maruki: “So, Kurusu-kun! What do we call the phenomenon where believing in a treatment’s power is enough to improve your condition?”

Maruki: “Yup! That’s correct. Some people specify that placebos don’t actually have any curative properties. But even if the medicine does nothing chemically, it can affect your perception and help you feel better.”

: I’d like to chime in here for a second, because this is actively being debunked. The Cochrane Library (which appears to be pretty legit) did a whole meta-study on the placebo effect and found even that’s not necessarily true - it’s hard to tell whether researcher bias was involved, and there aren’t a lot of good studies on it.

Maruki: “On the other hand, if you don’t trust the medicine to begin with, it might make you feel even worse.. we call that a nocebo.”

Maruki: “That’s just one example, but my point is that our minds and bodies are more connected than we think.”

Maruki: “So it’s important not to push yourself too hard. Remember, your mind needs time to rest too. And it’s my job to help with that, so… come by the nurse’s office whenever you’re feeling down.”

Morgana: “The mind affects the body, huh…? You think I’ll change back into a human if I just believe in it hard enough?”

: No, Morgana, your dreams will not come to life even if you keep believing! That was the entire reason that song worked in the first place!

Ann: “The train is the fastest way to go - plus, we can bring pets on here.”

Morgana: “Hey, who’re you calling a pet!?”

Ryuji: “Dude, be quiet! We didn’t pay the pet fare.”

: I’d pay a pet fare to send Morgana to Abu Dhabi.

Morgana: “I’m the one guiding you to your destination! You should be calling me ‘Master’!”

Ann: “Er, shoot…!”

Ann: “Yeah, it’s just a toy. It meows when you press on its head.”

Ryuji: “You heard her, Akira. Press on its head.”

: We are going to make this fucking cat suffer.

Morgana: “I just threw up in my mouth.”

Ryuji: “Seriously?”

Ann: “Oh, this is our stop! Well, see you later! Bye bye!”

Ann: “Doesn’t look like there are any stations close by to that address.. if anything, this is the closest station.”

Ryuji: “What!? Then we gotta walk the rest of the way!? What kinda phantom thief takes the train, and then walks to their destination!?”

: I mean, generally the kind who live in one of the most densely-packed cities on Earth where using a getaway car wouldn’t make sense because of how much traffic there is.

Morgana: “Stop your complaining.”

Ann: “It’s supposedly a shack, but this is the neighborhood he lives in.. as expected of a famous artist. Looks like the fastest route is to get to the station square and then go to Central Street. Let’s move!”

Ann: “We’re at the right address.. the door plate does say Madarame.”

Ryuji: “Uhh.. you ring the bell.”

Ann: “Me!? The walls won’t collapse when I do, will they?”

Morgana: “No one sneeze or we’ll blow this house down, okay?”

Yusuke: “Sensei is currently-”

Ann: “Um, it’s Takamaki.”

Yusuke: “I’ll be right out!”

Ryuji: “People really do live here..”

Ryuji: “Hey. Sorry, but uh.. we ain’t here to talk about the modeling thing. There’s something we gotta ask you.”

Ryuji: “Is it true Madarame’s plagiarizin’ stuff? He’s abusin’ people too, yeah?”

Yusuke: “Are you serious?”

Ryuji: “We read about it online.”

Yusuke: “Preposterous! Not only is the plagiarism impossible, but abuse? He welcomes pupils into his own home! This is no act of violence; it is charity!”

Yusuke: “And I’m the one residing here and studying under him. I’m saying it’s not true, so it’s beyond doubt.”

Ryuji: “You might be lyin’ about it!”

Yusuke: “I had no family when Sensei took me in and raised me into what you see now! If you continue to ridicule the man I owe my life to, you will rue this day!”

: So what you’re saying is that he turned you into Goemon from Lupin, only more gay-coded?

Ann: “…You really think that?”

Madarame: “Yusuke? What’s the matter? I heard you yelling.”

Yusuke: “These people are slandering you with baseless rumors!”

: I’m just imagining Yusuke working at like, a sushi restaurant and going after people with hanzo steel because they asked for a california roll.

Madarame: “…Forgive them, Yusuke. They must’ve heard some bad rumors and came in worry for their friend’s safety.”

Yusuke: “…Understood, Sensei.”

Madarame: “Well, even I doubt that a cranky old man like myself could be liked by everyone.”

Ann: “That’s not what we meant..”

Madarame: “I’m sorry to have to butt in on your conversation. However, I do have neighbors around. Won’t you please keep it down?”

: I’m just remembering visiting my (very senile) grandma earlier today and her screaming “FUCK YOU, GET OUT! YOU’RE NOT GOOD AT ANYTHING!” at the top of her lungs. I’m surprised her neighbors ever go outside.

Madarame: “Now, if you’ll excuse me.”

Yusuke: “… That was discourteous of me… I’m sorry.”

Yusuke: “…I know! I think you’ll be able to believe in Sensei if you saw that painting.”

: The wiki doesn’t mention if Sayuri is based off an actual painting or not. I don’t think it is, but I don’t really know Japanese painting all that well.

Ann: “Sayuri…?”

Yusuke: “This was the painting that inspired me to become an artist.”

Ann: “It’s so beautiful…”

Ryuji: “I don’t even know all this fine-art stuff, but even I can tell that this is impressive.”

Yusuke: “When I first saw you, I felt the same powerful emotion as when I saw this painting..”

Ann: “Me?”

Yusuke: “I wish to pursue beauty like this. And I believe that drawing you will be part of that pursuit. I implore you: seriously consider my offer.”

Yusuke: “I’m sorry that you took the time to come all this way, but I must assist Sensei today. I hope that we can discuss this further another time. If you’ll excuse me, then.”

Ann: “Maybe the Madarame we heard about in Mementos is a different person.”

Ryuji: “Man, right when we thought we found a new target, too..”

Morgana: “How’s the Meta-Nav?”

Ann: “But why!?”

Morgana: “Madarame,” “plagiarism” and then “shack”, huh? These seem to be the keywords."

: I feel like if they entered just the words “plagiarism shack” into the Meta-Nav they’d end up in YIIK.

Ryuji: For real though, what the hell’s goin’ on!? Does an old man like him really have a Palace!?

Morgana: “We have the person’s name and the location. All that’s left is the ‘what’ that Madarame mistakes this shack for to enter his Palace.”

Ann: “You mean like how Kamoshida thought the school was his castle?”

Morgana: “That’s right. Let’s try saying some things. They can be random guesses.”

: Uh… potato farm. Macaroni and cheese. Floral scented air freshener.

Ryuji: “It’s a bit sudden, though…”

Ann: “Why don’t we start with ‘castle’?”

: You can’t hear it, but the app says something in the background when they get it wrong. I’m playing with Japanese voices.

Ryuji: “Then, what about ‘prison’?”

Ryuji: “Ugh, what a pain! ‘Jail!’ ‘Warehouse!’ And ‘guidance counselin’ office!’ Might as well add ‘farm!’”

Ryuji: “Not a single hit?”

Morgana: “…Should we come back another time?”

Ann: “A building that’s related to artists… if we think from there, what would it be?”

: I’d say an art supply store would be a hilarious choice for a Palace, but Dead Rising kind of did that. I didn’t pick the wrong options because I know what the right one is.

Skull: “Didn’t have much of a choice. I think we just happened to get it right.”

Morgana: “What if I hadn’t noticed, and then wandered off and got caught by an enemy!?”

: Just replace “Tong” with “Morgana” and you’ve got the idea.

Skull: “Prolly woulda figured it out once you started walkin’ on two legs.”

Morgana: “Grrr…”

Panther: “So even you can slip into the Metaverse without realizing it, Morgana?”

Morgana: “Yes. In a place with minimal cognitive distortion, the differences can be subtle.”

Skull: "Forget that… look!’

Panther: “Let’s go check it out!”

Panther: “It’s a museum… right?”

Skull: “This is Madarame’s?”

Morgana: “Well, a Palace is a world formed by a mind twisted by desire - remember Kamoshida’s castle?”

Panther: “Madarame’s artwork is on display at museums in reality too, though. His exhibit was popular, and people already respect him. Why would he fantasize about a museum?”

Skull: “You got a point.. it ain’t related to plagiarism or abuse, either.”

Morgana: “Let’s try looking around. Racking our brains here won’t do us any good.”

Skull: “…Right. That aside, ain’t a museum a must for phantom thieves!?”

: Generally, it’s more of a mafia thing. Most high-profile robberies are.

Skull: “Yeah. All those old man’s fans were super strong and all.”

Morgana: “That has nothing to do with this.”

Skull: “But man, just look at that insane crowd…”

Morgana: “Well then, it’s time we begin our infiltration!”

Skull: “Ugh.. are we gonna have to wait in that gigantic line?”

Morgana: “Don’t be stupid. We’re not going in the front door.”

Panther: “But there’s a high wall around the building…”

Morgana: “We’ll just have to find our way up over it then. In any case, let’s get going!”

Panther: “It’s just not hitting me that this is that old guy’s Palace…”

Skull: “That’s why we’re here, right? C’mon, let’s go check it out.”

: This entire section is very on-rails. There’s no enemies to fight, you just kind of go forward and into the museum.

: There’s a few stealables along the way, which are mostly just crafting materials. We definitely have enough money to cover guns and armor for everyone.

: There’s a whole jumping section over these pillars..

: And then we reach the entrance.

Panther: “But it’s a pretty far drop… will we be able to get back out this way?”

Morgana: “Hehe, don’t worry.. I have a rope! I’m our tool specialist, after all!”

: Carrying a bunch of potentially heavy treasure up a rope through a skylight is a perfectly valid strategy with no weaknesses. It’s also something Lupin III has done multiple times.

Panther: “H-hey.. this… it’s.. moving…”

Skull: “C’mon, we’re in a Palace. That ain’t anything to be freakin’ out over.”

Morgana: “Hm, the Palace reflects its ruler’s heart.. we may want to check these paintings out.”

: I tried to see if there were any references to the earlier games in here, but there aren’t. I hadn’t played Innocent Sin when I played the base game, so I didn’t know if there were any.

Skull: “It’s someone’s name and age? What the hell?”

Panther: “That can’t be the title of the painting.. right? Do you think it’s the artist’s name?”

Morgana: “Let’s check the other paintings too. I think there might be something important about them.”

Panther: “But all the portraits on display here look the same… this is way different from what was at the-”

Skull: “Wait a sec!”

Skull: “Dude, I don’t get it. Why’s there a painting of HIM in here!? And more important, why’s his name written under it?”

: I should mention that in the same way that Kamoshida’s castle was a reference to Nemesis Tower from Persona 1, the museum is a direct reference to Thanatos Tower - specifically Tartarus, where your party members’ Personas went if they died.

Panther: “You’re right… doesn’t art usually have like, the title of the piece or the artist’s name?”

Morgana: “Hm… this is quite the mystery. All right, let’s keep looking around for now.”

: Weird face wall.

Morgana: “It says ‘Yusuke Kitagawa.’ There’s no mistaking it.”

Panther: “Huh? Wait a second.. what do you think these paintings are?”

Panther: “I think you’re right.”

Skull: “For real? All of them? But it was only Yusuke when we went to his place before…”

Morgana: “This must include former pupils as well. Only one remains now.. taking into account what that Nakanohara guy said earlier, things are getting clearer.”

: This is where the entire cast just kind of suffers a collective IQ drop. They’ve had two different people tell them about Madarame plagiarizing art, they’ve seen his palace that is entirely portraits of the people whose art he stole, and now they know he’s doing the same thing to Yusuke… but clearly they need more things to tell them that.

: This room is at the exit of the portrait gallery.

Morgana: “We’re here to investigate, so we should check everything that catches our attention.”

: Before that though, there’s two chests in this room. The wiki claims that there’s exactly four locked chests in the museum, and we have five lockpicks. This is a weapon for Morgana.

Skull: “This is gettin’ way too detailed for a freakin’ Palace… why’d he bother makin’ something like this?”

Morgana: “Oh, there’s a museum guide on here. Let’s take it with us!”

Morgana: “I see.. it says it’s one out of two.”

: This is like in Rollercoaster Tycoon when you can give your guests a park map and they still get lost.

Skull: “Then the two outta two’s gotta be around here somewhere, right? Just how big is this place?”

Morgana: “We can worry about that another time. Right now our objective is confirming Madarame’s cognition. We may have to reconsider our plan depending on what we find.”

Skull: “I mean, he’s got a Palace.. seems pretty sketch to me.”

: Unfortunately, we have to stop here even though there’s no clear reason we couldn’t just keep going.

Morgana: “Look at this.”

Panther: “The Infinite Spring?”

Panther: “A conglomerate work of art that the great director Madarame created with his own funds. These individuals must offer their ideas to the director for the rest of their lives. Those who cannot do so have no worth living!”

Panther: “Hey… this is most likely about the plagiarism, right?”

Skull: “Dammit, what a phony geezer!”

Morgana: “In other words, his pupils are his property. He doesn’t even qualify as an artist if this is true. He’s stealing the ideas from talented students in exchange for securing their livelihoods.”

Morgana: “I wondered about those portraits on display… they must all be his ‘pupils’ through his cognition. This even says they have no worth. Couldn’t this be about the abuse?”

Morgana: “Madarame will keep them around as long as they’re useful to him, but the moment they’re not..”

Panther: “He did say that he owes Madarame his life for being taken in…”

Skull: “But still…!”

Panther: “When we were at exhibit, I praised one of the pieces on display. But.. Kitagawa-kun acted strange. Maybe that piece was plagiarized too…”

Skull: “What’s the call? Ain’t this enough to target Madarame!?”

: The reason they’re doing this is because they need a contrived reason to put a time limit in place. This game would’ve made a lot more sense if there just.. weren’t time limits.

: Or hell, even better, have a thing where Madarame’s Shadow shows up and says he thinks Yusuke is running out of ideas and he’s going to toss him to the curb.

Panther: “Yeah.”

Skull: “Confirm what, though!?”

Morgana: “It means we should get solid evidence that such crimes actually took place.”

Skull: “What a pain in the ass…”

Morgana: “Besides, there’s too much we don’t know about Madarame yet.”

Panther: “…Mm, you’re right. I’ll try contacting Kitagawa-kun. I might be able to get the truth out of him if I accept his modeling offer.”

: God this is such bad writing. They’ve had Madarame basically tell them outright what he’s doing and they still want confirmation. You’d think they’d have caught onto this game’s theme that only bad people have palaces.

Morgana: “Wait, you’re gonna do that!?”

Panther: “You all better come with me, okay? I’m scared to go alone..”

Skull: “Famous, renowned artist, huh? This might be tougher than Kamoshida. Well, we’ll just prep ourselves until we get confirmation from Yusuke.”

Skull: “This is our first mission as real phantom thieves. We’re gonna succeed no matter what!”

: Unfortunately, we can’t do anything tonight because tomorrow’s another plot dump.

Ryuji: “I just can’t forgive Madarame, but.. what Ann said made me think.. to Yusuke, are we just a buncha thugs?”

Ryuji: “I knew it… it ain’t like he thinks it is! Pisses me off just thinkin’ about it!”

Ryuji: “Good people have to put up with so much crap while.. while shitty adults get to do whatever they want!”

Ryuji: “Makes me sick, I-I’m not wrong, am I?”

Ryuji: “Aww yeah! Don’t tell Ann I called you, by the way. Seriously. Well, see you tomorrow.”

: Next time, we’ll do another day of plot dump, and then probably another day after that.