# Cash Rules Everything Around Me - Let's Play Yakuza 0 **URL:** \ **Category:** The Twilight LPZone\ **Tags:** group, humorous, video\ **Created:** [March 3, 2019, 6:14am UTC](https://www.lp.zone/t/cash-rules-everything-around-me-lets-play-yakuza-0/3608 "2019-03-03T06:14:16Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Micolithe](https://www.lp.zone/user_avatar/www.lp.zone/micolithe/32/85024_2.png) [@Micolithe](https://www.lp.zone/u/Micolithe)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2019, 6:14am UTC](https://www.lp.zone/t/cash-rules-everything-around-me-lets-play-yakuza-0/3608/1 "2019-03-03T06:14:17Z")
![](https://d1f06i8bb2eer3.cloudfront.net/original/3X/5/d/5dacf6f7cba463412fb5ca502fd0ea471aae7828.jpeg) December 1988. Japan’s economy is bustin’ out, for lack of a better term. Kazuma Kiryu in Kamurocho, Tokyo and Goro Majima in Sotenbori, Osaka, are about to have their lives changed forever due to a small patch of land only a few square feet large that just so happens to sit smack in the middle of the Dojima Family’s plans. Most problems are solved by punching. Punching effectiveness is increased by a raw cash injection into the bloodstream. There are so many sidequests oh god help. Why is Mahjong so complex? Why is the dancing minigame so hard? The phone club minigame makes me wonder if straight people are OK? Why does it take SO FUCKING LONG to complete Real Estate Royale and Cabaret Club Czar? Which of the Dojima Lieutenants is actually the most evil? I picked this game up on a sale because I had heard good things from my good buddy Mike, but had no idea it would quickly become one of my favorite games of all time. Yakuza 0 may in fact be one of the most densely-packed games I’ve ever played in my life. And the aspects with the best rewards tend to be super long and grindy yeah you know what I’m talkin about. There is no way I can 100% this but I will do as much as I can, this is going to be the longest LP I’ve ever done so I do hope you’ll dedicate what could very well be the next year and a half to joining me on this wild ride. I will try and keep updates as frequent as possible, we tend to do 3 videos in one sitting, but I’m also not the only one in our group working on an LP so sometimes we do Kingdom Hearts instead which makes me drink. I’m also don’t quite hate myself enough to make this a 100% LP, there’s just too much in this game. I will try and do as much as I can. Couple other housekeeping type things: - I don’t use twitter much anymore but every video I do gets posted on there, automagically! [https://twitter.com/micolithe](https://twitter.com/micolithe) - If Mastodon is more your speed, I’m around on the fediverse too [s][https://snouts.online/@micolithe[/s]](https://snouts.online/@micolithe%5B/s%5D) * * * — THE VIDEO ZONE — 001: [Shadows of Kamurocho](https://youtu.be/BamBEcS2FFo) 002: [The Dojima Family](https://youtu.be/CFMHyjndzEg) 003: [Knife Hits Gone Wrong](https://youtu.be/OPZT162wk4U) 004: [Big Dick Dastardly](https://youtu.be/pU472NGzTac) 005: [Oh That’s A Baseball](https://youtu.be/07czcGuvTAk) 006: [The Yokomichi Silvers](https://youtu.be/yrz6qo0SV_I) 007: [Kiryu The TV Producer](https://youtu.be/81W5JdOpXMA) 008: [Remember Your Safe Word](https://youtu.be/B7DZFMJbgaw) 009: [AraQ 3](https://youtu.be/a9N0p_oaMa0) 010: [Gimme One With a Beat](https://youtu.be/DjAabg-wScw) 011: [Meat Slice](https://youtu.be/8gMUEfp8VTc) 012: [Please Don’t Call Death Grips a Gamer](https://youtu.be/cepeRBQrQG0) 013: [Munancho](https://youtu.be/BrsgfJW9UEo) 014: [Big Face Man Who Lost His Face](https://youtu.be/g4QUR8exvfY) 015: [The Return of Cool Spot](https://youtu.be/4LsoXM5q_v4) 016: [Dynasty Warriors Yakuza](https://youtu.be/9AJrx88NnTI) 017: [The Forbidden Doom Mod](https://youtu.be/QG6stzHah8M) 018: [Zero Reasons To Avoid New York City](https://youtu.be/RvbqO79BSP8) 019: [Summon the Power of the God Hand](https://youtu.be/Rz1DihQWVVM) 020: [WLW Wednesday](https://youtu.be/kqoh48ZPDRc) 021: [The Prince of All Sayians](https://youtu.be/Ib98AK7ZuOg) 022: [Miracle Johnson](https://youtu.be/FHuZbOr6WZo) 023: [Sega Mega System](https://youtu.be/JFTBgpOWNSM) 024: [Overly Excited About Bowling](https://youtu.be/rjLXENEpMAI) 025: [Finally a Saturday](https://youtu.be/cjURHV7nXlM) 026: [Super Mario Bros 2 Panic Mode](https://youtu.be/wqf7m5gtPrY) 027: [Hambones](https://youtu.be/OK9TokdQiq8) 028: [Sonic the Hedgehog is a Twink](https://youtu.be/c4CGvLVGyWg) 029: [Shotput Fight](https://youtu.be/fRsx7aHl3sg) 030: [I Want Bizza](https://youtu.be/G79nY0uSCJU) 031: [Galagmites](https://youtu.be/DY7caK_3GeY) 032: [Call Me](https://youtu.be/w5MnHn4d9y4) 033: [Taxes](https://youtu.be/_l_Q-7tWnXg) 034: [It’s Just One Of Those Days](https://youtu.be/RO46jddZSxE) 035: [F Sharp A Sharp Infinity](https://youtu.be/1wF3WQwdVX0) 036: [Papa-san](https://youtu.be/Nqog0w2nr04) 037: [Antimicrobial](https://youtu.be/jsmXARFgLss) 038: [Bowling for Nugget](https://youtu.be/B4pZ--3NkJM) 039: [Dolce De Postcard](https://youtu.be/SLFKkrErwys) 040: [Just Call Me Daddy](https://youtu.be/YcqtIKtF9P0) 041: [Inert Materials](https://youtu.be/ZphMAITbGQo) 042: [That Wall Really Looks Like The Ocean](https://youtu.be/gFGoA0x7AdA) 043: [Seven Second Delay With Kiryu and Majima](https://youtu.be/np-TQ4I0QE8) 044: [Miles “Majima” Prower](https://youtu.be/B3FuMtltLmk) 045: [Frenched Fries](https://youtu.be/K7TtEOLiy2Y) 046: [Like The Pinball Wizard](https://youtu.be/wIr5ogjzQOs) 047: [The Cabaret Club](https://youtu.be/2WNEA7IyYU8) 048: [Only Fans… of the Club](https://youtu.be/SYv_2fIxxFE) 049: [24 Hour Cinderella](https://youtu.be/WRnLyfl0Soo) 050: [Traction Park](https://youtu.be/I1jX40OQd_o) 051: [Off Da Railz](https://youtu.be/ZVzyyYwr_yY) 052: [The Legal Chicken Nugget Limit](https://youtu.be/nlORKO9Jx2A) 053: [Vanilla Extract](https://youtu.be/-7pBROngQPg) 054: [Grunge E-Girls](https://youtu.be/jYLtXlWXBI0) 055: [Cheating at Duel Monsters](https://youtu.be/d4XJN5IeGvQ) 056: [Reverse Johnny Bravo](https://youtu.be/8OLj_cLS4Og) 057: [We Missed Fat Bunny Week](https://youtu.be/9ZgImnJ8o04) 058: [Cockstoppers](https://youtu.be/J9JQUTukSOU) 059: [Big Nog](https://youtu.be/7PeD15UhNUE) 060: [Bimbofication (Tame)](https://youtu.be/zJ-fjFI3LzA) 061: [The Lemon Video](https://youtu.be/Jqo7u142fLY) Also available in convenient [youtube playlist format](https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLUQK3ddNPD7-9WCTkfAGIWiWgX6vRNpmm). ---
**Author:** ![RickRollsRoyce](https://www.lp.zone/user_avatar/www.lp.zone/rickrollsroyce/32/85110_2.png) [@RickRollsRoyce](https://www.lp.zone/u/RickRollsRoyce)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2019, 7:17am UTC](https://www.lp.zone/t/cash-rules-everything-around-me-lets-play-yakuza-0/3608/2 "2019-03-03T07:17:01Z")
It’s true, I did say it was good and since we are for once doing commentary on a good game (yea take that shit Kingdom Hearts) I’m very excited. PS I wish I smoked enough cigars to sound like Kuze. ---
**Author:** ![Micolithe](https://www.lp.zone/user_avatar/www.lp.zone/micolithe/32/85024_2.png) [@Micolithe](https://www.lp.zone/u/Micolithe)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2019, 7:23pm UTC](https://www.lp.zone/t/cash-rules-everything-around-me-lets-play-yakuza-0/3608/3 "2019-03-04T19:23:29Z")
damn binch??? an update?? 002: [The Dojima Family](https://youtu.be/CFMHyjndzEg) ---
**Author:** ![yerpalhal](https://www.lp.zone/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/y/e9c0ed/32.png) [@yerpalhal](https://www.lp.zone/u/yerpalhal)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2019, 10:33pm UTC](https://www.lp.zone/t/cash-rules-everything-around-me-lets-play-yakuza-0/3608/4 "2019-03-04T22:33:25Z")
kuzes the best ---
**Author:** ![White\_Coke](https://www.lp.zone/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/w/45deac/32.png) [@White\_Coke](https://www.lp.zone/u/White_Coke)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2019, 2:14am UTC](https://www.lp.zone/t/cash-rules-everything-around-me-lets-play-yakuza-0/3608/5 "2019-03-05T02:14:10Z")
All of the lieutenants are great, but Kuze is definitely the best. I can’t wait to hear more reactions from what’s coming. ---
**Author:** ![Micolithe](https://www.lp.zone/user_avatar/www.lp.zone/micolithe/32/85024_2.png) [@Micolithe](https://www.lp.zone/u/Micolithe)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2019, 2:27am UTC](https://www.lp.zone/t/cash-rules-everything-around-me-lets-play-yakuza-0/3608/6 "2019-03-31T02:27:16Z")
hey just wanted to chime in and apologize for the delay - most of us had some pretty wild misfortunes the past month, we havent been able to get together to record for a few weeks cause we’re all sorting out real life stuff. I hope to be back to this in a little bit. ---
**Author:** ![Micolithe](https://www.lp.zone/user_avatar/www.lp.zone/micolithe/32/85024_2.png) [@Micolithe](https://www.lp.zone/u/Micolithe)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2019, 4:11pm UTC](https://www.lp.zone/t/cash-rules-everything-around-me-lets-play-yakuza-0/3608/7 "2019-04-21T16:11:50Z")
OK so here’s an update to tide you over until life stabilizes a bit. 003: [Knife Hits Gone Wrong](https://youtu.be/OPZT162wk4U) ---
**Author:** ![Micolithe](https://www.lp.zone/user_avatar/www.lp.zone/micolithe/32/85024_2.png) [@Micolithe](https://www.lp.zone/u/Micolithe)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2019, 1:11am UTC](https://www.lp.zone/t/cash-rules-everything-around-me-lets-play-yakuza-0/3608/8 "2019-05-19T01:11:34Z")
OK so since the last time we recorded on a regular schedule I had to junk my old car and buy a new one, had some stomach problems and was back and forth to the doctor a bunch, and I finished a particularly rough semester. In celebration I went over to Mike’s house last night and we drank some beer and watched alot of bad youtube food videos but we also recorded a Yakuza 0 while I was there. 004: [Big Dick Dastardly](https://youtu.be/pU472NGzTac) ---
**Author:** ![yerpalhal](https://www.lp.zone/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/y/e9c0ed/32.png) [@yerpalhal](https://www.lp.zone/u/yerpalhal)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2019, 2:07am UTC](https://www.lp.zone/t/cash-rules-everything-around-me-lets-play-yakuza-0/3608/9 "2019-05-19T02:07:34Z")
remember folks kiryu never killed anyone:stuck\_out\_tongue\_winking\_eye: ---
**Author:** ![Micolithe](https://www.lp.zone/user_avatar/www.lp.zone/micolithe/32/85024_2.png) [@Micolithe](https://www.lp.zone/u/Micolithe)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2019, 4:39pm UTC](https://www.lp.zone/t/cash-rules-everything-around-me-lets-play-yakuza-0/3608/10 "2019-06-09T16:39:25Z")
We’re back, baby Happy E3 everybody 005: [Oh That’s A Baseball](https://youtu.be/07czcGuvTAk) ---
**Author:** ![Micolithe](https://www.lp.zone/user_avatar/www.lp.zone/micolithe/32/85024_2.png) [@Micolithe](https://www.lp.zone/u/Micolithe)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2019, 9:51pm UTC](https://www.lp.zone/t/cash-rules-everything-around-me-lets-play-yakuza-0/3608/11 "2019-06-12T21:51:11Z")
006: [The Yokomichi Silvers](https://youtu.be/yrz6qo0SV_I) ---
**Author:** ![White\_Coke](https://www.lp.zone/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/w/45deac/32.png) [@White\_Coke](https://www.lp.zone/u/White_Coke)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2019, 2:18am UTC](https://www.lp.zone/t/cash-rules-everything-around-me-lets-play-yakuza-0/3608/12 "2019-06-13T02:18:07Z")
Boob? Not even once. ---
**Author:** ![Micolithe](https://www.lp.zone/user_avatar/www.lp.zone/micolithe/32/85024_2.png) [@Micolithe](https://www.lp.zone/u/Micolithe)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2019, 3:17pm UTC](https://www.lp.zone/t/cash-rules-everything-around-me-lets-play-yakuza-0/3608/13 "2019-07-07T15:17:34Z")
007: [Kiryu The TV Producer](https://youtu.be/81W5JdOpXMA) ---
**Author:** ![Fefnir](https://www.lp.zone/user_avatar/www.lp.zone/fefnir/32/95485_2.png) [@Fefnir](https://www.lp.zone/u/Fefnir)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2019, 6:11pm UTC](https://www.lp.zone/t/cash-rules-everything-around-me-lets-play-yakuza-0/3608/14 "2019-07-07T18:11:32Z")
Friendship ended with Brash Hooligan. Now, Mushroom Dealer is my best friend. ---
**Author:** ![lrrose](https://www.lp.zone/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/l/e274bd/32.png) [@lrrose](https://www.lp.zone/u/lrrose)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2019, 9:41pm UTC](https://www.lp.zone/t/cash-rules-everything-around-me-lets-play-yakuza-0/3608/15 "2019-07-07T21:41:53Z")
Seeing Kamurocho circa 1987 on the old engine is really surreal after playing Judgment and seeing Kamurocho gentrified. Love the weird mushroom man. ---
**Author:** ![Micolithe](https://www.lp.zone/user_avatar/www.lp.zone/micolithe/32/85024_2.png) [@Micolithe](https://www.lp.zone/u/Micolithe)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2019, 12:50am UTC](https://www.lp.zone/t/cash-rules-everything-around-me-lets-play-yakuza-0/3608/16 "2019-07-08T00:50:34Z")
It’s not just Judgement. Kamurocho in Yakuza 6 is like leaps and bounds better looking than Zero & Kiwami. ---
**Author:** ![White\_Coke](https://www.lp.zone/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/w/45deac/32.png) [@White\_Coke](https://www.lp.zone/u/White_Coke)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2019, 6:22pm UTC](https://www.lp.zone/t/cash-rules-everything-around-me-lets-play-yakuza-0/3608/17 "2019-07-08T18:22:18Z")
In 1987, one dollar equalled ~150 yen, so that bar owner was getting $45,000. edit: I forgot the game takes place in 1988, not 1987. So the exchange rate is ~123 yen = $1. ---
**Author:** ![Micolithe](https://www.lp.zone/user_avatar/www.lp.zone/micolithe/32/85024_2.png) [@Micolithe](https://www.lp.zone/u/Micolithe)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2019, 11:26pm UTC](https://www.lp.zone/t/cash-rules-everything-around-me-lets-play-yakuza-0/3608/18 "2019-09-01T23:26:46Z")
008: [Remember Your Safe Word](https://youtu.be/B7DZFMJbgaw) ---
**Author:** ![Micolithe](https://www.lp.zone/user_avatar/www.lp.zone/micolithe/32/85024_2.png) [@Micolithe](https://www.lp.zone/u/Micolithe)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2019, 9:46pm UTC](https://www.lp.zone/t/cash-rules-everything-around-me-lets-play-yakuza-0/3608/19 "2019-09-05T21:46:12Z")
009: [AraQ 3](https://youtu.be/a9N0p_oaMa0) ---
**Author:** ![Micolithe](https://www.lp.zone/user_avatar/www.lp.zone/micolithe/32/85024_2.png) [@Micolithe](https://www.lp.zone/u/Micolithe)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2019, 8:19pm UTC](https://www.lp.zone/t/cash-rules-everything-around-me-lets-play-yakuza-0/3608/20 "2019-09-29T20:19:14Z")
Suddenly, Majima! 010: [Gimme One With a Beat](https://youtu.be/DjAabg-wScw) Hey I started a [sponsus](https://sponsus.org/u/micolithe) which is not patreon, because patreon doesn’t care about smaller creators. If you like what I do give it 60 seconds of thought. [Next page](https://www.lp.zone/t/cash-rules-everything-around-me-lets-play-yakuza-0/3608.md?page=2)