A Feudal Fanfiction: Let's Play Inuyasha: The Secret of the Cursed Mask

Another day, another demon-filled road with nothing interesting in it.

And here we are. Let’s get to the bottom of all this nonsense.

“Kaede’s Village”

…Ya think?

It’s the biggest city around here and they sell pretty much everything you need for traveling.

Hey, do you think they sell any juice here?

I can’t find any specific history of the consumption of fruit juice in Sengoku Japan, but there were several juicable fruits naturally growing in Japan at this point, so yeah, maybe Shippo could get like some peach or grape juice. Also it’s entirely possible that Kagome coulda brought some juice boxes from the present.

Though Inuyasha’s reaction kinda trends towards no.

There sure are a lot of people here.

Yes. I think we should split up and ask around.

I feel like if we’re going to ask around town about someone who looks like me, splitting up won’t help since the others won’t have…me as reference.

It’ll get dark before we can ask everyone.

It is night at about two points in this game overall.

So, we’ll ask around and then meet back here?

Right. The city is big, so be careful not to get lost.

Let’s buy some healing items, I guess.

Down to the south, there’s an entrance to the back alleys which are kind of a maze but the solution is piss easy. We’ll worry about this later.

A question mark!

Woman: We’re finally alone together, but…

Kid?

Woman: Oh, you’re such a loser! We finally get to be alone together, but…

Yeah, whatever, let’s look at this wanted poster.

Man: There’s wanted posters of this kid all over the city. I wonder what the kid did? Huh, it really looks like you.

Looking at the poster itself…

Me? Where?

Jinkichi: I’ve seen you somewhere before…Hey, it’s the girl on the wanted poster!

“Cutscene 2”

That’s not true!

Aw fuck cheese it.

Fuck.

Jinkichi: Don’t let the kid get away.

So I keep being told, but I have rights! Where’s my katsudon bowl?!

Ow, stop it! Don’t be so rough!

“Cutscene 1”

For some reason, the village headman gets a unique sprite and portrait despite being about as meaningful to the story overall as the three villagers who attacked us in the beginning.

W-Wait a minute!

Huh? What is it?

I think you have me confused with someone else. I haven’t done anything. Besides, I just came to this world.

This world? What are you talking about?

Yeah, it’s the same world. Different time. Keep up.

Well…The fact is I have done nothing that you can accuse me of.

I don’t know, but Kagura definitely wants us to catch you.

You wouldn’t know her. She’s a messenger from the castle.

W-Well if we wouldn’t know her, why does she want us?!

Well, then she’s got me confused with someone else.

Yeah!

Are you crazy? The messenger made a mistake? No way. Impossible! Stop your strange talk. And wait in jail until Kagura arrives.

“Sadness”

Ah fuck.

He didn’t say Kagura was the one they were looking for, he said that Kagura was looking for us. The presence of Kagura doesn’t change anything, god.

And they put me in jail. I shouldn’t waste my time complaining. I need to get out of here. But how?

Well, this wall is kinda blue.

Look at the color of this wall. Is it Serpentine rock?

O FLAME BURNING BRIGHT

I did it! I’ve got to get back to Kagome quickly.

“Kaede’s Village”

And we’re outside the headman’s house. We can’t go to the right because that’s where the wanted poster is and we’ll just get caught again. So now we have to navigate the maze of back alleys.

So if you just flail around, you’re gonna get completely lost, but the solution is incredibly simple.

You just keep going down for a few screens…

Until you see this fella.

Then go left a couple screens.

And we’re out.

Now, there is literally nothing pointing you towards that route, you’re just supposed to figure it out. Game design.

I know. Because of those posters I got caught by the village headman.

I thought so. Well, I’m glad you made it back safely.

But I wonder why there’s wanted posters of you?

I know. It seems someone named Kagura brought them here.

Kagura? Could it be that Kagura?

“Cutscene 1”

You know her? They said she is a messenger from the castle.

Yes. Do you remember the story about the shards of the Shikon Jewel?

The thing that makes demons stronger when they use it?

Yes, that’s right. There’s an evil demon named Naraku that can’t wait for a chance to get his hands on the Shikon Jewel.

There’s also like…a lot of other shit involved, but that’s a story for another game.

An evil demon?

He likes to bully and hurt people. He’s evil.

I’ve fought him many times, but he always escapes. He’s the most evil demon of all.

I see.

So they don’t actually explain what this means, and I suppose a refresher is always good. Naraku is less a single demon and more of a collective hivemind of like a thousand demons, and he splits himself off into separate beings to do his bidding. Kagura is one such.

Female incarnation? Does that mean Kagura is bad too?

She uses the wind and possesses the dead. She’s disgusting.

I see. But why is she looking for me?

If they went as far as putting up wanted posters of you, maybe it has something to do with you coming to this world.

I agree. It sounds like something Naraku would do.

IT REALLY DOES NOT HE IS KIND OF A DIRECT ACTION KINDA GUY

Well, since Kagura’s on her way here, we might as well stick around.

Yes. I want to find out what this is all about.

“Kaede’s Village”

And here we are. This doesn’t seem like a good idea.

Yeah I don’t…know why we thought this would work.

Oh no! They’re gonna catch me again.

Let’s escape to the edge of the city for now.

I just really wanna know what our plan of attack there was.

Gaaah. Why do I have to keep running away?

A very good question, you could have used your big sword to stop that samurai man.

Well, they’re humans. It’s not like you can fight them.

Yeah, you’re right, but…

Hmm. It doesn’t seem like we’ll be able to meet Kagura.

What to do?

What?

From what we’ve seen…if you say that you caught me, you can easily get into the headman’s house.

That is literally nothing we’ve seen. You only got into the headman’s house last time because the literal police got you.

Right.

That’s pretty risky.

Yeah, and it could be dangerous, too.

Kagome, that means the same thing.

It’s pretty dangerous to take you right into his house.

That’s weird of you to say because that’s literally what we just tried anyway.

But…

Wait a minute. Hey, Shippo, why don’t you transform yourself?

What?!

Wait a second.

Even if they tie you up and put you in jail, you can still get out if you have to.

It seems I always get the worst end of the deal.

There’s no one else but you, Shippo, that can do this.

Really?

Yes. Will you do it, please, Shippo?

Alright! I’ll do it!

That’s us in the hakama.

This is kinda weird.

R-Really? Then no one will be able to see through my fox magic?

You’ve come this far and you’re scared now?

Inuyasha, you should stay here for now.

Okay, but be sure to call me if anything happens.

Inuyasha can’t do it as well.

He’s just a half-demon.

Hmmm.

Anyway, I think he would just get caught if he tried to transform himself. It’s better that way.

I agree.

I found the girl on the wanted poster. I came to turn her in.

Genkichi: Hmmm? I see. It’s the girl on the wanted poster. Come inside. Wait over by the white sand.

Yes, I’m glad we got through smoothly.

It’s all because of MY acting!

Yes it is.

No it’s not! The only reason we did this plan was because Shippo could more easily get out of jail! And we’re just going in without Shippo going to jail, so why not just pretend to turn the normal me in?

And next time, we’ll get to the bottom of all this.

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So we’re here in the headman’s place, and there’s a weird droning noise…

What?

I hear a strange noise.

Look! A bug! I circled it because…it’s kinda hard to notice.

Huh? What are Saimyosho?

They’re the Saimyosho that Naraku uses. If they’re here, Kagura must be, too.

VERY HELPFUL EXPLANATION

It’s definitely Naraku’s female incarnation, Kagura.

If the Saimyosho are here, then we’ve probably already been found out.

Probably.

OH NO DEMONS

Aaahh!

They found us out!

About time.

I saw the Saimyosho fly by, so I came right away. It was exactly as I thought. Bring it on!

We fight them, it’s completely umremarkable. Thank you, next.

That demon was no problem. But it’s no good sticking around if the Saimyosho are here.

Yes. Both Naraku and Kagura can see what the Saimyosho can see.

So, if the Saimyosho see us, that means Naraku and Kagura will know we’re here?

That’s exactly what she said, yes.

Yes. That’s why I think Kagura already knows we are here.

The last three lines in a row have all been literally the same thought.

It’s dangerous, but I guess that’s our only option.

Here I come. You better get out of the way!

Inuyasha looks pretty excited about this.

That’s because he loves to fight.

So we head into the house. The party lineup has changed slightly so now Kagome is our tagalong, neat.

That’s not good.

Is that the headman?

Help me.

He really doesn’t deserve our help, but something isn’t right.

Oh ! He’s surrounded by demons!

Hold on a minute. I’ll help you.

Another fight against normal enemies.

Don’t worry about that. But, what are you doing here?

HE LIVES HERE! THIS IS EXPLICITLY HIS HOUSE! THAT’S WHY WE’RE HERE!

I was tricked by that Kagura woman. I had no idea the castle’s messenger was a demon.

Huh, Kagura. Where is she now?!

She’s just ahead. She tried to feed me to the demons.

Just ahead, huh. Alright, let’s go!

It’s dangerous here, so you should hide.

We head a little deeper in and find this lady.

I found you, Kagura. I knew it was you.

Meet Kagura, who the headman had NO IDEA was a demon.

I thought I heard noises. It was you guys.

So, you’re Kagura. Why are you trying to capture me?

So, you’re the girl.

Did you summon me into this world? If it was you, you’d better send me back.

Now, why would I do something like that?

You’re pathetic as always. I’m gonna cut you to shreds. Got that?

Go ahead! as always, you’re such a mutt.

Okay, so boss fight. As you can see, Kagura has two little demons next to her. This ties into one of the few strategies in this game. Kagura will normally do Dance of Blades, which is a very nasty attack, but if you kill both of the demons, she’ll waster her turn bringing them back, giving you a break.

I wasn’t entirely sure if it was working and so I didn’t do it. It was still pretty easy, though I did have to spend a lot of time healing.

Inuyasha please control yourself.

Damn! How could I let that happen?

Are you ready to die, Kagura?

Wait a minute, Inuyasha. We have to ask Kagura about the wanted posters.

Yeah, you’re right.

Oh no we’re in the Shadow Realm. I left my deck at home!

Huh! What was that?!

A shikigami?!

Aaah!

Is that a Shikigami? Utsugi?

Shikigami? It’s like mine, but it’s completely different in size.

A weird lady!

Naraku has sent someone to help me. Don’t expect any thanks.

Stop! You’ll be sorry if you get in my way.

Be careful, Inuyasha. I don’t think this is your typical demon.

I don’t care what it is. I’ll destroy anything that gets in the way. Wind Scar!

Oh, a mask. I wonder if it has any curses.

Damn it. It didn’t work.

It was so easily repelled.

Now it’s my turn.

Take it easy, Inuyasha. You’re hurt.

It’s only a small cut.

Your wound…it’s beautiful. It’s like the setting sun.

What are you talking about?

Yeah, what ARE you talking about? For the record, Utsugi never says anything like this ever again.

Wow! Was that the power of the Shikigami? Who are you?

I should note that if you are playing as Michiru, Utsugi is a man and the only difference is that his clothes are blue.

Huh. Me? What are you talking about?

Damn it! Get out of the way!

I see. Kagura, I’ve completed my mission. I’m leaving.

Fine.

Hey wait!

But I think she may know something.

With no help from you.

Are you blind? Can’t you see they just ran away.

Don’t be so cross. He’s a victim too.

Thank you for your understanding. I had no idea the messenger from the castle would be a demon.

You said that and I honestly doubt it.

I am so sorry for what happened to you.

That’s okay. The evil ones are Utsugi and Kagura. Don’t worry about it anymore.

Oh! You are so forgiving. You are such an angel.

Okay, little much. Kinda uncomfortable now. Can we go back to Kaede?

I think that may be taking it a little too far.

Come on, you really are kind.

  1. I didn’t actually say anything, so why are you talking like I tried to deny it? 2. Even if I am kind, that doesn’t mean headman’s not being a creep.

Thanks, Kagome. That’s nice of you.

… (voiced as a giggle) From what Utsugi and Kagura were saying, it seems there’s a connection between Naraku and your being brought into this world.

It’s too bad I wasn’t able to ask, even though they were right there.

You explicitly DID ask and they refused to answer.

Don’t give up. I’m sure there will be another chance.

Yes. And I doubt Naraku will be leaving us alone.

Well, the next time I’ll finish the job.

I agree, let’s head out.

WHAT IS IT NOW

Hey, it’s the headman. What do you want?

Yeah, it’s weird that the headman is here at his house where we just talked to him less than a minute ago.

It’s not much, but please take th

Money?

Wow! There’s quite a bit here. We can buy lots of sweets now!

But…

It’s okay. Take it.

It comes from good intentions. I think you should take it.

Okay then, I will accept it. Thank you, Headman.

You know, Headman, you may be a gormless, gullible, creepy, worthless cop fuck, but at least you’re rich and I can exploit your hoarded wealth to be used for good.

And with that, we’re heading back to base to figure out our next plan of attack. See you then.

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We’re back in Kaede’s village and hey, some new folks.

Miroku!

Miroku! Sango! You’re back!

Sango!

That sure took you a while.

So, as you’ve maybe been able to tell, the game is kinda split up into different scenarios, and we’ve just been through two. Now, I kinda understand why they started you off with just Inuyasha, Kagome, and Shippo, start the player off with a smaller party so they get used to things, but there’s absolutely no reason we needed to wait this long to get the other characters.

Don’t say that, Inuyasha. We went through a lot too. Hey, who is that?

Oh yeah. This girl came from the present, like me.

Ohh…

Hello. Are these your friends, Kagome?

Note the atrocious spelling and capitalization.

Like us, they’re trying to destroy Naraku.

I see. Um, my name is Anime. Nice to meet you.

It’s my pleasure.

Nice to meet you.

This kid doesn’t look very strong, but knows how to use the mysterious power of the Shikigami.

Shippo you didn’t know what this shit was a few days ago stop acting an expert.

… [voiced as a hmmmmm noise]

Oh, it’s nothing, really.

Uh, yes?

Will you be the mother of my children?

OH BOY HERE WE GO

W-what?!

Miroku.

Hnnn yeah oh boy this fuckin sucks

R-really.

Excuse me!

Uh, yes?

Miroku, shouldn’t we tell them what we found out?

Oh yes.

Did you find out where Naraku is?

We didn’t find out anything specific. But there are a lot of strange things happening in the castle.

What kinds of strange things?

Are you interested too?

Yes. It seems Naraku has something to do with why I was summoned into this world.

From what Kagura and Utsugi were talking about I gather that that’s definitely the case.

Kagome…thanks, but…I’m talking right now.

All the cows on the castle grounds have disappeared. And all the people who’ve gone to pay their taxes have never come back. There is definitely a lot of strange things happening around the castle.

Well that’s just the shutdown, innit?

A whole bunch of demons were seen heading towards the castle.

Well, that’s just the House majority, innit?

A bunch of demons, huh. This stinks of Naraku.

Yes. So, where is the castle?

Don’t act like you know shit. You’ve never met the guy.

From here, it is best to go through Tsuzumi Village.

We just got back. And we’re off again already? Busy, busy.

I know you’re both very tired. I’m sorry.

Thank you for being concerned about me. You’re very kind.

It’s not like that.

Don’t be shy.

THIS SUCKS

You’re misunderstanding me.

Thank you Sango. I knew there was a reason you were voted to be our best friend.

Let’s talk more later.

I wonder what kind of journey this is going to turn out to be.

SHUT UP I HATE YOU

Hi Kaede!

What? You just got here and you’re already leaving? Don’t you want to rest a bit?

It’s probably best if we rest up first.

I think so too. Today you should take it easy and rest.

Oh, I know what this means.

How about it, Inuyasha? What do you think if we take the day off today?

Huh! Take the day off?

What do you mean?

Like we did the other day, everyone can pair off with whoever they like.

Yeah, we need a little rest too. And we want to make sure that our friend has a good time with everyone.

Ha ha ha, oh you fool.

Hmmm. Sounds good.

That’s great. You’re kind and thoughtful, unlike Inuyasha.

Uncalled for.

What did you say, Miroku?

Take it easy. So, today is going to be our day off.

Anime. So, who do you wanna travel with today?

As y’all voted, we’re gonna be spending time with Sango.

Thank you!

Huh? Do I have too? [sic]

Good idea, I’ll go too.

We can’t just sit around here. Let’s go.

What?

Your hair is beautiful!

Huh? That’s out of the blue. Is it really?

Yes! It really is! I mean, it’s so long, but still so soft and shiny.

Alright, settle down.

I guess. Thank you.

Anime, boundaries.

Huh? Hey, what are you doing?

Hm? Something good! Don’t move, Sango.

Wow!

It looks good! What do you think, Sango?

Um…well…I don’t really think it suits me.

What are you saying, Sango? Of course it suits you!

Really…

Yes. When Miroku looks at you he will surely fall in love again.

Okay, so this is also an issue if you pick Miroku. Anime has known these people for less than 24 hours but acts as if they’re old friends and know everything.

That’s stupid! Why’d you say that?

AAH!

Kagome runs up to check things out.

Are you okay?

Ito: Huh? Y-yes. I just got a bug bite on my face, that’s all.

Inuyasha comes up too!

What happened?

She got a bug bite on her face! It’ll get worse if we leave it. Do we have any medicine for it?

A little bite? You’re so insensitive, Inuyasha!

Insensitive? What do you mean?

Argh. You drive me crazy!

Are you in a bad mood?

WOW THIS IS RIVETING I WOULD SURE LOVE TO WATCH 167 EPISODES OF THIS.

Enough! Just get away from me!

Why are you so mad? I just don’t get it. Suit yourself!

Here.

Huh?

Maybe I’m not sensitive, but here’s something instead. See ya!

Instead? Oh, it’s an herb that heals bug bites. Oh, Inuyasha!

We sure did.

Yes, and now we’re all prepared. We should be on our way to Tsuzumi Village.

Good timing. I don’t want to be adding to your baggage, but you should take this.

A pair of old fashioned pants?

I used to wear them when I was young. It’s going to be a long journey. So a change of clothes will come in handy.

Yes. We don’t know what’s ahead. It’ll be best to take them.

Thank you, Grandma Kaede.

Now, be careful. Goodbye.

Okay. Bye.

And bye I say to you, until Tsuzumi Village.

On the road to Tsuzumi City!

Oh hey, Kakuju.

Oh, that’s right. There was something I wanted to give you. That monk there should be able to help you make good use of it. Go on, show him.

That’s one way to start a conversation.

Mm. I added a little magic to it too. It will give you power when you fight together.

Thank you so much, Kakuju.

YOU LITERALLY JUST MET THIS GUY.

You’re welcome. I should get going. Bye for now!

So I’m gonna be straight: I have literally no idea what’s up with this scene. It’s not brought up again in the plot as far as I remember, and we didn’t even get the talisman as an item. My best guess is that judging by Kakuju’s lines, it’s an in-story justification for the co-op techs, but not only does that not really need a justification, I’m pretty sure we already know at least one at this point. This game’s weird.

Anyway, this area’s not all random battles for once!

I should take this opportunity to quickly describe Miroku and Sango in battle. Sango is simple, she’s just a pure damage dealer, like Inuyasha. Miroku is a bit more of a support character, with heals, buffs, the ability to see enemy HP and THE WIND TUNNEL, which is a GUARANTEED ONE HIT KILL to ANY NON-BOSS ENEMY and only costs ONE ENERGY.

Miroku can get broken.

Are you alright?

I think I stepped on a thorn.

Oh no! There’s a thorn in your foot. Let me take it out.

Thanks for explaining what I just said to me. God, I can’t even get away from Twitter dudes in the past.

Sango gets grumpy.

And that’s it. If you’re a guy, you just ask Miroku about his monk duties, go “Isn’t it impressive, Sango?” for some reason, and she gets grumpy for some reason.

Anyway, we continue as normal, until after one battle…

Wow! A mechanic that came earlier than I was expecting!

What, changed? How changed?!

It’s like heaven on earth! It’s the best of fortunes. But be careful not to let your guard down.

So occasionally after a battle, your fortune will change. This affects stuff like encounter rate and how often you get the drop on enemies. We just happened to get the best fortune, hooray!

Moving on.

Since we’re here, we might as well take a little rest.

I know the game compresses these transitionary areas from how big they are in-universe, but this is still pretty funny when we’re 10 minutes into my recording. Though to be fair, I’d take a break after 10 minutes hiking in the woods.

Hey, Sango, is there a special trick to using the Hiraikotsu?

That being her giant boomerang.

Um, yeah.

Yes, it’s quite large. And not easy to use.

Fuckin’ Miroku, bug off.

Hiraikotsu is the weapon that Sango uses, isn’t it? I want to learn how to use it too.

Settle down, kid.

But you need lots of practice to be able to use a Hiraikotsu.

Yes, I supposed you’re right.

I’m sure with both of us teaching, she should be able to pick it up.

LITERALLY WHAT POSITION ARE YOU IN TO DO THIS ALSO GO AWAY

Yeah, that’s about my face.

Sango, don’t be so cold.

Ah, I guess you’re gonna fuckin’ tell her she looks so much prettier when she smiles, huh? Fuck you.

… I don’t think Sango likes me very much.

Well, after completely turning on a character I used to like in the span of 16 minutes, here we are.

We’ve finally made it.

So, this is Tsuzumi Village.

Oh no!

Densuke: Aah! Help me!

What? Oh no, a demon!

Old man, over here! Quick!

If you get in the way, I’ll eat you too!

Very funny! Just try it!

That was easy. It’s also the only fight we’re going to have in this entire plot episode.

Densuke: This area has become so dangerous. I went out to do some shopping for the festival and all of a sudden I was being chased. I didn’t know what waas going to become of me.

Well, you’re lucky we ran into you.

Yes. I’m glad you’re okay.

Densuke: Thank you so much for helping me. You must be in the middle of traveling, but if you like, you can stay at my home tonight. It’s the least I can do in return for saving my life. You’re very welcome to stay there.

Oh, you don’t have to do that.

It would be really rude if you refused.

Miroku.

It would be nice to sleep in a real bed.

Oh, Kagome…

Hey, question. Why is everyone treating this like I have the final say? I’m the player character, but I’m the newest member of this group and obviously everyone else wants to do it, so what do they care what I think? I’m not the leader.

Densuke: Well, if you’ve decided, then come with me.

Looks an awful lot like Kaede’s place.

Densuke: The rest of the highway is blocked anyway.

Damn.

You mean the highway that goes to the castle?

Densuke: Yes. All this heavy rainfall caused a big landslide. So, you can’t use the highway now.

We’re unlucky.

You look pretty happy though, Miroku.

No, not at all. Anyway, are there any girls my age around here?

Fuck off.

Densuke: What?

Now I get it.

That’s what I thought.

If we’re gonna be here for a while, I’m going to go see if I can find any information about the castle.

Bye.

Densuke: Is she a Demon Slayer? She has a Demon Slayer’s weapon.

Yes, she is.

Densuke: I see. It’s rare to see a Demon Slayer. Since that incident, we don’t see them anymore.

Demon Slayer? What’s that?

Think about it with your fucking brain.

It is a specially trained person, who goes after demons.

She lived in the Demon Slayer Village.

The Ninjas. And their one village.

Yes. But don’t talk about it in front of Sango.

Why?

Because through trickery, Naraku completely destroyed the Demon Slayer Village.

What happened to Sango’s family?

Well,

The only ones that survived are Sango and her younger brother. Her younger brother was taken by Naraku.

SHE WAS GONNA TELL ME. FUCK OOOOOOFF.

Damn, Naraku!

I didn’t realize…

Later that evening.

I’m back.

Welcome back. So, did you find anything out?

No. I couldn’t find many people.

Well, we can’t use the highway now anyway, so we might as well take it easy.

Densuke: Well, your beds are ready. Why don’t you call it a day and try to get some rest.

Thank you so much. Good night.

And good night to you all.

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Wow! It’s rare to hear a suggestion from Mirkou.

I…I don’t really think it is?

Really!

Do you think he found a pretty girl nearby?

No. It’s just such [a] beautiful day.

Huh.

No…well…ha ha ha.

Ha! You guessed right.

Piss off.

Anime. So, who do you want to travel with today?

Why our best friend.

Thank you.

I will too.

Me too!

Same thing we do every day, Anime.

I think I’ll go to the forest and practice with my Hiraikotsu.

Whenever you have a spare moment you’re always practicing, aren’t you?

Yes. It’s a habit from when I lived in Demon-Slayer Village.

Can I come watch you? I won’t get in the way.

Sure, I’m going now. Come whenever you like.

Here we are!

There you are.

Wow! Do you do that every day?

Do what she was just standing there

Practice, you mean? Ah, yeah, I do.

But you’re so strong…

You’ve got it wrong. It’s because I practice every day that I am strong.

Really?

Not much strength? Yeah, right.

But that’s not why I started practicing.

Hmm…

In the Demon-Slayer Village, this is part of every day life. Just like when you go to school and study all that difficult stuff.

I’m coming to the terrible realization that Sango might not know how to read.

I don’t think it’s the same…

Hey, Miroku, what do you think?

About what?

This picture. This picture on the door…Doesn’t it bother you?

Not really.

Why not? It’s kinda weird.

Huh? It won’t open. Shoot.

Open! It won’t budge. Something’s definitely strange.

Let me have a look.

Ha. It’s not use. It won’t open.

I see. Well, if it doesn’t open when you push it, try pulling.

I don’t see anything really strange about it.

Wah wah.

So, that’s what it was.

Arrgg!

Friends~

Densuke: You must have been really tired. Everyone else got up early and went to gather information and such. They said you should do the same once you woke up.

How embarrassing! I better get going.

And get going we will!

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Alright gang, let’s split up and search for clues.

This town has a big drum, but they probably won’t let me play Kamen Rider songs on it.

Nothing else interesting, so we have to move to the village entrance.

Going up from there a bit, a kid’s in trouble!

There’s a demon! And a child!

That’s what I said! Wait, isn’t this the same asshole we killed the other day?

What a tasty looking child!

He’s gonna get you! Run away!

You’re so scared you can’t run. Now, if you’re really still, I’ll try to make this as painless as I can.

If I don’t do anything, he’s gonna eat that kid. What can I do?

You can, uh, summon holy flames.

What?

KUNAI WIT’ CHAIN!

Yes. I’m okay.

I’m glad. But, why didn’t you run away?

Kitty :3

Oh, a cat! Is it because the cat was here?

Can’t imply things. Gotta spell them out.

I see. That’s really kind of you.

Can’t imply characterization. Gotta spell it out.

Really?

Don’t be modest. If it was me I probably would have run away. That’s a cool looking weapon.

YOU CAN SUMMON HOLY FIRE, ANIME

It’s called a Kusarigama.

Can I see it? Wow, it’s pretty heavy.

Anime, if you want a weapon so bad, we can buy you a damn sword or something.

Yes. It’s a bit different from the usual ones.

Really? Why

Um…

Oh, sorry. Maybe I shouldn’t have asked. Um, are you from here?

I see.

Okay. Hey, what’s your name? My name is Anime.

It’s Kohaku.

Heading back down to the drum, we see someone!

Just looking at the flowers. These were my brother’s favorite.

Your brother? I see.

I guess everyone told you about my past.

I mean, they did, but nothing I said suggested as such.

Yes.

My brother was so kind, he almost didn’t belong in Demon Slayer Village. My brother didn’t like to fight. But he loved animals and flowers.

He must have been a really good brother.

We leave Sango to that and hey look, it’s Kagome.

Oh, Sango was just telling me about her younger brother.

I see. Naraku took Kohaku so that he could try to control Sango. Naraku is so evil!

So, he tried to use Kohaku…What! Did you just say Kohaku?

Oh yeah he was basically wearing the same thing as Sango huh

Yes I did.

It couldn’t be. But…

What happened?

This can’t be a coincidence. That boy’s name was Kohaku too. And he was using the same weapon as Sango. I should ask him. I’m sorry, Kagome. But I have to go do something now.

Okay, she does use a chain with a hook and we can just call that a kusarigama.

But also WE GOTTA GET KOHAKU BACK

Shokichi:

Um, excuse me?

Shokichi: Maybe I’m no good at this. I caught one little sparrow today in front of the headman’s house. It’s not even good enough for dinner.

Excuse me. Can I ask you something?

Shokichi: Uh, sure. What is it?

Do you know the boy that was here before? His name is Kohaku.

Anime…please…

Shokichi: The boy playing with the cat? Yeah, I just saw him walking over there.

Thank you! And I don’t think you can hunt in the city.

Shokichi: Oh, that’s what I thought.

Again we portray a larger person as being a fuckin’ idiot rube. Nice.

There’s the cat that was with Kohaku.

I’m pretty sure that cat went in somewhere around here. I couldn’t tell from behind that bush, but it looks like there’s another road ahead.

A cave? Where’s he going?

Oh no it’s spooky and there’s demons.

Let’s talk to this guy.

Um, excuse me?

Gonsuke: Whoa!

You scared me!

HOW?! YOU WERE THE ONE WHO APPROACHED HIM, YOU GORMLESS GIRL

Gonsuke: I’m surprised to see someone else on this road. I’m the only one who knows about this secret back road.

Back road? Does it go to the castle?

Gonsuke: Uh-oh. I said too much.

That’s great! Don’t worry, I won’t tell anyone else.

This is of course a blatant lie as we will be telling our five friends.

Gonsuke: Okay. Good. If people find out about this road, I won’t have the chance to find my pot of gold.

I’m just gonna let that one slide because I’d be treading old ground.

Pot of gold. Hmm… Good luck! Oh yeah, did you see anyone else pass by here?

Gonsuke: Nope. Nobody’s come through here.

Well, let’s head back.

Huh?

And here’s the man of the hour, Naraku himself!

Oh no, this ain’t good.

OW!

Kohaku, what’s wrong? Don’t you know it’s me?

Stop it, Kohaku!

Here she comes.

Sango! How did you get here?

She waaaalked.

Okay, that direction just leads to a wall, you should be asking where SHE came from.

You’re Kagura!

No shit!

How nice! You remember me.

What do you want?

I’m not the one directly doing anything. Isn’t that right, woman of Demon Slayer.

You cheater.

Kohaku is going to catch this girl, so sit back and watch. Don’t do anything you’ll be sorry for. Kohaku’s life is in the balance.

You.

Okay, Kohaku, hurry up and get her.

How dare you, Kagura! I’ll never forgive you for this.

Don’t you get it. If you try to resist, Kohaku loses his life.

Kohaku. What should I do?

What should I do? If I don’t do anything, Kohaku will die. But, what do I do?

Well looky here.

Is that Serpentine rock? Shikigami, attack!

I believe this is the last instance of Serpentine rock for the majority of the game.

Hahaha! What are you aiming at?

Rocks fall and they just walk away.

Damn. I see.

Kohaku! Kohaku.

Anime, where’s Kohaku?

I’m sorry, we lost him. I think he went with Kagura.

I see. He’s gone.

I’m sorry, Sango.

No, I’m sorry.

A young fisherman told me that you were looking for Kohaku.

Oh, so THAT’S why he was having a hard time hunting. He’s not even a hunter!

Oh right, that fisherman.

Woman, neither of you said the word of fish in your entire conversation don’t act like you know what’s going on.

I heard you went alone, so…I’m really sorry.

Don’t worry about it.

I couldn’t do anything when Kohaku was trying to attack you.

He’s your brother. Of course, you couldn’t.

But if something happened to you, I…

The ship is real, friends.

Sango, please don’t worry about it anymore.

But, why were you here by yourself?

Why?

Everyone told you about Kohaku. So, you must have known that Naraku was using Kohaku. So why did you go by yourself?

Well…

Sango…Thank you. That makes me so happy.

then why did you go alone

Let’s go back. Everyone’s waiting.

Let’s go tell everyone, quickly.

We’ll head back next time.

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We’re back!

You disappeard [sic] so suddenly. We were worried.

Even Sango, who went to look for you, didn’t come back.

Anyway, we’re glad you’re safe.

I’m sorry.

Hmm. You look happy. Did something good happen?

Not really, almost died.

Not exactly.

WOW THAT’S CREEPY

I don’t get offended.

Of course, I was worried about Sango too.

Were you really, Miroku?

Yes I was.

Why are you blushing, Sango?

I wonder if Sango likes Miroku?

If you can’t tell, Miroku is sexually assaulting Sango. As he do.

Miroku, why are you touching me?

Uh, ehehehe.

WHAP

I hate all of this.

Sango’s gonna get into a bad mood again.

I see. Sango was treating me like that, because Miroku was giving me so much attention. It’s not because she doesn’t like me.

FUCK OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFF

Is something wrong?

No, it’s nothing. That’s right! I found a road that goes to the castle.

Really!!

Yes. You can get there from a cave on the outskirts of the village.

Breaking our promise.

You sure seem enthusiastic!

WE WERE TRYING TO GET THERE, WEREN’T WE?!\

Do I? Well, I had a good day today!

YOU REALLY DIDN’T, YOU GOT HIT WITH A LARGE BLADE

Yeah, we’re staying.

Thank you, Densuke. Good night.

Sounds good, I agree.

Anime. So, who do you want to travel with today?

Sango.

Thank you.

Me too.

Me too!

Did she just immediately ditch us?

What?

Have you seen Sango?

Isn’t she in the woods practicing like she always does?

Thanks! I’ll go see.

You’re here again. I’m not doing anything interesting.

WE WERE EXPLICITLY SUPPOSED TO HANG OUT THOUGH?

Do you remember you were saying that you’re just a regular human being?

Yes.

Well, do you think if I practiced I could become like you?

Huh? Well, um…

Please Buy My Protagonist A Sword

Hmmm…Would you like to try to carry my Hiraikotsu?

Yes. Wow! Sure I’d love to!

FINALLY.

Here, I’ll hold this side.

Wow! It’s heavy.

Bom!

Aaaaaa!

I’m surprised at how heavy it is.

Ha ha. Now do you understand? Nothing is easy, not even getting strong.

I’m going to try hard so I can be like you one day.

Yes. It’s important to think that way.

What is that?

It’s soap. You wash your face and body with it.

Thanks game, now I’m thinking about Miroku’s incredible stink. In fact, this entire TIME PERIOD STINKS.

That’s why you always smell so good.

Hmmm…

Kagome!

Huh?

I need to ask you a favor. Would you share some of that soap with me?

Sure. But what for?

Um…

Maybe he’s going to give it to Sango as a present. Sure, you can have it.

Okay this keeps pissing me off. I don’t remember the characters themselves pushing this relationship so much in the original.

I’m very grateful.

Yeah, he went running by.

So this is a background you only see in a couple of interval events.

Okayo: What a nice smell! What is it?

It’s called “soap.” It will make you even more beautiful!

Okayo: Beautiful? Oh, I think my dad can really use this! Thank you so much, Miroku! Bye!

Ahh…That’s not what I had in mind.

Anime gained a stronger friendship with Sango.

Yes. Thank you.

Densuke: Take care.

Heading to our secret route…

Let’s head to Castle Town! The pass is pretty uneventful, so I guess I’ll leave you here and meet you in

Huh.

I can hear the voice of a young woman.

Woman: A demon! Someone help me!

What?

Oh, and she’s a beautiful woman.

You can tell just from her voice?

There’s no mistake. Let’s go.

He sure reacts quickly when it comes to women.

Whatever. If it’s a demon, we gotta fight him. Everyone, let’s go!

Oh dear.

Hahaha…

Yurihime: Travelers, please help me.

It really is a beautiful woman! Wow, Miroku!

DON’T PRAISE HIM

Don’t waste your time on stupid things. Let’s go!

That almost wasn’t fair.

Get off me!

And then Inuyasha just hits him with his sword.

Oh, it’s nothing.

Yurihime: I don’t know what would have become of me, if you hadn’t saved me.

Koto: Oh, I know.

I’m here now, so everything will be alright.

Kinu: You’re so strong.

Koto: You really are a handsome monk.

Hahaha, I never get hurt by such small demons.

You didn’t even do anything in that battle.

Come on, you’re such a flirt.

Either way, it looks like there aren’t any more demons. We should go.

You’re right. It’s still a ways to the castle. We need to hurry.

Yurihime: Wait a minute. I would like to show my appreciation. If you would like, please come to the mansion.

This seems suspish.

Thank you very much. We will gladly go with you.

God dammit.

Yeah, no more distractions!

Yurihime: Of course, I’ll prepare you a delicious meal.

Food, huh? Actually, I’m starving.

Koto: I’ll prepare meat and fish and mountain vegetables.

Kinu: There are a lot of demons ahead. If you come, we could at least feed you a good meal.

It seems pretty dangerous around here.

Maybe it’s a good idea if we go to the mansion.

No, no!

It would be scary to part ways here.

Yes, I agree.

As long as I am here, you don’t need to worry about demons.

He sure reacts quickly when it comes to this sort of thing.

I guess we’re at this house now.

We’ll see what’s up with all this next time.

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I know I already brought this up on SA but god this game’s dialogue is a lot more brain melting than I remember it being

I know, right? I’m not even sure how to describe this kind of bad translation. It’s like it’s right on the cusp of subtle insanity and blatant insanity; it isn’t always clear why the dialogue is insane, but it is always clear that the dialogue is insane.

It’s the lovely combination of a poorly written game translated poorly.

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So I guess we’re just here now.

Me neither.

Her voice actress says “neither” with an i sound and not an e sound and it’s weird.

Yeah that’s right, this is a Miroku episode.

Yurihime: Oh, Miroku. Such sweet words.

I never flatter.

Yurihime: Really?

Really.

REALLY.

He really lays it on, doesn’t he?

Yeah, really.

Gurl you don’t need him, just join the Anime Club.

Sango, you broke your chopsticks. Are you mad?

It’s because of Miroku.

It’s such a beautiful night.

Yurihime: Would you like to go outside, Miroku?

Sure, let’s go.

They’re gone.

No shit.

Hmmm. Is he what you would call a ladies’ man.

I don’t think you would call someone that in the Sengoku period.

Hey, Sango, should we let them go?

  1. No this whole thing is super sus
  2. Please leave Sango alone

It doesn’t have anything to do with me.

Am I the only one that sees that it does?

Fuck off.

DON’T ENCOURAGE IT.

Poor Sango. Miroku is such a ladies’ man. But why is Miroku taking this dangerous journey to find Naraku? I can understand that he wants to meet a bunch of girls but…Cuz it really doesn’t seem like he’s out to save the world.

Wind Tunnel? Is that the power that Miroku has?

Yes. But it’s not exactly a power. It’s a curse that was put on his right hand, by Naraku.

Is that right? Poor guy. But why would Naraku give him the Wind Tunnel? Doesn’t it help him?

As time goes by, the Wind Tunnel grows. Eventually, it will swallow Miroku up.

Does that mean Miroku will die?

That’s the plan.

Yes.

I didn’t realize what he’s been though.

Now we get to stretch our legs. If we talk to anyone here…

It’s a curse that was put on his right hand, by Naraku.

It’s not that simple.

We get two reused voice clips that don’t make sense in this context.

There’s also something here, with no indication as such.

Strange? Like what? Was somebody badmouthing someone on the wall?

No, but it’s kinda spooky.

What are you so scared of? Scardy-cat. [sic]

INUYASHA, COME ON. YOU DIDN’T EVEN WANNA COME HERE CUZ IT WAS SUS.

YEAH, YOU FUCKIN’ SEE?

Blood…I wonder what happened?

I don’t know. But there’s something going on in this mansion.

I’m getting worried about the monk.

Yeah, let’s go check on him.

Well, I don’t know anyone here, there’s no dog, I’m getting a bit tired, I’m just gonna go home.

I need to use the bathroom.

Kagome why are you blushing don’t make this weird.

Kinu: You should go after the party.

Use the bathroom after the party?

The writing in this game is so fucking weird!

Koto: Yes. Please just go back to the room.

Something is definitely strange.

Yes.

Koto: They’re suspicious.

Kinu: They’re suspicious.

We’re suspicious.

W-What?

Koto: Until the master gets the monk’s liver, don’t let them leave the room.

Aw shit, what did I tell you people? We’re dealing with a Journey to the West here. Some demon wants to fuck and/or eat Miroku.

Kinu: Okay. Kill. Kill.

The delivery on all this is amazing by the way.

Also now they’re heads.

No, this is their true form.

I mean, they still technically transformed. It goes both ways.

They won’t get us that easily.

One fight later.

No cutscene, just control. We’ll move up to see what’s going on.

Oh dear.

Happy, happy!

There’s so many demons!

They’re having a party.

Aw man, more strangers.

We’re going to be able to eat some female flesh soon!

Young girls’ flesh! Young girls’ flesh!

Young girls? Are they talking about us?

It looks like there’s something on the other side of all those demons.

I don’t think we can get over there.

Yes, there’s too many of them.

Well, fuck. Let’s see what else there is around.

Hell yeah there’s booze.

It says Ayakashi Spring Sake.

I’ve heard that this sake is the demons’ favorite.

We can trick the demons into going somewhere else by using this sake.

Good idea.

We got booze!

Alright, we’ll bottleneck 'em!

I agree. Put it here.

From over there. I can’t wait, I’m going to get some.

It looks like it’s working.

Here they come. Be careful.

I’m going to do you all a favor and skip over this next part, because it is nothing but back to back fights for FIFTEEN MINUTES STRAIGHT, and that’s with my emulator’s fast forward on at 120% speed.

Okay, let’s go.

Miroku must be somewhere ahead.

Yes! Hurry!

We’ll see what Miroku’s up to next time!

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And we’re back! Gonna be a short one this time.

Oh, Miroku’s fine, I guess.

That’s Miroku’s voice.

I think he’s just ahead.

Yurihime: Please, I’m so lonely. Comfort me?

If it’s alright with you.

Gross.

Miroku…

Yurihime: Oh, Miroku!

Huh?

That dirty monk.

Yurihime: I’ve got him now.

Wait, Sango. Something’s not right.

Wait, Sango! Something isn’t right with Miroku.

Sango, settle down!

We gave them some nice alcohol.

If you’re talkin’ about your demon guards, we destroyed them all.

With cirrhosis!

Yurihime: Why, you…

Sango just smacked into some kinda barrier like a bird.

Oboro: You’re wasting your time trying to save the monk. He’s in a trance right now. You can’t do anything, because this place is protected by a barrier.

Miroku, wake up! Wake up!

I’ll use my Tetsusaiga to break it!

No, Inuyasha. If you break the barrier, it could endanger Miroku.

Shoot.

I love this line, it’s very good.

Oboro: Now give me your power.

It’s not that easy.

If Miroku knows one thing, it’s how to get up.

Too bad for you…

Oboro: It can’t be!

Hey, the barrier disappeared.

Now we can beat her the hell up!

If there’s no barrier, we’ve got the upper hand. Everyone, let’s attack.

Let’s beat her the hell up!

The only notable thing about this fight is that I start using co-op techs. Co-ops require two energy costs and two turns to use, but they deal massive damage, so they’re pretty much entirely the territory of bosses. They also have little animated cutscenes which is neat.

Anyway, we beat her the hell up.

Not particularly!

Because you distracted the demons, I was able to destroy the crystal which was the source of the barrier.

That was apparent.

The source of the barrier? You knew all along?

Anime…

I really thought you were in a trance.

Were you impressed? Do you love me now?

After this is done, we can just…pretend Miroku doesn’t exist.

Wait a second…you dirty monk!

You don’t give up, do you?

If only he wasn’t such a ladies’ man.

Stop enabling him.

Poor Sango.

I really don’t get Miroku.

Yeah, boys are weird. Girls are a lot better.

We should go back to Tsuzumi Village. Let’s get a good rest and then head for the castle.

Good idea.

Next time, we get a good rest and head for the castle.

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Back at it again in Tsuzumi Village.

Okay, I agree.

The demon that has ruined most of our lives and holds the secret to my presence here is still at large and we still know exactly where he is, but yeah, let’s take another break.

Anime. So, who do you want to travel with today?

Time for Sango to go to another Anime club meeting.

Thank you.

Yeah, it’s not like you’d ever know. Also yeah, since we’ve been spending so much time with Sango, people are gonna keep out of their own fuckin’ lane about it.

Huh? Do I have too? [sic]

Good idea, I’ll go too.

We can’t just sit around here. Let’s go.

Yet another time where we explicitly plan to spend the day with Sango and it turns out she’s ditched us for a while.

Do you want some dried fish? Here. Is it okay? H-Hey, Kirara. Where are you going?

And Kirara just kinda…glides away.

Oh hey Sango.

Sango!

What?

I thought we were going to spend the day together! >:(

Oh, thanks for feeding Kirara. You’ve made Kirara very happy, I can tell.

Oh, it wasn’t much. But, Kirara always knows where you are, doesn’t she? She went running directly to you.

She…didn’t? Sango wasn’t here at first. Anime, please.

Kohaku, the one that Naraku…

Yes, he’s my only brother.

We’re all quite aware. I think Kohaku has like one more appearance in this game before it’s over.

You don’t have to look so sad. One day I will get him back. So don’t look like you’re gonna cry.

Yes.

I think we will get along fine.

How did she end up comforting me instead? Sango is so kind.


Anime gained a stronger friendship with Sango.

No other scene this time.

Okay.

Damn right, let’s go!

The pass goes by without incident. We’re finally here!

Yeah, but I’m getting a weird feeling.

Yes. I do sense something strange.

Things aren’t always as they seem, otherwise we’d have no need for monks like Miroku.

…WHAT

Yeah, I guess so.

Das what I wanna know.

No? It’s bright and sunny and we can see a big crowd of people right here.

Maybe so.

Yes. But, I’ll be happy as long as I can take a bath!

So this, along with some lines a few hours later, imply that some serious time compression is going on with the roads between towns and they actually take some time to go through, which makes sense for how big the world map looks, but keep it under your hat for a little bit later.

I have words.

A bath? We don’t need one of those yet. What do you think, Kagome?

I dunno, dude, she’s the one who brought it up.

Also he sniffs her, rude.

You’re awful! Sit! Sit! Sit! Stupid Inuyasha!


Times three.

There they go again!

So now let’s get into Castle Town proper. The first thing you see is these two stores that’ll say they’re each cheaper than the other and ask you to get in line. Each of them has slightly different wares and we’ve got money burning a hole, so I buy a few healing items.

The inn is always a good place to find information, and hey, whaddaya know. Also this is just how it starts, we didn’t say anything.

Shino: Everyone! These guys want to go to the castle!

Well, we don’t even know yet whether or not we can get there.

Three more women come out and isn’t that one from Akebi Village way in the beginning?

Actually, thinking about something that happens later, it might be. Except the names don’t match, but this game’s not too concerned with consistency.

Naka: Is that true?

What? What’s going on in the castle?

PROBABLY NARAKU.

Shino: We’re the wives of the Samurai. Our husbands went into the castle, but they haven’t returned yet.

Which samurai? Y’know, the Samurai. All four of 'em.

Katsue: We haven’t seen our husbands in months.

Matsu: We really miss them.

Poor things.

It’s really hard work being a Samurai.

Shino: Yes. We just got together to discuss how we can possibly get some food to our husbands.

It’s been months, you said. They are probably dead.

I’m just gonna say here, not a whole lot about the whole castle episode seems really thought out.

So that’s why you’re all here. Do you want us to take the food for you?

Hey, what are you saying?

It’s fine. We can take them.

We’re going to the castle anyway.

Katsue: And this rice ball too.

Naka: Thank you.

Two whole rice balls, you must have really shed a lot of blood, sweat, and tears to make two rice balls for your four husbands who you suspect have been without food for months. Except we only got one?

Man: I got this picture-card story from a traveling salesman who got injured on Asagiri Island. But…they keep repeating this part of the story. And the art work isn’t very good either.

Oooh, kamishibai! I hope he has Ougon Bat!

So yeah, let’s get educational for a bit. Kamishibai is a form of Japanese storytelling/street theater, where a narrator would tell stories accompanied by a series of picture cards, like a live storybook. During the peak of its popularity in the 1930s to post-WWII, kamishibai storytellers would travel from town to town, setting up shop and telling stories and giving the kids candy, hooray. Ougon Bat is a popular kamishibai character from the early 1930s who was actually the first superhero, predating Superman by 7 years! Wow! A modern, if atypical, example of kamishibai is the kinectic kamishibai performed by the animator duo AC-Bu and most well known for the Hellshake Yano sketch from Pop Team Epic

While kamishibai has its origins in various forms of storytelling dating back to the eighth century, there really was nothing like what’s shown here during the Sengoku period, so that’s weird.

Man: Anyway, he’s really big! In the day time, you can’t see the sun. At night, you can’t see the stars.

Sounds nice. Too bad we’re not planning on going there anytime soon.

Thaaaaat’s capitalism.

Alright, let’s get to the castle.

God dammit.

What?

Chuzo: This is the road that goes to the castle.

That’s where we’re trying to go.

Shinbei: You guys are up to something. This is a restricted area.

And this guy just walks past!

But they’re going through!

Chuzo: Those people are here to pay their taxes, so they’re allowed.

Hey, it’s simpler than using TurboTax.

What? Stop stallin’ us!

Inuyasha, let’s get out of here for now.

It’s no good getting into an argument here.

But, how do we get through there?

Well, that was a bust. Let’s find more info.

Here’s a dude in an alley that you gotta kinda finangle your way into because game design.

And here’s a localization decision that I thought was questionable even when I was 14. It’s the Sengoku period and the world map is clearly not all of Japan, so we’re probably dealin’ with a daimyo here. While “king” may not be an entirely inaccurate way to translate it, it brings to mind specifically western concepts of monarchy that have no place here. I would have probably said something more like “Lord,” which would have at least fit with the feudalistic nature of Japan during this time.

What happened?

How is he different?

Nizaemon: The look in his eyes, he swears, he’s violent, and if he doesn’t like you, he kills you on the spot. He’s gone as far as kicking me, his chief counselor, out.

Sounds like someone else I know.

What are you looking at me like that for?

Nizaemon: He’s acting like he’s possessed by a demon.

Who has a hot temper.

I won’t forget you said that.

Nizaemon: I don’t know about your situation, but rumour has it that the king has been possesed by a demon. If it continues this way, this castle with its long history will be ruined. And our king will be lost!

That’s literally what you just said.

We should find out what’s going on.

Yes. That’s a good idea.

WE’RE HEADING THERE ANYWAY. WE KNOW WHAT’S UP. IT’S NARAKU.

So, uh…I dunno what the fuck this whole conversation is about. Like, I guess it’s supposed to be like…Naraku’s presence has corrupted the daimyo or he’s just been possessed, but…we never actually see the daimyo in the game and it’s never really explained how or why Naraku is even in the castle. I’ll talk about it closer to the game, but I have my own theory that there was a first draft of this game that was almost a completely different story before being changed to a whistle-stop tour of Inuyasha’s greatest hits, and this castle scenario is where it kinda didn’t transition well.

Walking around shows us this pretty nice shot. This game can look nice when it wants to.

Anyway, let’s talk to this child I missed the first time.

What?

Jiro: Can you take this pinwheel to my sister, who works in the castle? I made it for her.

You miss your sister, don’t you?

Don’t patronize him.

Jiro: No! My sister’s the one that misses me. She cries 'cuz she can’t see me. So tell her to hang in there for me.

Jiro: My sister is called Toki. Make sure you give it to her, okay?

This game is unsure of what Toki’s actual name is. Anyway, for no real reason, let’s head back to the inn.

Oh hey it’s the idiot who put me in jail.

Huh?

Hey, you’re the headman of Kasasagi Town. What are you doing here?

Well, I have to bring my yearly taxes to the castle. But I’ve heard there’s demons in there.

You’d think one would be more concerned. But this is the Headman, after all.

Demons? What do you mean?

NARAKU.

Wait a minute! What are taxes?

It’s money that is given to the King as thanks for his protection.

Are we really doing this?

Why doesn’t everyone just protect themselves.

I think it’s too difficult for Shippo to understand.

Basically, cowards need to be protected.

We’re doing this I guess.

He doesn’t understand either.

It has nothing to do with cowardice, it’s how the system works.

Man, it’s complicated.

I think you’re the one that’s making it complicated.

RIVETING.

The screen fades to black as if somebody was giving a long explanation of something, but it seems like maybe one line was cut.

Yes. In return, please take us into the castle with you.

“You’ll go into the castle with me?”
“Yeah, but take us into the castle in reutrn.”

These are the same thing, Anime. But good job taking advantage of a rich idiot.

Of course. Let’s go.

I don’t think this smug face is used anywhere else.

Shinbei: What? The scoundrels are here! Guards! Huh?

Long time no see. These are my guards.

Shinbei: Oh, it’s the headman of Kasasagi Town.

I’ve come to pay my taxes. Please let us through.

Shinbei: Hmmm…

Are you gonna let us through or not?

I’m sorry. He’s just doing his job.

Yes. He is truly devoted to his king.

SO NOW THE HEADMAN IS A KING? NO HE’S A MAYOR. WE’RE SUPPOSED TO BE BODYGUARDS, NOT KNIGHTS

Chuzo: Huh. You can go through.

Why didn’t you just say that at the beginning.

I thought we weren’t going to get in because of Inuyasha.

Well, we got through, so everything’s okay.

Alright, we’re almost at the castle!

Ah!

Aaa! Why are there such big demons in the castle!

I give up.

You’re here! I was expecting you!

Expecting this one trash mob?

Muahaha! I won’t let you pass.

Headman, it’s dangerous here. You have to escape.

O-Okay.

And now he’s basically gone from the game.

Now we can do some real damage!

We attack him twice and he goes down.

IT WAS A FUCKIN’ DEMON

If they’ve taken over the entrance, I can’t imagine what’s going on inside.

I wonder if everybody that works in the castle is okay?

How could they have survived, with these kind of things in there?!

Anyway, we need to proceed with caution.

Next time, HELL.

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Welcome to the castle, this took me more than an hour and a half with my emulator sped up.

Takezo: Can you help them? I’ve been injured and I can’t move from here.

AND THIS IS ONE OF THE REASONS WHY.

Now yes, this sidequest is entirely optional. And yes, I could have just beelined through this and done the dungeon in like half an hour. But this is like…the only sidequest in the game. I gotta do at least that, right? So now we have to go through just about every room to look for people. I’m not gonna show all of them, because there’s fucking 30 of them and the majority of them are not interesting, but I’ll also show you why this sidequest is BULLSHIT.

You wanna know the other reason this took so long, and basically the main reason this dungeon is just a pain in the fuckin’ ass?

IT’S BUGGED. You can’t run from fights because about 90% of the time, it softlocks the game.

This dungeon has a pretty high encounter rate. And you just have to fight them.

As I cap this, I have my footage going at about 4-5 times speed, because there’s so much dead air between the fights and me checking my guide to make sure I don’t accidentally end the dungeon before ending the sidequest like I did last time I played this game.

The majority of the people you have to save will not actually be visible. They will be hidden in objects with the only indicator that they’re there being the general hot spot indicator over your head.

So yeah, you have to rub your head against everything in a dungeon with a raised encounter rate bugged to prevent you from skipping battles.

It gets worse. Also, this merchant gives us kind of a hint as to where to go next for progression. There are some monks doing monk things.

Oh hey!

Sachi: Last time I was caught by a demon spider. Is this how my life is gonna be? I’m scared of the future.

Be safe, Sachi.

There’s a couple sets of stairs up here with a save cat. At this point, we’ve rescued 7 out of 8 people in this area. We’re saving one for the end.

We’re going downstairs.

Checks out.

It’s just a maid, but yeah, this is what I mean by needing to rub your head on shit.

Ah, another one.

Downstairs, there are stairs to go upstairs, but a different upstairs.

Yikes.

And this is what we came downstairs and upstairs for. Now that we have this, we can rescue that monk and go back downstairs and back upstairs. At this point, we’ll have rescued 15 people. Hey, halway through, right?

This passage on the left of the main floor is our next destination.

We go upstairs from there and eventually, we encounter the samurai, all three of them.

Hey wait.

Denjiro: Aaah… [voiced as a scream]

Tokusuke: Damn demons!

Are they the castle staff?

They’re being attacked by demons!

There’s no way they can beat them. We have to help them.

Hey! Demons! Are you ready to die?!

We fight a small trash mob masquerading as a boss fight as usual and as usual it’s not interesting.

That’s okay. It must have been terrible.

It wasn’t that bad. Those demons were not rich or powerful, so they couldn’t hire a samurai like the daimyo could.

If anyone’s hurt, show me. I’ll take care of them.

Yukimura: We can’t thank you enough.

What is happening to the castle? There’s demons everywhere.

Cripes.

Again, we never see him, unless Naraku is/has taken the place of him.

Did Naraku do this?

But then we get this line that establishes that Naraku and the “King” are two different entites.

Kagura showed up pretending to be a castle messenger.

Miroku, they’re not gonna know who that is.

If that’s the case, then it’s simple. Let’s go destroy them!

Wait, Inuyasha, did you forget that happened?! YOU WERE THERE AND MIROKU WASN’T.

A fourth samurai came in so I guess the numbers add up now.

Yukimura: What? The second unit. We’re the only ones left to protect the castle.

Is your name Yukimura?

Yukimura: Yes, it is. Why?

We met your wife outside the castle. She gave us something to give to you.

Yukimura: Oh! Some rice balls from my wife!

Everyone is really worried about what’s happening in here.

Yukimura: Thank you. We can hold on a little longer now.

Denjiro: Yes!

Tokusuke:Tokusuke: Let’s do it!

We’ll take care of the rest. Everyone, go back to your families.

Yukimura: We can’t do that. There are people who haven’t escaped yet.

You’ve apparently had months.

You’re not scared for your life?

There’s no point dying here.

Yukimura: We are samurai. We protect the King and the people. But, we weren’t able to protect the King. However, we must protect all who are left alive. It is our duty.

Denjiro: Exactly.

Tokusuke: That’s our duty.

But you might die! What will your families that are left do?

You could die and have a negative life span.

This entire time, the guy on the right’s helmet is kinda glitching out on the gold crest from I guess emulator issues?

How could they possibly understand?

Yukimura: It’s already decided.

I don’t get it.

What are you goin’ on about? If we keep dawdling, Naraku will get away.

But what about Yukimura and everyone else?

Yukimura: Are you going after that demon?

Yeah, that’s why we came here.

Yukimura: In that case, take this with you.

What is it?

Yukimura: This is the key for the lock in the tower. The demon is in there.

Is that okay, Yukimura?

Yukimura: Yes. We’re no match for that demon. But I think you guys can do it. Please, take our place and go get that demon!

…Yes, we will bring Naraku down.

Yukimura: We are grateful.

Well, shall we go?

Yeah, let’s go get Naraku and then get back here.

The count of rescued people at this point is 18. We’ll get the rest next time.

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Back at it again in Naraku’s castle.

We’re going upstair this time.

Upstairs is more of the same, but it does have the biggest bullshit in this whole sidequest.

Yeah, we gotta be ALL the way in the corner for this one. So in the corner, we can’t even tell there’s anything here. YEAH.

Whoa, ANOTHER upstairs?! What will they think of next?

Oh hey, are you Toki?

Otoki, close enough, get back here.

Is your name Toki?

Your brother asked us to bring you this pinwheel that he made for you.

Otoki: He’s okay then! I’m so happy!

The Samurai are downstairs helping the people who couldn’t escape. Try and make it down there and you’ll be able to get out of the castle.

Otoki: Thank you so much.

Be careful, Toki.

Bye Toki.

Up to the tower, where destiny awaits!

Up one more stairs and we’re in the final corridor.

This door actually leads to the end of the dungeon, and as much as I’d like to go through, we still have work to do beyond this.

These two of the only pieces of charming writing in the game round out the running joke and leave us at 29 people rescued. If you remember, we specifically left one person unrescued on the first floor.

So what we have to do is talk to the samurai.

Takezo: I’m sorry, this isn’t much, but please take it as a sign of my appreciation.

If you talk to Takezo after saving 5/6 of the people, he gives you this fertilizer.

Takezo: Thank you very much! How can I thank you enough. This is a memento from my long separated sister. Please take it.

And after 30, he gives you this seed that’s somehow a memento. Now, if you remember, there are certain combinations of seeds and fertilizers that give you special scenes, which is arguably the main point of the mystery field. This fertilizer and this seed are one such combination.

And yes, there is absolutely no indication or any sort of hint that you need to talk to Takezo early to get the fertilizer, so you could go through all of this and have it not even be worth it!

WONDERFUL GOOD GAME DESIGN MOVING ON

Back here.

FINALLY.

Ha ha. You made it.

Who’s voice is that?

Miroku.

Miroku.

Naraku.

I woulda been here earlier but there was a bullshit sidequest also hi Utsugi.

So, this is Naraku. You’re the one that summoned me into this world, aren’t you?

Anime we’ve been over this.

Do you want to know?

Of course I do. Now tell em how to get home.

Is this the girl, Utsugi?

What are you mumbling about? Naraku are you ready?

What a fool!

Shut up and die!

Time to fight Naraku!

Well…

Yeah it’s one of those.

You’re weak. It’s over.

Inuyasha tries to attack again, but no go.

Ugh…

Even the Tetsusaiga won’t work.

It’s being repelled by the barrier.

It’s the authentic Inuyasha experience.

Those who go against Naraku will die a painful death.

Yukimura: Naraku!

The samurai!

Yukimura: I will avenge my King! Take that!

Stop! You can’t beat him.

Denjiro; I know. But we have no choice.

This secret passage…I said I’d have words a few updates ago and those words are a’comin’.

Foolish ones. Die!

Was this not Tokusuke just 2 seconds ago.

There we go.

Yukimura: Don’t run away! It’s our time to die! We have to give them more time.

Wow fuck, can Yukimura be the protagonist?

Tokichi: Rooaaaaar!

Kagome fires an arrow, forgetting about the barrier.

What? You still have strength?

Yukimura: Leave this place now and ready yourselves to come back and destroy this demon and save the castle. Please!

You think I’ve come this far to run away!

And with that, we are OUT OF THE CASTLE and THAT’S THE MOTHERFUCKIN’ TEA.

SEE YOU NEXT TIME. GAH.

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Looks like Kaede’s house.

It’s not Kaede’s house.

Why am I here?

Kichibei: I don’t know, but I found you and some others on the ground at the entrance of the village this morning.

A teaser for later in the update, this is a massive plot hole.

Others? Ah, Inuyasha, Kagome!

Yeah they were literally right there.

Um, ugh…

We fell off the top floor of a castle.

Where is Naraku?!

At the castle, probably.

And the rest of the crew finally gets up.

I wish I could say it’s a good morning.

Ugh. Where is this?

We couldn’t win against Naraku. Yukimura…

Is everyone okay?

I guess, we weren’t able to destroy Naraku.

Shippo, are you saying we can’t defeat Naraku?

Well I mean…

Anyway, we can’t go anywhere like this.

I guess not, but…

Let’s think about it. If we work together, we can find a way.

We get control now and all the party members just talk about how we gotta break the barrier.

I need to think this over on my own.

Anyway, we gotta get some time to think.

Just a normal village.

Let’s just head up the Eighty Sins of Sasamo.

Oh, you’re in the game again.

What’s wrong?

Lotta things.

I guess you know already. We lost.

Why would he know. Also lost what, he doesn’t know that either.

You lost the battle? Against who?

The Shikigami power didn’t work on the guy we were fighting.

Well, nothing worked, it’s not the Shikigami.

Neither Inuyasha’s Tetsusaiga nor Miroku’s Sutras worked either.

Woman, I have no idea what any of those words are.

It was probably because of a barrier.

Yeah. That’s what Miroku said. Because Naraku put his barrier up, our attack didn’t work.

A barrier, I see.

How many times can I say that this writing is garbage

Now what are you guys going to do?

I really don’t know…

Hmm. If you still want to fight your enemy, I can tell you how.

Really?! Tell us Grandpa Kakuju!

Well listen carefully. Rindo Village is at the foot of Mount Houoh. You first need to go to the top of Mount Houoh and bring back a fruit from the Magatama tree.

A fruit from a Magatama tree, which is on the top of Mount Houoh…I see. But why the fruit?

That’s what you need to break the barrier. I’ll tell you the rest after you get the fruit.

This test will challenge your courage.

(It will not)

I don’t really understand, but I guess we can break the barrier if we use it. Thank you Grandpa Kakuju.

THAT’S WHAT HE–

Oh well, let’s go tell the guys.

GUYS GUYS

Please listen, everybody. We might be able to break Naraku’s barrier.

Yes. Grandpa Kakuju told me.

I see. Kakuju, huh.

God, there is just a LOT of Solid Snaking in this update.

We need to go get a fruit from the top of Mount Houoh.

That is a sacred mountain where monks in training gather.

But, it will be a very difficult task.

(It won’t)

Okay, I will do anything to beat Naraku!

Yes, if there is anything I can do, I’ll also help.

You can throw a boomerang, you’re in.

That’s right. If we stay here, we’ll never be able to defeat Naraku.

Let’s go, everybody!

Let’s head out!

Okay, so words.

This is where Rindoh Village is.

This is where the Castle Town is.

We somehow got from there to here in the course of an evening, halfway across the world map, where it has been established that even going from one town to the other canonically takes at least several days to walk to.

What the fuck.

It’s not like…gonna ruin the story or anything, but…they don’t even attempt to explain it. It just bugs me.

Next time, we climb a mountain.

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I’d prefer Mount Lugia, but sure, let’s climb this shit.

By the way, I changed our lineup a bit so Sango is our tagalong now.

Now, it sounds like Mount Houoh might be another dungeon immediately after the Bad Castle, but it’s kinda not. It’s more of an overworld area.

After a bit, we come to a house.

What a dump!

Monks don’t need luxury. They only need a roof to protect against the rain.

When we need to rest we can stay here too.

That’s right.

What are you looking at? Let’s get going!

This rock is pretty prominent.

What? We don’t have much time.

I feel something strange…

Really? I don’t see anything strange?

It looks normal. But something is strange. There’s a faint wind coming from the cliff.

Sango of course gets us.

There’s wind…coming from the rock. There’s something behind the rock.

Whatever! We need to hurry. If we can’t get to the top we won’t be able to defeat Naraku.

You’re right. I shouldn’t have brought it up.

Well, we’ll never come back here.

Oh hey, a cave.

The cave is 3D and otherwise unremarkable.

Coming out of the cave, we arrive at the summit, despite making very little vertical traversal.

It looks nice.

???

Ooooh, !!!

Shippo just turns into a balloon and floats you up these cliffs very slowly and nothing else like this happens in the game.

More cliffs. I hope my wife doesn’t fall off one of these.

Romantic.

The wind is getting stronger. But it’s a strange wind.

Miroku, gross.

Whoosh!

I’m gonna blow away!

Aahhh!!

Help!

Shippo, be careful!

Um…What is that?

A mass of air…

Is that a Spirit of the Air. It’s probably the sacred mountain’s guardian spirit.

a what

I’m sorry. But we absolutely need a Magatama fruit!

Spirit: A Magatama fruit. Many neophytes come to ask for them. But no one deserves it. You must have more than just power. You must have a pure heart and courage. Without these, I can not give you a Magatama fruit.

This is the test that Grandpa Kakuju was talking about.

Interesting. Let’s see if we have what it takes!

So to prove that we have more than pure power, we are going to get into a physical fight with the air.

He’s pretty easy, he just likes to give you status effects. Power through and you’ll have no issue.

WE’LL KICK YOUR ASS TOO, CLOUD.

Shut up! I’ll do it as many times as I need too!

YEAH!

Wait Inuyasha. I don’t feel hostility from him.

The wind has stopped too.

Spirit: I attuned all of your hearts. You may take a Magatama fruit.

Does this mean we succeeded?

No, by “You may take a Magatama fruit,” he meant “Don’t take one”

I guess so.

Well then, let’s get a fruit from the tree.

Yes. It seems like a light is coming from the tree itself.

I can see that the tree has mysterious power.

Yes. Okay, I’ll get a fruit.

THEY SAID YOU COULD DON’T APOLOGIZE TO A TREE

Also we got the fruit yay.

I got it! Let’s go back to Grandpa Kakuju.

And go back we do you didn’t miss anything.

Well well, you did it.

Yes. But, it was difficult.

I thought I was gonna die.

You guys really are something. The Spirit of the Air allowed you to have a seed. [The voice acting says fruit]

You already knew that, Grandpa Kakuju.

This is definitely a Magatama fruit. Now, come close to me.

Now, you should know how to use the power of the Shikigami to break the barrier.

If there’s no barrier, we can attack Naraku.

Okay! This time we’ll destroy Naraku!

It looks as though your enemy is very powerful. Be very careful.

Thank you, Grandpa Kakuju!

Alright! Now we have a SPECIAL MOVE. Let’s go to the dang castle.

Good idea. We need to regain our strength before we continue on.

GUYS.

GUUUUUUUUYS.

FINE.

Thank you.

It’s likek you’re already friends.

Inuyasha and Miroku go together as do Kagome and Shippo.

Hey, Sango didn’t immediately ditch us this time.

The weather’s beautiful! We should go to the river.

I agree.

Hey, Sango. Let’s take a rest here.

Okay. It’s been ages since we had a bath, shall we go bathing?

Sure.

Oh boy.

Uh? Sango?

Huh? What is it?

You’re going to go into the water with your Hiraikotsu?

Yeah, just deflect from that with the boomerang.

Is that weird?

Ahh…Yeah, it’s a little weird. It’s weird, 'cuz you’re a girl.

Are you still talking about the boomerang?

Really? But, I’ve had this with me since I was a little girl.

Hmm…

It’s almost like a part of my body now.

I see. So, it’s more than just a weapon for you.

We had a fun time!

Now to the castle!

Wow that doesn’t look good.

Well, let’s leave that to next time.

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Back at it again in Castle Town.

Oh, this isn’t good.

Was this house so dilapidated last time we were here?

I mean, it’s more than the one house.

I think it was a lot nicer before.

I wonder if a burglar got in there. But, all the other houses look pretty ruined too.

GUYS.

Yes. The whole town feels pretty desolate. I wonder if it’s because of Naraku.

It must be. If Naraku is allowed to continue to sit in the castle, this town will soon…

I don’t know if this is incompetent writing or patronizing writing.

We can’t allow that to happen. Let’s go.

Fuckin’ hell, it’s you.

You sure kept me waiting. I was just about to fall asleep.

Kagura! Why’re you here?

Take one fuckin’ guess, kid.

I knew if I waited here, you guys would eventually come.

What do you want from us?!

Only one thing. I’m here to take your soul.

My soul? You think you can do that by yourself?

Ugggh! I’m gonna cut you up!

Well, well, have [you] forgotten already? I have a barrier rock. You can’t even touch me.

I prefer barrier j-pop.

I don’t know about that.

I see you’re full of confidence. Just try, and you’ll see. I wouldn’t mind seeing the look of despair on your faces. Go ahead and die!

Kagura round 2! As she said and as you can see, she has a barrier. Usually, this would be a great issue.

However, we have BLUE SKY CALAMITY, which will allow us to TEAR APART A UNIFIED WORLD which basically means we’ll use it two or three times in plot fights to break barriers.

After we break the barrier the fight is literally no different except for higher numbers.

Fuck yoooou.

I wasn’t just going to wait for you!

What

In that case, it will be useful to keep this one alive.

That happened.

Wait!

Amazing! You really destroyed the barrier.

Yes. I can’t believe it!

Yes! We can win! We can defeat Naraku.

But, now Naraku knows that we can break his barrier.

So what? Since there’ll be no more barrier, it’ll be easy to get to Naraku.

Inuyasha do you know what series you’re in?

Yes! Then, let’s go find Naraku!

Ah boy this place is rough.

The castle is back, with less bugs and less bullshit and it’s a lot shorter. We also have to take a different route through it because there’s rubble in the halls. It’s still not interesting.

We can eventually reach the garden, which is a new place and also not entirely where we’re supposed to be right now, but we save time this way.

What is it? Oh, a flower! It’s beautiful!

Beautiful? Yes, but it’s not only that. It’s called a Pyrethrum. The smoke that comes from burning it has the ability to kill insects.

Pyrethrum is more a genus of flowers rather than a single specimen, but some crysanthemums in the genus can be used to make a pesticide also called pyrethrum, so uh, that’s on the level.

Does it work on demons?

Probably on demon insects. But it takes a while for the flower to burn, so it won’t work on someone that moves quickly.

I see. It might come in handy. We should take it with us.

Good thing there are no bugs here.

A little bit in, what’s this?

Toki?! Not that Toki?!

Oh no, Dethklok is down a guitar!

Yes.

I guess she wasn’t able to escape.

I hope that’s not the case.

Maybe it fell out of her pocket when she was running away.

Either way, we need to get Naraku.

Yes, for Toki’s sake, we need to bring him down.

BUGS.

Oh no! It’s the Saimyosho!

There’s so many of them!

We have to get off this road. Naraku might find us if we continue this way.

But because we have the stinky flower…

I know! If we use this, we might be able to do something about the Saimyosho.

Hey, it’s that flower. What are you gonna to do with it? [sic]

The Pyrethrum? The Saimyosho are insects so we might as well give it a try.

Yes, let’s try it Sango.

What’s wrong, Inuyasha?

What a terrible smell!

Sorry, Inuyasha. Hang in there.

Inuyasha really has a sensitive nose, doesn’t he?

Yes, his sense of smell is very sensitive.

SHUT UP AND GO

It looks like it’s working!

Great! Now we can get going again.

As Jason from Power Rangers would say, back to action!

GOD DAMMIT

They’re all over the place.

Yes, they’re headed this way.

Miroku, have you ever said anything that actually added to a conversation?

If they’re after us…

What?

That red armor…are they the samurai that helped us?

GOD DAMMIT!!!

What?

Yes, it is them.

But, they all died.

They got better.

Yes, they are dead. But some kind of power is making them move.

What?

This isn’t good. They’re aware of us. There’s a whole bunch of them.

Yeah they can see us.

We’ll be surrounded.

All we can do is fight!

No! We can’t do that! Those guys helped us before!

No arguments! We’ll be cornered if we stay like this!

But…

The corpses can smell our vitality. We need to separate, then they won’t come after us!

You’re right. They seem to be moving pretty slow.

Okay, I’ll stop them. The rest of you go!

But, Inuyasha…

I’ll be right behind you.

If we get separated, everybody meet in front of the Castle Tower.

Okay.

Miroku said we should meet in front of the castle tower if we got separated.

Welp.

Nobody’s around!

Guys?!

Also, you can get into random battles alone, I’d advise against it since Anime is useless by herself.

Fuck, not again!

Please, don’t come near me! Don’t!

What.

Huh, what?

Oh, a Homestuck!

That guy just killed those dudes!

But…they were the ones that helped me.

We’ll find out who they are next time.

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Well, that was weird. Gotta go find our friends though.

You’re not my friends.

Just a moment, Sesshomaru, I’m looking for the road now.

I think I see your problem. This is a building. No roads.

I have also just realized there’s no ceiling and we’re just looking at the black void outside the map.

I think he very much has.

N-no, of course not! Um.

They’re gone.

You are? Oh yeah. Girl, come over here. Do you know the way to the Castle Tower?

I do, but…

Then take me there.

Why do I have to take you there?

I don’t know what you’re doing around here, but you’ll get eaten by demons if you stay here by yourself.

Well…I really don’t want to go with these people. But it’s probably not a good idea to go on my own. And if I don’t go, what is everybody else gonna do?

So, are you gonna take us there, or what?

I guess I have to. Okay. I’ll take you there, but you have to promise to protect me.

Is that right? Lead the way.

Sesshomaru is in our party now. He level 30, which is basically endgame level. So it’s gonna be pretty easy goin’s now.

After a while…

Oh hey, you’re okay. That’s good.

Ah look, she’s comin’ in to give us a hug.

Whoa hey what the heck Sesshy, I get first hugs.

Well now nobody’s getting a hug >:(

Why? That’s terrible…poor thing…

Otoki: Thank you so much.

Huh, Otoki?

Otoki: Thank you so much. Because of you, I was able to escape Naraku’s spell. I can sleep soundly now.

Naraku’s spell? All those corpses were under his spell?

If you destroy a corpse that is under a spell, you will free its spirit.

Really? So Sesshomaru knew about this too?

Don’t waste our time talking. Just take us to the Castle Tower.

Oh yeah! Wait a minute.

What are you doing?

Toki should hold onto this.

Then Toki won’t be sad in Heaven.

Okay nitpick time. As usual, I can’t be arsed to check what they say in Japanese, and there certainly IS a Japanese word for “heaven” (tengoku) and it might be what’s being said, but hoo boy the use of the Capital-H Heaven is yet again an extremely Western idea to be bringing into this game. So lets talk about it since I haven’t been educational in a while.

The two prevailing spiritualities in Japan, and especially in the Sengoku period, are gonna be Shinto and Buddhism, which both have different ideas of the afterlife. Shinto’s afterlife is a place called Yomi, with its closest common equivalent being the Grecoroman Hades, neither a paradise nor a hell, but just…a place where dead people go. Just where ya go. And then of course, one of the core tenets of Buddhism is the constant cycle of reincarnation until one is enlightened and reaches Nirvana, but I do not think this small girl is going to be enlightened.

Now that being said, there IS maybe a minute chance that Kururugi is Christian. They certainly do exist in Japan, and they were even around in the Sengoku period, but it’s unlikely as they’re a tremendous minorty, making up no more than 1% of the population.

Sorry, I’m done.

Jaken.

See! What is it, Lord Sesshomaru?

Leave the kid alone.

Hehe!

Moving on.

Hey!

There were demons all over the place. I was really worried.

I’m glad you’re safe too.

More and more corpses were gathering. We were getting worried.

But, why did they go after you and not me?

Maybe it’s because there were three of us.

Three of you?

I don’t think I could have gotten here by myself. Do you all know Sesshomaru?

Do we know him? He’s Inuyasha’s older brother.

They really don’t get along.

So, Inuyasha. This human girl is your friend.

So what?

Let’s go, Jaken.

You! Where are you goin’?

Y-Yes, Sesshomaru.

Hey, wait a minute!

Not worth it dude.

Anyway, we better get going. I think Sesshomaru is after Naraku too.

I won’t let Sesshomaru get to Naraku first. I’m gonna destroy him!

And we’re back.

Oh.

Sesshomaru!

Look at all the corpses! There’s so many of them. They’re all attacking Sesshomaru.

We should get going while Sesshomaru is busy fighting them.

Too bad for you, Sesshomaru. We’re going ahead.

Yeet, as the kids say.

Oh no! First Toki, now this!

It’s Yukimura, indeed.

What? Naraku’s not here?

This shouldn’t be surprising. He knows that we know where he is. You think he’s not gonna relocate?

Oh hey whassup.

Careful, they’re coming this way.

This demonic aura is strong. He’s using Yukimura’s corpse to control all the other corpses. Even though they are corpses, Naraku knew that we wouldn’t be able to attack them, so he came up with this spell.

Damn, Naraku! Cheating as usual!

So, if we release Yukimura from the spell all the other corpses will be freed?

Yes.

We have to set them free.

Naraku! I’ll never forgive you!

I’m sorry Yukimura. I don’t even want to fight your corpse, but in order to free your spirit, I have to fight you.

It’s a boss you know how it goes.

Yukimura is free now.

I’ve had about as much as I can take of that Naraku!

Naraku! Where did you disappear to?

Oh no a bug! It might…affect the gameplay!

Damn! They’re watching us.

Oh, you’re done with your zombies.

If Naraku isn’t here, there’s no use in us hanging around. Let’s go, Jaken.

Okay, Sesshomaru.

Bye Sesh. Bye Jake.

It looks like Sesshomaru is going after Naraku too.

Yes. We should go too.

Yes.

Yes.

I’m sorry, Yukimura. We will avenge your death. Just wait.

Let’s get the fuck outta here, this update took a dang month.

Next time, what’s that over there?

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I could definitely use a break after all that castle nonsense.

It looks so lively and fun!

If it’s festival time, then the ladies are probably all dressed up! I can’t wait!

Miroku!

Hey, everybody, come look!

Uugaaah. Why are you guys getting distracted by the festival? What happened to looking for Naraku?

It’s okay every once in a while. Humans need to rest.

Now that Miroku wants to do it, I’m with Inuyasha, let’s keep going.

Yeah, Inuyasha. I’m a demon but I still need a breather!

I guess you guys can’t help it. Let’s go take a look.

No matter what Inuyasha says, I can tell he’s interested in the festival too.

Who?

Oh Densuke.

Densuke: They were all being so unreasonable, I didn’t know what to do.

What’s wrong?

Densuke: Today is the annual festival drum competition. But the opposing team couldn’t make it, so we canceled it. But everybody was really looking forward to it, so they won’t accept the fact that it was canceled. That’s why I was surrounded by everyone.

Oh so it’s just Twitter.

Densuke: Hey, wait a second. There’s just the right number of you. Will you join us in the drum competition?

What! Us?

Well that sounds fun! Much more fun than just watching.

Drums, huh? I haven’t played since I was little, but I’m sure we can figure it out.

And everybody is really looking forward to that part of the festival. Let’s give it a try!

Okay, let’s do it!

Densuke: Ohhh! Thank you! The villagers will be so happy! In the drum competition there are 5 people on each side. Please cheer on your friends.

Densuke: So, the drump competition will be 5 against 5. A person from each team will compete against the other on the drum to see who is the best. Whichever team has the most wins is the winning team! And now for our first pair!

You can do it, Inuyasha!

Leave it to me!

Oh he’s real bad folks, this is gonna be a video.

Inuyasha, drum softer!

Oh this is better.

Densuke: The winner is…our last minute contestant!

Did you see that? Now that’s how it’s done!

Densuke: Now for the next match! Okay, drum!

Everybody sucks at this!

Kagome doesn’t have enough strength and the beat is too soft. So…

Kagome! Put your back into it!

Densuke: The winner is…our last minute contestant!

Yeah! I can’t believe it!

Densuke: Now for the 3rd match! Start!

You’re too small! Why couldn’t I have done this?

Shippo is so small, he can’t play the drum very well. So…

Shippo, be more lively!

Densuke: The winner is…our last minute contestant!

See! I won!

Densuke: Now for the 4th match! Start!

MIROKU GOT NO VIM AND/OR VIGOR

Miroku sounds flat and frail. How can he add some flavor to his beat?

Did I mention there’s like nothing pointing you to any of these choices? Like it’s kinda trial and error.

Miroku, drum harder!

Densuke: The winner is…our last minute contestant!

Well, of course! I knew I would.

Fuck off.

Densuke: And now for our last match! Drum!

Girl, you’re even quieter than Kagome!

Sango is good, but she can do better.

Well, Anime is biased.

Sango, move your body!

Densuke: The winner is…our last minute contestant!

That was a good sweat!

フルコンボ!

Yeah!!!

It’s because of your cheering!

Yes! If you hadn’t been here, we wouldn’t have been able to do it.

No, it was because you all played the drums so well!

Densuke: We have prizes from the village for all the winners!

Hey, maybe we’ll do something with these.

What is it? What is it?

We did it, everyone!

I’m glad we won, but most of all I’m glad we got to have fun together!

It’s been a while since we’ve had so much fun!

It’s good to do this every once in a while.

That was fun! I won’t forget everyone’s smiles!

Well, that was a fun diversion. Next time, dogs.

BONUS VIDEO

Everyone is bad at drumming

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